Dylan Hollis - CHOCOLATE SAUERKRAUT CAKE (TikTok Vintage Recipe)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 дек 2024

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  • @novieivey3877
    @novieivey3877 2 года назад +9634

    “Either chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy” my new favorite quote.

  • @kyo3290
    @kyo3290 3 года назад +9074

    Dylan whenever something turns out good: "I have several questions"

    • @madilynbarnes5365
      @madilynbarnes5365 3 года назад +220

      I think his tastebuds just went
      "Know what how about we confuse him"
      "How?"
      "Make him think things that would be absolutely disgusting taste good"
      "But why?"
      "why not?"

    • @CommonSenseAintCommon
      @CommonSenseAintCommon 3 года назад +29

      You and the world at large 😂😂

    • @aligatore9214
      @aligatore9214 3 года назад +15

      @@madilynbarnes5365 idk that was just the best thing i heard all day

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 3 года назад +5

      As do we

    • @tinawrenn8026
      @tinawrenn8026 2 года назад +7

      Right??? Where are these old cook books? Lol

  • @Asassy_Fellscott
    @Asassy_Fellscott 2 года назад +3810

    “I KNOW ITS OPEN” is such a mood to me

    • @vaiplush6000
      @vaiplush6000 2 года назад +10

      YES

    • @Ember__enby
      @Ember__enby 2 года назад +13

      I'm still laughing about it

    • @MizGizma
      @MizGizma 2 года назад +32

      I yell at my appliances too.

    • @SenoraCardgage
      @SenoraCardgage 2 года назад +10

      @@MizGizma Same.

    • @kittenslitteone8269
      @kittenslitteone8269 2 года назад +16

      I have the biggest grin on my face at that part, cuz I do the same thing 😂😂😂

  • @beckyz2b556
    @beckyz2b556 Год назад +4880

    The vinegar in the sauerkraut is the same as the vinegar you'd add to a red velvet cake. It IS alchemy- aka chemistry- aka baking.

    • @humanicd
      @humanicd Год назад +100

      There's no vinegar in sauerkraut. 😉
      But I have made this cake myself and it is QUITE good.

    • @beckyz2b556
      @beckyz2b556 Год назад +333

      @humanicd yeah, oops. I made a mistake. I meant to say "the acid in the sauerkraut". I got stuck on the vinegar bit. Lol.

    • @mayloo2137
      @mayloo2137 Год назад +54

      Would soaking the sauerkraut make it taste milder so it isn't so obvious in the finished cake?

    • @eed480
      @eed480 Год назад +3

      Can we use the salt fermented sauerkraut?

    • @elouise5593
      @elouise5593 Год назад +111

      ​@@humanicd It is fermented cabbage and turned sour. Yes, the juice IS vinegar. Vinegar is made from fruit or vegetables by fermentation and allowed to sour.

  • @uppermoon_2.
    @uppermoon_2. 3 года назад +6091

    "fold in sauerkraut carefully, or what? I'm gonna ruin your disaster?"
    This is the best roast for me

    • @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
      @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 3 года назад +18

      And yet it turned out to be tasty...

    • @kenconify
      @kenconify 3 года назад +14

      Yeah but it clapped back when it was tasty

    • @drysoup1137
      @drysoup1137 3 года назад +4

      This man is just... someone else

    • @s7ts
      @s7ts 3 года назад +2

      i died from this🤣🤦🏻💀

    • @xduskashesreal
      @xduskashesreal 3 года назад +2

      Then when it was tasty I heard roundabout by Yes (aka the to be continued meme music) play

  • @thejunkdrawerqueen
    @thejunkdrawerqueen Год назад +2452

    “I KNOW ITS OPEN”
    Dylan yelling at inanimate objects brings me an indescribable amount of intense joy

    • @heribertosarmiento1265
      @heribertosarmiento1265 Год назад +11

      Me too 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

    • @mitzikc
      @mitzikc Год назад +7

      Yes yes and yes🎉

    • @turbotalon89
      @turbotalon89 Год назад +12

      Haha, right? I love when he yells at Frank too.

    • @ZoesDagurl
      @ZoesDagurl Год назад +2

      Same

    • @odinsmercy
      @odinsmercy Год назад +11

      Love it, especially since I do the same thing 😂

  • @rmontse255
    @rmontse255 3 года назад +8672

    "Thought this was a joke, turns out I'M the joke" Bro, that's me

    • @mariuchiha4664
      @mariuchiha4664 3 года назад +14

      Same

    • @markjustmark7599
      @markjustmark7599 3 года назад +51

      At least you're a joke, I'm a disappointment

    • @rat7652
      @rat7652 3 года назад +32

      I couldn't be a joke, because jokes have meanings

    • @rmontse255
      @rmontse255 3 года назад +3

      @@moose-mancer Sorry, english isn't my first language :(

    • @sonofdeleniel007
      @sonofdeleniel007 3 года назад +8

      I think it was the delivery when he was like " . . . Or this is ALCHEMY!!!". Fucking sent my ass.

