Alhaitham and Kaveh being an old married couple

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @jovalron1472
    @jovalron1472 2 года назад +5243

    Kaveh and Alhaitham
    Main Quest: Fighting each other.
    Character Trailer: Sitting with each other.
    Alhaitham's Story Quest: Fighting, sitting, and living with each other.
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @vincenzo347
      @vincenzo347 Год назад +49

      “Al” 💀 im arabic and im disappointed

    • @vincenzo347
      @vincenzo347 Год назад +120

      for explanation you can call him “haitham” but “Al” in arabic is like “the” in english. “haitham” is the main name but “al” makes the name “haitham” a full meaning. haitham means hawk so you can call him hawk or the hawk but it also has a different meaning

    • @jovalron1472
      @jovalron1472 Год назад +70

      @@vincenzo347 not arabic here, so sorry for the disappointment. However, thanks for the info!
      Learned something new everyday 😳

    • @vincenzo347
      @vincenzo347 Год назад +25

      @@jovalron1472 youre welcome wow i feel productive today

    • @jovalron1472
      @jovalron1472 Год назад +7

      @@vincenzo347 🤣🤣

  • @maoy0nnaise
    @maoy0nnaise Год назад +4397

    the way kaveh said 'who are they?' 😭😭😭 sounds like a jealous wife who thinks her husband might cheating on her

  • @zarina8997
    @zarina8997 2 года назад +3224

    my poor boy kaveh is being disrespected in so many levels

  • @pepita2437
    @pepita2437 Год назад +2868

    "He looks so skinny next to Alhaitham" I find it funny, that a lots of characters talking about Kaveh offered him food, they're trying to feed him like he's a stray cat or something. (Read Faruzan's Tighnari's, Cyno's, Alhaitham's line about Kaveh)
    Like Tighnari invited him to a dinner, after he accidentally built a house near a withering zone, Madam Faruzan is planning to take him out to dinner, even the General Mahamatra Cyno, invitied him to dinner. Also, Collei's line about him too revealed that he often eats at Tighnari's place. XD

    • @gigistudio6673
      @gigistudio6673 Год назад +371

      wow this is really funny so kaveh is practically an abandoned animal in need of food

    • @ravikeerthi5272
      @ravikeerthi5272 Год назад +198

      @@gigistudio6673 true, and that's prolly why al allowed him to live at his place.
      But now they're practically inseparable "roommates" If you know what I mean 😏😏😏

    • @Jackson-nr2mw
      @Jackson-nr2mw Год назад +177

      Kaveh being a broke college student is very real 😂

    • @jang2386
      @jang2386 Год назад

      He looks like a wet cat

    • @screech9416
      @screech9416 Год назад +44

      @@Jackson-nr2mw Except that, he has already graduated-

  • @larvaedadindex
    @larvaedadindex 2 года назад +5440

    My old gay dads arguing again

    • @wollpigz
      @wollpigz 2 года назад +303

      Lumine and Aether be finding there real parents..

    • @BoiFluffyFurry21
      @BoiFluffyFurry21 Год назад +47

      @FunkVT for real? Is it actually true you dad's are fighting?

    • @lx_mine
      @lx_mine Год назад +15

      @@wollpigz *AHEM AHEM*

    • @muazhaque2594
      @muazhaque2594 Год назад +3

      That would be the best moment. Did you record it tho.

    • @BUNNI..THINGS
      @BUNNI..THINGS Год назад +2

      @@lx_mine😨

  • @Jovian12
    @Jovian12 Год назад +370

    This entire scene felt less like "here's my cantankerous roommate" and more "okay please don't say anything but I'm gay, this is my boyfriend, please, don't say anything,"

  • @immortes
    @immortes Год назад +1250

    Kaveh is totally the mom here 😆

    • @Furi_Atreides
      @Furi_Atreides Год назад +23

      I AM YOUR MOTHER, YOU LISTEN TO ME

    • @ammussamanngezgincizmesi1820
      @ammussamanngezgincizmesi1820 Год назад +10

      @@Furi_AtreidesSTOP ALL THE MANSPLAINING, NO ONES LISTENING…. 🤫

    • @DawnSmithson-ao3
      @DawnSmithson-ao3 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@@ammussamanngezgincizmesi1820🎵 TELL ME WHO GAVE YOU THE PERMISSION TO SPEAK 🎵

