@@fireonyxiazwhat nonsense are you talking about...? Archon's give Visions if their Will is Strong enough, meanwhile They give the closest Vision to their Possibility's.
@@marcandreigan5144 You're pulling that out your ass. I'm not going to explain this, just google "do archons give visions" it's literally the first result stating that visions are given by celestia not Archons You can check any archon/wanderer in-game voice lines to confirm, best example is Raiden Ei being surprised that people stopped getting electro visions during the sankoku degree as she isn't involved in the process of granting visions.
There's also an instance in my experience when I was using raiden, scaramouche's line was "Burn to oblivion", then at the same moment I used raiden's burst, her line was "torn to oblivion".
Scaramouche: Let us reenact the scene of The Archon War Ei Pulls up with the Archons with her belt Scaramouche About to get the beating of his life lol
@@empiredynasty8667the original archons never had a gnosis during the archon war, wdym?? Scara had to get a gnosis before he could reach their level because his mecha-suit thing is powered through the gnosis.
@@Sar4zu "the original archons never had a gnosis during the archon war, wdym?" I never said they did. I said if Zhongli doesn't have the power of a gnosis, he would get obliterated by this scaramouche, who does have the power of a gnosis and a mecha suit that lets him use every element besides geo. Let me explain to you how God scaramouche absolutely curbstomps Zhongli. Zhongli's best feat without a gnosis is guyun stone forest. Great. Cool. A bunch of mountains. Let's look at Venti. He started off as a small wind spirit without a hint of divine ingenuity. After gaining a gnosis, he managed to clear all the blizzards in mondstat, cut off and toss the tallest mountain in teyvat, and cut off and toss mountains big enough that they could create an entire archipelago, far enough that they can't even be reached by normally scrolling on the map, not to mention needing a dragon ride to get there. Pretty much every feat individually is much greater than what Zhongli did which makes sense as he didn't have a gnosis for that Now why do I mention Venti? Because he was weak as shit before getting a gnosis, then after getting a gnosis, was capable of doing feats FAR beyond what Zhongli has done. Now look at scaramouche, who was incredibly powerful and practically a demigod before getting a gnosis AND a mech made by dottere himself that allows him to wield every element with the exception of geo. God scaramouche should logically scale above everything Venti has done, which scales above anything Zhongli has done. Zhongli stands no chance. "Throwing mountains" isn't enough to beat God scaramouche.
Hello everyone, in this video i show you how to create a God in your OWN HOME, isnt that great? The things you need is some plastic that imitate raiden's ring of energy and depressed boy! Its all! You can now play with your doll- oh i mean God!
@@Sh4dov1 now your other god friends can play with it, maybe make it perish, or idk, maybe put it in another toy robot! “This thing made my sandals glow purple, idk why.” - Raiden Ei
@@farhanatashiga3721 must be at least C2 or C3 with sig. I don't see a normal f2p Raiden hitting that hard without Benny or sara buff lol Don't forget the electro resistance of the boss...
@@SpedRockt Well, if we take into account the team comp. VV from Venti would give a free 40% electro shred Zhongli’s shield also give an additional 20% Omni shred Nahida’s skill apply dendro which Raiden can proc spread and aggravate and with her burst, increase EM to boost the reaction damage. All together, it’s not entirely unlikely that the burst did 200k.
@@redbone9553 i have tried it in co-op with a friend a few days ago actually and the damage was underwhelming. We all have fully build archon (lv 90, on set artifacts, decent sub stats, 5* weapon or r5 4*, lv9-10 talents) Just one exception, we are all C0. I don't know how much the boss got buff in co-op but for sure we can't take him down this fast. Still 1 rotation tho. I'm going to try this again once I get my hand on C2 Raiden in the next patch.
Because that's how they're supposed to work lmao Exceptions being the characters that whales have that can easily defeat some bosses even if they have special mechanics in the fight.
The help mechanics are parts of the Neo Akasha system so it’s not outside help. Just means that Rukkadhevata/Kusanali is that one person who does almost everything in an assignment group.
Im simply casual but even without the T of the little guy i beat him quite easily. I only used it twice as i was figuring out how it worked then resumed fighting it on my own.
The boss is a pushover. The Neo-akasha was even beneficial to him 'cause the shield mechanic prolonged the fight. If it weren't there, players would've just melted him even faster. 😂
The fight in reality: -Nahida using mangekyo sharingan on Scaradouche -Ei giving her son a huge ass whoopin -Venti on a corner drunk af -Zhongli puts up a shield, tanks it all and brought his tea set.
Jesus Christ that Raiden-Nahida combo is lethal, both of them dealing a constant stream of 5 digit damage, and that casual 276k damage from Raiden lmao.
Kusanali: Ei, your son is wrecking my nation Ei: (whips out slippers from her chest) Where is he? Zhongli: I shall follow along to ensure that the Balladeer won’t be injured too badly Venti: *ehet*
@@jonathansibrian695 In single-player, yes. Hell mine's not built properly yet and he still facetanks a lot of damage. However, he's terrible in a co-op team unless he's built to deal damage because his use comes from the ability to provide shields for everyone else, which can only be done with his c2. Basically his c2 means that his burst provides team shields on hit.
