DIO Wakes You Just Before Breakfast | Jojo ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @Jrulya
    @Jrulya 4 года назад +1427

    Me: Mom, can we have DIO?
    Mom: No, we already have DIO at home
    DIO at home: GET UP YOU LAZY COW, WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?

    • @ertvonzukonigvonrahm835
      @ertvonzukonigvonrahm835 4 года назад +115

      You forgot:
      Dio at home: "GET UP YOU USLESS COW, WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?WWWWWRRRYYYY!!"

    • @RiQuY
      @RiQuY 4 года назад +25

      I prefer Obama.

    • @axellea1592
      @axellea1592 4 года назад +53

      @@RiQuY that's a weird way to spell smokey.

    • @polymerclayfigure
      @polymerclayfigure 4 года назад +5

      Axel /Lea seeing racism in a jojo asmr comment section is disappointing but not surprising

    • @axellea1592
      @axellea1592 4 года назад +16

      @@polymerclayfigure racism?
      It's a joke, and did you forget that smokey has become president, that's why I'm telling this,and Obama is the first black president in USA...
      you are looking too much into a careless joke.
      Now that I think about it,Obama was the first afro american president and battle tendency has been written before him becoming one,so did Araki just foretold that? Another foretelling? That's it,Araki has epitaph.

  • @jazminzapata4609
    @jazminzapata4609 4 года назад +517

    MOM! A VAMPIRE IS GIVING ME A CLASS OF PHILOSOPHY!!!! MOM I'M SCARED!

    • @kujojotaro9467
      @kujojotaro9467 4 года назад +6

      MOM PICK ME UP WE WILL GET KILLED IF WE BE HERE FOR A SECOND

    • @kujojotaro9467
      @kujojotaro9467 4 года назад

      Its a joke for ones that believe these comments

    • @cheems016
      @cheems016 4 года назад +1

      Don't be scared...

    • @lernaze871
      @lernaze871 4 года назад +1

      @@cheems016 i'm not scared :D

    • @kujojotaro9467
      @kujojotaro9467 3 года назад

      @MoonfoxfighterPH oh sorry to hear that mr moonfox good luck with your mother

  • @annprime2998
    @annprime2998 4 года назад +1437

    Dio: If you could have anything...anything to eat, what would it be?
    Me: you
    Dio: .....So be it.
    Me: 👁️👄👁️✨

  • @CharaaaDreemurrr
    @CharaaaDreemurrr 4 года назад +893

    How to turn gay instantly

    • @christ2810
      @christ2810 4 года назад +3

      @Calimarie bot here you are caught a leather man

    • @MasterYugi5836
      @MasterYugi5836 4 года назад +6

      Interesting

    • @cadaver5549
      @cadaver5549 4 года назад +2

      @Calimarie bot correct

    • @darthbacon3331
      @darthbacon3331 4 года назад +8

      i was gay before watching jojo, but watching jojo made me gayer

    • @m.b3839
      @m.b3839 4 года назад +6

      As a lesbian, i can confirm that it also works the opposite way too
      I am now straight

  • @goroakechiz
    @goroakechiz 4 года назад +458

    Dio, an evil, sociopathic vampire: * in a soothing and calm voice * “What would you like to eat~?”
    My mom:
    *GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND EAT BREAKFAST, IT’S 11 IN THE MORNING*

    • @judythompson479
      @judythompson479 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @NovaHendrixx
      @NovaHendrixx 4 года назад +14

      Lol you sleep till 11 only? Thats some rookie numbers

    • @goroakechiz
      @goroakechiz 4 года назад +4

      B3NJI UwU honestly true, I used to sleep until way later lmfao

    • @judythompson479
      @judythompson479 4 года назад +3

      @@NovaHendrixx I sleep for any hour (more than 12 or so)

    • @MajimaOnCrack
      @MajimaOnCrack 4 года назад +2

      What did I do to you you mortal waste?