    • @lingzhou4773
      @lingzhou4773 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@DawnSmithson-ao3I AM YOUR MOTHER, YOU LISTEN TO ME

  • @sseraphine
    @sseraphine Год назад +1391

    4:15 as an ex-architecture student this hits me too close to home what the fuck man 😭

    • @s.t.a.r.d.u.s.t.8
      @s.t.a.r.d.u.s.t.8 Год назад +136

      I am an architect and it was truly offensive :(

    • @gannmegann
      @gannmegann Год назад +103

      I'm interior design and he hurt my feeling so much🥲 but where is the lie

    • @ilovekaeya
      @ilovekaeya Год назад +77

      Fr 😭 I feel like it was Haitham's way of expressing some kind of concern for Kaveh (uhh could be wrong, but I also don't wanna say that he was rude) but come on he didn't had to say it like that 🥲

    • @Digitalfootprintpolice
      @Digitalfootprintpolice Год назад +21

      I'm a graphic designer and I have incredible dry eyes because of how much I spend my time in AI.😭

    • @Vick99
      @Vick99 10 месяцев назад +6

      As a mere student, I found that brutal

  • @Rin._.r3d
    @Rin._.r3d 2 года назад +706

    "oOh nOo- tHey brOke uP" :(
    "uM aNyWaYs-"
    *proceeds to run into the akademiya pillar and then opening the map*

  • @Kamexe
    @Kamexe 2 года назад +774

    Lumi just standing there like ._.

    • @imahotdog339
      @imahotdog339 2 года назад +77

      Third wheeling as per usual

    • @anonymousina9210
      @anonymousina9210 2 года назад +65

      Lumine: time to take out the popcorn-

    • @s.t.a.r.d.u.s.t.8
      @s.t.a.r.d.u.s.t.8 Год назад +17

      She is eating popcorn so fast

    • @scarletsword7494
      @scarletsword7494 Год назад +8

      She’s like, “My dads are arguing again…” and the ending makes it more funnier like “Oh well, guess I’ll take my leave now, they aren’t gonna pull me into this.”

  • @formalkey467
    @formalkey467 Год назад +449

    I love Kevah's energy, his always yelling at any opportunity he gets 🤣

  • @yellowroo
    @yellowroo Год назад +731

    Crazy headcannon here:
    Alhaitham knows that, when Kaveh is arguing with him, he can postpone him being alone and depressed.
    He buys stuff he knows is hideous in order to get Kaveh talking and give himself praise (about his design skills). He knows that Kaveh thinks too much, overworks himself, probably feels worthless in comparison, and probably doesn't eat when he needs to.
    He intentionally creates arguments like this to raise his confidence, take his mind off other things and goad him into coming outside for drinks (making sure he's eating)

    • @Karmy11037
      @Karmy11037 Год назад +79

      I'm loving this headcanon-

    • @Luci_197
      @Luci_197 Год назад +21

      ​@@Karmy11037 same-

    • @tia.p
      @tia.p Год назад +100

      Honestly this isn’t so far off the truth over kaveh character and how he feels. Kaveh doesn’t like to have people be kind to him (since he always feels guilty after what happened to his father) so I like to believe Al is mean so kaveh never leaves 😭

    • @professional_boyfailure
      @professional_boyfailure Год назад +21

      is canon in hoyo

    • @kirarasnumberonefan
      @kirarasnumberonefan 7 месяцев назад +10

      canon i'm the feather in kavehs hair

  • @norriearon
    @norriearon 2 года назад +799

    These two are pretty much chaotic with each other
    Just like certain people i know from Leo's Server