Ei: here to teach her son a lesson. Zhongli :been told there was free osmanthus wine Nahida : she just want to help Venti probably the one who lie to zhongli and probably here to watch the fight.
If Greater Lord Rukhhahahahhahahahhshshs was deleted from Irminsul, why tf would the sumeru people still call Nahida "Lesser Lord Kusanali??". Wouldn't some start to question that if their Archon is a "Lesser Lord", shouldn't there be a "Greater Lord".?????
Now that's actually interesting. *Lesser lord Kusanali* was said to sacrifice her power in a great disaster by her people. Now, in what way did she use her power I wonder? To yeet Khanriah Or just to protect Sumeru all together?
@@lowliethxd1471 I think the Rewritten History would be that her and Greater Lord Rukdgahalmaolmaoratio story unified. When she used all her power to rid of the Forbidden Knowledge, she took the form of a small child but still retained her memories. She kept being the Dendro Archon after that and had to exhaust her power during cataclysm resulting in her losing all of her memories. I think the rewritten history would mean that Nahida isn't canonically 500 years old anymore given Irminsul's influence, but only we know that she's technically 500 years of age since she was created from the branch of Irminsul. I adore Hoyoverse for implementing the concept of "The Ship of Theseus" in game.
@@emptyallen3334 Oh I see. That could make sense. And the "Nahida is not canonically 500 yrs old anymore" in the rewritten history might explain the sudden slight change of Nahida. Idk if it was just me, but after the happenings of Irminsul, i felt that Nahida became... more mature that she had already is when we first met her. Also that she had this "experience" of being an Archon all of a sudden. As if that "experience" was awakened in her when history got rewritten. What I'm saying is that when we first met Nahida she's like this smart but sweet oomfball that needed protection But after the Irminsul incident, she had suddenly, slightly, became more of an archon (especially when she was negotiating with Dottorre), who could stand on her own. Maybe it's just her growing a spine. But I did feel there was a slight change in her after what happened in Irminsul
I like that at the end it feels like: Venti walks away to get a few drinks. Nahida and Ei jumping to celebrate their victory. Zhongli first looks on at the others, then joins by doing a small jump himself.
Scaramouche: "Let us reenact a scene from the Archon War" Venti: Aight bet *summons void* Zhongli: Osmanthus Wi- *throws a Guizhong ball* Raiden: *pulls out Booba Sword* Nahida: *creates a whole domain to beat the dook dook out of Scaramouche*
Zhongli: Let him get, let him get up. Scaramouche: Ugh! Venti: Fight back nigga! Fight back nigga. Scaramouche: Stop! Nahida: Wombo Combo! Scaramouche: Puff! Ei: You’re a failure and will always be a failure. _Continues to blast electro slippers into Scaramouche’s ass_
@@AhmedAhmed-ii4pe So what? Who cares if Zhongli could throw mountain sized spears? Scaramouche could easily do better. Mindlessly saying "Zhongli could throw a mountain!" isn't an argument. Explain how that is above scaramouche. Explain how throwing a mountain scales him above god scaramouche. Because I'm about to explain to you how God scaramouche absolutely curbstomps Zhongli. Zhongli's best feat without a gnosis is guyun stone forest. Great. Cool. A bunch of mountains. Let's look at Venti. He started off as a small wind spirit without a hint of divine ingenuity. After gaining a gnosis, he managed to clear all the blizzards in mondstat, cut off and toss the tallest mountain in teyvat, and cut off and toss mountains big enough that they could create an entire archipelago, far enough that they can't even be reached by normally scrolling on the map, not to mention needing a dragon ride to get there. Pretty much every feat individually is much greater than what Zhongli did which makes sense as he didn't have a gnosis for that Now why do I mention Venti? Because he was weak as shit before getting a gnosis, then after getting a gnosis, was capable of doing feats FAR beyond what Zhongli has done. Now look at scaramouche, who was incredibly powerful and practically a demigod before getting a gnosis AND a mech made by dottere himself that allows him to wield every element with the exception of geo. God scaramouche should logically scale above everything Venti has done, which scales above anything Zhongli has done. Zhongli stands no chance. "Throwing mountains" isn't enough to beat God scaramouche.
@@empiredynasty8667 Venti's feats are in no way "greater than what Zhongli did", If Zhongli could SPAM mountain-sized spears then Venti yeeting some mountains isn't somehow "greater" than it. Its at most equal to that feat and that feat alone. What makes you think that feat is the max of what Zhongli can do? If he can throw mountain-sized spears like they're nothing then what makes you think he can't do anything above that? And what makes you think the machine Scara is in can utilize a gnosis as well as Venti can? You're just doing a ton of assuming to try and prove your point. Zhongli can yeet one spear over 2x times the size of Scara's mech at him and absolutely crush him, Not to mention all the other abilities he has.
