Would You Watch These Movies? (Board AF: Pitch Storm!)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @annadixon5898
    @annadixon5898 3 года назад +1621

    shayne seamlessly fitting joe biden into his pitches was something i didn't know i needed today

    • @michaeldonahue9527
      @michaeldonahue9527 3 года назад +71

      And knowing that Joe talks to penguins only he can see, a lot of the stuff he's said so far makes sense now

    • @NeatoBurrito05
      @NeatoBurrito05 2 года назад +13

      The past 3 presidents have been great comedic material

  • @driftwont7656
    @driftwont7656 3 года назад +622

    I wanted Shayne to pitch the title “The Fault in Our Stars and Stripes” so bad

    • @lizzy532
      @lizzy532 3 года назад +17

      The name alone sends me to another plane. X,D

    • @catnus
      @catnus 3 года назад +4

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @sandpiper_
      @sandpiper_ 2 года назад +2

      @@lizzy532 only sent me to another helicopter

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +712

    "Teddy Roosevelt would floor him"
    Teddy's true intentions for carrying a big stick

    • @pollyinthesky2957
      @pollyinthesky2957 3 года назад +25

      What makes it funnier is that Roosevelt was only a child during the civil war, and a sickly one at that. Shayne has Joe Biden going head to head with a feeble six-year-old.

    • @MrEddie4679
      @MrEddie4679 3 года назад +30

      @@pollyinthesky2957 think 6 year old sick teddy would still floor him, The man was a beast

    • @fredrikwillumsen
      @fredrikwillumsen 3 года назад +4

      The youngest US president in history vs. the oldest US president in history
      Teddy Roosevelt was 42 when he became president
      Joe Biden was 78 when he became president

    • @aaronbozigian4310
      @aaronbozigian4310 2 года назад +2

      @@fredrikwillumsen even if teddy roosevelt was the same age as Biden was in his prime he’d still just destroy him.

  • @tickledtoffee
    @tickledtoffee 3 года назад +796

    “You know Ian, you’re a comedian...”
    The timing was perfect

  • @basubaral1464
    @basubaral1464 3 года назад +750

    Noah should play this game
    His explaining skills and imaginative powers would make a great combo

    • @chrisnj2000
      @chrisnj2000 3 года назад +11

      He did! On thejovenshires channel

    • @runawayfaeIX
      @runawayfaeIX 3 года назад

      @@chrisnj2000 cool, thanks! I missed that one

  • @Keef101
    @Keef101 2 года назад +98

    Ian’s Pitch for the pirate movie one year before our flag means death comes out, with that exact storyline

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 10 месяцев назад +1

      I was thinking exactly that during the pitch

  • @martishores
    @martishores 3 года назад +651

    “no one makes Shayne laugh like Shayne.” …it’s true💀

    • @s.bramley8020
      @s.bramley8020 3 года назад

      POV: u commented this after 10 seconds of watching the video 😂

    • @Tasonjodd171
      @Tasonjodd171 3 года назад +1

      No wonder he has no gf, cuz he already loves himself

  • @daisymae6
    @daisymae6 Год назад +52

    “The year in the distant future is 2023. Everything is all absolutely effed.”
    Me watching in 2023: you’re not totally wrong

  • @alexlewis510
    @alexlewis510 3 года назад +310

    Damien's pitch about the princess escaping a tower would actually be pretty entertaining. Especially the prince attempting to help but inadvertently making it harder for her

    • @andreponniah9900
      @andreponniah9900 3 года назад +18

      Basically Kim Possible, if Ron had Drakken's ego

    • @bdp4
      @bdp4 3 года назад +5

      @@andreponniah9900 Ron helps... That was a major plot point of a sitch in time.

  • @Swirlingflame
    @Swirlingflame 3 года назад +335

    Honestly, Damien's princess in the crystal caverns with the prince and the helicopter sounds like a really fun concept for a platform game

    • @jujuelli6102
      @jujuelli6102 3 года назад

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @khloejeffries2203
      @khloejeffries2203 3 года назад +2

      Honestly, before he explained anything, I thought of Nausicaa Valley of the Wind

    • @dontatme1
      @dontatme1 3 года назад +3

      It sounded a lot like "Braid" which coincidentally is a platform game

    • @willjones3811
      @willjones3811 3 года назад

      It sounds like a cool Mario game

    • @ryanhealy9026
      @ryanhealy9026 3 года назад

      He was actually describing an episode of Adventure Time

  • @laurawilson2289
    @laurawilson2289 3 года назад +335

    "no one makes Shayne laugh like Shayne" Ian out here with the roasts right of the bat lol

  • @rhysgrealish5227
    @rhysgrealish5227 3 года назад +150

    It's not a Smosh video until Shayne starts laughing at his own jokes.