  • @justanotherfangirl3817
    @justanotherfangirl3817 4 года назад +864

    I want DIO to be my therapist.

    • @jotarokujo3750
      @jotarokujo3750 4 года назад +51

      He’s a pretty good one especially when he allows you to beat the shit out of him for killing your grandfather

    • @ImARandomUploader7820
      @ImARandomUploader7820 4 года назад +34

      Yeah see I Dio, am a great therapist that I let you beat me to death but thanks to my vampire healing I’ll be alright

    • @charleskaye7777
      @charleskaye7777 4 года назад +9

      Yes

    • @user-oy5hm5pi7u
      @user-oy5hm5pi7u 4 года назад +16

      @@ImARandomUploader7820 if i rant road roller me

    • @steventhong2631
      @steventhong2631 4 года назад +5

      *Dio*

  • @Alice-ew4dy
    @Alice-ew4dy 4 года назад +844

    So this is how Vanilla Ice, Enyaba and Petshop must feel like every morning

    • @-x_moon_x-
      @-x_moon_x- 4 года назад +41

      I'm jealous oof

    • @joinme5560
      @joinme5560 4 года назад +8

      But Petshop is a bird...

    • @-x_moon_x-
      @-x_moon_x- 4 года назад +27

      @@joinme5560 and ?

    • @Alice-ew4dy
      @Alice-ew4dy 4 года назад +53

      @@joinme5560 Even animals get the Dio treatment except for dogs and cats

    • @moonmannd7501
      @moonmannd7501 4 года назад +24

      " _I do so deeply enjoy our frequent conversations together._ "
      * Absentmindedly grooming feathers *

  • @brunobucciarati6028
    @brunobucciarati6028 4 года назад +1609

    Giorno, why is your father attempting to arouse my ears?

  • @TheKoriKasai
    @TheKoriKasai 4 года назад +251

    This was unsettling in two ways. At first cause it sounded like him playing with his food. The half way through, it switched from evil to gay. By the end, sounded like he wanted to do a different kind of playing

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 4 года назад +8

      @@katelystt Even if you did, he wouldn't have died

    • @katelystt
      @katelystt 4 года назад +9

      @@TheKoriKasai First of all my bullets are silver. Second of all Jotaro also didn't use Hamon he used his stand and exploded DIO's body (though it was still alive) My gun can do the same.

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 4 года назад +4

      @@katelystt maybe it has the ability but are you fast enough to get around Dios time stop?

    • @katelystt
      @katelystt 4 года назад +7

      @@TheKoriKasai Ever heard of the gun that can kill the past? no? PREPARE FOR EMPEROR REQUIEM!

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 4 года назад +4

      @@katelystt that actually sounds impressive

  • @possumpaws894
    @possumpaws894 4 года назад +282

    Dio: exists
    Me: *YOU. ME. MARRIED. NOW.*

    • @lernaze871
      @lernaze871 4 года назад +4

      I-

    • @cheems016
      @cheems016 4 года назад +5

      You what? I'd do it and I don't even know him Jotaro that's just how nice I am unlike, you...

    • @lernaze871
      @lernaze871 4 года назад +4

      @@cheems016 if my parents didn't figure out i watch anime then it would make sense so i guess i have to do this...
      Jotaro:Bitch shut up i just was surprised a bit >:(

    • @Bumblebee2361
      @Bumblebee2361 4 года назад

      Simp

    • @Coal_XVII
      @Coal_XVII 4 года назад +1

      Probably gonna use you to make a baby vampire with weird punching ghost power

  • @angryghiacchio4932
    @angryghiacchio4932 4 года назад +809

    Dio has slipped his way into my husbando list

  • @angryghiacchio4932
    @angryghiacchio4932 4 года назад +356

    He atacc
    He atacc
    But most importantly,
    He stab jotaro bacc

  • @rosesircus3394
    @rosesircus3394 4 года назад +166

    Dio: what do you want for breakfast
    Me, an intellectual: s o u l s

  • @jonhard1049
    @jonhard1049 4 года назад +122

    -DIO Wakes You Just Before Breakfast | Jojo ASMR- You wake up but you're Pucci somewhere in Egypt around the time 1988 | Jojo ASMR