@@AhmedAhmed-ii4pe "Venti's feats are in no way "greater than what Zhongli did", If Zhongli could SPAM mountain-sized spears then Venti yeeting some mountains isn't somehow "greater" Literally all the mountains venti yeeted are bigger than any of the mountains in guyun, even if you take into account deterioration for both. There are more mountains in the golden apple archipelago alone than in guyun, with each individually being much bigger than any mountain thrown in guyun. Even if you want to say that there were more mountains in guyun before the deteriorated, I could say the exact same for Venti. Do you have any proof that Zhongli could spam mountain-sized spears while Venti can't do the same with mountains much bigger than any spear Zhongli threw? No? Then sit down lmfao. "What makes you think that feat is the max of what Zhongli can do?" What a dumbass point. What we have seen is worse than what Venti did. If you want to say that that wasn't Zhongli's max then I can say that that wasn't Venti's maximum either. Based off feats alone Venti's feats were better. I'm not theorizing some "maximum" that zhongli has never shown. " If he can throw mountain-sized spears like they're nothing then what makes you think he can't do anything above that?" If venti can do better than what Zhongli did like it's nothing then what makes you think Zhongli even remotely compares to him? Let me give you an example: If someone casually destroyed a building do you think he could beat goku, who can casually destroy planets? The answer is no. We don't say "well destroying a building isn't his maximum!". You sound like a fucking idiot. "? And what makes you think the machine Scara is in can utilize a gnosis as well as Venti can?" Because he was literally fucking built for it. If anything, he would be more capable at using the gnosis than Venti who started off as a small wind spirit, and wasn't even supposed to become the anemo archon(Andrius was but chose not to). "You're just doing a ton of assuming to try and prove your point. " Everything I said was factual lmfao. All you said was "maybe Zhongli can do more!" despite not providing any proof that he could. Guess what, the Guyun stone forest was made over the course of the archon war, not in one sitting. You know what that means? You have no evidence that Zhongli could spam spears. You have no evidence that the creation of guyun was even a casual feat for him. Your claim that that wasn't his maximum has zero basing. What he showed is below what Venti showed. Anyone can look at that and see that. Based of feats and nothing more than feats, Venti with a gnosis>>>Zhongli without one. Stay mad. "Zhongli can yeet one spear over 2x times the size of Scara's mech at him and absolutely crush him" Who cares if the spear is bigger than the mech? That's like me saying Scara could crush Zhongli with a hand 10x the size of him and instantly win. Scaramouche scales above gnosis venti who scales above zhongli. You failed to debunk that and have hence lost the argument. Stay delusional kid.
It just makes me laugh those 4 Neo Akasha Terminals, all shooting to Scaramouche in order to break his shield. I imagine one of them saying to the others:"Come on brothers, let's show this fake god b*tch what Greenish Floating Bean Brothers can do!"
@@SamuraiSx19 That's the state of you Christians nowadays. The spirit of your faith died a long time ago. Everyone walked over you, you abandoned your laws when someone who never even met Jesus (Paul) told you to do so. Fast-forward a thousand and seven hundred years later, you kept fighting amongst yourselves & couldn't maintain the remaining of your principles. Your failure in the west rose the nightmare of all theists, it gave rise to liberalism, atheism, feminism, LGBT & God knows what else. Face the consequences of your failure now
Scaramech: "I am the all-knowing god!" The 4 looking at his man-made robot probably based off the study of the gigantic Ruin machines which were originally from Khaenri'ah: lol, lmao even
Also Venti: Here's a vision, don't tell your mom
Lol
Lol, although visions aren't given by archons
@@fireonyxiazwhat nonsense are you talking about...? Archon's give Visions if their Will is Strong enough, meanwhile They give the closest Vision to their Possibility's.
@@marcandreigan5144 You're pulling that out your ass.
I'm not going to explain this, just google "do archons give visions" it's literally the first result stating that visions are given by celestia not Archons
You can check any archon/wanderer in-game voice lines to confirm, best example is Raiden Ei being surprised that people stopped getting electro visions during the sankoku degree as she isn't involved in the process of granting visions.
@@marcandreigan5144no they dont
Scaramouche: “My music’s playing, but why is it coming from the other side of the roo-“
So many like but no comments
Well im gonna change that
@@regiesanvicente1221 You did a good service today
@@regiesanvicente1221 why
@@Ehatntmtntahe what do you mean why?
Well actually no reason 🤣
lol
Love it when Scara said "Perish!" and Raiden said: "NOW you shall perish!" the timing was so cool.
There's also an instance in my experience when I was using raiden, scaramouche's line was "Burn to oblivion", then at the same moment I used raiden's burst, her line was "torn to oblivion".
TIME?!
@@sheryllabzz4633 0:56
Scara: Perish!!!
Raiden: No u
Nothing special. Mother scolding her spoiled Brat
Literally raiden telling her son : ThErE Is nO eSCapE
Now you shall perished
From le chancla
well he did tell her "Bow to me, worm!"
Guess she really is an asian mom
*Door closes ominously*
Zhongli: Nahida, could you walk a little faster? You're disrupting the order.
Nahida: IM TRYING.
Venti:...Wouldn't gliding be faster?
Ei: There's no escape!
Ei: i'm fine with it taking us an eternity to walk there
@@kacperwoch4368 Nice, very nice.
Makes me wonder what the other archons would say
If I hear venti say that 1 more time, imma kill him.
Scaramouches finally got the motherly attention that he always wanted, through sandals and belts
And she called friends over… To whip him up, so one is a drunkard, one is broke and the other one is a sheltered child
@@KhangNguyen-qn4bh Teyvat does have it own law.
