Tai Lung: I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. Tait Lung: *aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!* *Duel of the Fates insert here or not*
2:44 - 2:55 Tai Lung 1: “Where’s the Dragon Warrior?” Tai Lung 2: “I’m the Dragon Warrior!” Tai Lung 1: “Haha! You think you’re the Dragon Warrior?” Tai Lung 2: “I think so...” Tai Lung 1: “I know you’re not the Dragon Warrior.” Tai Lung 2: **Proceeds to Cry**
Tai Lung: *is a fearsome snow leopard who single handedly took down an entire prison* Also Tai Lung: * 2:16:gets one shot by Tigress 2:44 has a fight with himself and loses, 5:24 gets beat by a toy, and he has a problem processing stuff as he says "What?" alot* Me: *wheezes*
I really enjoy the cartoon-y faces you edit in and the scenes from other Movies you add in overtop, those are hilarious 😂😂😂 in this one, the “you fool” especially!
XD but that does make sense. . . Here's why: Once the peach was thrown woody appeared for no reason then for no reason he just blasts Tylung to space/INFINITY AND BEYOND!
1:11: Double the dumplings! Double the noodles! Double the doubles! Double the tai lungs! Double the Big Macs! Double the doughnuts! Double the witty kitties! 😂
Woody: HEY YOU hahaha hi Tai Lung: Who are you Woody: Oh boy am I glad to see you Tai Lung: (laughing) what are you gonna do big guy Woody: Just a sec Tai Lung: What (Woody lights the match) Woody: (laughing) (Woody special move) Tai Lung: (screaming) Wrecked by Woody Would you like to continue again
"Where's the dragon warrior?" *Becomes offended* "I'm the dragon warrior" "HAHAHA! You think you're the dragon warrior?" "I think so!" "I know you're not the dragon warrior." *Becomes triggered* *sigh* "Yeah... I need to stop talking to myself in the mirror."
Shi-fu: Xing, fly to Targum prison and tell them to double their dumplings, double the noodles, *double their doubles* , double their tai-lungs!! I was laughing my head off at that!🤣🤣 Nice song by the way👍 1:56
Po: "Trys to Go thru hallway without making any noise" Po: "Fall down in floor" Po: Ow Tigress: Aw that’s it Po: "Gets brutally beaten to death by Tigress"
![[YTP] Kung Fu Pan](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/37ipQf-XbMM/mqdefault.jpg)
1:08 Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?
Ill have two number nines and number nine large!
A number six with extra dip!
A number seven, two number 45s, one with cheese and the large soda! Ok?
Can I have a boneless pizza and 2-Liter coke?
?
Double the dumplings! Double the noodles! Double the doubles! Double the tai lungs!
Yes
I think we learned a valuable lesson in all this. That lesson being: we can never be the dragon warrior until we are the dragon warrior
Uh...what?
Yep
When we die, our bodies die
NO! I am going to challenge this
Gamer Logic, 👏 Wise Words... 👏
“Fly to the prison and tell them to *DIE* “ Well, that took a dark turn
What a jerk
1:47
It's never that easy..
Master-shi-fou was mad that he didn't get his big mac
:tai lung: what?
Shifu: DOUBLE THE TAI LUNGS
(Minutes Later)
2:47: Wish Granted
1:38
1:40
1:39
4:03
4:04
3:37 "I've had a long, and rather long day. So uhh, go away." killed me
Me when my brother comes in my room.
Kicks his wall
@@lileighssorandom2723 3:46 Monkey: "WHOOOOOO.... ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘˀ"
@HoBoMiKe boy, am I glad to *s e e y o u*
@@Oilers-SS_74 LOL
2:45
They really DID double the Tailungs!
Oof
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lmaooooo
"DOUBLE THE TAI LUNGS!"
@@rabdomcommentsectionboiofy737 my favorite part
Tai Lung: Where’s the Dragon Warrior?
Tai Lung: I’m the Dragon Warrior.
Tai Lung: You think you’re the Dragon Warrior?
