Mother: Ay I need ur toy bc I need to turn off gore. Son: There’s no option to turn it on nor off. Mother: Don’t worry I know how to take care of this… The toy: My time has come…
Pat has joined the dark side. THEORY: Pat wants to take over the world someday, so he was only PRETENDING to be an idiot in order to hide his master plan to destroy all tools that are not hammers! And do you know why his main catchphrase is "I'm a hammer"? IT'S BECAUSE HE WANTS TO DOMINANTE THE OTHER TOOLS, WHICH WILL BRING HIM ONE STEP CLOSER TO TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND FORCING US TO USE ONLY HAMMERS DURING REPAIRMENTS!! You're welcome.
NOTE: I Hate Angelina Ballerina and Lemmy's World. While Little Einstein's, Lemmy's Jungle Adventures, Handy Manny, VeggieTales, Bob the builder, and Fosters Home are my good shows for my childhood.
2:06 Manny: Is this safe to do? *cassualy cuts his finger open without thinking twice* Yes? Or No? Jaxen: Yes, very much. *doing* Manny: No, not that way.
0:19 The startup scene like this: Hola. It’s me Manny. Are you ready to work together? Well, I’m ready to work. But, If only I could remember what to do.
0:17 “GATES AND WINDOWS” 2:40 “WHY SHOULD I FIND THE LETTER Y??” 2:47 “PURPLE NAIL” 3:02 “how about” нет 3:14 “THE YELLOW SCREW” 4:48 “I’M ASSUMING THE REST IS UNDER THE CAR”
Imagine moving into this neighborhood. You’re driving around, glancing at your neighbors’ homes. You see one of them in their grind yard. They wave hello, and you roll down the window. You say that you just moved here, and he offers to introduce you to some of the neighbors. You park your car on the curbside and get out. You and your neighbor are walking, making small talk, learning names, asking and answering questions. You hear a door opening from above you and look up, seeing a young man with a child’s toy. He’s messing with it and laughing hysterically. He throws it across the street, and it flies past your head. You are startled, but the neighbor you’re walking with chuckles slightly. He says: “That’s just Jaxen. He does this a lot. You’ll get used to it.” The young man exits his garage, briefly giving you and your neighbor a casual hello, before grabbing the toy and proceeding to decimate it. You immediately realize that you are going to have a very eventful time living here.
0:22 Manny sounds a little scared and he knew Jaxen will obliterate him
Lol
@@puppyboy4710
White you dont moee server RUclips
Keep hitting it
Sounds like he has a sour throat
Lol
0:31 that’s flashbacks when you destroyed talking handy manny
2:06 interesting that they put gore in a toddler's toy
Mother: Ay I need ur toy bc I need to turn off gore.
Son: There’s no option to turn it on nor off.
Mother: Don’t worry I know how to take care of this…
The toy: My time has come…
oops...
W H A TTTTTTTTTTT???????
Bruh.
Ultra violent
His neighbors must be like: "Harold, he's at it again."
Haha 😂 lol
Lol
SO FUCKING FUNNY IF HE YEETS
What
For What Boots Up Must Come Down.. Bains......
6:28 howtobasic
Lolllllll
Lol
where is egg?
No egg? 🤨
He replaced egg with a hammer 🥚 ➡️ 🔨
"If The pen is mightier than the sword"
"And a picture is worth a thousand words"
*"HOW DANGEROUS IS A FAX!?"*
Jaxen Ross 2021
That's what he said at the beginning of the video!
"In a world without fields and walls, who needs gates and windows???"
-Jaxen Ross is B-A-C-K
2021
2021: jaxen destroys the handy manny construction laptop
2019: jaxen destroys the handy manny motorcycle
2018: jaxen destroys the handy manny talking figure
2012: jaxen destroys handy manny tools and the tool box
2030: Jaxen destroys the Handy Manny construction site, life size
2070 jaxen destroys the handy manny moon
2033: jaxen destroys the handy manny playground
2039: Jaxen destroys handy manny solar system
WHY IS THERE SO MANY!?!!!?!!!?!!!!?
If Jaxen is a Handy Mandy, one of his tools is a Bam Slam Tool!
Yeah, he could called "The Bam Slam Gadget Show"!
HANDY MANNY
🎶ℬ𝒶𝓂🎶
🎶𝒮𝓁𝒶𝓂🎶
🎶𝒢𝒶𝒹ℊℯ𝓉🎶
“Is this safe to do?”
