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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024

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  • @anonymouscat9131
    @anonymouscat9131 5 лет назад +20657

    Person: I have a mild headache sometimes
    Doctor: There's nothing wrong with you
    Google: You probably have seven kinds of cancer

    • @kwameocran2246
      @kwameocran2246 5 лет назад +637

      Why is this so true?

    • @krislatoya7556
      @krislatoya7556 5 лет назад +590

      Resulting in death

    • @_bewitchedbyyaz
      @_bewitchedbyyaz 5 лет назад +357

      Or my favorite, which has personally happened to me: I have a shooting pain in my right leg constantly
      Doctor: you’re overweight
      Me at 125lbs and 5’2 how ?
      (I weigh more now and medically obese and the pain still happens at any size I’ve been. They don’t care)

    • @kwameocran2246
      @kwameocran2246 5 лет назад +54

      @@_bewitchedbyyaz fr? Including specialists?

    • @CybrV-1
      @CybrV-1 5 лет назад +32

      Yaz Valentin not a doctor but what exactly does the shooting pain feel like?

  • @matiasthered
    @matiasthered 5 лет назад +4739

    Me: **Sniffles**
    Doctor: "You have a cold"
    Google: "You have been dead for two days" 💀

    • @iurirobert9845
      @iurirobert9845 5 лет назад +19

      Are you using correctly Google ? In my experience Google is 100% in health "diagnoses" and they say Go see a doctor and tive the aderesses of doctors

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 5 лет назад +94

      It's not even "you're dying" anymore, you've already been dead for two days. XD

    • @uberkind-412
      @uberkind-412 5 лет назад +25

      Bruh greatest twist in history

    • @SiFiFreak
      @SiFiFreak 5 лет назад +9

      Oh good things can only get better then.

    • @yassenpetrov2303
      @yassenpetrov2303 5 лет назад +23

      You've been dead for two days but you still have a pulse and you move around, so it's death with complications, does your insurance cover this?

  • @mairwilshaw7924
    @mairwilshaw7924 5 лет назад +2838

    Doctor Mike: “ *perform* some searches”
    Can we all just agree that’s such a doctor thing to say 😂

  • @npatel7917
    @npatel7917 3 года назад +967

    You didn’t specify if the baby was a smoker

    • @Spark-x1q
      @Spark-x1q 3 года назад +14

      This made me snort
      lmao

    • @sleepy-gamer
      @sleepy-gamer 3 года назад +18

      DABABY?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!!?

    • @Spark-x1q
      @Spark-x1q 3 года назад +12

      @@sleepy-gamer less goooo ✌ 😎 ✌

    • @SDfighter1
      @SDfighter1 3 года назад +7

      Thug baby

    • @Laura-hk8wn
      @Laura-hk8wn 8 месяцев назад +3

      Could be second-hand smoke.

  • @astrangermagi
    @astrangermagi 5 лет назад +6046

    "Can your patient even afford this medicine?"
    This man is an angel

    • @FreekHoekstra
      @FreekHoekstra 5 лет назад +260

      The fact that this apparently needs to be a consideration is a travesty...

    • @AllieShan
      @AllieShan 5 лет назад +82

      In my country most of the doctors and specialist asks this question, didn't know it was so rare over there.

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi 5 лет назад +147

      @@AllieShan In my country we have free health care 🤷🏽‍♀️ so I'm not used to things like that

    • @ItismeNightcore
      @ItismeNightcore 5 лет назад +67

      NHS = amazing. I feel sorry for yall who need to pay so much for health care...

    • @Saharmzd
      @Saharmzd 5 лет назад +20

      Magsi Maginski my moms family doctor gives her a bunch of samples of medication which can add up to hundreds of dollars and when she had my sister and brother, she would shove baby milk powered in her stroller 😂

  • @sourspirit4333
    @sourspirit4333 5 лет назад +1234

    Normal people: I searched on Google
    Doctor: I performed some searches

    • @sourspirit4333
      @sourspirit4333 4 года назад +2

      @kinsley strain really?
      🤔 btw thanks

    • @deborahaber996
      @deborahaber996 4 года назад +1

      It’s kinda like an art the way you put it

    • @sourspirit4333
      @sourspirit4333 4 года назад

      @Ria B of course, they aren't like us commoners they are the life savers

    • @UnCreatively
      @UnCreatively 4 года назад

      Sarah not the candies right

    • @UnCreatively
      @UnCreatively 4 года назад

      Ria B the candy life savers

  • @annenicoleoccena7458
    @annenicoleoccena7458 5 лет назад +986

    Studied many years of medical school with a degree and license: it's just a cough
    Patient: hmmm I'm pretty sure it's lung cancer, I've searched it on google

    • @daniellejulesdelossantos5662
      @daniellejulesdelossantos5662 5 лет назад +1

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SO ME

    • @daniellejulesdelossantos5662
      @daniellejulesdelossantos5662 5 лет назад

      #HACKED

    • @lanceestrella6112
      @lanceestrella6112 5 лет назад +1

      relate much HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @joannasaadati8810
      @joannasaadati8810 5 лет назад +13

      But sometimes they're wrong 😩 My best friends mom was diagnosed with an ulcer and she had lung cancer.

    • @petezahut2432
      @petezahut2432 5 лет назад +8

      Joanna Aniela my little brother went in for ear pain and the doctor didn’t find anything. A week later he couldn’t walk because he had a severe ear infection that had spread to his cerebellum, the center of balance in your brain. He’s ok now but it’s funny how he didn’t find anything.

  • @anamache-stan7217
    @anamache-stan7217 3 года назад +1329

    My friends *always* tell me that I have "doctor writing", and I cannot disagree one bit

    • @Usual_User
      @Usual_User 3 года назад +1

      +

    • @Redd_Psycho14
      @Redd_Psycho14 3 года назад +11

      Lmfao someone gotta tell you that your like the other millions of people out there. Your not special

    • @ryanong3517
      @ryanong3517 3 года назад +10

      Your handwriting is so bad I can't even read what you're typing. :)

    • @HotChocolate2070
      @HotChocolate2070 3 года назад +1

      because you write badly lol

    • @thedorsinator
      @thedorsinator 3 года назад +7

      What? I can’t read this

  • @steveon1200
    @steveon1200 5 лет назад +8087

    Dr. Mike “No person will ever be comfortable around a robot.”
    Me: “Bold of you to assume that I’m comfortable around people.”

    • @LemooZ
      @LemooZ 5 лет назад +246

      Bold of you to assume the boldness of his alleged assumption

    • @thecitadelofxylonas790
      @thecitadelofxylonas790 5 лет назад +176

      @@LemooZ bold of you to assume the supposed boldness of this comment that assumes the boldness of his alleged assumption

    • @LemooZ
      @LemooZ 5 лет назад +140

      @@thecitadelofxylonas790 bold of you to assume the boldness of my assumption that assumes the boldness of their alleged comment that assumes the servier boldness of his alleged assumption.

    • @thecitadelofxylonas790
      @thecitadelofxylonas790 5 лет назад +147

      @@LemooZ bold of you to assume the boldness of my comment that allegedly assumes the boldness of you assuming Steven's supposed bold comment in which he allegedly assumed Dr. Mike was being bold by saying “No person will ever be comfortable around a robot.”
      this was a trip lmao

    • @Mr.Caligos
      @Mr.Caligos 5 лет назад +144

      wtf is going on here? :O

  • @nollypolly1869
    @nollypolly1869 4 года назад +6972

    I once teased a Dr about his handwriting. He took the Rx back from me and rewrote it super neat.
    The pharmacy thought it was a forgery! 😂😂

    • @DreaminIsBelievin527
      @DreaminIsBelievin527 4 года назад +731

      Nolly Polly as a pharmacy tech, yes, we get used to certain drs scribble 😂😂 I’d definitely raise my eyebrows if his scripts looked neat!!

