How French People Flex on Each Other

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • When a French person sees another French person....
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    French
    /fren(t)SH/
    adjective
    relating to France or its people or language.
    "the French government"
    noun
    1. the Romance language of France, also used in parts of Belgium, Switzerland, and Canada, in several countries of northern and western Africa and the Caribbean, and elsewhere.
    "I am fluent in French"
    2. the people of France collectively.
    "the French, they say, live to eat"

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @Cherdleys
    @Cherdleys  4 года назад +11102

    i luv u..... say it back

  • @khaledeldani1226
    @khaledeldani1226 4 года назад +3829

    There's like a spanish, german, dutch and russian accent mixed into this "French accent"

  • @danielamorim1970
    @danielamorim1970 4 года назад +620

    As a french guy I should be offended, but I'm too busy eating le baguette

    • @EastCoastCrisis
      @EastCoastCrisis 4 года назад +17

      *la baguette oof

    • @koumagnonable
      @koumagnonable 4 года назад +9

      Liar in france we say "la" or "une" baguette

    • @danielamorim1970
      @danielamorim1970 4 года назад +8

      J'ai fait la faute exprès pour le meme

    • @JohnWeaku
      @JohnWeaku 4 года назад +5

      ze baguette

    • @Dogebro200
      @Dogebro200 3 года назад

      @@danielamorim1970 comme moi sur des vidéo :3

  • @BlakeRosier
    @BlakeRosier 4 года назад +485

    I’m still in black and white. Wtf

    • @cuttingaway123
      @cuttingaway123 4 года назад +4

      Lmao I love you blake

    • @dbouslov
      @dbouslov 4 года назад +11

      Sùcks lonęly Ámerícan ränger bôy

    • @gliixo
      @gliixo 4 года назад +2

      racist

    • @BlakeRosier
      @BlakeRosier 4 года назад +1

      FUEGO DÏÊGØ love u2

    • @BlakeRosier
      @BlakeRosier 4 года назад +2

      David Bouslov I’m hurt

  • @TheKnowledgeGateway498
    @TheKnowledgeGateway498 3 года назад +46

    2:07 lol. Even he can't stop his laughter.

  • @moka9871
    @moka9871 3 года назад +110

    Ah yes, as a French man I too have the power to change the scene to black & white and create fake rain.

  • @brunovazquez1
    @brunovazquez1 4 года назад +134

    The only thing missing was someone screaming “Vive la Révolution”

    • @koumagnonable
      @koumagnonable 4 года назад

      This is spanish

    • @nota4688
      @nota4688 4 года назад +2

      It’s definitely not

    • @koumagnonable
      @koumagnonable 4 года назад

      @@nota4688 What ?

    • @koumagnonable
      @koumagnonable 4 года назад

      @@nota4688 He edited the comment idiot

    • @rafaelannibale1697
      @rafaelannibale1697 3 года назад +1

      That is actually spanish. Something Bolivar used to say. Then they started saying it alot in mexico.

  • @animepop1308
    @animepop1308 Год назад +1

    "my 45th lover" 💀

  • @rivasjose7704
    @rivasjose7704 Год назад

    Murican boy complaining about things that are not his business was gold 👌🏻

  • @Gou0113
    @Gou0113 Год назад

    "Oh zis will be so good for your OnlyFrench page"
    im dying inside

  • @iamvoicelessmusic
    @iamvoicelessmusic 3 года назад

    2:13, 2:20 *Are we not gonna talk about how she makes that "pop" sound whenever she takes the cigarette out of her mouth?*

  • @danielcrase
    @danielcrase 3 года назад +5

    no one mentioning the “i want to be eiffel towered”!!!! that was gold

  • @warmcomforter
    @warmcomforter 2 года назад +1

    As someone who lived half of their life in France, I feel offended that you poured this wine on the ground. How can you not respect wine?! It's expensive, and delicious

  • @qulbutoke4150
    @qulbutoke4150 Год назад

    Wsh le zin tié en esprit ou bien? Sisi la vidéo c'est tarpin golri (quand le reuf il trempe le pain dans le vin ptdr). En légende le sang continu tu fais câbler!

  • @iSpalei
    @iSpalei 3 года назад

    As a french person i found it like super funny lol

  • @Koepex
    @Koepex 3 года назад

    Al belgian guys are loosing it with the ´´french fries´´....😔🤣

  • @KuroHebi
    @KuroHebi 2 года назад

    As a French, I can confirm that French couples actually fight and bicker like that, no cap.

