About 10 years ago i went to a Walmart with a bunch of friends and we found an old claw machine, my friend gave me a couple of dollars to try it out because i was broke at the time. I won a green frog that has sat in my car ever since, through 4 different cars now, Lord Toadsworth my lucky driving companion
The great General toad Lord Toadsworth of the British Toadpire shall never die in the hearts of men or toads no matter how many times he has switched battlefields.
5:18 I think I remember this story. The wife was actually his second wife and they were on their way to visit his daughter from the first marriage. She wanted to get a coffee so they would 'miss' the flight. That's also why he boarded the plane alone.
I also saw it and think he should have gone back with divorce papers cause who the hell just casually schemes to get someone to not see their children.
15:20 My favorite version of this is a tweet I saw: "When I hear someone say they're an alpha I think of it in the program terms. Unstable, liable to break, and unsuitable for public use."
Cute floofy cow doing her homework on men. As a man, I can confirm that these memes are accurate for most of us. Except for the meme about the New Years tradition, most of us would rather leave that in the past.
Can confirm, nut pain is shared to nearby men Excluding psychopaths The worst pain is getting hit in the nuts, the second worst pain is being near someone when it happens, and third places goes to having such a sore throat that swallowing warm water feels like swallowing razorblades. At least for me. Haven't had a kidney stone yet so I'm at least slightly blissfully unaware. For comparison, breaking a bone isn't even close to being on that list.
Funny thing about the weather app is the fact that I would still stop using it for 10 minutes if it meant getting 250 million. I actually am running live radar and sat feed 24/7 on my devices and use the phone to access them like 30 times a day when not home. I love storms and want to follow all potential candidates for taking slow mo video and photographing the sky 😂 btw love the content u do, keep it up and much love from Finland ❤
I swear on everything me and Rodiebellmoo share the same collective brain cell bc the second i think of a pun such as the one with the shovel spoon she says the same damn thing
That viking dad thing.... Now I can just imagine him taking someone to slay a farm animal as epic music plays in the background while the dad says "Follow me... boy!" like from God of War
Btw, the 3 stripes were bought by Adi Dassler himself from a company called KARHU from Finland after the 1952 olympics. Adi Dassler did not invent that trademark.
Lololol I actually checked the weather app in the background as I was watching the video already lol. Need to see when it will rain if I can get the motorcycle out.
1:55 I used to actually have this for a friend except it was every time he would say something sus or out of pocket last entry was “Shut your beautiful mysterious lips before I kiss them”
Honestly that “Girls have two lips” one has been online a lot and you’ll be surprised to know that of the 8 times I’ve seen it posted, 6 were from women. Only half were OF girls or similar. I may be assuming things, but I _think_ they’ve seen at least one woman.
I don't even have a cell phone so, no I don't use the weather app. Edge's landing page has the local temp up in the corner but that as much as I pay attention to it.
13:15 Two lessons my mom taught me early in life are Never wear jeans without underwear and Never ask a woman for help with a zipper. I still have a small scar right on the frenulum.
@@Rosiebellmoo Their names are Kalsi(Chalcedony) and Zoe(Zoite) and they are 9 months and 7 months old respectively. They only got put inside 20 minutes ago and they are named after minerals/gems/rocks. Used to have Opal, Amber, Tiny and Marble, sadly most them passed away at end of last year. At least they will be happy raising chaos at the great mischief in the sky.
Yo I'm pretty down on UbiSoft as well but Ill never understand the backlash related to the mc choice. Yosuke is one of the coolest stories from a historical stand point. the fact that a black dude ended up in Japan at the time period is crazy enough, but the fact that he became a Samurai retainer as well?! I mean you think Japan is weird toward foreigners now, imagine being the first black man ever to set foot In Japan, AND being such a badass that they not only accept you, but make you a samurai? Just sayin there is a reason people this story is still told through various fiction like afro samurai even in the modern age. Its just such a crazy story!
@@Steve-xo5pq umm please look a little deeper the man who lied about the story is in hiding because his colleagues are pissed he made up most of the story which basically amounted to oda had a black slave do party tricks for him at his gatherings . I feel bad you were tricked because it would have been cool af if it wasn’t historically revisionist
23:20 out of all the questions like this ive seen this is the easiest to answer. Absolutely not. I dont want to be rained on. I don't have a umbrella and i can't afford to get one :(🚿
Weather app is always there within my accessible vision, but i only actively look at it when i plan to go out and don't care about the outside world otherwise. 👍
According to that post, I am an alpha male. I take a mini first aud kit with bandages to work, as well as headache medicine and dayquil, and make sure to bring water forbthe crew nearby when I get some for myself.
