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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @askephaloshipper
    @askephaloshipper 3 года назад +7

    Craftee: hm what way was the surface?
    Crepper: i know!
    1:47

  • @morediceissuperpower1824
    @morediceissuperpower1824 Год назад +20

    8:37 Pet Zombie didn't want to live in the same world as Skeleton

    • @morediceissuperpower1824
      @morediceissuperpower1824 Год назад +5

      20:24 20:25 Pet Zombie didn't want to live in the same world as Zombie

    • @jasonmccoy6618
      @jasonmccoy6618 6 месяцев назад +2

      Because the other one was the same as mine

    • @Haccker46789
      @Haccker46789 Месяц назад +1

      6:54

    • @Haccker46789
      @Haccker46789 Месяц назад

      8:06 8:07 8:07 8:09 8:09 8:09 8:10 8:10 8:10 8:11 8:11 8:11 8:11 8:12 8:12 8:12 8:13 8:13 8:13 8:14 8:14 8:15 8:15 8:16 8:16 8:16

  • @ditraali7312
    @ditraali7312 3 года назад +71

    "I Can Milk Myself"
    Me : "Haha, Wait Wha-"
    Edit : Yoo Thx For The Like, And Oh My God Thats so Many Reply

    • @Ironclad1776
      @Ironclad1776 3 года назад +3

      Wait he's a mal-
      SUSSY BAKA

    • @Jing1-o5d
      @Jing1-o5d 3 года назад +1

      What the hel

    • @prabirkirtania4175
      @prabirkirtania4175 3 года назад +6

      @@Ironclad1776 c🥛m

    • @notz788
      @notz788 3 года назад

      @@prabirkirtania4175 no. WHY YOU SAY THA-

    • @paul-ye3ut
      @paul-ye3ut 3 года назад +1

      Alex milks him alot

  • @sokatheyesopen4952
    @sokatheyesopen4952 2 года назад +10

    He can milk himself...
    ...have extra hearts...
    ...run fast...explode...
    Have slow falling...
    ...poison...
    ...and idk what else 🙃🙂

  • @Wrst9
    @Wrst9 3 года назад +33

    0:25 craftee: "I can milk myself oh fantastic!"
    I mean...... you could've already :D

    • @RayAdams69420
      @RayAdams69420 3 года назад +4

      Wait. Hol' up.

    • @mckyle3872
      @mckyle3872 3 года назад +3

      That kinda 'sus'

    • @skyvvo
      @skyvvo 3 года назад +1

      AYO WHAT DID YOU SAYYY?

    • @-d3ni3m-76
      @-d3ni3m-76 3 года назад

      I already thought of that ;-;

    • @mckyle3872
      @mckyle3872 3 года назад

      @@skyvvo mmmm 'sus'

  • @Meli07Moon
    @Meli07Moon 3 года назад +128

    Craftee: "I can milk myself!"
    Me: 🧐

  • @justsomeone8837
    @justsomeone8837 3 года назад +22

    10:59 bunny didn't want to live with the same world with craftee

  • @koushyparwani9908
    @koushyparwani9908 2 года назад +32

    How to download this mode

    • @marius2014idk
      @marius2014idk 7 месяцев назад +1

      He asks about how you do it

    • @caitlinparkison7137
      @caitlinparkison7137 7 месяцев назад +1

      Plus crafty EE and I love your jokes is so funny. I always laugh at it.

    • @fraanvas3869
      @fraanvas3869 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hola quién eres quién eres quién

    • @alizzan4963
      @alizzan4963 5 месяцев назад

      The cat is sad coz it’s not getting likes
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           /` ミ_xノ
           /      |
          /  ヽ   ノ
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    • @XTech-lv6em
      @XTech-lv6em 5 месяцев назад

      🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • @yana4447
    @yana4447 3 года назад +8

    12:08 *Craftee trying to get Z's attention*
    12:10
    Also Craftee: **Almost killed his bodyguard**

    • @quelemaia1112
      @quelemaia1112 2 года назад

      He is imortal

    • @gotmy3dprintedreddiamondpl586
      @gotmy3dprintedreddiamondpl586 2 года назад