  • @puggyloverplaysgames
    @puggyloverplaysgames 3 года назад

    Why is no one talking about the fact there's always one person wearing a price tag? XD Like they literally bought it for this video and returned it after! XD

  • @Jahsatracks
    @Jahsatracks 3 года назад +3209

    “You look like your father never kissed you on the lips” this killed me

    • @gaelsimon1680
      @gaelsimon1680 3 года назад +15

      That's not a french thing though

    • @IffyEdem
      @IffyEdem 3 года назад +17

      @@gaelsimon1680 you must be ab offended American

    • @gaelsimon1680
      @gaelsimon1680 3 года назад +1

      @@IffyEdem nope

    • @Amabor
      @Amabor 3 года назад +21

      @@gaelsimon1680 I don't know if it is only done in France but a lot of French people do it

    • @gaelsimon1680
      @gaelsimon1680 3 года назад +9

      @@Amabor I don't know where you live but I never met someone who did that. It's not present in the culture at all WTF are you talking about

  • @Cherdleys
    @Cherdleys  4 года назад +4960

    No French people were harmed in the making of this video....

    • @dj-yf9jg
      @dj-yf9jg 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @antoningraviou9878
      @antoningraviou9878 4 года назад +27

      Ah bon, je suis Français et pourtant je reconnais totalement les gens qui pourraient venir de mon pays

    • @dj-yf9jg
      @dj-yf9jg 4 года назад +1

      @Sam Hewitt diesel

    • @mr.nissim
      @mr.nissim 4 года назад +4

      but they were made fun of XD

    • @tracylynnedgar5788
      @tracylynnedgar5788 4 года назад +1

      Tim Evans 😂

  • @indioduran4535
    @indioduran4535 3 года назад +5236

    As a person who isn’t French, I can confirm this is how they are.

    • @swoledoge553
      @swoledoge553 3 года назад +9

      *wat*

    • @erikkillmonger1944
      @erikkillmonger1944 3 года назад +20

      Nop we aren't like that

    • @edanisgreat5118
      @edanisgreat5118 3 года назад +72

      @@erikkillmonger1944 idk bout that

    • @noesautel1043
      @noesautel1043 3 года назад +81

      as a french person i confirm this is how we are

    • @lemonade4181
      @lemonade4181 3 года назад +2

      Maybe if they're from France, but if they're from Quebec- that is 0% how they are.
      - Canadian

  • @RyanTheLeader
    @RyanTheLeader 4 года назад +7728

    Dude. Not cool. -French fries

    • @ShiftyWolf117
      @ShiftyWolf117 4 года назад +34

      Very funny comment Ryan.

    • @prometheus5405
      @prometheus5405 4 года назад +19

      C'est frites
      edit : C'est les
      frites
      edit : C'est des frites

    • @bonyito1493
      @bonyito1493 4 года назад +3

      Hahaha so funni

    • @agoodjoe4455
      @agoodjoe4455 4 года назад

      Fun fact: you will read this Ryan

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 4 года назад

      Freedom fries, remember? Can't take that back, would be weak.

  • @jrod4717
    @jrod4717 4 года назад +7158

    "I smoke 45 a day"
    "Only 45?"
    "...45 packs"
    "Oh, ok..." (genuinely impressed)
    Brilliant stuff, all of it

    • @noneedtoexplain
      @noneedtoexplain 4 года назад +13

      Yeah...yeah

    • @peeron6829
      @peeron6829 3 года назад +5

      You put the f in baguette😂

    • @baumber1919
      @baumber1919 3 года назад +4

      Noah Adrian reminds me of the image of the spy with 60 cigs in his mouth 😂

    • @daneilocorias7956
      @daneilocorias7956 3 года назад

      Nah it was like a concerned one

    • @hbm293
      @hbm293 3 года назад

      The other guy should have smoked "Les Gitanes" cigarettes.

  • @cerspence
    @cerspence 4 года назад +1882

    All my takes combined is the most booze than I've had in the last 4 months combined

    • @Cherdleys
      @Cherdleys  4 года назад +250

      rumor has it ur still drunk

    • @metalheadmaniac8686
      @metalheadmaniac8686 4 года назад +3

      @@Cherdleys rumor has it that they are gulpin down a bottle right now

    • @Lukovid
      @Lukovid 4 года назад +7

      Cer Spence give me a kiss plz

    • @gliixo
      @gliixo 4 года назад +8

      dude you crushed like 3/4 of a bottle and poured the other 1/4 on the ground

    • @doug-core8850
      @doug-core8850 4 года назад

      French people do be drinking alot of wine tho

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG 3 года назад +2267

    *As a French person, I can confirm this is indeed how we engage in battle.*

    • @mikaelbalag7064
      @mikaelbalag7064 3 года назад +32

      You surrender?

