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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +10518

    EXCUSE MEEEEE!!!

  • @thestokesgaming1915
    @thestokesgaming1915 4 года назад +5183

    The thought of a costumer coming up being like “ Can I get some help,” and the employee going “ Nooooo!!,” and throwing a box at them makes me laugh

    • @ai_ra_times
      @ai_ra_times 4 года назад +44

      I corrected the original comment and ended up annoying a lot of people. I just made my bad week even worse thanks to this. I feel like a bad person. Feel free to keep calling me names, maybe I deserved this for the horrible thing I did.

    • @sunniehuang1623
      @sunniehuang1623 4 года назад +27

      Aishwarya Rajendran I’m sure that’s what they meant no need to correct every single mistake 😒 it’s honestly annoying when people do

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +13

      Aishwarya Rajendran I mean it could be a costumer asking for help to get to the Halloween section

    • @PurgatoryGnome
      @PurgatoryGnome 4 года назад +30

      I'm sure it's what every supermarket employee wanted to do during "the great toilet paper rush of 2020"

    • @ai_ra_times
      @ai_ra_times 4 года назад +3

      @@sunniehuang1623
      Yeah.. but the mistake just was too painful for me to ignore 😔 I usually don't, but that one was just too much. Don't be annoyed, I bet it was an autocorrect problem and the main commenter will correct it soon!

  • @plaguedoctorspencer
    @plaguedoctorspencer 4 года назад +3639

    Markiplier's Manager: has an evil voice, constantly demon inhales
    Jack's Manager: (guy who desperately needs Mucinex)

    • @smileysatanson3404
      @smileysatanson3404 4 года назад +146

      like fucking, here take my nasal spray

    • @glitchtrap9112
      @glitchtrap9112 4 года назад +158

      The best thing about Mark's manager is that he has a reputation to uphold as the creepiest bastard within a ten mile radius

    • @plaguedoctorspencer
      @plaguedoctorspencer 4 года назад +16

      @@glitchtrap9112 right i forgot

    • @joannadzenowski6214
      @joannadzenowski6214 4 года назад +5

      😂

    • @AdrianTheScoopz44
      @AdrianTheScoopz44 4 года назад +12

      @@glitchtrap9112 its a 40 mile radius(no hate just telling ya)

  • @plant.1374
    @plant.1374 4 года назад +2999

    Game: *bugs and makes Jack lose*
    Jack: *plays uno reverse card*

  • @LuckyGamer360
    @LuckyGamer360 4 года назад +1907

    Jack: *finds a glitch that ultimately breaks the game*
    Speedrunners: "Write that down! Write that down!"

    • @Kaitri
      @Kaitri Год назад +5

      do ppl actually speedrun this game?

    • @elonmusk2668
      @elonmusk2668 Год назад +31

      @@Kaitri people speedrun everything

    • @Kaitri
      @Kaitri Год назад +6

      @@elonmusk2668 fair lol

    • @yakimator5133
      @yakimator5133 Год назад +1

      They even speedrun their marriage ahahaha-

  • @triggeredanimeguy3506
    @triggeredanimeguy3506 4 года назад +6065

    Let’s take a moment to appreciate Sean’s voice acting in every game he plays!

    • @BerryLiquid
      @BerryLiquid 4 года назад +90

      He always gets it spot on too.

    • @hyperion1377
      @hyperion1377 4 года назад +90

      That managers voice *shivers*

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 4 года назад +21

      Man, you're lucky. If I posted comment like yours, Jack would just ignore me as always.

    • @ronnieeilert8491
      @ronnieeilert8491 4 года назад +18

      When he voices the manager, he sounds like the voice he did for Buggs from the game "Kindergarten".

    • @averymaul8829
      @averymaul8829 4 года назад +8

      I get goose bumps every time he voice acts in games

  • @Who-Dunnit
    @Who-Dunnit 4 года назад +2222

    Jack when he started last episode: 😃 ive never worked in retail
    Jack starting second episode: No NO I DON'T WANNA GO

    • @deliawilliams2164
      @deliawilliams2164 4 года назад +83

      Every person who has ever worked in retail

    • @destrosoldier9280
      @destrosoldier9280 4 года назад +18

      That's me at school

    • @Perkele-u5k
      @Perkele-u5k 3 года назад +6

      @@deliawilliams2164 Worst job in a world.

    • @jadesters174
      @jadesters174 2 года назад +6

      I worked retail for almost 5 years there are moments where this is an under exageration of reality

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 9 месяцев назад +1

      I work in retail I can tell you it's a true feeling

  • @madman888
    @madman888 4 года назад +337

    I like how the fact the consumers want to report Sean to the manager for taking too long to show them what they want, but not report him for abusing them with goddamn boxes.

  • @YourAvgjoe
    @YourAvgjoe 4 года назад +1160

    “Who was that baby and why was he looking like a potato”
    What the hospital staff said when jack was born

  • @revebleu887
    @revebleu887 4 года назад +783

    "No one said thank you!" Yeah welcome to the world of customer service

    • @chaster_mief
      @chaster_mief 4 года назад +10

      Only wave after wave of Karens endlessly pouring through the checkout, just to inevitably complain about your lack of suffering, with nothing to look forward to but the stench of minimum wage.