They are all broke in a way
@@dieptrieu6564 #brocken
@@dieptrieu6564 it's funny cuz the man known for being broke isn't actually broke
it must be terrifying for scaramouche to witness 4 gods shooting giant cabbages at him
Honestly I would be scared regardless of who it was. Whoever fights a god mech with a giant cabbage knows something.
@@nophion2-electricboogaloo647 🤣🤣🤣
You wouldnt bring a knife to a gun fight unless you know you can defeat them
How do you get them
What are those tjings called?
the fact that ei says there's no escape before the battle starts really got me- XD
Her power
i wish Ei can do Vergil's Deep Stinger
@@EmberSlayerconsidering she has electro and controls storms, she is THE storm that is approaching, dam u r right, havent seen this b4 XD
Scaramouche: Let us reenact the scene of The Archon War
Ei Pulls up with the Archons with her belt
Scaramouche About to get the beating of his life lol
He doesn’t know what he ask for 😂
He's about to get the Asian Mother Experience
Scaramouche fears no god. But the chancla? It scares the hell out of him
@@linchuue3090 "No, please! Anything but the chancla!"
Ei: Son I told you not to play with a giant robot, now it is time to witness Zhongli's belt that I've borrowed
Scara: Lets reinact the scene in the archon war
The Archon: Challenge accepted.
"You think you can really reach out levels aren't you kiddo? Guess what, you can't"
I mean, the archon war DID involve machines powered by dark magic getting nuked, so it isn't too far off
@@farhanatashiga3721 He could and has. Without their gnosis, all four of these guys would get cockslapped.
@@empiredynasty8667the original archons never had a gnosis during the archon war, wdym?? Scara had to get a gnosis before he could reach their level because his mecha-suit thing is powered through the gnosis.
@@Sar4zu
"the original archons never had a gnosis during the archon war, wdym?"
I never said they did. I said if Zhongli doesn't have the power of a gnosis, he would get obliterated by this scaramouche, who does have the power of a gnosis and a mecha suit that lets him use every element besides geo.
Let me explain to you how God scaramouche absolutely curbstomps Zhongli.
Zhongli's best feat without a gnosis is guyun stone forest. Great. Cool. A bunch of mountains.
Let's look at Venti. He started off as a small wind spirit without a hint of divine ingenuity. After gaining a gnosis, he managed to clear all the blizzards in mondstat, cut off and toss the tallest mountain in teyvat, and cut off and toss mountains big enough that they could create an entire archipelago, far enough that they can't even be reached by normally scrolling on the map, not to mention needing a dragon ride to get there. Pretty much every feat individually is much greater than what Zhongli did which makes sense as he didn't have a gnosis for that
Now why do I mention Venti? Because he was weak as shit before getting a gnosis, then after getting a gnosis, was capable of doing feats FAR beyond what Zhongli has done. Now look at scaramouche, who was incredibly powerful and practically a demigod before getting a gnosis AND a mech made by dottere himself that allows him to wield every element with the exception of geo.
God scaramouche should logically scale above everything Venti has done, which scales above anything Zhongli has done.
Zhongli stands no chance. "Throwing mountains" isn't enough to beat God scaramouche.
"Scaramouche, meet
Raiden Shogun: your mom
Venti: your uncle
Zhongli: your grandpa
Nahida: the child you bullied"
Then the Child he bullied saves him and nurses him back. Remind me of romance story
@@akarifuyuki9763 What.
@@akarifuyuki9763 I-
@@Sxchiko Nahida, the child that Scara bullied, saved him and nursed him back. Now he decided to stay with her. Romance story plot.
Nahida: his younger sister he always hated
Scaramouche: PERISHHHH
*EI STARING*
Scaramouche: mom pls it's not like what you thi-
Ei: *NOW YOU SHALL PERISH*
Sees glitchtale Chara pfp
Just noticed scaramouches voice lines while fighting us is kind of similar to raidens
Edit: y’all are talking about lore chill out
cuz he thinks hes the new electro archon lmao
@@kayleevuu lol and very not original one
He was created by Ei. He is exactly the same kind of puppet as Raiden Shogun is
:,,,,)
Raiden boss literally has playable Raiden voicelines but slower
Scaramouche: Wait, why did the music change? I thought I was the boss.
Archons: *PILLAR MEN INTENSIFIES*
Traveller: awaken, my archons!!!
[Menacing]
The 4 Archons showing us what the real archon is. While Scaramouche is just a HOMEMADE DIY GOD
Hello everyone, in this video i show you how to create a God in your OWN HOME, isnt that great? The things you need is some plastic that imitate raiden's ring of energy and depressed boy! Its all! You can now play with your doll- oh i mean God!
@@Sh4dov1 now your other god friends can play with it, maybe make it perish, or idk, maybe put it in another toy robot!
“This thing made my sandals glow purple, idk why.”
- Raiden Ei
So you mean others cannot become Gods? Buddha was a mortal who beat Gods after He attained enlightenment. Even Venti and Andrius Wolf was Not a God.
@@playmobilegamescodm sir you're bringing real life religion to a fantasy RPG
@@farhanatashiga3721 Nahida did say Scaramouche was a god.
3:33-3:40
Ei and Kusanali:*jumping for joy*
Zhongli:*enjoying the moment*
Venti:*going to get drunk*
"This is cause for celebration! And by that I mean libation!"