  • @icypopsicle9082
    @icypopsicle9082 3 года назад +314

    Shayne: I want all the characters to be animated fruit
    Ian: *proceeds to name vegetables*

    • @KobytheHero
      @KobytheHero 3 года назад +13

      "fruits and vegetables" main man

  • @Krustenkaese92
    @Krustenkaese92 3 года назад +188

    "No one makes Shayne laugh like Shayne."
    He said that like an insult, but I wish I could make myself laugh that hard. Whenever I'm sad, I'd just turn on the old meat machine and be less sad immediately.

    • @tickledtoffee
      @tickledtoffee 3 года назад +6

      That’d be so great, I’d love to be able to do it too

    • @anicoleww
      @anicoleww 3 года назад +16

      .. Meat machine ..

    • @Andyyoureastar
      @Andyyoureastar 3 года назад +6

      I want to ask what this means but also know I do not want to know😌

    • @JunkyardBashSteve
      @JunkyardBashSteve 3 года назад +6

      @@Andyyoureastar you know: the ol' pork sword

  • @renatal.129
    @renatal.129 3 года назад +45

    this game is actually really good for writers, I imagined 5 different plots just from the first 5 minutes

  • @PragMagik
    @PragMagik 3 года назад +31

    The setup for Ian’s first pitch definitely made me think he was just gonna pitch The Wild Thornberrys Movie

  • @milcaserrati7888
    @milcaserrati7888 3 года назад +196

    "The U.S. President, Joe Biden in an awkward teenage romance"
    this is so chaotically perfect 😭✋🏻

    • @Phantomplasma430
      @Phantomplasma430 3 года назад +4

      Pretty sure Joe biden is trying to get that anyways, especially when he was VP

    • @leocitywrestling7029
      @leocitywrestling7029 3 года назад +5

      Isnt that actually happening

    • @milcaserrati7888
      @milcaserrati7888 3 года назад +1

      @@leocitywrestling7029 wait w h a t ?-

    • @leocitywrestling7029
      @leocitywrestling7029 3 года назад +1

      @@milcaserrati7888 like all the gropas & sniffas he’s been doing to the children in public

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 2 года назад

      I mean.. he's a parent. He was young once. He had to have *some* charm once, no?

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +100

    Biden should hire Shayne as a body double. I can't tell the difference

  • @keegantunks1953
    @keegantunks1953 3 года назад +12

    "A dysfunctional family on a roadtrip fights to save a rare endangered animal from poachers" is a legitimately fantastic movie pitch

  • @shealynn0390
    @shealynn0390 3 года назад +103

    arguably shayne laughing at his own jokes makes them significantly funnier…

  • @RMJCFaith
    @RMJCFaith 3 года назад +83

    My first thought for "Little girl and her dog save hostages in a skyscraper" was Inspector Gadget 2: Inspect Harder. Penny and Brain save the hostages at christmas time while Gadget fumbles around like he usually does.

    • @bdp4
      @bdp4 3 года назад

      I was thinking a movie of the show in bolt.

  • @izmulgirly
    @izmulgirly 3 года назад +14

    Damien's princess escape speech was so good !!!! I love the conflicting journeys that affect eachother so smart

  • @Ashley-kv6ft
    @Ashley-kv6ft 3 года назад +51

    Anyone else think that Ian was going to say “Are you familiar with The Wild Thornberrys?” when his prompt was disfunctional family fights to save a rare animal from poachers.

  • @EdilbertFernando
    @EdilbertFernando 3 года назад +29

    24:39 - This is a real thing for people who happen to be really close friends. Sometimes you just bond in a way different manner than every other person. Damien and Shayne glance at one another and they know what they're upto. The end result being "The Joe Bidentity" and "The Triden" XD

  • @mannster55
    @mannster55 3 года назад +53

    Now I'm imagining a guy singing a full musical song while he's falling to his death. He'd be falling for like 2 minutes, and people looking out of the windows or smoking on the balcony would be singing the chorus with him.

  • @brynk9165
    @brynk9165 2 года назад +12

    14:30 Its crazy how Ian was about to give us the synopsis for Our Flag Means Death

  • @rhysnelson6077
    @rhysnelson6077 3 года назад +27

    Gotta say, love the fact that kimmy is doing a lot of these board afs

  • @abhinavsrivastava9909
    @abhinavsrivastava9909 3 года назад +54

    "No one makes Shayne laugh like Shayne" Ian dropping some old man wisdom right there 😂

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff 2 года назад

      'old man wisdom' 🤣

  • @MeredithHagan
    @MeredithHagan 3 года назад +19

    Saige’s “I’m the Daddy in this Situation” shirt is giving me life.

