"There was a miscommunication and no one actually ordered the pizza." Translation - "The Boss/Owner decided he didn't want to spend a couple hundred dollars on all of you peasants after all."
Not always, I have met some brilliant (but air headed) CEOs and various other leaders. (I have also met complete idiots who only got the job through connections). I give it a 50/50 chance.
From the name of the redditor, the similarity of the post, and the time frame, I am fairly certain this actually happened where I used to work. The manager was just a complete air head, and genuinely just forgot. One of my friends asked him where the pizza was and he responded "What pizza?" Really dumb guy from what everyone told me.
Why do adults never believe that children know their own minds. My daughter, as a child said she didn’t ever want a baby, I believed her but some family members didn’t, some still want to know when she will have a baby. She is 38 now and they just can’t accept it I guess.
School lockdown. The lockdown finally ended after 4 hours. 50 hungry, thirsty, and overheated fifth graders happy to be out of a closet in the music room after barely being able to breathe. We are now breathing, cool, and drinking, and we know we are about to eat. Then we get the message: There was a report that there was a gunman. The person who made the report just came out to say it was false. We all were so mad. Four hours. I was one of the lucky ones who weren’t hungry (I am used to not eating even though I eat enough, I just never feel hungry), thirsty, didn’t pass out, and I was next to the wall which got coated with water from the condensation. I was really lucky and somehow wasn’t scared, but a few people passed out. We were all very mad after the announcement.
Something similar happened at my high school. Some kid decided it was a brilliant idea to post on facebook he was gonna shoot up the school then not show up. The facebook post was discovered by staff around one hour left in the school day. School day was suddenly 4 hours longer.
Yeah something kinda similar happened, tornado safety except it wasn't a drill this time and it got really scary. We all stayed there for about 20 minutes in the huddling position and another 40 minutes waiting for the tornado alert to go away. Our backs hurt, we were hungry to death, extremely thirsty, and bored. There was no tornado, glad there wasn't though.
@@thepinkestpigglet7529 Did we go to the same school? After the frist lockdown we had lunch then after that had another lockdown soon after. For me that day was just annoying everyone was making forts in the classrooms
12:00 my nan passed away this year and she was a very humours woman, very sadistic and we like to think we have our sense of humour from her. So I asked mum, "knock knock" she replied "who's there", and I replied, "well its not your mum..." and to my surprise she absolutely burst into laughter and said "that was rough as" and claimed nanna would have laughed at that too.
I was playing Cards Against Humanity with some (now ex)friends. One was on the larger side and when she was the Card Tsar she drew the black card "How am I maintaining my sex life?" She made the remark "By the way I don't have one" and we all laughed with her. When she went to pick up the cards the first one said "Dat ass". It's CAH, an offensive card game for terrible people. The table went silent before she launched into a tyraid about how inappropriate it was to play that card on her. We thought she was joking at first but she kept demanding to know who played it. Luckily no one fessed up and eventually she just threw the card across the room and said "Well that one's obviously not getting picked. It's not funny." Killed the mood of the game pretty fast and we ended it about five minutes later because everyone was kind of still on edge that she would blow up so much when the name of the game was offend everyone. I later found out who played the card, they're the only person from that group I still like lol
@@persey7241 It implied that she was single because she was fat. Also I 100% recommend the game as long as you play it with people who actually have a sense of humor and can take a joke
@@nyxstyx388 those are insecurity issues then, because in that situation I would rather interpret it as one of the guys hinting he'd give her some action
@@persey7241 I was all in good fun, but she had a problem with getting offended easily about everything. We were all friends and we each took our turns being insulted by the game, but she didn't like it when it came to her. Funny thing is, I might not remember what the other cards were but "Dat ass" was the funniest in my opinion
Yes, it's a great game.. I will say if you are gay or black it really gets offensive, dark, and fucked up.. I am a black woman and I have a lot of gay friends. It's a good game. It can easily be ruined by a sensitive insecure person. It does give a warning.
14:31 "She slapped one side of his face, then expected guests to take sides." Guest 1: "I'll take the side that was slapped!" Guest 2: "I'll take the non-slapped side!"
"There was a miscommunication and no one actually ordered the pizza" that is also a great way to see high schoolers who were promised free pizza go from happy and hyper to murderous
When my long lost relatives showed up out of the blue at my grandpa's house while I was visiting. Just when the conversation reached that awkward lull where no one could think of any more redundant catching up questions to ask and the cliched weather remarks had already been used up, my teenage brother kicks open the screen door. He was unaware that these guests had showed up and were sitting in the house because he had been outside hitting rocks at boats with his tennis racket. When everyone suddenly turns to stare at him, it was too late. He had already turned his ass towards the crowd and began to push out this five-second-long tearing leather fart that sounded like it would've been really painful. I suppose it was meant to impress me, but he ended up having a sizeable audience and just decided to proceed. There was a dead silence as the last of it was expelled. I attempted to cover my face because I couldn't contain my laughter. I stumbled into the kitchen and rounded the staircase but still hadn't taken a breath. I had pushed all the air out of my lungs because I had erupted in laughter like I had never known before. I began to panic as I crawled up the steps attempting to draw a much needed breath. Meanwhile my Mom stepped right over my collapsed body in pursuit of my brother. She chased him out onto the deck and he leapt off into the yard. This side of the family did not appreciate this type of thing. But that's what made it even funnier to me. He ruined the family reunion, but gave me the best laugh of my life. I had laughed so hard I was honestly scared that I wouldn't be able to breath again.
Once I worked at a no kill chicken processing plant. I worked on the night cleaning crew, and on our pre work meeting, 2 days before Christmas, our boss was congratulating us for our great work, and to let us know we meet all our goals, and exceeded some.... then he dropped the following on us: Management is deciding that we have to work Christmas, and its mandatory. You call in, or miss, you are fired. And our bonus has been cancelled, leaving many of our workers completely screwed. That night, our supervisor, and the night boss were punched in the face and 3/4 of their night crew (and over half of the first/second shift) quit on the spot.
thats probably illegal. (christmas is a religious holiday) I don't know how well this would hold up, but it's definitely not legal. (even if its not on the religious part, one can argue they are setting people up to be fired, by creating situations where one cannot reasonable do what is asked)
A couple years ago, I went to this restaurant with my boyfriend and his family for his sister's birthday. There was about 10-15 of us. The evening was going good until this older couple sitting at a table beside us kept giving our table dirty looks and whispering to each other because his aunt's baby was crying. One of the family members overheard what they were saying and decided to say something along the lines of "mind your own business." This quickly escalated into a screaming match between the whole family and the couple. I can remember one of his family members calling them crackheads and his grandpa shouting "SHUT THE FUCK UP" and the whole restaurant going silent. The workers of course had to intervene and the whole situation was shut down as fast as it started. It was very awkward at the time but thinking back on it makes me laugh.
My grandmother had just passed away, and we are sharing memories, and mostly everyone got done crying. The narcissistic neighbor walks in with his wife and everyone looked at him. The whole time he talked about his family and drama even though someone legit just died a couple hours ago. Everyone went from ok to angry because of him.
There are people reading your comment who can relate. Adults/young adults. They wont say anything because this sort of thing is unforgivable, apparently.
This was me. Always. You're welcome! You should really be more grateful to people like me. Most of my professors expected you to turn in the homework regardless. I was just reminding the class that, whether you are aware or not, you will be graded on homework that your teacher almost didn't even tell you about. Although I guess you could be complaining because me not announcing it in class means some people won't do it, which will bring down the curve. Up to you to decide if that is worth getting upset about.
No, I’d be mad if I got in trouble the next day for not doing it because the teacher forgot to remind us. Just because the teacher forgets to tell you doesn’t mean the homework goes away; you should be glad to get a heads-up on it.
I spent my time working on it. Just because you didn't, doesn't mean my work should go to waste, no? Plus, I'd help people prepare theirs during the break, but never let them copy. Why? So they'd use their brain a little and maybe learn a thing too.
When my sister Inlaw starts her bs giving parenting advice to the whole family based on her experience as a mom of a six month old and my daughter is leaving for the air force in a couple months
@Work and Stuff APM didn't grant the licences that were needed to perform it and broadcast it. medium.com/@js_jrod/why-sweet-victory-missed-the-super-bowl-78d50c3ddfa4
Originally, I didn't like Maroon 5 that much. So I was kinda "eh" on the whole idea of them playing, just as long as we got a proper tribute to Stephen Hillenburg. But what we got was a mocking... ooh, I've never hated a band so much than when I did then. I was FURIOUS, and since that day, I've hated Maroon 5 for disrespecting the legacy of SpongeBob's creator like that.
I have one; there was a day this year where, when my lecturer entered the room, he came in very upbeat and happy. My class was more or less the same, goofing around and all that. It was an average day basically, and nothing too out of the ordinary had happened. Then, when my lecturer started talking, he suddenly talked about tianmen square and the numerous students that ended up killed because of it, and even began crying. "They were all your age, just like you," He choked out. He comes from China, and he's horrified and sad about the whole thing. He told us to be glad that we have freedom. The day went on really somberly from then on. Really flipped a switch on the mood.