      @@quelemaia1112 actully, later on Z got killed by a Skelton so he’s not immortal timestamp: 8:37 (he got him back)

  • @cryptoblack5
    @cryptoblack5 3 года назад +107

    “I can milk myself”
    tbh it sounds extremely sus

  • @S0und1ngB3tter
    @S0und1ngB3tter 3 года назад +8

    Craftee: uploads
    All of his fans: *clicks faster then sonic can run*

  • @Flame-i6m
    @Flame-i6m Год назад +2

    I Love the colour blue

  • @glitch1786
    @glitch1786 3 года назад +21

    "I can milk my self"
    Mojang: I'm not sure if that's milk or not

  • @matthebee
    @matthebee 3 года назад +4

    1:07 best audio ever...
    19:07 Well That's Not A Fortunate..
    20:53 I'd Like Some Edible Dragon Head Please.

  • @imaswagclown4139
    @imaswagclown4139 3 года назад +16

    0:05
    Creeper: uhh I'm not here your just seeing stuff *backs away*

  • @renatodoesstuff
    @renatodoesstuff Год назад +1

    11:00 he just committed not live anymore

  • @justinaedrianoledan2852
    @justinaedrianoledan2852 3 года назад +6

    0:25 "I can milk myself fantastic!"

  • @lexi.iixoxo
    @lexi.iixoxo 3 года назад +7

    ‘We’ve got a little skeleton’ sounded so british 6:53

  • @mlgbabygamer5072
    @mlgbabygamer5072 3 года назад +13

    First

  • @Haccker46789
    @Haccker46789 Месяц назад +1

    AT 6:52 that’s Craffte’s real accent

  • @Czian
    @Czian 3 года назад +33

    Me: (Drinking milk while watching Craftee)
    Craftee: "I Can Milk my self"
    Me: *I won't Drink Milk Again*

    • @goldenbiesreh3403
      @goldenbiesreh3403 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @thatdumbdude3104
      @thatdumbdude3104 3 года назад +1

      From this day onward the milk bucket shall be known as the bucket o' semen😂

    • @cummulator9000
      @cummulator9000 3 года назад +1

      It's Actually C#m. Not Milk.

    • @theKingofDragons420
      @theKingofDragons420 3 года назад +1

      @@cummulator9000 that happened to me lol please don't look at me 😅

    • @meilinbikachoi4164
      @meilinbikachoi4164 3 года назад +1

      jesus he sus bro craffe sus he kill animals and mobs

  • @qwerty14672
    @qwerty14672 3 года назад +38

    “milk myself”
    THAT’S A BIT SUSSY

  • @lmmli324
    @lmmli324 3 года назад +22

    17:44 Craftee : Hey a spoon me : Ah Yes the spoon of blue the spoon that is blue the greatess tool for digging dirt.

  • @stephenbrown6808
    @stephenbrown6808 Год назад +10

    Hands up if you think craftee is the best minecraft player 👋👋

  • @MetraEverythingProductions
    @MetraEverythingProductions 3 года назад +25

    Craftee: I can milk my self
    Every kid who is watching and doesn't know what that means: wow he so smart wow 👏
    Adults: wow this channel is Adult friendly too

  • @slooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
    @slooooooooooooooooooooooooooom 3 года назад +58

    1:07 best music of 2021! Can we get a 10 hour version?😂

  • @depth9634
    @depth9634 3 года назад +21

    “I…rea- oh oyoyoyoooyoyoyoyooyyoooyaaaaaaay”
    That made me laugh super hard😂
    15:52

  • @TheMemeKing749
    @TheMemeKing749 2 года назад +41

    13:00
    For those who don’t know why that ender man wasn’t moving it’s because if you don’t break eye contact it will just stand there shaking. If you stare long enough it will just teleport away. The mistake most players make is breaking eye contact as soon as they see it’s agrovated

  • @Brightifyisthebest
    @Brightifyisthebest 3 года назад +12

    Craftee Always Finds A Way Of Making Everyone's Day Better 🤩
    *He's Inspired Me To Create My Own RUclips Channel! He's My Inspiration 🧡*