  • @ccofnw
    @ccofnw Год назад +274

    my nana used to make me this cake every year for my birthday because she knew it was my favorite. Just seeing this made my heart happy. I miss her so much. Thank you for bringing back some of that love.

    • @jenniferroney6593
      @jenniferroney6593 Год назад +6

      So sweet when he does 1 from our memories

    • @joedoe7572
      @joedoe7572 9 месяцев назад

      How exactly did you find out that this was your favorite cake?

    • @FreudsHotDad
      @FreudsHotDad 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@joedoe7572 by eating it? how else?

  • @AkemiStormBorn
    @AkemiStormBorn 3 года назад +7580

    It's definitely alchemy. Definitely alchemy.
    But to be honest, chocolate is the universal cure to everything.

    • @Star-vh4cs
      @Star-vh4cs 3 года назад +166

      Except diabities

    • @super-zw3ep
      @super-zw3ep 3 года назад +101

      Chocolate is the base ingredient for all alchemy

    • @S-Asker
      @S-Asker 3 года назад +25

      not to obesity

    • @nedflynn4505
      @nedflynn4505 3 года назад +8

      Lupus

    • @Kody2905
      @Kody2905 3 года назад +67

      chocolate is the philosophers stone of baking

  • @mollyvansteenwyk229
    @mollyvansteenwyk229 3 года назад +786

    Funny thing, my grandmother used to make this cake 😂 I too was initially repulsed by the idea of sauerkraut... alchemy is the only explanation for how good this cake is

    • @nyx186
      @nyx186 3 года назад +32

      My mom used to make for my older sisters birthday, it’s still my sisters favorite cake!

    • @onbearfeet
      @onbearfeet 2 года назад +14

      I grew up eating this cake, so I didn't think it was weird until I brought cupcakes to school and people lost their minds over the "secret ingredient".

  • @annmariecarfagno6031
    @annmariecarfagno6031 2 года назад +750

    "Can a cake be tried for treason?" Had me dying!! 🤣🤣

    • @assfucker6997
      @assfucker6997 Год назад

      Depends on the time and place

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Год назад +1

      Given that the cake is from 1948, just three years before it COULD actually have been considered treason

  • @Hikari_Heart1210
    @Hikari_Heart1210 2 года назад +126

    "Either the chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy." No, it's dark magic.

    • @Lycanthromancer1
      @Lycanthromancer1 11 месяцев назад +7

      Dark _chocolate_ magic.

    • @Hikari_Heart1210
      @Hikari_Heart1210 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Lycanthromancer1 Yes, that was in fact the implied joke.

  • @Itscass09
    @Itscass09 2 года назад +1627

    “ or what, I’m gonna ruin your disaster” has me dying

    • @ZoesDagurl
      @ZoesDagurl Год назад +2

      I laughed at that point

  • @cosmicfails2053
    @cosmicfails2053 3 года назад +1081

    I think when you soak it in water it gets rid of most of the actual taste of the sauerkraut and you're left with the natural sugars within the cabbage and the nice, crunchy texture acting like coconut

    • @Wolfgang8-Y
      @Wolfgang8-Y 3 года назад +165

      And any sour taste that _is_ left behind will just make the chocolate taste more chocolaty! At least to an American palette.

    • @astralspacedragon
      @astralspacedragon 3 года назад +112

      That was my exact thought process when I saw this on Twitter.
      Side thought: I don't know how expensive coconut was in 1948 (I imagine it was rather pricey), but I feel like this recipe was made for those who didn't have access to coconut (whether for cost reasons or something else).

    • @RubyDynamite
      @RubyDynamite 3 года назад +38

      @@astralspacedragon I could totally see them using this for something like German Chocolate Cake filling, for sure!

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 года назад +34

      This was my thought process as well. It makes sense to me that soaking the sauerkraut in water washes off/soaks out a lot of the awful sauerkraut taste.

    • @rich2583
      @rich2583 3 года назад +17

      @@EzekiesAcheron sauerkraut isn't awful, it's wonderful!

  • @xxTC-96xx
    @xxTC-96xx 3 года назад +13051

    well they say Alchemy started in the kitchen...guess this proves that XD

    • @SkyFantasyWorld
      @SkyFantasyWorld 3 года назад +51

      Did not expect to see you here- 👀

    • @sumiterxeroslargosiuscrosi7819
      @sumiterxeroslargosiuscrosi7819 3 года назад +20

      It does prove that! XD lmao

    • @zodofkrypton4440
      @zodofkrypton4440 3 года назад +62

      Sir, idk how to say this. Alchemy started with “Big Brother Ed.”

    • @xxTC-96xx
      @xxTC-96xx 3 года назад +31

      @@zodofkrypton4440 first of all how dare

    • @fairytale3526
      @fairytale3526 3 года назад +11

      I thought u said alcreamy which is a Pokémon.

  • @Modtro64
    @Modtro64 8 месяцев назад +5

    Time for a fun fact!
    The reason Sauerkraut works well in this recipe is because first, it adds a nice moistness and tenderness that is buoyant, not dense. Secondly, there is a slight acidic tartness or tang that adds backbone to sweet desserts and actually complements the chocolate, much in the same manner that buttermilk or sour cream does. Finally, there is a nice textural element that is similar to coconut as mentioned in the video.
    Sometimes it's better to broaden your mind and learn what works for meats and slaw, can also be used in a sweet application.

