13:53 Craftee! The reason the last enderman you killed to get your edible enderman is if you look directly at the right eye of the enderman it stops moving then you slowly back away till its head lowers and then you... Well.. RUN! Just a fact you should know 😊😅 ( I’ve been watching allot of Minecraft videos and learnt it )
Crafty I got a thing for you if you log on my server then you come to my store my Minecraft store can you find custom hearts but you have to go fast I want to spawn about the Ender dragons and put you in survival mode
Craftee: I can milk my self Every kid who is watching and doesn't know what that means: wow he so smart wow 👏 Adults: wow this channel is Adult friendly too
@@Deactivate-x1o she’s just saying sex and live streams that are talking about sex if anyone wants to join and then report them so RUclips dosen’t have to have too much heated ppl. P.S. : why can’t you just use translate to English 0w0
How I think the textures of the edible mobs would be: Cow: just like steak, Pig: just like porkchops, Chicken: just like chicken, Iron Golem: hard and crunchy, Creeper: Soft and spicy, Zombie: Tender and juicy, Skeleton: Hallow on the inside and crunchy on the outside, Spider: squishy and fluffy🤮, Enderman: Rough and leathery, Blaze: Crunchy and hot, Ghast: Juicy and puffy, Ender Dragon: Crispy and hard, Any I missed? comment below 🙂 Tell me what you think their textures would be 😃
I'd imagine the spiders as kinda soft and pop when you eat them (like real spiders), and I think the ghasts are like marshmallows if they were spicy and moist
"Hmmm, let me see, ah yes, may I have a little overcooked zombie. And a blaze for a side dish. For drinks, I would like a spider juice. Thank you very much!"
From tnt To Hearts To arrows NOW EATING EVERYTHING MOB? THIS IS BEYOND CURSE well thats the reason i subscribed you can only find these random things in Craftee's channel
Craftee “haha i’m in a weird mood” *me and my bestie still on ft at 3am going crazy* this may or may not have been posted at 5:30 am btw ur content is amazing keep it up! ngl i don’t really know what on earth i was doing up at 5:30 am on a school night last week but what happened happened and i can’t really say much loll
Craftie: goes into the lava because he doesn’t want to get killed by a piglen brute The piglen brute: wtf why did he go in the lava!?!? Also I’m sorry if I misspelled piglen
He can milk himself...
...have extra hearts...
...run fast...explode...
Have slow falling...
...poison...
...and idk what else 🙃🙂
Yea I know
"milk myself"sound sus
Craftee: uploads
All of his fans: *clicks faster then sonic can run*
Y E S
Yes.
*Y E S*
Craftee: "I can milk myself!"
Me: 🧐
Wait he is milking his self?
@@abdullahhima1604 Child.. don’t think about it
@@ilovecatsyippieyay sus
What he is a child!!!
But how does it work?
13:53 Craftee! The reason the last enderman you killed to get your edible enderman is if you look directly at the right eye of the enderman it stops moving then you slowly back away till its head lowers and then you... Well.. RUN! Just a fact you should know 😊😅 ( I’ve been watching allot of Minecraft videos and learnt it )
Craftee: hm what way was the surface?
Crepper: i know!
1:47
Craftee:eats mobs
Cannibals: *right that down,right that down!*
write*
0:05
Creeper: uhh I'm not here your just seeing stuff *backs away*
I like when craftee tried to give z rotten flesh "have some" *CANNIBALISM INTENSIFIES*
I Love crafty
If you Love crafty Like
I enjoy this story mode a lot ! 🥰🙌
"I Can milk myself"
-Craftee
"This Is My Kingdom Come"
-Me
Coom
Crafty I got a thing for you if you log on my server then you come to my store my Minecraft store can you find custom hearts but you have to go fast I want to spawn about the Ender dragons and put you in survival mode
I can explode
1:07 best music of 2021! Can we get a 10 hour version?😂
yassssssssssssssssssssssss
Minions go brr
YES
@@hanhnguyen4318 wuDhek
Yuperdat looooops
Dude when he gets a mob and it’s in his hand I just feel like it’s a plush 😂
You
12:08 *Craftee trying to get Z's attention*
12:10
Also Craftee: **Almost killed his bodyguard**
He is imortal
@@quelemaia1112 actully, later on Z got killed by a Skelton so he’s not immortal timestamp: 8:37 (he got him back)
11:00 my friend laughing because of the 'instantly drowns' joke and then immediatly stops as soon as the rabbit dies.
Can I just swim up
Phillip
OOF
0:25 craftee: "I can milk myself oh fantastic!"
I mean...... you could've already :D
Wait. Hol' up.
That kinda 'sus'
AYO WHAT DID YOU SAYYY?
I already thought of that ;-;
@@skyvvo mmmm 'sus'
Niceeeeeeeeeee! This channel grows faster and bigger keep up the work craftee
I think we can all agree. Craftee would be an amazing parent
yes.. yes he would.
