If you book your Wedding on the LSU/Bama gameday you will have 50% of your guests not show up and the other 50% that show up will be at the hotel bar watching it on the TV 😂
"Accidentally"? The Indy 500 is run the same time every year -- Memorial Day weekend. For the record, I can't stand it when couples selfishly book weddings on holiday weekends. Many people get little vacation time, and holidays are the few times they're guaranteed time off. The last thing I want to be doing on my much-needed downtime is dressing up and going to a wedding.
26 bridesmaids? The bride's mother probably made her ask every female relative, and neighbor's daughter, to be in the wedding party. Family "obligation" and all that. And personally, I'd love a mashed potato bar.
It's not going to be a mashed potato bar. It's going to be a bar with baked potatoes you have to mash yourself and apply your own toppings. Similar to the baked potato you get in a carryout box from a restaurant. If there is a baked potato bar you know the families are not spending the money to pay for someone to mash the potatoes. Don't expect anything beyond basic beverages, and plain cake. Don't be surprised if the cake is just white cake covered in plain white icing with no decorations. These are people out to not spend money.
26?? *35*??? Man, and I thought my aunt overdid it in her first wedding with 10 bridesmaids (and 10 groomsmen because both sides had to be even, you know). If I ever get married, I'll be surprised if I even have three.
I had three bridesmaids and only three, thank goodness, but your comment made me think of the Dallas bridal shower, thrown jointly by nine different women from church because they all wanted to be the woman who threw my mother's only daughter her bridal shower. 🤣
As someone who rarely drinks, I'd be a huge fan of a milkshake bar. :) But that is a valid point, I doubt too many people are going to let their tummies settle after a milkshake before they go dancing.
We got married in May at an Episcopal Church in North Carolina, then our reception was held at a beautiful country club. My colors were ivory and pale pink. Timeless southern wedding.😊
When my sister got married my BIL was astonished to discover they had to plan the ceremony around the Bama football schedule that year. He thought she was kidding. She wasn't. I was in school at Bama at the time and in the band so my best friend and I (bridesmaids) came home after the Auburn game in time for the ceremony then back to T'town to leave for the bowl game on Christmas Day. My cousin and her husband got married in Baton Rouge DURING the Alabama/Auburn game. When it was pointed out, their response was "LSU wasn't playing". We sat in the car listening to the game until the bride was ready to walk down the aisle. We beat her in by seconds.
@@hankb1604 only if you don't provide a tv. I had one at my 1996 wedding during the UF/TN game. My husband and I met at UF, as did his parents. He was also conceived in the PKT house there, but that's probably TMI 🤣
I really did Laugh Out Loud! My hubs and I just had a 20-year vow renewal last month. Not in a barn but a converted chapel in Coastal Georgia, with a "military meets country chic" theme. We had "Co-cola" (local pronunciation of Coca-Cola) in glass bottles in a metal tub with ice, peanuts, sugar cane straws, mason jar tea dispensers and mugs/favors, hand fan favors, barbeque, cornbread, coleslaw, and much more, but the designated "moon pie" person dropped the ball and didn't show. All in all, we had a great day though.
Me and my wife were very lucky on the venue for our wedding. This real estate agent bought and renovated an abandoned lakeside place that used to host events for family reunions and churches, and we found the new website for it in the first hour he put it up. He had no idea at first how much most venues charge for weddings, so we paid probably $4,000 less than the next person to rent the place from Friday afternoon to Sunday morning.
That sounds lovely! We also got a great package deal on our ceremony (venue, decorations, photographer, officiant, etc) because they were still a new business trying to get the word out.
@@jonduggan7433 I went back and watched that part again to see if your comment might help me know what the heck she was talking about, but nope. It's the one joke in the whole video I didn't get and still don't.
I have been to two weddings in that very barn, I swear. One had the sense to get married in May. The other, without air conditioning, got to see her cake layers slide off one another as the frosting melted.
Our wedding was in a church and reception in a bed & breakfast home built in the early 1900s. We had a harpist play before and at key points during the ceremony. We have relatives with dietary health issues so we had a table of melons, fruit, berries, grapes, and vegetables with a selection of dips. The main food table was a selection of delicious Cajun foods. We had two simple cakes. The groom’s cake was simple chocolate with chocolate dipped strawberries. The wedding cake was shaped like three gift boxes stacked on top of each other with a light vanilla almond flavor. Honeymoon was San Antonio in February.
This is true! My wedding was at a bed and breakfast in September and it was HOT! We had the ceremony outside in the shade(only 10 minutes), my father in law married us off(bless his heart, he forgot my middle name) and pictures took an hour!! I about had a heatstroke till we finally got inside and I was able to peel off my gown to put on my reception cocktail dress! Only 30 people came but my husband made brisket with three sauces so it wasn't a disappointment.