  • @YO-th8bd
    @YO-th8bd Год назад +93

    1:22 had me rolling “ Oh, who are you? Husband? “ “ We used to be.. “ I CANTTT

    • @ShinyDay17
      @ShinyDay17 13 дней назад

      Definitely not ew guys what are you talking about!
      He is his wife

  • @rose4lyfe
    @rose4lyfe 2 года назад +340

    These 2 really are such a chaotic old couple no questions asked🤣🤣🤣

  • @RenHeng_canon
    @RenHeng_canon 2 года назад +337

    They are so married

  • @sebastianmichael5819
    @sebastianmichael5819 Год назад +321

    I need more lore on the we used to be friends

    • @cindytsou4272
      @cindytsou4272 Год назад +70

      Here Is a rough translation but whe. They were in like high-school they were really close friends, somehow when they got older they stopped being friends (Ik what u mean tho they r husbands)

    • @iam4w3enfp
      @iam4w3enfp 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@cindytsou4272 what is the reason though

    • @cateatbonana
      @cateatbonana 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@iam4w3enfp. When they were still in the akademiya, they had an argument during a joint project that caused them to break apart. I don’t remember exactly what they were fighting about, I just know that they both said some preeeetty hurtful stuff towards eachother 😭

  • @ssnekky
    @ssnekky 2 года назад +319

    I love them so much they’re so funny

  • @AP-yw9dn
    @AP-yw9dn 2 года назад +206

    Lumine really said 🧍‍♀️

  • @KeerthiSaravanan-xi7ib
    @KeerthiSaravanan-xi7ib Год назад +196

    Paimon: But aren't you his friend?
    Kaveh:... uh...I wouldn't say "friend" exactly....okay well we "used" to be. But, we're not anymore
    HELLO? JUST SAY YOU'RE MARRIED TO THE MAN!?

  • @ashlkx
    @ashlkx Год назад +95

    Paimon: “But aren’t you his friend?”
    Kaveh: “…Uh… I wouldn’t say ‘friend’, exactly… Okay, well, we used to be. But we’re not anymore.”
    1:16

  • @SakuraExpresso
    @SakuraExpresso 11 месяцев назад +35

    They seem like the married couple who'd marry, divorce later on then get married again... Then potentially, or more likely divorce, rinse and repeat type of shit.

  • @yayamiki
    @yayamiki Год назад +41

    4:24 Gosh, this is dialogue screams mad mother arguing with her husband lmao

  • @nelsama0881
    @nelsama0881 Год назад +350

    They have a little bit in common with my parents not gonna lie. Kaveh beeing my dad when he has free days and doing the homework ("Is that all I get!?") and mom doing long work sometimes and still beeing somewhat calm(very exhausted may I add) plus the Al/Kav arguing is a replica to their's.
    For new characters they are really entertaining and would be great parents to the travelers (and Paimon is the family dog)

    • @TheShadowMaven
      @TheShadowMaven Год назад +14

      Paimon being the dog had me ON THE FLOOR! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Edit was to fix some errors, because apparently "paimon" is now "pain on" bc of autocorrect

    • @irileinheitelian9413
      @irileinheitelian9413 6 месяцев назад +4

      The heck, what injustice to our travel guide and emergency food!!!!
      Please add more. 😂😂😂😂

    • @nya9134
      @nya9134 5 месяцев назад +1

      Paimon being the family dog killed me

    • @creepywaffles4783
      @creepywaffles4783 10 дней назад

      One of the really yappy chihuahuas?

  • @shizund3mncrybaby366
    @shizund3mncrybaby366 Год назад +327

    Kaveh:"You're dead if I found out that you lying to me"
    U mean he's dead if u found out he cheating on u...🤣🤣🤣

  • @catfan7220
    @catfan7220 2 года назад +501

    Remember guys. They're just "roommates" ;)

  • @crayolabethany7691
    @crayolabethany7691 2 года назад +88

    STOP WHY ARE THEY SO CHAOTIC

  • @anonymousina9210
    @anonymousina9210 2 года назад +394

    When he said we used to be friends but not anymore
    I just uhhh boyfriend-?
    Also bro really said we're paid actors-

    • @darkshadow6283
      @darkshadow6283 2 года назад +2

      Poor logic

    • @anonymousina9210
      @anonymousina9210 2 года назад +8

      @@darkshadow6283 ???

    • @anonymousina9210
      @anonymousina9210 2 года назад +46

      @@darkshadow6283 bro it was a joke that the community shipping these two as they fought like married couple and all convo they had kinda sus and can be taken outta context

    • @darkshadow6283
      @darkshadow6283 2 года назад +6

      @@anonymousina9210 So if two people fought they are married couples now? Also you can get almost anything out of context.