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 4 года назад +339

      That's hilarious xD How long did it take to convince them it was real?

    • @ddmhhforter7648
      @ddmhhforter7648 4 года назад +43

      Im gonna be a ginecologist, haha

    • @infaroyyaalkarimahmuhamad1439
      @infaroyyaalkarimahmuhamad1439 4 года назад +171

      I was told by someone (doctor) I know that they have those writings because the patients cannot read and buy medicine recklessly.
      😂😂😂 well, I guess that's valid

    • @chantellelacey
      @chantellelacey 4 года назад +9

      Even my DMD has terrible handwriting 😆

  • @migliuziokaz
    @migliuziokaz 4 года назад +1142

    If the Internet was your doctor: 'Could be nothing, could be cancer'.

    • @hh-uk8hd
      @hh-uk8hd 4 года назад +6

      Labas!

    • @smallalalala
      @smallalalala 4 года назад +13

      aint that the truth

    • @Avianca-rr3rf
      @Avianca-rr3rf 4 года назад +13

      I mean it’s true. It could be nothing but also could be cancer. That’s why you need doctors, they can diagnose. The internet can’t

    • @N1Rguitar
      @N1Rguitar 4 года назад

      3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

    • @Rem1nyie
      @Rem1nyie 3 года назад

      Its " not '

  • @cherryrypie9232
    @cherryrypie9232 2 года назад +87

    doctor mike: googles something
    doctor mike: answers it himself

  • @tuckerjohnsohn9254
    @tuckerjohnsohn9254 5 лет назад +392

    *googles why my hiccups are so violent*
    google: cancer, take it or leave it.

    • @shaz910
      @shaz910 5 лет назад +4

      Panda Kwen26 I was gonna like the comment but the like count is 69 and I’m a pro gamer sooooooooo

  • @Abi-ys7yt
    @Abi-ys7yt 5 лет назад +2175

    Had a really bad back pain that lead to a headache
    Mum: likely just your scoliosis or period
    Doctor: likely related to past medical conditions
    Google: your turning into a butterfly 🦋

    • @mistyalanbundy1806
      @mistyalanbundy1806 5 лет назад +85

      this is the best one yet...😂

    • @bigtonka82
      @bigtonka82 5 лет назад +28

      Fly pretty butterfly fly lol

    • @linabuggy8315
      @linabuggy8315 5 лет назад +45

      You're a pigeon Harry.

    • @angelamontoya8032
      @angelamontoya8032 5 лет назад +18

      When I tell you I ugly laughed so hard I almost woke up everyone in the house

    • @ashleyashleym2969
      @ashleyashleym2969 5 лет назад +7

      Curious to know how you guys come to these wild conclusions from google.

  • @mo-hammadabunaser1367
    @mo-hammadabunaser1367 5 лет назад +1420

    *Casually skips the question about money*
    I see you, Dr Mike. That Audi R8 didn't pay for itself! Goals right here..

    • @nannibunni
      @nannibunni 4 года назад +70

      Im sure over 4 Million subs paid for that one...

    • @JDPyrotechnics
      @JDPyrotechnics 4 года назад +59

      ABC ABC his channel earns between $6,000 and $93,000 per MONTH just on RUclips, making him around $1.2 million just from this. So yeah it could have.

    • @nannibunni
      @nannibunni 4 года назад +35

      Hell yeah they did. He makes way more on yt than by being a doctor. He gets a ton of views too which is not a given. Graham stephen „Only“ has a million followers and makes about 100k a month. Soooooo... do your research before saying I’m wrong

    • @maharamadan2946
      @maharamadan2946 4 года назад +13

      According to youtube 1 million views makes about 2 grand so no yt is pretty pointless

    • @l.k5244
      @l.k5244 4 года назад +22

      @@JDPyrotechnics 90k per month is just impossible there are a lot of big RUclipsrs who have shared their revenue data and if I'm not mistaken none of them earns more than 20k/month

  • @km1dash6
    @km1dash6 3 года назад +160

    A data base is supposed to be user friendly. If it's an inhouse system, maybe there's a way to talk to the person who developed the system to see if there are tweaks that can be made.

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад +1445

    Me: *Googles "Are doctors really afraid of Apples?"*
    Google: Yes
    Me: _Time to do what's called a pro gamer move_

    • @gabym7844
      @gabym7844 5 лет назад +11

      hey vsause

    • @etta5487
      @etta5487 5 лет назад +26

      Stop it patrick! You're scaring him!

    • @amshazow
      @amshazow 5 лет назад +1

      but he lives in the Big Apple

  • @mahhzinhah
    @mahhzinhah 5 лет назад +610

    Computer: “Is ThE BaBy a SmOKeR?”
    Welp, I hope not. 👀

    • @blackdragoncandy
      @blackdragoncandy 5 лет назад +5

      My first thought was a meat smoker. So I was wondering how a meat smoker was a baby.

    • @lunar-firefly
      @lunar-firefly 5 лет назад

      Computer: “Is ThE BaBy a SmOKeR?”
      Me: I don't think they starred in Roger Rabbit.

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 5 лет назад +1

      @@zacharydoran4484 than you show vageen

  • @e.k_liadon
    @e.k_liadon 4 года назад +2449

    0:49 So we’re just gonna ignore: “doctors are narcissists,”and “doctors are the leading cause of death!? 😂

    • @Wsg_Gmoney
      @Wsg_Gmoney 4 года назад +190

      The last one says "doctors are corrupt" IM DEAD😂🤣

    • @deborahaber996
      @deborahaber996 4 года назад +5

      HelloHowAreYou same

    • @thevisitor4282
      @thevisitor4282 4 года назад +17

      We don't speak of it
      Radio silence from here on

    • @amandam7666
      @amandam7666 4 года назад +10

      Yes, yes we are!
      I’m also at least 5 months late, but that’s ok!😁

    • @BruceWayne-us3kw
      @BruceWayne-us3kw 4 года назад +3

      K-PoppinTastic some are but that can be said about any profession.

  • @LittleChibitan
    @LittleChibitan Год назад +36

    9:35 Was the case for my grandpa. My grandpa had cancer and thought he was healing well so he was happy and energetic and then my grandma got the news that the cancer basically spread into the whole body and he most likely would have only 2 more weeks for living. So my grandma literally told the doctor: "Don't tell him that or he'll jump from the balcony and if that happens I'll have to take the responsibility for that!" My grandpa was a very proud and strong person, so I could totally see that happening for him. I'm glad they didn't tell him, he was happy and hoping till the end.

  • @alison16
    @alison16 5 лет назад +1738

    Me: Why does my head hurt?
    Google: YoU hAvE a BrAiN tUmOr

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 5 лет назад +8

      I love you

    • @simranthakur1816
      @simranthakur1816 5 лет назад +12

      Same with Grey’s Anatomy

    • @simranthakur1816
      @simranthakur1816 5 лет назад +3

      So true 😂

    • @PianoViolinGuitar
      @PianoViolinGuitar 5 лет назад +3

      Alison Bing-Wo lol i don’t need google to tell me that. I have people tell me that every time I have a migraine....aaaand I don’t

    • @xierra3741
      @xierra3741 5 лет назад

      @@Ozzymandius1 fr

  • @neilballou
    @neilballou 5 лет назад +1355

    "Especially when we're treating pediatric patients."
    Normal people call those "children". ;-)

    • @EmeraldHW
      @EmeraldHW 5 лет назад +55

      Neil Ballou pediatrics goes up to age 21.

