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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @KoragGames
    @KoragGames 4 года назад +332

    1:10
    Skeletons- Surrender now captain! We have you surrounded!
    Captain: All I am sourrounded by is fear... *pulls out sword*
    ... and dead men.

  • @Liam-yl7pq
    @Liam-yl7pq 4 года назад +313

    Hey Sean:
    -The skeleton soldiers inflict Fear, the purple skull above your units, that makes them run away.
    -The skelton archers have fire arrows that do damage over time.
    -The candlehead's orbs push units back and levitate them.
    -The vampires have lifesteal, shown by the red pulsing.

    • @loonydude7527
      @loonydude7527 4 года назад

      Liam no that's facts screw you science

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 года назад

      @@loonydude7527 your*

    • @Charley-ju6yg
      @Charley-ju6yg 4 года назад +4

      The fire also spreads. If another unit is too close they'll catch fire as well.

    • @thisismyname8642
      @thisismyname8642 4 года назад

      not lifesteal

    • @spoodles3344
      @spoodles3344 4 года назад +1

      So if the skeletons make others leave then the blunder us man was really just scared so he left and then he came back to shoot the hoes and help jack win

  • @beckettboy9718
    @beckettboy9718 4 года назад +497

    Jack: I can’t swear because of demonetization.
    Jack ten seconds later: What f*** are these?

    • @noahgahan6324
      @noahgahan6324 4 года назад +2

      Beckett Boy also jack fire for f*ck sake

    • @topazprism77
      @topazprism77 3 года назад +2

      I feel like that's the joke

  • @LuxofBones
    @LuxofBones 4 года назад +707

    When the ads give u a perfectly cut scream:
    Jack: yeeeeeeeee-
    Me: -ssssss

    • @diamonddingo7402
      @diamonddingo7402 4 года назад +2

      Hi

    • @mrsmiley548
      @mrsmiley548 4 года назад +14

      Nobody
      People with RUclips Red: What is this Peasent joke?

    • @violent4951
      @violent4951 4 года назад +3

      *Sean

    • @LuxofBones
      @LuxofBones 4 года назад +2

      @@violent4951 ikkkk

    • @violent4951
      @violent4951 4 года назад +3

      @@LuxofBones ok, I was just saying bc I've seen comments if people going crazy for someone spelling something wrong ir not getting something 🤔🤷‍♀️

  • @gamendamian4380
    @gamendamian4380 4 года назад +568

    Soldiers: slightly move their arms in the same direction
    Jack: HE DABBED!!!!

  • @noob_man8985
    @noob_man8985 4 года назад +56

    Jack, the legacy update is here, come on you GOTTA revisit this game

  • @lil_d0gg003
    @lil_d0gg003 4 года назад +864

    Jack: i can't swear cause i will get demonitized
    Also Jack: Gets demonitized again anyway

    • @ethancustard9054
      @ethancustard9054 4 года назад +3

      Lil_d0gg0 0 no he wasnt

    • @slash7687
      @slash7687 4 года назад +10

      I like when he cusses
      why do you not like him cussing

    • @oblivion1924
      @oblivion1924 4 года назад +13

      @@slash7687 he probably does. Why did you ask that question. He never said he did not like it

    • @aleksander6582
      @aleksander6582 4 года назад

      @@ethancustard9054 do you see any ads?

    • @callumclark4351
      @callumclark4351 4 года назад

      @Terry Dingman youtube when they demonitized him for swearing

  • @bamdenie3466
    @bamdenie3466 4 года назад +438

    Reaper: literally just exists.
    Every single thing that is capable of thought: why do I hear boss music?

    • @Sawtooth44
      @Sawtooth44 4 года назад +15

      ME: *Rolls out the Balista* I Fear Nothing for I am Fear Incarnate *cheerleaders show up*
      LET US SHOW DEATH WE DO NOT FEAR IT!

    • @F1rstNameLastName
      @F1rstNameLastName 4 года назад +5

      Bamdenie *laughs in god-killer ballista*

    • @Ali_Radmard
      @Ali_Radmard 4 года назад +2

      Not canons.