    • @jjonapark
      @jjonapark 2 года назад +49

      @@darkshadow6283 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @srijabhattacharjee5215
    @srijabhattacharjee5215 2 года назад +168

    Omggg these two are so much fun xd

  • @didiana24256
    @didiana24256 2 года назад +65

    3:05 - in my language we have a saying that would translate as "the shard laughs at the broken vase" but said in a sacrastic way

  • @catherinebae7375
    @catherinebae7375 Год назад +19

    Y'all chat in the meantime
    Me; JUST SAY IT, YOU ARE INTRODUCING YOUR WIFE

  • @maru967
    @maru967 2 года назад +333

    Why do the bicker like an old married couple or just people who get into random petty fights because someone took the last muffin

  • @paigefuller2970
    @paigefuller2970 9 месяцев назад +15

    3:08
    That "are you okay?" gets me everytime 😭
    Theyre so cute i can't!!!!

  • @jim_lumine3192
    @jim_lumine3192 Год назад +55

    i still haven't done alhaitham story quest. but after seeing this I'm sure they are more than just friends. & i am really exited to do alhaitham story quest now

  • @djdannejdeueuueue6481
    @djdannejdeueuueue6481 2 года назад +50

    My grandparents every 5 minutes:

  • @they4852
    @they4852 2 года назад +48

    I only see that kaveh try to make his understand because he start fall for alhaitham but alhaitham still didn't know that kaveh like him🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @frootloop09
    @frootloop09 Год назад +65

    Kaveh is so cute 🥺❤

  • @RK1M15
    @RK1M15 Год назад +9

    I just love how Alhaitham sounds so insolent sounding when it comes to him arguing with Kaveh.

  • @oceana_337
    @oceana_337 Год назад +88

    They’re so funny 😭

  • @azraau2559
    @azraau2559 2 года назад +101

    i knew alhaitam and kaveh are gay couple

  • @deniesemlopez9965
    @deniesemlopez9965 2 года назад +41

    In the middle just enjoying the show 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pinki_lizzie
    @pinki_lizzie Год назад +32

    “huh!? who are they?” what? jealous much?

    • @Yourmom-cy5yv
      @Yourmom-cy5yv Год назад +6

      Fr☠️ sounds like a house wife catching her husband bringing home some woman😭😭

  • @yahh0
    @yahh0 2 года назад +37

    ..and they were roomates

  • @adorxluvby
    @adorxluvby Год назад +64

    You know what Kaveh should do?Ignore him for a day/week and we’ll see how much Alhatiam cares lol

  • @ariskajingga3340
    @ariskajingga3340 Год назад +30

    7:19 Kaveh why are you looking down like theres smth

  • @bearbear3133
    @bearbear3133 Год назад +21

    Alhaitham: “…You all chat in the meantime”
    [ _System:_
    *Sweet Awkward Time*
    _Talk to the ‘Kaveh’ guy (0/1)_
    _Tap to navigate_ ]

  • @ohmahgawd346
    @ohmahgawd346 Год назад +6

    The way he was changing at 00:9

  • @gentlecard_tom
    @gentlecard_tom Год назад +9

    When I heard him say that they’re not friends anymore I was like, so you’re boyfriends now

  • @abumondayibntuesday
    @abumondayibntuesday 2 года назад +73

    Off topic but his laugh is fuking cute

  • @aruki2378
    @aruki2378 Год назад +14

    ive been smiling throughout the whole video

  • @EgoistaJinpachi
    @EgoistaJinpachi Год назад +9

    Alhaitam being a savage while kaveh be like savage love❤
    😅

  • @SusBED0
    @SusBED0 2 года назад +30

    All the time when someone says the name Alhaitham, I hear "I hate them" am I the only one person who hear this?

