I,Ben Jones,Want 2,000 subscribers with No videos You do realize that it’s supposed to be a joke. And just because he wouldn’t want to date a transgender woman doesn’t mean that he is transphobic
@@NOAHSMOMMY But at 84 that's old enough, that's someone who's lived life to the fullest. the bad thing is passing while young, full of unexploited potential.
That is the truth, and even when he stops them singing a song, he knows they can sing, but it's the wrong song for them. That's why he asks them if they have a second song, and it's amazing how there voice sounds different, and he can pick that out, he has a great job for picking out talent, and telling them what they need to work on and so forth.
hes never mean hes savage time to time but we do the same thing so we cant argue about that bc we al ldo it and when hes saying stuff thats mean its bc its the truth the truth about they sound bad! but he is savage but i am to and hes savage and atleast he is charming at least some times! lol XD
Oh my gosh lmao. I love the Lion King, but they just ruined that song. The second guy killed me with the penis song or whatever you wanna call it, he met a girl, she had much more he bargained for alright a penis. Lmao, i thought the judges and the auidence was gonna die. He said and hers was better than mine, i was dying lmfao.
The 84 year old.. shows what a class people from that generation are. They have wisdom, uncanny wit and calmness :-) The best I have seen on this show. He made me smile and feel good.
You elaborated it for me. I can't hear British accent very well, so I didn't hear the word gay when they were speaking. Now the joke became 10X funnier. Thank you.
@@alexg3455 if you're a Briton then you ought to know there are accents you cant hear, eg Australian, Nigerian, South American, Chinese etc. Or do you think you have the perfect ear?
@@davemwangi05 Again... I honestly don't know if you're joking or not. I'll give you a hint; they weren't British. They have literally one of the most recognisable accents in the world
Do you wanna sing anymore ? Wendy said No. He shows her the bone , she says oh yes , yes, yes, that was so freaking cute i loved it. To funny i liked all of that act.
I know right singing i believe the soild wall, that was horrible I'm sorry. Simon was right. Did you see everyone's face wow, and on nstional Television. One thing he is brave i can say that, people has to know that you can't sing, if you can't, and they tell you that you can, then they are ot your friend. They are lying to you. Real friends wouldn't do that to you.
He was just trying to sing...Some people don't have good voices😭Simon is so mean...He was trying to sing good and Simon had I come in and tell him they were horribal!😭😞
1st: oh that's a solid wall Falls to knees* that didn't hurt owwwww 2nd: watch me go watch me nae nae 3rd: the man and the talking dog 4th: the human ventriloquist 5th: the Jesus twins 6th: ray and his beautiful song The six reasons I died today lol
Hieu Vo yep! Actually he is not dog at all, he is a man disguised like a dog. New Conspiracy theory: there are men out there pretending to be talking dogs. LMAO
The 84 year old man should be a comedian😂
DinoUnicorn15 no he ain’t he’s transphobic in transgender
DinoUnicorn15 yeh
I,Ben Jones,Want 2,000 subscribers with No videos You do realize that it’s supposed to be a joke. And just because he wouldn’t want to date a transgender woman doesn’t mean that he is transphobic
He passed away
DinoUnicorn15 I died laughing
The 84 year old was adorable 😂
Definitely! He passed away last year unfortunately
Yes he was and he died just before judge cuts💔
:(
@@NOAHSMOMMY But at 84 that's old enough, that's someone who's lived life to the fullest. the bad thing is passing while young, full of unexploited potential.
yes they were❤️❤️ r.i.p.🥺🕊💘
I was cracking up when that guy fell back into the wall and said oh thats a solid wall😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
reiss salfarlie right! wtf happened 😂
He said "Oh, I thought that was a solid wall."
In fact I died
Thats onka judge😂😂😂
xxxeth xxx..."DON'T JUDGE THE JUDGE, CAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE JUDGE...IT'S ME, MR. ANKAR JUDGE!" 😂
Simon being mean actually helps all of these people because he tells them the truth😂💓
That is the truth, and even when he stops them singing a song, he knows they can sing, but it's the wrong song for them. That's why he asks them if they have a second song, and it's amazing how there voice sounds different, and he can pick that out, he has a great job for picking out talent, and telling them what they need to work on and so forth.
Surely they go to e judged but many just want praise .
The twins 😂😂
@xxgirliesangelsxx ?
"do you wanna hear the chorus" I LITERALLY DIED
😂😂😂😂
No, you didn't litterally die
What you meant was figuratively because if you literally died, then you'de be DEAD.
he attained samadhi and came back
How many times has Simon said “worst group we’ve ever had”
358987642157
quite a few times **of coures**
Albert Einstein is that you?