  • @vannyboitime
    @vannyboitime 4 года назад +83

    Me making food: leaves the stove for 2 seconds
    My roommate: 4:18

  • @SlavKnightVlad
    @SlavKnightVlad 4 года назад +396

    "they're crows, they're stupid!" Crows are surprisingly smart Sean, they can even use tools and mimic human voice

    • @sylviagrove6082
      @sylviagrove6082 4 года назад +34

      Mhm. Corvids (crows, ravens etc) are one of the few animals that have the ingenuity to plan. Supposedly, they’re on the same level of intelligence as a 7 year old

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 4 года назад +5

      Indie Now that’s one smart boi uwu

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 4 года назад +10

      Crows in Japan are noted to drop nuts in front of cars waiting at stop lights so the cars run over them.

    • @rafasilva1265
      @rafasilva1265 4 года назад +2

      Using tools is intelligence but mimicking human voice is not sign of any high level intelligence

    • @BillNyeNonb
      @BillNyeNonb 4 года назад +9

      Watch out they will murder you
      Haha get it

  • @elmadicine
    @elmadicine 4 года назад +259

    10:24 "ok let's see what the sword caster starts doing"
    swordcaster: "I am the bone of my sword. steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades..."

  • @dani-dn4gq
    @dani-dn4gq 3 года назад +115

    "I am the ultimate warrior, Jesus!" - Jack 2020

  • @mistplayzop
    @mistplayzop 4 года назад +245

    Legit thought that was a random person standing behind Jack before I realized it itself was Jack

  • @dominicmaino4331
    @dominicmaino4331 4 года назад +780

    Jack: CrOwS aRe StUpId
    Crows: Would be able to speak with the proper vocal cords

    • @Lsinghlogan
      @Lsinghlogan 4 года назад +24

      Jack: Crows are stupid
      Itachi: ...

    • @purpledragon1945
      @purpledragon1945 4 года назад +38

      Crows are actually the 3rd smartest animal on earth, i believe
      Ok fact checked, they are the 6th

    • @BeanColored
      @BeanColored 4 года назад +2

      I could have my own talking familiar

    • @sebastiansolis6486
      @sebastiansolis6486 4 года назад +4

      You're thinking of ravens.

    • @inoli3164
      @inoli3164 4 года назад +11

      actually both, they are in the same family. Crows and ravens able to mimic a variety of other birds and sounds

  • @Teary_eyed_em
    @Teary_eyed_em 4 года назад +166

    Jack: “they’re ghostly goobly goos!”
    Me: all I see *are minecrafts*

  • @HintsofVanillla
    @HintsofVanillla 4 года назад +186

    “Never doubt the church!”
    The Renaissance and Reformation: *sorry?*

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 4 года назад +2

      never doubt the church... with 2000+ years of blood on its hands... with a mutiliated corpse of a dead guy as its symbol... _suuuure, buddy_

    • @Monke455
      @Monke455 4 года назад +1

      Deas vult

  • @Waltermelonz
    @Waltermelonz 4 года назад +160

    Jack: *slowly lowers himself as to give the illusion of rising*
    Cardboardjackman: 👁👁

  • @nikavalen5284
    @nikavalen5284 4 года назад +54

    Jack @ spear throwers: "You coated those in garlic, right?"
    spear thrower: "what do I look like to you, a GARLIC GLADEATOR?"

    • @jensenwolfe8250
      @jensenwolfe8250 4 года назад

      no... just no...

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 4 года назад +1

      Jensen Wolfe ~comedy is subjective, and i think that was hilarious~

    • @jensenwolfe8250
      @jensenwolfe8250 4 года назад

      @@SwizzleDrizzl it was more in response to the fact that it was in all caps as if they were screaming it instead of indicating emphasis as well as the fact that there is no e in gladiator

    • @h1gh_end134
      @h1gh_end134 3 года назад

      @@jensenwolfe8250 you must be fun at parties

    • @jensenwolfe8250
      @jensenwolfe8250 3 года назад

      @@h1gh_end134 Wouldn't no don't go to parties because of my anxiety

  • @mattp.6660
    @mattp.6660 4 года назад +144

    "Ghosty Gobly Gook"
    Gook - Slang term for Asian
    Gobly - Eating
    Ghosty - Ghost
    Therefor... "Ghosty Gobly Gook" is a "Ghost Eating Asian" aka Bleach.