When they let Della go. I worked at JCPenney at the time and Della was our head office leader / payroll leader. She was very quiet, always reading a book during lunch while the rest of us goofed off, but if you ever needed ANYTHING involving her position, she was the sweetest and kindest person. Also very detailed when you had concerns / questions. One day she wasn't at lunch. No biggie. Maybe she had the day off or was sick. A whole week went by and she hadn't shown. Next Monday, still not there. Finally one of my team members, Steve, asked our supervisor if she knew what was up. Apparently they had let her go. They gave the reason "she is not a team player and cooperation and friendliness are our MAIN goals." Really it was because she'd been there forever and was near retirement. The store was losing money thanks to corporate getting rid of the new CEO and taking back the old one, jacking up all the prices, and stopping a majority of coupons. Obviously no one wanted to shop there anymore and they needed to cut cost. So they got rid of one of the highest paid employees. The whole team was furious. After that, none of us were willing to cooperate with the new store manager and assistant store manager.
My sister's 19th birthday party. It was in 2018, so I didn't really expect the reaction that happened. She had invited over about 30ish friends from high school and college as well as the other sisters and myself. We do the cake and presents, and at the end, she says she has an announcement to make. She comes out as bisexual. I already had a feeling she was just from being around her the past couple of years. I expect her friends to be all happy for her. No. We live in a rural, very Christian area. Nearly 20 people immediately left, and the others stayed but according to my sister they distanced themselves from her later after they went home. My sister calls me crying at 2 a.m.; someone had outed her on social media before she could make it public herself. I ask if she needs me to come over (she has anxiety and depression and spending time with me helps her deal apparently) and she says not now but later. So that afternoon I come over with a little blue and pink cake and celebrate, just the two of us. She's got better friends now, too.
This honestly makes me so sad... Coming from a *very* Christian household I know what this can be like, to be shunned by your cohorts even on *suspicion* of irregularity...
Don't worry, she didn't really lose any friends that night. She just lost the parasites that we're sucking away her energy and life away. She cleared them off her and got herself some good, real friends.
@@eddygci8 I doubt that Micheal scott doesnt have SOMETHING wrong with him. He has such a big problem with reading the room, have you seen the ep about phyllis getting flashed? He was making jokes about it..
In english class, we were reading but someone's phone buzzed twice. My teacher asked who's it was. No one confessed so she banned all electronic devices. Even the iPads required by the school. No one was happy lmfao
Whenever it's revealed the bride or groom at a wedding has been cheating, assuming there's no violence like in the story at 21 minutes in, I just wonder what the photographer was supposed to do
I was watching this video, laughing hysterically at a story. Then a fly landed on my desk. Tried to swat it and spilled my ENTIRE beer over the couch. Needless to say it's all a bit ugly and sour now. Edit: Some of it spilled into the usb slot and I got a notification: usb device not recognized
The restaurant I worked at was having a meeting, In the meeting they told us they were closing the restaurant for 3 days to put in new carpeting, upholstery, counters, and furnishing. Everyone cheered and thought we were having a good ol 3 days off. Then they broke the news that everyone was required to come in and do deep cleaning inside and outside of the restaurant. Scrub walls, floors, cabinets, degreese the kitchen, dismantle all displays and clean behind them throw out any old unwanted junk, shine and polish everything. Just a massive cleaning from top to bottom. Just when everyone was whispering their get togethers with each other.😂 Everyone was so mad.
5:25 imagine this: it's christmas morning, everyone has just finished getting their breakfast food and is sitting down at the table. napkins on lap, picking up our forks, when suddenly, a voice arises: "what do you guys think about the existence of racism in america? personally, i don't think it exists!" thanks uncle. really needed *that* today.
"The ninth of November 2001." Ways to tell you've got someone from outside the US reading something and not paying attention to the context... the date you wanted was *September 11,* not November 9.
@@sebastianb.3978 Except someone had to put the post through TTS, listen to it -- because not all these posts are read word for word on this channel, which probably means they're either editing some to make them sound better/for grammar or they are using a really weird TTS -- and then edit and upload this video. I'm not talking to the text to speech, I'm talking about the person who uses it to make reddit vids.
9:31 I paused and cackled for a minute straight. The fact that she was so badass and that the husband was in the bathroom and missed seeing the showdown is amazing
In my jr high we had a motivational speaker who has hardcore mormon. He said something about girls wanting to get married and a boy cheered a long with the girls. The speaker pointed him out and said something a little demeaning. Everyone was instantly upset because this boy was very much gay and that it was super fucked up to laugh at him in front of the whole student body. A teacher confronted him about it after the assembly and said it was fucked up and he should apologize because the kid was crying. He just scoffed and said "Oh you're one of those people who support that" he was barred from speaking in any school who shared our values in our area
Yeah the lds people who do that are terrible. And yes I am lds but do what you want. Its supposed to be about basically what Jesus said. It was "love one another." Don't forget that the bible verse that started it was most likely a mistranslation meaning man on boy not man on man. Please remember that there are good led people out there. Not these people though.
I remember my 7/8 grade choir Christmas party. It was a pretty big choir, around 70-80 kids. A bunch of them had brought snacks and stuff, we were all just a bunch of dumb preteens talking and messing around, generally having a good, festive time. People started to quiet down, until everyone goes silent, and I look over to see one girl I'd known since I was little on the ground having a seizure. We were all just dead quiet until the teacher comes running out telling someone to call the office, an ambulance, something. We got told to go to the band room, where the 7/8 grade band kids were. A bunch of people were crying, including me, and the band kids were trying their best to comfort us. She's fine now, but it messed me up so bad I had to ask to postpone a minor detention, which wasn't something I normally did, especially since the teacher holding DT that day was one I had problems with. Even worse was I got so shaken up I forgot my mom's birthday. I'm so glad that girl is okay, she made a pretty quick recovery. I remember trying to shove down all emotions and reaction when my then S/O (one of the band kids) was trying to make sure I was okay. Definitely not something I want anyone to experience, but it was a sobering moment. We were all just waiting in almost-silence for the final bell to ring.
The dude who called out his wife at the wedding is brilliant. I wish there was more to it, like if he was like "Now the two of you can kiss!" or kicking them out or having the audience lynch them or something.
> 19:25 Gorilla story Yes, this is definitely how gorillas are eating. The jam is that they eat leaves and grass, but leaves and grass are really hard to digest. Cows and similar mammals have special digestive organ with symbiotic bacteria which help them digest grass, but gorillas don't. So, the only way to get nutrients is to digest your food twice.
This wasnt a room, it was a swimming pool. In 6th grade a girl had a pool party at her house with about 20 people who attended. Most kids were in the pool but some were eating snacks, checking their phone, etc. One kid had went to the front yard to answer a phone call from an unknown number that had been spam calling him. Kid comes back with the worst expression ever. He goes to the girls mom (who was the only adult there) and tells her something. She looks horrified and the kid next to her drops whatever he was holding. She grabs the kids hand and brings him to her car. She drives away with him and everyone remains quiet... we were waiting for the kid who dropped his punch (I think it was punch) to tell us what happened. Apparently the number that was calling the kid was a hospital. The kids parents had gotten in a car crash driving home (they had dropped him off at the party and then left) His dad died in the crash and his mom died in the hospital. Everyone just sat there until the b-day girls mom got back. When she got back, she told us the the kids aunt was there and that's who had been calling him. (I guess she got a new number or something, idk) Most kids just went home or distanced themselves from everyone else. I called my mom to pick me up and I went home and cried (I hardly knew the kid or his parents but I couldn't help it) He never came back to school and this made the news (idk which station, but if you find it, you can comment a link to it) There was four rumours about what happened to the kid afterwards: 1. He killed himself 2. He went to go live with his aunt 3. He ran away after getting dropped off at the hospital 4. His aunt sent him to a boarding school (supposedly someone got a letter from him that said this but we couldn't prove is he really wrote the letter or not) Anyway, he also had an older sister who overdosed on drugs two days later. She was always very unstable and this just- it broke her.
I hallucinated at least twice when I was a kid. Nothing as dramatic as the cake story, but for all I know I hallucinated other things and just never caught that they weren’t real.
Hallucination is surprisingly common in kids; that's why there's the old wives' tale about how kids can see things adults can't. The majority of them don't hallucinate, sure, but a lot of them do. It tends to go away pretty quickly, but IIRC the kid at the party was 6 so I totally believe it was a real hallucination.
I work at a catering hall. Party going great, everyone having a great time. Time for dessert and for whatever reason, the guests decided there were not enough pastries. (There were a lot of desserts and cakes, etc.) The mood went from great to psychotic. I got more pastries...the husband grabs the huge tray of them and starts passing them around angrily...it was as though humans all became angry demons in 2 seconds. That day I learned how horrible seemingly nice people can get over absolutely nothing. Hope they never come back.
Well, the unfortunate fact is that people tend to be more honest when they're drunk. So being drunk is not an excuse for bad behavior. Apparently he was being honest, but choosing another woman over your wife in the looks department is humiliating to her. Doing that to your wife is stupid. Doing that to your wife IN PUBLIC......... damn, that's just suicidal!