Genevieve Ritz I thought same thing x
Genevieve Ritz ithoight it was too
Genevieve Ritz that’s almost what I said
man this comment made laugh so hard
Genevieve Ritz right it really did look like him
It doesn't hurt
-cries in pain-
Doesn't hurt...
Ruby And Friends then continues to try and singing...lol
Ruby And Friends I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time 😂😂 the cry after saying it didn’t hurt was the best 😩
The dog,
And the 84 year old man,
I died!!!!
Dog one is fake. You can see the man's mouth move when the dog "speaks"
@@ringtoss8975 yeah it's fake ,the only thing that's special is the dogs mouth ,because when the man talks the dog moves his mouth.
RingTossPlays the dog is real... he is a ventriloquist... the dog has a contraption around it’s mouth...
Now he's dead too :(
@@ringtoss8975 Duh! That's the whole point of a ventriloquist. No normal person actually believes the dog is talking.
THAT NAE NAE GUY THO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha south africa coming thru
Hahahahaha jeeeeezzzz it's hilarious
Then the judge😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was crying 😂 I thought he was going to throw his back out lol.
I was like he needs to win this as a comedian he was so funny
I like the man age 84 years
He is intelligent
رزان موسا oh why are my weighting backwards
Ok now I'm not 😝🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
muy
It was funny I almost laughed
The first time he said It i hid my face bcoz he 84 but my mouth wouldn't stay close 😂😂😅😅
I think he passed away
*"I've been in karaoke finals without looking at the screen."*
👏👏👏
🤣🤣🤣
You got a up from me. that was funny
Wait. But how would you know that you're in the final round, without looking at the leaderboard- which is on the SCREEN!???🤣🤣🤣😭😂
I️ just found out he died a year later around this time. Oof i wanted to stan this adorable old man:,(
Tracey V. Omg ☹️ I hope she didn't have a penis XD
Oh... no...
May he rest in peace.
May he rest in peace😢😢
NOOOOOOOOOO thats so sad!!!
R.I.P. Ray, such a great heart and soul! He'll always be remembered!
Simon being mean is actual kindness lol
hes never mean hes savage time to time but we do the same thing so we cant argue about that bc we al ldo it and when hes saying stuff thats mean its bc its the truth the truth about they sound bad! but he is savage but i am to and hes savage and atleast he is charming at least some times! lol XD
he just says it how it is
Dianne Boynton this deserves endless likes
Your likes are at 666
His facial expressions are too funny too😄😄😄😅
god that old guy owns my heart, hes too funny
**God**
Capitalise the "G"
@@lavibaloyi5931 same thing
"That's a solid wall!" XD I died 😂
*"I thought that's a solid wall"
I laughed on the talking dog part.
Owner: Wendy, do you think I am stupid?
Wendy: yes.
STRAIGHT UP SAVAGE!!!!!
why are u the only one that has spoken on that
The old man is so cute!
Melissa Cilliers I know!
Ikr
He’s rude I’m transgender that’s fucking transphobic
Melissa Cilliers R.I.P. Rey Jessel ❤️
Kittenfight_ 326 I know it’s sad😭
"i've been in karaoke finals without looking at the screen" I DIED
The "watch me nay nay" Thing was hilarious 😭😭😭
“I’ve been in karaoke finals, without looking at the screen.” 🤣🤣🤣
And for my second song
I’m dying at 4:05
“Want to hear the corus?”
“No I can’t hear anymore. Oka-”
R.I.P Ray Jessel 💜 u will always be with us
What?!
Nani??!
What!!! NOOOOO 😖🥺😢😭😭😭😭😭😭
Tilda Eileen NO! HE DIED! NOOOO I LOVE HIM ! MAY HE REST IN PEACE
That's impossible 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Whenever Alesha and amanda laugh they always look at eachother
I love Howie for being so co operative !! 🤣💖
THAT GUT THAT HIT THE WALL OMFG I AM LITERALLY CRYING LIKE REAL CRYING
LMAAOOOOOOO
I just liked your comment only because you look beautifull you are gorgeous
@@benny8865
Dude it's not even her like wtf
@@val.4248 you are probably right dude but doesnt matter the one in the pic is hot if its not her than its not meant for her
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I almost died
Holy shit the last act had me nearly pisssing myself XD fucking loved it lmfao Howie was such a good sport playing along
Sliferslacker21 It was hilarious!!!
You could tell us, but you don't have to cuss😠😒
Angela Barkley and u can deal with it 😒
Yeah you fuking can 😡
Angela Barkley I don't HAVE to, but I can. Gotta love freedom of speech am I right?
Simon eats his pen when he wants to laugh
And when he does laugh he squeezes his nose
‘*try not to laugh*’ *chokes instead*
Oh my gosh lmao. I love the Lion King, but they just ruined that song. The second guy killed me with the penis song or whatever you wanna call it, he met a girl, she had much more he bargained for alright a penis. Lmao, i thought the judges and the auidence was gonna die. He said and hers was better than mine, i was dying lmfao.