  • @monke4998
    @monke4998 3 года назад +178

    You should do this again but with you’re writers

    • @maxhohlbein9570
      @maxhohlbein9570 3 года назад +24

      and they have to make sketches of whichever movies win

    • @gman1515
      @gman1515 3 года назад +3

      They cannot let us see how they write their videos

    • @catnus
      @catnus 3 года назад +5

      @@lemieuxueimel THIS. and then they get the cast to act it as they sell the pitches, like with the cast improvising/miming along spontaneously to the pitch

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 2 года назад +2

      Just a thought. Writers aren't automatically good at improv. Part of the reason why comedy writers aren't comedians, is they arent good on camera, or on the spot.
      @@catnus You fricken completed the episode concept!

  • @very_offkey_kazoo
    @very_offkey_kazoo 2 года назад +8

    can't believe Ian pitched "Our Flag Means Death" at 13:54

    • @cassandracarlton400
      @cassandracarlton400 2 года назад +1

      I love OFMD! Though I wouldn’t say the other option is money, the general idea does seem similar lol!

  • @pvic6959
    @pvic6959 3 года назад +101

    Been feeling sad for some reason and just seeing how happy Kimmy is brought a smile to my face. Just her presence radiates joy. Thank you Kimmy for being you

    • @jennymck7320
      @jennymck7320 3 года назад

      ❤️❤️❤️

    • @itsalaynnaguys
      @itsalaynnaguys 3 года назад +3

      Every video I watch just makes me admire her personality so much. She’s got such a positive energy about her. I hope you both have a good support system for the harder times in life ❤️

  • @ivorellarackley4401
    @ivorellarackley4401 3 года назад +13

    THE FACT THAT RANDY JACKSON WAS IN JOURNEY DOES **NOT** BLOW MY MIND AS MUCH AS DAMIEN HAVING THAT PIECE OF INFO ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD.

  • @akasuke1ne482
    @akasuke1ne482 3 года назад +80

    That's the most scuffed description of National Treasure.

  • @Gigatless
    @Gigatless 3 года назад +4

    What's the best about Shayne is how much passion he has for comedy. He's absolutely deifying it.

  • @MysticMyths
    @MysticMyths 3 года назад +11

    Wait I actually want to see Damien's pitch of a princess rescuing herself but the inept prince making it harder by accident

  • @TheOutcastJacobWolf
    @TheOutcastJacobWolf 3 года назад +14

    13:52 With that pirates struggle with love and money pitch I immediately thought "Do you want this booty or this booty?"

  • @RaggyRo
    @RaggyRo Год назад +3

    Watching this in the distant future, Anthony was definitely the princess 😮 15:15

  • @ivorellarackley4401
    @ivorellarackley4401 3 года назад +42

    While I LOVEEEEE Damien, Shayne, Kimmy and Ian, I feel like this is an episode/game that mister tomey bones should've been a part of. Imagine his wild ass pitches!! ROUND TWO WITH TOMMY AND MILKBEAN
    Edit: (I just love seeing Garrett, please make him be on camera more, I can bring the gun if needed.....)

    • @Nepisalright
      @Nepisalright 3 года назад +8

      imagine noah in there too, you know we’d be getting some great pitches from him and tommy

  • @itsalaynnaguys
    @itsalaynnaguys 3 года назад +6

    “Interior, Washington DC” I chuckled at that one 😂😂

  • @vesperfoxberry7852
    @vesperfoxberry7852 3 года назад +8

    Saige's little girl and her dog card setup would of been perfect for an inspector gadget movie.

  • @agillianways
    @agillianways 3 года назад +6

    They got to take one of these scenarios and make a skit out of it. These are so good!

  • @ivorellarackley4401
    @ivorellarackley4401 3 года назад

    The speed in which I paused at Damiens smile at 1:30 is UNMATCHED. HANDSOME BOI.

  • @ryansj16
    @ryansj16 3 года назад +4

    Ian's first plot was literally could have just been a live-action thornberries movie

  • @papabless4707
    @papabless4707 2 года назад +3

    13:50 does Ian predict Our Flag Means Death???

  • @nicktheanticlause1313
    @nicktheanticlause1313 3 года назад +11

    Perfect name for a paper company run by wizards: Dunder Merlin
    I'm surprised Damien did Paper Mage from Paper Mario when the MC from "Read or Die" would have been such a great option.