    • @erikvarg2291
      @erikvarg2291 4 года назад +5

      its a shinigami then

    • @lennylikesmusic
      @lennylikesmusic 4 года назад +4

      im pretty sure its a pejorative not a slang term

    • @shayfarrelly6789
      @shayfarrelly6789 4 года назад +2

      I have no idea if that means the ghost is eating the Asian, or the other way around

    • @ploopploop
      @ploopploop 4 года назад +2

      @@shayfarrelly6789 imma hit some acid after reading this comment to clear things up

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 4 года назад +1

      @@shayfarrelly6789 Or a ghost getting a chinabox for dinner.

  • @doubtingbus5118
    @doubtingbus5118 4 года назад +126

    They nerfed the reaped so much and he’s still broken

    • @betin731
      @betin731 4 года назад +11

      Ice giant is a little weaker in every way except for tanking ranged attacks and the reaper is much, much more powerful against lots of cheap melee units. Also the ice giant is more than twice as expensive, so no, the ice giant is not "even more broken"
      I do agree that it's nice to have some broken units in a sandbox game.

    • @ElijahD-si9vm
      @ElijahD-si9vm 4 года назад

      Ikr, I remember when even like 20 mammoths wouldn’t stand a bit of a chance.

  • @sadadi71
    @sadadi71 4 года назад +19

    I love you Sean so much, I’ve been watching you since the first episode of skate 3. Thank you for all the of the smiles that I’ve needed in the hardest times of my life, Sean you truly deserve all the success that you’ve accomplished so far.

  • @StormyStories
    @StormyStories 4 года назад +74

    13:32 For the Angel of Death Spread his wings on the blast,
    and he breathed in the face of the foe as he past,
    and the eyes of the sleepers
    grew deathly and chill;
    And their hearts but once heaved,
    and forever grew still.

  • @sharontonin964
    @sharontonin964 4 года назад +340

    "You coated them in garlic right?"
    *Me, always hungry:* "Wait... are they throwing garlic bread?"

  • @DarkPrinceRalsei
    @DarkPrinceRalsei 3 года назад +8

    "You have to rise to the occasion!"
    *Moves downwards.*

  • @teenytries6290
    @teenytries6290 4 года назад +95

    I’ve been following this TABS series since the first video, I’m so excited for this!

  • @stellarknight04
    @stellarknight04 4 года назад +68

    Jack: **play spoopy levels.**
    Cardboard Jack: *_are you challenging my spookness_*

  • @tiredadmiral6758
    @tiredadmiral6758 4 года назад +3

    Imagine Co-op possessive mode where you and other people take on waves of factions slowly getting more difficult and you earn money to use better units.

  • @wildsuperfire3649
    @wildsuperfire3649 4 года назад +75

    2:20 You’re blue now. That’s my attack.

  • @RSGiraffe
    @RSGiraffe 4 года назад +174

    3:49
    Jack: He is the man who saved our army!
    Army:
    Jack:
    Army: we're fockin ded m8

  • @bjhollings1417
    @bjhollings1417 4 года назад +5

    Jack: SEASONS DONT FEAR THE REAPER!
    Me: I like that song, Don’t fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult

  • @caution-monkey4603
    @caution-monkey4603 4 года назад +57

    Ah yes, bartender? I’d like to open a TABS

  • @split2961
    @split2961 4 года назад +19

    “They’re crows, they’re stupid!”
    I wonder how H20 Delirious would react to that

    • @shaman9024
      @shaman9024 4 года назад +1

      Careful what you say about my babies

  • @Dino1106
    @Dino1106 4 года назад +44

    "Press [TAB] to continue"
    My stupid brain: ok

    • @Wendy-R
      @Wendy-R 4 года назад +1

      Taaaaaaaaaaaaabs

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 4 года назад +50

    Jack: *sees skeleton*
    Also jack: ghost gobliny goo

  • @jamestierney5677
    @jamestierney5677 4 года назад +124

    Ha I was just watching the older episodes

  • @SladesGirl
    @SladesGirl 4 года назад +12

    I made the mistake of taking a drink when he said "The giant hat will win!" I now have a mess to clean up

  • @inaudible3381
    @inaudible3381 4 года назад +30

    Jack: This is my favorite unit!
    Roger: Am I joke to you? After all we have been through?

