Czech Republic vs Slovakia: A hypothetical modern war

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @jansmidak4109
    @jansmidak4109 5 лет назад +658

    I am a Czech and my wife is from Slovakia, so I have this war every day. But in contrast to this video, Slovakia mostly wins.. :D

    • @detective4449
      @detective4449 5 лет назад +6

      Ahaha no woman can defeat

    • @meandmetoo8436
      @meandmetoo8436 5 лет назад +12

      @@yellowyellow7476 Even though I do think the dude above is going completely overboard, if you think that not wanting to be with a woman is being homosexual, then you're pretty much saying that men get with women for sex only...

    • @f.c.laukhard3623
      @f.c.laukhard3623 5 лет назад +9

      @InfiniteMushroom Sorry for you. You must live in a strange area where all women are feminists with no exceptions. Or well, you should go out and get to know more people.

    • @dontbeadebil5046
      @dontbeadebil5046 5 лет назад +13

      @InfiniteMushroom you also single AF and possibly virgin.

    • @SRPSvatoslav
      @SRPSvatoslav 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samuelwirth8337
    @samuelwirth8337 4 года назад +62

    Slovakia is a smaller brother of Czechia that grew up and separated from Czechia. Only time we fight is in ice hockey.

  • @corgon-uf7zq
    @corgon-uf7zq 5 лет назад +160

    Češi a Slováci by na seba narazili na Morave, a tam by sa spolu dobre ožrali.

    • @chalengersk2154
      @chalengersk2154 4 года назад +13

      A keby vyhravalo česko tak by sa zastavili na východe slovenska a tam by sa tiez ozrali:DD

    • @Martina-Kosicanka
      @Martina-Kosicanka 3 года назад

      @@chalengersk2154 Este lepšie... A to nepodceňujem moravské vinohrady, len som vychodniarka a mam isté životné skúsenosti :D

    • @stepanmotyka8434
      @stepanmotyka8434 3 года назад

      True

    • @kitfisto5132
      @kitfisto5132 3 года назад +1

      Anoo vínečko, pivečko 😄

  • @spiderkatter8059
    @spiderkatter8059 4 года назад +140

    I think that 2 minuts after the start of the war czech and slovaks would get drunk together and totally forget about some war

  • @plenex
    @plenex 5 лет назад +137

    From my experience.. if Czech and Slovak army meet in field.. war will end in rivers of alcohol and singing together :D

    • @vlastimilzlamal2982
      @vlastimilzlamal2982 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, probably contest in singing, dancing and drinking. Slavic triathlon? xDD

  • @nmac1563
    @nmac1563 4 года назад +121

    Czech republic vs Slovakia, the most hypothetical war ever

  • @redexbruh255
    @redexbruh255 5 лет назад +65

    Slovakia never was country that would be great in war, but mainly, there is absolutely no reason, nor will ever be, people of Czechia and Slovakia will ever fight against each other. Not because we don't have reasons, but because we were and still are brothers. People simply wouldn't fight. No matter what.

    • @slow_nikto
      @slow_nikto 5 лет назад

      Yep

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 5 лет назад

      Tohle je jen simulace války, představ si že prostě Slováci a Češi mezi sebou nemají nic společného, jazyk úplně jiný, žádný dobrý vztahy. Prostě válka nehledě na nějakých vztazích.

  • @akiraevil6682
    @akiraevil6682 5 лет назад +52

    Tohle je opravdu hodně hypotetické video. Malé neshody můžou být mezi námi vždy, ale v případě války mezi Českem a Slovenskem se vsadím, že by hromada vojáků, pilotů a tankistů radši složila zbraně, než by do takové války šli. Tyto dvě země jsou spojeny přes rodiny a přátele a spousty dalšími věcmi. Naopak si myslím, že tyto dva státy navždy a navěky budou bojovat spolu a spolupracovat bez ohledu na nějaké členství v NATO, v EU nebo vojenské pakty. Jednoduše, sáhněte nám na naše bratry a máte za zadkem i nás.

    • @TADEAS-or3gm
      @TADEAS-or3gm 5 лет назад +8

      To je dost hezký komentář a dost pravdivý.

    • @dominikthewolf8384
      @dominikthewolf8384 5 лет назад

      Ne Ne my jo ale trup slováci ne ;)

    • @imperialstardestroyer712
      @imperialstardestroyer712 5 лет назад

      @@dominikthewolf8384 My jsme se slovakama bratři

    • @dominikthewolf8384
      @dominikthewolf8384 5 лет назад +2

      @@imperialstardestroyer712 jo jsme ale mrzí mě ti co na své bratry nadávají 😭🙄

    • @Rachotilko
      @Rachotilko 5 лет назад +3

      Bratříčku... Mám na lícach slzy ako hrachy. Vďaka

  •  4 года назад +55

    I would never ever point a gun at my Czech brother!! At least until our F16s and Blackhawks arrive :D

    • @zyilund
      @zyilund 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    •  3 года назад +1

      @@robp3284 of course but how you knew? Are you some kind of very special agent?

    •  3 года назад +3

      @@robp3284 Don't worry I already know. You are a translator in very special forces 🤣

    • @quadrille4959
      @quadrille4959 3 года назад

      Mezitím by nám Čechům přišli 2 Pandury XD (pečený sněhulák reference)

  • @andy_dandy0988
    @andy_dandy0988 5 лет назад +30

    We are Brothers not enemies

    • @nochybanieraczej2307
      @nochybanieraczej2307 5 лет назад +3

      @Samuel Derfenyi Dokładnie tak, twórzmy pokój nie wojnę SŁOWIAŃSCY BRACIA !