Omg lol Matt. I wish I had brought paper towels. I got married in Virginia in the mountains in May. I love my husband, but HUGE mistake location. We were all sweating like sinners in church. My makeup was practically halfway down my face 10 minutes in. I practically begged for ice water at the reception, and then almost started crying when it arrived.
I was hired to sing for an outdoor wedding on a July afternoon in South Texas. The bride's family ended up having to sit in the direct sunlight for the ceremony, and her daddy (anglo gentleman dressed in a tux!) looked like a lobster before the end of the ceremony. 🦞
I was best man at a friend’s wedding at some lake, the reception was under the pavilion so if was in the shade, but the ceremony was on the pier and I about soaked my wool suit! We were all sweating profusely, so the preacher hurried it up so we could get back in the shade.
Best Southern wedding I ever attended was in NC .... the bride and groom got married in church [with a/c] and the reception was held at a rustic hall [also with a/c] about 45 minutes away. We barely had to wait for the bridal party to arrive, which was excellent. The hall had the barn ambience without the heat and lack of bathrooms. Best of all, after the food and toasts, we country danced the rest of the night away ....
outdoor wedding in the summer in the south are just asking for trouble. Fall weddings, I am going to one this fall, should be their own topic. The bride did schedule it on a bye week for her team though.
Based on what we just watched, we have only two options for southern weddings. #1- get married during the summer when it’s so hot you could bake the wedding cake outside. #2-get married during the fall/winter when it’s a little cooler, but risk missing a major football game. Decisions, decisions??
When they started talking about the food, I started to wish I'd seen this before planning my reception. Chicken fingers and a mashed potato/mac n cheese bar sounds great!
My DH’s roommate and fiancée scheduled their wedding for the Saturday before Thanksgiving. In Tuscaloosa. They had to find a different minister because the bride’s pastor (since she was a a child) had tickets to the game and wouldn’t change his plans.
Got married in the "chapel" at church. Our reception was at my parents' archery club. (woohoo free!) Not a barn, but certainly no fancy event center. Concrete floor with the club logo painted on it. Long folding tables and banged up metal folding chairs The buck and doe's heads mounted on one wall were dressed up as a groom and bride for the occasion. Mom covered up the hay bales that were the walls with draped plastic tablecloths from the dollar store.
I'm west coast Canadian and several years ago got married in Iowa..... in one of the barns, with hay bales for seats. Not hot as was end of September, but I shall never forget the criticism "Why couldn't you have it in a posh hotel like a normal person". Now barns are the thing... BTW, my husband to be decided to mow all my flowers the morning of the wedding, you know, the ones for centrepieces and bouquets, said he was tidying the yard..... needless to say the marriage did not last..... all the lovely neighbour women were scurrying around to bring me loads of flowers :)
I got married in a high school chapel with a reception in a $500 church hall right after. We only had a $5,000 budget, and the lion's share of that was BBQ for the reception. I have no regrets. Married 8 years, and we still like each other.
As an Arkansas fan I love the comment about no one going to the wedding! My nephew is getting married on the same day as the Arkansas/Miss St. game. The game better be during the day or people are going to be on their phones. WPS! 🐷
Gotta tell ya, it has become a thing with me to check out the end credits to see who wrote and produced the videos. And to find out if I guessed correctly. Right again, I just knew Matt had been one of the writers! Love his humor!
Best Southern wedding in a little Polish town in south Texas in an in air conditioned Catholic Church late afternoon in August. 14 bridesmaids and 14 groomsmen all brothers or sisters of the lucky pair. 40 kegs, bbq, huge cake, $1 whiskey shots or cigars and dances with the bride by pinning money on veil. Absolutely the best!!
When you mentioned pinning money on the bride's veil for a dance, why did my mind go to... "I wonder what a stripper's wedding reception would be like?"
My nephew had a June wedding and reception in a barn. I have never, ever, ever been so hot in my life. And the humidity! Everyone's makeup had melted before they even took the pictures.
Many many years ago, my parents went to a lakeside wedding of one of my neighbors. The couple was young and really loved nature.....so much so that they didn't want the waist high summer weeds to be mowed. I was just glad my parents didn't meet any other wedding guests like water moccasins.
From my experience of being a wedding vendor.... please make sure to have lots of shade and portable AC units if your wedding will be outdoors and in the summer. One wedding I worked on was outdoors in July in South Texas. The bride's family ended up sitting in the direct sunlight for the ceremony and her daddy (anglo gentleman) looked like a lobster before the end of the ceremony. Thankfully they had the practical and wise idea of having an indoor reception!
