U GAVE ME AN AD. SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
2:52 *_When the tea is..._* *_My tea is quaking_* *_Im Shaking..._* *Is that what kids say these days?* 3:46 _”Enjoying the tea?”_ *_I have to go pee_* This literally got me quaking
10:10 you ain't being sin- since you saw uh. Three chairs and a table having a seizure and dying but right before you eyes! (I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAW THAT!!)
7:39 poem i need to remember "I went go pee And need privacy Then i see Back door for me" -Albert (Edit): wew 145 likes in an hour ive never gotten that much before tysm
**LIKE SO FLAMINGO CAN SEE!** FLAMINGO! WEIRD MYTH! CHECK OUT THESE PROFILES! Void_Messenger Void_Slaughter Void_Voices Void_Voices is the leader. I met them 3 hrs ago. They're Chuck Lloyd... But different?
I have investigated this. It might be a wannabe becuase I did see a body of Albert there. I am a myth hunter, and I am investigating this. I have found his game, and many other secrets. Please let me know if you wan't help.
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@@snowball6018 no I knew, its just that albert said in one of his vids that he wants to respect the privacy of his editor and started calling his editor CARLITOS so when he said Adam I was confused 😂😂
No one: Not even “The kids” Albert: When the tea is.... my tea is quaking...I’m shaking.. UH is that what you guys- Is that what the kids say?? Oh...IM UH S-..... QUAKE!-
Albert: Would you like to feel my scalp Me: Okay, that’s enough for the night Also me: * wakes up at 4:00 am and remembering this video* Me: * Starts dying * ;D
*“ my tea is quaking”*
The quote of the year
xactly
Julian Eede
How old are you. .?
@@plsunsubscribe1019 why do u want to know
stranger without a name +
2019
“My tea is quaking, I’m shaking”
A thing I still quote to this day
CLICK THE LINK!!!!
James_gaming28 ruiz no
Gacha lost in da war between anime and gacha and I. Teem anime hahaha
@Jason Konstantinov
Zxxxdxx
Zkx
4:31 MOST MANLIEST SCREAM EVER 😂😂
Sencro ikr
NuuuUUUUUuuuu
U GAVE ME AN AD. SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Thats how he screams irl hahajaja
Sencro XD
Its been so interesting seeing Albert evolve over the years
real
he used to be so funny but now he's unfunny and unoriginal
@@Waaaaaaaaaaaa_aI agree I like when he became president in bloxburg
@@java_yt1me personally i think he is hilarious
@@philip.center he definitely is what happen to his gf
4:32 when mom comes in with the belt
Synz 😂😂😂
Swaeh lmao
S-O TRU- AHHHHHH DAD HELP MOMS WITH THE BELT AHHHHHH
XD
*SNIFF*
This is the percentage of how good Alberts scalp feels
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Ernest Meerson vErY g00d
gud
Kayndie MSP 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰😭💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
w0w it feel g00d
Emma Coy lol
“I went to pee
I need privacy
Then I see,
Backdoor for me!”
😂
You wanna here a professional poet? Better than that one?
Noob
Sean Battles class
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!😏
Auto rap battle
After all these years, I think that this has been the only time he woke up on time
I WENT GO PEE
AND NEED PRIVACY
THEN I SEE
BACK DOOR FOR ME
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
tess guce tea
*i went to pee
and need privacy
then me see
back door for me*
tess guce
i don’t know how you find that funny
and stop using emojis while you can
Ok.
I put bread.🥖
So you think lets pee ina basement......... *class* : )
Albert's ASMR gets me off.
Same lul
Lol
i got turned on XDD
@@cutiebunnyamber3447 you got what???