  • @realbiggestlegofanconnor7007
    @realbiggestlegofanconnor7007 4 года назад +8

    The blue on your unit’s heads was supposed to represent that they were scared because some of the spooky units can scare your units which means they will walk away from them

  • @Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine
    @Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine 4 года назад +2

    That entire first fight would make a grand Captain Morgan commercial.

  • @aisforanimate4703
    @aisforanimate4703 4 года назад +183

    5:10 Jacks vampire voice sounds like the guy from hotel transivania

  • @deadmeat3376
    @deadmeat3376 4 года назад +69

    Jack: Vampires r weak against stakes, so let’s use spears! Spears didn’t work, and arrows r smaller versions of spears, so let’s use arrows!
    Airtight logic

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 4 года назад +1

      Vlad the Impaler uses a stake...

  • @rumor4293
    @rumor4293 4 года назад +4

    *Jack talking about the reaper unit* “This is by far my most favourite unit in this game!”
    Roger: So you have betrayed me

    • @robertgutierrez5432
      @robertgutierrez5432 10 месяцев назад

      Roger found the dark arts and died, yet he still has his loyalty, but goes by, Reaper Roger

  • @racerzombie
    @racerzombie 4 года назад +45

    “There’s bones flying everywhere” yea that totally will be okay with RUclips

  • @_beh
    @_beh 4 года назад +241

    I love how the reaper’s design is really cool and badass, but it’s body just flops around aimlessly.
    Edit: Oh my god, did so many like this? It’s not even that funny!

    • @ewok3033
      @ewok3033 4 года назад +3

      I want to see it fight an ice giant...
      Or a sword master with multiple cheerleaders

    • @bjhollings1417
      @bjhollings1417 4 года назад

      🤣 I understand to well 😂

    • @anacflorea5038
      @anacflorea5038 4 года назад +1

      Wow 100 likes

    • @untitledname4740
      @untitledname4740 4 года назад +1

      its kinda like slenderman

    • @doppio2378
      @doppio2378 4 года назад +4

      you ruined the whole comment by editing it no offense.

  • @finickykitty7780
    @finickykitty7780 4 года назад +6

    "This kids is why you need to drink milk" He says exactly as I'm drinking a glass of milk

  • @psychogirl7949
    @psychogirl7949 4 года назад +27

    The last video got demonetized
    Jack: I’m not going to cuss as much
    Also jack : proceeds to cuss 🤣

  • @Lsinghlogan
    @Lsinghlogan 4 года назад +15

    3:32
    I can't believe he missed his chance to say "GIMME THOSE KNEES!!!"

  • @bombcraz4060
    @bombcraz4060 3 года назад +4

    can we just talk about that guy with the sneak attack

  • @Spacecat73
    @Spacecat73 4 года назад +15

    Queen: yeah doctor I've been feeling some pain in my back
    Doctor: mam you have 58 sword's piercing every limb of your body

  • @nightsong81
    @nightsong81 4 года назад +51

    Sean: "This guy coming up the rear really helped!"
    The Fangirls: OwO

  • @ThatBagelWeirdo
    @ThatBagelWeirdo 4 года назад +4

    Jack: he is by far my favorite character in the game!
    Little did he know... the CLAMS were right around the corner...

  • @snowballin969
    @snowballin969 4 года назад +35

    19:20
    Anakin vs the younglings.

