@@dielemamfoumbi7128I think I once seen a video where the dude was pretending to be gay then his girl friends tried to hook him up with another dude and he was to deep into the role 😂
"You are not going skinny dipping with anyone... Unless you take Ryan with you. He might be gay but he's still a man and he'll protect you. Isn't that right, Ryan?" **Gives him a stern pat on the back**
I love how these are narrated in the exact same tone as forensic files. Nothing is funnier than hearing the same guy who narrated murder scenes delivering punchlines.
@@kevinmonahan2820 I said tone. The narrator talks in the tone that I remember from when I used to watch a lot of Forensic Files. Maybe you don't see the resemblance, but I do.
Every fucking time the camera pans to Ryan’s face and you see him trying to keep his composure and not being scared it fucking sends me dude lmaoooo it’s too fucking funny
Ryan enjoying life to the fullest a man who knows what he’s doing respect Edit: I don’t wanna be that guy but this is the most likes i’ve ever gotten thx
EXACTLY! he not gay, he only looks like that because the camera gonna ruin his plan with a false title of him being "gay" but yet he's sooo close to seeing the biddies! LMAO
I went to Germany back in 2013 and met a bunch of beautiful blondes who decided i was great because I was English and had a good sense of humour. They took me everywhere they went. One day we went to the Pegnitz river on the outskirts of Nuremberg and when we got there they all suddenly stripped completely naked (all 6 of them) and started sunbathing and swimming in river. I was sprung hard as a rock and had no idea what to do. One of them eventually came out of the water, soaking wet, still naked and sat directly in front of me with everything on display. Then she started talking about the history of the river. She seemed completely oblivious that i was fighting the hardest battle of my life and i couldn't hear a single word she was saying. Either i am a complete idiot and missed the greatest opportunity of my life or i'm just a real good guy. Idiot seems more likely.
"I'm a deeply closeted gay man" - Norm MacDonald
"So you're gay?"
@@doormatcat "No! I said I'm deeply closeted."
@@WanderingExistence "Wait, so you're a gay man who won't admit it?"
This is the absolute best comment for this video RIP Norm
@@WanderingExistence "Wait so you're gay but you won't admit it?"
Plot twist:the dad is the narrator
I mean, he IS Desmond's dad.
Wait WHAT! @lonelycells7073
He is lol
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJames ☀️🌄My only sunshine 🌅🌤
@@jedi1709 You make me happy 😁
"It's nice to have a guy who doesn't just see us as a piece of meat"
Ryan, a cannibal: Yyyyeeeahhh...
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Just make sure he doesn't meet Joe Biden's uncle...
I read this in Peter Griffin’s voice
Hahahahahahahaha
Like, now we got a prequel to fully understand the story
Bro what is that Pfp D:
@@doaaksyt3743 its a bot
@@doaaksyt3743 It's a bot
All the links at her channel @@temxasremd😭😭😭
Y'all, it's a bot that steals other people's comments and baits people to a porn site w their pfp. Report it and move on, show no mercy.
Ryan’s origin story😭😭
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJamesMy only sunshine...
@@AzerbaijaniRyanGoslingYou make me happy...
@@Nomparellix When skies are gray 🎶🎶🎶
@@RoronoaZoro69420_grey*
Dad: don't lie to me. Are you gay? 😡
Him: No!
Dad: Nah, you're definitely gay
Hahaha, so true 😂
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJamesmy only sunshine
@@JonggJonggg You make me happy 😃
@@LeSquirtJameswhen skies are gray
@@LeSquirtJamesLebooboo!?
better title: "Saving Ryans Privates"
Bravo 👍. best comment 100%
You've done well
That's actually a movie 😅
@@the5THofNOV that would be "shaving" Ryan's privates
Girls in the pool: "Is Ryans privates saluting us?"
"Why are you wearing those"
....
"My eye's are sensitive"
With gay power comes gay responsibility
That sounds scary 😂😂😂
-Uncle Bent Parker
@@dielemamfoumbi7128I think I once seen a video where the dude was pretending to be gay then his girl friends tried to hook him up with another dude and he was to deep into the role 😂
i made it 666 likes for you my man
Being gay is a sin and should not be practiced.
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
Finally getting the flashback of the beginning of his journey
Fr
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJamesmy only sunshine
You make me happy, when sky's are grey
@@Somedude789 you’ll never know, dear 😊🥲😢
I want drugs
20 years later: Ryan is married with 5 children.
Those girls: "he's still gay".
"99% of gamblers quit before hitting the jackpot"
Not their gay best friend Ryan!
That’s not true.
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
did u comment this on the full length video too lol
@@Reaper18490 he did.