I performed at a wedding where the pastor mentioned he would keep it short because of whatever game was playing that day, and the guests had iPads and iPhones set up with the game on the screen at the reception🤣
Try this on for size, how about a "Southern Law Enforcement" wedding. Groom is a cop. Bride works in admin for the state police. Both come from law enforcement families. Fearing the tradition-monster prank from bachelor party, an official bachelor party didn't take place, but a pop up tailgate party did take place in the hotel parking lot. The highlight was when I had too much to drink and tried to pick a fight with three linesmen from Texas A&M, who were visiting a friend at the hotel. We did pull a prank, hiding the rings. The bride wasn't happy when we all pulled our pockets out in a mock search for the rings right at the critical part of the ceremony.
Holy shit Edit: I did not mean to post this comment in a "Oh my gosh you are a terrible person" kind of way, I meant to post it in a "Oh wow, this sounds really cool" kind of way. Just a small explanation can go a long way for some of you
I took 2 jars of moonshine to my neice's wedding. An hour into the reception, the bar tender was asking me to go get more of the apple pie flavor b/c it was the best seller.
Okay, I’m a Southerner born and bred, but nearly every wedding I go to is a church wedding so pretty much none of this is relatable, lol. The food is always good, though.
I'm a Christian and haven't been to an actual in-church wedding in at least a decade (one renewal, so that doesn't really count). I'm happy to know there are still some folks getting married in church!
Went to one of those. The couple was catholic and it was an up and down thing throughout the ceremony. The reception had no alcohol and no music Everyone just sat around looking at each other. I couldn't wait to leave.
Aunt: “Pardon everyone…please join us for a cake and punch reception downstairs.” Me: “I hope there’s butter mints” Reception: butter mints AND mixed nuts! Score.
If you book a wedding anytime during football season in key SEC territory (AR, AL, LA, MS, TX), I hope you like a crowd barely big enough to fill a single booth at your local restaurant because that's all you're getting.
Oh Ryan you be right in with my son tearing up the dance floor and crashing other reception s. We were at a large hotel ballroom where he was quite the dancer then he and a few of the groomsmen decided the tunes from the next ballroom sounded better. So they crash the dance floor in the next door wedding. Mother of Bride was not amused but bother bridal parties had fun visiting both receptions.
Thank you for the first comment that let me know what the heck that line was about, because despite being a Texan from a family that loves football, I never gave a flip about pro teams, let alone college. So the only Southern football rivalries I know anything about are the ones friends were into while I was at grad school in North Carolina, none of which involved Mississippi.
My first wedding we had two receptions. One had alcohol free punch and the fancy cake. The other was a sit down dinner with wine. Actually I think we then went and got trashed with friends because we couldn’t afford a honeymoon.
My best friend had to have her wedding on UGA’s bye week. The guest list contained either non-football fans or ride or die Dawg fans. All of us bridesmaids had gone to UGA. No her colors were not red and black….but they were black and white 😂
My cousin and his wife were HUGE Bama fans!! They got married on a Bama/Carolina game day....they had the game playing at their reception and their colors were the crimson and houndstooth!!
If I get married, I’ll have at least 6 different dippin sauces for you Matt. Hell, you can be the Best Man if you want. Just walk on up and move the other guy out of the way.
My former sister in law wanted a barn wedding when she married my brother in law They couldn't find one they could afford, so they settled on a lakefront, but still everyone wore cowboy boots, big belt buckles, and vests. 6 years later they are getting divorced.
My parents got married in an episcopal church during lent. That meant no flowers, they had to negotiate music, and it had to be dry (probably for the best)! My mother ate a carrot and a bite of cake, that’s it, all day. All the parents were ready to sock the priest in the jaw before they were an hour into the rehearsal, the day of my grandfather (dads dad: picture a 5’ 2” vary Jewish advertising executive who could get control of a board room with one look) put the fear of God into him. 31 years later my parents still say they would change just about everything except the guests, dress, and each other.
My son and daughter-in-law got married and BAMA was playing in the National Championship game. They had the game playing on a big screen TV as they said their vows with the volume down. BAMA won by the way! Roll Tide Roll!!! They are both BAMA graduates so they know the rules..... don't get married on GameDay. Accomodations HAVE to be made....have to! I think it's a law in ALABAMA. If it isn't it should be.
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"26 bridesmaids?! I don't know 26 people!"
I felt this deep in my soul.
Me too
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If you book your Wedding on the LSU/Bama gameday you will have 50% of your guests not show up and the other 50% that show up will be at the hotel bar watching it on the TV 😂
Or any Saturday from September to the first Saturday of December
Always ends in divorce
Yep!