  • @cringe_works
    @cringe_works 4 года назад +158

    Why the hell did I just learn history from Dio 👁👄👁

  • @WERD_-bl4iy
    @WERD_-bl4iy 4 года назад +169

    Ah yes, more beautiful voice acting

  • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
    @barrysteakfriessimp_real 4 года назад +646

    why is he wearing a collar
    *_WHY IS HE WEARING A COLLAR_*

    • @youtubewatcher27
      @youtubewatcher27 4 года назад +65

      his headband is also
      well
      however you can describe that mess
      but that is a very good question

    • @goroakechiz
      @goroakechiz 4 года назад +66

      K i n k y

    • @ilulu5082
      @ilulu5082 4 года назад +80

      i mean,,,, it's *_dio_* we're talkin here.

    • @dabitodoroki1806
      @dabitodoroki1806 4 года назад +50

      ham so you can put him on a leash obviously

    • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
      @barrysteakfriessimp_real 4 года назад +35

      @@dabitodoroki1806 i-

  • @thebadlydrawngoat9685
    @thebadlydrawngoat9685 4 года назад +152

    Praise DIO

    • @dabitodoroki1806
      @dabitodoroki1806 4 года назад +5

      Enrico Pucci you know I’d ask why your watching this but I believe it’s just obvious why

    • @Andrew-vl6cu
      @Andrew-vl6cu 4 года назад +4

      Pucci I like dio to and that's a problem what do I do

    • @thebadlydrawngoat9685
      @thebadlydrawngoat9685 4 года назад +5

      @@Andrew-vl6cu No it ain't

    • @jotarokujo3750
      @jotarokujo3750 4 года назад +4

      No I physically refuse

    • @dabitodoroki1806
      @dabitodoroki1806 4 года назад +2

      Jotaro Kujo
      Why are you here

  • @Neobelmont1
    @Neobelmont1 4 года назад +333

    This is not just asmr, but also philosophy, imagine learning from DIO. It would be interesting. Also Stan, that voice. You got such range, to me, this more quiet, seductive, introspective(?),and curious voice is a real knockout.

    • @aurangzebbaig4712
      @aurangzebbaig4712 4 года назад +10

      That would be amazing, DIO audiobooks please.

    • @hrhawesome4282
      @hrhawesome4282 Год назад

      I want the knowledge he shares with pucci

  • @Haispawner
    @Haispawner 4 года назад +252

    Sounds a bit like DIO from the Abridged series.

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +28

      Never listened to it before. Hope that's a good thing!

    • @smiler407
      @smiler407 4 года назад +7

      I got this reference

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea 4 года назад +4

      @@Stanpai very good. Jjbatas was a good series, it's actually the first thing I watched of Jojo.

  • @cloud-9936
    @cloud-9936 4 года назад +73

    Dio: *asks me where I grew up and how it is*
    Me: In Phoenix, AZ. It's nice, warm, bit breezy, *sunny.....*

  • @bagofporkchips8882
    @bagofporkchips8882 4 года назад +628

    My pillar is awakening

  • @cryyl7143
    @cryyl7143 4 года назад +25

    DIO in the cannon: WRYYYYYYYYYY ROADA ROLLER DA
    DIO here: Are, you hungry (in a calm British accent)

  • @vinegardoppio4486
    @vinegardoppio4486 4 года назад +106

    Ok now this is getting interesting in more ways than one

  • @angryghiacchio4932
    @angryghiacchio4932 4 года назад +118

    I enjoy dio speaking sweet wispers into my ears! Its very calming and tranquil hes not so bad if your on his good side, this is the cannon i wish to see exist

