@@playfowardi don't think you know anything about nintendo outside of purchasing their merchandise. There isn't a more vindictive, petty, greedy, or litigious company in gaming than nintendo. Look into the types of lawsuits that nintendo files against its own fans and consumers. It's cartoon villian level evil, every year, like clockwork.
@@thenecromancer8805 do not forget nintendos buisnesses till the 90 inform urself just saying yakuza, love hotels, taxi srvices and nintendo did go hand in hand (do not say there is anything proven to condemn them but it is a little bit concerning at least they did barrel into the gaming and toy industry)
@@os-zodiac "Bruh is a special case of hernia that occurs when internal organs or intestines are pushed through a weakened segment of muscle tissue. Most of such situations occur on the abdominal wall." -wikipedia
When GTA was first advertised, Rockstar games' ad campaign was the demonisation of the game. It caused the ENTIRE violence in Videogames debate. The company simply is the villain.
"We don't have 3 million dollars. We spent that hiring the three Hitman that are coming to take you out, and one of them is doing it for free just on principle."
"And today sponsor is NerdVPN it will hack all you personal info that includes you IP Address Credit card information AND It will leak you Browser And Google History Incognito Mode too It willbleak all this into Dark weeb and in all internet"
NordVPN: how much for his info? But in all seriousness, they just give the info for free to authorities, lawyers and other actors of interest all the time.
In an alternative universe Austin: I would be worried but you have 1 minute until 554 hitman arive at your location call off the three hitman and give me the 3million dollars.
He obviously used a vpn and coded his ip to the UAE. its impressive that hes 17 and he was hidden from the fbi for a whole week and hacked rockstar and uploaded gta 6... legend.
@@mxrage909 no because by saying location that mean you would maybe start imagining the house being all quite and not knowing when their cars are gonna pull up, or where they’re coming from, then u would also be able to imagine them breaking in and your mind would go so quick thinking about how they could break in, and then also imagining them finally entering the house
Rephrased: "You notice how your back felt a little stiff when you woke up this morning? Yeah, we shoved a pipe bomb up your ass while you were asleep. You have 10 seconds... Have a good day."
Nope further investigation he was found guilty of stalking with ill intent of teo girls and being apart of a international cyber crime ring senntencee to life institutionalisation in a mental hospital
Reminds me of the Foundation scene. Emperor: "We went back and found your great great grandparents and then everyone tied to them. All the uncles, aunts, and cousins, removed or otherwise. All their siblings, partners, and children. 857 living people who have a connection to you. Then we traced back your entire life. Every friend, co-worker, and classmate. Anyone who you have ever met or had any sort of interaction with you. Another 726 people. All told, 1578 people who would remember you after you die. We have a particle beam aimed directly at each of their spinal cords, and at my signal they will all die...*signals* There. Now there is no one left alive to remember you. It is now as if you have never existed at all." And then he places her in a sensory-deprivation shroud to live out her days unable to feel, touch, hear, see, or smell anything. That's probably the worst punishment I think has ever been conceived. Worse even than "To the pain"
That Somewheya, Louisiana drawlll was IT. THE EYES though too....Psyche was saved by him adding "Austin" at the end of that line....cause I realized its not *my* name thank GAWD
![NoCap - Maliboo [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FUV7E0QyniU/mqdefault.jpg)
bros entire life was disassembled in one phone call 💀
😂
Good lol
☠️☠️
Lmao "disassembled" like it's a gun or car
☠️☠️☠️
“You ain’t a person anymore” shits cold 💀
"Like the good ol' days." 👴🏻
I haven't felt like a person in years.
What's cold??
Good time until Rockstar start hiring PMCs
@@mosquito001
HE ASKED!!!!!!!!!!
Nintendo lawyers: “WRITE THAT DOWN!”
Nintendo bouta be saving lives
@@playfowardi don't think you know anything about nintendo outside of purchasing their merchandise. There isn't a more vindictive, petty, greedy, or litigious company in gaming than nintendo. Look into the types of lawsuits that nintendo files against its own fans and consumers. It's cartoon villian level evil, every year, like clockwork.
@@lloydweatherford9405 Sony/Apple/EA have entered the chat
@@boltok9584 EA is really bad when it come to other companies, but Nintendo goes after people.