    • @Joana-rj5yp
      @Joana-rj5yp 5 лет назад +123

      I am still considered pediatric even tho I’m 17, it’s weird that I’m still considered a child and I still have to go to a waiting room playing Sesame Street on the tv😂

    • @Germfish
      @Germfish 5 лет назад +16

      You are a child.

    • @Germfish
      @Germfish 5 лет назад +26

      Who told you that? I'm in the medical field and 18 or older is an adult. You sign all your own paperwork and don't need a guardian present. I see patients all day long literally do this every day.

    • @daylight1440
      @daylight1440 5 лет назад +10

      Germ .Fish I am 17 and go to the children’s hospital which I’m very thankful for

  • @SnowmanInABlizzard
    @SnowmanInABlizzard 5 лет назад +313

    "Please do not confuse your Google Search with my medical degree"
    -Sassy Mug, 2019

    • @AnimeKat8849
      @AnimeKat8849 5 лет назад +1

      I'm definitely getting that mug to my boyfriend 😂

    • @ceebee9633
      @ceebee9633 5 лет назад +4

      Please don’t confuse your medical degree that included one lecture on my chronic illness with my lived experience of said illness.

    • @insanitysean4939
      @insanitysean4939 5 лет назад

      Cee Bee bad day?

  • @ft8449
    @ft8449 3 года назад +930

    Dr Mike: “I don’t have great handwriting, but I don’t think anyone has ever told me it’s illegible”
    Me trying to understand what the note he wrote says: 👁👄👁

    • @feb388
      @feb388 3 года назад +78

      "This is my handwriting . It's not that bad right ?" Something like that lol

    • @jeanjaz
      @jeanjaz 3 года назад +27

      That's easy... They aren't teaching cursive in most public schools anymore.

    • @thesalazar7328
      @thesalazar7328 2 года назад +11

      @@jeanjaz not really, I was only taught cursive and it took me some time to get it. And as someone who had to take calligraphy, his might not be that bad, but not peak legible, it's not "open" enough

    • @Militant_Vegan
      @Militant_Vegan 2 года назад +12

      @@jeanjaz dat ain’t cursive das scribbles

    • @jaysonmidnight6116
      @jaysonmidnight6116 2 года назад

      @@jeanjaz I learned it but since there's too much to write in a short time, I just write non cursive.

  • @4MN3S144
    @4MN3S144 4 года назад +1406

    No one talks about therapists. Even though Mr. Plant back there, **has flashbacks of Mike fighting the defenseless plant** **shivers**

  • @damijangospic9892
    @damijangospic9892 5 лет назад +585

    I'm eating an apple and watching dr. Mike.There's something wrong here.

    • @HeyThereCharlieGirl
      @HeyThereCharlieGirl 5 лет назад +10

      Damijan Gospic gotta have one every day my man, good luck
      😂

    • @perfectiongirl6465
      @perfectiongirl6465 5 лет назад +11

      An apple a day keeps the doctor away 😂 well not in your case

    • @maevafiogbe1645
      @maevafiogbe1645 5 лет назад +1

      me 2

    • @thethings1444
      @thethings1444 5 лет назад +5

      An apple keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough duh 🙄 lol

  • @AndrewChilders
    @AndrewChilders 5 лет назад +561

    Somebody on Google: “Will Doctors ever be automated?”
    Star Trek: “Please state the nature of the medical emergency.”

    • @jadedbelle4788
      @jadedbelle4788 5 лет назад +13

      "- oh, its you...."

    • @stephaniemanrique4695
      @stephaniemanrique4695 5 лет назад +4

      I came through the comments to see if someone had already thought of this! Thank you Tutor Veritatis!

    • @Redrally
      @Redrally 5 лет назад +2

      Oh God, the EMH has the worst bedside manner eveeeeerr!

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 5 лет назад +1

      but did you notice in that instance he was only supposed to be used in extreme emergencies and he had a hu... live back up.

    • @MiddleEarthGirl75
      @MiddleEarthGirl75 5 лет назад

      As a Trek fan, I can't like this comment enough!

  • @abyssal_phoenix
    @abyssal_phoenix 2 года назад +195

    Sometimes mike makes me realize how similar teachers and doctors are in many ways
    It probably has to do that both are very social jobs and share that they both have to deal with diverse people, but both also are in a nurturing and educative spectrum of jobs too

    • @Monkey16401
      @Monkey16401 Год назад

      56 likes and no comments?
      I’ll fix that

    • @abyssal_phoenix
      @abyssal_phoenix Год назад +1

      @@Monkey16401 xD what a noble deed

    • @Monkey16401
      @Monkey16401 Год назад

      Lol

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 8 месяцев назад +1

      Sometimes mike makes me realize how similar teachers and doctors are in many ways
      It probably has to do that both are very social jobs and share that they both have to deal with diverse people, but both also are in a nurturing and educative spectrum of jobs too

  • @PlayLyss
    @PlayLyss 5 лет назад +1634

    Oh no the tree is back. He is in danger.

    • @sarima7621
      @sarima7621 5 лет назад +21

      Oh no.. Poor tree

    • @sarahwithstars
      @sarahwithstars 5 лет назад +53

      Run forest Run

    • @savannam.7048
      @savannam.7048 5 лет назад +14

      His tree and him remind me of Crowley and his plants in "Good Omens." 🤣

    • @Tw3akst3r
      @Tw3akst3r 5 лет назад +10

      I was expecting some interaction between Mike and his plant, also sad when it didn't happen.

    • @mrfoxypants809
      @mrfoxypants809 5 лет назад +14

      Photosynthesis while you can little tree

  • @Strongest876
    @Strongest876 5 лет назад +2218

    Doctor: It's just a headache.
    Mother: It's just a headache.
    Google:
    *It's Cancer*

    • @abomousa1564
      @abomousa1564 5 лет назад +103

      Actually .. i'm allergic to apples
      Docotors : it's ok dont eat apples
      Google : just get in the coffin already

    • @TheMrfoxguy
      @TheMrfoxguy 2 года назад +1

      True google is the last place for help and information

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 2 года назад

      Very original.

  • @maggiefindmusic
    @maggiefindmusic 5 лет назад +1714

    My 3yo: Is he a doctor?
    Me: Yes
    3yo: (very skeptical) Where's his "stelescope"?

    • @franloiacono9306
      @franloiacono9306 4 года назад +171

      Ruth Gaynor hmm...he brings up a good point...Mike where IS your stelescope??

    • @smellycat4413
      @smellycat4413 4 года назад +76

      Lol we cant say anyone is a doctor if they dont have a stelescope😂

    • @abbadfatima1239
      @abbadfatima1239 4 года назад +3

      The Electrobeats stethoscope *

    • @sruto
      @sruto 4 года назад +30

      @mxlbabe in your stele obviously

    • @itzgachalucyv6714
      @itzgachalucyv6714 4 года назад +4

      @@abbadfatima1239 nuuuuuu steloscope

  • @PoojaRangra
    @PoojaRangra 4 года назад +250

    I saw the thumbnail and instantly felt like running into his arms 😬

    • @PoojaRangra
      @PoojaRangra 4 года назад +15

      When the heart notification is the first thing you see early morning, IST ❤️

    • @Jenny-mo1be
      @Jenny-mo1be 3 года назад +10

      I know you're indian so you'll relate... The thumbnail kinda reminded me of Shahrukh Khan's DDLJ pose 😅❤️

    • @bromedical401
      @bromedical401 3 года назад

      @@Jenny-mo1be srk pose was like open arms

    • @akashsaha8181
      @akashsaha8181 3 года назад

      @@PoojaRangra u r frm India ???