🤨📸
4:32 when you open the fridge and your leftovers you saved are gone
Lol yes xD
Lol
4:32 when your last piece of pizza gets eaten
@@sentimental7820 lol
When you suggest buying something and your parents do that but you get 1 peice of that thing and evrybody else takes the rest. Heh. Hehe. ;-;
I kinda miss alberts old humor
Same a little but, it's evolved, but I miss the funny voice
His humor has completely changed and I really want to go back to the old humor
@@danielcastillosyoutubechan2452 yeah i like watched these type videos 5 times this is the sixth time :c no more video like these anymore
4:32 when u forgot to do ur homework the day before school. 😂😂😂😂
BrUh
Not funny a little bit
XDD
Hernan Ortiz rlly it is kinda funny
Nightmoon Official ur right
my green tea is quaking
green tea
So is my banana
Solartii :3
Oh
My
*Fricc*
bruh
My purple sprite cran🅱️erry is mewing
green tea
I thought u were shook lmfao
"I went go pee"
"And I need privacy"
"Then I see"
"Backdoor for me"
w o w y o u r g a c h a e d i t i s g o o d
sorry for spacing
Let's make that a song UWU
@@quit9798 thank you
@@monsterzombei_kid3856 yes
@@marzx6782 Download ibis paint X if you're on phone or tablet, Then if you are on PC, just search for an editing app
Little does Albert know he's gonna make lots of stuff for him-
My brain had a heart attack trying to read this
What do you mean
I lost 10 limbs reading this.
You know it's a 13 year old when they put - at the end of every sentence
@@chuya6136 considering how young alberts viewers are that wouldn’t be too bad
Albert: *my dead cat ran across my keyboard*
**scared denis noises*
Xd
😂😂😂
XDDDD
Omg so true
Lol
"my dead cat ran across my keyboard"
-mrflimflam 2018
*this was written in 2019*
@Crimson The Quilava lolz
Lol my bff said that to me when she said jwisxnjeikwksnnx in our chat
Now I get why
Its dead because he died
@Crimson The Quilava 2018*
“I went to pee
I need privacy
Then I see,
Backdoor for me!”
TaeTaej you copied
oh lord, he has a sword
Oh lord! He has a sword
TaeTaej yes rumpus
a poem
7:40 was my favorite part not gonna lie it is so funny 🤣
*Feels scalp*
Feels like.... Potato chips...........
Queenie Cutie LMAO XD
How do I makelateers bold
Lol
how do u make ur text like highlighted
Matt McAuliffe u mom
*Want some Mwa Mwa Milk with your tea sir?*
No thank you but I am not I'll eat you salted rats are rather tasty
Yeth
a salted rat. nO.
No some demon rat and sausages, please my fines sir\madam.
😂😂😂 I’m dead 😂😂😂
"That is the most disgusting creature I have ever seen..... *WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND?* "
-Albert 2018
2019 ;-;
@@blehhhhsilly7 its 2018
@@epicman1259 2019
@@blehhhhsilly7 its 2018......
Tea party fun game
*”my tea is quaking, I’m shaking”*
Still quote of the year
7:37 i cant stop watching
XD
Lol
same man in dieing right now❤😄😄😄
Albert "i went go pee, and need privacy, then i see, back door for me
*feels scalp* it feels like a victory royale in Fortnite
Audrey Sarabeth lol
Woah, that epic
@@jotchuaandfriend1067 from epic games
Audrey Sarabeth for me it feels like ba
Ba
BA
LOON
EPIC
BAL LO
ON
Epiiicccc
7:32 is that his real voice.. 😂
Rachel Watermelon no search Alberts stuff to hear his real voice
Oof.
Oof
LMAO
Ikr
2:25 spongebob the best day ever music happily playing in the background
wait... did i hear *“normal sleep schedule”*
i’m so proud of you 😢
100th like
111th like
138 like
I am the 144th Like
156th like
Tis is How many times Albert laughed
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E
Backdoor for me!
LOL
He did 77 laugh
46 to 84 wow
When he said “abida abida abida abida” I felt that
(13:45)
Maddison ASHTON ikr it’s music to my ears
Thats my favourite part
Mę
Hi
🇦🇺💯
1:48 OMG ALBERT HAS AN ROBLOX AD ON COUNTRYBALLS
HHOLY SHIT
@@wauhdemelo THATS WHAT IM SAYING
@@wauhdemelo1 year💀
@@mrfree6722 i know. i just saw this now
it feels like
beef.
are you funnehs dog?
@@naomi_playzcatgamings3508
Ya
*i am extremely uncomfortable*
iiKiwiHeartz owo thank you for not trying to get liked
So u get like
4:32
*when your mum finds out you have a D grade*
XD
LOL
Lmao
No F is better
I gocha AHH
2:52
*_When the tea is..._*
*_My tea is quaking_*
*_Im Shaking..._*
*Is that what kids say these days?*
3:46
_”Enjoying the tea?”_
*_I have to go pee_*
This literally got me quaking
*-nice-* I mean.. *TRASHHH*
“Lol”
BecomeTheSmile looolll literally!!!