    • @PVMChannel
      @PVMChannel 5 лет назад

      Jojo pravda

  • @topnep3370
    @topnep3370 5 лет назад +43

    Czechoslovakia vs east germany 1989.

  • @cetriemmmmm7177
    @cetriemmmmm7177 4 года назад +23

    Best regards to our Czech and Slovakian brothers from Croatia!

  • @krtek8339
    @krtek8339 5 лет назад +48

    To by bola vojna, 15 000 000 ožratých ľudí na hraniciach :D by sme spravili nový svetový rekord :D

  • @spevputnika8071
    @spevputnika8071 5 лет назад +77

    Only war between Czech and Slovakia can be a beer war.

    • @petrvilimek6041
      @petrvilimek6041 5 лет назад +11

      Or hockey

    • @TheElderMaster-xr8lf
      @TheElderMaster-xr8lf 5 лет назад

      @@metanumia Kulajda

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 5 лет назад +5

      Czechs would win easily. Slovakian beer is shit.

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 4 года назад

      @@AntorionAnimation07 Bratislavu máte blízko hranic takže hlavní město by bylo hned pod českou kontrolou a vláda by se zhroutila a hory by nás nezastavili ale k čemu válka to už radši investovat peníze do něčeho jinyho

  • @vcpartisan12
    @vcpartisan12 5 лет назад +49

    You could do czechoslovakia vs nazi germany in 1938

    • @highgrounder5238
      @highgrounder5238 5 лет назад +1

      This.

    • @131YOURFRIEND
      @131YOURFRIEND 5 лет назад +1

      Yes yes

    • @Martin-gb1op
      @Martin-gb1op 5 лет назад +1

      Yes!

    • @dontbeadebil5046
      @dontbeadebil5046 5 лет назад

      With Luftwaffe already a beast and non existent CSK airforce absolute air dominance be achieved in a day.

    • @131YOURFRIEND
      @131YOURFRIEND 5 лет назад

      @Русс градUSSR would intervene only if France did so (France guaranteed CSK too)

  • @toman408
    @toman408 5 лет назад +23

    Fun fact: Current Czech prime minister is actually from Slovakia, born in Bratislava 1954 and can't even speak proper Czech language... tho Czech and Slovak language is so similar that most people from other European nations won't be able to hear the difference.

    • @EuropeanPatriot8008
      @EuropeanPatriot8008 5 лет назад +2

      Fun fact: He is the biggest dumbass what i have ever seen. #thiswassomotherfuckigoffense

    • @mtooo5386
      @mtooo5386 4 года назад

      We had arleady occupied Czechia before you even noticed :D

  • @foreststalkerbrothers
    @foreststalkerbrothers 4 года назад +38

    Never would i, Czech, aim a rifle at Slovak.

    • @Martina-Kosicanka
      @Martina-Kosicanka 4 года назад +7

      And vice versa. It is disgusting to even think of it. I can´t imagine to shoot at somebody who I can completely understand. Not even your language, but your mindset as well.

    • @foreststalkerbrothers
      @foreststalkerbrothers 4 года назад +4

      @@Martina-Kosicanka slavs should not have more brother wars

    • @Martina-Kosicanka
      @Martina-Kosicanka 4 года назад +2

      @@foreststalkerbrothers Amen to that

  • @tgrgdv2621
    @tgrgdv2621 3 года назад +24

    Alternate timeline:
    Breakup of Yugoslavia: peaceful
    Breakup of Czechoslovakia: bloody war

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 3 года назад +3

      Balkans? Peace? Impossible

  • @arwing20
    @arwing20 5 лет назад +15

    Out of all the wars you have featured, this one would be the most sad. These two nations are like an old couple that got divorced with no hard feelings, and are still friendly to each other.

  • @yuriyu
    @yuriyu 4 года назад +36

    Naši otcovia a starí otcovia ktorí zakladali Československo by otáčali v hrobe čo sme to spôsobili - ja som slovák a hlásim sa k spoločnej histórii ČSR a vážim si ju- a ak by bola tá vojna, česi by mali navrch ale na konci by sme prehrali všetci -my sme jeden národ
    Our fathers and grandfathers who founded Czechoslovakia would turn in the grave of what we caused - I am Slovak and I support the common history of the Czechoslovak Republic and I respect it
    -and if the war were, the Czechs they would have the upper but in the end we would all lose -we are one nation

    • @september-ho4gr
      @september-ho4gr 4 года назад

      Jeden národ teda niesme, no sesterské národy áno

    • @bathos7674
      @bathos7674 2 года назад

      @@september-ho4gr dvojičky? :DDDD

  • @magtinfal7908
    @magtinfal7908 5 лет назад +22

    The crazy thing is that no matter who wins, the country will still be called Czechoslovakia

    • @magistermilitum1206
      @magistermilitum1206 5 лет назад +1

      Fuck never thought of that

    • @cwovictor3281
      @cwovictor3281 5 лет назад +6

      What about Slovakoczechia?

    • @maximgunnarson3291
      @maximgunnarson3291 5 лет назад

      Mag Tinfal old joke bro..🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 4 года назад

      @@cwovictor3281 ani náhodou, stejně je nás většina. To je jako kdyby se spojené státy americké jmenovali spojené státy mexické protože je tam méně mexičanu.