@@thenecromancer8805 do not forget nintendos buisnesses till the 90 inform urself just saying yakuza, love hotels, taxi srvices and nintendo did go hand in hand (do not say there is anything proven to condemn them but it is a little bit concerning at least they did barrel into the gaming and toy industry)
“You have 1 minute Austin. Good luck, God bless.” Has to be one of the most badass things I’ve heard today LMAO
Bro asked for three-million and got three hitmen sent instead 💀
Both probably cost the same💀
@@ultraballer2293 😂
Bro really said "sure,we'll send it in humanoid form if that's fine with you"
Now each hitman will get $1m for killing him.
He paid them each $1,000,000 because it was never about the money; it was the principle.
goddamn these vine booms ☠️
Bruh
@@os-zodiac br*h
@@os-zodiac "Bruh is a special case of hernia that occurs when internal organs or intestines are pushed through a weakened segment of muscle tissue. Most of such situations occur on the abdominal wall." -wikipedia
@@os-zodiac did you know you are the most stupidest person in the world and you are reacting never thought of that did you
@@os-zodiac bruh
Bro just got erased like a writing error 💀
You know it's actually MORE THAN OVER when he says both "Good luck" and "God bless"
Skibidi
@@proceedproceed7494you make me disappointed for the future of humanity
@@RFrappuccino oh humanity is already ruined
This is what a 6-star wanted level looks like..
🤣🤣💯
💀
💀💀💀
Nah 9 Star
I play gta vice city and there are 6-stars and this would be worse than having 6-stars irl
“You ain’t a person anymore Austin. You’re free game.”
I feel like this is flying over most people's heads 😂
They never said "You're free game game". But that would have been icy.
More like a npc.
Nnnaaaaaaaaah 💀
Now that's some nice pfp👉👉
his entire bloodline vanished all by saying 8 words💀
Bros been cooked before he even called💀💀💀
“Now... say my name”
“Rockstar”
“You’re god damn right”
Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂
Lmaoo
💀
Heisenberg vibes kicks in 💀
Shimpany
“you ain’t a person anymore Austin” ☠️ turned my boy into an NPC
After he's dead they're going to trap his soul in the next gta 5 remake as an NPC like the plot of fnaf help wanted
Your a Rockstar employee now 💀
@@orangeinkius7257 bro what? 💀
@@cYpherh I said what I said, I think it was pretty clear
Who's Austin?
bro said "did I get that all correct" like it was a fast food restaurant
When that guy on discord gets a little upset:
"you aint a person anymore austin"
god that line is so cold
HAD ME FREEZING
@@notshoya had me in 3rd degree frostbite
my heart is,Cold
😂😂 facts
@@ImMatthewGodzilla COOLLLDDD
*five stars appear*
LOL
Gulps
that's 6 star special forces has entered the chat
@@ladybabe6958 7 stars, his identity was removed
8 stars family involved
Bro ended up shooting himself in the head three times after this 😔
Boeing -' write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN'
Boing just watching like a proud dad.
Boeing - Oh look, they're taking their first hits. I'm so proud of you!
Rockstar gave him his own GTA 5 mission bro 💀
😂
Current objective:
-Survive
Not the first time a gta story starts with the protag being chased down
Fr
I mean in reality why would you step on the toes of a company that makes a game strictly about being a criminal😂
I lost it when Rockstar confirmed his address before he could continue 😂🤣
Why do you feel the need to capitalize every single word?
@@soiledflapjacks1938 who pissed in your flapjacks?
@@soiledflapjacks1938 calm down it’s not that deep lmao
@@soiledflapjacks1938 It's a glitch is some keyboards, it happens on my laptop.
@@soiledflapjacks1938 it looks better but I use only small letters because I want to and it is easier 💀
He actually said my social security number 😅
Sue
He erased the poor guy and yet said god bless.What a lad
"You have one minute, Austin. Good luck. God bless." So respectful.
😂😂😂
Probably gave him a minute just to pray
6 actually
666 likes
Thx I guess
The kentucky accent makes this 20x better
😂 🙏🏼
It's decently close to a older kentucky accent but I'd say that's closer to a west virginian
Source: kentuckian
@@F4sy as a west Virginian you are correct it's closer to ours than your but still kinda a mix
@@andrewcody2181 im from west Virginia to but i never knew i sounded like that i guess it's because im used to it
Rockstar started their villain arc💀
Started???
When GTA was first advertised, Rockstar games' ad campaign was the demonisation of the game. It caused the ENTIRE violence in Videogames debate. The company simply is the villain.