@@heatherhillman1 Because being an honest person is bad? The wife wasn't honest. Or was deluded. Did she really think she was prettiest? Maybe the shallowest.
5:15 reminds me of when I was working as a lifeguard and for working 8 hours in disgusting heat and bad conditions my boss told me she would buy me a pizza the next day. The next day I show up and didn't pack a lunch because I thought I was getting pizza. Boss shows up forgot about the pizza. I work 8 hours and don't have any food. She promises that she will buy some tomorrow. I showed up the next day with no lunch because how could she be dumb enough to forget it twice. Boss shows up, forgot to buy the fucking pizza and I don't eat for 8 hours. I'll admit it was my fault for trusting her. I should I have not put my faith in someone that is borderline special needs.
The band leader at the wedding reception who thought the, "... give the flowers to the prettiest girl..." idea was somehow a GOOD IDEA, because the four girls/women at each table who don't get the flowers are just going to LOVE that part of the night, he's beyond clueless. What girl/woman is going to not love spending two hours getting dressed and ready so they can be told, "we're all going to look around the room and judge you all, and sorry, but you aren't pretty enough to even get cheap plastic flowers." He should be paid a handful of cheap plastic flowers, and just the rest of the band getting paid any money.
"my husband was upstairs taking a dump so he missed the whole thing" made me laugh more than it should've. Also I feel bad for op in that story. But I'm glad she left a lasting warning on that dude's face to never put your hands on someone
7:05 I was working on my art project while listening to this, so when I heard "ninth of November, 2001," I was confused, and decided to rewind it so I could see if I could look up what happened and find out why they were let out early. Then, when I read the actual date, I realized that it just wasn't being read the way Americans read it, and that they were actually talking about 9/11. I'm 13, so I never actually lived through 9/11. From school, I have been told by my teachers that it used to be a lot different before 9/11. There wasn't as much fighting over things like politics. There wasn't as much security, especially not at airports. Honestly, since it has been like this my whole life, I just can't begin to fathom how much everything has changed, and how big of an impact it made on the lives of people who went through it. I mean, I can understand how *horrible* the attack and everything that ensued was, but I just can't wrap my head around how everything was affected. I mean, life after 9/11 is all that I've ever known...
oh, there was still fighting over politics, especially in the 1970's. Clinton's trist with Monica Lewinski was a sh-t show.. but overall.. yeah, things were much better.
A related story to complement the one at 23:35. A politician was in a political party that denied that the Holocaust happened. So he went on a show that was similar to the show Who Do You Think You Are, turns out his grandmother was not only Jewish, but also survived the Holocaust. So what did was quit the political party he was in and reconciled with his past.
This actually happened 3 days ago. I was in 7th hour band class and we had our football game the next day so we were all pretty hyped. Our band director was giving instructions on how to take proper care of our band uniforms. This one girl was on her phone and broke the news to the class that queen Elizabeth died. The BD stopped talking mid sentence and all of us were silent, jaw dropped and we all looked at each other with the same facial expression. This wasn’t a sour mood but you could tell that the mood completely changed.
Years ago, back in the 90's, I was at this roadside bar just hanging out with some friends, shooting pool. We were all having a pretty good time, everybody was just chill. They could be pretty rough at times but were a good bunch of people, give you the shirt off their back. Then this really buff guy walks in. We could see he was buff because he was naked. He just wandered around staring at people until he got to the pool table and eyes up one of my friends. He says in this weird accent "give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle." Well, that wasn't going to happen, especially with a complete stranger. Robert (he hated being called Bob) was a bit stunned, but thought it was a joke. "You forgot to say please", he came back with. We all thought that was pretty funny. Robert was a smoker back then and could be a bit impetuous, so he stubbed his cigar out on this guys chest. This guy didn't even blink, and we were all like WTF? he's on PCP or something. He grabbed Robert's hand and just crushed it - Robert was down on his knees. Well, the guys couldn't take that, so Charles lands a good whack on the back of his head with a pool cue. This guy doesn't even notice it. He grabs Charles by the jacket and throws him through the window. There was this other guy there I didn't know well, he pulled out a knife and tried to stab this guy. It was weird, like the knife turned into rubber or something when he went in. Well, this buff guy grabs the knife, twists the guy over the pool table and stabs him through the shoulder. At that stage, we just turned tail and ran out of there, not our proudest moment, but this guy was like a killing machine or something. That pretty much ruined the night.
Everyone was having a good time watching the video but then the editor put a link in the video and everyone got real mad. We still don't know what it is to this day.
Fastest way to turn a whole room, all ppl going from party happy to snotty, crying and complaining ppl was back in 95 during a small party inside where my friend released a whole spray can of teargas/cz spray that was 10 times stronger than what police used, everyone was outside house in bad mood within seconds after starting to feel it
My grandpa was a navy medic back in, and he was always a bit of a straight talker. During one gathering, my 8 year old cousin is there, he abruptly starts telling us about the time he helped out on a "truth serum" test for vets with PTSD, and how it made one of them say "There are 18 year old boys getting shot as soon as they step off the boat, and yelling 'mama!!!'" Auntie tried for the save by telling the little cousin that stuff like that doesn't happen anymore, but mom interjects that yes it does.
7:07 Jesus. The look you’d have seen on my face when school was let out early would’ve just been an ear to ear grin, and I probably would’ve just stood there in shock when I heard that... the thing... happened.
When I was about 4 or 5, I attended a special needs facility out of town on some days of the week as well as my regular nursery class near my home. The special needs staff had a jar full of smarties and she would give each child exactly two to take home when it was time to leave. On one particular day, she started the class by promising us all a treat at the end and then she produced a full unopened multipack of smarties from her desk drawer, with enough packets for each child in attendance that day. The class goes on as usual, with everyone in a good mood from anticipating the upcoming treat. During the end of class, we were all lined up, ready and waiting for our smarties. That's when she proceeded to open the regular glass jar and empty all of the packets into it, leaving us with the empty tubes to take home plus our regular allocation of just two smarties. Her empty apology of "I'm sorry, but there's none." did nothing to alleviate the tears as we looked despairingly into our empty cardboard tubes. Curiously enough she was replaced sometime after, but that could just as easily be attributed to her old age. In retrospect, I kinda have mixed feelings about the whole ordeal as it could very well be that she was trying to teach us a lesson on how people can and will screw you over in life when you least expect it. Either that or I'm reading into it too much.
Nah she got fired for messing with the kid's heads that's just mean. You can't promise a kid something, have it and not produce that's heart breaking for them.
@@quarkedbutt8711 from what happens you can't even blame them for being heartless becaus the same will happen to you and WHY THE FUK IS AUTO CORECT CHANGING them TO Tham
Online chat room went from 0 to 100 in an instant. I was making superheroes based on fairy tale characters, like their background story & design was inspired by a fairytale. I made a male hero with the Little Mermaid as his background story. So basically Aquaman, but with the colors of Ariel. It just looked better to have Ariel colors than Aquaman colors. He looked beautiful, badass, & I loved his design. I uploaded the pictures of my characters into the chat to show my "friends", with a brief summary of what the characters are like & their story, their relationships, rivalry, their everything, etc. Details you would want to know about a character. My online "friends" started calling me "insensitive" & "transphobic" because something about somebody in the chat getting offended - a girl who I've never interacted with at all, nor was I aware she was trans. It was like a landmine made of eggshells as soon as I presented my characters. They didn't say shit about the other characters, just the Merman. Something about him got their panties in a twist. Maybe the colors? Maybe the sex of the character? IDK I got really angry that they were doing this - after 5 years of being online friends & being cool/supportive of my art -, so I left the chat & never spoke to them since. Obviously I let loose some harsh words before leaving. It felt satisfying to release my feelings from the bottle. Only the 2 guys who weren't in the chat room stayed friends with me after I left. I don't know if they keep contact with the rest of them or not. I don't really care if they do, it's their business not mine. I'm not changing my characters. It's not "transphobic" to be inspired by superheroes & fairytales and wanting to mix the genres together. Nor is it to use certain color schemes. One is these days, I'll publish my comics or make my dreams come true and produce a cartoon tv show. When I do, I'll laugh at those idiots. Cause I'm keeping the Merman & everybody is gonna love him.
Not a room but I was at a family reunion in PA (in the states) and I was trying to get the good food before my family eats it all when all of a sudden these two cousins start fighting over some personal stuff i don't really know about From happy times all around to 70% of people leaving in an instant.
we were at my friend's party. they fired the fire crackers and everyone got excited until the old lady with asthma fainted and everyone was screaming and shit. I'll never forget how bad my anxiety was on that day.
The fastest I’ve seen a room of happy people turn ugly and sour was when there was a showing of Avengers: End game during the first week. Someone walked in and shouted the entire plot of the movie. You can probably guess what happened to him.
@@oz_jones No, a majority of the people actually got up and bead the shut out of him. Security was there, but they didn’t do much cause they thought he deserved it.