    • @shermaderma2803
      @shermaderma2803 4 года назад +24

      Am I about the only person in the world to ever try and be nice to retail workers? That job sucks ass, they deserve more respect for what they put up with.

    • @The_Dork_Lord_of_Chaos
      @The_Dork_Lord_of_Chaos 4 года назад +9

      @@shermaderma2803 Same, I always make sure to say "thank you!" and "have a nice day!" if I ever need to ask an employee working retail about something

    • @chainggangsoldier21
      @chainggangsoldier21 4 года назад +3

      @@shermaderma2803 as someone who's his share of retail i say thank you

    • @Kadeo-ms6qw
      @Kadeo-ms6qw 4 года назад +7

      I’m the ideal costumer, I don’t like people and avoid them like the plague. Even store employees.

  • @EAZZEE
    @EAZZEE 4 года назад +753

    Ngl, the manager sounds like someone who's been reported to HR several times, or at least needs to be-

  • @em0boi158
    @em0boi158 4 года назад +414

    Mark's Manager: * EVIL VOICE *
    Jackaboy's Manager: * Extremely sick squidward voice that makes me gag *

  • @wingedtigress9752
    @wingedtigress9752 4 года назад +749

    “Does anyone want these bones?”
    Kevin would like to know your location

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 4 года назад +6

      CallmeKevin

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 4 года назад +5

      @@hobbitman1041 No shit

    • @kymwise8604
      @kymwise8604 4 года назад +7

      B O N E S

    • @batterypwrlow
      @batterypwrlow 4 года назад +4

      He knows his location. Its Ireland. Kevin also lives in Ireland. They both live in Ireland.

    • @habeebhamood9021
      @habeebhamood9021 4 года назад

      Queen Valencia I shit a lot...

  • @milktteok7576
    @milktteok7576 4 года назад +911

    the “are you sure about that?” edit gets me every time

  • @JustAMeerkatWithInternet
    @JustAMeerkatWithInternet 4 года назад +926

    Speedrunners: "WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!"

  • @taizomichael7294
    @taizomichael7294 4 года назад +866

    Jack: *Tries to stop manager by throwing box at him*
    Jack: "YYYYAAAA-"
    *ad pops up*

    • @memeplayzzz__6097
      @memeplayzzz__6097 4 года назад +7

      Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @DEADLYxScRx
      @DEADLYxScRx 4 года назад +10

      that was hilarious when that happened 😂😂 perfect cut scream

    • @elise7787
      @elise7787 4 года назад +2

      the same happened with me

    • @snoofthetree
      @snoofthetree 4 года назад +4

      *GoLdFiSh FlAvOr BlAsTeD*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1435

    The only game where all of the customers are literally Karens

    • @beyofree
      @beyofree 4 года назад +31

      Why are you everywhere?! Stop following me-

    • @Sumbol7224
      @Sumbol7224 4 года назад +9

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache I subbed to you for the sole reason of that I see you on every I watch

    • @thunderring8056
      @thunderring8056 4 года назад +2

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache Found you.

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 4 года назад +8

      Oh dear goodness now there's one with a mustache and a beard.

    • @aveteranweeb4188
      @aveteranweeb4188 4 года назад +4

      And let's not forget about Chads

  • @lemonadewithstrawberries
    @lemonadewithstrawberries 4 года назад +819

    "Does anybody want these bones?"
    *Turg has been summoned*

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +1578

    *"No No, Don't Make Me Do It, No, I Don't Want To Go Back."*
    When you go grocery shopping during corona, but you forget one thing.

    • @shaddowsdieout
      @shaddowsdieout 4 года назад +28

      Me like 10 minutes ago realizing I forgot shampoo and conditioner.

    • @bkninja3172
      @bkninja3172 4 года назад +26

      Honestly, this is how it was before corona.

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +6

      Bk Ninja I mean you aren't wrong there lol...it's still just a terrifying! 😂😂😂

    • @willtheshyguy
      @willtheshyguy 4 года назад +10

      When you realize your job is an essential service:

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад

      Will the shyguy Oh my god lol! 😂😂😂

  • @kaitlynroberts3556
    @kaitlynroberts3556 4 года назад +898

    Hahahaha, around 4:38 when he has a customer bugging him, the D.I.Y. aisle sign changes to "D.I.E."

    • @svensor8302
      @svensor8302 4 года назад +67

      HOW'D YOU SEE

    • @AlqhemyA
      @AlqhemyA 4 года назад +7

      @@svensor8302 Lol

    • @lunar_memories9981
      @lunar_memories9981 4 года назад +38

      Woah... it starts out as “DIY” and then the Y turns into an E - that’s weird.

    • @RuralNanobot287
      @RuralNanobot287 4 года назад +6

      I never noticed that

    • @hatstorm1097
      @hatstorm1097 4 года назад +40

      @@lunar_memories9981 The “cool kids” drinks sometimes change to “get out” while you’re shelving them.