Tai Lung: Ｉ ｔ ｈ ｉ ｎ ｋ ｓ ｏ ．
Tai Lung: I know you're not the Dragon Warrior.
Tait Lung: *aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!*
*Duel of the Fates insert here or not*
yo mario, what's up!
@@Paradox_Prod1408
Sup?
@@Mario-nx6ys 😮
2:44
“Double the Big Mac’s!” Is one of the most American things ever
As an american i can confirm
Now we just need to double the hot dogs and we’ll be all set
@@blindside75 Double the donuts double the witte kitties
*double the freedom fries*
"Twice the pride."
Remember kids: you can’t be the dragon warrior unless you’re the dragon warrior
...uh what?
Shifu: *hits me with stick*
I think Tai lung is the dragon warrior
@@captainwhitepikmin6564
Tai Lang: I am the Dragon Warrior
Tai Lang: I'M the Dragon Warrior
@mario Gboy I think so
@mario Gboy aaaaAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! *fights*
“ DOUBLE THE TAI lUNGS!”
That would be complete hell!🤣
Edit: man.. I haven’t gotten this many likes in a while
LOL
wow
OH JOY.
For christmas i want double the tai lungs
Double the Tai lungs made me laugh
4:41 when he says P E A C H E S I thot he said it is so that tai lung breaking out is good news
Plot Twist: Woody was the dragon warrior the entire time.
Where's Buzz's bonding strip?
He almost found it in Toy Toy 4, before being brutally KO’d by Stinky Pete
Woody and Buzz just sent Tai Lung to "Infinity and beyond".
That makes alot of sence now
@@Bruce_shark-08 How?
*The warrior spoke* "your so attractive"
The generic bad guy: *visibly surprised*
The crocodile's reaction was great.
you're
*Yawn*
So
Attractive
4:08 starts the best part
"PO, that is IT!"
*sounds of angry tiger and panda screaming in pain*
Yes
“Who ever is making that sound, quiet down!!”
Nahh fr this part was so funny
0:34 Godzilla attacking the city when he meets ... M O N K E
That is accurate
Yes it is
1:11 when a store don’t have what you want
“What were you doing up there? All that noise?”
“Oh, nothing. Just uh...”
*Demonic Ogre screams*
“Just uh *Demonic ogre screaming* Noodles!”
0:49
@Marcus Danelon this is the part where you run away. 0:45
Po: I start roaring then that pig lady had chased me and beats me up
- chop chop chop my heart away -
This is the best Kung Fu Panda YTP anyone has ever made! Great job, Qwistoof, you did it again!
2:44 - 2:55
Tai Lung 1: “Where’s the Dragon Warrior?”
Tai Lung 2: “I’m the Dragon Warrior!”
Tai Lung 1: “Haha! You think you’re the Dragon Warrior?”
Tai Lung 2: “I think so...”
Tai Lung 1: “I know you’re not the Dragon Warrior.”
Tai Lung 2: **Proceeds to Cry**
Tai Lung 1 and 2 fight and they lose
I will be Tai Lung 2 and someone be the 1
@@CommonWing Where's the Dragon Warrior?
Fury Fossil I’m the dragon warror
@@CommonWing *laughs* You think you're the Dragon Warrior?
Shifu's eyes at 3:24 are terrifying and hilarious!
Ohhh shoot a demon 3:27
**DEEP CHUCKLE**
Yeah thoose were the eyes of a demon 😈
2:14 "you fool" sound from ASDF
2:18 "nOOoooOoooo" sound from Star wars:TESB(the empire strikes back
1:11 Double the Dumplings, Double the Noodles, Double the Doubles, Double the Tai Lung
Double the boost
@@joseluissifuentes8639 double the wittie kitties
Double the subscribers
@@ECtransformertoysOffical Double the content
@@joseluissifuentes8639 DOUBLE THE CHEESEBURGER
Meanwhile: I‘m eating my Panda Express meal...
LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
Legend
You madlad
Your fortune: You won't be the dragon warrior untill you are the dragon warrior
LOL!!!!