  • @purpleguy6229
    @purpleguy6229 4 года назад +121

    Jack: oh fricky do you like me now youtube?
    Still RUclips: no
    Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

    • @alext4202
      @alext4202 4 года назад +4

      I can hear that scream

    • @purpleguy6229
      @purpleguy6229 4 года назад +1

      Alex T me too that’s why I posted it 😂

    • @purpleguy6229
      @purpleguy6229 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for the likes I’ve never had this many

    • @wyethjuezan3746
      @wyethjuezan3746 4 года назад

      ??

  • @shadowgachaxmemes1909
    @shadowgachaxmemes1909 4 года назад +9

    I heard the accent!
    10:10
    Listen for when he says “you” it has a bit of an accent to it

  • @labellachiquita6730
    @labellachiquita6730 4 года назад +49

    0:04
    Jack: *yells tabs*
    Happy wheels: that was the day I lost my identity

  • @6447912
    @6447912 4 года назад +105

    "The most peasant of characters" The game has a farmer, almost literally a peasant. Sean picks "Clubber". let's go clubbing, boys.

    • @coins_png
      @coins_png 4 года назад +1

      Has a racist vibe to it. Glad he just avoided it.

    • @bumblebee3630
      @bumblebee3630 4 года назад +1

      @@coins_png sorry but how does it have a racist vibe? I don't get it

    • @lightlysal
      @lightlysal 4 года назад

      @@coins_png No, it doesn't. Get your liberal snowflake ass outta here.

    • @coins_png
      @coins_png 4 года назад

      @@bumblebee3630 you can't just call farmers peasants. They work hard and they deserve some credit

    • @coins_png
      @coins_png 4 года назад

      @@lightlysal dude, can't you just talk normally like Dark Night here.
      Just because it's the internet doesn't mean you can be so direct.
      I mean, you didn't say much, but we can just talk it out

  • @anonymousadam430
    @anonymousadam430 4 года назад +3

    "Its hard to got anything with arrows if you don't actually shoot any"
    -Jacksepticeye 2020

  • @whamaster6735
    @whamaster6735 4 года назад +24

    “I am the ultimate warrior, Jesus!” -Sean 2020

  • @brinda4028
    @brinda4028 4 года назад +107

    Nobody:
    The reaper: yall heard of death stranding

  • @larry1816
    @larry1816 4 года назад +1

    Jack: Gets demonetized for overly angry swearing
    His entire audience: *But that's..... that's why I'm here.....*

  • @markzucc2096
    @markzucc2096 4 года назад +47

    Sean: Spend a video looking for the secret units. You can find them scattered around each map. When and object glows golden you are about to find one.

  • @boxypox
    @boxypox 4 года назад +25

    “Vampires are weak against sticks. Let’s just throw sharp sticks at them.”

  • @kevincampbell4544
    @kevincampbell4544 4 года назад +2

    My God. That was insane. I freaking love this game. I'm assuming Jack has forgotten about all the others he's unlocked. I've been waiting to see him use that big Mammoth again

  • @severablegibbon
    @severablegibbon 4 года назад +19

    I wish they would add all the units from before the “full version” (this version) and they could do it where if you beat all the campaigns, you get the older units (ex. boxer, peasant, etc) and they could call it the “OG Characters.” Of course, they wouldn’t have the cannon or the catapult or the ninja master/samurai master (sensai/Shogun) in there since those are in other classes

  • @Jashinist-follower
    @Jashinist-follower 4 года назад +23

    "The tendrils are passive”
    The tendrils: *impale enemies*

    • @DamienTB
      @DamienTB 4 года назад +4

      He means passive as in they work on their own, without character/player imput.

  • @patriciaclausen5440
    @patriciaclausen5440 3 года назад

    When Jack releases the Reaper right in front of the cave (@17:40) where all the blue guys are hiding, and then just utterly destroys the Blue team.
    It almost feels like a metaphor like "you can't hide from the grim reaper/death."

  • @zoemackay1585
    @zoemackay1585 4 года назад +23

    Jack: okay, no more swearing
    Also jack: FUUUUUCK

  • @yummyc-5003
    @yummyc-5003 4 года назад +38

    Just got finished watching jacksepticeye
    Me: ah yes another good vid from jack
    Video from jacksepticeye just got posted minutes later
    Me: “wasn’t I just watching you?”