    • @TheUnderNerd
      @TheUnderNerd 3 года назад +5

      Imagine being a Joestar and not getting to have such calm and relaxing moments with DIO but instead getting PTSD and losing friends.
      I love the Stardust Crusaders but I don't have the heart to watch my beans get merc'd.
      I'd rather be chillin with the sociopathic vampire who says he'll FEED YOU BREAKFAST

  • @katelystt
    @katelystt 4 года назад +82

    What do you want for breakfast?
    *yes Lord DIO I'll have a cheeseburger with onions, pickles and extra garlic*

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 4 года назад +2

      E X R T R A C H E E S E

    • @TheUnderNerd
      @TheUnderNerd 3 года назад +2

      @@PinkPOPplayz PLEASEE AHAHAHSHHS

    • @literaljojotrash
      @literaljojotrash 3 года назад +4

      Mr Hol Horse dio broke the borger machine

    • @whoisheiforgothisname2103
      @whoisheiforgothisname2103 3 года назад +3

      @@literaljojotrash God dammit I don't get paid enough for this

    • @literaljojotrash
      @literaljojotrash 3 года назад +2

      @@whoisheiforgothisname2103 i understand mr. hol horse , but you will get a free meal out of the deal

  • @kazumakiryu2204
    @kazumakiryu2204 4 года назад +79

    Ah yes, just what I needed to wake up, DIO telling me he'll make me breakfast.
    Edit: I am now twice as awake knowing that Lord DIO will feed me if I ask.

  • @twinkletwonk1125
    @twinkletwonk1125 4 года назад +54

    DANG IT STANPAI THIS ISNT HELPING MY DIO ADDICTION
    I ain’t complaining though.

  • @GeekedAnelDestroyahh
    @GeekedAnelDestroyahh 4 года назад +33

    Dio's followers: Dio Sama please stop touching my butt it hurts
    Dio: *this is how life works here*

  • @snappl3appl3
    @snappl3appl3 4 года назад +87

    Wholesome Dio.
    W h o l e s o m e D i o?
    YES.

  • @stellarstar1510
    @stellarstar1510 4 года назад +35

    Seeing this I kinda cried a little, cause watching part 1 of the story then this , just made these those two days of utter hell in quarantine, become heaven instead. I can never express enough how much you make people like me so happy.

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +14

      That is the most rewarding feedback. Subscribers are nice. Views are nice. But meaningful comments like this are precious to me. I am so very happy it was meaningful to you.

  • @itsnotpossible288
    @itsnotpossible288 4 года назад +38

    I looked up JoJo asmr and was not disappointed.

  • @AmayaMatrixa
    @AmayaMatrixa 4 года назад +343

    Me: *sees video, clicks*
    Me at the end: Ah yes, a perfect husbando. Nothing wrong with Dio, he a pretty chill dude.
    "... Let's go ahead and see about getting you that thing you like to eat. Oh... And just in case the thought may have crossed your mind.. If you'd like me to feed it to you, you need only ask"
    Me, slamming hands down on a table: That! Husband material!
    (Seriously dude, keep these up! Love these and if I had Patreon, I'd donate!)

    • @somewierdoonline2402
      @somewierdoonline2402 4 года назад +9

      Video games need to keep note because new games are lacking husband material

    • @AmayaMatrixa
      @AmayaMatrixa 4 года назад +18

      @@somewierdoonline2402 we need a Jojo's Dating Simulator lol and yeah, I agree with you.

    • @soggy_cocacola5673
      @soggy_cocacola5673 4 года назад +3

      @@AmayaMatrixa Yess

    • @Andrew-vl6cu
      @Andrew-vl6cu 4 года назад +2

      Yes pls I want dio to be real I'm just a weeb oki

    • @le_mothman
      @le_mothman 4 года назад +3

      I'm glad to see you enjoy my company

  • @standpire
    @standpire 4 года назад +29

    WHY DO I ACTUALLY FEEL BETTER ABOUT RECENT PROBLEMS

  • @jonakin5016
    @jonakin5016 4 года назад +24

    I was trying to fall asleep with this, but then DIO decided to become my therapist. Can’t complain.