Not just going, *sophisticatedly walking to go get drunk*
Holy shit i just said this abt venti🤣🤣🤣
@@farhanatashiga3721 Sooo... Cel-libation time? :P
Nahhh, venti just go for scara to give him the vision XD
Ei is having an Asian mom moment ‘THERE’S NO ESCAPE’
Well, she IS fantasy Asian.
So glad that players have collectively decided to slow walk into the boss arena lmao
I mean is there any other way to challenge the balladeer, after all if you want to challenge him you must be able to be as dramatic as he is
Raiden walking at the beginning, sees Scaramouche.
"THERE IS NO ESCAPE"
_casually hits 2 200k+ hits in a row_
@@farhanatashiga3721 must be at least C2 or C3 with sig. I don't see a normal f2p Raiden hitting that hard without Benny or sara buff lol
Don't forget the electro resistance of the boss...
@@SpedRockt Well, if we take into account the team comp.
VV from Venti would give a free 40% electro shred
Zhongli’s shield also give an additional 20% Omni shred
Nahida’s skill apply dendro which Raiden can proc spread and aggravate and with her burst, increase EM to boost the reaction damage.
All together, it’s not entirely unlikely that the burst did 200k.
@@redbone9553 i have tried it in co-op with a friend a few days ago actually and the damage was underwhelming. We all have fully build archon (lv 90, on set artifacts, decent sub stats, 5* weapon or r5 4*, lv9-10 talents)
Just one exception, we are all C0.
I don't know how much the boss got buff in co-op but for sure we can't take him down this fast. Still 1 rotation tho.
I'm going to try this again once I get my hand on C2 Raiden in the next patch.
I like to imagine that Nahida just went “I’M TELLING YOUR MOM-“ and that’s how Ei got there lmao
When you take into account that without the in fight help mechanics we wouldn't be beating the asses of the bosses as casually
Because that's how they're supposed to work lmao
Exceptions being the characters that whales have that can easily defeat some bosses even if they have special mechanics in the fight.
@@YeahItsJustZ aye... I just find it amusing to read the whooping ass of bosses comments with the awareness of that fact
The help mechanics are parts of the Neo Akasha system so it’s not outside help. Just means that Rukkadhevata/Kusanali is that one person who does almost everything in an assignment group.
Im simply casual but even without the T of the little guy i beat him quite easily. I only used it twice as i was figuring out how it worked then resumed fighting it on my own.
The boss is a pushover. The Neo-akasha was even beneficial to him 'cause the shield mechanic prolonged the fight. If it weren't there, players would've just melted him even faster. 😂
*The Akademia creating a god*
The Archons: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our powers
DMC reference ?
@@ggkaklol8093 no, it's from the show Invincible 👀
The fight in reality:
-Nahida using mangekyo sharingan on Scaradouche
-Ei giving her son a huge ass whoopin
-Venti on a corner drunk af
-Zhongli puts up a shield, tanks it all and brought his tea set.
Wine*
They way they slowly walks to him, looks like a threat lol
It IS a threat. Four ACTUAL gods stepping up to a makeshift God and put him in his place - sounds about right.
Scaramouche: fight me coward
Nadia: bet
Other archons pull up
Scaramouche: AyO wHy yOu cAlL mY mOm?!?!?
Now we need a healer god
Edit:Thank for the likes guys
Hydro archon maybe..
@@liamvarin6209 i guess we can replace venti in this team as nahida q ia very long range
Just throw prototype amber on Nahida ez
@@Neo-o c6 Zhongli:🤑
WE HAVE A HEALER GOD.
Jesus Christ that Raiden-Nahida combo is lethal, both of them dealing a constant stream of 5 digit damage, and that casual 276k damage from Raiden lmao.
Nahida damage is absurdly high, she can easily outdamage most dps units of the game
@@leleuuu1710 Sure she can bud
@@leleuuu1710 Yeah ! Mine is level 90 but half optimised but her strikes… sometimes i see randoms 50k from the TKP
@@emptyallen3334 shes an excellent driver for teams her skill has great multipliers
@@leleuuu1710 I saw a 30k per trigger on Spread Damage. Thank you Double scaling.
It's kinda scary that Mommy Raiden actually rolled up with a strong Aggravate comp just to woop Scara's prodigal butt
Divine rebellion calls for divine punishment-
Cool how the archon team actually makes for a good comp lmfao
The archons know i can't wait for the Hydro Archon to beef up this lineup
Raiden: "there is no escape"
Literal angry mom walking into your room with a belt energy
scaramouche: this cruel world, i will destroy you
nahida: everyone hold hands!😇
0:55 scaramouche: PERRRIIIIISH
*raiden two seconds later
NOW U SHALL PERRISSSSH
LMAOO
Like Mother like Son
Scaramouche: Fight me, Archon!
Nahida: Okie dokie **invite the other 3 archons**
Scaramouche: Ayo that's illegal-
whats more illegal...........johnny sins also joins(as venti)
He asked for a reenactment of the Archon War didn't he?
Nahida : Scaramouche, you don't take dook dook so I invited my other friends to fix that for you.
Okie dookie**
Scara : “why did you bring my mom into this ?!!!”
Scaramouche: Bow before me, worm!
Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER.