    • @gaberamsey7675
      @gaberamsey7675 3 года назад +12

      Is that why you always lost to the germans

    • @jordansmith6105
      @jordansmith6105 3 года назад +12

      In america we beef up like angry dogs and get so close to eachothers faces we might as well make out lmfao 😂

    • @Uncle_9-11
      @Uncle_9-11 2 года назад +4

      @@jordansmith6105 in Russia, we bash as many vodka bottles on each other's heads as we can until one guy gives in. We also do this while simultaneously designing weapons to destroy western scum and wrestling brown bears, all while bare-backed and wearing nothing but adidas track pants in the dead of a Siberian winter night

    • @jamiehorn2958
      @jamiehorn2958 2 года назад +7

      A breeze could go by and the French, would surrender to it.

  • @warrenator1
    @warrenator1 3 года назад +5067

    I let my French grandpa watch this he laughed harder than I’ve ever seen lol

    • @angelgalvan6810
      @angelgalvan6810 3 года назад +51

      Lol

    • @generalgrev
      @generalgrev 3 года назад +23

      understandable

    • @royisabau5
      @royisabau5 3 года назад +66

      @@lympus769 grandpa’s can be cool too... and they can be like in their late 30’s these days lmao

    • @theeagleg674
      @theeagleg674 3 года назад +22

      Your grandpa is young at heart

    • @theeagleg674
      @theeagleg674 3 года назад +1

      @@lympus769 who gives a f***

  • @LAR3MUSIC
    @LAR3MUSIC 4 года назад +6904

    Ratatouille live action looks great

  • @max9887
    @max9887 3 года назад +422

    This is actually kind of accurate except for the part when she said, “bad cheese.” To the French there is not such thing as the “bad cheese”

    • @alph5230
      @alph5230 3 года назад +25

      Le Babybel

    • @satansbarman
      @satansbarman 3 года назад +4

      I have often been asked if I'm really French as I can't stand all the stinky cheeses

    • @Iceman219
      @Iceman219 3 года назад +2

      no no, she said, "Bad. Cheese"

    • @retardedgenius3816
      @retardedgenius3816 2 года назад +3

      American cheddar cheese is nad cheese

    • @estateofmine
      @estateofmine Год назад +1

      HA yes, I was sitting here thinking, "Bad... Cheese?" The possibility had never entered my mind.

  • @noahgrot7041
    @noahgrot7041 4 года назад +4106

    Even added the “everything is offensive” American. Perfect.

    • @andrewcastleberry4921
      @andrewcastleberry4921 4 года назад +27

      Fuck man we all aren't like that lol

    • @mannemarco333
      @mannemarco333 4 года назад

      HOLDEN THEO who said they were? Do you have trouble reading English?

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 года назад

      Absolutely hah

    • @AD3Supa
      @AD3Supa 4 года назад

      Absolutely :D

    • @evangriffin7749
      @evangriffin7749 4 года назад

      Spoken like a true French boi

  • @grantbishop1441
    @grantbishop1441 4 года назад +2021

    “I am so sad, but in Franch”
    Me in French class

    • @GrandmasterDinnerRoll
      @GrandmasterDinnerRoll 4 года назад +11

      « jsuis si triste, mais en français »
      moi aussi en cours de français 😢

    • @yogurtboi8545
      @yogurtboi8545 3 года назад +7

      @@GrandmasterDinnerRoll Ahhh! Oui oui! Le français est bon comme la baguette et le fromage!

    • @kappelikapeli1401
      @kappelikapeli1401 3 года назад

      How are you doing now?

    • @kingjay3290
      @kingjay3290 3 года назад

      I shall make it 1k likes

    • @keylanoslokj1806
      @keylanoslokj1806 2 года назад

      Je suis Triste

  • @Cblizy
    @Cblizy 3 года назад +299

    "I'll surrender to you right now if you want me too. "
    He won and lost at the same time.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 года назад +3

      That's called multitasking 😎

  • @Spoggi99YT
    @Spoggi99YT 4 года назад +1719

    "Croissant"
    "Baguette"
    "Oh zis will be so good for your OnlyFrench page!"

  • @87apizzi
    @87apizzi 4 года назад +560

    I want to tell you to do how Russians flex on each other but I'm worried you guys might die so please don't do that.

  • @nolife7799
    @nolife7799 4 года назад +1383

    OnlyFrench be like:
    *oh yeah watch me play with my baguette*

  • @k.fr.3228
    @k.fr.3228 3 года назад +75

    2:07 laughed so hard when Amanda spoke Gibberish and totally breaks her character. hahahahha

    • @shriaaravji
      @shriaaravji Год назад

      she dosent make videos with them now riight ?