@@bieuxyongson yep
My uncle’s best friend had his wedding on Florida-Georgia weekend. The girl he married is an FSU girl.
We accidentally booked our wedding for Indy 500 weekend. My cousin STILL points out the sacrifice he made to be there for us.
32 years later.
😂😂😂
"Accidentally"? The Indy 500 is run the same time every year -- Memorial Day weekend. For the record, I can't stand it when couples selfishly book weddings on holiday weekends. Many people get little vacation time, and holidays are the few times they're guaranteed time off. The last thing I want to be doing on my much-needed downtime is dressing up and going to a wedding.
😆😆😆
@@SarahRenz59 I’m not a fan, so I didn’t know. We chose that weekend to give our wedding party travel time.
@@llamasugar5478 You didn't know it was Memorial Day?!?
A mashed-potato bar? I might stop avoiding weddings. Excellent reaction, Liz.
I had the same thought!
A mashed potato bar is a thing of beauty! Especially if you get to have your taters in a large martini glass.
Baked potato bar ... very similar. I'm insisting on one at my funeral. (and 25th and 50th wedding anniversary if I live that long)
@@lauraeditor How did I not know this was a THING??? There's still hope, I have one unmarried child left, lmao.
@@Comfortdoll You can get them at other places! The one I enjoyed was at a office Christmas party!
26 bridesmaids? The bride's mother probably made her ask every female relative, and neighbor's daughter, to be in the wedding party. Family "obligation" and all that. And personally, I'd love a mashed potato bar.
It's not going to be a mashed potato bar. It's going to be a bar with baked potatoes you have to mash yourself and apply your own toppings. Similar to the baked potato you get in a carryout box from a restaurant. If there is a baked potato bar you know the families are not spending the money to pay for someone to mash the potatoes. Don't expect anything beyond basic beverages, and plain cake. Don't be surprised if the cake is just white cake covered in plain white icing with no decorations. These are people out to not spend money.
Kid you not had a third cousin in 1984 got married and had 35 bridesmaids.
Her husband was son of a big time preacher
26?? *35*??? Man, and I thought my aunt overdid it in her first wedding with 10 bridesmaids (and 10 groomsmen because both sides had to be even, you know). If I ever get married, I'll be surprised if I even have three.
I had three bridesmaids and only three, thank goodness, but your comment made me think of the Dallas bridal shower, thrown jointly by nine different women from church because they all wanted to be the woman who threw my mother's only daughter her bridal shower. 🤣
We had a 0 wedding party limit made it so much easier
Meredith Mackenzie Grace Prater IV. Only in the South!
I want to have a milk shake bar at my wedding instead of alcohol.
Then you run the risk of massive amounts of vomit at the reception.
@@I_am_enigma53 Either way.
As someone who rarely drinks, I'd be a huge fan of a milkshake bar. :) But that is a valid point, I doubt too many people are going to let their tummies settle after a milkshake before they go dancing.
My cousin had Dairy Queen ice cream cakes
That sounds wonderful! May I come? I bring nice gifts
We got married in May at an Episcopal Church in North Carolina, then our reception was held at a beautiful country club. My colors were ivory and pale pink. Timeless southern wedding.😊
Lol as a wedding planner in the south I find this HILARIOUS!
I'd love a few episodes of southern wedding stories!
When my sister got married my BIL was astonished to discover they had to plan the ceremony around the Bama football schedule that year. He thought she was kidding. She wasn't. I was in school at Bama at the time and in the band so my best friend and I (bridesmaids) came home after the Auburn game in time for the ceremony then back to T'town to leave for the bowl game on Christmas Day. My cousin and her husband got married in Baton Rouge DURING the Alabama/Auburn game. When it was pointed out, their response was "LSU wasn't playing". We sat in the car listening to the game until the bride was ready to walk down the aisle. We beat her in by seconds.
If I get a chance, I will absolutely tell this to the Stallings family. They would love it.
I thought Fall weddings on a Saturday were illegal in SEC country !
@@hankb1604 only if you don't provide a tv. I had one at my 1996 wedding during the UF/TN game. My husband and I met at UF, as did his parents. He was also conceived in the PKT house there, but that's probably TMI 🤣
I really did Laugh Out Loud! My hubs and I just had a 20-year vow renewal last month. Not in a barn but a converted chapel in Coastal Georgia, with a "military meets country chic" theme. We had "Co-cola" (local pronunciation of Coca-Cola) in glass bottles in a metal tub with ice, peanuts, sugar cane straws, mason jar tea dispensers and mugs/favors, hand fan favors, barbeque, cornbread, coleslaw, and much more, but the designated "moon pie" person dropped the ball and didn't show. All in all, we had a great day though.