  • @Hatetthx
    @Hatetthx 3 года назад +39

    “I can milk myself “ that kinda sus

  • @Noitas
    @Noitas 3 года назад +4

    1:18 wait... If your a male then... What was the white stu-

  • @GachaEdits
    @GachaEdits 2 года назад +7

    My fav moments (I’ll edit) 11:00 11:05 11:50 (look to the right) 12:06 12:17 12:29 12:50 14:06 15:06 15:51 16:18 (finale 16:48)

  • @Krystal_Dragonsx
    @Krystal_Dragonsx 3 года назад +63

    “I can milk myself”
    Me: I’m sorry what?!

    • @Moemoepoi
      @Moemoepoi 3 года назад +1

      Also thought that 😳😳😳

    • @Deactivate-x1o
      @Deactivate-x1o 3 года назад

      @@liisa4433 what is she saying?

    • @user-bx3cw3ss1h
      @user-bx3cw3ss1h 3 года назад +3

      @@Deactivate-x1o she’s just saying sex and live streams that are talking about sex if anyone wants to join and then report them so RUclips dosen’t have to have too much heated ppl.
      P.S. : why can’t you just use translate to English 0w0

    • @Krystal_Dragonsx
      @Krystal_Dragonsx 3 года назад +1

      @@Moemoepoi cu- …never mind😃

    • @telykk
      @telykk 3 года назад +2

      @@liisa4433 Shut it you BOT!!

  • @meshosworld6520
    @meshosworld6520 3 года назад +48

    I can’t stop laughing about the British accent

    • @TrixMC
      @TrixMC 3 года назад +1

      XD

    • @TrixMC
      @TrixMC 3 года назад +1

      When was it I think I missed it

    • @zanndt
      @zanndt 3 года назад

      I like dogs yeah

    • @danieldenholm7328
      @danieldenholm7328 3 года назад

      It sounded like an Aussie accent

    • @BWSt.officialYTB_v2
      @BWSt.officialYTB_v2 3 года назад

      @@TrixMC ruclips.net/video/xJdvvpYxrqo/видео.html
      Screaming Beaver

  • @gaurikamat
    @gaurikamat 3 года назад +22

    Intro be like: *”Ahhh what a yummy creeper”*

    • @TrixMC
      @TrixMC 3 года назад

      If u eat a creeper ur fart I gonna BLOW
      get it?
      Never gonna give you up

    • @gaurikamat
      @gaurikamat 3 года назад

      @@TrixMC RICK ASTLEY.
      Read more...

    • @TrixMC
      @TrixMC 3 года назад

      @@gaurikamat I ain't pressing that read more bud

    • @gaurikamat
      @gaurikamat 3 года назад

      @@TrixMC Read more...

    • @gaurikamat
      @gaurikamat 3 года назад

      @@TrixMCRead more...

  • @stammanmoth-1276
    @stammanmoth-1276 2 месяца назад

    19:08 bro was flabbergasted

  • @zombifiedbailey15
    @zombifiedbailey15 3 года назад +51

    Craftee: "i can milk myself!"
    Me: i- uh- h- **dies**

  • @marcjaworskyj4766
    @marcjaworskyj4766 2 года назад +6

    CRAFTEE JUST SAID CAN I EAT BUNNYS THEN HE JUST LAUGHING🤣

    • @LabyrinthFunkinDev
      @LabyrinthFunkinDev 2 года назад

      11:00
      I swear the timing was hilarious
      Rip bunny tho
      (I know it’s a rabbit)

    • @baxanommer5829
      @baxanommer5829 2 года назад

      hunch Gibb hknbhjlnhjkljkkkjjk2022

  • @fakehanzu1615
    @fakehanzu1615 3 года назад +17

    "I Can milk myself"
    -Craftee
    "This Is My Kingdom Come"
    -Me

    • @bhogan62
      @bhogan62 3 года назад +2

      Coom

    • @tommywoody8581
      @tommywoody8581 2 года назад +2

      Crafty I got a thing for you if you log on my server then you come to my store my Minecraft store can you find custom hearts but you have to go fast I want to spawn about the Ender dragons and put you in survival mode