I lost it when Nahida casually went
*”EVERYONE HOLD HA-“*
Kusanali: Ei, your son is wrecking my nation
Ei: (whips out slippers from her chest) Where is he?
Zhongli: I shall follow along to ensure that the Balladeer won’t be injured too badly
Venti: *ehet*
Zhongli:"I will have order"
Wanderer:"There's no Mcdonald at here!!"
Zhongli: ...
Zhongli: ☄️
Raiden applying buff : "Here take this sandals, you guys need it"
We also tried it randomly yesterday. But because our Zhongli was c0, and it was our first time fighting it we all "perished" miserably.... Sadge...
Never let zhongli z0 to coop. Useless af.
@@Shinetori i dont understand, why?
my zongli is c0 and it can tank like god
@@Shinetori I have zhongli c2, I'm pretty much just shield support lmfao
@@jonathansibrian695 cuz he doesn't do anything unless you have a dps build. It's useless for the team (in coop obviously).
@@jonathansibrian695 In single-player, yes. Hell mine's not built properly yet and he still facetanks a lot of damage. However, he's terrible in a co-op team unless he's built to deal damage because his use comes from the ability to provide shields for everyone else, which can only be done with his c2. Basically his c2 means that his burst provides team shields on hit.
Ei before fight : " There's No Escape "
Scara : ( chuckles ) , i'm in danger.
He be like Nahida you called my mum!?!?!
Ei: here to teach her son a lesson.
Zhongli :been told there was free osmanthus wine
Nahida : she just want to help
Venti probably the one who lie to zhongli and probably here to watch the fight.
Nahida is the one who complained to aunty Yae, who complained to Ei
Scaramouche: “Bow down to me worm!”
Raiden: *So you have chosen death.*
I remember this in the lore when *Lesser Lord Kusanali* participated in the fall of Khaenriah catching bodies left and right.
If Greater Lord Rukhhahahahhahahahhshshs
was deleted from Irminsul, why tf would the sumeru people still call Nahida "Lesser Lord Kusanali??". Wouldn't some start to question that if their Archon is a "Lesser Lord", shouldn't there be a "Greater Lord".?????
@@emptyallen3334 maybe they just think that’s her name?
Now that's actually interesting.
*Lesser lord Kusanali* was said to sacrifice her power in a great disaster by her people.
Now, in what way did she use her power I wonder?
To yeet Khanriah
Or just to protect Sumeru all together?
@@lowliethxd1471 I think the Rewritten History would be that her and Greater Lord Rukdgahalmaolmaoratio story unified.
When she used all her power to rid of the Forbidden Knowledge, she took the form of a small child but still retained her memories. She kept being the Dendro Archon after that and had to exhaust her power during cataclysm resulting in her losing all of her memories.
I think the rewritten history would mean that Nahida isn't canonically 500 years old anymore given Irminsul's influence, but only we know that she's technically 500 years of age since she was created from the branch of Irminsul.
I adore Hoyoverse for implementing the concept of "The Ship of Theseus" in game.
@@emptyallen3334 Oh I see. That could make sense.
And the "Nahida is not canonically 500 yrs old anymore" in the rewritten history might explain the sudden slight change of Nahida.
Idk if it was just me, but after the happenings of Irminsul, i felt that Nahida became... more mature that she had already is when we first met her. Also that she had this "experience" of being an Archon all of a sudden. As if that "experience" was awakened in her when history got rewritten.
What I'm saying is that when we first met Nahida she's like this smart but sweet oomfball that needed protection
But after the Irminsul incident, she had suddenly, slightly, became more of an archon (especially when she was negotiating with Dottorre), who could stand on her own.
Maybe it's just her growing a spine. But I did feel there was a slight change in her after what happened in Irminsul
1:33 -Scaramouche: I am the All-Knowing God!
You shouldn've known better than to fight four archons at the same time.
Zhong Li isn't even serious. He use Black Tassel to show mercy
No, he used Black Tassel to not make Scaramouche "suffer the Wrath of the Rock".
Wait until he pulls out his boss's Staff of Homa
Oh god...
Actually that's his bis for thick shield
"PERISH!!!"
"Now you shall perish!"
It somehow feels like they're still connected even in non-story
Scaramouche was supposed to be the Raiden Shogun in a way so I'm not surprised they do/say similar things
Ei: There is no escape
Scara: 😰
he be like Nahida that's unfair ya called my mum!?!?!
@@mredizon00 "Since you called out my abandonment issues it's only natural if I return the favour back to you"
The way zhongli was so close to nahida looked like a dad holding his daughter’s hand while crossing the street, this is so wholesome
The real Archons supremacy!
Yeah but where is benneth
@@clacktloc5816 the true pyro archon
I like that at the end it feels like:
Venti walks away to get a few drinks.
Nahida and Ei jumping to celebrate their victory.
Zhongli first looks on at the others, then joins by doing a small jump himself.
Scaramouche: Oh? you are approaching me?
4 archons: walks in menacingly
As the archons walk into the room slowly, you can imagine hearing the archon sighing🤦🏻♀️😂
The Archons: *You want an Archon War? You got one*
Scaramouche: *regrets his decision*
Scaramouche: Perish!
Ei: Now you shall perish!