  • @M0cnas
    @M0cnas 4 года назад +1637

    I love how camera man nearly started to laugh when Chad took glasses off lol

    • @etiennevcr9276
      @etiennevcr9276 4 года назад +10

      🤣 He did right? Wasn’t sure if it was the other couple.

    • @CrazyCritterTV
      @CrazyCritterTV 4 года назад +45

      3:00

    • @PR0nQQb
      @PR0nQQb 4 года назад +2

      10/10 English!

    • @gliixo
      @gliixo 4 года назад +23

      hey I'm the cameraman! I did laugh actually at 3:01 but I stifled it. I didn't notice on the first watch! my insta is in the description dad

    • @dillydilly6817
      @dillydilly6817 4 года назад +2

      i died when i saw that bruh 🤣

  • @DerrisDerrison
    @DerrisDerrison 4 года назад +4056

    “I’ll surrender to you right now if you want me to?”
    No ones ever gonna let the french live that down are they?

    • @TooTurntTodi
      @TooTurntTodi 4 года назад +156

      No, no we are not

    • @EastDallasKicks
      @EastDallasKicks 4 года назад +26

      Rose Hall never

    • @lukethedukea380
      @lukethedukea380 4 года назад +145

      when you almost took over the world and people remember you for that...

    • @EastDallasKicks
      @EastDallasKicks 4 года назад +22

      LTC Photography They almost did? Dang I guess they really are only remembered for one thing.

    • @MrCurbinator
      @MrCurbinator 4 года назад +5

      No, even though its not fair at all

  • @arnaudj.5314
    @arnaudj.5314 4 года назад +3872

    *As a french dude, this is totally accurate.*
    baguette.

  • @nully1579
    @nully1579 3 года назад +920

    "why don't you become a silent film too? So don't have to fuck-ing hear you talking so much?! Eiighhhuahh??!"
    I literally died at laughter at his part lmao 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @TheSeventhChild
    @TheSeventhChild 4 года назад +1623

    The funniest part is showing up to complain about something being offensive is very stereotypically American.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 3 года назад +54

      Yeah, it really evens things out. Offend everyone at the same time.

    • @knightf8648
      @knightf8648 3 года назад +16

      On everyone else's behalf

    • @JohnSmith-yf5bk
      @JohnSmith-yf5bk 3 года назад +37

      Nobody’s complaining here but this comment will always be present. Ironically, complaining about Americans complaining is now the European stereotype

    • @nomady4023
      @nomady4023 3 года назад +10

      @@JohnSmith-yf5bk lmao and thw paradox continues

    • @cozinoda
      @cozinoda 3 года назад +1

      @@JohnSmith-yf5bk he was talking about the ginger boi

  • @halfemptycartridge8948
    @halfemptycartridge8948 4 года назад +472

    As a non French person i can confirm this is 100% spot on

    • @em4151
      @em4151 4 года назад +2

      As a French person I agree with you.

    • @airsoftcarter7863
      @airsoftcarter7863 4 года назад +3

      Neither of you are French, are you.

    • @liorbeaugendre6935
      @liorbeaugendre6935 4 года назад

      @@em4151 if you're "french" and think its spot on... you're not french.

    • @em4151
      @em4151 4 года назад +1

      @@liorbeaugendre6935 Ok. Maybe it’s not spot on for the entire country but it is 100% for those from the Île-de-France.

    • @liorbeaugendre6935
      @liorbeaugendre6935 4 года назад

      @@em4151 nah what is "spot on" about this!? Nothing

  • @lcvtv5705
    @lcvtv5705 3 года назад +51

    7:13 she literaly said : my name is the fish or and in the toilette ... ooh i love you and the toilette

    • @e33d90
      @e33d90 3 месяца назад

      Where is the toilet not in the toilet

  • @kwaitefuni9152
    @kwaitefuni9152 4 года назад +753

    Did Bella just say she wants to be Eiffel Towered?
    How did the comments miss that?

  • @kwaitefuni9152
    @kwaitefuni9152 4 года назад +1347

    Of course, there is a surrender joke.
    This video is top-tier French cinema.

    • @saintsaens21
      @saintsaens21 4 года назад +23

      I'm French and expected them...was not disappoint

    • @OuterWorldMovement
      @OuterWorldMovement 4 года назад +1

      One punch man?

    • @tytube3001
      @tytube3001 4 года назад +1

      from Jean-Luc Godard to Jean-Pierre Melville to Jean Cherdley

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille 4 года назад +20

      It's when you see so many surrender jokes about France that you realise how pissed Britain has been in the past from being fucked by France so many times in History.