Well marvel has a character who has her hero name from a Chinese adult movie that was a female parody of iron man called iron heartwhich i looked up to see if true and the poster alone of the armor looks cool on the style and colors so respect to them keeping his color scheme and for some reason looking better then the iron heart we got
As a short guy with an preference for tall girls I mist disagree with the statement that tall girls don't like short dudes. I have never met a single tall girl that didn't at least laugh when they inevitably say "you would need ladder" only for me to reply that "I will just stand on the back of your calves". My baby momma is nearly a full foot taller than I am lol, you just gotta have the big d energy.
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Doing her homework to become a qualified homie
Studying the art of dude bro
“She” is a dude
"buy a man fish . he day, teach fish man . to a lifetime . " truer words have never been spoken
Very factly
@@Rosiebellmoo much correct
Truest true
Most truerist @@Cyber_N-7660
Aka don't get a tattoo when you're drunk
About 10 years ago i went to a Walmart with a bunch of friends and we found an old claw machine, my friend gave me a couple of dollars to try it out because i was broke at the time. I won a green frog that has sat in my car ever since, through 4 different cars now, Lord Toadsworth my lucky driving companion
Ws for Mr toadsworth
@@RosiebellmooMISTER?! That's LORD Toadsworth to you, young lady, he earned that title, so you put some respect on that name!
The great General toad Lord Toadsworth of the British Toadpire shall never die in the hearts of men or toads no matter how many times he has switched battlefields.
Oh glorious toot toot
“Stop enabling me Jesus Christ” that was indeed the problem
00:43
Bae:
You said you were going to therapy.
Me:
THIS is therapy.
Whatever works
By brother lol
04:14
Doctor Strange from the comics be like.
I mean, that last part doesn't actually happen but, he do be freaky tho.
The ones about people doing great things for others never get old.
Yep they always are nice to hear about
5:18 I think I remember this story. The wife was actually his second wife and they were on their way to visit his daughter from the first marriage. She wanted to get a coffee so they would 'miss' the flight. That's also why he boarded the plane alone.
I also saw it and think he should have gone back with divorce papers cause who the hell just casually schemes to get someone to not see their children.
1:04 skeletor and I said 'what' at the same time 🤣
15:20
My favorite version of this is a tweet I saw: "When I hear someone say they're an alpha I think of it in the program terms. Unstable, liable to break, and unsuitable for public use."
Physicist friend made the joke of alphas having the lowest penetration of all particles.
@@gellax111 Oh god that's gold too xD
"You want to put on some home-made armor, hit each other with sticks, and then drink beer?"
Hell, yes.
Cute floofy cow doing her homework on men. As a man, I can confirm that these memes are accurate for most of us. Except for the meme about the New Years tradition, most of us would rather leave that in the past.
19:00 it means to the moon and back the dad is saying that he loves his kid to the moon and back :)
Ohh that's so cute omg
that last one, that is the way every man wants to go out, successfully protecting his family.
That IKEA thing was actually a resuscitation exercise by medics.
Oh god.. SCP-3008 the Infinite Ikea got another one..
On that Dolph v. Bill Nye meme, Dolph is an actual PhD in sciences.
Has never happened to me but if someone uses another door when you hold one open for them, they are simply trashy.
That Wendigoon reaction to a Fed Post. Truely a great man.
I don't think I've ever opened the weather app intentionally
Same
Nah bro, you gotta know when the next full moon is
Who wouldn't want to be a Knight tho😅
The guy in the IKEA meme was just in SCP-3008 "Infinite Ikea"
Nah, don't go to IKEA. They won't let you leave. Like where's the exit? I want to see my family, IKEA! It been 3 weeks!!!!
The lip guy made me laugh it was funny. .. also the girl at 18:41 gonna be for the STREETs forlife.. WORTHLESS
2:07 that sound like scp-3008
Can confirm, nut pain is shared to nearby men
Excluding psychopaths
The worst pain is getting hit in the nuts, the second worst pain is being near someone when it happens, and third places goes to having such a sore throat that swallowing warm water feels like swallowing razorblades.