  • @smackmybuttandcallmepablo1802
    @smackmybuttandcallmepablo1802 4 года назад +920

    Let's all give a round of applause to Robin for the PERFECT editing on this and the previos videos

    • @some-dude-in-the-comments
      @some-dude-in-the-comments 4 года назад +13

      Dang, i was gonna comment the same xD

    • @koolkat8669
      @koolkat8669 4 года назад +28

      I love your guys names. A lesbian and That dude next to you

    • @koolkat8669
      @koolkat8669 4 года назад +5

      @Odd Upside-Down Rainbow love your name too lmao

    • @miikyman3724
      @miikyman3724 4 года назад

      shut teh fuk u;p

  • @jx3889
    @jx3889 4 года назад +727

    Jack: why was that baby looking like a potato?
    Me: weren’t you a potato as well?

    • @embemmer
      @embemmer 4 года назад +21

      Jack is an angelic potato. That baby is a demon potato. There’s a huuuuuuge difference

    • @moss_on_a_rock4587
      @moss_on_a_rock4587 4 года назад +29

      Aren't you a potato man too?

    • @apple222sickly
      @apple222sickly 4 года назад +25

      Oh hey there little potato man

    • @gamingdogs1417
      @gamingdogs1417 4 года назад +14

      :0 little potato man!

    • @TeamPlant
      @TeamPlant 4 года назад +8

      You're potato man in paper please, you do realize that?

  • @thisisgettingdum
    @thisisgettingdum 4 года назад +1170

    "Why did that baby look like a potato."
    Me knowing an Irish man can't resist potatos: "My God Jack what have you done!"

    • @koolkat8669
      @koolkat8669 4 года назад +31

      Omg that took a turn

    • @bambimonstahh
      @bambimonstahh 4 года назад +31

      HE'S GOING TO EAT THE BABY

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 4 года назад +33

      @@bambimonstahh By the Gods, that's horrible! What monster eats a baby raw?

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 4 года назад +11

      I think I interpreted this joke wrong. I thought the joke was that the baby was jacks and that he banged a potatoe.

    • @pennypinchingscrublord15
      @pennypinchingscrublord15 4 года назад +5

      @@DragonGunzDorian That's exactly what I thought XD

  • @hannahblespecter5325
    @hannahblespecter5325 4 года назад +169

    Seeing all those people waiting outside the doors is eerily similar to trying to work at a restaurant while quarantine is on...

  • @stefitansil6217
    @stefitansil6217 4 года назад +628

    Jack in 1st episode :
    “Oh yeahh.... oh yeahhh”
    Jack in 2nd episode
    “Noo.... noo....nooo”

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 4 года назад +2

      Thats the meaniang of ''It's easier said than done''

    • @janethedrawer
      @janethedrawer 4 года назад +2

      continuity

    • @sushi4o2
      @sushi4o2 4 года назад +4

      Literally the first week then the second week of getting a new job.

    • @momsaccount9191
      @momsaccount9191 4 года назад +1

      at this point gonna be the 7 stages of something lmfao

    • @conjure76
      @conjure76 4 года назад +2

      Quite the character development

  • @svtolcgy
    @svtolcgy 4 года назад +290

    * people keep annoying jack in supermarket *
    jack: *so you have chosen death*

    • @wrnul3104
      @wrnul3104 4 года назад +2

      sarahs bastard your pfp has my approval

    • @svtolcgy
      @svtolcgy 4 года назад

      Wr nul thank u 😂

    • @svtolcgy
      @svtolcgy 4 года назад

      Liam Clements thank youu lmao 😂

  • @jaceferguson3793
    @jaceferguson3793 4 года назад +511

    in case your wondering "lester" the skeleton was in there for about 440 days!

    • @catphat7912
      @catphat7912 4 года назад +18

      1year and 75days

    • @hrtdixon
      @hrtdixon 4 года назад +9

      @Nick gaming i did, actually

    • @channeloflifelol8181
      @channeloflifelol8181 4 года назад +17

      @Nick gaming Cool but did we ask you to comment? Did we ask you to take that type of time out your day? No so why did you do it? Huh? Why? I am sticking up for this guy because you think you're cool like every other person that makes those comments. So don't take time out your day if you can't respect someone. So learn how to not be an asshole

    • @kaydee9413
      @kaydee9413 4 года назад +15

      A year, 3 months, and 16 days. What did he eat??

    • @undeadeliminator1391
      @undeadeliminator1391 4 года назад +1

      channel of life lol did I ask you to comment on him and before you ask me, yes I was asked to make this comment

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 4 года назад +139

    “Pain” “Get out” “Kill him now” I love the hidden messages

  • @GokenTohsaka
    @GokenTohsaka 4 года назад +700

    Jack: it's good to be back in hell
    Me: save it for toss boy...

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 4 года назад +4

      I whould love it if toss boy visited my island and there is no sherry's

    • @sal941
      @sal941 4 года назад +1

      Bad day?

    • @GokenTohsaka
      @GokenTohsaka 4 года назад +1

      @The_Pandaren_boi are you referencing one of my videos?

    • @caseybray9446
      @caseybray9446 4 года назад +1

      Toss boy:what do you want bitch

    • @GokenTohsaka
      @GokenTohsaka 4 года назад +1

      @@caseybray9446 lol

  • @ack434
    @ack434 4 года назад +2643

    Karen: "Excuse me."
    Customer service: "Can I help you?"
    Karen:
    Customer service: "Hello?"
    Karen: "I want to speak to your manager, this is bullshit."