*casually cuts finger open without thinking twice*
You really got been *gored*
@The channel with no name Mr Hammer: No, not that way
The Answer Is No, You Will Get Hurt
@@KingofAngryBirds It Was Manny Who Said That
@@PomPomthePigtailGirl No it wasn’t. Mr Hammer’s mouth was moving when he said that line
2:06
Manny: is this safe to do, yes or no?
Jaxen: yes, very much
*doing*
Manny: no... not that way
You and got been gored too
@@crazyeight_est.2019 ?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Archer:Dhahahahahahaha!
For wat oops uh must com DOWN!
This was the single greatest gaming setup, not even my laptop with a RTX 3070 would be able to compare
4:25 for what boots up must come DOWN!
4:31 OOOOH ho ho ho hooo... let's see that again...
4:38 *reversed sound effects*
4:40 *Thowing and breaking in slow motion*
Batteries flew.
I'm assuming the rest is under the car.
2:45
Manny: could
you hit the purple nail
Jackson: crashes laptop
I was laughing so hard
I didn't notice he would do that but I thought he was gonna do it with the hammer
Me too
Literally hits the purple nail
Jackson.
@@TheMiguelitoGod Well you
1:20 if the bam slam gadget had a face
I have a plug slam gadget
5:37 Manny probably said "Wait"
@Ronnie's Auesome World Yeah probably Manny was begging for mercy
he said great.
@@azrielpeters7275 ok
Manny had his flashbacks
Pat has joined the dark side.
THEORY: Pat wants to take over the world someday, so he was only PRETENDING to be an idiot in order to hide his master plan to destroy all tools that are not hammers! And do you know why his main catchphrase is "I'm a hammer"? IT'S BECAUSE HE WANTS TO DOMINANTE THE OTHER TOOLS, WHICH WILL BRING HIM ONE STEP CLOSER TO TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND FORCING US TO USE ONLY HAMMERS DURING REPAIRMENTS!!
You're welcome.
Well at least he used tools manny would be proud of XD
“A clean house is a sign of a broken computer” You know what , he ain’t wrong
I only like Lemmy on the Go Better
Well I like Muppetland and more bit the ones I hate is Lemmy's jungle adventures
NOTE: I Hate Angelina Ballerina and Lemmy's World. While Little Einstein's, Lemmy's Jungle Adventures, Handy Manny, VeggieTales, Bob the builder, and Fosters Home are my good shows for my childhood.
@@liamc.macias1405 Agreed. I hate Lemmy's World.
Is this safe to do? Yes or no
5:55 Computer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *breathes*
Jaxen: destroys a toy
His neighbors: Aw shit here we go again
I don't think his neighbors really care. I'm pretty sure they're used to it.
³ A M
A
Jaxen: *enters toy store*
Toy: oh no... my time has come
That is kinda true bruh
0:53 "To fix the picture we need to- *boing" got me ROFL
I had one of these and when I was young, so the music brings back memories
2:06 Manny: Is this safe to do?
*cassualy cuts his finger open without thinking twice*
Yes? Or No?
Jaxen: Yes, very much.
*doing*
Manny: No, not that way.
Alternate:
Manny: Is This Safe To Do?
*cassualy cuts his finger*
Yes? Or No?
No!
*Ding*
Great Job!
Casually
@@ChicoCoolio22 2:07 Manny: Ow! My Hand Hurts!
2:06
@@liampennepacker993 sat
0:19 The startup scene like this: Hola. It’s me Manny. Are you ready to work together? Well, I’m ready to work. But, If only I could remember what to do.
I THINK IS OLA!!!!
2012: handy mandy tool box destructin
2018: handy manny destruction
2019: handy manny motor bike destruction
2021: handy manny laptop destruction
Me: hanging out*
Jaxen: WELL HOW DANGEROUS IS THIS?
*destorys*
First
It's hard to imagine this guy destroys toys for a living on RUclips. But it's also oddly satisfying to watch
I understand why he does this. HE IS NOT A KID LOL!
2:47 manny: could you hit the purple nail
jaxen: * hits laptop *
Jaxen: Ohhh
@@lucassantostoons computer just crashed
@@BillyShoepackOfficialSaleindo *turns it back on*
Handy Manny: Hola,it's me,Manny,are you ready to work together???
@@maggiereynolds9348 how about no
The moment we’ve been waiting for watching at the combo panda destruction.
COWAPIECEOFDOGSHIP
0:32 To fix the picture we need to find the missing half
@@slime18466 0:57 TO FIX THE PICTURE WE
@@slime18466 To fix the picture, we need--
First it was a Mexican imagrint now to finish his tools!