Raiden taking utmost responsibility to knock some sense into her son by giving him the most damage compared to other Archons:
Mama Ei slaps hard 🤣
1:00 "Now you shall crumble"
Scaramouche after that: "So, I decided to stop being a god."
0:55
Scara:PERRRIIISH
Shogun:Now u shall perish
He wanted a archon war... He gets an archon war
scaramouche: bring on another archon war i will crush everyone (the archon’s) and i took that literally
the calm powerful walk in the start and the little jumps in the end
scaramouche: GIVE ME THE ARCHON WAR
scaramouche 2 secs later: wait why do i hear boss musi-
"Wait, that boss music wasn't for me?" -Scaramouche, probably.
Raiden slaps Scara so much he went Anemo 😂😂😂
he be like wth ya called my mum!?!?!?!
cant wait to see how it got storylined in for him to be anemo
I love how everyone knows their role and went right to it.
0:56 Scaramoche Perish!!
1:00 Ei Now you shall PERISH!!!!
Omg this mom and son are talking to each other in combat
Scaramouche: "Let us reenact a scene from the Archon War"
Venti: Aight bet *summons void*
Zhongli: Osmanthus Wi- *throws a Guizhong ball*
Raiden: *pulls out Booba Sword*
Nahida: *creates a whole domain to beat the dook dook out of Scaramouche*
"Reality is pain..." true true true.
3:10 The music freaking DISTORTS from the level of Epic Fail Scaramouche just beheld.
Is that a thing that could happen?
They all just gang up on him 💀
Nobody gonna talk about how Venti is named "Johnny SIns" 💀
1:50
Scaramouche:crumble
Zhongli:this is order
The 3 original archons: Heard you were talking mad shit
Scara: W-wait -
Nahida: "THERE HE IS GUYS! HE'S THE ONE WHO CLAIMED TO BE THE BETTER ME!!"
He be like hey Nahida ya called my mum!?!?! that's unfair!!!!!
Venti's name as Johnny Sins caught my attention when the video starts 😂😂
The uncles and auntie helping Raiden to whoop her son's ass
0:23 Ei: “Fuck this, ima run- … nvm continue with the walk”
The fact that his con design is the same as the archons one makes him one 💀
Ikr, it looks like Raiden's mixed with that one doll Fatui constellation
all archons are gods, but not all gods are archons
@@rip20lives artificial one is the best why to describe him
Yep. Only Traveler, Scara and the archons have themselves in humanoid form as their cons
@@canley so he is celestial God?? Zamn yes
“Burned to oblivion!”
“Torn to oblivion!”
Like mother like son
That “there is no escape” perfectly fits this scenario
He asked for a scene from the archon-war…
Well… you gave him one…
Is no one gonna talk about how strong GimmeFish's Ei is
Zhongli: Let him get, let him get up.
Scaramouche: Ugh!
Venti: Fight back nigga! Fight back nigga.
Scaramouche: Stop!
Nahida: Wombo Combo!
Scaramouche: Puff!
Ei: You’re a failure and will always be a failure. _Continues to blast electro slippers into Scaramouche’s ass_
Man Zhongli ever caught Scara talking about the Archon war like it was Friday night football he'd get up from his wheelchair and kick his shit in
Zhongli would get absolutely decimated by this scaramouche. Without his gnosis he doesn't scale at all
@@empiredynasty8667 Zhongli could throw mountain sized spears even before he became an archon, He doesn't need a gnosis to one shot Scara.
@@AhmedAhmed-ii4pe
So what? Who cares if Zhongli could throw mountain sized spears? Scaramouche could easily do better. Mindlessly saying "Zhongli could throw a mountain!" isn't an argument. Explain how that is above scaramouche. Explain how throwing a mountain scales him above god scaramouche. Because I'm about to explain to you how God scaramouche absolutely curbstomps Zhongli.
Zhongli's best feat without a gnosis is guyun stone forest. Great. Cool. A bunch of mountains.
Let's look at Venti. He started off as a small wind spirit without a hint of divine ingenuity. After gaining a gnosis, he managed to clear all the blizzards in mondstat, cut off and toss the tallest mountain in teyvat, and cut off and toss mountains big enough that they could create an entire archipelago, far enough that they can't even be reached by normally scrolling on the map, not to mention needing a dragon ride to get there. Pretty much every feat individually is much greater than what Zhongli did which makes sense as he didn't have a gnosis for that
Now why do I mention Venti? Because he was weak as shit before getting a gnosis, then after getting a gnosis, was capable of doing feats FAR beyond what Zhongli has done. Now look at scaramouche, who was incredibly powerful and practically a demigod before getting a gnosis AND a mech made by dottere himself that allows him to wield every element with the exception of geo.
God scaramouche should logically scale above everything Venti has done, which scales above anything Zhongli has done.
Zhongli stands no chance. "Throwing mountains" isn't enough to beat God scaramouche.
@@empiredynasty8667 Venti's feats are in no way "greater than what Zhongli did", If Zhongli could SPAM mountain-sized spears then Venti yeeting some mountains isn't somehow "greater" than it. Its at most equal to that feat and that feat alone. What makes you think that feat is the max of what Zhongli can do? If he can throw mountain-sized spears like they're nothing then what makes you think he can't do anything above that? And what makes you think the machine Scara is in can utilize a gnosis as well as Venti can? You're just doing a ton of assuming to try and prove your point. Zhongli can yeet one spear over 2x times the size of Scara's mech at him and absolutely crush him, Not to mention all the other abilities he has.