@@Reaper18490 NO! FUCK NO! FUCK NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT
If bro gets bricked in front of them it’s over 💀
I thought of your dad
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
"I was thinking of ryan reynolds"
@@darcash1738that doesn’t really prove anything. All straight men get bricked up thinking about Ryan Reynolds
"I was thinking of big, oiled up men"
"It's nice to have a guy who doesn't just see us as a piece of meat"
"Now show us YOUR meat, Ryan."
This is the comment I was looking for!
Spot on!
So the title should really be...Saving Ryan Privates
There's already a film with that title. Search the Hub. 😏
This short just gave me early 2010s RUclips flashbacks. 😅
Ayo!!!!
2010's OMG so classic that was such a super duper long time ago
@@patrickdriggs9764for real
@@patrickdriggs9764 it was 10 years ago dawg
@@pekokkk10?
Dude drilled farther into the friendzone than any man has gone.
Literally…
@@Tadpole55 And struck oil!
@@Cwg.Oil?!🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
Happened to me
@@Duowantsyourlocationladies are about to get some freedom
"This is Ryan, a straight man undercover pretending to be homosexual."
LMFAO I'M ON THE CEILING.
This was a major plot in many '80s raunchy teen comedies.
"What Ryan once considered to be a horrible rumor was now his greatest asset." 😂😂
Same😂😂😂😂
The origin of a hero that's sacrificing everything to know the secrets of the women
Hero…
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
Someone got to make a series about this.
@@LeSquirtJamesmy only sunshine
@@JohnGreen-rj3pk you make me happy 😃
@@LeSquirtJameswhen skies are gay
Bro accidentally became the first person to go through reverse conversion therapy
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@anothersubscriber-less-channel you make my happy 😃😃
@anothersubscriber-less-channel Youlll never know dear how much i love you
Please don’t take my sunshine away!
The been doing that in prison forever.
Narrator: “…And from that point on, Ryan decided to *lean* into the rumors.”
And if he doesn't need to lean against something to cover up, he actually is gay. There is a member of any group that will narc on you
As a 25 year old virgin, I'm actually considering Ryan's strategy
20 more years before a movie is made out of your life story
"You are not going skinny dipping with anyone... Unless you take Ryan with you. He might be gay but he's still a man and he'll protect you. Isn't that right, Ryan?" **Gives him a stern pat on the back**
"s-sure, absolutely, s-sir!"
We got the Ryan origin story 🔥
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
And all before gta 6
@@LeSquirtJames what the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
What Ryan once considered to be a horrible rumor was now his greatest asset!🤣💀
The goggles had me dying on the floor! 😂 (does he think he gonna get to peek at them?? 👀)
😂 He's sure going to try!
Ryan’s gunna have some explaining to do when he pitches a tent while skinny dipping 😂
The girls: "Um...Ryan what's going on there?" (Points at dick)
Ryan: "Oh sorry. Just thinking about guys."
He’s gay; his member isn’t 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There's no "tent" to pitch when ya skinny dip... but I'm sure he'll _point_ to his "bestie" 😅
I accidentally took a viagra! Silly me! 😅
Imagine a rumour comes out and suddenly you’ve come out
😂😂😂
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
Next step is I'm coming in
Ryan looks like young Dexter Morgan..
🤓🤓🧠🧠🔥🔥🌟🌟
Reminds me of an old Bloodhound Gang song: "I wish I was queer (so I can get chicks)" 😂
bro got so traumatized he became the best therapist in the world
I love how these are narrated in the exact same tone as forensic files.
Nothing is funnier than hearing the same guy who narrated murder scenes delivering punchlines.
Not even close, I've seen hundreds of forensic files episodes. This is the guy that narrated the skits on Chappelle's Show
@@kevinmonahan2820 I said tone. The narrator talks in the tone that I remember from when I used to watch a lot of Forensic Files. Maybe you don't see the resemblance, but I do.
@@dedelblute3946 I agree with you. I'm blind...So I depend on narrations most of the time. Yes, the style is similar.
@@blindstreetwait if your blind then how did you wri
@@nma87 We use a screen reader. On smartphones that can be activated in settings > accessibility; on computers download JAWS for Windows or NVDA.
The big brother theme goes hard 🔥
I have decided not to use the power of veto
A straight man undercover 😂
Every fucking time the camera pans to Ryan’s face and you see him trying to keep his composure and not being scared it fucking sends me dude lmaoooo it’s too fucking funny
Potition for the next episode to be
"Saving Ryan's privates"
Petition *
Underrated comment
Is that avatar some sort of sick joke??
That's a real father. What a man. I felt this right in the heart
Some heroes wear goggles.
plot twist: he do be gay
great pfp
Haha, he probably is…
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
Or he just went fishing...