  • @Winner8501
    @Winner8501 5 лет назад +39

    Now this was a funny episode for me as a Czech. Of course, Czechs would never fire at Slovaks, they're brothers, but these hypothetical scenarios are always interesting.

    • @matejba67
      @matejba67 5 лет назад

      Same :D

    • @mikeesuba
      @mikeesuba 5 лет назад

      ;D

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 4 года назад

      Byla taky legrace jak nás bratříčci zaprodali Němcům a spojili se s nima 😀

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 3 года назад

      @Tim ale ty víš hovno o historii, jestli si myslíš že zrada Slovenska byla v pořádku.

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 3 года назад

      @Tim Slovenské národní povstání bylo až po nějaké době když si Slováci uvědomili jaká chyba to byla, a v sázce byla také záchrana reputace slovenského národa, to v 1939 se ale dá brát jako zrada

  • @andrejsladkovic9849
    @andrejsladkovic9849 5 лет назад +51

    Česi by na nás nikdy nezaútočili ale určite by boli prví ktorí by nám pomohli keby nás niekto napadol

    • @danielb9885
      @danielb9885 5 лет назад +1

      Jojo

    • @czramtin0398
      @czramtin0398 5 лет назад

      Bych teda neřekl

    • @KaiserFranzGaming
      @KaiserFranzGaming 5 лет назад

      @@czramtin0398 Proč ne?

    • @rainix3098
      @rainix3098 5 лет назад +2

      Hlavně že vy jste nám pomohli a nepřidali se k náckům při první příležitosti...

    • @jozkasmakalova3197
      @jozkasmakalova3197 5 лет назад +2

      Ano. Nikdo na naše bratry nebude útočit XD

  • @yrisonblitz2056
    @yrisonblitz2056 3 года назад +21

    No wars, we're brothers

  • @cizak226
    @cizak226 5 лет назад +30

    czech man wont attack slovakian brother , we are the same , slovaks just eats more sheep cheese and have bigger moutains :D

  • @justwhitefacesdopefortress1077
    @justwhitefacesdopefortress1077 3 года назад +23

    1 day later
    Czechia: Well this isn't going nowhere, want to go for a drink?
    Slovakia: Yeah

    • @Sanctuphora
      @Sanctuphora 3 года назад +1

      Tohle by byla realita xD

    • @schoreschdavoodi9930
      @schoreschdavoodi9930 2 года назад

      one day that's optimistic. okay maybe because they need to bring enough beer and wine to the front lines, i think that would be the major important supply issue in "that war."

  • @matej3316
    @matej3316 2 года назад +23

    Unrealistic, the only place where we would fight is in the pub.
    But that has been already decided. Czechs win with beers Slovaks win with spirits.
    Plus, if it really happened: if Slovakia released all its gypsies then the Czech equipment would have disappeared, or maybe ours, who knows? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @davidmason4244
      @davidmason4244 2 года назад

      They'll the czech kids to

    • @davidmason4244
      @davidmason4244 2 года назад

      They'll steal the czech kids to

    • @f4ust85
      @f4ust85 Год назад

      Otevři si radši další pivečko ty rasistická sračko.

  • @johnbane6199
    @johnbane6199 5 лет назад +34

    We Czechs would surrender, and then destroy Slovakian Empire from within , our favorite method of winning

    • @Simi822
      @Simi822 5 лет назад +7

      Austria remembers

    • @Simi822
      @Simi822 5 лет назад

      @Hungary #1 nem hiszem

    • @andrewcampbell425
      @andrewcampbell425 5 лет назад

      😂 I love the Czech Republic but it has got an unfortunate history of being invaded! With that being said Bohemia and Moravia endured very well as combined and separate states.

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 4 года назад

      My by jsme se nevzdali proti pár pastýřum ovcí z tater.. To oni by se vzdali máme i lepší armádu a Bratislava je hned u hranic takže by jsme je obsadili hned

    • @jurkoskvarka2154
      @jurkoskvarka2154 4 года назад

      @@kubajcz ačo tatry?(autá aj hory)

  • @larkalfen9510
    @larkalfen9510 5 лет назад +21

    NO BROTHERS WAR

  • @noedeliama4858
    @noedeliama4858 5 лет назад +12

    We are brothers that would never attack each other

    • @adlerzwei
      @adlerzwei 5 лет назад +1

      Do you understand the meaning of hypothetical? 😑

  • @totygamescz6863
    @totygamescz6863 5 лет назад +39

    Nikdy by mezi námi nebyla válka..... Sme jeden národ s dbouma jazyky.....

    • @OfficialDaddys2
      @OfficialDaddys2 5 лет назад +3

      Myslis ? Ja si uz cistim pistol na tazsie casy

    • @tomasderner7511
      @tomasderner7511 5 лет назад +1

      *Jsme
      *dvěma
      *v textu se nikdy nepíše více než tři tečky za sebou

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 5 лет назад

      @@OfficialDaddys2 no já na tebe komunisto slovenskej

    • @tompson1863
      @tompson1863 5 лет назад

      @@kubajcz 🙄

    • @jurkoskvarka2154
      @jurkoskvarka2154 4 года назад

      @@kubajcz na slovensku je najvaćšia podpora demokracie potom komunizmu a až potom nazismu

  • @panusny9824
    @panusny9824 5 лет назад +36

    Typek zabudol že hokej už skončil takže je 0% že by sa to stalo

    • @janrychly6651
      @janrychly6651 5 лет назад

      Spíše 0.000000000001% . Nikdy nevíš jistě.