  • @Jay-ch7fp
    @Jay-ch7fp 2 года назад +124

    “Either chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy” chocolate IS alchemy. It’s magic

  • @ZeroGForce
    @ZeroGForce 3 года назад +3269

    _"Either chocolate fixes everything, or this is alchemy!"_
    God damn it... I was trying to bake a cake, but I accidentally transmuted gold.
    _[throws a whole gold ingot in the trash]_

    • @andrewmorris8650
      @andrewmorris8650 3 года назад +153

      Gosh darning Harold. You are wasting the groceries making worthless gold bars

    • @A.P-r2c
      @A.P-r2c 3 года назад +68

      Damn it George if you can't make it right the first 9 times stop trying!

    • @Skylerraemhild
      @Skylerraemhild 3 года назад +40

      Well that’s just equivalent exchange my friend

    • @demisequest9443
      @demisequest9443 3 года назад +27

      Im just impressed with whoever threw a gold ingot

    • @ruansasa289
      @ruansasa289 3 года назад +24

      And here am i trying to transmute coal into Gold Just to get a cake, its a good cake tho

  • @maeiia18
    @maeiia18 3 года назад +810

    "You can use a mixer. I just do this to feel something."
    That sentence is relatable on so many levels

    • @kiritokirigaya6716
      @kiritokirigaya6716 3 года назад +12

      @Doug Gregory what??? Did someone pissed in ur coffee?

    • @sanguine_inc4305
      @sanguine_inc4305 3 года назад +1

      @Doug Gregory sociopath

    • @isdisgudnam
      @isdisgudnam 3 года назад +2

      @Doug Gregory bruh imagine thinking you need to go after someone for making a joke. They weren't trying to be "deep or clever" ._.

    • @LPSilki93
      @LPSilki93 3 года назад

      @@isdisgudnam I musta missed the joke.

    • @joannadzenowski6214
      @joannadzenowski6214 3 года назад

      Same though.

  • @oxide9679
    @oxide9679 Год назад +27

    I love how pissed he was when he realized it worked perfectly. 🤣

  • @adamperry5794
    @adamperry5794 3 года назад +3742

    I love how his facial expressions soften when the food is actually nice

    • @kysscum111
      @kysscum111 3 года назад +8

      @Jam With Me I actually don't like cabbage😅

    • @XenomorphgamerBR
      @XenomorphgamerBR 3 года назад +10

      @Jam With Me Doesn't sound very tasty, but when it does is kinda cool

    • @emberflamess
      @emberflamess 3 года назад +14

      @Jam With Me maybe he doesn't like sauerkraut? if you add a food you don't like into something you'll probably expect to dislike it

    • @emberflamess
      @emberflamess 3 года назад +16

      @Jam With Me i don't think he's an actual baker, he just likes baking n stuff

    • @andieallison6792
      @andieallison6792 3 года назад +1

      What are you supposed to PiCk Up from this

  • @tburkalurk9888
    @tburkalurk9888 3 года назад +6207

    “Can a cake be tried for treason?”
    That will forever be stuck in my head

  • @advid01
    @advid01 3 года назад +242

    i love the face changes at the first bite. it goes from hesitant to "dammit old people why were you so weird and good at the same time"

    • @sergeantmason
      @sergeantmason 3 года назад +7

      His mind is like
      Its good.
      Noo it cant be
      It tastes great.
      No. Maybe. Ok its delicious but why

    • @katgenn-winkler1754
      @katgenn-winkler1754 3 года назад +2

      In his defense, I've seen a couple recipes that only got worse. 😩
      I was scared about this one too. 😲😂

  • @JE-zl6uy
    @JE-zl6uy 2 года назад +78

    "Either Chocolate Fixes everything or this is Alchemy" - Yes.

  • @bethmckinney983
    @bethmckinney983 3 года назад +697

    "In she goes-I KNOW IT'S OPEN!"
    Ah yes, the time-honored tradition of screaming at appliances that don't cooperate.

    • @shuna1302
      @shuna1302 3 года назад +14

      I scream "IK ITS FAWKIN OPEN" at my fridge putting in the 20 waterbottles for my family every month 😃🤛🏽

    • @KatKitty_
      @KatKitty_ 3 года назад +4

      @@shuna1302 I CANT STOP LAUGHING IM IMAGINING SOMEONE WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT SAYING THAT DJRJENND

    • @shuna1302
      @shuna1302 3 года назад +2

      @@KatKitty_ ty i read it in a accent aswell
      (No i donr have a accent it just automatically sounds liek a accent)

    • @echogameplay1874
      @echogameplay1874 3 года назад

      That’s what she sausage l

  • @aekjysten
    @aekjysten 2 года назад +2052

    “Can a cake be tried for treason?” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rodysoul2468
      @rodysoul2468 2 года назад +13

      It should be

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 2 года назад +6

      Depending on how a society prioritizes crimes, or just how the individual looking at the two were to compare these- then inanimate objects and rats have been trialed for and consequently sentenced for Worse.