    • @kwaitefuni9152
      @kwaitefuni9152 4 года назад

      @@OuterWorldMovement yeah

  • @chewy4160
    @chewy4160 4 года назад +2218

    As someone who has been to France over 10 times, and witnessed French people in there natural habitat. I can confirm 100% that this is actually how French people live.

    • @knaki2521
      @knaki2521 4 года назад +76

      as a french i can confirm

    • @bryanlettow4389
      @bryanlettow4389 4 года назад +36

      As wild fern I too confirm

    • @bryanlettow4389
      @bryanlettow4389 4 года назад +7

      *finch

    • @jonathanSpg
      @jonathanSpg 4 года назад +26

      Im français can confirme
      They are talking jiberish but good accent

    • @williamknight2433
      @williamknight2433 4 года назад +6

      I'm french myself and yes I confirm that this is true

  • @neilgrice1865
    @neilgrice1865 3 года назад +400

    "you put the F in baguette" is the most underrated line

  • @wakeshimutanemahazunakunam819
    @wakeshimutanemahazunakunam819 4 года назад +2461

    "OnlyFrench" that's so underrated, why is nobody talking about this ? 💀💀💀

    • @axtra9561
      @axtra9561 4 года назад +22

      their mothers are all on it

    • @raymonds7492
      @raymonds7492 4 года назад +15

      you mean because she actually has an onlyfans irl?

    • @DreamseedVR
      @DreamseedVR 4 года назад +2

      GOLD

    • @xfinafire
      @xfinafire 3 года назад +5

      Wtf is your username?

    • @oumoumouk7376
      @oumoumouk7376 3 года назад +1

      @@raymonds7492 tell me more about it.

  • @ilhamuh
    @ilhamuh 4 года назад +300

    I’m french and this is accurate

    • @leSingeMajestueux
      @leSingeMajestueux 4 года назад +31

      I'm damn offended by the wine serving and the baguette in the wine. Fuck this disrespect, let's go on a crusade

    • @Wohodix
      @Wohodix 4 года назад +25

      @@leSingeMajestueux then surender

    • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
      @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 4 года назад +7

      @@leSingeMajestueux
      *Fuck this disrespect, let's go on a crusade*
      Deus Vult

    • @lostvortex839
      @lostvortex839 4 года назад

      @@NothingHumanisAlientoMe DeUs VuLt

    • @lostvortex839
      @lostvortex839 4 года назад +2

      @@NothingHumanisAlientoMe bash light light bash light light bash light light........

  • @arnaudj.5314
    @arnaudj.5314 4 года назад +1779

    *7:13** She literally said ”My name is the Fish, where is the toilet? Hmmm.. I love you and the toilet."*
    I surrender.

  • @blackbeardgamer5909
    @blackbeardgamer5909 4 года назад +404

    "put down the basket my 45th lover"
    lololol

  • @israelayoade
    @israelayoade 4 года назад +647

    That "Biodegradable" part was priceless. Hot women though.

  • @leonwallace8646
    @leonwallace8646 3 года назад +76

    I'm watching this on the metro in Paris and I'm laughing my ass off 😂

  • @KaterinaRakosky
    @KaterinaRakosky 4 года назад +404

    Actor: ok so how do we make this as French as possible
    Cherdley: *pig noises*

  • @n9more
    @n9more 4 года назад +172

    “Im so sad, but in French” lmfaooo

    • @bluekora5288
      @bluekora5288 4 года назад +2

      I'm french and can confirm

  • @rp-fatv5815
    @rp-fatv5815 4 года назад +1071

    When she said *"I want to be Eiffel Towered"*
    *I FELT THAT*

    • @adrianschoensted1667
      @adrianschoensted1667 4 года назад +16

      I was starting to wonder id i was the only one who noticed that

    • @rp-fatv5815
      @rp-fatv5815 4 года назад +8

      @@adrianschoensted1667 lol its was mad tho nvr in my wildest dreams i thought this typa comment existed LOL

    • @Dogebro200
      @Dogebro200 3 года назад +28

      Here in Paris...........they sell $ex toys in the form of the effiel tower near le moulin rouge.........so i feel that THAT is what she ment XD

    • @rp-fatv5815
      @rp-fatv5815 3 года назад +9

      @@Dogebro200 lol wtf, thanks for the knowledge. XD

    • @Dogebro200
      @Dogebro200 3 года назад +3

      @@rp-fatv5815 np :)

  • @austinbeck7349
    @austinbeck7349 3 года назад +134

    "Iss lika da plane. The one with the white flag. That we surrender!"
    I nearly died

    • @frenchtea89
      @frenchtea89 3 года назад +3

      only they didn't ....fuckin most bullshit trope...like do nazis still rule France? did the resistance become an internationally recognised term because surrender? sounds like the yanks don't want to own up to funding a lot of the fuckery of ww2

    • @Garrett1240
      @Garrett1240 2 года назад +1

      @@frenchtea89 Lol, someone can’t take a joke.