    • @PoojaRangra
      @PoojaRangra 3 года назад

      @@akashsaha8181 yup

  • @anxious_and_avoidant
    @anxious_and_avoidant 5 лет назад +522

    The computer punch after "you didnt enter if the baby was a smoker" sent meeeee 😂😂😂

  • @theperson955
    @theperson955 5 лет назад +274

    “Do doctors near me”
    Hmmm my mind is truly in the gutter👀

  • @pixelsgames3066
    @pixelsgames3066 4 года назад +479

    Me: I have shoulder pain
    Google: You have lung cancer

    • @NaturalSelection_
      @NaturalSelection_ 3 года назад +11

      Me: I have lower abdomen pain prolly just cramps
      Google: stomach ulcer, kidney failure, appendicitis, diverticulitis, gastrointestinal disease, endometriosis, IBS
      Me: wtf- *pops a midol and takes nap*

    • @aflower6955
      @aflower6955 3 года назад

      Google has said to see their local doctor and not listen to what Google says in their terms and conditions. These people.. Redditors don't woooosh me.

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 3 года назад +4

      "I got a small headac-"
      "Your brain is eating itself"

    • @SwearMY
      @SwearMY 2 года назад

      Doctor: Lose weight. If you lose weight, your shoulder won't hurt.

  • @victoriaroberts7034
    @victoriaroberts7034 3 года назад +28

    I trained to be a nurse but I found each year I was getting more paperwork and less hands on patient care. I felt I was unable to provide the care my patients deserved which sent me to a VERY dark place I never want to go to again so I left nursing and now work doing home care which I absolutely love ❤️

  • @samikshyapanda1280
    @samikshyapanda1280 4 года назад +608

    *"You didn't enter if the baby was a smoker"* 😂😂

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 4 года назад +60

      Has your kid smoked or vaped in the last 2 years
      Kid: *18 months old*

    • @hannahtfdthbkktffrd
      @hannahtfdthbkktffrd 3 года назад +10

      @SquooshyCatboy
      Lmaooo they’re just doing hard drugs in the womb

  • @monicacosby7094
    @monicacosby7094 5 лет назад +66

    How does this man have a RUclips/Social Media career and still practice medicine while also staying fit and mentally sane.... #props

  • @urfahni437
    @urfahni437 4 года назад +3481

    "Did they ask the patient, if they can afford the medicine?"
    Me as a German being confused for a second....
    "Oooooh, yeah, american health care system... "

    • @edeeeXO
      @edeeeXO 4 года назад +130

      We still have to pay for non-prescription drugs though. I'm sure the situation has come up in Germany as well

    • @rajniarora8118
      @rajniarora8118 4 года назад +54

      Lol aaaa yes american stuff (btw I'm a canadian)

    • @Cantetinza17
      @Cantetinza17 3 года назад +50

      What is it like in Germany? Can you maybe tell our Government about it? 🙂

    • @maxenceduhamel796
      @maxenceduhamel796 3 года назад +71

      @PaulR Germany has better Healthcare system overall than Sweden according to oecd panorama. Germany and Turkey are at the top of most indicators. Except for the cost, of course, no one challenge the USA on that...

    • @maxenceduhamel796
      @maxenceduhamel796 3 года назад +20

      @PaulR I suspect that it is the case for lot of them (i am French, and that is relatable). Problem is likely that a governmental system is in competition with lot of other important things for limited budget, so it is easy to cut just a little the budget each year (or not increase for inflation), and finally the healthcare system becomes more and more in tension...

  • @justthatgirl-ct4jo
    @justthatgirl-ct4jo 3 года назад +84

    Doctors are literally people like anyone else. I treat my doctor as I would any other human. The world looks to them like they are supreme beings. You are a fellow human being and will be treated with that kind of respect and courtesy.

  • @andremoreiragraca
    @andremoreiragraca 5 лет назад +1153

    "do doctors near me" looks like some kind of fetish

  • @SuperAwesomeness53
    @SuperAwesomeness53 4 года назад +277

    You mention about the tremendous amount of administrative work required of being a doctor. I am a teacher and I can also state about this issue. I went into my field to help kids, but I feel like all I do is test them and analyze data. It was nice to know other professions struggle with this as well.

  • @kiylahmiller921
    @kiylahmiller921 4 года назад +560

    “you didn’t specify weather the baby was a smoker or not.” 😂😂

    • @deborahaber996
      @deborahaber996 4 года назад +5

      Kiylah Miller OMFG

    • @UnCreatively
      @UnCreatively 4 года назад +2

      Really important question because their parents may smoke and babys can breathe it in

    • @rohankurani4974
      @rohankurani4974 4 года назад +12

      UnCreatively that’s secondhand smoking tho. Not the same as smoking

    • @veralenora7368
      @veralenora7368 4 года назад +1

      "weather?" that will get an odd Google response. I think you mean "whether".
      Grammar Nazi
      ruclips.net/video/N4vf8N6GpdM/видео.html

    • @JackiJinx
      @JackiJinx 3 года назад

      That has got to be a really irritating and redundant thing to deal with. Someone should really work to update that to save time on items like that

  • @summerthebeagle
    @summerthebeagle 4 года назад +62

    One time I waited 2 hours for the doctor to come, just to tell me that I’m going through puberty.

    • @darobauwens3712
      @darobauwens3712 3 года назад +5

      What was your problem then?

    • @Tototoo88
      @Tototoo88 3 года назад +10

      @@darobauwens3712 Having to become an adult i'd assume

  • @lucastornado9496
    @lucastornado9496 5 лет назад +4021

    Omg his diplomas aren’t symmetrical.
    *help*

    • @Prakriti2041
      @Prakriti2041 5 лет назад +138

      it also looks like the spacing isnt even. maybe its an illusion created by the camera angle

    • @ma.juliaamon1525
      @ma.juliaamon1525 5 лет назад +68

      Oh My ghaaaaddd....and the spaces!!

    • @lovebubbles455
      @lovebubbles455 4 года назад +48

      Lucas Tornado ahhhh! Now I can't stop lookin 🙈🙈

    • @VaidasMaldzius
      @VaidasMaldzius 4 года назад +28

      OCD incoming

    • @cottagebitch
      @cottagebitch 4 года назад +46

      Oh no I noticed it when u said it and now I can't unsee it. ಥ‿ಥ

  • @shubhamgarg9361
    @shubhamgarg9361 5 лет назад +447

    Patient: Hello Doctor Mike
    Doctor Mike: PeEwHoOp
    Patient: I think I have a cold. What should I do ?
    Doctor Mike: Chest Compressions
    Patient: But I...
    Doctor Mike: Chest Compressions
    Patient: Yeah Okay. Imma head out
    Doctor Mike: Stay Happy, and Healthy !!

  • @rehamsameh196
    @rehamsameh196 5 лет назад +353

    Me having a headache
    Google: Your coffin is ready😵
    Dr. Mike: Chest compressions,chest compressions,etc.
    Mom: That goddamn phone!!!