Just imagine that one guy who fits this entire description
You ain’t a person anymore 🤣💀
"Ayo why does my skin turning bla-"
_gets shot_
@@VladimirChibuckov Racist?! Please reply to me!
@@VladimirChibuckov NEVER is this fucking okay. APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
@@saryntoews No
@@VladimirChibuckov fair enough
They really ended his existence that quickly
They ended his existence before killing him 😭😭😭
Whos austin?
@@cactieythecactus idk
@@cactieythecactus what's an austin
@@cactieythecactus exactly
He better call saul goodman. He gonna change his identity 💀
Imagine that’s actually somebody’s social security number and bank routing number.😂
Rockstar gave him a real gta mission
Bro has 5 stars
😂😂
u know is over if Travor is part of em
Yeah but this time if you die you died
"Good Luck , God Bless"
"I want 3 million"
"3 1 million dollar hitmen? Bet."
PFT
"You're paying the hitman more than my ransom!"
"It's the principal austin!"
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 fr
Explains how they traveled 4 minutes in a few seconds.
that was not funny
Rockstar must’ve hit up Lester to find that info
Florida Joker in the near future:
Three hitmen:
Franklin🗿
Micheal🗿
Trevor🗿
🗿🗿🗿
Not Michael?
He said Micheal
Brooo it better be. But also *Michael*
Hmm ok
What parents Think are going to happen when you accept a friend request from someone you don’t know
Omg yes
YES BRO NOTHING BUT FACTS
@@adiamondsword8392 jhit
@@Captinredrobot jhit
Jhit joke
This is sincerely one of the funniest skits I’ve ever had the pleasure to witness! Great job!
Bro got excommunicated💀
"We don't have 3 million dollars. We spent that hiring the three Hitman that are coming to take you out, and one of them is doing it for free just on principle."
Yeah, I did
It’s not about the money, spider-man
How good of Rockstar to take 3 hitman to take him out on a date
@@RedRanger-ll7hxITS ABOUT THE METS BABY THE METS
@@beta2029 men on a date💀 that ain't no date it's an orgy waiting to happen
When you realise Rockstar doesn't come up with their plots, they just write down their experiences.
If that were the case, I'd be incredibly concerned about the experience that led to the Manhunt games being made.
@@ridley7498 💀
@@ridley7498the hostel movie and real serial killers
Reality is often stranger than fiction.
Bro rdr
That was smooth asf
Austin: "I have a particular set of skills."
Rockstar:" ok, we might've messed up."
In an alternative universe
Austin: I would be worried, but I am using NordVPN
"And today sponsor is NerdVPN it will hack all you personal info that includes you IP Address Credit card information AND It will leak you Browser And Google History Incognito Mode too It willbleak all this into Dark weeb and in all internet"
NordVPN: how much for his info?
But in all seriousness, they just give the info for free to authorities, lawyers and other actors of interest all the time.
In an alternative universe
Austin: I would be worried but you have 1 minute until 554 hitman arive at your location call off the three hitman and give me the 3million dollars.
He obviously used a vpn and coded his ip to the UAE. its impressive that hes 17 and he was hidden from the fbi for a whole week and hacked rockstar and uploaded gta 6... legend.
Thank you NordVPN-man !
“At your location” is so much more intimidating then saying “your house”
It implies that they’re not coming to your house, *they’re coming to you* 😅
idk saying "your house" just kills all intimacy, privacy and safety you feel in your own home
Good point.
@@mxrage909 no because by saying location that mean you would maybe start imagining the house being all quite and not knowing when their cars are gonna pull up, or where they’re coming from, then u would also be able to imagine them breaking in and your mind would go so quick thinking about how they could break in, and then also imagining them finally entering the house
@@mxrage909 saying your house implies you may have time to get away
1 million asked = 1 hitman received
Bro pulled the ultimate uno reverse
Bro got the 1984 treatment 💀
😂😂😂😂 normal day in Eurasia 💀
Nothing happened in 1984 bruh. Whachu talkin bout
fr
Wdym
@@rox6071 Of course Oceania is better.
Every Austin suddenly vanishing:🗿🗿
Well damn guess I'm vanishing
Mr stark , I don’t feel so good
Lol
The grid can only go so far.