3:46 enjoying the tea i need to go pee
Dogs I mean cats
10:10 you ain't being sin- since you saw uh. Three chairs and a table having a seizure and dying but right before you eyes! (I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAW THAT!!)
nah those chairs are perfect for me
Albert’s voice more soothing then real asmr.
TheShinySylveon Eevee ..
No kidding xd
Uhm...
ikr lol
Soothing
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN,
ENJOYING MY TEA,
I NEED TO GO PEE
@@charleyalford9319 no u
Lol
WHO THE HELL IS JOE? (IT was from the video lol)
@@gachatuberscoolgirlp8776 lol
Oh No No
*I went go pee*
*And need privacy*
*Then I see*
*Back door for me*
10 Rappers Eminem was afraid to Diss
Señor Oof top 10 best flamingo moments
Yes
XD
Pls save me -Flamgo
Señor Oof yes
Years later 😭-
Years later
7:39 poem i need to remember
"I went go pee
And need privacy
Then i see
Back door for me"
-Albert
(Edit): wew 145 likes in an hour ive never gotten that much before tysm
Yes
9
I need go pee
Poop
Juju bee.
This is a myth video
We are trying to expose Real_Kingbob
The Grumpy Cat CAT
Thats a good opinion
E
Aren't you dead?
The Grumpy Cat CAT I think u are too grumpy to expose
@@nancyquiroz1992 Yes I am
4:31 when the internet cuts out
Dr.Nyan lol 😂
Lol Dr.nyan
Dr.Nyan yep
Dr.Nyan smee
Dr.Nyan moood
When nostalgia hits you like Albert hits his mannikin
Albert its this *"My tea is quaking, I'm shookith"*
I went Go pee
And Need privacy
Then See back door for me
I love how he literally outsmarts everyone
**poem about how he wanted to pee**
Lol
Gacha player yay
poem: 7:39
OMG HIIIII
Daydreaming Eclipse what did you use for your profile picture? .,.
DORA THE EXPORER!!!!
(Put pic of Dora on wall, then tapes a pic of Alberts face on it)
(b l o c k)
Lol
Stop
U KNOW WHAT ALBERT LOOKS LIKE??!?!
@@peterquincomics4712 ya just search it up dum dum
Who’s watching in 2024? It’s been so long
Me
Me
It only has been 5 years bro
That’s when he first started this channel
Huh it's 2019
"My tea is quaking." "Im shaking."
Is ThAT wHaT tHe KidS saY?
Lol
Yes
Lol
Lol
13:44 so random. I'm dying laughing
XD
2018: *Doesnt like Real King Bob very much*
2020: *loves Real King Bob*
Lol
Very balsy
Very very true
Diarrhea man 86
*le sigh* I hope I can join a game whith a hot minion
Real king bob: READ TITLE OF GAME
This part made me laugh so hard 0:59
**LIKE SO FLAMINGO CAN SEE!**
FLAMINGO! WEIRD MYTH! CHECK OUT THESE PROFILES!
Void_Messenger
Void_Slaughter
Void_Voices
Void_Voices is the leader. I met them 3 hrs ago. They're Chuck Lloyd... But different?
When did they join? If they joined recently then it might be a wannabe
@@GrounderSez they are wannabes plus those ''void'' people are nate D
Your all of them aren’t you
@@Acaleblay Mhm, he is.
I have investigated this. It might be a wannabe becuase I did see a body of Albert there. I am a myth hunter, and I am investigating this. I have found his game, and many other secrets. Please let me know if you wan't help.
This is how many times Albert said. “Yoink.”
👇🏻👌
six...
9
@@jenniferfletcher4631 13*
22 flipping times
No times
This is how many times Albert says diarrhea in his vids (To many)
Infinity
Albert:DIARRHEA
Me:LOL *leaves game*
Albert:DIAREHEA
Car Mck more than that
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I’m eating -_-
'Oh lord. He got a sword. THAT RHYMED---'
Albert Arts, RUclipsr, 2018
and still i quote it to this day.
Aretz not Arts
@@natorvr8629 autocorrect*
@@roseisanartist Ah
8:06
That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.
So it may seem.
