Watch: This flight attendant has 'em rolling in the aisles!
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- Опубликовано: 16 апр 2014
- Instead of hearing your flight attendant simply go through safety measures before takeoff -- fasten your seatbelts, turn off your mobile devices -- now, some are really trying to get your attention... by telling jokes! Watch as this Southwest flight attendant's safety speech turns to comedy sketch. For more information please visit www.hlntv.com/video/2014/04/17...
I flew with her once, she had everybody in a good mood.
Wow
Lie , just kidding I was in the plane I was laughing like crazy , hahahaha , 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 , 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I flew with her once too. She gave me a coupon for the mile high club . . . Good on Any Other Airline !!!!!
I think I've flown with her before too, because I remember the tiny weenie yellow bikini statement. The entire flight was all jokes!
I'm not surprised it is Southwest Airlines. I have flown them for years & they're great! They actually have one of the strongest customer satisfaction histories in the industry.
yes they are awesome, they usually give out bjs
"SW Air"
The safest too!
Isleofskye
I've had SWA flight attendants give me hugs, back rubs and lots of free drinks.
In fact, on a rather empty flight years ago a gay flight attendant started giving me free drinks and attempted to "chat me up" several times. I had a total of 6 bourbons and was starting to get a buzz when I told him, "the female flight attendant was much better looking than he", off he huffed and my free flow of alcohol ended. I suspect I could have joined the Mile High Club that night, but as a new recruit for the opposite team. And I refuse to pitch or catch for those guys.
Quite right CM....I'm confused about the whole Gay business.
I know I am not GaY BUT i am getting a little worried about my boyfriend..
+Isleofskye oh he's full blown gay
A lot of people suffer from anxiety and flying is very difficult for them. People like her make things easier for them 😎
Very true! I’m one of them and yes this would definitively help me to lessen my anxiety 😅
Flying is great. Being trapped in a tube with potentially dangerous people induces anxiety. 😅
If we could have somebody like her at every job out there, this world would be so much better.
it is not the task of people to make organized activities more pleasant, serve as counterweight, it is the organization's responsibility and they don't give a damn;
we first need more leg space back and free drinks LOL
all men would line up to have their fun with her
Some people just excel at their job.
your opinion
She made people actually listen to the usually boring safety announcements and on top made them laugh.
In consequence, we now have a video of a South West FA going viral, free positive marketing and people will go "They're really fun at SW!", which in the end can only have positive effects for everyone involved.
Explain how she didn't excel.
Yeah she's great. I'll be sure to choose Southwest if I can, since American Airlines was one of the worst, and I've flown on a lot of airlines.
John The Fisher has already said that. Be original.
Actually like Marty , in fact....
I've always had fun flight attendants on Southwest. The crews seem to have fun together & do their jobs well.
I had this flight attendant on a flight with SW. We all were just howling! She obviously loves her job and knows how to put people at ease. SW should consider themselves lucky to have her.
Now, that was clean humor. It goes to show you don't have to be foul mouth to be comical. She informed you and entertained you. Way to go.
You don't have to but it can help :] God judges by the intent of the heart, not the words. :]
Yea, like she's going to go '' muthufuckin '' to flight passengers.
Exactly!! We hate cussing in my family!
Literally no one asked
Trust God With Everything He does judges word, the devil speaks destruction into our mind. If you CALL OUT the name of the lord, which means word, you shall be saved. Curse words are assaulting words, and satan assaults God, so yes, God judges the mouth, because the mouth can lead people to heaven, or hell.
We had this flight attendant before and she put my family at ease being their first flight. absolutely loved her.
We need more flight attendants like her
Give that flight attendant a huge raise and an entertainment contract!
+Jeffrey Williams Well it´s Southwest they are the only airline (that i know of) that uses a lot of humor when speaking to the passengers. A+ customer service from that airline company.
CUZ that's how it works
+Ryan rosenberg.....Up in Canada West Jet has some entertaining flight attendants....Air Canada flight attendants ( most of the women are septuagenarian) are all business and make all their announcements in English and Quebec speak
I wish we had more flight attendants that had that type of a sense of humor. And to put everybody in a really good mood.
I had a flight with this lady! It was a riot! No airline has more personality that SW! You rock SW CREW! : )
B. Walker I flew with her once also. She had us in stitches.
Me too,she was hilarious!
Cool. Flying from what city to city?
She have nice legs??