    • @thebatllama3971
      @thebatllama3971 4 года назад +87

      That is exactly how it happens

    • @itsafox9928
      @itsafox9928 4 года назад +45

      That do be how it be tho

    • @kohakuusagi
      @kohakuusagi 4 года назад +11

      So true though

    • @fluffybluefastboi103
      @fluffybluefastboi103 4 года назад +32

      *Brings out my shotgun named “Manager”*
      Here you go ma’am

    • @hiimapop7755
      @hiimapop7755 4 года назад +11

      @@fluffybluefastboi103 *Cocks gun* Would you like compensation, ma'am?

  • @b0nel_
    @b0nel_ 4 года назад +151

    Jack: breaks the game by accident
    Speedrunners: i see youre a man of culture as well

  • @caisis4929
    @caisis4929 4 года назад +1108

    "I hate working retail"
    I worked at Walmart for 3 years as an overnight stocker. I feel this game on a spiritual level. 😬

    • @zeekly4135
      @zeekly4135 4 года назад +23

      You poor soul

    • @vi843
      @vi843 4 года назад +11

      I worked at a Home Depot, I was either a cashier or a shelf stocker, whenever I was stocking a shelf, they’d be like “ExCuSE mE SiR WHErE IS tHe pAiNt?” I would just have a stroke tryna survive

    • @VGC06
      @VGC06 3 года назад +2

      Sounds fun

    • @banshee-queen
      @banshee-queen 3 года назад +5

      i worked at walmart 3 years in bakery and 2 doing overnights, i know that feel all too well lmao

    • @neshy17
      @neshy17 3 года назад +7

      I feel your pain bro, I'm also currently working at walmart. I'm a cashier, so far I've been lucky and haven't gotten someone that will throw temper tantrum. When I get to the registers I just want to avoid the people cause they I think I have keys to a lock up or they need something

  • @iamturtle9853
    @iamturtle9853 4 года назад +128

    At 14:33 can we all appreciate how adorable Jacks laugh is

    • @shuu1599
      @shuu1599 4 года назад +6

      Aww :)

    • @Splintz246
      @Splintz246 4 года назад +8

      Hes adorable in general lol

    • @shuu1599
      @shuu1599 4 года назад +7

      @@Splintz246 You're right 😂😂😶

    • @EAZZEE
      @EAZZEE 4 года назад +4

      Yes-

  • @elizainfinite6325
    @elizainfinite6325 4 года назад +363

    *FOOLS. BELL OF REVERSE EXPECTATIONS!!*
    Me: Okay.. So.. Thats the billionth bell name.. We need more.

    • @ColonelYeo
      @ColonelYeo 4 года назад +3

      Behold! First there was the Deck Of Many Things... now there is the Bell Of Many Names. XD

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 4 года назад

      And Jack needs more bells so that he can have one for each.

    • @metalglacier9743
      @metalglacier9743 4 года назад

      Why do you need a "me:"?

    • @jannesvanquaillie9151
      @jannesvanquaillie9151 4 года назад

      Can someone make a list of all the bells.

  • @SupernaturalTessa
    @SupernaturalTessa 4 года назад +528

    You can get duplicate boxes to throw at the customers.
    "No. No. Don't make me go back, I don't wanna do it."
    Yup. That's me with the thought of going back to work after lockdown.

    • @not_dark_lord
      @not_dark_lord 4 года назад +2

      Whys there a jacksepticeye pfp next to ur name?

    • @Shadybat
      @Shadybat 4 года назад +5

      Not Dark Lord they are a member

    • @SupernaturalTessa
      @SupernaturalTessa 4 года назад +4

      @@not_dark_lord Because I'm a member of the channel.

    • @thepear4075
      @thepear4075 4 года назад +1

      @@not_dark_lord THEY CLICKED THAT JOIN BUTTON!!!!

    • @lukev108
      @lukev108 4 года назад +1

      Memeeeeberrrr

  • @midnight_madness...
    @midnight_madness... 4 года назад +136

    "Can you come in here and pick up your puke?"
    -Jacksepticeye 2020

  • @Phoenix-pb4sm
    @Phoenix-pb4sm 4 года назад +765

    Jack : *Finds secret door behind a hole in the wall*
    Jack: *Doesn't try to open it*
    WHYYY?!?!?!??

    • @Tiger516funny
      @Tiger516funny 4 года назад +74

      Because there is no way of actually opening it. The "secret ending" is fake.

    • @americanchicken9043
      @americanchicken9043 4 года назад +32

      @@Tiger516funny but he didn't try tho ether

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 4 года назад +43

      @@americanchicken9043 Cory Kenshin tried and you can't

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 4 года назад +20

      I've also watched a video debunking it. Although i've also heard the developer will add new endings, so it might become reality eventually.