  •  4 года назад +52

    The most unrealistic situation you could possibly think of - the war between Czech Rep and Slovakia :DD

  • @Bubahadr
    @Bubahadr 5 лет назад +17

    Well, there is one really important thing in this war... Almost every Czech man goes down, when Slovak girls say anything. Its some weird magic, what girls have in their language.

  • @lamamawa7541
    @lamamawa7541 Год назад +15

    Thanks for the Video as a Czech! But Slovaks and Czechs would never
    go to War!

  • @highgrounder5238
    @highgrounder5238 5 лет назад +26

    As a czech, this war would never happen irl, but a fun scenario nevertheless.

  • @pk-zi7lm
    @pk-zi7lm 5 лет назад +25

    the only winner is Czechoslovakia

  • @tomm8547
    @tomm8547 5 лет назад +17

    We have strong friendship with Slovaks. We can't start war

    • @TPTGopher
      @TPTGopher 5 лет назад +2

      Is it true that the relationship is actually friendlier now than it was when you were in the same country?

    • @tomm8547
      @tomm8547 5 лет назад +2

      @@TPTGopher our breakup was peaceful and friendly, not like Jugoslavia

    • @michaldvorak2501
      @michaldvorak2501 5 лет назад +2

      Im not sure you notice, but most of the entries on his chanel are purely hypothetical

  • @babajoe4748
    @babajoe4748 4 года назад +30

    I know this is a hypothetical video , and very well made one , but i would never fight a brother czech ! Greetings from Slovakia and have a nice day

    • @xoutsideraspakavinatigo2650
      @xoutsideraspakavinatigo2650 4 года назад +3

      Breton Guard thats so nice of u salute from czechia Brother!

    • @vitcenek8611
      @vitcenek8611 4 года назад +7

      Agree, I would never never fight a brother Slovak.

    • @babajoe4748
      @babajoe4748 4 года назад +3

      Thanks guys i appriecieate it

    • @michalsodomka9391
      @michalsodomka9391 4 года назад

      I would never never fight a brother Slovak !

  • @tango3019
    @tango3019 5 лет назад +20

    In this comment section: Angry Czech people in Czech argue with other people who don’t speak Czech

    • @dogerio
      @dogerio 5 лет назад

      Or who don't understand what hypothetical means

  • @ivanmico1
    @ivanmico1 5 лет назад +29

    Czechs and Slovaks are never going to fight against each other

    • @davidreinhart373
      @davidreinhart373 5 лет назад +9

      Slovaks are very aggressive when they lose in hockey against us. So never say never. :D

    • @ivanmico1
      @ivanmico1 5 лет назад +5

      @@davidreinhart373 ale to je iba hokej... Však uvidíte tento rok ☺

    • @nyarlathotep7204
      @nyarlathotep7204 5 лет назад +2

      @@ivanmico1 Ano je to hokej a v tom je to hrozný. Fanoušci hokeje jsou pomalu víc agresivní po tom co jejich tým prohraje než Hitler po tom co Německo prohrálo 1. světovou.

    • @ivanmico1
      @ivanmico1 5 лет назад +2

      @@nyarlathotep7204 to záleží. Niektorý fanúšikovia hokeja sú mierny iný agresivny. V iných oblastiach života je to to isté. Niekto je agresívny kvôli politike, niekto kvôli náboženstvu iný zas kvôli inému dôvodu. Ale dôležité je že česi a slováci sú bratia.

  • @mysmetudoma9931
    @mysmetudoma9931 5 лет назад +17

    This will never happen, we are brothers

    • @dazzer3795
      @dazzer3795 5 лет назад

      @ScaryLobster You forgot to take your pills, again

    • @dazzer3795
      @dazzer3795 5 лет назад

      @ScaryLobster I dont listen to the media, nice try

  • @czechguy5270
    @czechguy5270 5 лет назад +16

    No ! We are brothers !!

  • @hansweissabel123
    @hansweissabel123 5 лет назад +12

    I'm from Slovakia and I think we would never fight. This hypotheticle video has It's own concept that I like because the comperson of what they have and what we have is kinda sad to see. We aren't doing as great as them. I hope that it's going to change as soon as possible so we are on there league and perhaps we could merge our countries once again for longer period of time.

  • @mrvere7768
    @mrvere7768 5 лет назад +29

    WE ARE BROTHERS NOT RIVALS!

    • @Uranium_Enjoyer
      @Uranium_Enjoyer 5 лет назад +1

      True, but it’s just a simulation

    • @KaiserFranzGaming
      @KaiserFranzGaming 5 лет назад +2

      @@Uranium_Enjoyer Simulation of what? People would throw away their weapons and refuse attacking.

    • @Uranium_Enjoyer
      @Uranium_Enjoyer 5 лет назад

      Fr4nt1s3k A simulation of war. You are right, that would happen. But this is just a war simulation where both countries have an equal morale to fight.
      I agree with you, it’s just this is a prediction if they were to fight.

  • @Martindos33
    @Martindos33 5 лет назад +35

    Koľko Slovákov chodí do Česka a koľko Čechov na Slovensko. Myslim si, že máloktoré dve krajiny sú si tak velmi blízke.