Sounds nice, wish I could have seen that. Sounds like a party that my Husband and I would feel comfortable at.
no moon pies...... hope the event was not wrecked...
That sounds so cute 😊! That's my kind of reception!!!
Sounds so nice and comfortable with a touch of classy!
Congratulations
I didn’t know that all weddings werent giant cocktail parties until my yankee mother in law asked about the seating chart 🤣
Me and my wife were very lucky on the venue for our wedding. This real estate agent bought and renovated an abandoned lakeside place that used to host events for family reunions and churches, and we found the new website for it in the first hour he put it up. He had no idea at first how much most venues charge for weddings, so we paid probably $4,000 less than the next person to rent the place from Friday afternoon to Sunday morning.
That sounds lovely! We also got a great package deal on our ceremony (venue, decorations, photographer, officiant, etc) because they were still a new business trying to get the word out.
Liz’s “can I get a hell yeah!” made me spit my Coke! 😂
My people 😁
It's " co' cola" if you are further south than Richmond.
@@jonduggan7433 TRUTH!
But it is so true....
@@jonduggan7433 I went back and watched that part again to see if your comment might help me know what the heck she was talking about, but nope. It's the one joke in the whole video I didn't get and still don't.
I am right there with Ryan when it comes to the Cupid Shuffle! 😂
The last bit, about how it’s just like Steel Magnolias? Laughing my butt off. That’s the damn truth
When Liz yelled "if you love Stone Cold, give me a hell yea" I knew I would sit with her.
Colors are blush and bashful.
Still love that movie.
@itsasouthernthing
"Barns that aren't actually barns" is so accurate lol. We like the aesthetic, not the lack of toilets and air-conditioning.
Or that pungent barnyard smell. . .
I have been to two weddings in that very barn, I swear. One had the sense to get married in May. The other, without air conditioning, got to see her cake layers slide off one another as the frosting melted.
Damn!
Our wedding was in a church and reception in a bed & breakfast home built in the early 1900s. We had a harpist play before and at key points during the ceremony. We have relatives with dietary health issues so we had a table of melons, fruit, berries, grapes, and vegetables with a selection of dips. The main food table was a selection of delicious Cajun foods. We had two simple cakes. The groom’s cake was simple chocolate with chocolate dipped strawberries. The wedding cake was shaped like three gift boxes stacked on top of each other with a light vanilla almond flavor. Honeymoon was San Antonio in February.
This is true! My wedding was at a bed and breakfast in September and it was HOT! We had the ceremony outside in the shade(only 10 minutes), my father in law married us off(bless his heart, he forgot my middle name) and pictures took an hour!! I about had a heatstroke till we finally got inside and I was able to peel off my gown to put on my reception cocktail dress! Only 30 people came but my husband made brisket with three sauces so it wasn't a disappointment.
Please say that "my father in law officiated our wedding" instead of "my father in law married us." Serious pet peeve of mine! Hahaha.
The groom made the brisket? Lady, you married well. Congrats!
@@haywardgarner4850 lol. True.
@@haywardgarner4850 I'm impressed. My wedding day I didn't have time to make my bed, let alone make dinner.
@@HariSeldon913 Shouldn't you be predicting the downfall of the Galactic Empire?
Omg lol Matt. I wish I had brought paper towels.
I got married in Virginia in the mountains in May. I love my husband, but HUGE mistake location. We were all sweating like sinners in church. My makeup was practically halfway down my face 10 minutes in. I practically begged for ice water at the reception, and then almost started crying when it arrived.
I was hired to sing for an outdoor wedding on a July afternoon in South Texas. The bride's family ended up having to sit in the direct sunlight for the ceremony, and her daddy (anglo gentleman dressed in a tux!) looked like a lobster before the end of the ceremony. 🦞
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was best man at a friend’s wedding at some lake, the reception was under the pavilion so if was in the shade, but the ceremony was on the pier and I about soaked my wool suit! We were all sweating profusely, so the preacher hurried it up so we could get back in the shade.
@@alphagt62 wool suit outdoors? Oh no.
@@biker5662 worsted wool, is actually rather light compared to a polyester suit. But yes, it was 100% humidity that day! Not good.
Best Southern wedding I ever attended was in NC .... the bride and groom got married in church [with a/c] and the reception was held at a rustic hall [also with a/c] about 45 minutes away. We barely had to wait for the bridal party to arrive, which was excellent. The hall had the barn ambience without the heat and lack of bathrooms. Best of all, after the food and toasts, we country danced the rest of the night away ....