    • @Xopbullets
      @Xopbullets 4 года назад +4

      because you can't

  • @firecatcher5168
    @firecatcher5168 4 года назад +125

    Jack: We're back, in hell
    My brain: Hel or Hell? This isn't Animal Crossing

  • @mustachepancake5037
    @mustachepancake5037 4 года назад +153

    Jack: Wants to beat the game
    Game: Duplicate boxes, no text, spooky music

  • @yo_skillzz4135
    @yo_skillzz4135 4 года назад +74

    As jacksepticeye once said “trust me to break the game” he said this a couple years back in his dying light series

  • @lilli554
    @lilli554 4 года назад +186

    Is it just me or is Sean’s hair looking particularly good in this vid?? The shine??? Hello?????

  • @sorinevarnfox2383
    @sorinevarnfox2383 4 года назад +362

    Jacksepticeye: Why does it look like a potato?!
    Me: It's Mr Potato Man's Son.

    • @EAZZEE
      @EAZZEE 4 года назад +5

      Wait, Seán has a son?

    • @_owl_
      @_owl_ 4 года назад +4

      It's Mr potato man from papers please amateur

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 4 года назад +160

    Seán: Ok, I can do this!
    Jack: *a r e y o u s u r e a b o u t t h a t ?*

  • @tasiawickham1031
    @tasiawickham1031 4 года назад +198

    "Fecker" someone's been playing games with Kevin too much, I think

    • @mushroomfrog_7971
      @mushroomfrog_7971 4 года назад +6

      Seán has always said "fecker" tho-

    • @AlqhemyA
      @AlqhemyA 4 года назад

      @@mushroomfrog_7971 Yea

    • @johnmills585
      @johnmills585 4 года назад +4

      That's a thing us Irish people say too...

    • @AlqhemyA
      @AlqhemyA 4 года назад +1

      @@johnmills585 r/whoosh

    • @Oisind33
      @Oisind33 3 года назад

      @@AlqhemyA nah I mean I get the joke but we actually do say feck and fecker a lot

  • @shadouwww4421
    @shadouwww4421 4 года назад +82

    6:35 we almost had a perfect metal scream.

  • @redangelofpreventingharm
    @redangelofpreventingharm 4 года назад +65

    0:02 I feel that. I feel that trauma in my soul, and I'll feel it again in a couple hours when I go to work.

    • @annana6098
      @annana6098 4 года назад +2

      Same. Hell, I see customers like halfway across the store, and I see them see me, and I call out "what can I help you find?" So they can't do that [!] thing and charge at me. It's not much better when customers try to sneak up to me like they don't want something, and then stand six inches away to ask where the clam juice is. Weeeeeeird.

  • @plutolovesvenus
    @plutolovesvenus 4 года назад +805

    Jack: “It’s good to be back in hell”
    Me: This isn’t Hel, Shari isn’t even here

  • @kattyallialchemy5025
    @kattyallialchemy5025 3 года назад +64

    I love to imagine real employees running away from the customers and screaming for their dear life 🤣🤣

    • @rsmobyrd
      @rsmobyrd Год назад +2

      We do 😂😂

  • @angele2370
    @angele2370 4 года назад +428

    Me: *eating a bacon cheese and egg sandwich*
    Jack: 19:17
    Me: *chokes*

  • @connortolan-mask1737
    @connortolan-mask1737 4 года назад +167

    Here’s a random thought, when Jack does is Funniest Home Videos, every time he slaps the white board and says “LAUGH” he should change it by writing and saying “Laugh” in a different language, but we have to guess it.

  • @AGlaxx
    @AGlaxx 4 года назад +108

    Trust Jack to find some hidden room no one wants to go through in a supermarket

  • @Cykoid
    @Cykoid 4 года назад +41

    3:40 laughed way too hard at that, the pitch change was perfect.

  • @ashleighzacharias4795
    @ashleighzacharias4795 4 года назад +326

    Jack: "Smash that like button."
    Me: "In the face, like a boss?
    No? Okay."

  • @gromp1847
    @gromp1847 4 года назад +470

    “Who was the baby and why does he looks like a potato ?”
    Ironic because Séan IS baby ;)

  • @darkm007
    @darkm007 4 года назад +118

    12:21
    Jack: "This is so broken"
    Spiff: "I feel a disturbance in the exploits"

    • @tomenant718
      @tomenant718 4 года назад +4

      Yorkshire Tea will always be on top

    • @zackfair1572
      @zackfair1572 4 года назад +3

      Perfectly balance with no exploit whatsoever.

    • @bensnow421
      @bensnow421 4 года назад

      Is this Spiff exploiting us all to spread his message

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 4 года назад

      Spiff already feels a disturbance when Jack talks about coffee.

  • @scottypittman1
    @scottypittman1 4 года назад +52

    pause it at 2:57
    when people say you can't hear photos.

  • @jimbo_jambo69
    @jimbo_jambo69 4 года назад +350

    "Who owns that baby and why does he look like a potato?"
    Jack you're not a baby? Are you?

  • @LowIntSpecimen
    @LowIntSpecimen 4 года назад +59

    9:56 one of the spray bottles says "you are a loser"

  • @AmuletRebel
    @AmuletRebel 4 года назад +63

    9:56 I noticed the spray bottles say "Kill them now" and one says "You are a loser". That's terrifying but also I'm positive that's not even scratching the surface of a retailer's dark thoughts.