    • @Smortn
      @Smortn 5 лет назад

      Tak kdiť Brno je druhé největší studenské město Slovenska :-)

  • @pirockpity5698
    @pirockpity5698 3 года назад +27

    Potkáme se na hranicích a dáme souboj slivovice x borovička......hodně dobrých chlapů padne a ještě hůř se bude ráno zvedat.

  • @lukassch.209
    @lukassch.209 5 лет назад +16

    Czech vs Austria

  • @tomaskysel8736
    @tomaskysel8736 5 лет назад +17

    I am from Slovakia and I think Slovaks and Czechs are too conected in phylosophy, that they want attack each other.

  • @cma-jo1qx
    @cma-jo1qx 5 лет назад +14

    You know what would really happen? Soldiers would not give a shit about their orders, would meet up and had such a party they would be passed out for 3 days. War between CZ and SK simply aint possible :P. We like beer that much.

  • @ondrospaniel8210
    @ondrospaniel8210 5 лет назад +21

    Nikdy by sme nenapadli Čechov a oni nás.

  • @akcjaxd7863
    @akcjaxd7863 4 года назад +21

    Trudno mi sobie wyobrazić te dwa kraje na wojnie ze sobą. :D
    It is hard for me to imagine these two countries at war with each other :D

    • @hinomemusic
      @hinomemusic 4 года назад +4

      true :D I'm from Slovakia, and I really can't imagine what would have to happen for us to start a war like this. btw Pozdrawiam do Polska :D

  • @AchtungMann
    @AchtungMann 5 лет назад +24

    Slovak and Czech people would never fight against eachother. Why? Because we are brothers and sisters

    • @mrsslav5593
      @mrsslav5593 5 лет назад

      glad we broke up and your statement is whom you would ask more and more by time many Czechs same as me are glad of our own nation in which you do not slowing us down or waiting for another betrayal ehm ehm 1939

    • @MartinLeong25
      @MartinLeong25 5 лет назад +1

      Someone must know what hypothesis is

    • @antiyt6211
      @antiyt6211 5 лет назад

      @@mrsslav5593 wtf man we hadnt got any choice in 1939 we would be annexed or be a state we are thankfull that you put money in slovakia but we contributed too -_-

  • @fabianpupi3997
    @fabianpupi3997 5 лет назад +40

    Blbosť Slováci by išly do vojny s klobásou a nie zbraňou a Česi s pivom😏

    • @Rk-marskmen
      @Rk-marskmen 5 лет назад +1

      Přesně tak

    • @stepanpokorny9366
      @stepanpokorny9366 5 лет назад +2

      Slováci by nás mlátili klobásou 😂

    • @Rk-marskmen
      @Rk-marskmen 5 лет назад

      Jo jo ale dal bych protože v čechach máme Babišovi drogy a ještě z Polska (nic proti Polákům) takže jo bratrské uzeniny by se hodíli

    • @EuropeanPatriot8008
      @EuropeanPatriot8008 5 лет назад

      Vy byste šli do války s kyjem a kopím my s Pivem a Zelenou

    • @jurkoskvarka2154
      @jurkoskvarka2154 4 года назад

      A halušky miesto granátou

  • @nikolasmares603
    @nikolasmares603 5 лет назад +19

    Czech republic and Slovakia would never fight they are brother countries I m czech and i take slovakians like brothers

    • @nikolasmares603
      @nikolasmares603 5 лет назад +3

      Češi a Slováci to jsou bratři, já bych rači chtěl abychom se zase spojili a byli znovu jako jedna země. Československo ale bez komunistů.

    • @nikolasmares603
      @nikolasmares603 5 лет назад +3

      Ale srát na to, s komunistama nebo bez já bych jenom chtěl abychom byli opět spolu

    • @mariajurcisinova511
      @mariajurcisinova511 5 лет назад

      but czech steal Kč flag

    • @nikolasmares603
      @nikolasmares603 5 лет назад

      What

    • @adrika3365
      @adrika3365 5 лет назад

      a keby aj tak aby sme hovorili po česki lebo slovenčina je strašne ale že strašne ťažká a naši jaziko vedci sú najväčší debili na svete♥

  • @Feroxing12
    @Feroxing12 5 лет назад +17

    all ten czech tanks and 4 jets are gonna battle five Slovak tanks and 2 jet fighters. epic battle.

    • @Feroxing12
      @Feroxing12 5 лет назад

      LOL googled 120 czech tanks vs 22 slovak.

    • @MarioSlezak
      @MarioSlezak 5 лет назад +2

      Free healtcare and education is somehow more important for us.

  • @ufolovec3537
    @ufolovec3537 5 лет назад +29

    Tak každému musí být jasné, že by válka vůbec neproběhla, technika obou armád by nedojela na pozice, protože by se v po cestě rozsypala a kdyby nějakou náhodou tam se štěstím nějaká dojela, tak by vypálila pár ran páč do toho nemáme dostatek munice, protože na ni nemáme. A naše mocné letectvo by se zmohlo tak možná na pár kroužků, musíme s nimi opatrně, máme je jen půjčené! Nemůžeme si je dovolit ztratit, taky by došli na provoz finance a slovenské migi by popadali po cestě a při vzletu, tady by nám pomohl generál zašlí čas. A vybavení vojáků škoda mluvit, Češi by vyfásli Rum, slivovičku a slováci borovičku a rozhodující bitva by proběhla pravděpodobně někde v krčmě na hranicích s pěstičkama na kterou by taky asi nedošlo, takto ozbrojený a posílený voják by se netrefil do obličeje nepřítele. Dotyčný tvůrce nemá vůbec přehled, o schopnostech našich udatných silných armádách. Toto video nemohu považovat za věrnou simulaci.....

