Don't Buy What We're Selling (Board AF: Business Walrus)

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025

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  • @mariekelley3594
    @mariekelley3594 3 года назад +6099

    No one makes shayne and Damien laugh more than shayne and Damien.

    • @LMR23
      @LMR23 3 года назад +86

      I love their friendship so much

    • @aintiastinkerxp467
      @aintiastinkerxp467 3 года назад +23

      Counter... Gus Johnson

    • @olivermarukelli7373
      @olivermarukelli7373 3 года назад +5

      it’s the best lol

    • @chamayandham
      @chamayandham 3 года назад +58

      I think we need another episode of the Damien and Shayne show. Maybe add Spencer to produce for more chaos.

    • @SecondAftermath
      @SecondAftermath 3 года назад +5

      That's a tattoo quote if I ever heard one

  • @runawayfaeIX
    @runawayfaeIX 3 года назад +4348

    The girls politely chuckling along while Shayne and Damien lose their shit over inside jokes... too real lmao

    • @KS-xk2so
      @KS-xk2so 3 года назад +161

      Incredibly real. I've lost count the number of times my old buddies and I are sitting around cracking up, or re-telling the same story for the 50th time, and the wives are just sitting there rolling their eyes at our antics haha

    • @McGeet
      @McGeet 3 года назад +2

      Someone hasn't heard of the watchmen

    • @galev3955
      @galev3955 3 года назад +4

      I love these silly bois so much :D

    • @W0lf_F0rrest
      @W0lf_F0rrest 2 года назад +7

      that's a good definition of every video they are in together lmao😂😂

    • @syloentertainment1100
      @syloentertainment1100 Год назад +2

      @@KS-xk2sothis is the only time I’ve seen someone say “so real” followed by “the wives”

  • @huntermagnuson8062
    @huntermagnuson8062 3 года назад +1935

    The line, "You wanted to avoid BDSM, so you went with tentacles??" Took me out 🤣🤣

    • @abyjoysmiles
      @abyjoysmiles 3 года назад +187

      The way Saige and Shayne are trying to telephaticly stop each other from laughing makes it 1000% funnier

    • @Mechmonkey85
      @Mechmonkey85 3 года назад +118

      *Does he not know what he’s saying?*
      *He has to know, right?*
      *I’m not sure he’s listening to himself.*
      *Should we say anything?*
      *One of us should say something.*
      *Not it.**Not me!*

  • @sanniichi_
    @sanniichi_ 3 года назад +738

    Shayne: What's something that dogs despise?
    Damien: Bones--
    Shayne: Clowns.
    Damien: _--Clowns_

  • @KlementtM
    @KlementtM 3 года назад +2585

    “Two queers and a Damien” is a show that I would definitely watch

    • @atlasatc
      @atlasatc 3 года назад +159

      and a pizza place

    • @dell10781
      @dell10781 3 года назад +5

      which is funny cause the girls are bi not gay

    • @briennekelley7771
      @briennekelley7771 3 года назад +224

      @@dell10781 bi still falls under the queer umbrella lol

    • @ONLY_RR7
      @ONLY_RR7 3 года назад +142

      @@dell10781 I love when people tell me why something is funny, especially when they’re wrong

    • @gwillypdawg
      @gwillypdawg 3 года назад +7

      Could work as a new three's company

  • @weebkeyblader
    @weebkeyblader 3 года назад +2749

    I never get tired of Damien and Shayne just absolutely making each other completely lose it. I was cracking uppp just watching how confused the girls were to Shaynes Kirby pitch

    • @ilovesparky13
      @ilovesparky13 3 года назад +16

      *furby

    • @weebkeyblader
      @weebkeyblader 3 года назад +10

      @@ilovesparky13 yes furby my bad 🤦‍♂️

    • @antonrnik
      @antonrnik 3 года назад +5

      pagliacci*

    • @stellarae8257
      @stellarae8257 Год назад +2

      @@ilovesparky13 hey he also had a kirby pitch with the clown lmao

  • @TheDreadedZero
    @TheDreadedZero 3 года назад +1087

    “Must be chained to the wall for safety reasons.”
    Saige: “….I have a shirt that says that..”