    • @Milo-qq9vy
      @Milo-qq9vy 2 года назад +3

      *ends up liking it* 🤣🤣

    • @quantumtheabyssalwolf950
      @quantumtheabyssalwolf950 2 года назад

      @@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 tbh i feel like America is slowly moving towards that at this point XD

  • @VanNessy97
    @VanNessy97 2 года назад +284

    "Either chocolate fixes everything, or this is alchemy."
    Underrated quote

    • @owens75647
      @owens75647 Год назад +2

      🍫 It's ALWAYS the CHOCOLATE. 😂😂 Or atl least that what I tell myself with each delicious morsel.

  • @StormKing757
    @StormKing757 4 месяца назад +3

    My mom would tell me about this cake, I showed her this video and she said I told you so. She's been gone a year and things like this video bring a smile to my face, and think of her.

  • @fartzinacan
    @fartzinacan 3 года назад +679

    For maybe the 2nd time ever, thank you YT algorithm for showing me this channel.

    • @DaniJHollis
      @DaniJHollis 3 года назад +2

      What channel was the first time you said that?

    • @fartzinacan
      @fartzinacan 3 года назад +3

      @@DaniJHollis either Demolition Ranch or Cleetus McFarland years and years ago.

    • @1010220me
      @1010220me 3 года назад +2

      He has more on his TikTok. His youtube is quiet behind and he live streams there sometimes.

    • @DaniJHollis
      @DaniJHollis 3 года назад +1

      @@1010220me its ALMOST enough to make me want to get Tiktok. Think I'll indulge in a little delayed gratification on this one !

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 3 года назад

      @@DaniJHollis Tiktok has great stuff, but it is shadowed by the Bella tiktoks, cringy collabs, etc.

  • @nikkiewhite476
    @nikkiewhite476 3 года назад +2077

    "Either chocolate fixes everything out this is alchemy!"
    Both, it is both!

    • @V_A_P_O_R
      @V_A_P_O_R 2 года назад +18

      Hm...both, both is good.

    • @hellkittyninja7237
      @hellkittyninja7237 2 года назад +4

      @@V_A_P_O_R YASSSSSS Road to El Dorado 👏👏😂

    • @Tomago9387
      @Tomago9387 2 года назад +1

      Probably because he drained it lmao

    • @nikkiewhite476
      @nikkiewhite476 2 года назад +6

      @@Tomago9387 well that helped but drained sauerkraut still tastes like sauerkraut. Usually cooking it intensifies the taste because the taste is in sauerkraut not just the brine. I do this with sauerkraut all the time to go with bratwurst. Makes it twice as strong as straight from the jar.

    • @nmg6248
      @nmg6248 2 года назад

      Hahaha came here to say that

  • @majomaheriose
    @majomaheriose 3 года назад +488

    Also
    "Either chocolate FIXES EVERYTHING or this is alchemy".
    My new senior year quote, everybody.

    • @kyliecristan5773
      @kyliecristan5773 3 года назад +2

      I'm gonna put that on my cap when I graduate

    • @justinethridge9034
      @justinethridge9034 3 года назад +3

      Both both is good

    • @chito4154
      @chito4154 3 года назад +2

      This is alchemy. Traumatic kitchen experiences have disappointingly proved that chocolate does not fix everything. Just many things.

    • @nobodyshero1404
      @nobodyshero1404 3 года назад

      I’m commenting so I can save this forever

    • @bigfatphoque5396
      @bigfatphoque5396 3 года назад

      @@nobodyshero1404 me too

  • @Janne_Mai
    @Janne_Mai Год назад +5

    The moment when all the pain leaves his face is so beautiful.

  • @joshuamurray9403
    @joshuamurray9403 3 года назад +430

    He needs to put together his own recipe book of all the winners he's found over the years!

    • @Mill-33
      @Mill-33 2 года назад +14

      That would be amazing.

    • @grapelike13
      @grapelike13 2 года назад +10

      I'm ready for that book.

    • @marcostheblinkedscout1309
      @marcostheblinkedscout1309 2 года назад +5

      that sounds illegal due to copyright or some shit

    • @lilygamingtheories1410
      @lilygamingtheories1410 2 года назад

      Facts

    • @MizGizma
      @MizGizma 2 года назад +34

      @@marcostheblinkedscout1309 - You can't put a copyright on a recipe. Even if you go through the trouble of applying for a patent that would entail a 20 year time limit and I haven't seen him use a single recipe from 2000 or newer. So he is free to publish a book of recipes. Including a citation of where he obtained the recipe is the polite thing to do and would give everyone context. Legally its not required though. What would be illegal is including photos or clipart from other cookbooks. He would have to cook the item himself (which he is already doing) and take his own photos.

  • @storm323
    @storm323 2 года назад +841

    “Cream time! You can use a mixer, I just do this to feel something.” Poor Dylan! 😂💀

    • @narutokun9127
      @narutokun9127 2 года назад +9

      Yep 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @carolyncarver6822
      @carolyncarver6822 2 года назад +11

      I know I really like him I wish he would get saved

    • @infiniLor
      @infiniLor Год назад +2

      From?