(went from mad to silence and concern) i was in school and there was an argument if abortion was murder, someone said that "all lives matter" and i said something that changed the mood real quick, "no lives matter all brains splatter" oops
One of my bullies started to kick my pencil case and everyone laughed, got mad and I threw the pencil case at his face and told him things I really don't regret, the class went silent. Never got bullied again
@@havanadaurcy1321 Except Trump DID win once you take away the fake absentee ballots and illegals in CA that were allowed to vote. Trump won 18 our of 19 bellweather counties that had accurately predicted the winner for the last 50 years and Biden consistently did WORSE than Hillary in almost EVERY MAJOR CITY yet he got more votes than even Obama did?!? With less than 90% of the black vote?!? Yea that's some BS!
@@Akihito007 we all know he cheated. He even said as much the month before the election _month._ And let's talk about that 200,000 vertical vote spike at 2:00 AM in the morning.
I tip my hat to the grace, style and ruthlessness with which he achieved total and complete victory, which also showed true colors of both his almost- wife and her fuck buddy to all mutual friends, co- workers and most importantly- to her family... That takes nerves of steel- not act itself, but the fact he had to live with knowledge, and pretending, like nothing was going on... I really hope, he found another woman, who appreciates him, for who he is, that the pain which he was dealt is no longer there, and his ex along with her boy- toy are burning in social Hell, pariahs even to their own families. I just really hope, i may one day stand in front of him, and kneel down on one knee and bow my head, to honor his deed worthy of legends, and spreading throughout the world. I honestly love this story for sheer implication of, when justice is finally served, how sweet it has to be :D
My first ever acid trip I was at my friends apartment and it was great for a few hours but then I got a call from one of my friends so I pick up to hear her mom on the phone sobbing,apparently my friend had a heroin overdose and was hospitalized...great night
I was in middle school and I was hanging out with some of my friends at the library, and my friend's boyfriend. He was in 7th grade, and I was introducing my 9 year old sister to everyone. As soon as I introduce her to him, he says "Call me daddy." Everyone turned to him with the nastiest expression. He now takes PRIDE at this.
I'm a student at NIU, I know exactly what elevator they're talking about as I've been on it before. I don't dorm at Grant, but I stayed there for a night as part of orientation before my freshman year. Oh. My. God. That elevator was slower than a constipated crap...
A girl started violently sobbing during lunch in the middle of the elementary school cafeteria and over 100 people started crowding around her to find out what was wrong and to try and comfort her... That girl was me the day I learned that my last cat died (all of my cats died the same year, coincidentally the year a boy threatened to kill them all...which he didn't...but he just so happened to decide to repeat said threat the same day despite never mentioning it again previously and it being the end of the year) so yeah, I had over a hundred people crowding around me--most of whom had bullied me at least once in my life thanks to me being that one weird kid (read: undiagnosed high-functioning autistic) who everyone bullied. I was actually so upset that this didn't even trigger my anxiety... Needless to say the mood went from all joking/fun to concerned and depressing real quick...
"There was a miscommunication and no one actually ordered the pizza."
Translation - "The Boss/Owner decided he didn't want to spend a couple hundred dollars on all of you peasants after all."
Pretty much
Not always, I have met some brilliant (but air headed) CEOs and various other leaders. (I have also met complete idiots who only got the job through connections).
I give it a 50/50 chance.
Michael scott?
hmmmmm MMKAY
From the name of the redditor, the similarity of the post, and the time frame, I am fairly certain this actually happened where I used to work. The manager was just a complete air head, and genuinely just forgot. One of my friends asked him where the pizza was and he responded "What pizza?" Really dumb guy from what everyone told me.
Why do adults never believe that children know their own minds. My daughter, as a child said she didn’t ever want a baby, I believed her but some family members didn’t, some still want to know when she will have a baby. She is 38 now and they just can’t accept it I guess.
@@huyup123456 what the fuck
@@huyup123456 **holy music stops**
Most children say that. My eldest granddaughter does. I tell that's her decision and leave it at that.
@@michelewalburn4376 don't read the top comment.
Edit: as people keep replying to this, I don't remember what the one guy said, so stop asking
Lemi • 😂
“TL;DR I hallucinated a cake fight and assaulted a baby”
i laughed a lot harder than i should have
Bad dog
LMAOOOO
I couldn’t laugh at that one. That was my least favorite omg it must have been so awkward and embarrassing.
I read this comment then forgot about it. Got to that point, Laughed hysterically. Nice shyt
I’m kinda confused about how op could’ve hallucinated the entire thing
School lockdown. The lockdown finally ended after 4 hours. 50 hungry, thirsty, and overheated fifth graders happy to be out of a closet in the music room after barely being able to breathe. We are now breathing, cool, and drinking, and we know we are about to eat. Then we get the message:
There was a report that there was a gunman. The person who made the report just came out to say it was false.
We all were so mad. Four hours. I was one of the lucky ones who weren’t hungry (I am used to not eating even though I eat enough, I just never feel hungry), thirsty, didn’t pass out, and I was next to the wall which got coated with water from the condensation. I was really lucky and somehow wasn’t scared, but a few people passed out. We were all very mad after the announcement.
Something similar happened at my high school. Some kid decided it was a brilliant idea to post on facebook he was gonna shoot up the school then not show up. The facebook post was discovered by staff around one hour left in the school day. School day was suddenly 4 hours longer.
Yeah something kinda similar happened, tornado safety except it wasn't a drill this time and it got really scary. We all stayed there for about 20 minutes in the huddling position and another 40 minutes waiting for the tornado alert to go away. Our backs hurt, we were hungry to death, extremely thirsty, and bored. There was no tornado, glad there wasn't though.
@@MintyyIsOdd At least a tornado is a genuinely unavoidable problem.
@@thepinkestpigglet7529 Did we go to the same school? After the frist lockdown we had lunch then after that had another lockdown soon after. For me that day was just annoying everyone was making forts in the classrooms
12:00 my nan passed away this year and she was a very humours woman, very sadistic and we like to think we have our sense of humour from her.
So I asked mum, "knock knock" she replied "who's there", and I replied, "well its not your mum..." and to my surprise she absolutely burst into laughter and said "that was rough as" and claimed nanna would have laughed at that too.
lmao your nan is dead
@@ardasandya7081 aw
@@animezia aw
do you know what sadistic means
I was playing Cards Against Humanity with some (now ex)friends. One was on the larger side and when she was the Card Tsar she drew the black card "How am I maintaining my sex life?" She made the remark "By the way I don't have one" and we all laughed with her. When she went to pick up the cards the first one said "Dat ass". It's CAH, an offensive card game for terrible people. The table went silent before she launched into a tyraid about how inappropriate it was to play that card on her. We thought she was joking at first but she kept demanding to know who played it. Luckily no one fessed up and eventually she just threw the card across the room and said "Well that one's obviously not getting picked. It's not funny." Killed the mood of the game pretty fast and we ended it about five minutes later because everyone was kind of still on edge that she would blow up so much when the name of the game was offend everyone. I later found out who played the card, they're the only person from that group I still like lol
Never heard of this game (though I'm definitely looking it up now), but isn't that actually a very blunt compliment? lol
@@persey7241 It implied that she was single because she was fat. Also I 100% recommend the game as long as you play it with people who actually have a sense of humor and can take a joke
@@nyxstyx388 those are insecurity issues then, because in that situation I would rather interpret it as one of the guys hinting he'd give her some action
@@persey7241 I was all in good fun, but she had a problem with getting offended easily about everything. We were all friends and we each took our turns being insulted by the game, but she didn't like it when it came to her. Funny thing is, I might not remember what the other cards were but "Dat ass" was the funniest in my opinion
Yes, it's a great game.. I will say if you are gay or black it really gets offensive, dark, and fucked up.. I am a black woman and I have a lot of gay friends. It's a good game. It can easily be ruined by a sensitive insecure person. It does give a warning.
14:31
"She slapped one side of his face, then expected guests to take sides."
Guest 1: "I'll take the side that was slapped!"
Guest 2: "I'll take the non-slapped side!"
guest 2"and ill take outside"
Damian Hunter guest 3*
Slapping someone is technically assault, though. Imagine if it was a man slapping his girlfriend instead, things would probably get messy.
im pretty sure its a reference to the episode of the Office "dinner party"
@@damianhunter4420 guest 3 "and ill take inside"
“brazilians watching the world cup” LOL I CRIED
Bailey Grace I still remember that game. Went to toilet for few second and Missed 2 Goals xd
Gytis Pet what a sad day
Man, I felt so embarrassed for them
So did they...
I assume it did not go well for the Brazilians?
“I asked if the dentist was a fish since he was in the water”
That cracked me up ...
That false wedding where the husband exposed the cheating public was amazing!
"There was a miscommunication and no one actually ordered the pizza" that is also a great way to see high schoolers who were promised free pizza go from happy and hyper to murderous
puberty means MONSTER APPETITES
When my long lost relatives showed up out of the blue at my grandpa's house while I was visiting.
Just when the conversation reached that awkward lull where no one could think of any more redundant catching up questions to ask and the cliched weather remarks had already been used up, my teenage brother kicks open the screen door.
He was unaware that these guests had showed up and were sitting in the house because he had been outside hitting rocks at boats with his tennis racket.
When everyone suddenly turns to stare at him, it was too late. He had already turned his ass towards the crowd and began to push out this five-second-long tearing leather fart that sounded like it would've been really painful.