    • @NearCry91
      @NearCry91 3 года назад +77

      Did she really say that? I think it was "I'm buying a shirt that says that"

    • @TheDreadedZero
      @TheDreadedZero 3 года назад +12

      @@NearCry91 either way, she’s kinky

    • @4L3X006
      @4L3X006 3 года назад +71

      Actually she said "gonna buy you a shirt that says that"

  • @maribycordero
    @maribycordero 3 года назад +1184

    Coincidentally, "Who needs conversion when you've got a diversion?" was also the slogan of my own coming out

    • @snozwanger760
      @snozwanger760 3 года назад +33

      Same. And then my parents were like "yes dear, we know. But what's up with the diversion?".

    • @ShesaMagpie
      @ShesaMagpie 3 года назад +30

      I’m literally sitting with my conservative family rn so deep in the closet and I laughed too hard at this

    • @Captain-J-Amadaeus
      @Captain-J-Amadaeus 3 года назад +7

      What was your diversion? Did you throw a smoke-bomb afterwards or something?

    • @snozwanger760
      @snozwanger760 3 года назад +11

      @@Captain-J-Amadaeus My partners 8 month old nephew that we have been helping to raise. In my 21 year ago brain, a cute baby that we already loved was a good diversion. Probably not the decision I'd make at 45.

    • @Captain-J-Amadaeus
      @Captain-J-Amadaeus 3 года назад +3

      @@snozwanger760 Seems smart

  • @jmpglol
    @jmpglol 3 года назад +1692

    Shayne making himself laugh is the best part about Smosh

    • @UrbanPanic
      @UrbanPanic 3 года назад +30

      Yeah. He's totally got "I was straight edge, but I just discovered coffee and haven't slept in three days" energy going on with this one.

    • @Nerdxrock
      @Nerdxrock 3 года назад +4

      0:40 🙇🏼

  • @childishfromthe79th13
    @childishfromthe79th13 3 года назад +1258

    How could they cut Shayne’s pitch for the newest Dyson product, it was hilarious 😂

    • @Crescentknight8189
      @Crescentknight8189 3 года назад +105

      You mean The Shayne Topp “Glizzy Chop” 5000?

    • @Zyllot
      @Zyllot 3 года назад +101

      You mean the Shayne sloppy Topp machine?

    • @bbdoll1518
      @bbdoll1518 3 года назад +73

      This stream was wild, I knew they’d have to cut so much 😅

    • @aschinbone
      @aschinbone 3 года назад +27

      I know, I think that was from the half of the stream that wasn’t for RUclips which is unfortunate 😂

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 3 года назад +7

      Ugh I know. So much sadness lol

  • @goingghost8297
    @goingghost8297 3 года назад +390

    Shayne and Damien are gonna be those two old man best friends in rocking chairs absolutely cracking up on their front porch

  • @Very_Okay
    @Very_Okay 2 года назад +102

    “but sir, i AM Kirby Bumpus”
    absolutely incredible

  • @ann0d0m1n1
    @ann0d0m1n1 3 года назад +326

    9:02 shane says "Its a pagliacci joke" referencing a popular joke about a clown visiting a doctor. What's important to note though is that if you have subtitles on in english, what he actually says is "it's a pugly artichoke" thank you for listening.

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 2 года назад +10

      Oh lord.. and I even heard them tell the pagliacci joke in another ep!
      I read 'pugly artichoke' and just smiled along, pretending I got their inside joke. Even though no ones checking if i did 😅

    • @lunaponta594
      @lunaponta594 2 года назад +3

      i didnt understand what he said, turned on subtitles, searched what an artichoke was, and got really confused.

  • @MrBandorr
    @MrBandorr 3 года назад +953

    This whole thing was amazing. Curious how they trimmed almost 2 hours down to 25 minutes. They are going to have to cut out a lot of gold.
    Also did you know that Damien invented BDSM?

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 3 года назад +117

      Oh, I didn't know he invented Best Damien's Sex Machine!