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 Год назад +19

      Carolyn is bringing up the fact that Dylan is very likely homosex. And because of that, she doesn't think he's Christian, or may not think he's the right kind of Christian (I have no idea), and is therefore going to hell.
      Carolyn can eat a whole water pie, because that is none of her business and very rude to bring up in that manner.

    • @assfucker6997
      @assfucker6997 Год назад

      ...

  • @pumpkinboyo6459
    @pumpkinboyo6459 3 года назад +9200

    "Either chocolate fixes everything, or this is alchemy!"
    Ah shit that cake cost me an arm and a leg

    • @Joetheknight406
      @Joetheknight406 3 года назад +455

      Ah, a man of culture! My cake took my brother. He was a little shit tho, so...

    • @sade-ist7849
      @sade-ist7849 3 года назад +99

      Good thing it got rid of your brother tho, am I right?

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 3 года назад +174

      Ugh, this is going to turn into an epic adventure full of action and mystery, isnt it?
      I'll get my coat...

    • @avo284
      @avo284 3 года назад +151

      ed.....ward

    • @miarose7315
      @miarose7315 3 года назад +107

      @@avo284 *N O*

  • @bjrnmatthiesen2690
    @bjrnmatthiesen2690 5 месяцев назад +1

    That vein-pop on the temple as he struggles inwardly to hate the chocolate and, of course, fails... - Brought me to tears, laughing!

  • @puppettrx
    @puppettrx 3 года назад +619

    "Fold in the Sourkrout carefully or what I'm gonna ruin a disaster" I died laughing when he said that

    • @sanaix72
      @sanaix72 3 года назад +4

      Me too I fell of my bed❤️❤️❤️

    • @Jenny-sq2pr
      @Jenny-sq2pr 3 года назад +2

      Well, i mean the cake was good so I guess he did.

  • @thebamboozlerette1824
    @thebamboozlerette1824 3 года назад +199

    His 50’s young-man-about-town wardrobe is just perfect

  • @kawaiitebocchi7923
    @kawaiitebocchi7923 3 года назад +628

    "Can a cake be tried for treason?"
    I DIED 😂😂😂

  • @Thetealeaf1984
    @Thetealeaf1984 2 года назад +94

    It's alchemy Dylan, it's alchemy. Bet you didn't realize cooks were wizards.

    • @Munenushi
      @Munenushi Год назад +5

      technically, yes. combining multiple ingredients from their natural states, manipulated to create a concoction that has a desired effect (taste, stimulation) - small cakes were often used in rituals and created to be given at small shrines or taken to temples in worship as well [actual truth]

  • @ShadeoftheRaven
    @ShadeoftheRaven 3 года назад +1276

    "Either chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy."
    Let's be real... could be both

  • @themommynator
    @themommynator 2 года назад +987

    I love how your eyebrows telegraph the deliciousness of whatever you are tasting before your words confirm it. I LOOK FOR THIS ! 😂😂😂👍

    • @elenilou1851
      @elenilou1851 2 года назад +18

      And what about the ears????????

    • @-MrsG-
      @-MrsG- 2 года назад +13

      @@elenilou1851 that’s what I look for first. The ears move when he’s happy.

    • @Kayla_Kimbrell
      @Kayla_Kimbrell 2 года назад +9

      He's I always watch his eyebrows and ears! He has such an expressive face.

    • @Smoofy92
      @Smoofy92 2 года назад +4

      His entire forehead, hairline, and ears shift to your answer before he says a word 😂

    • @rainetopia7130
      @rainetopia7130 Год назад +4

      I think the smile is the most obvious and prettiest part

  • @Dalia_the_witch
    @Dalia_the_witch 2 года назад +423

    “You can use a mixer, I just do this to feel something”
    Why is this my life

  • @calebdaily1049
    @calebdaily1049 Год назад +9

    I'd love a longer, in depth video on this like you did for the cold oven cake, chocolate potato cake, and peanut butter bread

  • @love4jd
    @love4jd 3 года назад +9

    "In she goes- I KNOW IT'S OPEN"
    one of the best lines 🤣🤣

  • @splashor6361
    @splashor6361 2 года назад +823

    "In she go- *_I KNOW IT'S OPEN."_*

  • @schrodingersgay6167
    @schrodingersgay6167 2 года назад +55

    "Thought this was a joke... turns out I'm the joke." And "Either chocolate FIXES everything, or this is ALCHEMY" are two of the BEST LINES EVER

  • @spiced_blueberries153
    @spiced_blueberries153 8 месяцев назад +1

    I made it for my dad's birthday. Everyone loved it. I felt like dying when eating it, probably because I don't like cake that much but just knowing it's actually sauerkraut made me die inside.

  • @pineapplegirl8078
    @pineapplegirl8078 2 года назад +731

    Honest to God, my mother made this cake for us growing up. I loved it until I was about 10 years old and someone told me what sauerkraut was…literally never ate it again until about 6 years ago when my brother and I randomly were going through my mom’s recipe box and found the recipe card. 40 years later it transported me back to childhood ☺️

    • @therottensun
      @therottensun 2 года назад +4

      What are they?