    • @ryanr0nnley430
      @ryanr0nnley430 Год назад +1

      Finally someone said it, I'm not alone anymore🎉

  • @syakkesan
    @syakkesan 2 года назад +21

    3:53 OHH GOD

  • @prettycuree
    @prettycuree Год назад +9

    Why does algorithm and kaveh give me the same energy as hibiki and kanade (from suite precure) in the first few episodes 😭😭

    • @isabelmasah
      @isabelmasah Год назад +6

      Algorithm😭

    • @pitocohealer008
      @pitocohealer008 Год назад

      Omg when they were fighting every 5 seconds and wanted to get along but never managed to understands each other on the beggining of the series 😢💔 (Ngl, that's a VERY accurate description for AlHaitham and Kaveh)

    • @prettycuree
      @prettycuree Год назад

      @@pitocohealer008 LMAO FRFR like cant they just chill before cure beat even joined the team 😭

  • @fenhua6
    @fenhua6 Год назад +7

    THEYRE FLIRTING

  • @itzdi4n
    @itzdi4n 7 месяцев назад +1

    They're like comedians old married couple. And his laugh is just adorable lol

  • @Yoimiya003
    @Yoimiya003 Год назад +15

    Me checking the comments to see if somebody explained what kaveh meant by “used to be friends” be like:👀

    • @melmel1-3-4
      @melmel1-3-4 Год назад +2

      LMFAO YOU PROLLY ALREADY KNOW THIS BY NOW GIVEN THIS IS 9 MONTHS AGO BUT they used to be friends and they had a huge fallout till haitham found kaveh at a tavern drunk and homeless and invited kaveh to live with him

  • @MehrakTheToolbox
    @MehrakTheToolbox 8 месяцев назад +3

    1:07
    Kaveh sounds like my parent whenever I invite my friends home lol.

  • @s.t.a.r.d.u.s.t.8
    @s.t.a.r.d.u.s.t.8 Год назад +14

    I promise they are EXACTLY like me and my wife

  • @Pinkamina_creepypie
    @Pinkamina_creepypie 3 месяца назад +1

    "Ohh no they broke up. Uhm.... Anyways-" runs into a wall 💀

  • @raicrush
    @raicrush Год назад +13

    They don’t give me married couple. They give me BITTER GAY EXES who can’t move out cause breaking the lease is too expensive (and one ((KAVEH)) still desperately wants to get back together but is too proud to ask.)

  • @nya9134
    @nya9134 5 месяцев назад

    The way kaveh asks alhaitham "are you okay" is enough to convince me they're madly in love

  • @chinoy9698
    @chinoy9698 Год назад +13

    The new leorio and kurapika ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ

    • @Jamei_
      @Jamei_ 7 месяцев назад

      OMG YES

  • @hatsukisanlikesgames
    @hatsukisanlikesgames Год назад +5

    This is so funny😂 But i wanna ask who's doing the voice?

  • @pancake6439
    @pancake6439 Год назад +2

    "And they were roommates"

  • @Hyperfixatedonpjsk
    @Hyperfixatedonpjsk Год назад +3

    Lumine: 🧍

  • @CaptainPrice...
    @CaptainPrice... Год назад +1

    Alhaitham roasts kaveh= Franklin roasts Lamar

  • @TakashiDemonServant
    @TakashiDemonServant Год назад +4

    Yep father and mo…I mean dad fighting again

  • @lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438
    @lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 Год назад +4

    "oh no they broke uuup. nooooooh..."

  • @codylyall
    @codylyall 2 года назад +19

    Cool video

  • @_UhOhJB_
    @_UhOhJB_ Год назад +1

    Literally my grandparents 💀 but they still love each other

  • @misshandwrist
    @misshandwrist 6 месяцев назад +2

    there were a thousand other ways mihoyo could've explored alhaitham's character (like the busted king deshret theory), and they settled on yaoi-fying him (not complaining)

  • @S3rlfanXD
    @S3rlfanXD Год назад +3

    "Who are they? 🥺😭"

  • @Beidou.Immortal
    @Beidou.Immortal Год назад +3

    Oh my archons the painting slander. #supportpainting #cancelalhaitham #btwtheicecreammachineisbrokenagain

  • @pennnnnyyyyyypiee
    @pennnnnyyyyyypiee 2 года назад +5

    bro paimon the gold fr

  • @-r3dacted-
    @-r3dacted- Год назад +9

    in one of the hoyofair things cyno says “Bet you nag him like a *spouse*” idk i just thought it was funny

  • @vxxiii4160
    @vxxiii4160 3 месяца назад

    Bro them fanfics are writing themselves with these two 😂😂😂

  • @ls93780
    @ls93780 Год назад +61

    Parents or an old married couple, no. College roommates, sure, although that's basically the same thing.