    • @thejaneplane
      @thejaneplane 3 года назад +82

      It is the nature of humanity that every so often someone invents BDSM again

    • @m2thedawg
      @m2thedawg 3 года назад +22

      @@goodnesswhy Saige would know

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 2 года назад +2

      @@thejaneplane "I'm supposed to inflict pain on you... why are you smiling so much? Stop wiggling your ass at me!"
      Reinvented anew

    • @SolarpunkVince
      @SolarpunkVince Год назад

      Can you watch the whole thing somewhere still?

  • @Dallas.Speicher-Ramirez2025
    @Dallas.Speicher-Ramirez2025 3 года назад +310

    Saige LAUNCHED out of her chair at Shayne's joke

  • @kayjarell2424
    @kayjarell2424 3 года назад +156

    The combo of Damien + Saige + Courtney + Shayne is like finding the right ingredients, and it makes the meal "SMOSHING" *insert Nigel Thornberry face*

  • @Raven-jv7me
    @Raven-jv7me 2 года назад +50

    I literally slid down my chair to the ground from laughing and cried and cried from laughing at that "best damien's sex machine" and then the wall chains...

  • @riri.xoxo3
    @riri.xoxo3 3 года назад +320

    I never get tired watching Shayne and Damien lose their shit over each other's joke lol

  • @Crescentknight8189
    @Crescentknight8189 3 года назад +258

    Imagine being the HR rep after a video with these four?!
    Like “Courtney, we put you in the videos to control these three!” 😂

    • @Retro_Red
      @Retro_Red 3 года назад +44

      Courtney just being, "Well, that was a mistake. "

    • @erpmo3326
      @erpmo3326 3 года назад +1

      Sage being 3pd rn by the 2

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @Imurai
      @Imurai 3 года назад +9

      We all know this'll be in Lisa's end-year evaluation.

    • @NeoDeXeno
      @NeoDeXeno 2 года назад +5

      Courtney just somehow seems so disinterested in this whole thing, she keeps yawning and constantly seems like she's forcing herself to laugh.
      It's giving me "Courtney wants to leave this room and not come back" vibes.

  • @Morster
    @Morster 3 года назад +585

    I love the contrast of everyone’s outfits; Shayne looks like a stereotypical Florida man 🤣

    • @shihalya
      @shihalya 3 года назад +4

      … wasn’t he born in Florida?

    • @Morster
      @Morster 3 года назад +2

      @@shihalya I wouldn’t know

    • @matthewelliott7294
      @matthewelliott7294 3 года назад +2

      @@Morster could he possibly have relatives or ancestors that originated in Florida?

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff 3 года назад +1

      Y3s

    • @UrbanPanic
      @UrbanPanic 3 года назад +2

      Too much sleeve for that.

  • @Zanman29
    @Zanman29 3 года назад +71

    I could watch hours and hours of Damien unintentionally making bdsm references and everyone laughing

  • @ASmallProduction
    @ASmallProduction 3 года назад +160

    The more orange in Saiges hair, the more powerful she becomes...pretty soon Damiens blue will begin to turn....due to sheer proximity and for NO other reason

  • @atherismagic4639
    @atherismagic4639 3 года назад +185

    I was convinced this stream would never make it to youtube but thank god it did lmfao

  • @mancechappell7956
    @mancechappell7956 3 года назад +83

    Saige: An original name I made up... Tony the Tiger!
    Damian: I love you so damn much...

  • @shannona8525
    @shannona8525 3 года назад +274

    I feel like I learned a little more than I was supposed to about Damien and Saige today 😂

    • @bbdoll1518
      @bbdoll1518 3 года назад +14

      This is the comment 😏

  • @urmom9750
    @urmom9750 3 года назад +161

    “Two queers and a Damien” sounds like a great tv show

  • @RyanCrell
    @RyanCrell 3 года назад +199

    This stream was insane. i love when they play these improv-y games

  • @SingingSpock
    @SingingSpock 3 года назад +167

    The whole scene with Saige pitching to Damien has strong Screen Rant Pitch Meeting energy. Just the way he nods and adds little details to her absurd statements feels like he’s Producer Guy.