    • @stan5555
      @stan5555 4 года назад

      Seems he's back to uploading 2 vids per day. Great.

  • @LittleTinyElvis
    @LittleTinyElvis 4 года назад +1

    When you possess soldiers, you miss all the funniest parts. My favorite moments from this series were the “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING” moments.

  • @PrincePyronius
    @PrincePyronius 4 года назад +42

    Jack: are you okay?
    Also Jack: HE DABBED!!!

  • @StompytheRaichu
    @StompytheRaichu 4 года назад +11

    Just when I was missing a TABS Jack playthrough, he uploads it.

  • @elizabethlacy8869
    @elizabethlacy8869 2 года назад +1

    13:22 This vine was a literal description of my life and it made my day hearing Jack use it here 😂

  • @Bavismeegle06
    @Bavismeegle06 4 года назад +158

    Jack: hopefully I will not be demonetized
    Me: looks at ads
    No ads
    Me: he’s demonetized

    • @gh0stlyonyoutube
      @gh0stlyonyoutube 4 года назад +7

      Bman Xplayz ...um I see an ad... halfway through the video?

    • @Mesa877
      @Mesa877 4 года назад +2

      @@gh0stlyonyoutube i dont..

    • @kai8517
      @kai8517 4 года назад

      Nether do me to

    • @lifeofentropy
      @lifeofentropy 4 года назад +2

      really? i use a adblocker so i never see ads anyway i cant ever tell

    • @tywhitefarmsyt1638
      @tywhitefarmsyt1638 4 года назад +6

      I see 4 ads

  • @00f95
    @00f95 4 года назад +42

    Jack: vampires are weak against stakes
    My goblin brain: cows

  • @pepethefrog6809
    @pepethefrog6809 7 месяцев назад +1

    Wish he'd play this game again. It's been well updated with new base and secret units + new levels. They also added burn mechanics so dragon and wheelbarrow dragon are stronger and useful now coz they actually burn enemies rather than just push them back. LOL

  • @tylerpeters8118
    @tylerpeters8118 4 года назад +11

    "Seasons don't fear the reaper." Hell yeah, he knows my favorite song!

  • @UMBRLCLP
    @UMBRLCLP 4 года назад +16

    I have a reaper, whatcha got?
    Jack: Determination...

  • @Memeano
    @Memeano 4 года назад +2

    Only OGs remember the davinci tank from assassins creed brotherhood

  • @Finzr
    @Finzr 4 года назад +57

    Jack: This kids, is why you need to drink your milk!
    No.. dont remind me of the chunky milk...no... captain can beat me if he wants...
    Thnx for the likes☺️

  • @judgment_nut1910
    @judgment_nut1910 4 года назад +23

    (6:03) Sean: "Archer's are tiny spear throwers"
    Me and my last two Brian cells: ah yes inteligence, very smort

  • @figgirls3248
    @figgirls3248 4 года назад +16

    "you wanna go for the heart" im just sitting here, saying nO, DeCaPiTaTe them!! That's what SaM aNd DeAn TaUgHt me!!

    • @ianthehedgehog9327
      @ianthehedgehog9327 3 года назад

      Usually the neck isn't vulnerable until you get them in the heart, so it's best to go for the heart first and THEN the neck.

  • @sackthor
    @sackthor 4 года назад +36

    One Of the earliest

  • @destanielamon8848
    @destanielamon8848 4 года назад +68

    When youtube doesnt let you swear, you can always say: "mother trucking son of a biscuit"

  •  4 года назад +1

    some secret you miss: raptor and raptor rider are on the tribal sandbox, the raptor you can find on a rocky table and the other in a cave with a swirly tree, the jester is on the medieval 1 which you can find in a barrel, and vlad you can find in medieval 2 in the forest, and ullr at the viking sandbox in a cage, and taekwondo you can find in the dynasty map under a bridge, and the shouter which is on the viking 1 at the top of the screen at a rock, and lady red jade at the dynasty map at a structure where its hidden, the last cupid at ancient sandbox on top of a big building. i hope jack sees this.