@@AhmedAhmed-ii4pe
"Venti's feats are in no way "greater than what Zhongli did", If Zhongli could SPAM mountain-sized spears then Venti yeeting some mountains isn't somehow "greater"
Literally all the mountains venti yeeted are bigger than any of the mountains in guyun, even if you take into account deterioration for both. There are more mountains in the golden apple archipelago alone than in guyun, with each individually being much bigger than any mountain thrown in guyun. Even if you want to say that there were more mountains in guyun before the deteriorated, I could say the exact same for Venti. Do you have any proof that Zhongli could spam mountain-sized spears while Venti can't do the same with mountains much bigger than any spear Zhongli threw? No? Then sit down lmfao.
"What makes you think that feat is the max of what Zhongli can do?"
What a dumbass point. What we have seen is worse than what Venti did. If you want to say that that wasn't Zhongli's max then I can say that that wasn't Venti's maximum either. Based off feats alone Venti's feats were better. I'm not theorizing some "maximum" that zhongli has never shown.
" If he can throw mountain-sized spears like they're nothing then what makes you think he can't do anything above that?"
If venti can do better than what Zhongli did like it's nothing then what makes you think Zhongli even remotely compares to him? Let me give you an example: If someone casually destroyed a building do you think he could beat goku, who can casually destroy planets? The answer is no. We don't say "well destroying a building isn't his maximum!". You sound like a fucking idiot.
"? And what makes you think the machine Scara is in can utilize a gnosis as well as Venti can?"
Because he was literally fucking built for it. If anything, he would be more capable at using the gnosis than Venti who started off as a small wind spirit, and wasn't even supposed to become the anemo archon(Andrius was but chose not to).
"You're just doing a ton of assuming to try and prove your point. "
Everything I said was factual lmfao. All you said was "maybe Zhongli can do more!" despite not providing any proof that he could. Guess what, the Guyun stone forest was made over the course of the archon war, not in one sitting. You know what that means? You have no evidence that Zhongli could spam spears. You have no evidence that the creation of guyun was even a casual feat for him. Your claim that that wasn't his maximum has zero basing. What he showed is below what Venti showed. Anyone can look at that and see that. Based of feats and nothing more than feats, Venti with a gnosis>>>Zhongli without one. Stay mad.
"Zhongli can yeet one spear over 2x times the size of Scara's mech at him and absolutely crush him"
Who cares if the spear is bigger than the mech? That's like me saying Scara could crush Zhongli with a hand 10x the size of him and instantly win.
Scaramouche scales above gnosis venti who scales above zhongli. You failed to debunk that and have hence lost the argument. Stay delusional kid.
Scara's damn lucky Ei didn't show up with chancla in hand.
funfact if you die as raiden in this bossfight scaramouche has a special voice line that goes along the lines of “your shadow has faded beelzebul”
THAT is DARK! He really doesn't give a shit about his own mother, even being a vessel for the Raiden Shogun.
@@kevinkaslana9060 he also says “godhood is mine now, beelzebul” 😭😭
OK, yeah - that confirms it. This puppet has a god complex and he's definitely getting killed.
3:17 the moment the domain expansion built up shit’s getting serious
Daddy Zhongli protecting his family with that C2
Ei: “Mommy’s here love”, Zhongli: “and Daddy too” 😂😂😂 ( Punishment ensues)
Zhongli's grandpa thou xD
scaramouche:"PERISH!!!" raiden shogun: "NOW YOU SHALL PERISH!!!"
Raiden: There is not escape!
*Doors close suddenly*
Scara: “My endless cycle begins!” *dies before he can attack*
It just makes me laugh those 4 Neo Akasha Terminals, all shooting to Scaramouche in order to break his shield. I imagine one of them saying to the others:"Come on brothers, let's show this fake god b*tch what Greenish Floating Bean Brothers can do!"
Johnny sins about to end scara's whole career
Ei walked in with a chancla
Archons : " Yeah, just like an old times "
Jesus fucking christ the 4 of them walking up to Scara is like they’re parents ready to whoop their naughty kid ass 😂😂 I felt the fucking horror
Why mentioning Jesus and in such ugly words? x..x really...
@@SamuraiSx19
That's the state of you Christians nowadays.
The spirit of your faith died a long time ago. Everyone walked over you, you abandoned your laws when someone who never even met Jesus (Paul) told you to do so.
Fast-forward a thousand and seven hundred years later, you kept fighting amongst yourselves & couldn't maintain the remaining of your principles.
Your failure in the west rose the nightmare of all theists, it gave rise to liberalism, atheism, feminism, LGBT & God knows what else.
Face the consequences of your failure now
Scaramouche: REALITY IS PAIN!
John Lee: Crumble
This is Ei telling her son that being a giant boss monster is not worth it.
Scaramech: "I am the all-knowing god!"
The 4 looking at his man-made robot probably based off the study of the gigantic Ruin machines which were originally from Khaenri'ah: lol, lmao even
The four archons walking up the steps slowly and like badasses knowing that they gonna cause some shit 💅