  • @phiwvey
    @phiwvey 4 года назад +386

    "Stop.. It's annoying. Cut it out."
    sounds like any girl in highschool that i talked to and tried to make a joke to

    • @henri6311
      @henri6311 4 года назад +3

      oh no

    • @shivirmagar3658
      @shivirmagar3658 4 года назад +30

      You sound like your father didnt kiss on ze lips

  • @lukeslayer
    @lukeslayer 4 года назад +594

    "You put the F in baguette", not gonna lie, it took me a second but that's an A class lmao line. Kudos.

    • @xGaLoSx
      @xGaLoSx 4 года назад +23

      Just got it. Lol

    • @BossToGo
      @BossToGo 4 года назад +14

      Ion get it tho

    • @lukeslayer
      @lukeslayer 4 года назад +101

      @@BossToGo Take away the B, add the F and then pronounce it.
      PS, much love to my gay friends and fam out there, it's just a joke, no hate on my end you're all amazing. Just a witty play on words. Keep doing you ✊

    • @BossToGo
      @BossToGo 4 года назад +25

      @@lukeslayer bruuuh, now I got it too, thank you😂😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +1

      lukeslayer I’m gay and you can’t just say “no hate much love uwu” like you didn’t just endorse a joke about calling someone a slur... get the fuck out of here with your fake apologies. It’s not “just a witty play on words” it’s a fucking slur. “Not hate on my end” doesn’t erase the hate, sorry.

  • @MikuPinky
    @MikuPinky 3 года назад +72

    5:01 lmao the dog protecting THAT view

  • @gcrazy64
    @gcrazy64 4 года назад +262

    “Put down z basket my 45th lover” 💀💀💀

    • @rajanlad
      @rajanlad 4 года назад +2

      I just spat water I was drinking.

    • @ChristianDoretti
      @ChristianDoretti 4 года назад +1

      I nearly died.

    • @snakeysstyle783
      @snakeysstyle783 4 года назад

      Actually have a friend from France and he has 3 lovers 1 broke up with him though bout 2 months ago

    • @rajanlad
      @rajanlad 4 года назад

      @@snakeysstyle783 I don't know how they do it. Me on one hand never even had a relationship. And there is some French guy who has 3-4 mistresses.

  • @cupman1989
    @cupman1989 4 года назад +231

    5:00 the dog realizes his owner's wardrobe malfunction and tries to block it

  • @GaspardDSM
    @GaspardDSM 4 года назад +281

    As a French person, I felt offended by the disrespectful pouring of the wine on the ground. Otherwise, pretty accurate.

    • @cliffhooper3558
      @cliffhooper3558 3 года назад +1

      👍

    • @eastonclark8468
      @eastonclark8468 3 года назад

      Oh stop it..... they have proper.... uhmmm, yeah i forgot how to spell that word, my spell check is fucking up. Sorry.

    • @nickflowthefirst
      @nickflowthefirst 3 года назад +6

      French guys don’t speak english!!! Fake!!

    • @irokosalei5133
      @irokosalei5133 3 года назад

      Yes, we don't like people wasting food.

  • @BuffaloNickel9
    @BuffaloNickel9 3 года назад +46

    "Get over here dog. You are not even dog, you are wild beast! Go.. and bring back some baguettes"
    😂😂😂😂 so clever and funny at the same time Cherdley's

  • @icemanchambers1207
    @icemanchambers1207 3 года назад +382

    "Croissant"
    "Baguette"
    "Oh zis will be so good for your OnlyFrench Page!!!" 😭😂

  • @willthigpen4889
    @willthigpen4889 4 года назад +222

    I dont know whose idea this video was but they're in charge from now on

  • @jaanu2222
    @jaanu2222 3 года назад +365

    2:08 even they couldn't hold it back , lol xD

  • @taylorwigner5163
    @taylorwigner5163 3 года назад +25

    Meanwhile in Germany...
    "Give me ze damn schnitzel alveady Hans!"

  • @majjkiii
    @majjkiii 4 года назад +231

    “I smoke 45 packs of these a day”
    How tf can anyone do that and still live

    • @joaocerqueira9902
      @joaocerqueira9902 4 года назад +21

      There's a video of a streamer smoking like 300 cigarettes throughout the night. How he didn't get nicotine poison I don't know.

    • @zanngoc
      @zanngoc 4 года назад +1

      Some people live up to 90 smoking 45 a day!

    • @zanngoc
      @zanngoc 4 года назад +1

      @@joaocerqueira9902 Can you provide the link for it man?