  • @Strawberry-ue1rc
    @Strawberry-ue1rc 4 года назад +55

    Dio:
    Deep beautiful voice
    Me:
    Why does this make me feel weirdly uncomfortable yet feel like you’re the best husbando material ever.
    Dio, mixed feelings here. Mixed feelings.
    Dio:
    Smh man I’m just trying to be nice I-
    Aka, that voice acting is 100% amazing and I’m just gonna get a whole entire universe to clap for you 😳

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +7

      That would make me very happy.

    • @Andrew-vl6cu
      @Andrew-vl6cu 4 года назад +5

      The only thing that makes me uncomfortable is kira getting drunk and just danceing

  • @UrFavSangheili
    @UrFavSangheili 4 года назад +15

    "what would you like to eat?"
    Chimkem numgit an cheemsburmger wim fweyes

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +4

      You'll have to speak clearly if you want to eat.

  • @skittle.edits_
    @skittle.edits_ 4 года назад +22

    Can’t believe I’m revealing my fears of my own human nature and my existential crisis to an immortal vampire. I don’t have any money so someone please put in a commission so we can get a part 3!

  • @darthbacon3331
    @darthbacon3331 4 года назад +9

    i love how he covers up his vampirism by just framing it as a sun alergy

  • @Ravens_Claws_
    @Ravens_Claws_ 4 года назад +123

    Dio: *more whispering*
    Me: Sir, you’re making me feel some type of way, and I don’t know if I like it... *proceeds to find fanfiction*
    -
    Dio: Tell me your secret~
    Me:... *starts venting*
    -
    Dio: Tell me... where did you grow up?
    Me: *tells him my self-insert’s story*
    -
    Dio: if you want me to feed it to you, you need only ask~
    Me: *blushes* y-yeah sure
    Dio: *chuckles*
    Me: *laughs awkwardly*

    • @Ravens_Claws_
      @Ravens_Claws_ 4 года назад +7

      Why are people liking this??? Djddjdnjxnd

    • @Andrew-vl6cu
      @Andrew-vl6cu 4 года назад +2

      Idk

    • @bihwah2058
      @bihwah2058 4 года назад +1

      Nitro Zemmi i dont know man

    • @banini-banini
      @banini-banini 4 года назад +1

      Gatta shift realities at this point 😾🖐❤️

  • @diegobrando3146
    @diegobrando3146 4 года назад +11

    DIO:"if you would like anything to eat. anything thing, What would it be?"
    Me: pizza monzrella

  • @happyrama2764
    @happyrama2764 4 года назад +37

    Once again another outstanding video! Your voice work is truly amazing!

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +15

      Oi! Okuyasu! Thank you!

  • @johnny4835
    @johnny4835 4 года назад +27

    This was the best thing i have ever heard in my life😩

  • @britttripgames
    @britttripgames 4 года назад +43

    These sessions make me feel oddly assured when I'm feeling down so thanks.

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +9

      Happy to help!

  • @JayJayEpicness
    @JayJayEpicness 4 года назад +18

    I had no idea how badly I needed these videos until now; I don't even listen to roleplay asmrs but your portrayal of DIO and his charisma feels so authentic to the source material that it had me mesmorized!!
    I'd love to see more of these from you!! Your interpretation of DIO is great! I listened to this while drawing him and I think it kinda helped me get a better idea of his demeanor!
    (Truthfully, I found this video to see if anyone had made audio of DIO with an obnoxious cockney accent for a meme thingy but this is a WAAAAAY more satisfying find)

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +5

      Thank you for taking the time to write!
      I pitch this video as ASMR because I expect people looking for memes to click on it. Fortunately, the content itself seems able to stand on its own two feet.
      Thank you also for your kind words. This second episode was actually commissioned by a user who wishes to remain anonymous. I'm very thankful that it seems to resonate with people on a deep level. I spend a lot of time as an actor and fan of different things such as Jojo allowing myself to dig into the characters. Dio in particular has become a very special character to me. Just as with all of the character roleplays on my channel, this was 100% improvised material. It's extremely satisfying to know that my innate feelings about who DIO is manage to reach so many people.
      Thank you for watching.