SW has the funniest flight attendants
Give that woman a raise... a huge one,
she did with this small video of 7.1 million views more service to your airline in terms of advertisement than you get by paying an annual expense on advertisement.
11 million now
12 now
This attendant deserved every one of the gifts that Ellen gave her. Amazing how one person, going just a little further than they had to changed the lives of the 100 or so passengers on that flight, and the millions of youtubers who watch this video. I wish there were more people like her in this world.
A transcription may have changed my life, but I'll never know because I hardly understood a word she said.
There's a video with subs some where.
Tks. Will look 4 it.
I'm guessing that the passengers actually paid attention to the safety info on this flight.
*****
LOL. Changed the lives! you make me giggle.
she's clearly done this several times before and tweaked it and added to it. Well done.
she's clearly good ffs!!!
The material was stolen and memorized .. makes me so mad
This was good. It’s nice to see people laugh.
Always is. 💘
She had that versed perfectly! Not even a stumble. Wow!
Danielle Michielle can't tell if you're being sarcastic or dumb? None of her words made sense she wasn't even speaking English it was like gobble de dook
R.P I wasn't being sarcastic, that was my opinion because I know I couldn't have done it. Ffs whether you say something nice or something rude there's always a troll behind the screen. Gfy
Timing is crucial.
Precisely, now THAT'S talent!
Your beautiful
"If you're travelling with small children...
We're sorry."
LOL
+Karstens Creations I heard one that was "If you traveling with a small child place your mask on then assist your child, if you are traveling with more than one child, choose your favorite now."
What an amazing woman. I think even a nervous flier would be relaxed after that!
There should be more flight attendants like her
How could 421 people dislike this?
Must be Jet Blue employees.
hahaha jet blue
Vertical filming.
Haha. True
Good question.
Ahahahahaahhaa
I love when the flight crew has some personality.
We should all strive to be like this lady at our jobs.
I fly Delta they are funny and get the job done
The problem with this advice is some managers are miserable and can't handle when people act this way at work. But I believe we should all be able to loosen up like this lady while at work.
@@skyrise4996 Yes you are what you said right.
Having people laugh and relax what a gift. Humor makes everyone feel better even if you're having a bad day. ❤
SHE is a GEM, but for those who hardly understand English, her safety measures will be lost by her jokes and public response. After all, she spoke in "overdrive", 7-8 words a second.
+Chas Ptrs. I always thought the safety lecture was for the most part pointless.
How often is the information useful? in most emergency situations planes are well built with reduntant systems, pilots are well trained for emergencies if it is physically possible for the plane to land, the plane will still land, and everyone just has to file out quickly and orderly. after landing/crashing
If they can't physically control the plane as its coming down.. Odds are everyone dies.
Really what people should be told is, follow instructions in an emergency, and don't panic.
GhostInTheShell29;; Don't panic. is the reason why they give these instructions. When you're looking at the last "minutes" of being alive, you can't help but panic. I'd most prob. make a parashute of the blankets and bail out before it hits. I don't want to be a dead hero, sooner be a coward with a broken leg or something.
+Chas Ptrs. I'd have a parachute as carry-on luggage. Should have stolen one from Airborne School...
+Tony Jones :: Wrong thoughts, it may not open after you jumped, always buy, don't steal, instant "karma" in the air is deadly. I'll be taking a flight Europe - D/Under later this year, I am still working on an inflatable mattress, to wrap around me, filled with helium , hoping it'll land somewhere. That should cure my phobic mind. Do you need one too ? Let your "missus" try it out first, in case of punctures, and don't blame me, I got no 3rd party Insurance on the darn things.
Chas Ptrs. You're right...in fact, it'd be just my karma the thing wouldn't open, never mind that I went to Airborne School in *1984*. Do packed parachutes have a"shelf life? If I'd had more confidence, I'd have gone to Rigger School; Parachute Riggers---the most self-confident dudes on Earth (seriously).
My wife has far better sense than to test ANY device I'd present to her "to save us from dying in a plane crash" because unfortunately, I've told her too many (unfortunately) true stories about my "adventures." The "Evel Knievel wannabe" stories were quite enough.
Maybe I'll just slamming shots of tequila in an airport bar before boarding. With a big-enough snootfull, I can just pass out...
In the meantime, start offering insurance...
The world needs more people like this! You never know someone could have been petrified to fly and she just made them smile and feel better that is an amazing person right there
Funniest thing a flight attendant I ever heard was..."we're in luck everybody, the pilot found the airport!"
If you're laughin, you're listenin.