Sssssame * dies
Hahaha!!! Does that count? Cause I just laughed at your comment😄
XD
The 84 year old.. shows what a class people from that generation are. They have wisdom, uncanny wit and calmness :-)
The best I have seen on this show. He made me smile and feel good.
When he goes OOOOOOOOOoO after he said "it does not hurt" and slams his knees on the floor I literally died. 💀 *R.I.P*
Poor Ankar.
“what an I doing wrong here?” I laughed too hard 💀
Desireé Driver so cute
11:15 his hands moves are like „wash me nae nae“
Sylviia 39 lol xD
maybe he was actually singing that hahahah
Sylviia 39 😂😂😂 im almost there at 11:06 i hope i dont laugh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Whip and Nae Nae
Dont break your hips😂😂😂
11:00 ...all I was thinking about is washing the window........now watch me go,now watch me wash wash
That elderly man looks like Albert enstein
shayla Jakubiak he does but you gotta love him.
His shape is a bit bigger tho👤
I died at the nae nae! WTH 😂😂😂😂
The hyper judge assisted with that death...lol
When Louis looks up and smiles he always looks high 😂😂
I love the talking dog. So cute.
🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕
Can't believe that precious old man played a G note and nobody warned me😂😂
Now my emo ass is full of emotions I didn't ask for
I love the old man when I first saw him I died he's 84 n so cute lol
I thought i was the only one who thought it was cute 😂
Yup. Rip. He passed away already
"I sit in the front and he sits in the back. Then I tell the gay flight attendant to meet me in the back in 5 minutes."
Roflmao, I was dying.
You elaborated it for me. I can't hear British accent very well, so I didn't hear the word gay when they were speaking. Now the joke became 10X funnier. Thank you.
@@davemwangi05
...you cannot be serious... please tell me you're joking
@@alexg3455 if you're a Briton then you ought to know there are accents you cant hear, eg Australian, Nigerian, South American, Chinese etc. Or do you think you have the perfect ear?
@@davemwangi05
Again... I honestly don't know if you're joking or not. I'll give you a hint; they weren't British. They have literally one of the most recognisable accents in the world
1st one
Mom: bring your sister
Me: Fine
*facepalm*
Girl on the right: Don’t worry I got this, WHIMB OH WA
Girl on left: I don’t know why I’m here
# funny 😂
It sounded like the girl on the right was singing over the girl on the left
@Lucy Green ryt
You know how to sing?
No
What? (Show’s bone)
YES YES YES!!!
Do you wanna sing anymore ? Wendy said No. He shows her the bone , she says oh yes , yes, yes, that was so freaking cute i loved it. To funny i liked all of that act.
🤣🤣🤣
Who's show?
"Hers is bigger than mine"😂😂
The brothers look like twin jesus
They are twins..They said they were
Ini
ChewbaccaS
@@balloratheballerina2059 twin JESUS
@@ashylaars5157
Yes he/she didn't understand
Grandpa is a genius comedic lyricist😄😄😄
fluffy dog & frenchie was kinda funny
Fucking amazingly well trained!
@@EnjoyCocaColaLight No it was shown to be a fake. The mouth was an animatronic device.
@@colinp2238 SHUDDUP!
"Hers is bigger than mine " 😂😂😂😂
The black guy n the yellow shirt lol my God...
Dianne Boynton bad singer the guy that is black with the yellow shirt that isn't on the stage. He looks homeless and a hobo
Justin Kassis Pointing out someone's race isn't racist unless you're offending or stereotyping/being rude in any way.
Now watch me nay nay
I know right singing i believe the soild wall, that was horrible I'm sorry. Simon was right. Did you see everyone's face wow, and on nstional Television. One thing he is brave i can say that, people has to know that you can't sing, if you can't, and they tell you that you can, then they are ot your friend. They are lying to you. Real friends wouldn't do that to you.
@@lonesomehumxnx5587 lmao
7:17 I won’t be able to stop laughing for another decade. The best thing I’ve seen a day..
Beside hers is bigger then mineeee
😕
Ita a good mix of those that aren't supposed to be comedic and those that are. I loved that 84 year old man XD
Rest in Peace Ray!
He died?
Apparently
@@FacelessEasyMoney yep.... May the legand rest in peace.
“I’ve been in karaoke finals like 95% of the time.”
🤣🤣🤣
I Know his hurt toooo 😁😁😁
No, it was: I’ve been in karaoke finals without looking the screen/ I have 95% of the audience by my side
I wish that 84 year old was my grandpa I love him ❤️😂❤️
Ella Cownover he died a year after his audition
John Petrova He lived a very happy life, I’ll bet and gave his loved ones many happy moments and memories. Lovely man.