    • @JayJayEpicness
      @JayJayEpicness 4 года назад +2

      @@Stanpai Wow!! I can't believe this wasn't scripted! You were able to hit the highs and the lows of the conversation soooo naturally in both of these! The pacing was great! I cant believe you're able to improvise SOO in-character like this for 10 minutes!
      I watched some of your other vids- You're a very skilled voice actor!!! I'll definitely keep an eye out for your commission prices! I'm glad I found this channel!

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +4

      @@JayJayEpicness hit me up via Twitter DM (@themanlystanley) or via email (stanpaistudios@gmail.com) to talk commission!

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +3

      @@JayJayEpicness and once again thank you so much for your kind praise.

  • @catalinacasasco609
    @catalinacasasco609 4 года назад +14

    Dio: you see... I’m terribly allergic to sunlight
    Me: lmao same tho

  • @lou_revived
    @lou_revived 4 года назад +4

    The thought of DIO just... being like this to me. Makes my heart go crazy. I cannot handle this.

  • @jpc2901
    @jpc2901 4 года назад +11

    Me : pauses the video and goes and a rant and vent because dio is the best therapist.

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +5

      That makes me really happy.

  • @hyacinthe4478
    @hyacinthe4478 4 года назад +187

    Can Dio cough on me already 😔

    • @NACtheMC
      @NACtheMC 4 года назад +18

      Dio can give me the corona and I'd be completely okay with it 👀👄👀

    • @isimpforjojocharacters2131
      @isimpforjojocharacters2131 4 года назад +5

      @Ria B that's actually a great question

    • @goonisaur175
      @goonisaur175 4 года назад +1

      omg can HE

    • @demchii
      @demchii 4 года назад

      @Ria B that's the question

    • @IvansBandagess
      @IvansBandagess 2 года назад

      What the fuck 💀

  • @flufflemuffin3882
    @flufflemuffin3882 4 года назад +8

    Dio went from 4th favorite to first as soon as I heard "..Good morning."

  • @layssourcreamandonionchips5442
    @layssourcreamandonionchips5442 4 года назад +9

    Sea levels arent the only thing rising

  • @terry3056
    @terry3056 4 года назад +11

    Dio: “if you could have anything to eat what would it be?”
    Me: t r ä v į ś š ç ø t t b ō r g ė r
    Dio: “so be it”

  • @Livvvyloaf
    @Livvvyloaf 4 года назад +18

    Why did I learn more history from Dio than from my actual teacher?

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +10

      Perhaps you were more interested in the information because of who was teaching it?

    • @MajimaOnCrack
      @MajimaOnCrack 4 года назад +6

      Stanpai is right, the fact that DIO is teaching is so much better then some middle aged Human

    • @Oduah-358
      @Oduah-358 4 года назад +4

      @@MajimaOnCrack didn't you kill dio?

  • @alyssamesina6640
    @alyssamesina6640 4 года назад +14

    Your voice is just utterly astounding. I truly adore your own take on dio, it's magnificent. This is the besterest thing ever

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +4

      Thank you so very much. I am honored.