    • @tommywoody8581
      @tommywoody8581 2 года назад +2

      I can explode

  • @EmP900
    @EmP900 Год назад +8

    13:53 Craftee! The reason the last enderman you killed to get your edible enderman is if you look directly at the right eye of the enderman it stops moving then you slowly back away till its head lowers and then you... Well.. RUN! Just a fact you should know 😊😅 ( I’ve been watching allot of Minecraft videos and learnt it )

  • @blockythecube
    @blockythecube 3 года назад +38

    Craftee: eats cow
    Me: how is this different
    Craftee: looks at power of cow
    Me: oh
    Me: OH

  • @totallynotray7867
    @totallynotray7867 3 года назад +4

    From tnt
    To Hearts
    To arrows
    NOW EATING EVERYTHING MOB?
    THIS IS BEYOND CURSE
    well thats the reason i subscribed you can only find these random things in Craftee's channel

  • @Vlyg11
    @Vlyg11 3 года назад +5

    16:42 craftee: ooh q chest kinda garbage if you ask me
    Chest: HAS PIGSTEP

  • @pragneshgsoni
    @pragneshgsoni 2 года назад +1

    What about an edible warden

  • @seanyao4784
    @seanyao4784 3 года назад +36

    11:00 my friend laughing because of the 'instantly drowns' joke and then immediatly stops as soon as the rabbit dies.

  • @explicitteapot1927
    @explicitteapot1927 3 года назад +155

    So... is everyone just going to ignore the fact that he can "milk" himself

  • @jarman5422
    @jarman5422 3 года назад +142

    Craftee: I can milk myself!
    Me knowing that male cows don't produce milk: sus

    • @NuMIoH
      @NuMIoH 3 года назад +2

      Minecraft has no logic and I’m very sure Minecraft has zero logic i’m sorry if this is rude to you if it is

    • @onesadcomputer
      @onesadcomputer 3 года назад

      If i say this i die

    • @saturn_6650
      @saturn_6650 3 года назад

      Yeh, that's weird...and he even wasn't a cow...

    • @plantowfamtv9313
      @plantowfamtv9313 3 года назад +1

      SUS

    • @stoutishvoice4185
      @stoutishvoice4185 3 года назад +3

      actually all male animals can make a different tipe of milk

  • @evie_playz_uwu
    @evie_playz_uwu 8 месяцев назад +2

  • @DapperMelon144
    @DapperMelon144 3 года назад +37

    How I think the textures of the edible mobs would be: Cow: just like steak, Pig: just like porkchops, Chicken: just like chicken, Iron Golem: hard and crunchy, Creeper: Soft and spicy, Zombie: Tender and juicy, Skeleton: Hallow on the inside and crunchy on the outside, Spider: squishy and fluffy🤮, Enderman: Rough and leathery, Blaze: Crunchy and hot, Ghast: Juicy and puffy, Ender Dragon: Crispy and hard, Any I missed? comment below 🙂 Tell me what you think their textures would be 😃

    • @txaggyraf
      @txaggyraf 3 года назад +4

      ‘Yes, thank you, I would like to order a Spicy Creeper Drink, with Zombie Popping Pearls.’

    • @cutesy-1080p
      @cutesy-1080p 3 года назад +1

      ENDERMENZ ARE MY FAVZ!!

    • @love_bees
      @love_bees 3 года назад +1

      I have a enderman plush

    • @eggnog8936
      @eggnog8936 3 года назад +1

      I'd imagine the spiders as kinda soft and pop when you eat them (like real spiders), and I think the ghasts are like marshmallows if they were spicy and moist

    • @ritub4425
      @ritub4425 2 года назад +1

      "Hmmm, let me see, ah yes, may I have a little overcooked zombie. And a blaze for a side dish. For drinks, I would like a spider juice. Thank you very much!"