DUDUDUDUDUDUDODODODYDUDUDYDYDODOODODIDYDYDU
...
Lol
LEDELELLDELLD
Lol
Or so it may seem...
Alberto: *opens door*
BlackNova: *appears*
Alberto: *[SCREAMS]*
More like
*_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_*
Fut foongoos
froi seab AYAHAYAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yup. Totes Meh Goats.
there is no o in alberts name
Albert ur scalp is dry
*put some lotion in it*
IN your scalp? You mean ON your scalp.
@@anna-xk2cj no... lotion in scalp *please*
NOOOO COLD!!!
Anna Crabbe if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all.
MR BEAST
5:05 “Plz save me..Plzz” And 5:43 “You are now saved! :D…Hehe..YAYY!! AHHAH!! :))” IS FUNNY AF HELLPPPP 😭😭
Creature: "Spicy like meatballs"
Me: "Interesting..."
Iol
Dantaye Gross Lol
Rdite
Xd
* clap clap* Albert finally woke up at normal time! 😂💜
Hey play the game in roblox called SCP-096
David Hernandez ok! 💜
Ash Gamez! Yesh
Until day 2 ;^;
Yeaaaaaa
I go pee
I need privacy
And I see
Back door for me
Best quote ever
thats almost like a rap
That’s like me
sieisisieieiriierrieiej
NOICE RAP
m&m has been quite after this
I remember me back in the day rapidly checking my iPad to see Albert’s new upload
this video “19 minutes ago”
Albert has earned many sympathy points for his dead cat
You right 🤣
Same
Yaaa
Why didn't albert like this .-.
Beacause it's one year ago
King Bob: "e wave"
*Rdite waves*
Rdite: "I think it's dislocated"
XD
14:42 The scalp feels rough. I think dis boi has dandruff
Me writing this comment: Dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
14:42 The scalp feels rough. I think dis boi has dandruff
Me writing this comment: Dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
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@@jeffery123 oh g o d
albert:oh lord he have a sword. that rhyme
me:ay that does rhyme
4:32 -Albert peacefully bad mouthing King Bob- -A second later- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! That’s Karma Albert..... xD
How you do that
That scream IM DYIN...... IM DYIN!!
You put dashes around your words. Y’know ThEsE= - -
And yes indeed it was a -beautiful scream-
/•\Lavs{} MAGIX/•\ how?
Bruh--
“I missed the hot dogs... ehuh” 5:48
fantastic
4:32 when you find out T Series has more subs than Pewdiepie...
ϻlgᏢᎾᏚᏚᎬ hi
YO TENGO
4:32
When you find out that Pewdiepie wasn't in RUclips Rewind 2018
They had more subs for like a week or two now
@Hazel Rose! Yes they do you can even see for your self on the live sub counts
I remember watching this when it was 10 minutes old
Only 95 year old's remember earth worm Sally theme song from 1747.
When GreenScreenMan first showed us that song,and BluRayScreenMan.
White Xenomorph
Oh sonny i remember that theme song, I’m still waiting for the full version!
(Imagine this in an old grandma voice 😂😂)
White Xenomorph I’m a xenomorph
we still do
Back in my day we knew real music .
@@wayward_clique9309 this new slient music!!
*i went go pee*
*and need privacy*
*then i see*
*back door for me*
Move over William Shakespeare, we have another poeit
I went to pee
and need privacy
Then I see
Back door for me
Me hurt me neeeeee
then me go see miniony
Me so scardy
Then me go wee
I LOVE HOW HE SAYS IT
copy
Hi
King bob: you are my new minion. Albert: dose that mean I'm ur girl friend?
Me and every single guy I see XD
Yes they r a couple now XD
Parker Silly does
Pan Cho r/whoooooooooooosh
2:48
"Oh wait i got this WHEN THE TEA IS.....MY TEA IS QUAKING...IM SHAKING"
11:26 very scawy laugh 🙀
Different people’s reactions when albert calls them an idiot
Normal person: ExCuSe Me WhAt-
Fans *i have been blessed*
@Adonna Murray your not funny
Yes
I have been blessed
U copied me
Piggy Studios omggg yasss
😁😂🤣😅😆
Oh my god her beautiful hairline is almost farther back than jojo siwa's!!