  • @acloaker600
    @acloaker600 4 года назад +42

    Jacksepticeye: this is the best character in tabs!
    Artmes with cheerleaders: am I a joke to you?

    • @acloaker600
      @acloaker600 4 года назад +1

      @@JODRecaps sub to him Bros joe army

  • @LordBloodySoul
    @LordBloodySoul 4 года назад +4

    "I tell you~ I know~ The Reaper!~" *singing*
    I totally love that Reaper. The googly Eyes make him look goofy, but he's so freaking badass xD

  • @clay4980
    @clay4980 4 года назад +1

    Jack, there are secrete units. You find them by going into spectator mode while you are placing units. Hint: Look in the skies in the resonance level

  • @aspa3318
    @aspa3318 4 года назад +5

    Bruh when sean was talking about how vampires disliked pitchforks, there's literally a unit with pitchforks but he didn't use them

  • @husseinmohammed1431
    @husseinmohammed1431 4 года назад +22

    i haven’t watched jack in a fat minute

    • @LynnAgain83
      @LynnAgain83 4 года назад +1

      Welcome back! 🙂

    • @grayskyee
      @grayskyee 4 года назад +1

      he's you profile tho

  • @anithagajendran7830
    @anithagajendran7830 4 года назад +1

    Repears can win against 10 mamooths. Yes a single one.

  • @NotLAZER
    @NotLAZER 4 года назад +13

    "Please let this be a normal field trip."
    *"Nope, this just gets worse."*

  • @nerdlingeeksly5192
    @nerdlingeeksly5192 4 года назад +16

    Kids just need to start lying about their age again saying that they're 180 years old like I used to, then RUclips can't be held responsible for lying children.

  • @bananamuffins582
    @bananamuffins582 4 года назад +9

    5:22 I guess you could say he... raised the stakes...

    • @crackcat292
      @crackcat292 4 года назад +1

      Your timing was a little off but this is still a great joke👍

    • @Firenzetra
      @Firenzetra 3 года назад +2

      That pun physically hurt me ngl

  • @thegamecinema444
    @thegamecinema444 4 года назад +24

    When he said “WELCOME BACK TO-“ I really thought he was gonna say “HAAAAPPY WHEEEEELS”

    • @blueishere1613
      @blueishere1613 4 года назад

      i thought he was gonna yell like in the april fools AAA video a couple years back, but he didnt so.

    • @lildeadpool1032
      @lildeadpool1032 4 года назад

      Me 2

  • @vampirebunnyxo8336
    @vampirebunnyxo8336 4 года назад +16

    "The ninjas are dead"
    Just like all my hopes and dream.

    • @chrisvennbowman3784
      @chrisvennbowman3784 4 года назад

      Those are the same thing. Who doesn’t dream of being a ninja?

  • @ArcRay20
    @ArcRay20 4 года назад

    the reaper unit really feels like some kind of Souls boss where the gimmick is you are being helped by a bunch of ai controlled soldiers to take the thing down, but it only grows stronger the more it grabs in its tendrils to drain the life from.

  • @toaster7542
    @toaster7542 4 года назад +38

    Jack 2020 “I wanna see some spooks”

  • @driphella4080
    @driphella4080 4 года назад +5

    Jack: Oh ya, what are ye?
    Unclassified Spooky Units: **clearly skelly warriors** What do we look like mfer?
    Jack: Ah yer ghosty gobbly googs!
    Ghosty Gobbly Googs: Wait, no!

  • @miguelcarneiro8074
    @miguelcarneiro8074 4 года назад

    can we appreciate how badass the captain was? He spin kicked a group of dudes, did a one eighty, blocked a guys sword while facing the other way, sliced that man while still facing the other way, shot a man in the face as he was getting back up, then yeeted that mans his skull away with his gun as he turned around to face another guy, shot ANOTHER guy in the face, then separated a mans spinal chord and torso from his body with one kick.

  • @owenc7145
    @owenc7145 4 года назад +6

    jack there are various secret characters hidden around the maps you can find that you can dedicate a video too