  • @imtired7303
    @imtired7303 3 года назад +27

    0:28 man just doesn't want us to see his search history😂

  • @dylannguyen3859
    @dylannguyen3859 5 лет назад +272

    Dr.Mike: Incognito mode
    Me: ahh yes, a man of Culture

    • @henrique3045
      @henrique3045 5 лет назад +13

      Dylan Nguyen I guess we can say doctors beat the meat from time to time too 😂

    • @dylannguyen3859
      @dylannguyen3859 5 лет назад +5

      Henrique i believe the term to be, beatus the meatus

    • @henrique3045
      @henrique3045 5 лет назад +2

      Dylan Nguyen Oh indeed, pardon my informality.

  • @dylanfowler70
    @dylanfowler70 5 лет назад +162

    The last time I went to the doctor the nurse did 90% of it. The doctor came in, sat at the computer, asked a couple questions, told me to lose weight, then left. She barely looked at me.

    • @MiddleEarthGirl75
      @MiddleEarthGirl75 5 лет назад +46

      I waited 8 months (hi, Canada here) to have my first neuro consult for my chronic migraines. He did his exam, sat back in his chair and told me to drink a strong cup of coffee and get some exercise.
      When I got in the car I started to cry when I was telling my husband. 8 months I waited....for that.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 лет назад +11

      @@MiddleEarthGirl75 might as well just teach yourself medicine. Download some medical textbook pdfs and start reading.

    • @flanaggenwaters
      @flanaggenwaters 5 лет назад +9

      @@MiddleEarthGirl75 It kind of sucks because I feel like it may have to do with burnout or as the saying goes "when you hear hoof steps, think horses not zebras" meaning when a patient presents with some certain symptoms, don't get anchored on this one rare diagnosis and rule out the common illnesses first. I definitely don't agree with what your doctor did, because I had a gastroenterologist (stomach doctor) tell me that my problem of three years would be fixed if I didn't take so many supplements (FYI I had only taken them for 2 months when I had went to see him) and his dismissive behavior had me looking for another GI doctor IMMEDIATELY. So I agree, some doctors need to be more clear with their thought process, or otherwise I am going to think they don't care. Or that they're discriminating because of my cruddy insurance or my age or whatever.

    • @depressedcockroach4045
      @depressedcockroach4045 5 лет назад +5

      @@flanaggenwaters my skin doctor told me to wash my face when I presented with pretty bad acne. I have this problem for 7 years.
      Also she was annoyed because there were so many patients with severe problems and she didn't have that much time. She blamed it onto patients even though she was the one that didn't make appointments and told us to just come during her hours.

    • @yashs9502
      @yashs9502 5 лет назад +4

      @@scottvelez3154 yeah you can do it. But you won't be able to imply your knowledge without experience . That's why we spend 7-12 years of our life's young age studying and practicing.

  • @leahrosenfeld2719
    @leahrosenfeld2719 5 лет назад +298

    What I want to know is do doctors go to other doctors for minor things like checkups or just do it themselves?

    • @SAnika-sc8xl
      @SAnika-sc8xl 4 года назад +10

      That's my question too...😲

    • @dogski2822
      @dogski2822 4 года назад +11

      Can give themselves checkups if they feel sick, but they still have to go to another doctor for annual checkups. They can even prescribe themselves medication, although it is frowned apawn.

    • @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
      @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb 4 года назад +1

      Usually, colleagues check out the doctors

    • @sruto
      @sruto 4 года назад +7

      @@SAnika-sc8xl usually done by other doctors, but ya know, it's more like 2 doctors speaking doctory stuff rather than an actual checkup

    • @PlaylistMadness
      @PlaylistMadness 4 года назад +2

      If it's minor I take care of it myself, if I think I might need medication or some kind of test I go to my GP. 🤷

  • @doomsdayaddams2894
    @doomsdayaddams2894 2 года назад +11

    I was briefly a secretary in a doctors office. The doctor not only had Dr. handwriting, but he had arthritis in his thumbs. His handwriting was unspeakable. I tried to do ICD9 coding for him. I was trying to figure out on a patient’s notes where it said “patient is still crying.” I finally gave up and asked the more experienced office worker what the rest of it said. It actually said “patient is still congested.”

  • @Eonstar890
    @Eonstar890 5 лет назад +84

    Mike : * is reading sentence aloud*
    Also Mike: *furiously highlights the sentence again and again*

  • @annamacdonald5328
    @annamacdonald5328 5 лет назад +318

    Me: man my head hurts
    Mom: you're fine
    My aunt who's a doctor: just a headache
    Google: you have two days to live

    • @robertbush6255
      @robertbush6255 5 лет назад +3

      Anna MacDonald Google: goodbye old friend

    • @elise3455
      @elise3455 5 лет назад +4

      Dr. WebMD: So what seems to be the problem? Besides the cancer.

  • @avengers-rule1032
    @avengers-rule1032 5 лет назад +168

    I would’ve laughed if you looked up “what do doctors look like” and the first image that popped up was you “hey, that is what a doctor looks like! I’m a doctor!” 😂❤️

    • @mistyalanbundy1806
      @mistyalanbundy1806 5 лет назад +6

      Well I just did and I found “Doctors of Osteopathic medicine. With a picture of him on it. ❤️😂

  • @loftyradish6972
    @loftyradish6972 2 года назад +19

    As a phlebotomist, the amount of time I waste with illegible Dr's handwriting is absolutely mind blowing, it can turn a ten minute procedure into a 20 minute phone call as we all try to work out what on earth the Dr was requesting. The other one is when Dr's just make up their own acronyms for things. I once had a Dr write "RPM" on the form. I called the lab and they were like "revs per minute?" Anyway, lab ended up having to contact the dr, it was just a standard kidney test. Some of the funniest handwriting one was when my boss said in all seriousness to look at it upside down because sometimes then you could work it out. We did work that one out, it was blood group.
    Something else we do is ask the patient, like if I think I know what something is I will say "does it make sense for your Dr to be testing you for this?" This once backfired very, very badly (but also hilariously) when I asked a patient "does it make sense for your Dr to be testing you for coeliac disease?" And the patients earnestly talked about how the local health department was poisoning his water to make him fart a lot and make him smell bad and discredit him so that the judge wouldn't believe him when he went to court to accuse his psychiatrists of following him. The poor man was obviously experiencing psychosis. However, since he appeared to be having symptoms of farting, I ascertained that he was probably being tested for coeliacs disease and went ahead with the blood test while he continued to talk about the health department. Sweet guy, but good lord that was one day where keeping a straight face was difficult.

  • @TheRainbow
    @TheRainbow 5 лет назад +122

    I will admit when I go to the doctor, they hardly look at me anymore. He is always staring at the computer while asking me questions at the same time

    • @ArtzieGal
      @ArtzieGal 5 лет назад +2

      Rainbow same, the last doctor I went to would pull his loud table with his laptop from room to room and he barely acknowledge me.

    • @TheRainbow
      @TheRainbow 5 лет назад +6

      @@ArtzieGal I miss the days when your dr looked at you in the face with a paper file. If I need a prescription, I don't even see a pad anymore. They send it straight to the pharmacy now. Sometimes the pharmacy doesn't get it and I have to fight between my drs office and the pharmacy just to get medication

  • @ArielRenee21
    @ArielRenee21 4 года назад +302

    My primary care physician is always running late but it’s cool because he takes his time to really ask the in depth questions. He makes it feel like an authentic conversation not just reading off the monitor. I’ve been seeing him for years so he also asks how school is going and how my family is. It’s kind. It’s like seeing an old friend. I don’t mind the wait.