    • @m69crimson
      @m69crimson 4 года назад

      Zdravím z USA!
      A máš úplnou pravdu.
      16 milionu ozralych čechoslováků by se nakonec poplacalo po zádech a šli by jsme všichni zpět do našich lokálních hospod.

    • @Martina-Kosicanka
      @Martina-Kosicanka 4 года назад

      Bravo! Táto verzia sa viac blíži pravde než pôvodný kontent

  • @drakixdrakox2931
    @drakixdrakox2931 4 года назад +16

    A brother would never fight a brother

  • @petrmilota6398
    @petrmilota6398 4 года назад +29

    we could always solve problems over borovicka, slivovica, pivo or vino with our slovak brothers :)

  • @jirividenka2212
    @jirividenka2212 5 лет назад +44

    Czech and slovakia never war this is bro state

  • @Sedona_FD3S
    @Sedona_FD3S 5 лет назад +23

    Please do Philippines vs. Canada! The president of Philippines said he’d declare war on Canada if they don’t pick up their trash.

    • @dalsosegno
      @dalsosegno 5 лет назад +2

      buttfucked by canada
      -a filipino

    • @tatonoot1950
      @tatonoot1950 5 лет назад

      @@dalsosegno they are too far away. An entire ocean and both dont have much of a navy

    • @eodyn7
      @eodyn7 5 лет назад

      Looks like more Filipinas are headed to NA. lol

    • @heneraldodzz4978
      @heneraldodzz4978 5 лет назад +1

      Philippines might win because Canada is full of liberals that can't even decide where bathroom to go

    • @masterofalltrades_
      @masterofalltrades_ 5 лет назад

      He was not talking about a real war.

  • @WAPBodie
    @WAPBodie 5 лет назад +12

    The war between Slovak and Czech republic is as hypothetical as the war between ice bears and the pigeons.

  • @darys2666
    @darys2666 5 лет назад +42

    we are brothers forever!🔐

  • @adamsvoboda9753
    @adamsvoboda9753 5 лет назад +17

    No way we will fight each other. More likely we would through the guys with that idea out of the window. Kind a tradition here. Thanks for nice video.

  • @richir1946
    @richir1946 5 лет назад +12

    Haha :D That would be more espionage war and about sabotages. Even almost every Slovak can easily speak in Czech. Result of this war would depend on two the most important factors: What would be poisoned first? - beer or schnapps(palenka) :D

  • @stefanxgordik
    @stefanxgordik 5 месяцев назад +6

    if czechia and slovakia had to fight, I think a lot of us would simply refuse to go into war with each other

  • @staarrliner4993
    @staarrliner4993 5 лет назад +19

    I have an interesting suggestion for a hypothetical war. A Texan independence movement vs. the United States.

    • @videogamebomer
      @videogamebomer 5 лет назад +3

      The US would completely dominate Texas.

    • @staarrliner4993
      @staarrliner4993 5 лет назад +6

      videogamebomer, obviously. It’s still a fun hypothetical if you know the social environment in Texas.

    • @videogamebomer
      @videogamebomer 5 лет назад +1

      @@staarrliner4993 definitely

    • @reddyforlenny9389
      @reddyforlenny9389 5 лет назад

      @@videogamebomer i dunno, Texas is known for supplying the US Army with some of their best troops

    • @videogamebomer
      @videogamebomer 5 лет назад +1

      @@reddyforlenny9389 Ask the Germans how much quality mattered against the Russians

  • @adomantm
    @adomantm 4 года назад +19

    thats impossible we love each other
    WE ARE NOT LIKE YOUGOLAVS

  • @adamko2668
    @adamko2668 5 лет назад +10

    Brothers never attack themselves

  • @albertohusay3002
    @albertohusay3002 5 лет назад +11

    Recently the Philippine president threaten to declare war on Canada. Please do Philippines vs. Canada.

    • @PinoyRicochet
      @PinoyRicochet 5 лет назад +2

      I'd actually love to see that as I got relatives living in both countries. Wonder how they'd react on if that video ever gets made.

    • @Old_Ladies
      @Old_Ladies 5 лет назад +2

      Seeing as both sides don't have much of a navy it would be a boring war with small skirmishes and no victory.

    • @zerefsunlimitedshipworks
      @zerefsunlimitedshipworks 5 лет назад +1

      Nah. Canada would just apologize and take the trash.

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 5 лет назад

      What the actual fuck.

  • @TADAMAT-CZ
    @TADAMAT-CZ 4 года назад +31

    Ta válka by vypadala asi jako Vánoce roku 1914

    • @bathos7674
      @bathos7674 2 года назад

      S hokejkami na ľade :DDD

  • @De3dlus
    @De3dlus 4 года назад +31

    Czechoslovakia against whom?

    • @James_Hare_cz
      @James_Hare_cz 4 года назад

      So fricking funny..............