Ayo!? Thanos? 🤨🤨🧐
The silent booms are killing me 😭🙏🏻
All of that in the span of 4 minutes thats crazy
“You have 5 minutes”
15 seconds later: “you have 1 minute”
Also damn that was brutal as hell
they paid to accelerate time ^^
Basically Freiza but the other way around
Complete opposite to GTA download time
You have 5 minutes left of the download
15 seconds later
You have 10 minutes left of the download
“mystify, mislead, and surprise the enemy”
- Sun Tzu
The opposite of the action movie bomb countdown.
"Do you know where my dad is is though?"
Rockstar: ...
AHAHAHAH
sorry that is the only information we can’t get
Rockstar: I am your father
Rockstar: "Oh.... so your father is black? Noted!"
"he's the husband of our highest ranking woman"
When you realize what the headhunter missions in Gta V actually are
Accurate depiction of rockstar top executives 😭
You ain’t a person anymore
“ Starts despawning” 😂
How are there 781 likes and no replies????
How are there 795 likes and one reply
How is there 851 likes and only two comments?
How is there 1k likes and 3 replies
These reply’s are not right
"Did I get all that right?"
"Uhh, no"
*Crisis averted*
Facts
But if it's correct there is no “crisis averted” 💀
Me to the creditors
@@thechosenone9628 what if they believe you
@@vortexsuxwhat if they don’t.
Bro knew info even Austen didn't know😂
"What do you mean I'm allergic to shellfish? I enjoy spicy food."
When you have good writing you can make "good luck, God bless" intimidating
haha thanks
writing, acting, and directing are important too
props to those people who we have no idea about
Purge:
Good luck God bless is intimidating most of the time
“I want 3 millio”
“There is a sniper aimed at the back of your head speak your last words”
Bro I thought this read
"I want 3 millio.."
"Are those are your last words?
“This is a 9mm semiautomatic pressed against your skull”
I have hired the 3 best hitmen the best of west Mississippi
“Double it and give it to the next person”💀💀💀
Cringe
Bro knew he fucked up when he said "god bless"
“I want three-“
“Hitmen sent to your location?done”
Sorry the likes were at 665 but 😊 I had too
@@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216What you had too ?? Summon me for that 🧐 this fucking humans
😮
@@rawgam3rsunitedgrimr3aper216 no one cares
@@noodlesoup2586 obviously you did that's why you replied lmao get trolled
him: sending 3 hitman over
also him: “God bless”
the most southern thing to say🤣😅
I too am cordial when sending hitmen
😂
Billionaires don't get their hands dirty, they use their money to pay desperate people to do it for them. Politics in a nut shell..
Seems like overkill? I mean, one professional is not going to struggle?
"AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD USE NORD VPN-"
Bro got the arthur morgan accent
5 minutes? He'll be fine. They'll delay it another year, and then when that comes around they'll delay it again.
I mean in a matter of a few seconds it went down to 1 minute so for once they're ahead of schedule.
@@jeremyrandolph8337 they'll delay at release, then over promise
i mean if its good to rockstar or sharkcard it will be in 1 min
Well then he better hide behind a fucking dumpster.
Forrest Gump be working that tech-security, Jenny got this mans throwing everyone to the streets now.
I love how he's living in shell drive but is allergic to shellfish
Probably because he lived there too long and eventually got allergic 🤣
Cuz there's no fish
I thought I was the only one who caught that😅
His name is Austin and lives in Austin Georgia
God... The joke bad but why it making me laugh 😂😂
Rockstar: "We don't negotiate with terrorist!"
Not the Rachel Hensley reference 😂
“I want three-“
''there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox''
Rephrased: "You notice how your back felt a little stiff when you woke up this morning? Yeah, we shoved a pipe bomb up your ass while you were asleep. You have 10 seconds... Have a good day."
😂😂😂 take my like damnit
Bro what??? 😂😂😂
“ I wan-“”
“Want to be cremated or buried Austin ?” 😂😂😂
Why did the accent he use for Rockstar sound really Southern I love it
Sounded like Forrest Gump
@@kennethbaggett5108 sounded like Tom Hanks himself. The whole video reminded me of catch me if you can
Red dead redemption?
I’m pretty sure that’s his actual accent
Rich southerners are probably the most evil someone can get without being a literal dictator
Him somehow making a child terrified that he said their information
Bro isn't cooked he got deep fried
The "Good luck, God bless" after he just announced he erased his identity 💀💀💀
Nope further investigation he was found guilty of stalking with ill intent of teo girls and being apart of a international cyber crime ring senntencee to life institutionalisation in a mental hospital
And is one minute away from erasing his life
Frrr 💀
"Did I get all that right?"