Yup😂❤️♥️
“I…rea- oh oyoyoyoooyoyoyoyooyyoooyaaaaaaay”
That made me laugh super hard😂
15:52
Same😂
“Which way is the surface??”
Turns a around and sees a creeper
“AHHH”
🤣🤣 I’m dead I love u
1:47
Bro I readed your comment and boom the thing you said happened
🤣 perfect timing
When craffee eating the zombie, skeleton shoot and hide😂
Fun Fact: This was the first Craftee video I watched. It was funny so I subscribed to him
I love the way craftee knows the best memes and puns and even bothers to use them in his AWESOME VIDS
puns are so underrated in humor. I'm glad you appreciate them as well.
I don’t get it
When craftee uploads you know it’s going to be a good day
Your correct
Shut up
OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!!
OR ELSE I'M GONNA FIND YOU.,.
@@TheRealChannelling how about you shut up, stop sending hate comments, shush your big mouth. And leave them alone and go whine and nag on karens
WHA
Craftee: I can milk my self
Every kid who is watching and doesn't know what that means: wow he so smart wow 👏
Adults: wow this channel is Adult friendly too
C u m
@@RubyPiec A y o
@@RubyPiec b r u h
Thats funny that craftee wants to be a cow so he can milk him himself
@@RubyPiec n o
I'm a big fan I subscribe your videos 😎😎😎
Craftee : whats the worst that can happen
Also craftee: screams from enderman
“I can milk myself”
tbh it sounds extremely sus
:trollege:
lol
He saw so mush xvi..
@ yup
Why sus?
"I Can Milk Myself"
Me : "Haha, Wait Wha-"
Edit : Yoo Thx For The Like, And Oh My God Thats so Many Reply
Wait he's a mal-
SUSSY BAKA
What the hel
@@Ironclad1776 c🥛m
@@prabirkirtania4175 no. WHY YOU SAY THA-
Alex milks him alot
1:06 RATATEEE RATATAAAAA😂😂😂
"YOU GET IT CUZ IM A COW"
This is the first time i've actually laughed at one of Craftees puns.
The aggressiveness 😭
Hehehe
17:44 Craftee : Hey a spoon me : Ah Yes the spoon of blue the spoon that is blue the greatess tool for digging dirt.
LOL ITS A HOE NOT A SPOON LOL
@@jhoellieneflores1621 It’s a shovel?
but black spoon tho
hey it’s like kids spoon LOL
Shovel are for sand and gravel too.
10:59 bunny didn't want to live with the same world with craftee
Yea😂😂😂😂
Lol😂
@@learnwithsukkum4804😊
Videos are so good❤
Craftee : If only there’s something that I can put my fire out but there’s nothing to put my fire out!
Me : there’s water right behind you?!
Craftee: "i can milk myself!"
Me: i- uh- h- **dies**
LOL BRO RIPPP
Lol
r.i.p.
LOL RIP
@@AlterL1ght AH
This is the first ever Craftee vid i watched.. and this is my most favorite one.. Keep up the good work Mr. Craftee.. Love your vids!!💖❤️🔥
Me too！！！！！！
1:13
1:29
16:45
@@iambigbrotherden weather I hate the weather
Craftee: I guess I can just milk myself😩
Guess he really took the “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” to a whole new level
lol
lol
Lol
Nsjj
Is
.ruclips.net/video/u3cT3M02mGg/видео.html
RUclips: This is fine
Someone: says heck
RUclips: 😡 delete channel 😡
When you realize where he got the milk on his body
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jasmine Freeman 2 replies and 11 likes let’s gooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@@stillthinkingofaname6326 name yourself "Square's, Triangle's and Circle's Child"
Aw I love craftee's little giggle it's so cute! I'm in love with craftee!
Craftee: I can milk my self
Me: what did he say
I UNDERSTAND AHAHAHHA
children's mind these days are so damn dirty.
dont be dirty minded
CRAFTEE JUST SAID CAN I EAT BUNNYS THEN HE JUST LAUGHING🤣
11:00
I swear the timing was hilarious
Rip bunny tho
(I know it’s a rabbit)
hunch Gibb hknbhjlnhjkljkkkjjk2022
“I can milk myself”
Me: I’m sorry what?!
Also thought that 😳😳😳
@@liisa4433 what is she saying?
@@Deactivate-x1o she’s just saying sex and live streams that are talking about sex if anyone wants to join and then report them so RUclips dosen’t have to have too much heated ppl.
P.S. : why can’t you just use translate to English 0w0
@@Moemoepoin cu- …never mind😃
@@liisa4433 Shut it you BOT!!
I LOVE your videos Craftee, but I cannot make this comment long since there are not enough words to explain how much I love your video…❤
I like how he's so chill with one heart
Craftee: I can milk myself!