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Fantastic attendant.
Indeed :-)
Wish more airline flight attendants would do this lol
I've seen videos of people who rap for the safety portion lol
fligth attendants are there for ur safty not ur entertainment. you have that adam sandler movie for that. oh wait
+Roman Randhahn she still told them all the safety rules, just this way people actually listened
Lol
Grateful aya
I bet everyone on board behaved themselves and were cooperative. Love her sense of humor!
Once was on a flight where the pilot explained that the speed we were traveling at was at a higher velocity than a bullet leaving a gun, that the thrust of the engines was equivalent of several passenger trains combined, and our cruising altitude was about 25 times higher than the Empire State Building. So in conclusion, we were faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Seriously, I'm not making this up.
Good...
I read an article many years ago how SW Airlines employees are allowed to cut up and have a good time. That's the way it should be with all the companies who are too uptight.
Not anymore.
+yammer haw they are there for people's safety...they are not stand up comedians....
+Jorgeyy Boyy (Jorgey Boy) actually its been proven that if they make the jokes people pay attention more than if they just drone out the info.
+helema23 True for me.
She certainly gained the attention and trust of her clients. Good job!
Ive flown south west a few times and their always cool the flight attendants definitely worth their weight in gold
U r so right. Crew always on point
LMAO.
She's an Angel,. God Bless Her. A wonderful woman. !
She's in the new Southwest commercials now!
I saw it! How cool is that! You must be watching football today too?
***** Yup!! lol
Yes and it is funny
Now that's a flight I'd want to be on!
Me too
you left out attendent
If she ever gets tired of being a flight attendant, there’s another career waiting for her in the entertainment industry!
Brilliant!!
Very well done, the world needs more people like her.
She has to be the coolest flight attendant to work with, I'd fly over Iraq if she were on board. Love it.
Tf u saying
+Shreegol of Shire Tf u saying
+TheOrangeMamba TF you saying
+zannatul ferdous jui TF you saying
+Rowan M tf you saying.
Jesus. Take ALL of Amy Schumers money and give it to this woman.
I have no idea what's so great about Amy Schumer. She sounds overrated and unoriginal, like that Lena Dunham "lady".
I think the flight attendant makes more lol
+Tripp Morea
She makes more people laugh, that's for sure.
+Orlando
I see my reputation precedes me.
yes because everyone can spot a fool a mile away
more like take ALL of your money and give it to that woman!!!
Very good Employee! Brings happiness to everyone on board.
I LOVE HER!!! She needs to go into stand-up! She's Great!!!
I was on a Southwest flight in which the flight attendant "sang" throughout everything she had to say. I LOVED IT!!!
i vote her flight attendant of the year☝👌👍😎😂
A Rizk every like is a vote
What about the dancing guy at virgin America
@@boeinga370 hahahahaha😂😂😂
GET HER A RAISE NOW!!
I dont disagree, but then the feminists would start bitching about "equal pay for equal work" and demand a raise too.
she's getting a raise in about 10 minutes at 30,000 feet raise
She already gave me a raise 👍😂
this is awesome..she deserves a raise for flight attendant and inflight entertainment
I saw her on Ellen first then saw this. It's funny. She speaks a little too fast for me to understand all of it. But she is a great person.
which flight attendant doesnt talk too fast thats why i never do pay attention lol
Yeah they kinda do talk fast, but they usually have a time limit on these. So if they want to make jokes or other comments they have to talk fast.
Nor just me then, wow she talks fast, she was on Ellen when was this ?
I rather hear this lady than a boring flight attendant, if I'm gonna die At least I had my last laugh
+Ninialiindaaa08 Reminds me of one question, which should not be ever asked onboard: "How about last round of drinks before we all crash?"...:))
me too
I was on that flight....South West Airlines doses it WELL!
+Ninialiindaaa08 Yepp, What an awesome lady.
+Ninialiindaaa08
She went on the Ellen DeGeneres show
I flew with SWA several months ago. It was one of the most pleasant flights that I’ve ever experienced. The flight attendant was very funny and pleasant. It was a flight from San Jose to Seattle so it wasn’t very long but it seemed shorter. The flight back was pleasant as well. Now when I decide to book a flight somewhere, I check first to see if SWA services the airport of my destination.
I love people w/ a sence of humor !
Americans say they can't understand Brits, Irish and Australians but I'm afraid I have no idea what she was saying apart from just "do and we say and you won't get hurt" 😱😂😂😂😂😂
Yep, the video needed subtitles.