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 3 года назад +7

    Shayne existing makes me laugh. No one ever makes me laugh more than Shayne. Also, Shayne laughing at his own jokes is what makes them even funnier. Love you Shayne! Love Damien and everyone else too. Not Ian though ew. 😉😊💗
    P.S. I legit want Shayne's hoodie.

  • @aragnockhod7274
    @aragnockhod7274 2 года назад +1

    Ian is a wizard, He predicted «Our flags mean death»

  • @darrenmelton2399
    @darrenmelton2399 2 года назад +1

    Shaynes improve is what makes smosh entertaining these days. His chemistry with Damian also makes it fun.

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 3 года назад +3

    9:12 - Oh, she does squeak; I thought they were just joking. That was adorable!

  • @ratinthesky
    @ratinthesky 3 года назад +1

    any piece of media that involves gandalf saying "did u just say urine?" numerous times is an instant 10/10 imo

    • @ratinthesky
      @ratinthesky 3 года назад

      it's my favourite part about lotr

  • @Shabba6884
    @Shabba6884 3 года назад +1

    "No one makes Shayne laugh like Shayne" --Ian finally re-enters the building at Smosh HQ ;) Nice burn, too!

  • @amandahugnkiss
    @amandahugnkiss 3 года назад +1

    Hey Shayne 13:28 add in where that ice burg they are about to crash in and Seth pops on the coms and goes "Well, hold on to your buds hahaHAhaha"

  • @karatecow99
    @karatecow99 3 года назад +15

    Shayne Topp starring in his breakout role: "7 Kilometers"

  • @ryanfiliberto800
    @ryanfiliberto800 3 года назад +2

    As soon as Damien said invisible penguin that only the main character can see, my mind automatically went to Billy Madison

  • @ihaveanamexd4466
    @ihaveanamexd4466 2 года назад +1

    15:17 Not me watching this New Year's Day 2023

  • @Lowkey009
    @Lowkey009 3 года назад +5

    you know with the way movies are these days, I think this game might be how actual hollywood screenwriters write movies now

  • @katspangler6336
    @katspangler6336 3 года назад +16

    A new Smosh Games video automatically makes my day 1000% better.

  • @ReesePlaysGamez
    @ReesePlaysGamez 3 года назад +6

    Pitchstorm is one of my favorite card games, right up there with Buy the Rights, the game you did on smosh pit a few years back!

  • @camusreviews6877
    @camusreviews6877 3 года назад +1

    Damien: So Galdalf says-
    The Chosen: So… you must be the new metal band

  • @alirezanikpay
    @alirezanikpay 2 месяца назад

    12:02 i wish he would say
    "So it's instead of gandalf, it's micheal from The Office" 😂😂😂😂

  • @therealhaemony
    @therealhaemony 3 года назад +2

    Happy to see the Ian love for Cocoon. As I remember from watching it back in the day (oh dear god), it gets the feels going.

  • @yb6038
    @yb6038 3 года назад +16

    No board af is complete without Shayne 😂

  • @osburnn09
    @osburnn09 3 года назад +2

    Ian's pitch about the gay pop star being told to hide who he is by the record label is literally the song "Radio-Friendly Pop Song"

  • @ThreeGoddesses
    @ThreeGoddesses 3 года назад +1

    Ian pulled the cards to pitch Pirates of the carribean but went a little broke back mountain and honestly, I'm here for it

  • @shashankmallik4587
    @shashankmallik4587 3 года назад +7

    All these can be genuine plot lines for an anime. Save your ideas guys

  • @Rayne_Check
    @Rayne_Check 3 года назад +1

    "A princess, determined to rescue herself, searches for peace in a dangerous radioactive wasteland."
    Why did I immediately want to pitch a "Princess Diana in Fallout: Great Britain?"

  • @zeeSweet
    @zeeSweet 2 года назад +3

    did Ian predict Our Flag Means Death?

  • @michaelroy6630
    @michaelroy6630 3 года назад +3

    When he said Joseph Gordon Biden, I realized Biden and Levitt actually look kinda similar and now I can't unsee it.

  • @PikachuuNinja
    @PikachuuNinja 3 года назад +2

    Please, please play this again!! This was by far one of the funniest vidoes I've seen in a long time! Thanks for making my day, everyone! 😁👍🙏

  • @graceseifert9157
    @graceseifert9157 2 года назад +2

    Ian foreshadowing our flag means deatg

  • @ghoststil
    @ghoststil Год назад

    “Gerald and KumKum go to the shadow realm” and the explanations is definitely one of my favorite things Damien has ever said

  • @jennifergray7734
    @jennifergray7734 Год назад

    The way Shayne says Roosevelt absolutely floored me. I had to so a double take. He sounds like a British lady when he says it.