Shifu: “Double the noodles, double the dumplings.”
English Guy: “Sounds like a lunch order.”
mario Gboy yes
Shifu: it is I’m starving
Double the tai lungs
@@ralph8252 'you dim wit!"
"iM jUsT tHe MeSsEnGeR"
hi mei@@primedaddy5991
5:11 best part! 🤣
Yeah, totally.
1:51 *Finally our battle will be le--*
🦀 Tai lung is dead 🦀
OH NO NO NO NO NO DON'T DIE!😭🥺😢😥😰🤧💔🙅🏻🙍🏻🙎🏻🩹🔗⛓️❕❗
What you didn't finish
@@shanevinzant6935 he said Finally our battle will be legandary
gendary!!
The warrior spoke:
You’re so attractive!
👁___👁
his face after 😆
WUT
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
XD
Tai Lung: *is a fearsome snow leopard who single handedly took down an entire prison*
Also Tai Lung:
* 2:16:gets one shot by Tigress
2:44 has a fight with himself and loses,
5:24 gets beat by a toy, and he has a problem processing stuff as he says "What?" alot*
Me: *wheezes*
Me too
I was laughing so hard from the moment tai lung said what?
Kilo Ren you forgot where we walked off the cliff
Should have said the other is an imposter, one would be an alien.
@Peggy Ondoro im sorry for my incompetence
"Tell them to die!" This is why we love QwistoffYTP
5:00 I was expecting the peach to knock out Tai Lung and the screen saying wrecked by a peach would you like to continue?
LOL
3:24 Every parent when their teenager mouths off for the first time.
Therapist: what did you take from this experience?
Me: tAi LUnG bE AnGy KiTtIE
I learned that we can’t be the dragon warrior until we are the dragon warrior
Tailung vs Tailung was literally the best edited fight scene I've seen in a YTP.
I agree
Especially since neither can defeat the other since they both fight in the same way using the same moves.
1:00
Po: Uh, I was dreaming about Monkey.
Dad: What The?
Monkey: We should hang out.
Dad: WHAT?!!?!?!
🎵CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?!🎵
Captions say "top 10 wtf moments by watchmojo"
**proceeds to crap rainbows**
@@noblesix_B13 u mean **proceeds to crap gaybows**
@@noahblair3020 XD
"Legend tells of a legendary warrior, who said nothing for his mouth was full."
Truly the greatest words to begin a movie.
2:43 Fighting Game Mirror Matches in a Nutshell.
2:55 *Po is Tai Lungs father*
mind _blown_
*tai* *luke* *skywalker*
I LOVE YOUR YTP’S SO MUCH
"Maybe you should chew MY MY FIST!!!" Best line ever😂
Corona: Double the 2020!!
@@Chilly_Games now it will be 20202020
*oh no*
Or double the 2021 u dimwit
( you still don't need subtitles)
5:07 Top 10 Anime Plot Twists
Y e s
Time to double the noodles, and double the dumplings!
_It's YTP Time!_
Ok for a second I thought your comment said “double the nobodies” and I was saving my kingdom hearts jokes for a moment like that!
...Double the doubles, double the tai lungs, doible the big macs, double the doughnuts, double the witty kitties,
Double the unversed! Double the dream eaters! Double the organization XIII! Double the xehanorts!
Double the xehanorts? Ok! *proceeds to do it*
Double the darknesses! Double the lights!
I really enjoy the cartoon-y faces you edit in and the scenes from other Movies you add in overtop, those are hilarious 😂😂😂 in this one, the “you fool” especially!
0:34 - 0:42 had never laughing way too hard 😂😂😂
4:13 Who ever is making that sound quiet down
Shifu: A peach cannot defeat Tailung!
Oogway: ... A peach can stop him.
Shifu: 0 👄 o
Me: XD
🐯 VS 🍑
Krillin from TeamFourStar: Senzu Bean! (Toss Senzu bean)
Hell, i like his face that moment
Who's laughing now, Guys ? Like this.