    • @bigress4300
      @bigress4300 4 года назад

      AmuletRebel which one says “You are a loser”?

    • @ndzhelin2651
      @ndzhelin2651 4 года назад +9

      All of the ones with labels have an odd one out that says something depressing. For this specific one the "Kill them now" isn't an easter egg or anything, it's just a morbid name in general for a cleaning product (I assume 'them' refers to germs).

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 года назад

      @@ndzhelin2651 hi your comment was posted 31 seconds ago

    • @mobilegamer5465
      @mobilegamer5465 4 года назад

      Ok that’s weird

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 года назад +1

      @@mobilegamer5465 did you kill Lois yet lol

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +74

    Jack: You're just gonna come after me again, aren't you?
    Guy: *runs after Jack* Excuse me!!
    Jack: *throws box at the guy* Excuse you, indeed!
    I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

  • @blimbloomflimflam7799
    @blimbloomflimflam7799 4 года назад +150

    This game :"Exists *"
    Curved Edges :" Ight imma head out"

    • @straivalist8281
      @straivalist8281 4 года назад +3

      Minecraft: Am I a joke to you?

    • @averagemilffan
      @averagemilffan 4 года назад +2

      @@straivalist8281 entity shadows: am I a joke to you?

    • @IceDudeLikesIce
      @IceDudeLikesIce 4 года назад +1

      Fake pubg for kids: am i a joke to you

    • @straivalist8281
      @straivalist8281 4 года назад

      @@IceDudeLikesIceIsen't pubg in an of itself for kids?

    • @IceDudeLikesIce
      @IceDudeLikesIce 4 года назад

      @@straivalist8281 well kinda but there is a shittier version of it

  • @acecorazón
    @acecorazón 4 года назад +115

    jack: "does ANYBODY want these bones?!"
    **call me kevin screeches in the distance**

    • @oldaccount1610
      @oldaccount1610 4 года назад +3

      Is that the tik toker with human spines on his wall ?

    • @Luciatoon
      @Luciatoon 4 года назад +2

      IIDA?!?!??!!

    • @acecorazón
      @acecorazón 4 года назад +2

      @@Luciatoon yes hello how may i be of service

    • @Luciatoon
      @Luciatoon 4 года назад +2

      @@acecorazón omg iida your amazing 😭🤚

  • @MrMr-te4tw
    @MrMr-te4tw 4 года назад +614

    Sean: Is a potato.
    Also Sean: Makes fun of a baby for looking like a potato.

  • @Eli-gq1qc
    @Eli-gq1qc 4 года назад +124

    Is anybody going to talk about how his eyes are upside down in the thumbnail?

  • @KyoKunSohmaROXX
    @KyoKunSohmaROXX 4 года назад +23

    Sean: "I cant find your thing if I dont know what it is!"
    Retail workers worldwide: "I felt that."

  • @bingchilling7900
    @bingchilling7900 4 года назад +70

    “Welcome back to Hel”
    *Toss boy used to work at this retailer confirmed*

    • @beedoesthings8037
      @beedoesthings8037 4 года назад +6

      Ang Li He went to hell for dismembering the customers, breaking the knees of his manager and burning the building down. He hates Shari so much because she reminds him of the kind of people he had to deal with in retail.

  • @alexxd3366
    @alexxd3366 4 года назад +305

    "Who was the baby and why did he look like a potato?" Jack, you're discriminating against your own kind!

    • @Marz-bar
      @Marz-bar 4 года назад +7

      GLaDOS would be so disappointed in him

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 4 года назад +4

      Potatoes eveywhere are offended

    • @hanaeve__
      @hanaeve__ 4 года назад +2

      Tsk tsk tsk, disappointed.

    • @dropdead8945
      @dropdead8945 4 года назад +3

      No, the baby is an insult to potatoes

    • @WorriedtheCircusDemon
      @WorriedtheCircusDemon 4 года назад

      For shame!!

  • @alaskagyal
    @alaskagyal 4 года назад +23

    Glad to see that Jack is still as funny as he was years ago. Love it.

  • @SanjowK
    @SanjowK 4 года назад +50

    Jack, your "The manager" impression is so spot on, that i hate every single thing about him. i had to skip that part

  • @christashajohnson6612
    @christashajohnson6612 4 года назад +202

    Did anyone notice the cleaning spray says “kill them now” at 9:54

    • @christashajohnson6612
      @christashajohnson6612 4 года назад

      Hay Mak'd yea probably so... its just funny and unexpected lol

    • @christashajohnson6612
      @christashajohnson6612 4 года назад

      Hay Mak'd yea probably so... its just funny and unexpected lol

    • @warlockguy42
      @warlockguy42 4 года назад

      It'a bug spray -_-

    • @christashajohnson6612
      @christashajohnson6612 4 года назад +1

      warlockguy42 oh the box says cleaning so I thought it might’ve been cleaning spray 😊

    • @warlockguy42
      @warlockguy42 4 года назад +2

      @@christashajohnson6612 anti bacterial spray maybe?

  • @Kaneki11706
    @Kaneki11706 4 года назад +360

    When Jack said welcome to hell:
    me: Tom Nook is around..