I went to a beach wedding at Cape Hatteras, NC. Was a good time and the attendance was really good for a destination wedding.
Lived the paper towel for an outdoor wedding in June 🤣 great idea actually.
outdoor wedding in the summer in the south are just asking for trouble. Fall weddings, I am going to one this fall, should be their own topic. The bride did schedule it on a bye week for her team though.
Just a quick comment to say thank y'all so much for all the time and effort you put into each of your videos. Always funny. Thank you!!!!!!!
The last wedding I went to (I'm in Texas) was at/in a cattle ranch... and we weren't in the pasture, we were in an old pen (complete with dirt).
just dirt…
Based on what we just watched, we have only two options for southern weddings. #1- get married during the summer when it’s so hot you could bake the wedding cake outside. #2-get married during the fall/winter when it’s a little cooler, but risk missing a major football game. Decisions, decisions??
We got married New Year's Eve in the afternoon. 😁
Pick Spring, amd pray there isnt a tornado on your special day lol.
@@DH-xw6jp But a twister will put that specially needed 'whirl-wind' into whirl-wind romance! 😆
Have a tv at your reception like I did
Everybody from Charleston is getting married in February because SC doesn’t have basketball like NC and KY
Dang! Ryan looks sharp in that jacket!
I was going to say the same thing!
The color is very complimentary on him!
That's why we got married in June. I'm not trying to miss out on a football weekend 🤷♀️
This is nothin’ but true!! I’ll tell y’all that the mosquitos in that -fancy- humid barn we’re eating me up!! 🥵❤️
When they started talking about the food, I started to wish I'd seen this before planning my reception. Chicken fingers and a mashed potato/mac n cheese bar sounds great!
My DH’s roommate and fiancée scheduled their wedding for the Saturday before Thanksgiving. In Tuscaloosa. They had to find a different minister because the bride’s pastor (since she was a a child) had tickets to the game and wouldn’t change his plans.
@itsasouthernthing
Got married in the "chapel" at church. Our reception was at my parents' archery club. (woohoo free!) Not a barn, but certainly no fancy event center. Concrete floor with the club logo painted on it. Long folding tables and banged up metal folding chairs The buck and doe's heads mounted on one wall were dressed up as a groom and bride for the occasion. Mom covered up the hay bales that were the walls with draped plastic tablecloths from the dollar store.
My husband's cousin got married in a park at 8pm in June. The mosquitos almost carried me away.
If I go to a southern wedding their better be a Cornbread Mountain.
Biscuits and gravy
@@zlpatriot11 You DO know they make a gravy fountain for such occasions, dontcha??
When they said the wedding was on hold for an hour, my brain went to a previous wedding ... bride needed to give birth ... 🤪🤯
@itsasouthernthing
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I make and deliver wedding cakes in Alabama and most of the times I deliver to barns that have chandeliers hanging from the ceiling
I'm west coast Canadian and several years ago got married in Iowa..... in one of the barns, with hay bales for seats. Not hot as was end of September, but I shall never forget the criticism "Why couldn't you have it in a posh hotel like a normal person". Now barns are the thing...
BTW, my husband to be decided to mow all my flowers the morning of the wedding, you know, the ones for centrepieces and bouquets, said he was tidying the yard..... needless to say the marriage did not last..... all the lovely neighbour women were scurrying around to bring me loads of flowers :)
Oh my word, that purple suit is so handsome on you Ryan!
@itsasouthernthing
@@ronyavant7414 I don't... I'm an old, I don't know what this means. Am I supposed to tweet this at that?
@@burnyizland install the app, create an account and message me with the username above ☝️
Wouldn't one just love to hang out with all of this group ? I WOULD !! LOVE THIS SITE !!!
I got married in a high school chapel with a reception in a $500 church hall right after. We only had a $5,000 budget, and the lion's share of that was BBQ for the reception.
I have no regrets. Married 8 years, and we still like each other.
@itsasouthernthing
Our wedding reception was at an indoor archery range. They had a deer head with a top hat and bow tie and a doe head in a bridal vail😂
As an Arkansas fan I love the comment about no one going to the wedding!
My nephew is getting married on the same day as the Arkansas/Miss St. game. The game better be during the day or people are going to be on their phones. WPS! 🐷
Gotta tell ya, it has become a thing with me to check out the end credits to see who wrote and produced the videos. And to find out if I guessed correctly. Right again, I just knew Matt had been one of the writers! Love his humor!
Best Southern wedding in a little Polish town in south Texas in an in air conditioned Catholic Church late afternoon in August. 14 bridesmaids and 14 groomsmen all brothers or sisters of the lucky pair. 40 kegs, bbq, huge cake, $1 whiskey shots or cigars and dances with the bride by pinning money on veil. Absolutely the best!!