    • @MrTooEarnestOnline
      @MrTooEarnestOnline 4 года назад +1

      French lung

    • @joaocerqueira9902
      @joaocerqueira9902 4 года назад +3

      @@zanngoc sorry not 300 cigarettes but 500 ruclips.net/video/87_4nHEPHyU/видео.html

  • @Will-me9nl
    @Will-me9nl 4 года назад +321

    what I always love about Cherdleys is the length of his skits, theyre never just 1.5 minute clips (not saying theres anything wrong with those, some of the funniest skits ive seen are ~30 seconds)

    • @willhassed3993
      @willhassed3993 4 года назад +4

      He's great

    • @berkaydemirci
      @berkaydemirci 4 года назад

      He has short skits too dude.

    • @yingyangyolo9343
      @yingyangyolo9343 4 года назад +1

      Yeah i feel like he's forcing the comedy when its passing 5 minutes

    • @berkaydemirci
      @berkaydemirci 4 года назад +1

      @@yingyangyolo9343 They are always forcing it, they have a longer footage of improvisation but they cut out the bad parts. It can outstay it's welcome though and their shorter skits are funnier due to that.

  • @zedddddful
    @zedddddful 4 года назад +306

    As an Englishman I can confirm this is all true we can hear them over the channel surrendering and fighting each other with baguettes.

    • @osmium3132
      @osmium3132 2 года назад +5

      POINT DE PAIN POUR L'ANGLOIS

    • @jm.7701
      @jm.7701 Год назад +1

      French never surrendered

    • @LithningWolf
      @LithningWolf Год назад +1

      Englishmen can't make fun of France, they live in England and eat english food this is embarassing enough.

  • @Dulk9
    @Dulk9 3 года назад +26

    They can make fun of incels, simps and everuone, because they are already surrounded by hottest girls in the neighbourhood.

  • @johanmaisonneuve9936
    @johanmaisonneuve9936 3 года назад +337

    2:07 As a french I took that personally

    • @jagaazaya2100
      @jagaazaya2100 3 года назад +4

      @Johan_Mai_ what does it mean?

    • @johanmaisonneuve9936
      @johanmaisonneuve9936 3 года назад +55

      @@jagaazaya2100 bruh, you thinking that this actually meant something is even more offending 😤😤

    • @jagaazaya2100
      @jagaazaya2100 3 года назад +3

      @Johan_Mai_ it sounds similar. That's what they mean

    • @ivancolak8633
      @ivancolak8633 3 года назад

      @@jagaazaya2100 bruh! She obviously didnt know to act the language

    • @sticksonthegreat5060
      @sticksonthegreat5060 3 года назад +14

      I think you mean ‘OOUGGHHH AZ A FRAUNCH EYE TUUK ZAT PRSNLY’

  • @hazooodles
    @hazooodles 4 года назад +139

    "...It's offensive and not funny"
    "We are French... We are living our life unlike you"
    *"OMLETTE"*

  • @JackUpham
    @JackUpham 4 года назад +191

    Can confirm. Source: Took a semester of French in Middle School

    • @morlirstone2165
      @morlirstone2165 4 года назад +3

      Confirm too (french guy who live in brest)

    • @rawmilkdrinker
      @rawmilkdrinker 4 года назад +5

      I’m taking French rn

    • @ZaneDalton
      @ZaneDalton 4 года назад +13

      Can confirm. Sources: ate a baguette last night; said “bonjour” to the lady at the Mexican restaurant 2 weeks ago.

    • @rawmilkdrinker
      @rawmilkdrinker 4 года назад +2

      Zane Dalton that was practically my French midterm today

    • @michaelhendrickson2574
      @michaelhendrickson2574 4 года назад

      I took 2 years of French in HS and I also can confirm

  • @LifeWithPaw
    @LifeWithPaw 3 года назад +29

    People watching this like:
    - in bed,
    - not in a full screen,
    - reading comments,

  • @juliette7907
    @juliette7907 4 года назад +256

    Let’s take a moment to realize that the French aren’t offended over this 😊 it’s called humor

    • @paulglobule4351
      @paulglobule4351 4 года назад +20

      YES WE ARE NOT OFFENDED AT ALL
      HAHAAH HUMOR I LAUGH SO HARD

    • @davidcrosby7372
      @davidcrosby7372 4 года назад +3

      Noone said you were offended lol wtf

    • @paulglobule4351
      @paulglobule4351 4 года назад

      I guess we don't usually watch american ppl

    • @barthesnoe951
      @barthesnoe951 4 года назад +10

      Never been so offended when I saw someone pouring a baguette in a glass of wine

    • @Dogebro200
      @Dogebro200 3 года назад +4

      I AS A FRENCHMAN!!! IM EXTREMELY............dieing of laughter after this!!!!