2:07 is My Favorite Part (The Saw Make Cuts the Finger)
Manny: Yes or No
(Wrong Answer SFX)
Manny:" Not, Not That Way.
ON A CHILDREN'S TOY!?!?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, WHY THE HELL DOES THAT HANDY MANDY TOY HAVE TOO EXIST???
4:17 You hit the number 1
It was a good try
4:39 play this part at 0.25 of speed
😂😂😂😂😂
@@Multi_of_9no emojis
Yes emojis
2:07 *I- ACTUAL BLOOD?*
Yes my frend
:0
Yeah so what
And there is some gore
You got been gored
2:57 The Handy Manny Learning Construction Laptop is starting up again!
\i used to watch Handy Manny on Disney Junior all the time when I was little.
That was one of my favourite shows that were on Disney Junior
I Recommend Miss Spider More, That Was One Of My Favorite Shows That Were On My Favorite Channel, Treehouse TV
6:42 it sounds like legos
"You broke me, and now I the mighty Handy Manny cant fix myself"
Yes Jaxen Is Back
I Love How The Toy Looks Super Pretty Shiney Big Red 6 Color
:) Jaxen
“If the pen is mightier than the sword..”
“And a picture is worth a thousand words..”
“HOW DANGEROUS IS A FAX?!”
Man, i love this line.
2:46
Manny: Can you hit the purple nail?
*Jaxen proceeds to hit the purple nail with a real hammer, crashing the computer.*
Exploding handy Mandy
construction laptop 6:43
0:06 how dangerous is a fax?!
A pain in my backside!
In a world without fields and walls,who needs gates and windows???
@@maggiereynolds9348well I'm ready to work but only if I could remember what to do
There's a job bigger than one of us.
2:25 oh god Pat is getting angry
He Was Actually Sad
Sad Pat
@@liamdvdreview6490I guess Pat wasn't a really happy man after all
Only OGs remember to NEVER MESS WITH HANDY MANNY TOYS!!
4:21 Manny was moving up and down😂😂😂
1:50
2:01
2:11
2:21
2:38
I loved handy manny when I was little
Same here
I love this channel so damn much
imagine his neighbours just staring at him while he mercilessly destroys that thing LMAO
I don't like Lemmy's jungle adventures but they're creepy ugly and scary but I like Muppetland one of my favorite part of the shows
Ugh, I hate Dora.
3:52 I think We Not Get This Job Done
I love playing your videos on repeat as background ambience while I play on the computer XD
Manny: is this safe to do!? Yes or no?
JAXEN: yes very safe to do😎
*casually cuts open his finger without thinking twice*
Manny: no.. not that way…
0:17 “GATES AND WINDOWS”
2:40 “WHY SHOULD I FIND THE LETTER Y??”
2:47 “PURPLE NAIL”
3:02 “how about” нет
3:14 “THE YELLOW SCREW”
4:48 “I’M ASSUMING THE REST IS UNDER THE CAR”
The bam and slam gadget never gets old.
Thank dOvetastic.
@@JaxenRossisback And the hydro sonic booooooooooooom blaster
@@JaxenRossisback Request: Giggle Gabbers Ernie and Leapfrog Learn and Groove Maracas Destruction
@@JaxenRossisback Do Leapster destruction
@@JaxenRossisback make bluey destruction
Now that's what I call a "Handy Manny Learning DESTRUCTION Laptop"!
2:06
Is this safe to do. Yes, or no?
Ross: Yes. Very Much.
For me: No it is not.
*gore*
2:07 Cut saw chain blood!
*gore*
More like no,not that way.
@@maggiereynolds9348 MORE LIKE, I DON'T THINK THAT WILL QUITE GET THE JOB DONE!!!
Woa this screen has these bezels so huge you actually needed to aim precisely. Just like my old Samsung 551... Also great video OwO
“69”
“I don’t think that will quite get the job done”
Jaxen: "The only way I'll get the job done is with a Bam Slam Gadget."
“For what boots up must come down”
2:34 Please Find The Letter Y
Why??? Why should I find the letter Y????
2:07 Gore
ON A CHILDREN’S TOY???
You and me got have been gored
Handy Manny is SUS
It's unbelievable to see that disney got away with inserting a blood depiction in a fucking children's toy
4:21
Manny: I don’t think that will quite get the job done
Jaxen: For what boots up must come DOWN!
*breaks from the drop*
OOOOOH HOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!
Let's see that again!!!!!