*Ò_ó*
O_o
“What were you doing up there, all that noise?”
“Oh nothing. Just uh *ROOAARRAAROAR”
Just sound like shrek
😆
@@YummyHappyKikiTheCat THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU RUN AWAY...
2:43
This basically is what Tai-lung is dealing with in the movie.
2:43 - 2:51 and 2:41
The peach 🍑 lmao 4:34 😂
you know you've found a good ytp when you laugh so hard your stomach hurts
“You’re so much bigger than your action figure” 😂
*Get out*
That's what she said
duH
Ha! Phrasing.
Plot twist: turns out that peach was a pokeball containing the one the only Woody
*gasp*
@@dando541 WHERE'S THAT BONDING STRIP?
Taran Caffarella a
@@Bowling4986 Plot twist: The bonding strip was also in the pokeball
XD but that does make sense. . . Here's why: Once the peach was thrown woody appeared for no reason then for no reason he just blasts Tylung to space/INFINITY AND BEYOND!
3:04 I can't stop laughing
You will never be the dragon warrior until your the dragon warrior.
1:11: Double the dumplings! Double the noodles! Double the doubles! Double the tai lungs! Double the Big Macs! Double the doughnuts!
Double the witty kitties! 😂
Woody: Hi There!
Villian: Who are you?
Woody:*gets rocket ship*
Villian: Oh jeez.
at 5:03 its the funny part
Woody: HEY YOU hahaha hi
Tai Lung: Who are you
Woody: Oh boy am I glad to see you
Tai Lung: (laughing) what are you gonna do big guy
Woody: Just a sec
Tai Lung: What
(Woody lights the match)
Woody: (laughing)
(Woody special move)
Tai Lung: (screaming)
Wrecked by Woody
Would you like to continue again
Tai lung better watch out for *Le Woody*
The comments is worst than even the live chat!
Fish
"Endgame was the most ambitious crossover event"
Me, an intellectual 5:07
"Where's the dragon warrior?"
*Becomes offended*
"I'm the dragon warrior"
"HAHAHA! You think you're the dragon warrior?"
"I think so!"
"I know you're not the dragon warrior."
*Becomes triggered*
*sigh* "Yeah... I need to stop talking to myself in the mirror."
3:34 3:37 4:21 5:37 5:40 5:47
how many times is Po going to get wrecked 😂😂😂
Po is not having a good day
Not enough times, I assure you.
4:13-4:14
Shifu: Who ever is making that sound, quiet down?! 😡
THE WARRIOR SWALLOWED!
And then he said nothing...
Maybe I should chew my MY FIST!
Maybe I should chew my muffins
And to this day, he still said nothing
The warrior said “you’re so attractive...”
@@chronologizer422 if you chew your fist your a baby
2:13 "You *fool"* "What?" (Jumps on rope, rope snaps) *"NOOOOOOOO"* "Take that, you furry air freshener."
Wrecked by Tigress
Would you like to continue
Shi-fu: Xing, fly to Targum prison and tell them to double their dumplings, double the noodles, *double their doubles* , double their tai-lungs!!
I was laughing my head off at that!🤣🤣
Nice song by the way👍 1:56
Fly to Targum prison and tell them to *die!*
Double the Big Macs?! double the doughnuts?! Double the wittie kitties, you dimwit?!
WHATWHATWUTWUTWUTWUTWUTWUTWHATWUTWHATWHAT WHAAAAAAATATATATAATATATATATATATA
@@Theawesomecat237 I think the prison is really called Chorh-Gom.
@@noahblair3020 Wut is this message you dog?
5:27 the meteor that killed off the dinosaurs
2:26 those are totally accurate battle simulator sounds
GOATED GAME!
I love your ytps they’re so clean and I love your sentance mixing and editing they’re such genuinely funny conversations
Shifu: Tell Tai Lung To Die!
Goose: Okay, Master Shifu!
Tai Ling: FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT OUR BATTLE- 1:52
the battle between tai lung and his twin brother was legendary
Finally a worthy opponent
which one is tai lung?