Yellow Ocelot lol
BURN JOJO GOT ROASTED BY YELLOW OCELOT
Ow
stopitsugar ur wrong IT IS FATHER BACK
Its not
Damn, Albert is soooo good at asmr
Yeah
YES
yeah hahahah
Bleh army skkssjskk
Ikr
"Three chairs on a table havin a seziure and dying" 💀 10:13
alberts scream is music to my ears
Stop bein gatcha fat - cha
Ps: I'm joking lol
@@sunflowerroblox6268 :( ok ma'am
@@yolk2429 el heaveno
well then you're a cereal killer
@@ava-fx6ml yes i am coming for your cereal
8:47 who’s Adam what happened to CARLITO
Penny Jess Adam is carlito
@@user-jc8by2wj8g o.o "hey guys shane dawson here welcome back to conspiracy theories, today we are finding out who CARLITO is truly....." XD
Well of course Carlito is Adam you not know?
@@snowball6018 no I knew, its just that albert said in one of his vids that he wants to respect the privacy of his editor and started calling his editor CARLITOS so when he said Adam I was confused 😂😂
@@pennyjess1635 oh 😅
RealKingBob “Rdite you enjoying the tea?”
Rdite “it’s cold”
RealKingBob “ur fired”
Time stamp plsssss
When did that happen?
@Lucas Plumb pooper scooper
@@domslitnigga 4:08 in the chat
@@AbcXyz-kn8vc oh thanks :3
Albert : 😣I just feeeel like somebody is watching meeee😣
7:02
“That is the most disgusting creature I have ever seen. Will you be my boyfriend?” -Albert 2018
xD 👏
Lol xdddd
lol x
*n o o n l i n e d a t i n g*
*Me when my boyfriend asked me out*
*starts choking from laughter*
That’s u gacha gurl jennimi
@@allysalee9478 um what?
hElLo
no bc I actually did the same exact thing just now I can’t-
D
You know your boyfriend is good when he stabs you with a sword and threatens to eat you.
*Relationship Goals.*
Yes.
You are weird so am I
Ugh we love
You know your boyfriend is good when he
stabs you with a sword and threatens to eat
you.
*Relationship Goals.*
Spicy like meat balls thats what pee taste like oops shouldent say that
"Tell your dead cat it's very rude to join uninvited"
TIME TO WHIP OUT THE OUIJA BOARD
8:06
albert: mom albert told me to drink a pee
I can’t breathe I am laughing to much 🤣😂😂
This isn’t even funny dork
LoserZane it is you just don’t have any sense of humor
I still wonder where Albert's hairline is.
I wonder where JoJo Siwas is
Oooooon daaaaa line har have line a bagood hair line
If you know what that meant u smart boi
@@penguingaming-wd6rw ?
silence young one
Perfect?
Guy: You are my minion now!
Albert: Does that mean I am your girlfriend?
LOGICCCCCCCC
AndrewR *Real_KingBob*
Oh
XD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
logicuu
"i am going to die" albert best quote 20xx-20xx
Albert: **gets kicked out of game**
RUclips: **does same thing to me**
Me: how dare u disrespect me
No u xd
Wade Ghost hunter wade games and real life no u xd
U Just said a username...
siimp ;0 YOU ANIME SIMP
No one:
Not even “The kids”
Albert: When the tea is.... my tea is quaking...I’m shaking.. UH is that what you guys- Is that what the kids say?? Oh...IM UH S-..... QUAKE!-
I swear to god Flim flam invented the when the (Insert word) Is sus memes before among was even invented
WHEN THE TEA IS SUS
7:39
Perfect
Loved the rhyme flamingo😂😂
E
YA XDD
Saaaaaaame
XDDDDDD
this is one of my comfort videos...
0:44 Thank you for reminding me of my DEAD cat
Renel Ganancial what’s the point of watching this then
You are welcome
ALL AROUND ME ATE FAMILERrRRrrrrrr
What happend to your cat?
ÒwÓ I wanna know
Albert: Would you like to feel my scalp
Me: Okay, that’s enough for the night
Also me: * wakes up at 4:00 am and remembering this video*
Me: * Starts dying *
;D
Mood😂
hell yeh
Why was I actually scared when he started chasing him?
I dunno why?
Ur not alone
U
sameeeee
Bcoz ur brain is too much... bruh XD LOL
I can't wait to subscribe to the video