I suppose it was meant to impress me, but he ended up having a sizeable audience and just decided to proceed.
There was a dead silence as the last of it was expelled. I attempted to cover my face because I couldn't contain my laughter. I stumbled into the kitchen and rounded the staircase but still hadn't taken a breath. I had pushed all the air out of my lungs because I had erupted in laughter like I had never known before. I began to panic as I crawled up the steps attempting to draw a much needed breath.
Meanwhile my Mom stepped right over my collapsed body in pursuit of my brother. She chased him out onto the deck and he leapt off into the yard.
This side of the family did not appreciate this type of thing. But that's what made it even funnier to me.
He ruined the family reunion, but gave me the best laugh of my life. I had laughed so hard I was honestly scared that I wouldn't be able to breath again.
Legendary
Talk about "above and beyond".....
*Bruh.*
Man, this story needs to be re-enacted by SNL
LEGEND STORY
Once I worked at a no kill chicken processing plant. I worked on the night cleaning crew, and on our pre work meeting, 2 days before Christmas, our boss was congratulating us for our great work, and to let us know we meet all our goals, and exceeded some.... then he dropped the following on us:
Management is deciding that we have to work Christmas, and its mandatory. You call in, or miss, you are fired. And our bonus has been cancelled, leaving many of our workers completely screwed.
That night, our supervisor, and the night boss were punched in the face and 3/4 of their night crew (and over half of the first/second shift) quit on the spot.
And that's how you cripple your entire plant.
@@Darca1n The higher ups were just too greedy.... but yeah that plant went down for several months, and new management was brought in.
Profile picture matches
No Kill means there's a lot of pent up violence ready to be unleashed.
thats probably illegal. (christmas is a religious holiday) I don't know how well this would hold up, but it's definitely not legal. (even if its not on the religious part, one can argue they are setting people up to be fired, by creating situations where one cannot reasonable do what is asked)
A couple years ago, I went to this restaurant with my boyfriend and his family for his sister's birthday. There was about 10-15 of us. The evening was going good until this older couple sitting at a table beside us kept giving our table dirty looks and whispering to each other because his aunt's baby was crying. One of the family members overheard what they were saying and decided to say something along the lines of "mind your own business." This quickly escalated into a screaming match between the whole family and the couple. I can remember one of his family members calling them crackheads and his grandpa shouting "SHUT THE FUCK UP" and the whole restaurant going silent. The workers of course had to intervene and the whole situation was shut down as fast as it started. It was very awkward at the time but thinking back on it makes me laugh.
My grandmother had just passed away, and we are sharing memories, and mostly everyone got done crying. The narcissistic neighbor walks in with his wife and everyone looked at him. The whole time he talked about his family and drama even though someone legit just died a couple hours ago. Everyone went from ok to angry because of him.
what the hell with that person that hallucinated a cake fight? did they have a stroke? how do you imagine something like that?
She was a kid ?
There are people reading your comment who can relate. Adults/young adults. They wont say anything because this sort of thing is unforgivable, apparently.
Brain's a crazy organ bro.
Probably a dumbass kid age 5 to 7 that can't separate reality with fantasy
What timestamp?
When someone asks if we have homework when the teacher forgets
This was me. Always. You're welcome!
You should really be more grateful to people like me. Most of my professors expected you to turn in the homework regardless. I was just reminding the class that, whether you are aware or not, you will be graded on homework that your teacher almost didn't even tell you about.
Although I guess you could be complaining because me not announcing it in class means some people won't do it, which will bring down the curve. Up to you to decide if that is worth getting upset about.
No, I’d be mad if I got in trouble the next day for not doing it because the teacher forgot to remind us. Just because the teacher forgets to tell you doesn’t mean the homework goes away; you should be glad to get a heads-up on it.
Yea
I spent my time working on it. Just because you didn't, doesn't mean my work should go to waste, no? Plus, I'd help people prepare theirs during the break, but never let them copy. Why? So they'd use their brain a little and maybe learn a thing too.
You know, I didn't necessarily WANT you to die.
When my sister Inlaw starts her bs giving parenting advice to the whole family based on her experience as a mom of a six month old and my daughter is leaving for the air force in a couple months
My dog died in my house while I was having a family meeting, he died of old age, he led a happy and healthy life.
7:06 "it was the ninth of November 2001"
I have never had a more somber chuckle in my life, than I did at that misread.
I scrolled through so many comments I forgot what I was looking for - it was this.
Yep. The AI is British, the British put the day first.
@@japanpanda2179 Most of the world do
@@LL-vy5bj Most of the world was invaded by england, so its not a coincidence, lol
@@Beeks81 not gonna lie, it just makes more sense as day/month/year. Smallest to largest, you know?
When sweet victory wasn’t played fully for the superbowl Edit: damn, didn’t expect 700+ likes.
I went from beig proud to being disappointed real quick
Ed ikr
@Work and Stuff APM didn't grant the licences that were needed to perform it and broadcast it.
medium.com/@js_jrod/why-sweet-victory-missed-the-super-bowl-78d50c3ddfa4
Originally, I didn't like Maroon 5 that much. So I was kinda "eh" on the whole idea of them playing, just as long as we got a proper tribute to Stephen Hillenburg. But what we got was a mocking... ooh, I've never hated a band so much than when I did then. I was FURIOUS, and since that day, I've hated Maroon 5 for disrespecting the legacy of SpongeBob's creator like that.
@@JNewsted1988 was not their fault ffs.
I have one; there was a day this year where, when my lecturer entered the room, he came in very upbeat and happy. My class was more or less the same, goofing around and all that. It was an average day basically, and nothing too out of the ordinary had happened. Then, when my lecturer started talking, he suddenly talked about tianmen square and the numerous students that ended up killed because of it, and even began crying. "They were all your age, just like you," He choked out. He comes from China, and he's horrified and sad about the whole thing. He told us to be glad that we have freedom. The day went on really somberly from then on. Really flipped a switch on the mood.
Yeah, the regime so bad even they make one of their billionaire disappeared just because he's criticizing his govt.
Fuck china’s government
I’m fact duck everyone’s government
@@The_True_Mx_Pink I can't even think of a good government in the modern world
@@billybobbro8216 The American Government if it actually followed it's own rules.
@@The_True_Mx_Pink yeah its so damn divided over the littlest things, they are like the Balkans but at least the balkans act like a family.
Girl at a rave, rolling hard, refuses to hydrate, dies in a friend's arms, party is over.
what the....
"Refusing to hydrate"
Just not wanting water or..
@@hollowtrappedinaelevator320 Uh, yeah? Wdym?
@@therealslimshitty5186 I think I meant like they kept vomiting like their body kept refusing
When they let Della go.
I worked at JCPenney at the time and Della was our head office leader / payroll leader.
She was very quiet, always reading a book during lunch while the rest of us goofed off, but if you ever needed ANYTHING involving her position, she was the sweetest and kindest person. Also very detailed when you had concerns / questions.
One day she wasn't at lunch. No biggie. Maybe she had the day off or was sick. A whole week went by and she hadn't shown.
Next Monday, still not there. Finally one of my team members, Steve, asked our supervisor if she knew what was up. Apparently they had let her go. They gave the reason "she is not a team player and cooperation and friendliness are our MAIN goals."
Really it was because she'd been there forever and was near retirement. The store was losing money thanks to corporate getting rid of the new CEO and taking back the old one, jacking up all the prices, and stopping a majority of coupons. Obviously no one wanted to shop there anymore and they needed to cut cost. So they got rid of one of the highest paid employees.
The whole team was furious. After that, none of us were willing to cooperate with the new store manager and assistant store manager.
My sister's 19th birthday party. It was in 2018, so I didn't really expect the reaction that happened. She had invited over about 30ish friends from high school and college as well as the other sisters and myself. We do the cake and presents, and at the end, she says she has an announcement to make. She comes out as bisexual. I already had a feeling she was just from being around her the past couple of years. I expect her friends to be all happy for her. No. We live in a rural, very Christian area. Nearly 20 people immediately left, and the others stayed but according to my sister they distanced themselves from her later after they went home. My sister calls me crying at 2 a.m.; someone had outed her on social media before she could make it public herself. I ask if she needs me to come over (she has anxiety and depression and spending time with me helps her deal apparently) and she says not now but later. So that afternoon I come over with a little blue and pink cake and celebrate, just the two of us. She's got better friends now, too.
Good Sister, you are!😉
@@jamesahern9864 I'm a guy but I appreciate the sentiment haha
@@jyadel my bad, Good Brother!
This honestly makes me so sad... Coming from a *very* Christian household I know what this can be like, to be shunned by your cohorts even on *suspicion* of irregularity...
Don't worry, she didn't really lose any friends that night. She just lost the parasites that we're sucking away her energy and life away. She cleared them off her and got herself some good, real friends.
"Probably this."
Shows nothing but the post.
Uh....
Here's the video that was linked to: ruclips.net/video/hfHB-ABKa6w/видео.html
I figured not showing us was kinda the point.
I mean, it made me go from happy to mad.