    • @jeanjaz
      @jeanjaz 3 года назад +12

      My Primary Care physician is the same way. I've been going to her for nearly 40 years.

    • @ienmel
      @ienmel Год назад +1

      Tell me where you are I’m moving right away 🤣🤣🤣. Just kidding but hold on to that one because I’ve had my pcp for about 14 years but he’s gone down hill as far as care. I have to beg for meds that my insurance will cover or bloodwork or any test for that matter..

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 8 месяцев назад

      My primary care physician is always running late but it’s cool because he takes his time to really ask the in depth questions. He makes it feel like an authentic conversation not just reading off the monitor. I’ve been seeing him for yearr so he also asks how school is going and how my family is. It’s kind. It’s like seeing an old friend. I don’t mind the wait

  • @geraldmcmullon2465
    @geraldmcmullon2465 4 года назад +538

    Patient to Doctor: Did you just Google that?
    Doctor: Yes
    Patient: I could do that.
    Doctor: Yes but I have years at University and in practise to know which is worth reading and which is a load of rubbish.

    • @Shadowhunter-bf4dw
      @Shadowhunter-bf4dw 4 года назад +2

      Noice

    • @TDrA0
      @TDrA0 4 года назад +1

      Same thing as a lot of IT jobs; they’re just really good at googling and know what to look for

    • @sonarek7312
      @sonarek7312 4 года назад

      Omg..

  • @rosiroze3042
    @rosiroze3042 2 года назад +5

    Me: my stomach hurts, my last period was a month ago
    Doctor: you’re probably having a very light flow
    Google: you have 3 hours left

  • @dannimasoud1011
    @dannimasoud1011 5 лет назад +585

    no one:
    literally NO ONE:
    not a single soul:
    not even a ghost:
    dr.mike: *flexes diplomas in the background*

    • @jayv7006
      @jayv7006 5 лет назад +3

      stfu

    • @jenaliez8522
      @jenaliez8522 5 лет назад +11

      D4LETTERJ4Y oh you a salty boi😂😂

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 5 лет назад +2

      @@jayv7006 No u

    • @oliben121
      @oliben121 5 лет назад +6

      Flexes his watch (Audemar Piguet) way more tbh

    • @LamaMama26
      @LamaMama26 5 лет назад +2

      That's what's up! Flex it, Dr. Mike!

  • @ravanecohea5257
    @ravanecohea5257 4 года назад +6442

    If he don’t stop saying chest compressions

    • @ravanecohea5257
      @ravanecohea5257 4 года назад +315

      I did not think he would do that

    • @fanny6920
      @fanny6920 4 года назад +120

      @@nilimabegum3653 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jenniferferguson1517
      @jenniferferguson1517 4 года назад +332

      Chest compressions
      Chest compressions
      Chest compressions
      It is not only his motto, it is his way of life :)

    • @damianarcher7244
      @damianarcher7244 4 года назад +78

      Ravane Cohea a sign of the apocalypse if he stops

    • @WydeZ
      @WydeZ 4 года назад +23

      Dr. Mike rapping = ruclips.net/video/HIHkqbQtcLU/видео.html

  • @JohnDoe-dj3xh
    @JohnDoe-dj3xh 5 лет назад +514

    "no one has ever told me my handwriting is illegible" ... let me be the first then

    • @dee-annegordon5959
      @dee-annegordon5959 5 лет назад +25

      I actually had no trouble reading it.
      Oh wait, I read doctor writing for a living. Never mind, it's bad. 🤔

    • @queenofallhighandlow9362
      @queenofallhighandlow9362 5 лет назад +21

      Same, I couldn’t understand the second sentence. I was like “WTF is this” then after pausing the video and studying it for a few minutes I finally understood what it was meant to say.

    • @vibinwmysockson6497
      @vibinwmysockson6497 5 лет назад +8

      Leslie M lots of youngsters write in cursive too ;) 17 and I still do! It's so pretty

    • @danan9061
      @danan9061 5 лет назад +7

      He wrote "Da's not so bad,right?"

    • @sunflashfuturesailor
      @sunflashfuturesailor 5 лет назад

      Omg 😂😂

  • @Frau.Kanzlerin
    @Frau.Kanzlerin 3 года назад +3

    I love that you highlight text when you read it. Idk if you just did that for the video or if that's a habit of yours, but I do that all the time because my eyes love to jump around. I have ADHD also and it's a good way to keep me engaged with the text. 😂 It felt so relatable!

  • @ziyugao4816
    @ziyugao4816 5 лет назад +525

    Who else is scrolling through the comments while watching the video

    • @janecheval4308
      @janecheval4308 5 лет назад +1

      I did that and looked up and all of a sudden he was talking about a grandmother who has cancer😅

  • @hollystanislawski5680
    @hollystanislawski5680 5 лет назад +351

    Me: *is yellow*
    Google: “You have pancreatic cancer”
    Me: pfffffff, sure🙄

    • @brittanywoodman6559
      @brittanywoodman6559 5 лет назад +7

      Holly Stan I mean that literally was the first sign that my mother showed her skin and eyes started to turn yellow

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 5 лет назад +12

      @@brittanywoodman6559 I believe the term for yellowing of the eyes and skin is 'jaundice'. It's actually something you should get checked out, tbh, jaundice doesn't just show up to the party cuz it feels like it.

    • @grace2be
      @grace2be 4 года назад

      A few other conditions can cause that... Addisons for example ...

    • @nikki11111
      @nikki11111 4 года назад

      HauntedShadowsLegacy I thought yellow eyes meant dehydration.

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 4 года назад

      @@nikki11111 Jaundice is the name of a symptom more than anything else. Jaundice happens because of other things. Like how someone diagnosed with a concussion might have a symptom of lethargy (tiredness/sluggishness). Diagnosis is comprised of symptoms.
      Because jaundice is a symptom, it could fall under more than one diagnosis. To be sure what's actually causing the jaundice, it's best to see a doctor as soon as you can (some conditions that cause jaundice are life-threatening, so you shouldn't take a symptom like that lightly).

  • @prettyhussain12
    @prettyhussain12 5 лет назад +272

    Me: Hey Google, I have bad chest pains
    Google: you are dying.
    Moral of the story don't go to Dr. Google 😂

    • @shawtieluv3336
      @shawtieluv3336 5 лет назад +4

      Pretty Hussain chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions!😀

    • @ronaldmartin4046
      @ronaldmartin4046 5 лет назад

      Google should have said yes it could be gas or acid indigestion or growing pains or I don't know maybe you should see a doctor

    • @prettyhussain12
      @prettyhussain12 5 лет назад

      @@shawtieluv3336 I've got Dr. Mikes voice in my head 😂

    • @prettyhussain12
      @prettyhussain12 5 лет назад

      @@ronaldmartin4046 I've had it checked out. Apparently I have tachycardia so my heart rate is 153 sometimes higher when it's supposed to be 99 or lower.

  • @whateverdude4434
    @whateverdude4434 3 года назад +39

    I honestly wish I had someone like Mike as my doctor.. it shows he actually feels passionate about what he does. Plus he makes very entertaining videos 😁

  • @DavidHindin
    @DavidHindin 5 лет назад +138

    Hahah why do the "doctors are" options make me want to cry - *“doctors are ... miserable”* lol 😂 😳

    • @DavidHindin
      @DavidHindin 5 лет назад +2

      ​@James Rogers​haha there's no escaping Google

    • @charlielythgoe
      @charlielythgoe 5 лет назад +1

      If a doctor is miserable they might cry as well

    • @DavidHindin
      @DavidHindin 5 лет назад +1

      @@charlielythgoe haha touché!