  • @wittymchitty
    @wittymchitty 4 года назад +502

    Jack at 1:48 :"Is this a British game?"
    Me: "That explains the teeth"

  • @lobsterverse
    @lobsterverse 4 года назад +49

    Sean: No one said "Thank you"
    Me: Thank you for playing this!

  • @onearmdude2921
    @onearmdude2921 4 года назад +58

    That room with the bones looked like it had a door that Jack didn’t notice.

    • @bubbubthealmighty9240
      @bubbubthealmighty9240 4 года назад +1

      Hentai Central maybe you need to enter the amount of days the wall with the door thing has scratched on it

    • @GladinGAFloodGoFundMe
      @GladinGAFloodGoFundMe 4 года назад +1

      Yep, apparently there's a code entry pad.

    • @liamk3451
      @liamk3451 4 года назад +1

      @@GladinGAFloodGoFundMe
      the key pad does nothing and the door doesn't open as far as i know

    • @sosaalexis48
      @sosaalexis48 4 года назад

      @@GladinGAFloodGoFundMe Every door has that same pad xD
      The door does nothing unfortunately u.u

  • @animeuwu7845
    @animeuwu7845 4 года назад +149

    Jack: *finds a glitch*
    Also jack: hmm yes let’s exploit this

  • @kaylananninga6432
    @kaylananninga6432 4 года назад +47

    14:50 *breaks the game so he can put all the boxes into one aisle* "I'm having a great time"
    literally 2 seconds later: I hate this, the text not showing up! That's garbage!!

  • @wrd2mymom
    @wrd2mymom 4 года назад +57

    "What was with that baby?!"
    *Intense crying*
    "Why did it look like a potato!?!?!"

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 года назад +1

      Hello Yoda are you on drugs? Usually you don't talk in normal sentences you speak with words turned around

  • @nursyahrinaamira3004
    @nursyahrinaamira3004 4 года назад +247

    Jack: "It's good to be back...in hell!"
    Me: I think even Toss Boy would be afraid of this hell Jack XD

  • @fatrat3436
    @fatrat3436 4 года назад +179

    new title: *Jack having a panic attack about rude people and screaming that babies look like potatoes*

  • @speedrunnersfcone1614
    @speedrunnersfcone1614 4 года назад +44

    2:44 he tricked me completely! I believed every second of it! He should be a comedian...
    Does he have 90 minutes?

  • @philkite9570
    @philkite9570 4 года назад +254

    Jack:
    "is this a british game?"
    also jack:
    "ooooooooh" as is if it explains everything
    Edit: to all of you who didn't get the joke i know the £ is British (i am british) and also i meant as in it explains the psycho demon crowds, which it does tbh

    • @Leo-fz6ck
      @Leo-fz6ck 4 года назад +6

      He saw the spelling

    • @R.NGrant
      @R.NGrant 4 года назад +2

      People are banging on the door trying to get stuff for quarantine

    • @yikeschel9977
      @yikeschel9977 4 года назад +3

      the currency was 'pound' which is the British currency

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 4 года назад

      sub to unus annus he knows that

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 4 года назад +2

      The signs have £ on them so of course that explains it.

  • @hopeisaacs5254
    @hopeisaacs5254 4 года назад +357

    Sean: "To all you retailers, I get it."
    Me: "Have you mopped up an overflowed toilet clogged by a flushed tampon?..... No, you don't Sean.... no you don't."

    • @heatherm3180
      @heatherm3180 4 года назад +2

      RIP

    • @GrimReaper-rf1ku
      @GrimReaper-rf1ku 4 года назад +4

      O O F

    • @dakotamuncy5641
      @dakotamuncy5641 4 года назад +1

      That's got to be rough man

    • @Aio2772
      @Aio2772 4 года назад +1

      Yucky

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 4 года назад +20

      Or went to clean the bathrooms in the bookstore you work at only to find a girlie magazine filled with semen. People are disgusting.

  • @sleepydruid100
    @sleepydruid100 4 года назад +67

    Seeing Seán break down after one shift. Me: Welcome to retail.

    • @chunky8684
      @chunky8684 4 года назад +2

      the thing i hate most about retail is when the text doesn't show up and then they get mad and need to speak to the manager after 5 seconds

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 4 года назад +14

    Jack’s emotions at start of last episode: excited
    Jack’s emotions at start of this episode: H E L P M E ! **sobs**

  • @EAZZEE
    @EAZZEE 4 года назад +20

    One of the cleaning supplies says 'you are a loser', and I've never vibed with a detergent so hard

  • @bl00dsh3d
    @bl00dsh3d 4 года назад +39

    Speed is key
    and when you have a glitch, speed is the only thing that exists

  • @charliewennerstrom8010
    @charliewennerstrom8010 4 года назад +110

    “I don’t wanna go back, I don’t wanna go back” sounds like America but it’s British

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +259

    *"Leave It To Me To Absolutely Break The Game And Beat It Anyway."*
    -jacksepticeye
    Lol! 😂😂😂

    • @tiosevenstars
      @tiosevenstars 4 года назад +8

      And what I love is that he also got the "not-showing text" bug, so it's okay to beat it with glitch if it's buggy anyway XD