Yes, she talks too fast - Common among women in all languages.
I'm an American and I can easily understand Brits, Irish, and Australians.....I've been to all those places and found communication easy.
I'm American and I can barely understand this lady.
i had no problem understanding her, she has a southern accent and talks fast so that could be it.
I've had this girl before as a flight attendant, she's awesome
So have I
+deboisblanc I've had her 3 times
+os opz I've also had her 3 times... and I've never been on a flight in my life ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Let me guess...... THEN YOU WOKE UP!!!!!!!
+Belfastchild Yes. with her next to me ಥ⌣ಥ
Sounds like the flight crew on Southwest, on our Disney trip. They were so amazing that we called corporate to commend them.
That person who answered the phone doesn't care.
"Tampering with the webcams in the lavatories", lmao
If you're traveling with small children, we're sorry. That one had me laughing out loud.
Two words!!......loved it!! - its a break away from the tradition, however hilarious and will certainly listen to more of this on any flight! - thanks for the entertainment - thank you Southwest - now she need a promotion!.....NOW!
When anything that is crucial to know is made fun - people will listen more and take on board what is being said. 😉
Chase Phillips bull . Shit
Chase Phillips very true
Chase Phillips Anyone with english as their first language yes, I had a hard time understanding what she was saying because of the speed she was talking at and the constant laughing
English is my primary language and I needed to replay a few parts to understand em'... that said, it is funny and it will help you remember.
Chase Phillips that’s because we are stupids but that definitely would make me feel a lot less stressed in a plane.
It’s a tradition to come back and watch this before your traveling in a few days 🤣
We need someone like her on every Airline!
Well I know her, her name is Marty Cobb, and it was Southwest Airlines flight to Salt Lake City. here are some quotes:
your very own teeny-weeny yellow Southwest bikini,” as the jokester put it. She also said, as that same colleague walked down the aisle to do final checks, “The flight attendants are coming by, hoping you’ll tell them how good looking they are.”
“If you are travelling with someone who needs assistance, put your own mask on first then assist the other passenger - unless it is my ex-boyfriend then don’t bother.”
Fasten your seat belts, put your tray table in an upright position, and don't forget to tip your waitress.
"Position your seat belt tight and low across your hips, like my grandmother wears her support bra,"
"If there's anything at all we can do to make your flight more enjoyable, please tell us ... just as soon as we land in Salt Lake City. And if there's anything you can do to make our flight more enjoyable, we'll tell you immediately. We're not shy in Southwest."
That was nice for a change
She has a lot of personality
There is nothing more pleasant that a little sense of humor
Southwest had the funniest pilots and flight attendants, they always do things like this
and she didnt seem to trip up on one word - very fast mind
It's nice that these people exist and add colour to their jobs and our experiences!!! Good on her!
She is pretty, funny and entertaining. Well done! CHECK THIS...ELLEN HAD THIS ADORABLE FLIGHT ATTENDANT ON HER SHOW, SINGLE, RAISING 3 KIDS AND THEIR COLLEGE AGE...and she gave her over $10,000 to help their education, plus other great gifts...This girl deserves it because she is bringing joy to those sitting there ....some sad...some happy...some scared of flying..SHE IS MAGNIFICENT
keri caye who is she?
they're* college age :thumbup:
👍👍two thumbs-up lady. Best ad for an airline ever.
Omg, she was hilarious! You gotta love this kind of sense of humor. I wonder how many guys ask her out per flight?
now I would fly with this crew ..they make you laugh and have fun before the plane even gets off the ground
+feck off so they make you laugh then get you off. Awesome!
Seeking Liberty off the ground not what you are thinking
Although it was funny, i think she should have slowed down a bit?
They usually don't have much time to say it since planes usually arrive and depart late. They try to make up that time somewhere.
You can slow down the speed to 0.5 of normal speed with the settings icon. (third from the right in the video)
Then it sounds like she's drunk though.
Drunk, even better!
The plane has to be at a certain height when she makes that announcement. She was running out of Altitude....
Man! What a talent!!
Rick Farmer i
I love flying Southwest, not just the free bags and no-fee flight changes, but there is a good feel about the whole process you just don't get on other airlines.
A funny story about a SW flight I once had, I was connecting through Midway in Chicago and they held the plane a few minutes for one connecting passenger that was on his way to the gate from his connection.