  • @rafiqihaqimi3873
    @rafiqihaqimi3873 5 лет назад +739

    People: doctor are overpaid
    Football player: almost got paid millions of dollar just playing football
    (not hating football, football is my fav sports)

    • @Mr.Caligos
      @Mr.Caligos 5 лет назад +22

      I do hate it

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 5 лет назад +6

      @@madisonsnapp4207 Only as free as large, unregulated corporations will let it be.

    • @jyggaswoop2774
      @jyggaswoop2774 4 года назад +19

      people only say overpaid argument because of the large healthcare costs in america. but, doctor salaries don't make up the majority of that lol. I think it's around 15 percent, with half of that being actual salary, the other half malpractice insurance etc.
      Doctors are definetly not overpaid, they're paid like they should be.

    • @er1v4n-hu3
      @er1v4n-hu3 4 года назад +5

      Most of athletes aren't paid very much, just the top ones. We think this way because these are the ones we see the most, but most of football players are in city teams receiving minimal wage.

    • @randomguy8228
      @randomguy8228 4 года назад

      I mean, not everyone can play football as good as them

  • @lizzychurch6977
    @lizzychurch6977 5 лет назад +395

    Dr Mike: “I don’t like to think of myself as a 29 year old as a dinosaur”
    Me: 29 you say??? 😏 😂

    • @inuto100
      @inuto100 5 лет назад +17

      I know right? I'm that age too. Don't feel that old

    • @xSHURRAx
      @xSHURRAx 5 лет назад +60

      He's 29 and a doctor... I'm 28 and can't seem to get my life together. #FeelsBadMan

    • @cassandramuller7337
      @cassandramuller7337 5 лет назад +6

      @@xSHURRAx I feel you there. All the good things to you my friend.

    • @leedovey8919
      @leedovey8919 5 лет назад

      😆😆

    • @lazarol9272
      @lazarol9272 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/P9wb9kVBhJM/видео.html

  • @cmcphotography1
    @cmcphotography1 3 года назад +2

    "My foot hurts"
    "You're seconds away from Cardiac arrest, your Sternum us ready to implode, your ear drums are exploding, your ankles are rotting, and you have 7 types of cancer"

  • @soccerman1913
    @soccerman1913 4 года назад +610

    Me : Going to sleep
    My brain cells : *BE WHOOP*

  • @iam21whoshines
    @iam21whoshines 5 лет назад +168

    Me: My head aches a little.
    Google: You only have 1 month to live.

    • @fatima30367
      @fatima30367 4 года назад +1

      Excactly

    • @BobBob-ox2mw
      @BobBob-ox2mw 4 года назад +2

      Also Google: You have an allergy to potato stems and teeth

    • @fatima30367
      @fatima30367 4 года назад +1

      I believed google and thought I had cancer
      And I got everything ready to die but I didnt

  • @JacksonHollo
    @JacksonHollo 5 лет назад +607

    If you remember this you deserve a veteran’s discount:
    *CHEST COMPRESSIONS* *CHEST COMPRESSIONS* *CHEST COMPRESSIONS*

    • @akgold22
      @akgold22 5 лет назад +8

      EpicCoolPlayer TRS lmao that was only like last year so uh

    • @NikkiBudders
      @NikkiBudders 5 лет назад +1

      Unless they are DNR. In which case Dr.Mike is sad :c

    • @JM-ru7ku
      @JM-ru7ku 5 лет назад +1

      EpicCoolPlayer TRS they save lives man

    • @anntran9840
      @anntran9840 5 лет назад

      Can I have a discount now :/

    • @JacksonHollo
      @JacksonHollo 5 лет назад

      Ann Tran yes

  • @vincentchen9124
    @vincentchen9124 4 года назад +8

    6:12 I wished I had as much confidence in myself as Dr. Mike has in his handwriting :'(

  • @shreemoyeesaha.15
    @shreemoyeesaha.15 4 года назад +664

    Plot twist:
    Dr. Mike went incognito because he doesn’t want us to see what he searched.... 🤫

    • @spheredude6003
      @spheredude6003 3 года назад +51

      Ha 69 likes.....
      This is not funny

    • @um4327
      @um4327 3 года назад +7

      Maybe.....

    • @tessnapinas9979
      @tessnapinas9979 3 года назад +3

      uh?
      really?

    • @shreemoyeesaha.15
      @shreemoyeesaha.15 3 года назад +4

      @@tessnapinas9979 it’s a joke loll

    • @tessnapinas9979
      @tessnapinas9979 3 года назад +8

      @@shreemoyeesaha.15 i get it, though imagine if so, what would he be hiding?

  • @comedy-and-cabaret
    @comedy-and-cabaret 5 лет назад +165

    Hi Dr. Mike, big fan of you! One question: Did you ever consider making a second channel for med and nursing students, where you talk about medical topics? I would love such a channel!

    • @harjotmalhi3837
      @harjotmalhi3837 5 лет назад

      Yeah that's such a good idea 👌

    • @laartje24
      @laartje24 5 лет назад +1

      And Biology students!

    • @franny7997
      @franny7997 5 лет назад

      Graat idea!
      Could be really interesting even for people (like me lol) who are not students or someting like that :)

  • @SuperMeg82
    @SuperMeg82 4 года назад +344

    Me: I have severe migraines
    Google: you died 3 minutes ago

    • @takingabreak2636
      @takingabreak2636 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kriscchen
      @kriscchen 4 года назад

      Lololololol

    • @rajeshgowda6960
      @rajeshgowda6960 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @WildestCarton
      @WildestCarton 3 года назад

      @Angelina Johnson-Weasley your name just gave me an new Harry Potter ship
      Edit: I just found your channel you Got an new sub

  • @matthewbeland8443
    @matthewbeland8443 4 года назад +9

    "You didn't enter if the baby was a smoker." I used to be a medical scribe, and am currently a medical student, and that really hit home. XD I always HATED when stuff like that came up in my documentation.

  • @quillology
    @quillology 5 лет назад +70

    Doctors:
    Patients: I have a viral infection
    Doctors: ok
    Patients *GIVE ME ANTIBIOTICS*
    Doctors: but it's-
    Patients: *ANTIBIOTIC*

  • @NatalieT-ym3cf
    @NatalieT-ym3cf 5 лет назад +46

    My family physician has a coffee mug that reads, “WebMD can’t compete with my Medical Degree”. LOL!

  • @Mutable_PageOfCups
    @Mutable_PageOfCups 5 лет назад +2984

    Nope, Dr. Mike, your handwriting sucks. Definitely a doctor's handwriting lol.

    • @julia_condor
      @julia_condor 5 лет назад +20

      Craig 75 this is why i’m so stupid

    • @V1Salvo
      @V1Salvo 5 лет назад +8

      Craig 75 yeah I think it means you have a lot of creativity or something along those lines. I’ve seen a video about it.

    • @mangaanimefan3089
      @mangaanimefan3089 4 года назад +22

      I mean, I could kinda read it, sorta, but it's still pretty crappy! And this is from someone who's handwriting isn't all that great either.

    • @echsemia
      @echsemia 4 года назад +15

      I understood it. But the "it's" really confused me.