  • @nuxhd6376
    @nuxhd6376 3 года назад +7

    "YOU GET IT CUZ IM A COW"
    This is the first time i've actually laughed at one of Craftees puns.
    The aggressiveness 😭

  • @viramoureux
    @viramoureux 3 года назад +177

    "You don't mess with pigs, man."
    Y_Y

    • @saulter
      @saulter 3 года назад +10

      Vegan teacher be like:

    • @Cat-sc9yc
      @Cat-sc9yc 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @Cat-sc9yc
      @Cat-sc9yc 3 года назад +5

      Lol Vegan teacher

    • @jasonaldworth7967
      @jasonaldworth7967 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Cat-ps6fb
      @Cat-ps6fb 3 года назад +2

      @Charlie Rochford huh????

  • @EdsonCuevas-e4s
    @EdsonCuevas-e4s 5 месяцев назад +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤
    MINECRAFT

  • @LoCraftMusic
    @LoCraftMusic 3 года назад +19

    I enjoy this story mode a lot ! 🥰🙌

  • @adrianquiroz6528
    @adrianquiroz6528 3 года назад +20

    Craftee: I can milk my self
    Me: what did he say

    • @soup196
      @soup196 3 года назад +1

      I UNDERSTAND AHAHAHHA

    • @literallycat3103
      @literallycat3103 3 года назад +2

      children's mind these days are so damn dirty.

    • @Meggy_fanfr
      @Meggy_fanfr 3 года назад +2

      dont be dirty minded

  • @Icesandwich__1
    @Icesandwich__1 3 года назад +17

    When craftee uploads you know it’s going to be a good day

  • @elliottclaassen
    @elliottclaassen Год назад +1

    Now there we know he is parker games 16:01

  • @_rainydayzyt._.
    @_rainydayzyt._. 3 года назад +99

    Guess he really took the “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” to a whole new level

  • @pump6077
    @pump6077 3 года назад +18

    Craftee:eats mobs
    Cannibals: *right that down,right that down!*

  • @belugacat4479
    @belugacat4479 3 года назад +4

    "I can milk my self" me: I am innocent okay nothing to worry about me. Me:having a dirty minded problem*

  • @TheRealJoJoSins_YT
    @TheRealJoJoSins_YT 8 месяцев назад +1

    “I’m going to milk myself” craftee 2021

  • @mahasamurtbassnett4273
    @mahasamurtbassnett4273 3 года назад +13

    at the beginning:
    craftee: *eats edible cow*
    craftee: * arm turns in to part cow
    me: getting flashbacks of bugsnax
    me: oh no

  • @ihavenoideaforaname393
    @ihavenoideaforaname393 3 года назад +5

    7:54 never seen someone happy to see baby zombie

  • @KartWheelzz
    @KartWheelzz 3 года назад +32

    "hey now i can milk myself"
    -craftee 2021

  • @sokatheyesopen4952
    @sokatheyesopen4952 2 года назад +1

    He said "I can milk myself" I crashed I mean my slef crashed

  • @haiasiancuisine
    @haiasiancuisine 3 года назад +5

    Good as always

  • @Chrisgaming5975
    @Chrisgaming5975 3 года назад +27

    Craftee: I’m speeedy, look at meeee-e
    **hits iron golem and dies**
    Well looks I wasn’t fast enough

  • @cloudy4ever1
    @cloudy4ever1 2 года назад +58

    When you were scared of the creeper I just can’t stop laughing 😂

    • @imthebiggestgigachad
      @imthebiggestgigachad 2 года назад +1

      6 59 when he said Skelton in a very very British voicd

    • @loungyakonyak2034
      @loungyakonyak2034 2 года назад

      @@imthebiggestgigachad jhbfvbvg

    • @osmanmahammed1323
      @osmanmahammed1323 2 года назад +1

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    • @Misowme
      @Misowme 2 года назад

      6:59

    • @Misowme
      @Misowme 2 года назад +1

      3:42

  • @RestlessRblxPlayer
    @RestlessRblxPlayer Год назад +1

    "i can milk myself"
    Me: What the-

  • @charleyburks6403
    @charleyburks6403 3 года назад +48

    “Which way is the surface??”
    Turns a around and sees a creeper
    “AHHH”
    🤣🤣 I’m dead I love u