Me knowing that male cows don't produce milk: sus
Minecraft has no logic and I’m very sure Minecraft has zero logic i’m sorry if this is rude to you if it is
If i say this i die
Yeh, that's weird...and he even wasn't a cow...
SUS
actually all male animals can make a different tipe of milk
Craftee: I guess I just drink myself
Me: Does that count as cannibalism
No wa I had Noe I dea it was joke
OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!!
OR ELSE I'M GONNA FIND YOU!!!
New craftee name *MooTree*
@@allecdechavez7919 yea
Actually technically WE EAT OURSELVES EVERYDAY :3
"you ever been to Minecraft and be like wow that horse looks tasty. me neither" 🔥
How I think the textures of the edible mobs would be: Cow: just like steak, Pig: just like porkchops, Chicken: just like chicken, Iron Golem: hard and crunchy, Creeper: Soft and spicy, Zombie: Tender and juicy, Skeleton: Hallow on the inside and crunchy on the outside, Spider: squishy and fluffy🤮, Enderman: Rough and leathery, Blaze: Crunchy and hot, Ghast: Juicy and puffy, Ender Dragon: Crispy and hard, Any I missed? comment below 🙂 Tell me what you think their textures would be 😃
‘Yes, thank you, I would like to order a Spicy Creeper Drink, with Zombie Popping Pearls.’
ENDERMENZ ARE MY FAVZ!!
I have a enderman plush
I'd imagine the spiders as kinda soft and pop when you eat them (like real spiders), and I think the ghasts are like marshmallows if they were spicy and moist
"Hmmm, let me see, ah yes, may I have a little overcooked zombie. And a blaze for a side dish. For drinks, I would like a spider juice. Thank you very much!"
"hey now i can milk myself"
-craftee 2021
“Craftee utters”
-also craftee 2021
Sue
Esu
But is it yellow water? Or red water?
@@puppy_love4018 its...... lets just say its diamond water.
YES THIS IS MY FAV! I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU WHEN YOU HAD 500K SUBS!
@@laurayus9882 bro...
10:24 OMG WHY?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THAT IS TOO FUNNY CRAFTEE!
I realized how sus it sounds when he says he can milk himself
Haha 😂
Mhhhm milk mhhhm reproduction mhhhmm
O-0
C*m
TRUE
Craftee: I kind of want to keep these guys they’re all kind of cute
Also Craftee: eats all of them
So... is everyone just going to ignore the fact that he can "milk" himself
Ye i suddenly dirty minded bc of what he said
...
Ummm…..
Umm…. I hope I do forget it
Same man
Craftee: I kinda don't wanna have armor for the whole video!
Also Craftee: **makes armor**
LOL
The commentary is too amazing so that I never feel bore☺️
Me: (Drinking milk while watching Craftee)
Craftee: "I Can Milk my self"
Me: *I won't Drink Milk Again*
Same
From this day onward the milk bucket shall be known as the bucket o' semen😂
It's Actually C#m. Not Milk.
@@cummulator9000 that happened to me lol please don't look at me 😅
jesus he sus bro craffe sus he kill animals and mobs
"You don't mess with pigs, man."
Y_Y
Vegan teacher be like:
Lol
Lol Vegan teacher
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Charlie Rochford huh????
I Love the colour blue
at the beginning:
craftee: *eats edible cow*
craftee: * arm turns in to part cow
me: getting flashbacks of bugsnax
me: oh no
Ex 🎈
XD I remember that lol!
[bugsnax]
*Gets flashbacks of hentai*
Oh no...
where
“milk myself”
THAT’S A BIT SUSSY
And scary and S U SS Y
He's gonna drink cu- you know cu-
@@badge5112 m.
Sus🤨📸
Thats not a milk😲😳
Craftee Always Finds A Way Of Making Everyone's Day Better 🤩
*He's Inspired Me To Create My Own RUclips Channel! He's My Inspiration 🧡*
this is a lie
@@wearebreakingup YEA cuz this Bot is soo annoying.......
@@laurayus9882 BRUH STOOOOOOOOOP
Shut up bot
Bruh
The last video of craftee og voice😢
Craftee: I’m speeedy, look at meeee-e
**hits iron golem and dies**
Well looks I wasn’t fast enough
robux0
3feysudyf
Duetcf
Frusyd
Fjf6dhffv
From tnt
To Hearts
To arrows
NOW EATING EVERYTHING MOB?