    • @De3dlus
      @De3dlus 4 года назад

      @@James_Hare_cz a kto to przyszedł? pan maruda niszczyciel dobrej zabawy pogromca uśmiechów dzieci

    • @James_Hare_cz
      @James_Hare_cz 4 года назад

      @@De3dlus a nemyslel si náhodou? "Against who" a né "Against whom" protože pokud si to myslel jako czsk proti někomu jinému a tím myslím bez urážky k cz nebo sk tak ok ale pokud si tím chtěl urazit cz nebo sk tak to je vskutku nečestné.😏

  • @ondrejbublavy7952
    @ondrejbublavy7952 5 лет назад +9

    I'm form Slovakia and the fact is that only 4 of our Mig-29s are operational and our tank force consists of only 22 T-72s and no reserve ones, so we would certainly lose (only hoping for partisan warfare).
    Anyway, good video!
    PS: Love how correctly he pronounced "Bratislava"

    • @hamsterbacke5962
      @hamsterbacke5962 5 лет назад

      I do Think the czech army isnt combat ready as well. Sure They do have better numbers and qualified but I Doubt that all of their 14 gripens are air worthy.

  • @hewkiiCZ
    @hewkiiCZ 5 лет назад +23

    This is actualy scifi as fuck, we would never fight against Slovakian brothers lel

    • @Roman-uo6gq
      @Roman-uo6gq 5 лет назад +1

      nikdy neříkej nikdy :D

    • @hewkiiCZ
      @hewkiiCZ 5 лет назад +2

      @@Roman-uo6gq Tak i kdyby, byla by to strašná plácaná :DD

  • @moistskinidiouhehskillme
    @moistskinidiouhehskillme 4 года назад +47

    Na naše bratry by jsme nikdy nezaůtočili🇨🇿🇸🇰

    • @owwerlord6921
      @owwerlord6921 4 года назад +12

      alespoň do té doby dokud nás neporazí v hokeji...pak by měli problém

    • @cloudclown8886
      @cloudclown8886 4 года назад

      Nemyslím si, že by ste nezaútočili, keby vám to dali rozkazom ;)

    • @moistskinidiouhehskillme
      @moistskinidiouhehskillme 4 года назад

      @@owwerlord6921 to jo😤
      😂

    • @RastafarianDzony
      @RastafarianDzony 4 года назад +1

      Tomu ver ani mi na vass

    • @davidantony430
      @davidantony430 3 года назад +3

      Už odjakživa sme bratia a sestry a navždy budeme nech sa deje čokoľvek 🙂🙂🇨🇿🇸🇰❣️

  • @simonblusk6900
    @simonblusk6900 4 года назад +32

    Why would we ever attack our brothers ?

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 4 года назад

      Maybe a foreign power instated a dictatorship loyal to them, and this war is the result of a countercoup?

    • @sportshub9282
      @sportshub9282 4 года назад +3

      @Communist Party of Czech republic dobre komunisto😂😂😂

    • @vojtechzlesa6969
      @vojtechzlesa6969 4 года назад +3

      @Communist Party of Czech republic Pos*aný komunisty bych nikdy nebral jako bratry

    • @chewbacca4072
      @chewbacca4072 4 года назад

      @@vojtechzlesa6969 Souhlas. Pokud si Češi znovanastolí diktaturu proletariátu tak přesnoc budu Slovák.

    • @andrejstruhacka9112
      @andrejstruhacka9112 4 года назад

      @@vojtechzlesa6969 presne zničili čo mohli mrdky

  • @megabite3869
    @megabite3869 5 лет назад +25

    Češi, Slováci a válka. 3 slova, která ve větě nedávají smysl :D

    • @EuropeanPatriot8008
      @EuropeanPatriot8008 5 лет назад +3

      zaměň válku za opileckou rvačku v moravský hodpodě

  • @charliebabb7279
    @charliebabb7279 5 лет назад +4

    Yes! I've been wanting this one for a while!

  • @patrikfranko8843
    @patrikfranko8843 5 лет назад +19

    Germany vs V4

    • @PEMACZ
      @PEMACZ 5 лет назад

      THIS Is SOOOOOOO GOOOD IDEA

  • @Shadow66090
    @Shadow66090 3 года назад +25

    The entire war would turn into a drinking contest. The last one standing loses. :D

    • @lubosmotl5200
      @lubosmotl5200 3 года назад

      You may have forgotten why Czechoslovakia dissolved, see ruclips.net/video/hSqO16fA9yY/видео.html

  • @broskvovysirup
    @broskvovysirup 5 лет назад +21

    Nobody:
    Slovak people: *angry noisses*

  • @twujstary2810
    @twujstary2810 5 лет назад +18

    Never war between this countries, love from Poland.

  • @ondrejhudec2789
    @ondrejhudec2789 5 лет назад +22

    Czech and Slovaks who do not understand the word "hypothetical" in 3... 2... 1...

  • @xeji4348
    @xeji4348 5 лет назад +9

    US vs EU(united)
    Soviet Union vs China(1989)
    China vs Philippines

  • @mbaxter22
    @mbaxter22 5 лет назад +8

    Why do you keep doing hypothetical matchups between allies? I’ve got a more compelling one for you: China vs Vietnam
    This one gives you everything: land combat (Chinese invasion), naval combat (Splatleys/Paracel islands, S. China Sea), and plenty of air combat between the massive PLAAF and the smaller but historically clever Vietnamese air force.

    • @xeji4348
      @xeji4348 5 лет назад +1

      China would win.
      China would dominate the sea with superiority in numbers and technology.
      The land war would see Vietnam on the defensive from the start, with China slowly, but ensurally, pushing deeper and deeper into Vietnam.
      (Landings may be performed to divert Vietnamese forces)

    • @commmander64
      @commmander64 5 лет назад +1

      @@xeji4348 I want to see that. I don't think you know the nightmare of that place... *literal Vietnam flashbacks*

    • @leferraille7207
      @leferraille7207 5 лет назад

      @@commmander64 just remember that China is also an Asian country.