  • @musikalmurder
    @musikalmurder 4 года назад +15

    Dio: I must ask one thing of you while you are here. Please do not open the curtains, you see I'm.. terribly allergic to sunlight
    Me: Dio, sweetie I also happen to be "allergic" to sunlight so No worries

  • @judythompson479
    @judythompson479 4 года назад +11

    Dio: what is your secret?
    Me: xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao

  • @royalmage1931
    @royalmage1931 4 года назад +12

    Dio: If you wanted to have anything in the world, what would it be?
    Me: GIVE ME A STAND DAMMIT

    • @cheaprobloxuncledanesrando2256
      @cheaprobloxuncledanesrando2256 3 года назад

      Anything in The World?His organs are the only way i guess

    • @TheUnderNerd
      @TheUnderNerd 3 года назад

      ANSNNAS
      JUST GIVE ME A GODDAMN STAND I WANT TO MURDER THE JOESTAR BLOODLINE RN

  • @KentoNanamisbbg
    @KentoNanamisbbg 4 года назад +15

    Dio: what would you like to eat
    Me: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT

    • @karambit821
      @karambit821 4 года назад +1

      No dio IS a good guy

    • @KentoNanamisbbg
      @KentoNanamisbbg 4 года назад +1

      @@karambit821 r u sure bout that Kakyoin? He turned you into a donut

    • @karambit821
      @karambit821 4 года назад +1

      @@KentoNanamisbbg yeah After he learned what i did to his mom a century ago

    • @KentoNanamisbbg
      @KentoNanamisbbg 4 года назад +1

      @@karambit821 PFFF-

    • @karambit821
      @karambit821 4 года назад +1

      @@KentoNanamisbbg hmph

  • @pitayau
    @pitayau 4 года назад +11

    I cried because of how cute and wholesome this is 😳

  • @okarlipedia
    @okarlipedia 4 года назад +4

    _me: _*_casually plays the video while i'm drawing_*
    _DIO: ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ_
    _me: _*_FUCKING DIES_*

  • @terminianhistorian7185
    @terminianhistorian7185 4 года назад +29

    I didn't know I needed this. Thank you Stan! 😊

  • @Ansytea
    @Ansytea 4 года назад +4

    I didnt expect a therapy session out of this, Lord Dio

  • @eijirokirishimasupremacy9413
    @eijirokirishimasupremacy9413 4 года назад +7

    Dio: Wake up
    Me: **rolls over**
    Dio: *wake up I’m hungry mortal*

  • @pr.depper4819
    @pr.depper4819 4 года назад +16

    * asmr whispers into ear * Wryyyyyy...

  • @milkman6414
    @milkman6414 4 года назад +57

    This is clearly fake because dio would never were his shirt inside

  • @Joe-km5ou
    @Joe-km5ou 4 года назад +14

    DIO, thank you for the tingles I, DIO

  • @breadrd
    @breadrd 4 года назад +10

    Me in the entire video:
    Dio can we eat breakfast yet,

  • @oliviarodrigolover911
    @oliviarodrigolover911 4 года назад +51

    What the hell is “orange juice”? Let’s get some Joestar blood bro

  • @thomasgonzales-johnson6298
    @thomasgonzales-johnson6298 4 года назад +10

    I read this as dio wakes up breakfast and it’s the same thing either way

  • @frostfrog6393
    @frostfrog6393 4 года назад +17

    Help, I watched the first one before sleeping last night and than this one came out. I’m not sure if I should be scared or confused

  • @Definitely_Dave
    @Definitely_Dave 4 года назад +13

    this is epic. I only wish it were longer.

  • @GrislyART.
    @GrislyART. 4 года назад +12

    therapy=expensive.❌ Dio= Free💛✅

  • @Missing-Ace
    @Missing-Ace 4 года назад +29

    Was I asleep for ten months?

  • @memeyboi1320
    @memeyboi1320 4 года назад +9

    Me: Hears Dio
    Also me: Is it just me or is it getting hot?

  • @samuelmelendez7566
    @samuelmelendez7566 4 года назад +11

    This seems like something that would be on my recommended but I subbed to this

  • @emperor_rat
    @emperor_rat 4 года назад +4

    I saw this on my feed and feel called out. This doesn't make my crush on that bastard any better.

  • @coomlord5409
    @coomlord5409 4 года назад +5

    He would genuinely make a great father.