    • @Metalfear18
      @Metalfear18 2 года назад +16

      @@therottensun pickled cabbage, i think

    • @lynsthoughts3576
      @lynsthoughts3576 2 года назад +7

      it's just cabbage

    • @lynsthoughts3576
      @lynsthoughts3576 2 года назад +24

      ​@@therottensun Its German
      cabbage in vinegar...
      up North in USA use on hot dogs
      down South they use Cole slaw (still cabbage)

    • @lynsthoughts3576
      @lynsthoughts3576 2 года назад +4

      ​@@Metalfear18 yep

  • @BlueRyuu246
    @BlueRyuu246 3 года назад +512

    "In she go-"
    _BEEEEEEEEP_
    "I KNOW, IT'S OPEN!"

  • @kellycastillo7203
    @kellycastillo7203 3 года назад +90

    Yelling at the oven while mid conversation with someone else is something I do on a daily basis 😂

    • @grumpus_hominidae
      @grumpus_hominidae 3 года назад +3

      I frequently yell at inanimate objects. I need help.

    • @paradisehuntress2877
      @paradisehuntress2877 2 года назад

      @@grumpus_hominidae I think you're probably okay. It's only a problem if you think they are talking back and you start having conversations with the inanimate objects. I hope this is reassuring. 🙂

  • @MsLovinDMutts
    @MsLovinDMutts 25 дней назад +1

    It's the rinsing. Essentially, rinsing all of the vinegar and sourness out of the kraut is reducing it to simply a fiber and texture element.

  • @ce311
    @ce311 2 года назад +411

    He is hysterical... The voice, the idea, the face, the quips. Always watch these 3 or 4 times in a row😂 " just to feel something"

    • @Bonitaslifestyle
      @Bonitaslifestyle 2 года назад +2

      Same 😆

    • @tammyhibner9994
      @tammyhibner9994 2 года назад +7

      Honestly cracks me up! If you don't feel something after watching this you're dead. I hope you find joy in your life elsewhere too, but this guy is comedy gold.

    • @tammyhibner9994
      @tammyhibner9994 2 года назад +5

      He reminds me of Martin short.

    • @hbzane1
      @hbzane1 Год назад +2

      Cocoa 🧐

    • @cynthiar6426
      @cynthiar6426 Год назад +1

      ​@@tammyhibner9994 He never struck me like that but now he will. Loved MS on SCTV!

  • @hollienelson6738
    @hollienelson6738 3 года назад +961

    "Thought this was a joke. Turns out I'm the joke." Story of my life!

  • @Rasiar
    @Rasiar 3 года назад +679

    Very much want a shirt that says "Either Chocolate Fixes Everything, or This is Alchemy!" possibly with a slice of cake in the middle.

  • @muted__dreamer
    @muted__dreamer Год назад +21

    he perfectly represents how I am when I'm home alone doing literally anything

  • @ouchiegiverjr
    @ouchiegiverjr 3 года назад +2281

    Love his fashion style, like Steve Rogers who didn’t get to be a super soldier and decided to cook.

  • @lilgoose0759
    @lilgoose0759 3 года назад +3653

    I love his face when he realises that it’s actually nice
    Edit: Thx for all the likes

    • @ClovertheUnburnt
      @ClovertheUnburnt 3 года назад +51

      He looks almost mad, like a kid who doesnt wanna take a nap...

    • @elliemayfield
      @elliemayfield 3 года назад +22

      He refuses to believe it.

    • @fortytwolizards6669
      @fortytwolizards6669 3 года назад +8

      his ears actually go up

    • @lynn6367
      @lynn6367 3 года назад +8

      He looks like he's mad that it's good.

    • @XGrantLorraineX
      @XGrantLorraineX 3 года назад +3

      It's like that one person you trashed talked but then actually grew to know and care about them

  • @emilywhittle1420
    @emilywhittle1420 3 года назад +3734

    This one makes sense. It was during the war and I imagine they couldn’t get coconut during war time in most places so soaking the brine off the sauerkraut just takes away the flavour and leaves the texture. But who thought of this? Their either a genius or insanely hungry for Chocolate macaroons

    • @warriormaiden9829
      @warriormaiden9829 3 года назад +208

      You can do the same thing with watermelon rinds and pineapple juice. Can the rinds in the juice, and they're ready to use after about a year. When you want to make pineapple upside-down cake, substitute the rinds for the pineapple chunks. :)

    • @darkethan34
      @darkethan34 3 года назад +84

      @@warriormaiden9829 No way. that actually works and tastes good?? I love upside down cake

    • @warriormaiden9829
      @warriormaiden9829 3 года назад +63

      @@darkethan34 Yup. My grandma did it all the time. :)

    • @_anshin_anshin
      @_anshin_anshin 3 года назад +65

      @@warriormaiden9829 that's a great way to use the whole watermelon.

    • @funsizedi88
      @funsizedi88 3 года назад +36

      My German grandma always made thr cake this way. Guess she learned it during the war. I just thought it was normal. Yummy!