That 84 year old man is a national treasure XD
The act around 4:30, How did the ventriloquist get the dog to open its mouth at the appropriate times? Was the dog wearing a prosthesis?
Sharmila yeah dude, I have the exact same question. Idk what happened! But I don't think the dog was actually speaking.
The dog was talking!!!!!
hahaha, funny.
Chloesome 😂
I heard from someone that they put string in the mouth and have some device control that movement. Or some sort of thing like that.
Its hilarious how fast Simon's facial expression changed at 4:40 😂😂😂
You put a comedy act in a try not to laugh
Well played
Unfair 🤣🤣🤣 but fine. I admit lost anyway
Nae nae dude almost made me laugh 😂
10:48 OMG NOOOOO
pleaazssseee STOP
How can I not laugh
OMFG
Edit: Thanks for all the likes means a lot😄😘
iiYxng Wolfyii I peed on myself
Nooooooooooooo
iiYxng Wolfyii it sounds like he said "wash me" and did the dance too lol
I was confused why the girl was making orgasmic sounds to his bad performance lol
Joy Anderson lol no way!!!
10:57🤣🤣🤣🤣this dude is on crack😭😭😭🤣
😂😂😂😂😂🇿🇦🇿🇦
🤣🤣💀💀
LMFAO the 84 year old guy i need him to be my grandpa
Great,video, the last guy was so funny and so crazy loved him and Simon your my hero 😘🤣🙄😎😍😋
The 84 year old that song was funny
P.L.M 2 I need it on iTunes or Spotify
10:50 ME: when my weed man comes over. Lol
3:08
This is what I call real talent~making the cast AND crew laughing
(If you look closely you can see the cameramen smile too:)
“In the jungle the migh- AAAAAAAAAAAA the lion sleeps tonight”
Watch me uhh watch me watch me uhhhh uhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10:56 has to be south african ..hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🇿🇦
6:55 have fun
XxAngeline23xX // AP lol
XxAngeline23xX // AP wdym
Wow.....Best audition ever 😐
He was just trying to sing...Some people don't have good voices😭Simon is so mean...He was trying to sing good and Simon had I come in and tell him they were horribal!😭😞
Ring an ambulance
1st: oh that's a solid wall
Falls to knees* that didn't hurt owwwww
2nd: watch me go watch me nae nae
3rd: the man and the talking dog
4th: the human ventriloquist
5th: the Jesus twins
6th: ray and his beautiful song
The six reasons I died today lol
That black guy tho i couldn't stop laughing😂😂 i showed my mom the black guy she almost died from laughter😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Flexxiie yeah the white guy was funny too
I personally think the guy with the hair was the best
The first act though. OMG those girls were absolutely hilarious!!
Omg the puppy one with the man got me laughing so hard
Same 😂
It's animal abuse. The dog is terrified
7:16 when he ran into the wall I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMAO
The 84 year old guy I died 😂
Apparently so did he.
The dog made me crack up so hard! 😂
I lost at 0:03
Jack Smith same
I lost at 0:00
Jack Smith aye me too
Jack Smith same
Yasmina Habib saaameeee
"That doesn't hurt huuuuuuuu" 😂😂😂
The guy in the yellow bahaha the dog act with the old man was pretty good
“Watch me WhIp, watch me NaE nAe!” I live by his dance moves 😭😂🤣
If you look closely to the owner of the dog you can see him moving his lips.
Hieu Vo really???? So,the dog wasn't talking???
antonela bakavic The dog must have a mask on that was disguised as the face of the dog
Hieu Vo yep! Actually he is not dog at all, he is a man disguised like a dog. New Conspiracy theory: there are men out there pretending to be talking dogs. LMAO
Hieu Vo btw hace you ever heard of the word sarcasm???
Hieu Vo of course no dig can even do that !!!!
The Albert Einstein guy had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I hope they said yes
Love love and always loved Phillip
When he slapped himself on the back against the wall 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I’m dead
10:11 is literally me dancing in my room
The very first video 😂😂 great way to start a video like this 😩
That speaking dog is perfect if connect with Nerd
Simon:👀
👄
Everyone:👁👅👁
The 84yo man was good but houi was amazing he was the best I've ever seen I'm not even kidding 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha that Howie's audition 😂😂gave me good laughs 🤪🤪
whip and nae bae guy: breathes
judge: yassssssss
0:35 LMAO SIMON'S FACE!!! 😂😆😂
7:05 had my dog going freaking nuts!!!!! Laughing so good!
2:43 👁👄👁 LOL THE 84 YEAR OLD MAN SAID THAT I THOUGHT HE WAS AN AUTHOR