@@matthewtaylor2890 that last line was rough
Because it's the typical lazy tts channel. They just dump everything from reddit and edit it less than an hour.
the entire classroom when Michael announced that he will not be paying for their college
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s Scott’s tots honey
this is gold, love that episode
alex3rd11 literally every scene with Michael
@@eddygci8 I doubt that Micheal scott doesnt have SOMETHING wrong with him. He has such a big problem with reading the room, have you seen the ep about phyllis getting flashed? He was making jokes about it..
In english class, we were reading but someone's phone buzzed twice. My teacher asked who's it was. No one confessed so she banned all electronic devices. Even the iPads required by the school. No one was happy lmfao
Whenever it's revealed the bride or groom at a wedding has been cheating, assuming there's no violence like in the story at 21 minutes in, I just wonder what the photographer was supposed to do
Make sure he's getting paid.
"probably this"
Please, don't waste 1 scene showing us a link to something we can't open through youtube.
Is just mildly annoying and make no sense.
That's the point! You were a happy person before the 1 link scene came up. Then you were sour, its genius.
Levi Thorgesen it’s a testament to how shit an lazy this reddit channel content creators are
@@June-hl8ec but same time it is also what Levi pointed out. It is double genious.
@@June-hl8ec I like em. I'm too lazy to go through reddit :\
The channels with the robotic voices never use the links.
It's very annoying.
I was watching this video, laughing hysterically at a story. Then a fly landed on my desk. Tried to swat it and spilled my ENTIRE beer over the couch.
Needless to say it's all a bit ugly and sour now.
Edit: Some of it spilled into the usb slot and I got a notification: usb device not recognized
beer- does not compute
@JaidenThePoodleMoth722 This is amazing.
Hope your computer didn’t break.
"USB Device no recognized" NO SH-
To that poor person who opened the topic of Thanksgiving politics family screaming matches. F's for his inbox.
Not only Thanksgiving
Just politics in general. When I buy my first house, my number one rule will be “no political squabbling”. I don’t need that kind of toxicity.
@@timpetersen2923 I second that. I'm so sick of that bs.
The restaurant I worked at was having a meeting, In the meeting they told us they were closing the restaurant for 3 days to put in new carpeting, upholstery, counters, and furnishing.
Everyone cheered and thought we were having a good ol 3 days off. Then they broke the news that everyone was required to come in and do deep cleaning inside and outside of the restaurant. Scrub walls, floors, cabinets, degreese the kitchen, dismantle all displays and clean behind them throw out any old unwanted junk, shine and polish everything. Just a massive cleaning from top to bottom.
Just when everyone was whispering their get togethers with each other.😂
Everyone was so mad.
That one about Edward Cullen and Batman just seems ironic now, given the actor who played Edward is now gonna play Batman.
5:25 imagine this:
it's christmas morning, everyone has just finished getting their breakfast food and is sitting down at the table. napkins on lap, picking up our forks, when suddenly, a voice arises:
"what do you guys think about the existence of racism in america? personally, i don't think it exists!"
thanks uncle. really needed *that* today.
I was listening to this in the background while drawing and got confused trying to figure out what happened on the 9th of November.
remember, remember the ...5th or was it the 9th of november?
It's supposed to be 9/11 the rest of the world uses a different format for dates
@@NewPaulActs17 V for Vendetta?
Same except I was at work.
dam brits!
"The ninth of November 2001."
Ways to tell you've got someone from outside the US reading something and not paying attention to the context... the date you wanted was *September 11,* not November 9.
Stupid TTS. 🤦🏻♂️
You dont blamw the tts
It's text to speech tho... So your argument makes no sense
@@sebastianb.3978 Except someone had to put the post through TTS, listen to it -- because not all these posts are read word for word on this channel, which probably means they're either editing some to make them sound better/for grammar or they are using a really weird TTS -- and then edit and upload this video.
I'm not talking to the text to speech, I'm talking about the person who uses it to make reddit vids.
@@theALMIGHTYchrischan I'll take your word for it because I never use TTS 🤷♂️
25:35 Diogenes splashes water onto the trivia host and loudly exclaims: "Behold! A fish!"
9:31 I paused and cackled for a minute straight. The fact that she was so badass and that the husband was in the bathroom and missed seeing the showdown is amazing
"edward cullen is a better character than batman" well congratulations! edward cullen is now batman
sian i was looking for this comment, thank you
Ik this comment is a year old but this made me cackle, thank you
Actually he isn’t because Edward Cullen isn’t real and isn’t an actor.
@@JaelinBezel yeah because batman is totally real unlike edward cullen. totally legit and based off a true story. d.c. told me themselves.
edward leaves bella behind to go save gotham
In my jr high we had a motivational speaker who has hardcore mormon. He said something about girls wanting to get married and a boy cheered a long with the girls. The speaker pointed him out and said something a little demeaning. Everyone was instantly upset because this boy was very much gay and that it was super fucked up to laugh at him in front of the whole student body. A teacher confronted him about it after the assembly and said it was fucked up and he should apologize because the kid was crying. He just scoffed and said "Oh you're one of those people who support that" he was barred from speaking in any school who shared our values in our area
Yeah the lds people who do that are terrible. And yes I am lds but do what you want. Its supposed to be about basically what Jesus said. It was "love one another." Don't forget that the bible verse that started it was most likely a mistranslation meaning man on boy not man on man. Please remember that there are good led people out there. Not these people though.
@@jeremypedersen6894 CTR
Name of speaker?
@@Miles300s I dont remember unfortunately. It was 9 or 8 years ago
@Sean Wilkinson "I'm sorry, it's hereditary..."
38:49 yikes, hallucinating a whole ass birthday event? Get this kid some meds.
"Brazilians watching the world cup"
Man...That's hurted so much that day...I still feel the pain
I remember my 7/8 grade choir Christmas party. It was a pretty big choir, around 70-80 kids. A bunch of them had brought snacks and stuff, we were all just a bunch of dumb preteens talking and messing around, generally having a good, festive time. People started to quiet down, until everyone goes silent, and I look over to see one girl I'd known since I was little on the ground having a seizure. We were all just dead quiet until the teacher comes running out telling someone to call the office, an ambulance, something. We got told to go to the band room, where the 7/8 grade band kids were. A bunch of people were crying, including me, and the band kids were trying their best to comfort us. She's fine now, but it messed me up so bad I had to ask to postpone a minor detention, which wasn't something I normally did, especially since the teacher holding DT that day was one I had problems with. Even worse was I got so shaken up I forgot my mom's birthday.
I'm so glad that girl is okay, she made a pretty quick recovery. I remember trying to shove down all emotions and reaction when my then S/O (one of the band kids) was trying to make sure I was okay. Definitely not something I want anyone to experience, but it was a sobering moment. We were all just waiting in almost-silence for the final bell to ring.
The dude who called out his wife at the wedding is brilliant.
I wish there was more to it, like if he was like "Now the two of you can kiss!" or kicking them out or having the audience lynch them or something.
Damn bro, you need someone to talk to?
Admittedly, someone literally getting murdered does tend to add a bit of interesting drama to a wedding.
> 19:25 Gorilla story
Yes, this is definitely how gorillas are eating. The jam is that they eat leaves and grass, but leaves and grass are really hard to digest. Cows and similar mammals have special digestive organ with symbiotic bacteria which help them digest grass, but gorillas don't. So, the only way to get nutrients is to digest your food twice.
Ok...
"Shit eating grin".
Reading reddit and watching it on YT makes me realise how incredibly boring and simple my life is.
I have reached my goal
I mean, I don't really think you want most of the things that happen in this video to happen to you
"We're out"
Just those 2 words could cause a massive panic
This wasnt a room, it was a swimming pool. In 6th grade a girl had a pool party at her house with about 20 people who attended. Most kids were in the pool but some were eating snacks, checking their phone, etc. One kid had went to the front yard to answer a phone call from an unknown number that had been spam calling him.
Kid comes back with the worst expression ever. He goes to the girls mom (who was the only adult there) and tells her something. She looks horrified and the kid next to her drops whatever he was holding. She grabs the kids hand and brings him to her car. She drives away with him and everyone remains quiet... we were waiting for the kid who dropped his punch (I think it was punch) to tell us what happened.
Apparently the number that was calling the kid was a hospital. The kids parents had gotten in a car crash driving home (they had dropped him off at the party and then left) His dad died in the crash and his mom died in the hospital. Everyone just sat there until the b-day girls mom got back. When she got back, she told us the the kids aunt was there and that's who had been calling him. (I guess she got a new number or something, idk) Most kids just went home or distanced themselves from everyone else. I called my mom to pick me up and I went home and cried (I hardly knew the kid or his parents but I couldn't help it)
He never came back to school and this made the news (idk which station, but if you find it, you can comment a link to it)
There was four rumours about what happened to the kid afterwards:
1. He killed himself
2. He went to go live with his aunt
3. He ran away after getting dropped off at the hospital
4. His aunt sent him to a boarding school (supposedly someone got a letter from him that said this but we couldn't prove is he really wrote the letter or not)
Anyway, he also had an older sister who overdosed on drugs two days later. She was always very unstable and this just- it broke her.
Damn bro :(
I feel sorry for that kid.
Hopefully he’s okay.
I feel like the cake fight needs a little more detail.