  • @sofia-rosegionomo8201
    @sofia-rosegionomo8201 3 года назад +1

    shayne and kimmy are just having a grand old time in this video, we love to see it

  • @jcody66
    @jcody66 Год назад +1

    I'm here in 2023 hearing Damian talk about a princess and a radioactive wasteland that exists in 2023 and I had flashbacks to the SNL skit that was Mario cart but the last of us style

  • @albaithin
    @albaithin 3 года назад +1

    The silence during Ian's Young Popstar movie description was hilarious

  • @katolsen3576
    @katolsen3576 Год назад +10

    Watching this in 2023: 👁️👄👁️

  • @Jeremazing13
    @Jeremazing13 3 года назад +1

    It is so cool that Damien has mentioned Ethan from crank gameplays

    • @ariannamae6114
      @ariannamae6114 3 года назад +1

      I know!!! I got super excited for Ethan because I’ve never really heard any of the original RUclips channels mention him. I love that he’s finally gotten big enough for them to know who he is.

  • @samanthasfz
    @samanthasfz 2 года назад +1

    watching this months later and realizing ian kinda predicted our flag means death

  • @CalicoParade
    @CalicoParade 3 года назад +6

    I HADNT EVEN REALIZED I FINISHED THE VIDEO SO FAST-
    this was a gem

  • @Leotsune
    @Leotsune 3 года назад

    "A sad, sad orphan looking for a new family fights in bloody gladiator death matches".
    I DIED.

  • @sophiethee
    @sophiethee 2 года назад

    "A sad, sad orphan looking for a new family fights in bloody gladiator death matches"
    I read a HP/Sparta fanfic that fit this description lol

  • @JairoMusician
    @JairoMusician 3 года назад +1

    Really thought for a second during his pitch, Ian was gonna say “and now this total degenerate, is now the producer for the hit-show Love Island” and I was shook

  • @kuri-chan
    @kuri-chan 3 года назад +1

    Yesss within an hour of y’all posting!! Achievement unlocked!! :))))

  • @jakeforeman6534
    @jakeforeman6534 3 года назад

    Princess scavenging for a way in and we see a borderlands like scene with short change hero playing as she’s putting it together, taking it up and parachuting out like it’s nothing😂

  • @leedgHDG
    @leedgHDG 3 года назад +1

    The moment Ian realises he’s the oldest, when he’s the only person who has seen cocoon.
    Don’t forget the second one 😆

  • @silvanusrising
    @silvanusrising 2 года назад

    The genie prompt had me thinking "hapless genie is given as a thrifted retirement gift to a notably frugal and close-handed elder, the genie has to find a way to convince them to make the three wishes so they aren't stuck with them until they die.

  • @charlesbala3266
    @charlesbala3266 3 года назад +1

    I love you guys during this pandemic I watched all your guys's videos practically you guys are like a member of my family now it's like I'm with you when you're playing the games or doing the try not to laugh you've got me through some really stressful times I wish I worked for you guys

  • @lowkeyobsessedngl
    @lowkeyobsessedngl 3 года назад +5

    Damien gotta put in those Dark Souls references any way he can.

  • @rockblasters2
    @rockblasters2 3 года назад +1

    19:56 this sounds like Dude where’s my Car 2

  • @larknewt
    @larknewt 2 года назад +1

    13:52 DID HE KINDA PREDICT OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH?

  • @wushuallan
    @wushuallan 3 года назад +2

    15:19 another clip for the compilations

  • @eonsadriftcos
    @eonsadriftcos 2 года назад +1

    Ah, so this is why they made Our Flag Means Death.

  • @lukaspatel
    @lukaspatel 3 года назад

    at 1:30 damien looks like a meerkat and now i will never unsee it

  • @ShannynBourke
    @ShannynBourke 2 года назад +1

    Ian predicted Our Flag Means Death fr

  • @GMFBSyn
    @GMFBSyn 3 года назад +3

    HER SHIRT “I’m the daddy in this situation” 😂😂😂

  • @StormBoy95
    @StormBoy95 3 года назад +4

    Shayne's Joe Biden movie scripts and impressions made me laugh so hard!

  • @alberto.fdez-diaz
    @alberto.fdez-diaz 3 года назад +1

    Guys, another Sunday depression cured by the Smosh crew *Vibe secured, guys. Vibe secured*

  • @chickenfriedmeats1618
    @chickenfriedmeats1618 3 года назад +1

    Hearing Damien mention Paper Mario warms my heart ❤

  • @EverytingAllAtOnce
    @EverytingAllAtOnce 3 года назад +1

    My favorite part was when Gandalf was there and he was like “did you just say urine? 😳”