  • @Most0riginalUsername
    @Most0riginalUsername 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was rewatching a specific scene from the film The Help and i was reminded of the "Chocolate fixes everything" phrase from this video. For some reason

  • @evelynkirishko5407
    @evelynkirishko5407 3 года назад +442

    “Either chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy.” Best line ever.

  • @girlyMulle
    @girlyMulle 3 года назад +351

    I love how he always looks so betrayed when something that sounds like it should be terrible actually tastes good 🤣🤣

    • @justintr4888
      @justintr4888 2 года назад +3

      That moment of pleasant surprise is the cherry on top of some of these videos.

  • @Isabellegorbulousmound
    @Isabellegorbulousmound 3 года назад +36

    Your videos always make me laugh and your longer video was calming and entertaining

  • @shawntyniasmith4395
    @shawntyniasmith4395 2 года назад +36

    dylan you are my depression cure and can cake be tried for treason had me dying lmao

  • @OokamiSolstice92
    @OokamiSolstice92 2 года назад +249

    I always watch the eyebrows for the results. You have very expressive eyebrows and they always move before the expression in your eyes do X3

    • @jmoneyjoshkinion4576
      @jmoneyjoshkinion4576 2 года назад +15

      If it is really good his ears move up.

    • @johanaytb211
      @johanaytb211 Год назад +3

      I watch the ears. They perk up if it's really good

  • @strawberryj3lly
    @strawberryj3lly 2 года назад +26

    I love how he breaks character every time it’s actually decently good

  • @megandeering8914
    @megandeering8914 3 года назад +667

    That cake is actually delicious. My grandmother made it several times for me. Fully from scratch.

    • @deilylyrret
      @deilylyrret 3 года назад +7

      Even the sauerkraut from scratch?

    • @phaeste
      @phaeste 3 года назад +7

      I seriously doubt your grandma made chocolate from scratch

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 3 года назад +27

      @@phaeste Why doubt? You can buy the beans. It's not that hard to make.

    • @dragonkingbreaker6
      @dragonkingbreaker6 3 года назад +16

      @@phaeste what.
      It isnt hard at all to make chocolate from scratch. Especially if someones grandmother does it.
      Are you ok?

    • @dylanwhite6539
      @dylanwhite6539 3 года назад +1

      German or at least not the sour sauerkraut that we have in America?

  • @Mister_Listener
    @Mister_Listener Год назад +2

    I knew this would be tasty. Cabbage is an absolutely incredible tasting vegetable. Love it!!!

  • @divisuca1849
    @divisuca1849 2 года назад +72

    I love to look on his face every time he is proven wrong about how good something is! It’s so wholesome!

    • @Smasherverse
      @Smasherverse 2 года назад

      And his ears always shift backwards when he likes something

    • @arthenasmagick
      @arthenasmagick 2 года назад

      Same ☺️

  • @salmon1290
    @salmon1290 3 года назад +40

    The exact second he realized it was good. I live for that moment

  • @JayLashaunn
    @JayLashaunn 3 года назад +1043

    “you can use a mixer. i just do this to feel something-“ this line got me crying ✋🏾😭😂

    • @aimynatale7256
      @aimynatale7256 2 года назад

      Lmao me too! I cant believe I'm just now seeing this🤣🤣

  • @csismail2727
    @csismail2727 2 года назад +1

    Emotional baking! I love it.

  • @stargate525
    @stargate525 3 года назад +17

    The increasing anger you get every time one of these is good is food for my soul. Thank you for being you.

  • @aliciadunn2543
    @aliciadunn2543 3 года назад +532

    Figuring out the desserts for Thanksgiving & Christmas and writing out all the ingredients to put my grocery list together.
    Kept hearing your voice saying “CIMMMAMIMMMM!!”, “MORE EGGIES!!!!”, “floofers”, “half cup of co-co”, “FIRE!!!!!” and couldn’t help but smile.
    You’d be such a joy to do Holiday baking with!!
    Thank you for everything!!!

    • @foosmonkey
      @foosmonkey 3 года назад +2

      “A half a cuppa coocoo!”

    • @rnptenafly
      @rnptenafly 2 года назад +1

      What is floof powder? He mentioned in another video, but I think you might know?

    • @aliciadunn2543
      @aliciadunn2543 2 года назад +4

      @@rnptenafly baking powder. Baking Soda & Baking Powder is often referred to as “floofers” by him, because these are raising agents similar to yeast, but not nearly taking as long as yeast.

    • @rnptenafly
      @rnptenafly 2 года назад

      I know what they are, just didn't know which he was referring to. Are people able to make the recipes from these videos? Does he post the actual recipes anywhere?

    • @somerando5360
      @somerando5360 2 года назад +2

      FIYAAAH!

  • @riverdantes5281
    @riverdantes5281 2 года назад +184

    "Either chocolate fixes everything, or this is alchemy." I think we all know the answer.

  • @motina10
    @motina10 6 месяцев назад +1

    Chocolate does fix everything and it is alchemy.