    • @archibaldnastyface1622
      @archibaldnastyface1622 3 года назад +1

      YES

    • @alansmithee1412
      @alansmithee1412 3 года назад +10

      Yeah, getting Damien to essentially channel the essence of an entirely different content creator was clearly super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @nealfirstofhisname
      @nealfirstofhisname 3 года назад +4

      @@alansmithee1412 wowowow

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 2 года назад +3

      Oh, Wall Chains are TIGHT

  • @memertoire
    @memertoire 3 года назад +176

    I couldn't comprehend a word in shaynes pitch to damien but I can't stop laughing ...😂😂😂

  • @silentone23
    @silentone23 3 года назад +65

    I am so glad that I got to see that stream live, it was just so funny and amazing. Seeing everyone crack up when Damien was explaining "The System" product he was pitching was so priceless.

  • @memertoire
    @memertoire 3 года назад +40

    9:36 shayne coming in to tell us what's up next on the Disney channel 😂

  • @coreykwok4143
    @coreykwok4143 3 года назад +74

    Thought the preview was a call back to the 'Leather Daddy Mascot' moment from another game they played. But Damien managed to stumble into it again lol

  • @rachellizzie889
    @rachellizzie889 3 года назад +47

    Man I'm pretty sure it was Tim that said "You wanted to avoid BDSM so you went with tentacles?" At least I'm pretty sure it was Tim and if it was that's hilarious! 🤣😂

  • @SmugglerMr
    @SmugglerMr 3 года назад +52

    This video was 40% shaynes laugh, 40% damiens pitches and 20% the rest of cast/crew just trying to figure out what the fuck was going on xD

  • @thegoldengamer-ky2oq
    @thegoldengamer-ky2oq 3 года назад +151

    Board AF never gets tiring

  • @goldbear3679
    @goldbear3679 3 года назад +155

    these pitches are so amazing, they make Tim say TAKE ALL MY MONEY instead

  • @BearManVern
    @BearManVern Год назад +11

    The inside joke seemed so obscure to me that I genuinely believe for a moment that shayne showed up to this shoot absolutely zooted

  • @composerbeef
    @composerbeef 2 года назад +10

    My new favourite Damien character. The guy who keeps pitching alternative uses for BDSM equipment.

  • @redvinesron
    @redvinesron 3 года назад +140

    the most insane part about this is how Damien and Saige are in an actual relationship and at the end he showed her the points and said, "Hey look! We're all tied up!" 💀💀💀

  • @AdamizerAG
    @AdamizerAG 3 года назад +15

    Saige saying "original name I made up" was so cute cause that's such a Damien thing haha

  • @stokyie4702
    @stokyie4702 3 года назад +49

    Bruh, nobody can make shayne and Damien laugh as much as each other lmao

  • @andymion
    @andymion 3 года назад +52

    This stream was so insane I'm watching this again just to see what got cut and I see a certain Dyson product didn't make it.

    • @TheNextStar1000
      @TheNextStar1000 3 года назад +3

      wait we can still view it?

    • @hrvbox
      @hrvbox 2 года назад

      @@TheNextStar1000 on twitch if you're subscribed

  • @indolentwolf2246
    @indolentwolf2246 Год назад +12

    Shayne and Damien losing their minds over the Pagliacci joke and Courtney and Paige just enjoying the humour resonates. DEEPLY.

  • @alexandrert8252
    @alexandrert8252 10 месяцев назад +18

    WAIT SO THIS WAS A DOUBLE DATE!!???

  • @Sergiozl
    @Sergiozl 3 года назад +11

    This was thier last live before the new year and they were pure chaos and I loved every minute of it. Boy did the editors work hard on this one, great job.

  • @ElizabethJendrzey
    @ElizabethJendrzey 3 года назад +15

    This video has the energy of a quickly devolving double date, but you can't figure out who the couples are

  • @TheAaronpbg
    @TheAaronpbg 3 года назад +14

    This is my fave board af cast l: Shayne, Courtney, Saige, and Damien. Love their camera chemisty.