  • @seatray_real
    @seatray_real 3 года назад +2

    Now remember - this is the same man who has severe maniacal hysteria and gone mental over some dude with an funny hairy hat

  • @convoyboi9841
    @convoyboi9841 4 года назад +13

    Imma go cry in the shower.

  • @overcookedwaffle9299
    @overcookedwaffle9299 4 года назад +8

    Yooo I love your voice acting!! Btw, if you’re gonna make more parts of the Dio asmr, I have an idea for ya, what if you added like a scene where dio asks you if you wanna become a vampire so you could be immortal and stay with him forever?? Just a suggestion lol. Keep up the good work!!

  • @theclownery1337
    @theclownery1337 4 года назад +3

    i love these, please make more!! your dio voice is top tier

  • @yellowthunder1042
    @yellowthunder1042 4 года назад +8

    Oh Dio serving me breakfast is very appreciated 😁

  • @Agent-ft2qg
    @Agent-ft2qg 4 года назад +16

    What do you want for breakfast?
    Me: "Sleep, now leave me alone I want to sleep more"
    btw your really good at this✨👁️👄👁️✨

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад +5

      Haha! Thank you!

  • @giogioscominghome4331
    @giogioscominghome4331 4 года назад +1

    AAAAH I'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH YOUR DIO ASMR ONCE MORE!

  • @NafeeDoesStuff
    @NafeeDoesStuff 4 года назад +8

    I would like to hangout with DIO someday

  • @churippu3052
    @churippu3052 3 года назад +2

    Me, holding it up to my ear just to check the audio:
    “Good morning”
    Me: I am but a humble doormat

  • @aviothic-angel
    @aviothic-angel 4 года назад +8

    Me: Hey, , did you know that Egypt was basically the capital of the world back then?
    Friend: Really? Where did you learn that?
    Me:
    Me: Anyways,

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  3 года назад

      :) this was a delight to read

  • @rosesircus3394
    @rosesircus3394 4 года назад +3

    YESSSS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO ARRIVE

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад

      Your wait... Has ended.

    • @rosesircus3394
      @rosesircus3394 4 года назад

      Stanpai THANK YOUUUUUUUUU. I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT ELSE YOU COME UP WITH

  • @lancer265_
    @lancer265_ 4 года назад +4

    Thank you Dio for waking me up

  • @gogogorm
    @gogogorm 3 года назад +2

    Now that's a good DIO voice

  • @twoyux6248
    @twoyux6248 4 года назад +3

    He do be waking me up but wanting me to go to sleep

  • @oribularte9184
    @oribularte9184 4 года назад +1

    This was so perfect and beautiful. I felt so much better after listening to it.
    You're the best

  • @cringe_works
    @cringe_works 4 года назад +18

    Dio give me corona

  • @RegenWasTaken
    @RegenWasTaken 4 года назад +2

    DIO ASMR IS BACK WOOOO

  • @m.b3839
    @m.b3839 4 года назад +4

    Dio at 5:10 : what about you? Where were you born?
    Me: England mate same as you
    Dio: Tell me, what was it like growing up there?
    Me: Fam we lived about an hour away from eachother you should bloody know what it's like to grow up there

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 года назад

      He lived there a century earlier

  • @haimaconspectusalumni
    @haimaconspectusalumni 4 года назад +2

    DIO with his pals: soothing, friendly, very welcoming
    DIO with his enemies: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, JOTARO? WHATS UP!? YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO?!? SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR KNEECAPS CHUCKLENUTS

  • @charleskaye7777
    @charleskaye7777 4 года назад +4

    Dio: I want you to take full advantage of...

  • @gamingsparky43
    @gamingsparky43 9 месяцев назад +1

    “I’ve been doing some reading while you slept”
    Whyd my brain think he said reading about us 🥲

  • @Glass-Lemonade
    @Glass-Lemonade 4 года назад +4

    What a polite lad

  • @SOURBXMB
    @SOURBXMB 4 года назад +1

    This is the shit I listen to at 3 in the morning, I love it