    • @lol-zi4if
      @lol-zi4if 3 года назад +2

      1:47

    • @raafat9406
      @raafat9406 3 года назад +4

      Bro I readed your comment and boom the thing you said happened

    • @charleyburks6403
      @charleyburks6403 2 года назад

      🤣 perfect timing

    • @Seelkadoomx
      @Seelkadoomx 16 дней назад

      When craffee eating the zombie, skeleton shoot and hide😂

  • @notz788
    @notz788 3 года назад +12

    "I can milk myself"
    Me:Funny-wait.. NO. NO. NO MY NEGATIVE MIND BACK A-
    *CAUGHT IN 4K*

  • @romannalovescookiesanimati6711
    @romannalovescookiesanimati6711 3 года назад +51

    People: endermens make sounds to annoy us
    The truth: They say “Hey!” And “What’s up?”

  • @user-i-luv-aois-food
    @user-i-luv-aois-food 2 года назад +18

    Dude when he gets a mob and it’s in his hand I just feel like it’s a plush 😂

  • @xxlili_gachagirlxx2810
    @xxlili_gachagirlxx2810 3 года назад +19

    I think we can all agree. Craftee would be an amazing parent

  • @RSFSR3
    @RSFSR3 3 года назад +8

    Craftee: I don't want to use armor the entire video 12:00 *puts on armor*

    • @marachartrand6545
      @marachartrand6545 2 года назад

      what

    • @prospectoridv
      @prospectoridv 2 года назад

      @@marachartrand6545 he's saying that craftee said he won't put on armor but then he puts on armor

  • @-cherry.the.bunny-
    @-cherry.the.bunny- 3 года назад +29

    Craftee: I guess I just drink myself
    Me: Does that count as cannibalism

  • @memetime3213
    @memetime3213 Год назад +36

    I like when craftee tried to give z rotten flesh "have some" *CANNIBALISM INTENSIFIES*

  • @adoobadoobee
    @adoobadoobee 3 года назад +17

    "oh wow i can milk myself!"
    me: 👁👄👁

    • @Pikachad.
      @Pikachad. 3 года назад +1

      I almost thinking it was cvm

    • @gone6442
      @gone6442 3 года назад

      He would have killed the villigers to trade with himself

    • @allieb8745
      @allieb8745 3 года назад +1

      👁💋👁

  • @bawklock
    @bawklock 3 года назад +25

    craftee: I could milk myself!
    me: sus amogs

    • @pling84
      @pling84 3 года назад +1

      Sussy baka

    • @sanstheskeleton2141
      @sanstheskeleton2141 3 года назад

      Fishing gear called the master baiter
      ‘-‘

    • @trackstar_low
      @trackstar_low 3 года назад

      @Luis and mina da zpookiz umm long story

    • @wendymarvell858
      @wendymarvell858 3 года назад

      It starts with a c 😔

    • @mixmenmix
      @mixmenmix 3 года назад

      -999,999,999 social credit for posting amogus, unfunny.

  • @darkraven338
    @darkraven338 3 года назад +21

    12:48 craftee: what's the worst that could happen Enderman: AHHHH

    • @darkraven338
      @darkraven338 3 года назад

      Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @akjacob7394
    @akjacob7394 Год назад +1

    15:50 "I... Rea- oh ohhhohooyoyoyoooeyoaaaoy"

  • @isuperfastlloyd5766
    @isuperfastlloyd5766 3 года назад +16

    When you realize where he got the milk on his body

  • @a_singular_nugget
    @a_singular_nugget 3 года назад +10

    11:27 me thinking that craftee wpuld make a great dad: yes
    Me after seeing him try to burn Z to death: nevermind

    • @dawidgaso5089
      @dawidgaso5089 3 года назад

      you. xd

    • @Kayvonreeee
      @Kayvonreeee 3 года назад

      A least he didn't kill z ... Nevermind

    • @bloxxeroonius
      @bloxxeroonius 3 года назад

      hmm lets spice the word would up to wpuld.
      him: ima have a comment with wpuld