He's a G
Ay
@@frockk string*
The horrified look in his eyes got me dying 😂😂😂
Dude went so far into the friend zone he’s almost back to the smash zone
Imagine surviving ww2 and seeing your grandkids doing this
Not the dateline narrator 😂
Frontline**
Ryan enjoying life to the fullest a man who knows what he’s doing respect
Edit: I don’t wanna be that guy but this is the most likes i’ve ever gotten thx
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
EXACTLY! he not gay, he only looks like that because the camera gonna ruin his plan with a false title of him being "gay" but yet he's sooo close to seeing the biddies! LMAO
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
Ryan: bro I’m not gay
The girls: That’s exactly what a gay bestie would say 🙄
This is probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
the prequel goes hard
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJames my only sunshine
@@RocketMan21-vp9ie you make me happy 😃
@@LeSquirtJameswhen guys are gay
@@LeSquirtJames The sun shines only above me 👆🏻
no not the horrified "Yup." 🤣😭 poor Ryan 💀
They feel clever with this "ironic" clip . . . meanwhile, "Three's Company" had it going on before they were even born. LOL
The guy that plays the dad is hilarious
The Ryan lore is expanding
“Just in case” 💀
Cameron Geller...
Looked for this 😂
That "Yup." killed me hahah
Dad: are you gay?
Ryan: just for you, daddy.
that may not lead to the outcome you desire
“ a peace of meat” 😂
🤨🤨🤨
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
Piece*
They are pieces of meat. That I want to out my piece of meat into to make one joined up piece of meat.
Peace with meat
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
"Its all nice and good until they start passing the demogorgon d!ldo" ~Sun Tzu Art of War
😂😂😂
A puppy turned human emoji. So wholesome
Dad: are u gay?
Ryan: yeah
Dad: Prove it(unzips pants)
We finally got origin lore
Man knows mall santa business. Don't talk back to him. 😅😅😅
Speak not in opposition to the one versed in the affairs of the Mall Santa.
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
“Once his worst rumor, now his greatest asset” 😂
Nah the "powerpole" is gonna extend 💀
Why does the dad sound like arthur morgan💀💀💀
sounds nothing like him.
"Yup" That one word changed his whole life
Ryan- you are a real one 😂
ryan: beginning it was hard..
bro: later?
ryan: getting *used* to it💀
The way she says “our gay best friend Ryan” to her dad it starts to sound like an iconic sentence
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
I'll never get tired of it 😅
Saving Private Ryan is also a movie made in 1998. One of my favorite movies, if you see this comment you should honestly check it out.
That is why that name was chosen.
Better leaning into the rumours than a dad fist 😂
Omg yes we got another saving private Ryan. I live for these
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
Finally, an origin story!
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
I love the dad's voice
" Piece of meat " crazy ah Lmao
"one mans goal is another mans nightmare"
-sun tzu
Steven Spielberg bout to be filing a law suit with that title 🤣💀
They can change the words around
Saving Ryan's Privates
My man knew the assignment, studied up, and crushed that shit
People should start saying “my straight friend” to annoy them even if they’re also strait 🤣
THE BACKSTORY WE NEEDED
Telling your dad you’re going skinny dipping sounds kinda weird
Imagine the dad was like "me too" after asking if he was gay
A real man of genius. 😁
The gaslighting is real in this episode
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJames WHAT IS WITH THIS
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
High risk, high reward.
If the water isn't cold he's done
I thought this was going to be a comedy skit about a WW2 vet getting a hero's welcome from some skinny dipping ladies. Still hilarious anyway!
This is absolutely stunning!
I always love these videos finally some actual high quality RUclips shorts
People who agree
👇
Moral lesson 😂 be like Ryan
He was like “ a part time job is good to “ 😂
I went to Germany back in 2013 and met a bunch of beautiful blondes who decided i was great because I was English and had a good sense of humour. They took me everywhere they went.
One day we went to the Pegnitz river on the outskirts of Nuremberg and when we got there they all suddenly stripped completely naked (all 6 of them) and started sunbathing and swimming in river. I was sprung hard as a rock and had no idea what to do. One of them eventually came out of the water, soaking wet, still naked and sat directly in front of me with everything on display. Then she started talking about the history of the river. She seemed completely oblivious that i was fighting the hardest battle of my life and i couldn't hear a single word she was saying.
Either i am a complete idiot and missed the greatest opportunity of my life or i'm just a real good guy.
Idiot seems more likely.
I’m loving the backstory here.
Dad was voicing Homelander while saying “Ryan don’t lie to me” 💀💀💀
Ryan to Jack Tripper: hold my beer.
"Im not gay!"
"Hes gay"
Story of my life lmao
Ryan did nothing wrong
the voiceover gets me everytime
Bro made it into leader board
Am seriously not Gay
Suuuuureeeee😂😂😂😂
A new adventure begins for Ryan
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.