Texas is southern
When you mentioned pinning money on the bride's veil for a dance, why did my mind go to... "I wonder what a stripper's wedding reception would be like?"
My nephew had a June wedding and reception in a barn. I have never, ever, ever been so hot in my life. And the humidity! Everyone's makeup had melted before they even took the pictures.
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Liz knows about Stone Cold Steve Austin...she gets me!!
Why? ‘Cuz Stone Cold said so!
Many many years ago, my parents went to a lakeside wedding of one of my neighbors. The couple was young and really loved nature.....so much so that they didn't want the waist high summer weeds to be mowed. I was just glad my parents didn't meet any other wedding guests like water moccasins.
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This is hilariously topical for me, because I’m both southern and getting married!
the best combination
May it be a long, happy, and prosperous marriage!
Congratulations and have fun with that.❤️ From Alabama
From my experience of being a wedding vendor.... please make sure to have lots of shade and portable AC units if your wedding will be outdoors and in the summer. One wedding I worked on was outdoors in July in South Texas. The bride's family ended up sitting in the direct sunlight for the ceremony and her daddy (anglo gentleman) looked like a lobster before the end of the ceremony. Thankfully they had the practical and wise idea of having an indoor reception!
@@biker5662 I appreciate your advice. However, it is an indoor wedding. In February.
I performed at a wedding where the pastor mentioned he would keep it short because of whatever game was playing that day, and the guests had iPads and iPhones set up with the game on the screen at the reception🤣
Wearing tennies in prep for the group dances? Top tier. 👌🏾
"Yeah, this is exactly like Steel Magnolias."
LOL, I call that a successful wedding!
You'll know that both of the wedding couple are NASCAR fans when the ushers ask the guests"Chevy or Ford?"
2:17 - "My people are over here " 🤣🤣
This is all so true. Love this channel.
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I loved Matt's comment about the Arkansas game lol perfect
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Try this on for size, how about a "Southern Law Enforcement" wedding. Groom is a cop. Bride works in admin for the state police. Both come from law enforcement families. Fearing the tradition-monster prank from bachelor party, an official bachelor party didn't take place, but a pop up tailgate party did take place in the hotel parking lot. The highlight was when I had too much to drink and tried to pick a fight with three linesmen from Texas A&M, who were visiting a friend at the hotel. We did pull a prank, hiding the rings. The bride wasn't happy when we all pulled our pockets out in a mock search for the rings right at the critical part of the ceremony.
Holy shit
Edit: I did not mean to post this comment in a "Oh my gosh you are a terrible person" kind of way, I meant to post it in a "Oh wow, this sounds really cool" kind of way. Just a small explanation can go a long way for some of you
They probably paid for it with civil asset forfeiture money.
I would not have been happy either. That's not cute or funny.
Southern weddings.. my favorite types of party..
What bout Egyptian Funerals?
Mac and cheese bar and mashed potato bar? YUM!! I put on 10 lb just thinking about it!!
Just was at a barn wedding yesterday! But up in Minnesota.
I LOVE THE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN REFERENCE 😂😂😂
I took 2 jars of moonshine to my neice's wedding.
An hour into the reception, the bar tender was asking me to go get more of the apple pie flavor b/c it was the best seller.
As someone who had an orange and white checkerboard grooms cake, I really enjoyed the Neyland Stadium grooms cake bit
Okay, I’m a Southerner born and bred, but nearly every wedding I go to is a church wedding so pretty much none of this is relatable, lol. The food is always good, though.
Same!
I'm a Christian and haven't been to an actual in-church wedding in at least a decade (one renewal, so that doesn't really count). I'm happy to know there are still some folks getting married in church!
I thought the barn was for the reception not the wedding.
@@cookingwithtabitha sometimes both!
Well, at least in my circles, the reception is held at the church fellowship halls generally. No alcohol and all is ever involved.
Love all of this! Can't pick the one that made me laugh the most. 😂
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You missed the dry reception in a church reception hall because the couple’s Baptist.
And somehow the cake is stale ever' time ....
@Julia Winfield KML .... IKR!
Went to one of those. The couple was catholic and it was an up and down thing throughout the ceremony. The reception had no alcohol and no music Everyone just sat around looking at each other. I couldn't wait to leave.
Aunt: “Pardon everyone…please join us for a cake and punch reception downstairs.”
Me: “I hope there’s butter mints”
Reception: butter mints AND mixed nuts! Score.
As a former baptist, those were the worst. I always loved the ones were the couple didn't have a church wedding so they could have alcohol. And music.