  • @YanieSicard
    @YanieSicard 5 месяцев назад +3

    This was the equivalent of these double dates in shows where the two friends are definitely in love and the best friends here are shayne and damien

  • @chethanars4118
    @chethanars4118 3 года назад +22

    Saige, Courtney, Shayne and Damien is one of the best combinations on Board AF 😂😂😂

  • @christophermoore9436
    @christophermoore9436 3 года назад +62

    Courtney instantly went the Dr. Doofenshmirtz route

  • @varshanathan3436
    @varshanathan3436 3 года назад +17

    Love this one- you can tell how much fun they’re having. Especially Shayne and Damien.

  • @llewtree3013
    @llewtree3013 3 года назад +16

    Damien’s subconscious was making some fun choices for him this episode

  • @alextolar4772
    @alextolar4772 3 года назад +19

    card: must feel pain
    shayne: ah yes furbies

  • @jehan514
    @jehan514 3 года назад +17

    I remember watching this live and my god these video editors perform miracles.

  • @christinengo6595
    @christinengo6595 3 года назад +14

    can we just talk abt how witty and funny saige is like shes gotta be one of my favourites and not to mention she is insanely pretty

  • @Moon-Fang
    @Moon-Fang 6 месяцев назад +2

    Two and a half years later I don't think anything will ever be funnier than Best Damien Sex Machine

  • @faeri_
    @faeri_ Год назад +3

    20:28 Shayne looking away to try not laugh is everything 😂

  • @justnerdyme
    @justnerdyme 3 года назад +13

    as a stoner, i’m a huge fan of the wall chains from Damian and i think it represents an actual problem

  • @BillGoldingMusic
    @BillGoldingMusic 3 года назад +6

    Okay but like these 4 need to just be the show. The banter the laughs it’s so good.

  • @torij4501
    @torij4501 2 года назад +3

    looked at the comments in the beginning then scrolled back up to see shayne not wearing a bucket hat but BEING a bucket hat

  • @NicholasReedMartz
    @NicholasReedMartz 3 года назад +8

    Shayne: "It's a Pagliacchi joke!"
    [CC]: "(- it's a pugly artichoke.)"
    Me: same~same 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @bripower
    @bripower 3 года назад +29

    Shayne is absolutely baked

    • @MasterOfAllBass
      @MasterOfAllBass 3 года назад

      I have this conspiracy theory that he always is 😅

  • @MyPurpleScissors
    @MyPurpleScissors 2 года назад +13

    You can really tell Shayne and Damien are best friends here

  • @jaredlash5002
    @jaredlash5002 3 года назад +51

    Need something to help you come out to your parents? Saige essentially suggests a furry.

  • @colamola
    @colamola 2 года назад +10

    Shayne seems so happy in this video, I love it :D

  • @thefrizmeister3666
    @thefrizmeister3666 3 года назад +25

    I loved shayne popping in and out of camera shot while court was talking. Too funny

  • @jacobtobias9255
    @jacobtobias9255 3 года назад +61

    It's crazy to think Shayne and Damien are already in their 30's

  • @PaulaHoell
    @PaulaHoell 3 года назад +22

    Incredibly funny this one. Peak performances fron all of y'all.

  • @Blerdbrain
    @Blerdbrain 3 года назад +14

    Dude this one has to be watched on Twitch they cut out the best part but for good reason.

  • @sydneylikestea
    @sydneylikestea 2 года назад +6

    ok fr i need a "must be chained to the wall for safety reasons" shirt

  • @aronramirez9751
    @aronramirez9751 3 года назад +2

    The chemistry on screen whenever these 4 are in a video is insane and I cant get enough

  • @_lemony_tart
    @_lemony_tart 3 года назад +32

    this stream had me in tears actually

  • @LorrdBeelzo
    @LorrdBeelzo 3 года назад +8

    can we just talk about how funny they would be in an office or friends style show

  • @hrvbox
    @hrvbox 2 года назад +4

    Courtney's 30 bodybuilder men was so crazy im so sad it got cut 😭😭😭😭

  • @hahgay69420
    @hahgay69420 3 года назад +37

    oh god,this was chaotic on the stream,but whenever damien gets something it somehow involves the bedroom and already exists f

  • @saybyebyetocomedy
    @saybyebyetocomedy 3 года назад +3

    I love this cast, but it has always been the editing that keeps me coming back to this channel. Only getting better.