    • @shrutigupta250
      @shrutigupta250 4 года назад +6

      Probably the only thing about him that isn't awesome

  • @tianareed4320
    @tianareed4320 3 года назад +2

    One of the kindest things a Dr ever did for me was after deciding my new anti depressants he instantly got on GoodRx and found/printed a coupon for me (he knew I didnt have insurence). Not only did it save me a ton of money but also major stress of needing to think about GoodRx (if it even came to mind), finding what I needed in a dosage, ect. I was able to leave knowing my pills would be $5 and feeling like going to the store pharmacy wasnt going to be the biggest mountain in the world.

  • @angelineameloot1331
    @angelineameloot1331 5 лет назад +242

    I don’t like being early, it’s unsettling

    • @laurencook9718
      @laurencook9718 5 лет назад +1

      I feel that

    • @mariee.5912
      @mariee.5912 5 лет назад

      I feel alone, I can't just watch.

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  5 лет назад +33

      It should be celebratory not unsettling!

    • @astrocigars4695
      @astrocigars4695 5 лет назад +3

      Doctor Mike
      I love you you’re amazing im only 11 but I enjoy watching you

    • @catzbestfriend
      @catzbestfriend 5 лет назад

      I like being early cuz then I can take my sweet time. For instance go to the bathroom if I need, get a drink, chat with my friends on my phone, if they are running a little late, watch a Doctor Mike video; you know just chill.😋

  • @stephaniemanrique4695
    @stephaniemanrique4695 5 лет назад +42

    Dr. Mike: "This is my handwriting. It's not so bad, right?"
    Me: I could only discern what you were saying because I already knew the words.

  • @vienne7483
    @vienne7483 4 года назад +86

    It’s annoying that google can’t just write YES or NO

  • @izarramarisol9288
    @izarramarisol9288 3 года назад +9

    Do this again please! Love to see how the results have changed with the times!

  • @Xen0s_corner
    @Xen0s_corner 4 года назад +790

    Mike is such a doctor
    “Okay I’m gonna perform some searches”
    Édit: wow thanks for like almost 400 likes

    • @alanbanh
      @alanbanh 4 года назад +9

      Burnt Cabbage PERFORM NOT PREFORM

    • @coralbachmann6313
      @coralbachmann6313 4 года назад +6

      Mind me asking what that flag is on your profile. I'm not meaning to offend anybody just asking a general question

    • @Xen0s_corner
      @Xen0s_corner 4 года назад +23

      ​@@coralbachmann6313 the transgender flag and thank you for asking i love answering questions

    • @jesusislord229
      @jesusislord229 4 года назад +3

      Burnt Cabbage
      Are you yourself transgender?

    • @AndreaRam
      @AndreaRam 3 года назад +5

      Love your last name

  • @laurenclark1904
    @laurenclark1904 5 лет назад +56

    Dr. Mike: I’m not a dinosaur
    Also Dr. Mike: I’m going to log onto Google

  • @jackdaalfbrainork6392
    @jackdaalfbrainork6392 4 года назад +176

    “Doctors are overrated”
    *hands gets cut off*
    Tis but a flesh wound

    • @seasonsarecool
      @seasonsarecool 4 года назад +1

      The Electrobeats oh no

    • @andreal3239
      @andreal3239 4 года назад +3

      I’m not sure if you meant to reference Monty python or not

  • @BellaMounts
    @BellaMounts 8 месяцев назад

    Doctor mike I really love what you are doing here on RUclips. I had spent a year incredibly depressed and unhealthy. I went to see my doctor multiple times and she put me on 17 different medications at 15 years old. Well I went to the emergency room because i had been passing out. They referred me to a cardiologist because I kept passing out. All the color drained from my face, lips turned blue, and started sweating I would wake up in a panic. The cardiologist is the only doctor who I found who actually helped me. She helped me fix my diet. And didn't give me a single pill. I ended up having neurocardiogenic vasovagle syncope. She gave me a list of foods to limit, fix my water intake, stress mechanisms, and no caffeine. I thank that cardiologist everyday. The only thing I think I would change about the medical field is nit jumping straight to medication. I love how you look at your field. And how u practice yourself. Keep up the good work doctor because you are saving lives with each day and I'm sure each video.

  • @dizzyreed92
    @dizzyreed92 5 лет назад +271

    I literally had a dr google my symptoms. 🤷‍♀️

    • @LibbyLou123444
      @LibbyLou123444 5 лет назад +5

      Desiree Reed oof

    • @username1568
      @username1568 4 года назад +19

      ..........it's cancer isn't it

    • @lynseymckenzie1
      @lynseymckenzie1 4 года назад +12

      Desiree Reed my mums old doctor told her to go home and google her issue, google told her she’ll be dead in a year... that was a fun year.

    • @josiemaniscalco6095
      @josiemaniscalco6095 4 года назад +3

      Lynsey Rose hows your mom??

    • @tashaelsnau104
      @tashaelsnau104 4 года назад +6

      My doctor did that too, was awkward when he was looking at the same pics I had already looked at.

  • @drsalmonfish
    @drsalmonfish 5 лет назад +330

    Me: Why does my stomach hurt?
    Google: BRAIN CANCER
    Me: Wait how does that even-
    Google: IT'S BRAIN CANCER, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

    • @alexsantoro597
      @alexsantoro597 5 лет назад +11

      Dr. Fish but mostly take it

    • @lordodev3495
      @lordodev3495 5 лет назад

      Your stomach could hurt from Brain... issues

  • @MiniDonut69
    @MiniDonut69 5 лет назад +100

    Doctor mike didn’t want us to see those naughty google searches 😂

    • @bodine219
      @bodine219 5 лет назад +13

      Lol, I live a very PG life and I wouldn't want anyone to see mine. Imagime the weird stuff a doctor probably googles XD

  • @jenschwartz4984
    @jenschwartz4984 2 года назад +2

    As a social worker working in nursing homes, I had a discussion with family about DNRs too. Tried to help them understand that was what desired, and it was there signed and everything....I was usually the one who made the bracelets that said it too....and you get it of course, when the time comes to sign the papers, the family is trying to convince them not to sign papers. But, it's a personal choice of the person, as long as they are of sound mind and body when they make that choice. It sucks for the family most of the time. And you feel for them. But it is what the patient/ resident wanted.

  • @YaBoiTeddy
    @YaBoiTeddy 5 лет назад +22

    When I clicked on this video I thought you would put symptoms of illnesses into google, Google would say an answer that's waaaaaaay off so then you would correct Google.

  • @JeremyWinfreeDev
    @JeremyWinfreeDev 5 лет назад +55

    "do doctors near me"
    my first thought: ...who are all of these doctors that need doing?

  • @Monkey_BallsZ
    @Monkey_BallsZ 4 года назад +311

    Will doctors be automated?
    Baymax: I’m gonna ruin this man’s career

    • @deborahaber996
      @deborahaber996 4 года назад +4

      ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ toast oh man that could actually be cool

    • @kriscchen
      @kriscchen 4 года назад +1

      XD

    • @sashaisabitch22
      @sashaisabitch22 4 года назад

      clips.twitch.tv/DreamyGlutenFreeStorkAMPEnergy

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog 3 года назад +4

      If anything, Baymax is more of a nurse, which *could* be automated eventually, but things like diagnosing and prescribing need a human touch, because every body is different.

    • @p.k.953
      @p.k.953 3 года назад +1

      Human doctors : "what if I made some incersions on you with my scalpel ⁉️😏" keep putting on tapes on your body, buddy...❗❗❗✌️😈

  • @sportingdirector1
    @sportingdirector1 3 года назад +16

    Doctor:Saves a life through surgery
    Parents:Thank god
    Doctor:Am I a joke to you?