At least for me. Haven't had a kidney stone yet so I'm at least slightly blissfully unaware.
For comparison, breaking a bone isn't even close to being on that list.
11:40
No, guys do this, and it's why you will see all of us wince and cringe when it happens, because all of us share some of that pain.
Everyone's mind blown when they realize the NPCs in Skyrim don't take the armour off to sleep XD
2:09 Bro found the Infinite IKEA SCP.
Sometimes percussion therapy can be more cathartic then going to therapy.
That airport coffee one really did happen.
Funny thing about the weather app is the fact that I would still stop using it for 10 minutes if it meant getting 250 million. I actually am running live radar and sat feed 24/7 on my devices and use the phone to access them like 30 times a day when not home. I love storms and want to follow all potential candidates for taking slow mo video and photographing the sky 😂 btw love the content u do, keep it up and much love from Finland ❤
2:05 SCP-3008: Infinite Ikea.
Coming to your channel to watch the react videos is a ritual for me at this point
Im glad you like watching them so much!
@@Rosiebellmoo thank YOU for makin the content
they didn't report the bicycle thefts because cops don't do anything about it, they are seen as a low value item, kinda like bubble gum.
In my case, the back is for rocking back n forth.😂
Being knights _is_ therapy.
Also a good workout !
I swear on everything me and Rodiebellmoo share the same collective brain cell bc the second i think of a pun such as the one with the shovel spoon she says the same damn thing
Me and chat share a single brain cell
23:22 BOB THE BUILDER
CAN WE FIX IT?
BOB THE BUILDER…
That viking dad thing....
Now I can just imagine him taking someone to slay a farm animal as epic music plays in the background while the dad says "Follow me... boy!" like from God of War
He's going to freeze the pistachios and crush them to make pistachio ice cream.
3:24 we know the ones who are the first to argue are the most excited
That man got lost in the infinite ikea scp
Btw, the 3 stripes were bought by Adi Dassler himself from a company called KARHU from Finland after the 1952 olympics. Adi Dassler did not invent that trademark.
3:24 Okay I'd never think or say that, but I do find it a little funny
You have to be a brother under cover and you are invited to the cook out
I get exclusive dude bro access to the cookout w
42000 pounds of pistachios 7 to 15 $ a pound = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Lololol I actually checked the weather app in the background as I was watching the video already lol. Need to see when it will rain if I can get the motorcycle out.
In 30's and live in tornado alley. Using the weather app every 10 minutes is 2nd nature.
I mean seriously though...medieval combat, even if with (relatively) safe foam weapons, is quite liberating and therapeutic. :P
not just Dolph but also the lead singer of the Offspring is more qualified than nye.
20:00 YO THIS DUDE IS TAKING THE W, WELCOME TO THE INTERNET
20:30 that isn't actually minding his own business, bro found a way to obfuscate his rubber necking.
You open the door for someone and they use the other, You walk through the door you opened and say thanks for not cutting me off.
"I'd rather obtain the Elden Ring than go to therepy."
1:55 I used to actually have this for a friend except it was every time he would say something sus or out of pocket last entry was
“Shut your beautiful mysterious lips before I kiss them”
2:03 man got trapped in scp 3008 (infinite Ikea)
Going and being knights/Vikings Is the therapy lol
WHY WONT THE KEVIN SLANDER EVER STOP?
Beeng a knith is therapy!!!
10:21 this is more true than the spelling of the word “true!”
That man found SCP-3008 and managed to get out.
24:40 looks like fried ice cream, cake and a two piece of white chocolate.
I could totaly eat 42k pounds of pistachios
This is a flex of some sort
Soft fluffy cow ears ❤
Am floof
Honestly that “Girls have two lips” one has been online a lot and you’ll be surprised to know that of the 8 times I’ve seen it posted, 6 were from women. Only half were OF girls or similar. I may be assuming things, but I _think_ they’ve seen at least one woman.
Also your nopples are of the same material to . Fun fact ^^
I swear, Florida men and Aussies must be from the same bloodline somehow.
Shield wall men.
Sees the door one: my dog ate through one once that’s why I have a storm door for the basement.
*looks up at vod title* .. well .. ah DOI!!
The guy talking about the two lips.... Hes out of line but hes right XD
“Let’s split up gang, me and Shaggy are gonna search the bedroom together”
Nice to see Scooby Doo's articulation improved.
Have you ever considered being a knight is therapy for men?