  • @nekodragonanimations3314
    @nekodragonanimations3314 4 года назад +269

    French people: Reality can be whatever I want
    *changes to black and white*

  • @Naked-Unashamed
    @Naked-Unashamed 4 года назад +178

    Dude! Doesn't that painter look like that "adoring fan" or whatever from Oblivion!? That read neutron hair and everything! 😆

    • @derLenno
      @derLenno 4 года назад +8

      Yes, oh great and mighty Grand Champion? Is there something you need? Can I carry your weapon? Shine your boots? Backrub, perhaps?

    • @jwubwub
      @jwubwub 4 года назад +1

      @@derLenno By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! C'est le grand champignon!

    • @soupeverywhere9565
      @soupeverywhere9565 4 года назад

      Plot twist: The painter is the Adoring Fan from Oblivion but he grew up and broke the 4th wall and moved to France.

  • @mortv5985
    @mortv5985 3 года назад +24

    "Je m'apelle la poisson et la toilette" I can confirm that is what French learners sing to themselves after 2 RUclips videos.

  • @demon_child1637
    @demon_child1637 4 года назад +49

    " You look like uh, your father don''t even kiss you on the lips.".. Tf broooo lmao🤣😂

  • @Aggelaki777
    @Aggelaki777 4 года назад +51

    Ah yes, the perfect cherdleys video. slightly too long to the point that it makes you feel awkward for watching the whole thing.

  • @scottvisovatti7446
    @scottvisovatti7446 3 года назад +28

    “My lungs are hardened with black tar!” Me: “Wow, he has a really healthy life style!!”

  • @Chiller.
    @Chiller. 3 года назад +77

    i love how they transitioned from from french to mexican to italian.

  • @ericbowers9307
    @ericbowers9307 4 года назад +68

    A pomeranian?! Not a Papillion?! This is no French culture.

  • @alexcheung658
    @alexcheung658 4 года назад +53

    Jaja I lost it when he dipped Baguette in Wine

  • @abraham8310
    @abraham8310 3 года назад +63

    "I can't even smell him from here." LMAO

  • @lepecheur227
    @lepecheur227 4 года назад +146

    I'm french and disliked the vid
    edit: no okay I surrender. liked it.

  • @simonriley983
    @simonriley983 3 года назад +55

    3:59 was that genuine or part of the improv? 😂

  • @globaldayz
    @globaldayz 4 года назад +94

    More bloopers please bro ty come again

  • @bort_1265
    @bort_1265 4 года назад +184

    🥖: "let me take a look at you"
    🍷: "Ok"
    🥖: "Ah yes, very good"
    🍷: "Yes"
    Still a better love story than twilight

  • @MarcoGonzalez-dx3mj
    @MarcoGonzalez-dx3mj 4 года назад +41

    “Oh this will be so good for your Only French page” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ST-ev9th
    @ST-ev9th 3 года назад +44

    5:37 I died when she said “Eiffel Towered” 😂😂😂😂

  • @louisjones2653
    @louisjones2653 4 года назад +24

    “I want to be Eiffel Towered”
    I spit my wine onto my croissant

  • @sufifrank
    @sufifrank 4 года назад +39

    This made me know how to speak french, meuci baucoup

  • @WellBeSerious12
    @WellBeSerious12 4 года назад +53

    White top girl is 10/10. The American one is 7.5/10.
    "I want to be Eiffel Towered." Lost it.

  • @axellegrand6720
    @axellegrand6720 4 года назад +38

    As a French person i can i fact confirm this is very true and i sent to my entire family and they died with laughter

  • @Mr8bitaddict
    @Mr8bitaddict 3 года назад +32

    "Put down the basket my 45th lover"

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 года назад +4

      Only 45 lovers at that age ? He must be quite shy and unattractive.

  • @SuperAceCrusher
    @SuperAceCrusher 4 года назад +31

    1:35 "I will surrender to you right now if you want me to" underrated joke

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille 4 года назад +1

      Not underrated if it's overused and unoriginal

  • @ariqwashere7240
    @ariqwashere7240 4 года назад +35

    cherdleys making a video like this about French is the most American thing ever

  • @batuhanbartn4406
    @batuhanbartn4406 4 года назад +37

    2:07 she went chinese there for a moment and she didn’t even realize it too LOL

    • @mrkhangkannon
      @mrkhangkannon 4 года назад +3

      Shes snickering right after that too you can hear and see it.

    • @jflow922
      @jflow922 4 года назад

      theyre also speaking spaghetti at some points