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +4

      Handityo Suryo N That's very true lol...they have a lot to fix in this game, but I hope they don't fix it because seeing RUclipsrs get frustrated at bugs is hilarious lol! 😂😂😂

    • @dominiquelamothe2425
      @dominiquelamothe2425 3 года назад +1

      Whaaat how did you get 14 hearts from Jack?? You're so lucky 😭

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 3 года назад +1

      @@dominiquelamothe2425 I just commented a lot. I commented stuff that made me laugh, if I had something witty to say, if I agree with something, or if I find of quote that really inspires me... I don’t comment that much now though, so yeah! 😅

  • @poisonedbubbletea270
    @poisonedbubbletea270 4 года назад +39

    “To all you retailers, I get it”
    Buddy, ily but try having a 4 pint milk thrown at you and can’t bend down to stock shelves without getting harassed by some old dude

  • @kaywilliams7540
    @kaywilliams7540 4 года назад +75

    Alternate title: Jack develops PTSD by helping customers in a video game

  • @yehiarizk1836
    @yehiarizk1836 4 года назад +29

    Jack beating the game by finding a glitch
    Everyone else: YOU WHAT

  • @seanmuffin1461
    @seanmuffin1461 2 года назад +2

    I’m convinced that the glitches are intentional. All I do at work is make one task last as long as possible until the day ends. Also with the invisible text glitch some customers are like that. They don’t/can’t tell you want they want and then get mad that you don’t know what they want.

  • @saraawji171
    @saraawji171 4 года назад +145

    This is exactly how I feel at my job! EXACTLY! I be crying my eyes out, especially when dealing with idotic people during this pandemic! Like, im risking my life so you can have food on the table and this is the shit you give me!

    • @ladyhitchhikerjackmanson8097
      @ladyhitchhikerjackmanson8097 4 года назад +12

      Sara Awji you deserve better treatment. Thank you for being so brave.

    • @kohakuusagi
      @kohakuusagi 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, that's ridiculous. That really pisses me off. What the hell, is wrong with people? Treat customer service employees like garbage before all this, and now it's even worse. How does that make sense? Smdh. I'm so sorry you have to go through that and thank you so much for everything you're doing ❤️

    • @threebody596
      @threebody596 4 года назад +5

      My dad used to work in retail and if there was an idiot he would say "its my last day at the job and i get off jn 5 minutes i was just on my way to pack up" or "this is my first day on the job i don't know were thi gs are or how it works"

    • @slgoffinet72
      @slgoffinet72 4 года назад

      @@iamginger6802 There is nothing wrong with that! You asked nicely and genuinely didn't know if they had any or not. You were being very polite, so there is nothing wrong with that!

  • @kels7019
    @kels7019 4 года назад +24

    Speaking from a retail perspective myself, I can say 1:43 is the most accurate thing during this time. People fighting and toilet paper is scattered across the floor. Also, thank you everyone working through these hard times!!

  • @brendanwright1038
    @brendanwright1038 4 года назад +80

    2:07 nobody’s gonna talk about how there is a door in the room? you probably can’t open it judging by the skeleton but he didn’t even try. any one who has played this game does that Easter egg go further can you open the door? Or is it locked and basically a wall?

    • @fedorahiggins2093
      @fedorahiggins2093 4 года назад +13

      It isn't an openable door.

    • @kels7019
      @kels7019 4 года назад +12

      Brendan Wright when the manager is about to fire you, maybe going back there could unlock something? Not sure, just a thought

    • @trevorhoffman7050
      @trevorhoffman7050 4 года назад +12

      Pandaray nah there’s a RUclips video testing it, it doesn’t do anything

    • @gordonkam3107
      @gordonkam3107 4 года назад +5

      Pandaray when the manager chases you, the staff rooms are locked. Watch kubz scouts

    • @woahhello9167
      @woahhello9167 4 года назад +2

      how about when you finished the 10 boxes tho?

  • @grammarefabian24601
    @grammarefabian24601 4 года назад +63

    For the thumbnail, I thought “something is wrong with seán’s face..” then I realised he flipped his eyes upside down and I was like ________
    👃
    👁 👁

  • @fallenhd7988
    @fallenhd7988 4 года назад +23

    Anti is just casually chilling in the head of Seán making the Manager’s voice 🤣 I mean what his voice got higher it really showed

  • @tubblebub
    @tubblebub 4 года назад +22

    I just noticed that on each of the products he puts away, one of them says something jacked up on it. Like how he saw the one paint can that said pain, but there are others that are more explicit. I wanna know what they all say, but I sure ain't trying to play this, lol.

    • @impossiblepath1972
      @impossiblepath1972 4 года назад

      I just watched Mark's playthrough and there was comment that listed all of them. There were some like "Your wasting your life" and some others.

  • @sidneysimons6475
    @sidneysimons6475 4 года назад +22

    2:54
    "I'm not giving up on my job at all...
    (Stands up, inhales)
    BOI"!!!
    Good God my eyes almost popped out my head, I was laughing so hard!

  • @heddja
    @heddja 4 года назад +17

    your laugh made my entire week, so thanks for that :)