@@maggiereynolds9348*reverse*
*[Replays it in slow motion]*
@@maggiereynolds9348Batteries flew
0:54 Wrong Answer
5:39 is this safe to do?
YES it is very safe to do
"No,not that way."
I loved handy Manny when I was little.
Same
Me too
Same
Jaxen enters the toy store:
The toys : oh, crap, here comes that psychopath again
Good to see you back
*THERE IS A JOB BIGGER THAN ONE OF US AND THAT'S THE MEGA INDUSTREAL BAM SLAM GADGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Imagine moving into this neighborhood. You’re driving around, glancing at your neighbors’ homes. You see one of them in their grind yard. They wave hello, and you roll down the window. You say that you just moved here, and he offers to introduce you to some of the neighbors. You park your car on the curbside and get out. You and your neighbor are walking, making small talk, learning names, asking and answering questions. You hear a door opening from above you and look up, seeing a young man with a child’s toy. He’s messing with it and laughing hysterically. He throws it across the street, and it flies past your head. You are startled, but the neighbor you’re walking with chuckles slightly. He says: “That’s just Jaxen. He does this a lot. You’ll get used to it.” The young man exits his garage, briefly giving you and your neighbor a casual hello, before grabbing the toy and proceeding to decimate it. You immediately realize that you are going to have a very eventful time living here.
I meant to say front, not grind
"We've got a job to do."
"Theres a job bigger than one of us. **pulls out gun** M U R D E R."
2:07 *(HANDY MANDY LEARNING CONSTRUCTION LAPTOP HAS CHILD RUINED CONFIRMED)*
1:56
Me he’s basically playing with the toy right now
Is It Safe To Unplug A Fan Then Put Batteries In It? Yes It Is
Handy mandy: this is madness
Jack ross: madness...
Jack ross: this....is..... A destruction video!! 4:29
3:02 Ah, I see you’ve seen the Austin Powers movies
I have an exam tomorrow but this is more "constructive"
2:46 "Can you hit the purple nail?" Yes. Literally.
[Hits is too hard,computer crashes]
@@maggiereynolds9348Oh
Somewhere out there is probably a sad child that didn’t get a handy manny for Christmas 😂😂😂
4:29 when you play dark souls
2:06 this toy should get recalled and thank you for destroying that baby toy that includes gore.
3:50
Manny 9
Doing
Manny I dont think that will quite get to job done
My halarious part
4:22
2:45 Y
The only way I can the job done is with the bam slam gadget.
-Jaxen Ross is B-A-C-K 2021
For what boots up must come down!!!!
-Jazen Ross is B-A-C-K 2021
The part where Jackson got all the answers wrong is hilarious
Hit the purple nail
Literally hits it
[Hits it too hard, computer crashes]
Manny: I Don’t Think That Can Quite Get The Job Done
Janex: For What BOOTS
Jaxen: Up must come DOWN!!!!!
[Throws the Handy Manny Laptop off the roof] (Batteries fell out)
Request: Spider-Man Lexibook Laptop.
*y e s*
That Would Be Great.
I Wish That Would Be Hilarious 😂😂😂
Am
@@TheCarlyWChannel HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.
4:22 Handy Manny: I don’t think that would quite get the job done.
4:29 Me: *this will get your job done*
6:09 imagine waking up in the morning wondering what that loud noise is, you look out the door and see this. What would you do?
I would record it and upload it to RUclips with the title : random guy destroys Laptop in Front of my house.
@@jacobpadilla2389 shut up
2:47
Subscribe
1:30 wise words
Computers like you can never replace human stupidity like mine,but,honestly I don't know where the heck to go there.
4:02 When Manny sayed "Fantastical"
Fantastico
He actually said Fantastico
Soy español y fantastico es una palabra española
5:50 😂got me dying 😂😂
0:41 Jaxen: wired
0:49 Manny: Great Job!
Jaxen: **grooming**
2:12 opps
Hu no not that way
1:00 Wrong Answer 2
0:49 got me rolling on the floor😂
Would love to see him destroy that bear at the beginning of the video with the bam slam gadget
6:02 Jaxen: And The baterries
came out yeah
Some person: my table broke! Handy Manny: silence. Me who builds Minecraft tables: WHY DO I FIX EVERYTHING I TOUCH!?!?!?!
Request: Splatoon Splattershot Blaster destruction
Fuck no!
MORE Handy Mandy destruction! TYSM I HATE HANDY MANDY!
Alternative title: grown as Man spends 5 minutes messing with a toy then smashes it to bits
Alternative alternative title: Pat (the hammer) comes to life and betrays his entire team
NICE VIDEO