Imagination? She was a kid
@@friendlyplayer92 that doesn't fucking make sense.
I hallucinated at least twice when I was a kid. Nothing as dramatic as the cake story, but for all I know I hallucinated other things and just never caught that they weren’t real.
Hallucination is surprisingly common in kids; that's why there's the old wives' tale about how kids can see things adults can't. The majority of them don't hallucinate, sure, but a lot of them do. It tends to go away pretty quickly, but IIRC the kid at the party was 6 so I totally believe it was a real hallucination.
@@lucasharvey8990 Oh ok interesting
7:07
9th of November 2001?
Did it mean...
September 11th 2001?
Natilie E. S. Yes lol
Yes, the auto reader must be set up for European date format, so it read it dd/mm/yyyy
@@pink1433 it's not just Europe it's the whole world except for 3 countries.
@@charize3371 ah, well obviously I'm from 'merica 😉
maybe it was because of 2001 which is why they got let out early in 2011
“Probably this” 😂
Okay, but this is perfect for the video. Y’all are watching this video and then suddenly get mad.
Turning the “room” sour
I work at a catering hall. Party going great, everyone having a great time. Time for dessert and for whatever reason, the guests decided there were not enough pastries. (There were a lot of desserts and cakes, etc.) The mood went from great to psychotic. I got more pastries...the husband grabs the huge tray of them and starts passing them around angrily...it was as though humans all became angry demons in 2 seconds. That day I learned how horrible seemingly nice people can get over absolutely nothing.
Hope they never come back.
What a bunch of petty assholes.
“Got married in Vegas and invited no one” probably the end to a lot of stories
I walked into the room
Matrix Black I drove into the room
@@edgiestofcars Joseph Joestar: "Oh my God!!"
@@ogun4921 "Oh no!"
@@mikeisnotcool8360 "Sanada bietch!"
@@ogun4921 "Hory Shet!"
"He was just doing what he was told. Poor bastard."
XD
Literally how Game of Thrones happened.
True. Just cuz you're married doesn't mean she's the prettiest woman on the table lmao.
Tbf the bandleader said PRETTIEST GIRL not HOTTEST WOMAN
Well, the unfortunate fact is that people tend to be more honest when they're drunk. So being drunk is not an excuse for bad behavior. Apparently he was being honest, but choosing another woman over your wife in the looks department is humiliating to her. Doing that to your wife is stupid. Doing that to your wife IN PUBLIC......... damn, that's just suicidal!
@@heatherhillman1 Because being an honest person is bad? The wife wasn't honest. Or was deluded. Did she really think she was prettiest? Maybe the shallowest.
5:15 reminds me of when I was working as a lifeguard and for working 8 hours in disgusting heat and bad conditions my boss told me she would buy me a pizza the next day. The next day I show up and didn't pack a lunch because I thought I was getting pizza. Boss shows up forgot about the pizza. I work 8 hours and don't have any food. She promises that she will buy some tomorrow. I showed up the next day with no lunch because how could she be dumb enough to forget it twice. Boss shows up, forgot to buy the fucking pizza and I don't eat for 8 hours. I'll admit it was my fault for trusting her. I should I have not put my faith in someone that is borderline special needs.
“well, everyone was already in a bad mood, but...”
One of the most open-ended questions so far and still some people managed to fuck it up, it's got to be on purpose at this point.
The band leader at the wedding reception who thought the, "... give the flowers to the prettiest girl..." idea was somehow a GOOD IDEA, because the four girls/women at each table who don't get the flowers are just going to LOVE that part of the night, he's beyond clueless. What girl/woman is going to not love spending two hours getting dressed and ready so they can be told, "we're all going to look around the room and judge you all, and sorry, but you aren't pretty enough to even get cheap plastic flowers." He should be paid a handful of cheap plastic flowers, and just the rest of the band getting paid any money.
"my husband was upstairs taking a dump so he missed the whole thing" made me laugh more than it should've. Also I feel bad for op in that story. But I'm glad she left a lasting warning on that dude's face to never put your hands on someone
15:50 Who on earth attempts CPR for a solid TWO HOURS without calling a freaking ambulance???
Someone who has never taken a CPR class
@@japanpanda2179 at least they tried their hardest. Rare to see.
7:05 I was working on my art project while listening to this, so when I heard "ninth of November, 2001," I was confused, and decided to rewind it so I could see if I could look up what happened and find out why they were let out early. Then, when I read the actual date, I realized that it just wasn't being read the way Americans read it, and that they were actually talking about 9/11.
I'm 13, so I never actually lived through 9/11. From school, I have been told by my teachers that it used to be a lot different before 9/11. There wasn't as much fighting over things like politics. There wasn't as much security, especially not at airports. Honestly, since it has been like this my whole life, I just can't begin to fathom how much everything has changed, and how big of an impact it made on the lives of people who went through it. I mean, I can understand how *horrible* the attack and everything that ensued was, but I just can't wrap my head around how everything was affected. I mean, life after 9/11 is all that I've ever known...
Sky Shooter
And the world just went all downhill from then on.
ikr. I was literally a few months old when it happened.
I was 2
oh, there was still fighting over politics, especially in the 1970's. Clinton's trist with Monica Lewinski was a sh-t show.. but overall.. yeah, things were much better.
A related story to complement the one at 23:35. A politician was in a political party that denied that the Holocaust happened. So he went on a show that was similar to the show Who Do You Think You Are, turns out his grandmother was not only Jewish, but also survived the Holocaust. So what did was quit the political party he was in and reconciled with his past.
This actually happened 3 days ago. I was in 7th hour band class and we had our football game the next day so we were all pretty hyped. Our band director was giving instructions on how to take proper care of our band uniforms. This one girl was on her phone and broke the news to the class that queen Elizabeth died. The BD stopped talking mid sentence and all of us were silent, jaw dropped and we all looked at each other with the same facial expression. This wasn’t a sour mood but you could tell that the mood completely changed.
"Braziliams watching the world cu" weel, that got me rolling
"i have a bomb attached to my body"
spoiler: there was no bomb attached to his body
🤦♂️🤦♀️
If you're gonna make a threat
At least go through with it
Geez people these days
Years ago, back in the 90's, I was at this roadside bar just hanging out with some friends, shooting pool. We were all having a pretty good time, everybody was just chill. They could be pretty rough at times but were a good bunch of people, give you the shirt off their back. Then this really buff guy walks in. We could see he was buff because he was naked. He just wandered around staring at people until he got to the pool table and eyes up one of my friends. He says in this weird accent "give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
Well, that wasn't going to happen, especially with a complete stranger. Robert (he hated being called Bob) was a bit stunned, but thought it was a joke. "You forgot to say please", he came back with. We all thought that was pretty funny. Robert was a smoker back then and could be a bit impetuous, so he stubbed his cigar out on this guys chest. This guy didn't even blink, and we were all like WTF? he's on PCP or something. He grabbed Robert's hand and just crushed it - Robert was down on his knees.
Well, the guys couldn't take that, so Charles lands a good whack on the back of his head with a pool cue. This guy doesn't even notice it. He grabs Charles by the jacket and throws him through the window. There was this other guy there I didn't know well, he pulled out a knife and tried to stab this guy. It was weird, like the knife turned into rubber or something when he went in. Well, this buff guy grabs the knife, twists the guy over the pool table and stabs him through the shoulder. At that stage, we just turned tail and ran out of there, not our proudest moment, but this guy was like a killing machine or something. That pretty much ruined the night.
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Gosh, that's incredible! They should make that into a movie or something.
Damn, guy was Prolly high
Did you call the police?
Don't put the ones that just say "this" that is a link.
We don't know what it is, we can't click on it, it wastes time.
Everyone was having a good time watching the video but then the editor put a link in the video and everyone got real mad. We still don't know what it is to this day.
I'm 99% sure the editor is just an AI at this point.
@@Arthiem now that you mentioned it..... There is a certain logic to that theory.
It would not completely surprise me.
Honestly I think most of these identical Reddit channels are all being made by one by one AI.
I can't imagine what its like to have your bf/gf die in your arms. That must be so traumatizing. That one broke my heart
39:29 That was genuinely great, there were so many twists and turns and the idea that all of it actually happened amazes me
Fastest way to turn a whole room, all ppl going from party happy to snotty, crying and complaining ppl was back in 95 during a small party inside where my friend released a whole spray can of teargas/cz spray that was 10 times stronger than what police used, everyone was outside house in bad mood within seconds after starting to feel it
My grandpa was a navy medic back in, and he was always a bit of a straight talker. During one gathering, my 8 year old cousin is there, he abruptly starts telling us about the time he helped out on a "truth serum" test for vets with PTSD, and how it made one of them say "There are 18 year old boys getting shot as soon as they step off the boat, and yelling 'mama!!!'" Auntie tried for the save by telling the little cousin that stuff like that doesn't happen anymore, but mom interjects that yes it does.
Resetti's Replicas At first I thought the 8-year-old cousin was claiming he did truth serum tests, so I was very confused.
When World War 3 broke out on Chinese New Year 2021.
I know that hasn't happened yet, I just wanted to be early.
Whelp, this comment has aged well...
On a more positive note, you did manage to predict something else...