  • @ZaraMozzie2
    @ZaraMozzie2 Год назад +1

    At 10:20 he dies of grossness

  • @Am4zlng.n
    @Am4zlng.n 3 года назад +36

    I realized how sus it sounds when he says he can milk himself

  • @prokingyt5266
    @prokingyt5266 3 года назад +4

    5:54 if u see invis like this

  • @renoclub9962
    @renoclub9962 3 года назад +7

    "Oh, you can milk yourself!"
    The boys: ;-)

  • @MaraForrest
    @MaraForrest 3 месяца назад +1

    Can you make a Craftsman can you ask the Creator that made Minecraft if you can make a craft demon

  • @TortolMaster
    @TortolMaster 3 года назад +5

    Craftee:Can I eat bunnies?
    *Bunny dies from falling to high-*
    *Craftee laughing*
    Craftee:Maybe I shouldn’t laugh-
    Me:That was crazy for a bunny to die by itself and it was FuNny

    • @prostitute8363
      @prostitute8363 3 года назад

      ..ruclips.net/video/u3cT3M02mGg/видео.html
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: says heck
      RUclips: 😡 delete channel 😡

  • @lve_val
    @lve_val 3 года назад +38

    Craftee: We’ll get some- *AAAAA* Food real quick!
    Also craftee: *has raw rabbit in his inventory*

  • @ivyivy.ivyivy
    @ivyivy.ivyivy 2 года назад +7

    Once I was in a village and every time the farmer planted a crop I picked it lol

    • @gldenwildcraft9325
      @gldenwildcraft9325 2 года назад +1

      the farmer: I SWEAR TO THE IRON GOLEM YOU LITTLE-

    • @cherylhollister7592
      @cherylhollister7592 2 года назад +1

      Oh I would when I stop adding the powerfulist mob ever the wither storm!!! Mwhahahahaha

    • @cherylhollister7592
      @cherylhollister7592 2 года назад

      @@gldenwildcraft9325 oh I would destroy the village

    • @cherylhollister7592
      @cherylhollister7592 2 года назад

      I will destroy the village with the wither storm🎼🎼🎼🎼

    • @williamexists2
      @williamexists2 2 года назад

      @@cherylhollister7592 nothing like fresh tnt.
      in every house.
      with villagers trapped.
      with tnt chained.
      did i mention theres 8 tnt in each house?

  • @kellywhitlock9207
    @kellywhitlock9207 Год назад +1

    cool

  • @zqim4519
    @zqim4519 3 года назад +5

    Craftee: *OM NYOM NYOM* wow this is delicious

  • @lilweynn
    @lilweynn 3 года назад +24

    "i can milk myself"
    -Craftee 2021

  • @alcoholism135
    @alcoholism135 3 года назад +10

    "I can milk myself!" :D
    Me: DIRTY MIND DIRTY MIND

  • @jonshiff
    @jonshiff 5 месяцев назад

    15:54 I loved the "I Rea- Oh ohhohooyoyoooeyoaaaoy oh I have fire resistance.

    • @jonshiff
      @jonshiff 5 месяцев назад

      Did you see when the pet zombie died? If you didn't: 'Pet zombie didn't want to live in the same world as skeleton'

  • @Spaince
    @Spaince 3 года назад +5

    Next video: Minecraft, but you can eat blocks

  • @Travels609
    @Travels609 3 года назад +9

    Craftee: you know I won't wear armor this time
    Craftee: obviously I think its "ARMOR" time

  • @ali-p1k9v
    @ali-p1k9v 8 месяцев назад

    Craftee:Da Wuh uh
    Me:Guys Craftee's laging🤣

  • @Siimplez
    @Siimplez 3 года назад +10

    Past Craftee: I Dont Want to Wear Armor
    Future Craftee: *Wears Armor And Complains That He Is Under prepared*

  • @sl1mee_frxgg
    @sl1mee_frxgg 3 года назад +20

    I don’t think he noticed when he said “I’m going to drink my milk now” how friggin weird that sounded! I also might just be really dirty minded but yeah

    • @Moemoepoi
      @Moemoepoi 3 года назад +1

      Dont worry, I thought it too