  • @jester838
    @jester838 3 года назад +126

    BDH's facial journey during the tasting:
    *fear*
    *bracing for impact*
    *utter disbelief*
    *disbelief intensifies*
    *h o w*

  • @MrCunningham4
    @MrCunningham4 2 года назад +92

    I genuinely love your reactions when something is actually good, you can really see a spark of joy and I just think thats super cute

  • @luisfernandomartinez5046
    @luisfernandomartinez5046 2 года назад +15

    I have such a crush on this man. How can anyone be THIS adorable??? 😍

  • @JocelynLubich
    @JocelynLubich Год назад +1

    Why are your outfits always so good

  • @bellarose894
    @bellarose894 3 года назад +27

    I love how much his face changes when he doesn’t hate something

  • @MagnakayViolet
    @MagnakayViolet 3 года назад +137

    "Honey, I ran out of coconut, so I put sauerkraut in the cake. It's perfect! "
    The kids thought mom was lying about vegetables being good for you, as they continued to eat the cake in secret.

  • @auda1712
    @auda1712 3 года назад +364

    "Turn out I am the joke"
    .
    .
    .
    His parents must be comedians 😂

    • @KeruToL
      @KeruToL 3 года назад +3

      *O O F*

    • @gokuscalves2102
      @gokuscalves2102 3 года назад +2

      Lmfaoo then my dad must be a professional bc I have 7siblings from that dude

    • @warhamer-ne8mi
      @warhamer-ne8mi 3 года назад +3

      *BRUH THATS A GOOD ONE*

  • @emilioa.2365
    @emilioa.2365 Год назад +1

    Kraut is magical

  • @adiposeNarnian
    @adiposeNarnian 3 года назад +12

    "You can use a mixer; I just do this to feel something"
    I cried actual tears while laughing.

  • @Kelly_Grey
    @Kelly_Grey 3 года назад +74

    I just want to thank you so much for putting your vids on here so us non tik tok people can see them.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +6

      I second this emotion

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 года назад +5

      People from decades ago: "Ha ha! We shall troll those fancy future folk by inventing horrific foods that are surprisingly good!!"

    • @grumpus_hominidae
      @grumpus_hominidae 3 года назад +1

      Yes yes yes agreed!

  • @CoffeeandCancerStix
    @CoffeeandCancerStix 3 года назад +255

    My grandma made this for my birthday every year, it's legitimately my absolute favorite cake.

    • @Karaca86
      @Karaca86 3 года назад +5

      And how old are you? Or should I ask how old is your grandmother???💛💛💛

    • @CoffeeandCancerStix
      @CoffeeandCancerStix 3 года назад +19

      @@Karaca86 I'm 35, my grandma is in her late 80s and still baking up a storm.

    • @DJRainbowToxic
      @DJRainbowToxic 3 года назад +2

      @@CoffeeandCancerStix lucky

    • @CoffeeandCancerStix
      @CoffeeandCancerStix 3 года назад +2

      @@DJRainbowToxic extremely lucky

    • @yltraviole
      @yltraviole 3 года назад

      What does the sauerkraut add to the recipe if you can't taste it?

  • @hbm2
    @hbm2 Год назад +1

    Somebody made whatever they had into something amazing.

  • @jimmynuggets6516
    @jimmynuggets6516 2 года назад +111

    "Thought this was a joke, turns out i'm the joke"
    Same.

  • @josealvarez2338
    @josealvarez2338 2 года назад +41

    This gentleman has swagger in every way when his baking & making you laugh wild learning how to bake 😄.

  • @amb2487
    @amb2487 3 года назад +34

    honestly this guys needs some award for being relatable and funny at the same time-

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 3 года назад +1

      And for eating dead people desserts. The sacrifices his tasters have made

  • @GingerSnape46
    @GingerSnape46 Год назад +2

    I read a recipe for this in a Hershey's cookbook my mom had. I always wondered what it would taste like. Thank you for making this.

  • @alexiar.ramos-labonte1957
    @alexiar.ramos-labonte1957 3 года назад +51

    He has three reactions: I love this, I hate this, and I hate that I love this and all three are hilarious

  • @jess1.hub3r
    @jess1.hub3r 2 года назад +2874

    “Or what? I’m gonna ruin your disaster?”
    -one of God’s angels during the process of making me in heaven

  • @robphyllyps1
    @robphyllyps1 2 года назад +29

    Your energy is amazing!!!
    Lifts me on my lowest day.
    Thank you so much.

  • @JuneHarriseco
    @JuneHarriseco Год назад +1

    I love the excursion in his face where it's better than he expects it to be.

  • @goldenart1215
    @goldenart1215 3 года назад +19

    I love when he gets so surprised he breaks accent and he sounds like the most normal chill dude ever instead of an old timey teen

  • @sarahreyes1523
    @sarahreyes1523 3 года назад +33

    The way he said ‘flour’ was the softest thing I’ve ever heard-

  • @TonTonTheBard
    @TonTonTheBard 2 года назад +17

    “Or what? I’m gonna ruin your ✨Disaster?✨”
    I am fucking dead from that.

  • @MrSluggo47
    @MrSluggo47 Год назад

    I love watching Dylan's smile as he discoverers his creation actually tastes good.