THIS IS BEYOND CURSE
well thats the reason i subscribed you can only find these random things in Craftee's channel
@@laurayus9882 BRUH
12:48 craftee: what's the worst that could happen Enderman: AHHHH
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You’re awesome! Please share the mods
ض١١
It is not a mod it is an addon and there custom designed by his team of witch I am a part of
However
I may be able to talk him into something like that
Also that thing about cereal is very true he eats my cereal
Crafted has been growing rapidly keep it up and I had been watching him from when he had 60 thousand subs
@@laurayus9882 stop
@@laurayus9882 guess ima reply everywhere
@@laurayus9882 again...
is it just me or is the "Craftee Milk" and "Let me eat you" sounds like it has another meaning😭😭
People: endermens make sounds to annoy us
The truth: They say “Hey!” And “What’s up?”
For some reason the link seems sus so I won’t click it
@@carsoneck1812 it a song
If you reverse it will say hey and what's up
Don't forget "look for the eye"
Yeah I have heard of it
Even though your kind of loud, when ever I watch your videos,I fall asleep 💤
When you were scared of the creeper I just can’t stop laughing 😂
6 59 when he said Skelton in a very very British voicd
@@imthebiggestgigachad jhbfvbvg
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6:59
3:42
Craftee “haha i’m in a weird mood”
*me and my bestie still on ft at 3am going crazy*
this may or may not have been posted at 5:30 am btw ur content is amazing keep it up!
ngl i don’t really know what on earth i was doing up at 5:30 am on a school night last week but what happened happened and i can’t really say much loll
Another Amazing Craftee content ! Keep up the good work !
Same with me XD
Yes 👍 ✅ 👌
P😊
Craftee:Da Wuh uh
Me:Guys Craftee's laging🤣
Craftee: you know I won't wear armor this time
Craftee: obviously I think its "ARMOR" time
Hi
YESSS!! THATS what I WAS GOING to SAY
Past Craftee: I Dont Want to Wear Armor
Future Craftee: *Wears Armor And Complains That He Is Under prepared*
LOL
OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!!
OR ELSE I'M GONNA FIND YOU.,.,...
Weird Mood?! Equals = Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂 1:52
We need this craftee 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
“I can milk myself “ that kinda sus
Ikr
@@laurayus9882 da fuq
Sus
@@Stormy120 Hablos espanish
does he drink his own c@#
Next: Minecraft but we get any custom item and hearts by painting them
Or Minecraft but we can dream of any item even the infinity gauntlet
Good as always
Cydycfb
Du
Craftie: goes into the lava because he doesn’t want to get killed by a piglen brute
The piglen brute: wtf why did he go in the lava!?!?
Also I’m sorry if I misspelled piglen
"For only 70 easy payments for $19.97!" Was that a Deltarune reference?
Once I was in a village and every time the farmer planted a crop I picked it lol
the farmer: I SWEAR TO THE IRON GOLEM YOU LITTLE-
Oh I would when I stop adding the powerfulist mob ever the wither storm!!! Mwhahahahaha
@@gldenwildcraft9325 oh I would destroy the village
I will destroy the village with the wither storm🎼🎼🎼🎼
@@cherylhollister7592 nothing like fresh tnt.
in every house.
with villagers trapped.
with tnt chained.
did i mention theres 8 tnt in each house?
7:54 never seen someone happy to see baby zombie
Hands up if you think craftee is the best minecraft player 👋👋
✋
👋
🖐🤚✋🖐🤚✋✋✋✋🤚✋🤚✋🖐🤚🙋♀️🤚✋🖐🤚🖐✋🖐✋🧤🤭✌👍✋🤭🙋♀️
OFC 🖐️
Craftee oId be
craftee: I could milk myself!
me: sus amogs
Sussy baka
Fishing gear called the master baiter
‘-‘
@Luis and mina da zpookiz umm long story
It starts with a c 😔
-999,999,999 social credit for posting amogus, unfunny.
Craftee: We’ll get some- *AAAAA* Food real quick!
Also craftee: *has raw rabbit in his inventory*
Thanks for the one like
9 likes
@@lve_val so pro 9 likes DaMN stfu
@@lve_val now 13
14 now
Craftee not caring that he has a pig step disk in his inventory LOL
Eres el mundo de las maravillas
AT 6:52 that’s Craffte’s real accent
I love the way he randomly rolls his 'R's
This takes the saying: “You are what you eat to a new level”
Hi bob
Why did he use a ender pearl instead of just using the enderman power? Lol
I don’t know
Nobody knowz
Cuz yes
The ender pearl arches and the power goes straight
。欸自由欸產業及哦誒昂，按欸偶是，
11:00 he just committed not live anymore
"Minecraft but you can eat mobs"
The cow: But I already can be eaten.
LOL
Also pig and chicken: am I a joke to you?
11:27 me thinking that craftee wpuld make a great dad: yes
Me after seeing him try to burn Z to death: nevermind
you. xd
A least he didn't kill z ... Nevermind
hmm lets spice the word would up to wpuld.
him: ima have a comment with wpuld
0:25 "I can milk myself fantastic!"
💀
Crafty man, crafty man does whatever the Craftee man does
Can we have a hardcore series with this