  • @Maladictus
    @Maladictus 3 года назад +8

    The best group for games - I love how much they make each other laugh

  • @samscott3505
    @samscott3505 3 года назад +3

    That Dog trainer jog is a deep cut, so easy to miss. Look up the pagliassi story- shane took the classic “But sir, I am Pagliassi”, and used this game as a bit for 2 minutes to get to the punchline. I love it.

  • @thatonespoon_
    @thatonespoon_ 3 года назад +3

    the way my jaw dropped when Courtney revealed her garter thingy
    I was already blown away by the top half of the outfit, I was not prepared to be even more smitten

  • @allieedwards5687
    @allieedwards5687 3 года назад +11

    Anytime Shayne and Damien are in a video together, I KNOW I am gonna laugh incredibly hard😭😭💀

  • @superjangames
    @superjangames 3 года назад +6

    This was one of my favorite streams, so glad to finally see it on the channel!

  • @Anna-B
    @Anna-B 3 года назад +34

    Damians wall chains are just that weird tennis racket thing from the life hacks videos Shayne and Damian did

    • @tdarkhorse4
      @tdarkhorse4 3 года назад +1

      but doctor i am pogliachi

  • @samanthameehan9425
    @samanthameehan9425 4 дня назад

    I just love Damien's laugh when Shayne makes a joke. Throwing himself back in the chair with his mouth wide open. Real friendship belly laughs :)

  • @loganleppien2234
    @loganleppien2234 3 года назад +8

    Woooh! Loved this, thanks Smosh for the quality content like always!

  • @jimmy_the_squid9456
    @jimmy_the_squid9456 Год назад +7

    This entire game could just be Damien accidentally inventing multiple BDSM devices

  • @jimbobur
    @jimbobur 2 года назад +1

    9:00 "It's a pugly artichoke" has to be the best possible misheard captioning of "it's a Pagliacci joke"

  • @Shay_Nessa
    @Shay_Nessa 2 года назад +5

    I could watch them play this game for hours and hours. I hope they play this again soon

  • @macran4
    @macran4 2 года назад +3

    that video is definitely in my top 5 in the entire smosh lore

  • @cherryfirefly97
    @cherryfirefly97 3 года назад +3

    This Board AF episode is the most I laughed in a while! Legit laughed out loud all teary eyed XD

  • @adrians5271
    @adrians5271 2 года назад +8

    Shayne and damien were absolute bonkers here 😂

  • @davidphillips2229
    @davidphillips2229 9 месяцев назад +5

    2 yrs, just to find out this REALLY was a "DRY" double couple date... 😉👹

  • @bentogoncalves6065
    @bentogoncalves6065 3 года назад +5

    That pagliacci joke was so on point that i cried

  • @lanesbian
    @lanesbian 3 года назад +2

    while i will forever remember shayne's dyson pitch, the pained way he said "it's a pagliacci joke" has me still losing my mind

  • @MarinaMae
    @MarinaMae 3 года назад +3

    Saige’s “Who needs conversion when you got diversion” killed me

  • @keannajohnson5441
    @keannajohnson5441 3 года назад +8

    You know it's a good day when smosh posts

  • @Demi_P
    @Demi_P 3 года назад

    These four never fail to make chaotic videos together and I love it

  • @ashleyjean1393
    @ashleyjean1393 3 года назад +2

    Love Saige's shirt ❤️ Those four are my favourite together. The chemistry between all of them is amazing!

  • @abigaill
    @abigaill 3 года назад +1

    Dude the SECOND I got this notification I was like oh no The System has found its way to RUclips. What an insane stream to be a part of

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist 3 года назад +5

    The Colosseum Farrell thing is too good of an idea

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 2 года назад

    I feel sorry for the people that don't watch Board AF, and miss out on all of this glorious content. Comedy gold. Shayne and Damien, as usually, have me wheezing to death over here.