"No"
"..."
Rockstar: we'll see after the 3 hitman's arrived
@@ehe8692 They'll kill the wrong man....
@@apurv5847 *And?*
@@apurv5847 Sucks to be him, eh?
@@apurv5847 rockstar: I missed the part where that’s my problem
Bro was sweating the whole ocean 💀💀💀
The "Godbless" was cold...
In the span of 30 seconds he went from “give me 3 million dollars” to “I so sorry, please” in tears
Actually it was 38 seconds, but ok 0:04 - 0:42
"Don't even try, don't even try". This man just sucked the will to fight back with this sentence.
He wasn't crying because he was going to die, he was devastated because he waited so much and in the end he won't even get to play it 😢
POV: i lose the worlds smallest argument
The gobles at the end bro
"Good luck, god bless."
Is one cold af line.
Yep
18.k likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that
@@Zaaskoshut up
🎉@@Zaasko
“Haha I hacked you-“
“You don’t exist anymore. We have taken everything from you and will take you shortly. God bless.”
The 1000 liker is upon me. The POWER IS IMMENSE
@@YvngHypoAre you 8
bro became a 4channer 💀
Bro became an Ex-Communicato
The “you aint a person anymore” is such a cold line un ironically 😂
So much like Forest Gump ig💀😅
can't be a murder if there's no evidence he existed
Reminds me of the Foundation scene.
Emperor: "We went back and found your great great grandparents and then everyone tied to them. All the uncles, aunts, and cousins, removed or otherwise. All their siblings, partners, and children. 857 living people who have a connection to you.
Then we traced back your entire life. Every friend, co-worker, and classmate. Anyone who you have ever met or had any sort of interaction with you. Another 726 people.
All told, 1578 people who would remember you after you die. We have a particle beam aimed directly at each of their spinal cords, and at my signal they will all die...*signals*
There. Now there is no one left alive to remember you. It is now as if you have never existed at all."
And then he places her in a sensory-deprivation shroud to live out her days unable to feel, touch, hear, see, or smell anything.
That's probably the worst punishment I think has ever been conceived. Worse even than "To the pain"
@@Jurez1313 gheezus the absolute Length to go to just to break someone,
That Somewheya, Louisiana drawlll was IT. THE EYES though too....Psyche was saved by him adding "Austin" at the end of that line....cause I realized its not *my* name thank GAWD
“You got a minute Austin”
Austin: **Starts doing the plank**
bro cheated the system
WTF BRO THAT WAS BRILLIANT
It took me a minute to understand what you said 😂
OOOOOOH-
He is going to live forever
Rockstar = random ahh kid
Austin = me
Dude was assassinated over a video game 😂😂😂
The person whose information they just revealed:👁👄👁
I'd lose it if they were actually named Austin and allergic to shellfish
Its not a real address. Or social security number
@@synshenron798 did you....check?
@@luvhertz2261 the social security number is a possible one but I know for a fact that the address doesnt exist
@@synshenron798 it's okay, I was playin. I know
The ascent in the part where he said “ you ain’t a person anymore “ makes it sound so chilling
I am sorry to say this but it’s “accent” not ascent
Who was abseiling in the video ?
"you ain't a person anymore" 👴🏻
@@Marko_184 💀
Should’ve said you ain’t a person no more
feels like living in 1950 in the soviet union
Bro started sweating cause he didn’t even know he was allergic to shell fish
This dude said I got a sister?
😂😂😂
the guy with that social security number: wait wait wait-
that would be crazy
too many numbers but that would be funny 😂
@@antblisss how many digits does your SSN have? Lol
@@notorioustori 9 digits
@@antblisss it's actually 9 numbers exactly so whoever has that SSN be paranoid ig
Bro sounds exactly like Tom Hanks
Ah the mythic 7th wanted star in the GTA games. . .
“You got 5 min before 3 hit men are at your location”. That part made me lose it 😂😂
1k likes and 1 reply? let’s fix that
😂
😩😩😩😩
The "Then we're gonna deport your whole family overseas" had me in stitches
They destroyed him like splitting an atom
Why does everytime i see this, it reminds me of a specific song?
@@srtkidd “we’ll that’s a new one” had me hootin n hollerin
Hola james