  • @sizaria3566
    @sizaria3566 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lumine just there listening 😂

  • @Zimiiiwow
    @Zimiiiwow Год назад +6

    Nah kaveh is just like my grandma ☠️ when alhaitham does smt he wont stop whining 😭

  • @aarasko
    @aarasko Год назад +1

    and they were roomates

  • @a_chero_n
    @a_chero_n Год назад +1

    Anybody else tapping the screen bc they thought they were actually playing the game? 😅

  • @iprayforyourgenshinpulls
    @iprayforyourgenshinpulls 5 месяцев назад

    AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES❤

  • @despacitojr2206
    @despacitojr2206 Год назад +7

    They argue like my mom and dad

  • @starieexw
    @starieexw Год назад +5

    Ahhh my old gay uncles started arguing again 😢

  • @alla_sweet
    @alla_sweet 7 месяцев назад

    I just noticed that I accidently quoted Kaveh (about humanity) in my school essay 😎🍷

  • @PoempKim71
    @PoempKim71 7 месяцев назад

    Now, I'm here again, and hkvh nation in 1:10 absolutely: OH MY, THE TABLE, GUYSS, THE TABLE AAAAARGHH

  • @the_enby_geek
    @the_enby_geek Год назад

    And they were roommates!

  • @sarahtelles1931
    @sarahtelles1931 Год назад +4

    He does kind of look like Aether. But to me Fischl also kind of looks like Lumine

    • @Karmy11037
      @Karmy11037 Год назад +1

      Fun fact: Fishl and Kaveh's JP VA are siblings

    • @sarahtelles1931
      @sarahtelles1931 Год назад

      @@Karmy11037 thats cool

  • @victoriam9983
    @victoriam9983 Год назад +1

    This reminds me of the relationship in Facade xDD

    • @Jovian12
      @Jovian12 Год назад

      "What do you mean, 'used to be friends?'"
      "Thank you Traveler, but you have to leave"

    • @SizzlingSocks
      @SizzlingSocks Год назад

      WATERMELON

  • @Marilynn_1275
    @Marilynn_1275 Год назад +4

    Pfft.. they remind me of Chuuya and Dazai from Bungo Stray Dogs..

  • @CarkeysP
    @CarkeysP 3 месяца назад

    And they were roommates

  • @RemiTheYes_
    @RemiTheYes_ 10 месяцев назад +2

    Is it just me who started hearing gachalife music in the background, or am I just going insane..

  • @Cocolia99
    @Cocolia99 Год назад +2

    Why is the couch so big??

  • @noreason_ai
    @noreason_ai Месяц назад

    Kaveh sounds like a jealous housewife

  • @vidalia3418
    @vidalia3418 Год назад +5

    I like to think they kinda dated before, but it didn't last of course.

  • @RANPOENATION
    @RANPOENATION Год назад +18

    Does anyone else ship bottom alhaitham and top kaveh?

  • @TheBookofOnion
    @TheBookofOnion 2 года назад +26

    Who do you think is the top?🤭

    • @dynastygirl2912
      @dynastygirl2912 2 года назад +20

      Kaveh 100%

    • @yuminozomi67
      @yuminozomi67 2 года назад +35

      Alhaitham

    • @mainingkaeyaismylife
      @mainingkaeyaismylife 2 года назад +25

      Kaveh 100%
      Alhaitham would be the salty bottom who wants to be top but submits to kaveh's complaining 😂

    • @dynastygirl2912
      @dynastygirl2912 2 года назад +5

      @@mainingkaeyaismylife I'm more thinking a power bottom

    • @TheBookofOnion
      @TheBookofOnion 2 года назад

      @@mainingkaeyaismylife lmao

  • @julyisjason
    @julyisjason Год назад +30

    Why is Mama Kaveh done with Papa Alhathiam?🤧😭

  • @frau.perle1
    @frau.perle1 10 месяцев назад

    time to traumatized my parents