MST3K: Train Song - What a pleasant journey

The Train Song from MST3K - The Girl in Lovers Lane (509). One of my favourite songs/skits of the whole show. Sorry for the mediocre video quality, tried my best! Enjoy!
Lyrics:
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I hear that train comin',
Comin' round the hill.
I hope that is my train,
I better check my schedule.
Oops, that was the train to Appleton,
but it's going to Circle Pines.
And I've got twenty minutes to kill;
It's a good thing I brought some magazines.
Been ridin' on this old train,
Been ridin' it all night.
I think I'll go to the club car,
And get myself a bite.
Mm, this tuna melt sammich really tastes quite nice.
Oh, got sesame seeds in the bun!
'Cause it comes with cole slaw and a pickle,
And I must say it's reasonably priced.
The 5.15 from Duluth
Oh my! It just derailed!
The toxic waste is spillin',
the conductor's been impaled.
A benzine cloud has risen
and the whole town's startin' to cough.
Within in a matter of daaaaaaays,
All of our skin will fall off.
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