@@Amyante Score!!!
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Bro why did you spoil it!
I'm just starting to like the human characters.
If they die imma be mad
7:07 Jesus. The look you’d have seen on my face when school was let out early would’ve just been an ear to ear grin, and I probably would’ve just stood there in shock when I heard that... the thing... happened.
When I was about 4 or 5, I attended a special needs facility out of town on some days of the week as well as my regular nursery class near my home. The special needs staff had a jar full of smarties and she would give each child exactly two to take home when it was time to leave.
On one particular day, she started the class by promising us all a treat at the end and then she produced a full unopened multipack of smarties from her desk drawer, with enough packets for each child in attendance that day. The class goes on as usual, with everyone in a good mood from anticipating the upcoming treat.
During the end of class, we were all lined up, ready and waiting for our smarties. That's when she proceeded to open the regular glass jar and empty all of the packets into it, leaving us with the empty tubes to take home plus our regular allocation of just two smarties.
Her empty apology of "I'm sorry, but there's none." did nothing to alleviate the tears as we looked despairingly into our empty cardboard tubes. Curiously enough she was replaced sometime after, but that could just as easily be attributed to her old age.
In retrospect, I kinda have mixed feelings about the whole ordeal as it could very well be that she was trying to teach us a lesson on how people can and will screw you over in life when you least expect it. Either that or I'm reading into it too much.
Nah she got fired for messing with the kid's heads that's just mean. You can't promise a kid something, have it and not produce that's heart breaking for them.
The British text-to-speech kinda messed up on the 9/11 thing...
You mean every tts except the american ones
@@lschnitzer7770 who cares
@@booty_hunter4207 apparently someone who read my comment and felt the need to comment
@@lschnitzer7770 dude. Stop being so annoying
@@booty_hunter4207 pal stop commenting
11:12 What kind of heartless monsters laugh when someone's teeth start falling out?
They wouldn't be laughing if it happened to them, but they don't care. People are just assholes.
Have you ever seen an enlisted man's since of humor... transitioning is going to be a bitch
@@quarkedbutt8711 from what happens you can't even blame them for being heartless becaus the same will happen to you and WHY THE FUK IS AUTO CORECT CHANGING them TO Tham
@@peanutgallery5427 spellchecker is terrible and if we die at least we'll have a nice funeral
Online chat room went from 0 to 100 in an instant.
I was making superheroes based on fairy tale characters, like their background story & design was inspired by a fairytale. I made a male hero with the Little Mermaid as his background story. So basically Aquaman, but with the colors of Ariel. It just looked better to have Ariel colors than Aquaman colors. He looked beautiful, badass, & I loved his design.
I uploaded the pictures of my characters into the chat to show my "friends", with a brief summary of what the characters are like & their story, their relationships, rivalry, their everything, etc. Details you would want to know about a character.
My online "friends" started calling me "insensitive" & "transphobic" because something about somebody in the chat getting offended - a girl who I've never interacted with at all, nor was I aware she was trans. It was like a landmine made of eggshells as soon as I presented my characters.
They didn't say shit about the other characters, just the Merman. Something about him got their panties in a twist. Maybe the colors? Maybe the sex of the character? IDK
I got really angry that they were doing this - after 5 years of being online friends & being cool/supportive of my art -, so I left the chat & never spoke to them since. Obviously I let loose some harsh words before leaving. It felt satisfying to release my feelings from the bottle.
Only the 2 guys who weren't in the chat room stayed friends with me after I left. I don't know if they keep contact with the rest of them or not. I don't really care if they do, it's their business not mine.
I'm not changing my characters. It's not "transphobic" to be inspired by superheroes & fairytales and wanting to mix the genres together. Nor is it to use certain color schemes.
One is these days, I'll publish my comics or make my dreams come true and produce a cartoon tv show. When I do, I'll laugh at those idiots. Cause I'm keeping the Merman & everybody is gonna love him.
Aquaman with Ariels colors sounds really fucking interesting. How is that transphobic????
“Grandpa was watching porn on the television just 20 feet from a room full of children”
Lmao 😂
Things I learned today: Fun facts about pissed off skunks and rival community dances.
Not a room but I was at a family reunion in PA (in the states) and I was trying to get the good food before my family eats it all when all of a sudden these two cousins start fighting over some personal stuff i don't really know about
From happy times all around to 70% of people leaving in an instant.
I am Blobfish I live in the deep sea now I am going to live in a deep sea of comments.
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30:50 - was this person in a cult or something?! That's textbook cult tactics - turning people against each other, public humiliation etc
Covid , all that
I was at a zoo once and the pigs there were crowded, I was there and suddenly the pigs started doing it right in front of us.We all left mortified.
we were at my friend's party. they fired the fire crackers and everyone got excited until the old lady with asthma fainted and everyone was screaming and shit. I'll never forget how bad my anxiety was on that day.
21:18 That is the best drop the mic moment!
The fastest I’ve seen a room of happy people turn ugly and sour was when there was a showing of Avengers: End game during the first week. Someone walked in and shouted the entire plot of the movie. You can probably guess what happened to him.
The whole room clapped?
@@oz_jones No, a majority of the people actually got up and bead the shut out of him. Security was there, but they didn’t do much cause they thought he deserved it.
You gotta love auto correct…
yeah totally that happened bro
It’s just a story, you don’t need to believe it. I heard it from someone and I thought it was funny enough to share.
(went from mad to silence and concern) i was in school and there was an argument if abortion was murder, someone said that "all lives matter" and i said something that changed the mood real quick, "no lives matter all brains splatter" oops
my teacher said rape is ok as long as theyre married. it was MENTAL.
that person is messed up to say so. did she get in trouble? I can't imagine that flying for any school.
One of my bullies started to kick my pencil case and everyone laughed, got mad and I threw the pencil case at his face and told him things I really don't regret, the class went silent.
Never got bullied again
Trumps election night, Kent state University bar. It was beautiful
Man I so hope Trump wins in a landslide in 2020!
@@Akihito007 This hasn't aged well
@@havanadaurcy1321 Except Trump DID win once you take away the fake absentee ballots and illegals in CA that were allowed to vote. Trump won 18 our of 19 bellweather counties that had accurately predicted the winner for the last 50 years and Biden consistently did WORSE than Hillary in almost EVERY MAJOR CITY yet he got more votes than even Obama did?!? With less than 90% of the black vote?!? Yea that's some BS!
@@Akihito007 stop crying Jesus some of you snowflakes are taking this worse than Hillary supporters 🤣
@@Akihito007 we all know he cheated. He even said as much the month before the election _month._ And let's talk about that 200,000 vertical vote spike at 2:00 AM in the morning.
21:01 How to drop a Nuke in real life
Thats an absolute overkill
I tip my hat to the grace, style and ruthlessness with which he achieved total and complete victory, which also showed true colors of both his almost- wife and her fuck buddy to all mutual friends, co- workers and most importantly- to her family... That takes nerves of steel- not act itself, but the fact he had to live with knowledge, and pretending, like nothing was going on... I really hope, he found another woman, who appreciates him, for who he is, that the pain which he was dealt is no longer there, and his ex along with her boy- toy are burning in social Hell, pariahs even to their own families. I just really hope, i may one day stand in front of him, and kneel down on one knee and bow my head, to honor his deed worthy of legends, and spreading throughout the world.
I honestly love this story for sheer implication of, when justice is finally served, how sweet it has to be :D
I WAS DRINKING WATER AND THEN WHEN I SAW "SCOTTS TOTS" I LITERALLY SPIT IT ALL OUT. LMAOOOO
My first ever acid trip I was at my friends apartment and it was great for a few hours but then I got a call from one of my friends so I pick up to hear her mom on the phone sobbing,apparently my friend had a heroin overdose and was hospitalized...great night
I was in middle school and I was hanging out with some of my friends at the library, and my friend's boyfriend. He was in 7th grade, and I was introducing my 9 year old sister to everyone. As soon as I introduce her to him, he says
"Call me daddy."
Everyone turned to him with the nastiest expression.
He now takes PRIDE at this.
"Bar's closing early. No last call."
I'm a student at NIU, I know exactly what elevator they're talking about as I've been on it before. I don't dorm at Grant, but I stayed there for a night as part of orientation before my freshman year. Oh. My. God. That elevator was slower than a constipated crap...
Classroom- found out one of our coolest teachers ever was ditching us for a better job
A girl started violently sobbing during lunch in the middle of the elementary school cafeteria and over 100 people started crowding around her to find out what was wrong and to try and comfort her...
That girl was me the day I learned that my last cat died (all of my cats died the same year, coincidentally the year a boy threatened to kill them all...which he didn't...but he just so happened to decide to repeat said threat the same day despite never mentioning it again previously and it being the end of the year) so yeah, I had over a hundred people crowding around me--most of whom had bullied me at least once in my life thanks to me being that one weird kid (read: undiagnosed high-functioning autistic) who everyone bullied. I was actually so upset that this didn't even trigger my anxiety...
Needless to say the mood went from all joking/fun to concerned and depressing real quick...
Cope
Honestly the amount of bikers who respect people is great.
Just big scary biker dudes with big hearts are my favorite people