Bwwahhaaa that is so funny dont forget the cousin who always comes to hit on the women
His elevator dont go to the top!
How was Your comment posted 2 days ago?
And the bridesmaid whose job it is to distract the old ladies from realizing that the bride is pregnant.
@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen Maybe he has a time machine app.
@@bubbiesdad I need 2 get me 1 of those
@@deathpyre42 Despite what it looks like, dat bride ant pregnat
If you book a wedding anytime during football season in key SEC territory (AR, AL, LA, MS, TX), I hope you like a crowd barely big enough to fill a single booth at your local restaurant because that's all you're getting.
June and July are the only time a true college fan can have a wedding
"There's even a tiny mustard bottle on the field." ROFL!
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The “Hell Yeah” people are my people as well the reception gonna be lit lmao
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Oh Ryan you be right in with my son tearing up the dance floor and crashing other reception s. We were at a large hotel ballroom where he was quite the dancer then he and a few of the groomsmen decided the tunes from the next ballroom sounded better. So they crash the dance floor in the next door wedding. Mother of Bride was not amused but bother bridal parties had fun visiting both receptions.
When my daughter said she wanted to get married in October, the first thing we did was see if the Vols were playing that weekend.
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Can we please have more Matt and his dog ( I mean if his dog isn't busy ringing people up at DG) .
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They did a little shout out today to Adam and a dog named Buddy that I am assuming is _his_ dog
Yeah my brother-in-law's wedding was pretty much exactly Steel Magnolias, minus the armadillo groom's cake, though it was still red velvet lol
As an Ole Miss fan I died at that "There's even a tiny little mustard bottle on the field." 😂💀
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Thank you for the first comment that let me know what the heck that line was about, because despite being a Texan from a family that loves football, I never gave a flip about pro teams, let alone college. So the only Southern football rivalries I know anything about are the ones friends were into while I was at grad school in North Carolina, none of which involved Mississippi.
Still watching as training for my Southern Card.
LOL
My cousin's wedding was awesome. She had fantastic catering.
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Maid of Honor is called Matron of Honor if she is married
My first wedding we had two receptions. One had alcohol free punch and the fancy cake. The other was a sit down dinner with wine. Actually I think we then went and got trashed with friends because we couldn’t afford a honeymoon.
My best friend had to have her wedding on UGA’s bye week. The guest list contained either non-football fans or ride or die Dawg fans. All of us bridesmaids had gone to UGA. No her colors were not red and black….but they were black and white 😂
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My cousin and his wife were HUGE Bama fans!! They got married on a Bama/Carolina game day....they had the game playing at their reception and their colors were the crimson and houndstooth!!
My wedding was on the opening day of dove season…my uncle never forgave me😂😂😂
If I get married, I’ll have at least 6 different dippin sauces for you Matt. Hell, you can be the Best Man if you want. Just walk on up and move the other guy out of the way.
As a northener, this is interesting to me
Same, but as a Egyptian
Same (Hungarian living in NY)
😂😅😂😅😂 not the Neyland stadium with the mustard bottle. 😂😂😂 Look it’s now a tradition at UT
Remember brides, it’s a wedding, not a coronation.
My former sister in law wanted a barn wedding when she married my brother in law They couldn't find one they could afford, so they settled on a lakefront, but still everyone wore cowboy boots, big belt buckles, and vests. 6 years later they are getting divorced.
Needed a hot dog bar with fixins! 😁
These are so funny!
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That Steel Magnolias reference was spit on! 100% Matt!
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Excuse me can we circle back to mashed potato bar??
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If you get married the day of Georgia vs Georgia Tech football , you might as well elope.🤣
My cousin got married in a barn, and it was a literal barn
My parents got married in an episcopal church during lent. That meant no flowers, they had to negotiate music, and it had to be dry (probably for the best)! My mother ate a carrot and a bite of cake, that’s it, all day. All the parents were ready to sock the priest in the jaw before they were an hour into the rehearsal, the day of my grandfather (dads dad: picture a 5’ 2” vary Jewish advertising executive who could get control of a board room with one look) put the fear of God into him. 31 years later my parents still say they would change just about everything except the guests, dress, and each other.
To be quite honest with you, I have never been to a wedding reception. But after looking at this video, it was hysterical!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My son and daughter-in-law got married and BAMA was playing in the National Championship game. They had the game playing on a big screen TV as they said their vows with the volume down. BAMA won by the way! Roll Tide Roll!!! They are both BAMA graduates so they know the rules..... don't get married on GameDay. Accomodations HAVE to be made....have to! I think it's a law in ALABAMA. If it isn't it should be.
I got the DJ to play strokin by Clarence Carter at my cousins wedding. My family was pissed at me