The wait was just 4-5 minutes, but as the plane load of passengers waited, one of the flight attendants stood up at the front of the plane explaining the slight delay, the FA proposed a funny bit for the whole plane to be a part of. He told us that once the late passenger entered the plane and started his way down the aisle, the FA would stand behind him, and silently count down from 3 to the rest of the plane to yell out it unison "It's about time!"
It was hilarious, the late passenger looked all frazzled upon entering the aircraft, but what a smile he had when the whole plane roared out together -- that was many years ago now, but to this day I remember what a funny bit that was!
Lo
...and if ur traveling with children - I'm sorry...
Smart, funny and attractive. She's a winner!
"...although that plastic bag may not inflate, you ARE receiving lots and lots of gin...".
HILARIOUS!😂🤣😂
"stop screaming, lwt fo of your neighbour" 😂 why is that so accurate? 😂
This is such a hoot! She's great! I always fly Southwest!
i wish more people were like her...... great sense of humor
i had her as my flight attendant when i went to florida a year ago
YOU LUCKY DOG!!
SW is awesome....the captains are too. There are a lot of people (like me) who are DEATHLY afraid of turbulence- there was a flight with the worst turbulence I have ever seen (and sadly I have to fly a lot) and the captain comes over the comm and says, ‘severe turbulence is ahead...put away the eyeliner! I say again- put it away! You’ll look like a raccoon!’
I was never afraid of turbulence again.
We had another Southwest flight attendant two months ago who was equally hilarious! A couple of his quotes: "Please do not remove your oxygen mask until told to do so by a uniformed flight attendant (because you just can't trust the naked ones!)."
"As you exit the jetway, you will find a gate agent there ready to assist you in finding the gate number of your connecting Southwest flight. And if your connecting flight is NOT on Southwest, we don't really care--you're on your own
It's like Jungle Cruise...on an airplane.
That's so tru😂😂
I'd be curious how they'd fly by the backside of water...
Moments with Molly OH MY GOD YOUR RIGHT!!!
Minus the revolver.
she is one awesome, awesome lady.....I wish we had more like her ;)
What a wonderful idea to add humour this is amazing! To me it’s amazing how many peoples lives she just touched in her job! That’s what it’s all about. I’m a little afraid of flying and if I was on that flight I promise you she would have eased my mind s not. She deserves an award or raise hehee I wish her all the best 😃
And its just 75 cents to activate the emergency masks oxygen for the first minute....!! 😂😂❤
Funny, good sense of humour, a nice way to release stress from all the B.S of flying.
Anyone else watching this throwback after watching that trending video of the flight attendant guy doing those looney tunes impressions? Lol
yes haha
lol yes
yep
Yep
Yep
She either ad libbed or memorized that entire monologue! Impressive. 😊
AMAZING WOMAN !
I LOVE THE WAY SHE TALKED!
GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR! :-)
I so wanna go on a flight just to hear it live!!
going to a flight spending bucks to hear it live lmoa...u must be the man with no purpose in life lol ,jobless freak
Henry Kashyap i have a job and plenty of money! I can afford to do things like that..do please dont be mad at me because your wic card didnt work last weekend nit my fault! Lol
Henry Kashyap Salty deadbeat
omg I wish all flight attendants were like her shes a riot
Some people just have a calling to their job, lol.
mean while at united airlines.
But they weren't laughing...
Miles Watson try again
Miles Watson 🤘👎🏻
Miles Watson 👐🏻👏👐👏
FK THEM!!!!! blaming ME for being late... while i've BEEN in line.
"we're going to crash into a mt fiji"
me: OH NICE WE GET CASH TO DRINK FIJI WATER??2?1?
HEY!!! I flew with her outta Nashville before!!!! She is HILARIOUS!!!
Everytime I hear shit like this on a plane I think about the airline safety scene from Tommy Boy.
Fuck I miss Chris Farley
Tommy boy 2? Pfft... I dont think the world knows how many epic Chris Farley movies we missed out on because he OD'd..
OLIVIA W well said man
Yeaasssss! RIP Chris Also reminds me of Mike Meyers character from the movie: View from the Top
BuRgLaR187 I
BuRgLaR187 what happened to Chris Farley?
She is awesome - give her a raise !
Now this is someone who makes their work fun! Good job. Great video!
I actually had her as one of my flight attents and she was hilarious!!! I don't think I could ever forget her.
Excellent way to get people to listen to very important information!
first flying comedian ever 😆😆😆😆
Could you imagine Robin Williams back then as The Pilot...