@@one-on6zx both because shifu said double the tai lungs
1:56 this is very catchy, best remix of this channel IMO
3:21 “you are the dragon warrior”
Meanwhile Tigress just realize she's talking to another tiger
Reminds me of the Spiderman pointing meme.
BROTHER!!!
I'm curious as to how a leopard is bigger than a tiger
Rosie Johnson it isn’t bigger than a tiger.
Spider-Man Forever! Not in real life. But Tai Lung is bigger than Tigress
0:46 me when it’s night time in Minecraft
So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣you can also see my Minecraft vid on my channel to see my reaction in the night 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG there are 2 tai lungs!
@@jillianneisthebest4875 yeah 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
True Every pro and noobs
5:16 Woody's final smash
0:32 1:58 Po and Master Shifu is Funny😂
2:28 Tai Lung became a Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) character, nice!
Brother: Where are my legos?
Me currently digesting 376 legos: 4:29
3:19 - "You will never be the Dragon Warrior,
*SMACK* until you are the Dragon Warrior."
uuuuuuhhhh.... WHAT?
3:29 now listen closely *PUSH* OHOHOHOHOH my tenders *HITS* AAAAAAAAA
Fact of the day:
Master shei-fou likes Mc donalds
3:13 WORNG *FatFatFlappybutt* 😂 got me laughing.
1:51 "Finally, our battle will be le-"
Last words of Tai Lung
(what? you didn't finish!)
Woody is the strongest Dreamworks/Pixar Character.
5:06
Woody’s powers are on par with Shrek’s
Woody is the REAL Dragon Warrior!
Woody is powerful then thanos
But po is real dragon warrior
0:27 "You're so attractive." they gave confused looks. XDD
Them: 😳😳😳
4:18 I died of laughter.
Po that is it!
*proceeds to kill Po*
lol
Same bro omg how can a child's movie be this funny
Mom: go play with the neighbors kid the neighbors kid: 0:51
4:40 🎵🎵peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches 🎵🎵
The warrior said DOUBLE THE NOODLES!
Po: "Trys to Go thru hallway without making any noise"
Po: "Fall down in floor"
Po: Ow
Tigress: Aw that’s it
Po: "Gets brutally beaten to death by Tigress"
Shifu: "Would whoever is making that sound, quiet down!"
Tina Peck
3:26 those eyes 🤣🤣
He dead
Trick Shot
3:35 I like how po scream when he falls in the lava 🤣😂🤣
Monkey: who are u
3:37 - 4:43
*Me when someone wants to do something after School*
Me but with work
What??I didn't get it.
4:57
So Where is This Peach
4:12 always gets me 😂
2:37 That's a DOUBLE sized YES!
2:42
I like that this YTP was longer than some of the others
Legend tell of legendary warrior, who said nothing for his mouth was full
Mmmm!
0:35
Me when I'm at the zoo and see a monkey
2:43 That double Tai Lung conversation and fight was hilarious lol
0:03 "Legend tells of a legendary warrior...
"who said nothing, for his mouth was full."
Legendary Warrior: "MMMMMMMMMM"
I see you like to chew. Chew MY FIST!
Melissa Zepeda “The Warrior Said: AAAAAGGH”
@@fsunshine88 i see.
Melissa Zepeda The warrior SWALLOWED and said NOTHING
@@fsunshine88 maybe i should chew MY my FIST!
Tailung: Where's the Dragon Warrior?
Also Tailung: I am the Dragon Warrior!
Tai lung 1:**laughts** you think you're the dragon warrior?
@@ash-greninja110 "I think so..."
@@Dr.DagNabit Tai lung 1:i know you're not the dragon warrior
Tai lung #2: *insert sounds of rage*
@@noahblair3020 **epic (and funny) tai lung battle**
Double the Big mac, Double the Donuts, Double the Witty Kitty, I laugh at that part man, I can't even stop laughing, Nice job!
I love the subtitles, they make the whole video so much funnier
3:29 I laughed so hard 🤣