21:30 me: 5’ 4” 😅 whew…
He has a shovel spoon!😂 Why not call the cops? Because sometimes the cops are useless.
I don't even have a cell phone so, no I don't use the weather app. Edge's landing page has the local temp up in the corner but that as much as I pay attention to it.
As someone who works at a call center, I can tell you 22:24 does happen every now and then, but only if we’re really hungry.
0:47 I mean we man always do this
17:50 welcome to my home country where they would forcefully turn you to saitama
After a Stressful day at school...
Noe this is what I call Relaxing.
Have a good one today rosie.
PS: Glad to see my country here. 🇵🇭 👊😄
13:15 Two lessons my mom taught me early in life are Never wear jeans without underwear and Never ask a woman for help with a zipper. I still have a small scar right on the frenulum.
It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that.
@@charlesatanasio But saying it might allow other men to not have to learn those lessons the hard way.
perfect just when i needed something for my break and letting out my pet rats and watching.
thanks.
Can I ask their names?
@@Rosiebellmoo Their names are Kalsi(Chalcedony) and Zoe(Zoite) and they are 9 months and 7 months old respectively. They only got put inside 20 minutes ago and they are named after minerals/gems/rocks.
Used to have Opal, Amber, Tiny and Marble, sadly most them passed away at end of last year. At least they will be happy raising chaos at the great mischief in the sky.
5:54 I feel like this should be the replacement assassins creed character in the new Japanese one it would have gotten less backlash 😂
Yo I'm pretty down on UbiSoft as well but Ill never understand the backlash related to the mc choice. Yosuke is one of the coolest stories from a historical stand point. the fact that a black dude ended up in Japan at the time period is crazy enough, but the fact that he became a Samurai retainer as well?! I mean you think Japan is weird toward foreigners now, imagine being the first black man ever to set foot In Japan, AND being such a badass that they not only accept you, but make you a samurai?
Just sayin there is a reason people this story is still told through various fiction like afro samurai even in the modern age. Its just such a crazy story!
@@Steve-xo5pq umm please look a little deeper the man who lied about the story is in hiding because his colleagues are pissed he made up most of the story which basically amounted to oda had a black slave do party tricks for him at his gatherings . I feel bad you were tricked because it would have been cool af if it wasn’t historically revisionist
9:00 lol luckily not or I would have a bald Spot on my Head😂
20:29 Ignoring the car wreck behind him? Or mowing his lawn?
Wait...I have a backpack full of snacks water and medical supplies... oh sh- I'm an alpha....
Guessing Rosie hasnt gotten to the IKEA SCP yet if they are asking how they get lost in one
21:30 lol I'm safe, but my Ex isn't 😂
23:20 out of all the questions like this ive seen this is the easiest to answer.
Absolutely not. I dont want to be rained on. I don't have a umbrella and i can't afford to get one :(🚿
13:58 this skip xD
10:15 I need to find a dog with the same nose and hair colors as mine to take a bunch of photos like that one.
Weather app is always there within my accessible vision, but i only actively look at it when i plan to go out and don't care about the outside world otherwise. 👍
According to that post, I am an alpha male. I take a mini first aud kit with bandages to work, as well as headache medicine and dayquil, and make sure to bring water forbthe crew nearby when I get some for myself.
Meme's for MEN 💪😎
🤣🤣🤣
Very men meme..much wow
@@Rosiebellmoo Yes very much wow
Well marvel has a character who has her hero name from a Chinese adult movie that was a female parody of iron man called iron heartwhich i looked up to see if true and the poster alone of the armor looks cool on the style and colors so respect to them keeping his color scheme and for some reason looking better then the iron heart we got
7:50 iirc pistachios are very expensive in Bolivia (might be a different country) so black market pistachios I guess lol
Id like to point out he was bill nye the science guy not bill nye the scientist 😂
Guess this was before you discovered SCP-3008 😁
Girl: The scent is leave me the fuck alone.
Me: Then you got fucked over. Because it's clearly not working...
As a short guy with an preference for tall girls I mist disagree with the statement that tall girls don't like short dudes. I have never met a single tall girl that didn't at least laugh when they inevitably say "you would need ladder" only for me to reply that "I will just stand on the back of your calves". My baby momma is nearly a full foot taller than I am lol, you just gotta have the big d energy.
9 feet is technically correct
Because the question was the distance from a nuclearbomb not a nuclear explosion