  • @Dan-dz5pn
    @Dan-dz5pn 5 лет назад +24

    Czechia and Slovakia - We never attack because we are brothers!!

  • @imperatorscientiaestpotent8403
    @imperatorscientiaestpotent8403 3 года назад +22

    Czechs and Slovaks be like: Hippity hoppity this chat is Czechoslovak property

  • @milanjudak7574
    @milanjudak7574 5 лет назад +22

    If our armies ever met we would just haw a bier,march home and kick out our "leaders"
    Czechs and slovaks would not fight

  • @jonascarva8032
    @jonascarva8032 5 лет назад +15

    I'm from czech republic and we and slovakia will never fight!!!!

    • @kawco
      @kawco 5 лет назад +4

      I'm from Slovakia and I can confirm this 100% :)

    • @jonascarva8032
      @jonascarva8032 5 лет назад +1

      @@kawco máš pravdu

    • @fronty9790
      @fronty9790 5 лет назад +1

      Souhlasím

  • @urdnotwrex6969
    @urdnotwrex6969 5 лет назад +19

    Tatra mountains are really BIG advantage against Czechs :D

    • @TADEAS-or3gm
      @TADEAS-or3gm 5 лет назад +3

      :P Krkonoše is best...😂

    • @tali1583
      @tali1583 5 лет назад

      Omg XD

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 5 лет назад

      Ale jakmile by jsme obsadili Bratislavu (netrvalo by dlouho) tak by jsme v podstatě zabrali vaše peníze, ministerstva a velení. Slovensko by se zhroutilo a podepsalo by převzetí území na českou republiku :)

    • @urdnotwrex6969
      @urdnotwrex6969 5 лет назад +1

      @@kubajcz by ste ešte zbadali keď pôjdete do Bratislavského Pentagonu :D hneď by ste sa chceli vzdať víťazstva.

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 5 лет назад

      @@urdnotwrex6969 a copak je ten váš bratislavský Pentagon :-D

  • @noldo3837
    @noldo3837 3 года назад +14

    Well, both after the separation and now, the soldiers and units from both armies know each other well, personally. And fighting in southern Moravia and Wallachia, close to Vizovice, could end up the only possible way - ending up in a wine cellar, get terribly drunk, have a terrible hangover, and in the morning going home, thinking that this whole war idea was reaaly f*cked up, hoping that noone has posted it on FB.

    • @schoreschdavoodi9930
      @schoreschdavoodi9930 2 года назад +3

      and don't forget the spouces who already knew it had been just an coverup for a huge payed binational drinking contest. So after you return home you will have explain your wife that it had been a "real war" and no bi national wide covered drinking contest.

  • @darkboy5362
    @darkboy5362 5 лет назад +33

    We are brothers. No fight!

    • @grandziasz
      @grandziasz 5 лет назад +1

      My aging aunt is always called Czechoslovakia. He is already 96 years old, I do not want to explain the differences and history ... :). That's why I greet both Czechs and Slovaks. Great, free and dynamically developing countries.

    • @darkboy5362
      @darkboy5362 5 лет назад

      @@grandziasz I from slovakia

    • @grandziasz
      @grandziasz 5 лет назад +1

      @@darkboy5362 Great:).

    • @denisdudek933
      @denisdudek933 5 лет назад +1

      We was brothers

    • @darkboy5362
      @darkboy5362 5 лет назад

      @@denisdudek933 ja viem

  • @Hugo25
    @Hugo25 5 лет назад +24

    We would fight over who can drink more beer

  • @blacklanner5795
    @blacklanner5795 5 лет назад +34

    This, "war," basically comes down to 12 guys in a fistfight.

  • @131YOURFRIEND
    @131YOURFRIEND 5 лет назад +17

    thank you Binkov. Im from Slovakia. I didnt ever dream that you will once make video about military confrontation of former Czechoslovakia countries.
    Czechia is ahead of us in military (yet), but we also bought newest F-16 block 70/72 from US. So it could change the development of war. But Czechia would win the war anyway. They have better military traditions than we have and better military leadership.

  • @jakubcesarzdakos5442
    @jakubcesarzdakos5442 5 лет назад +9

    Who would win? Czechoslovakia or Slovakiochechia?

    • @Bachars
      @Bachars 5 лет назад +2

      Now we ask the important questions

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 5 лет назад +1

      Finland

    • @jurkoskvarka2154
      @jurkoskvarka2154 4 года назад

      It depends on economy or ability to drank to much alcohol

  • @vitacit
    @vitacit 5 лет назад +14

    i think the war between us and czech would end in 10 minutes in the bar drinking beer together.....

    • @klonik79
      @klonik79 5 лет назад +2

      Nah, drinking would start 10 minutes before, and end 3 days later with noone remembering what was the reason to get such horrible hangover ...

  • @aham_brahmasmi-lev
    @aham_brahmasmi-lev 5 лет назад +23

    I love Czech & Slovakia, So I believe they won't attack themselves .Respect from Thailand

  • @wondrejek6697
    @wondrejek6697 5 лет назад +13

    War of brotherly nations. Who would win? No war. Žádná válka nebude, proč by byla válka mezi Českem a Sloveskem?

  • @maximo1590
    @maximo1590 5 лет назад +14

    To sú naši bratia, nikdy sa to nestane