TIMESTAMPS 0:00 - L E G S (L E G S 1) 1:04 - A R M S (L E G S 2) 2:14 - T O R S O (L E G S 3) 3:06 - H E A D (L E G S 4) 4:04 - B O D Y (L E G S 5) 4:37 - Flop 7:14 - Public Bathroom Simulator 8:28 - RIP greentitan13 8:48 - The Chill Diner 9:17 - The Chill Elevator 9:53 - AlbertStuff - Call Me Maybe
I like how alberts humour is disturbing funny and concerning because whenever I feel sad Albert makes me laugh Its just hilarious I can't help but laugh at Albert😂😂😂
Your gonna be here for a long time Keep going Still goin Almost there Your close If you made it this far your a champ ~flamingo screaming~ Too close to the end Your literally a rockstar rn :D Congrats! You made it to the end. 👇
@@ilovejellies-ahh I don't know if this is a ability I have but I can resume my dreams like when I go to sleep I can resume a dream that I've had before
Albert: Sees simple L e g game. Albert: Joins game Music starts blasting in Alberts ears and he flinches, and quickly takes of headphones while the beat is still dropping. Music: LEGGGSSSS LEGGGGGSSSSS WAHS ON THE MENU🎶😘
albert: i’m gonna kill your noob me: No Plsss albert i won’t call you stupid again :(. alberts wife: EY ALBERT YOUR GOING HOME BECAUSE YOUR KILLING KIDS albert: sorry mom i hava to kill the kids like 100 people. alberts wife: we hava to break up :(. albert: oh :(
How the heck should I know..... I would Marie albert (jk lol) But I think he has a girl friend IDK WHO \_(•~•)_/ or her/his name lol :3 Maybe just goooooooogle ;)
Albert! I found a myth account. They were at chucks place about five minutes ago and was saying (Derek, I have planted the last bug) and stuff like that. (They were also saying: and I need to talk to chuck about a... (Oh what was it?) A gas leak.) Can u investigate this? They are called w3lc0m5. The interesting thing is, I found another account. (I can't find it again >:() and it had the same clothes and the about was all of the things he said at chucks house.
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
if Albert followed his gut, he'd probably be in maximum security prison.
Fr😭
yeah
I agree
Its easy to escape with his skill
Yep
“Sometimes your biggest enemy is yourself”
Inspirational Speech From Albert
Basicaly sucide people
/e salute
/e salute
/e salute
/e salute
albert: *shows the call me baby video*
me: *remembers that from albertsstuff*
also me: *dies from nostalgia*
Thank you sir, you never forgot about Albertsstuff.
I was just watching AlbertsStuff videos 😔
LuigiFan04 oh I remember that so well when I would play ROBLOX all the time
100th like uwu
Remember when he cussed :>
L E G S --> A R M S --> T O R S O --> H E A D --> B O D Y --> E N D --> Flop --> Public Bathroom Simulator --> The Chill Diner --> The Chill Elevator
what
and
why is so do you? uh um
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@@sIugish w h a t
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“Is this a crime scene”
“It will be when I’m done with it”
*sigh*
Albert sometimes I worry about you
XD I know right
honestly same XD
So sad XD
Albert: "Is jail really that bad?"
O_o
How dare you think that surely that is not what he meant
Flamingo in real life: totally a normal person
Flamingo in his filming room: completely loses his mind
:3
:3
Furry bad
xD
LPS Jaylee 😘
Maybe he’s just being a different person to entertain us.
That’s probably the case.
I love how Albert rips mannequin heads for fun
Same
Legs: exist
Metatton Ex: I'll take ur entire stock
UT Fans: i heard you were talking about undertale
Death by glamour intensifies
I’m sorry but I don’t get it
@@Earnie1 Search up mettaton ex
@@edwinv1464 I know who metatton Ex is but I don’t know why he would want legos?
"This game might be disturbing"
Me: oh, I'm used to that while watching flamingo.
Yep
Yeah
Ł Ė H G Š Å H R M Š
Yes it is disturbing but funny to watch this :|
Exactly
Me; Imagine how many body parts are in albert's room.
why did i laugh at this
Lol XD
Hi
Hello oh
XD probably a lot but funny 😆
TIMESTAMPS
0:00 - L E G S (L E G S 1)
1:04 - A R M S (L E G S 2)
2:14 - T O R S O (L E G S 3)
3:06 - H E A D (L E G S 4)
4:04 - B O D Y (L E G S 5)
4:37 - Flop
7:14 - Public Bathroom Simulator
8:28 - RIP greentitan13
8:48 - The Chill Diner
9:17 - The Chill Elevator
9:53 - AlbertStuff - Call Me Maybe
how get the youtube logo thing
@@27k_starz emoji icon
L E G S (LEGS1
A R M S (L E G S 2)
T O R S O (LEGS 3)
H E A D (LEGS 4
I dead 0:26
L e g s
"is jail really that bad?" -becomes criminal cutely-
JackoPanda lol
Lol I was reading this right when he said it
*comfy Sunday has entered the chat*
You like Albert?
Sharky m8 me too lol
Albert: oh, is that blood?
girls: EXUSE ME????
I am surprised this isn’t popular yet
@@jadeyn2397 me to
@@jadeyn2397 owo
@@jadeyn2397 bruh, it isnt even a good comment tho.
Mr_jack33 🤣😂😭
Him: that's disturbing...
Also him: I was hoping for blood
Br0ken S0u1 ;-;
Lol
Albert: is that blood?
Anyone over the age of 13: O_o
BananaBread 438b it was in a odd place Xd but it’s lit just the torso
BananaBread 438b what happens at 14
0:00 Legs
1:04 Arms
2:14 Torso
3:06 Head
4:04 Body
4:42 Flop
7:16 PBRS
8:55 The Chill Diner
9:20 The Chill Elevator
Thanks mate😂
the torso is really sussy because theres something in the "hole"
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L E G S A R M S T O R S O H E A D B O D Y
2:58 “oh, is that blood?”
His mind: LMAO THATS A PERIOD
you mean 2:58
Oh yeah
I'm 9
Wait does albert know wuta period is?!?
Lmoa
@@leahr9038 you mus not know wuta period is
someone: *goes offline*
albert: They died in real life
꧁♥︎☁︎︎♥︎꧂
*yes of course they did :)*
Myrine Kraze .
Ikr
Dignity BranuX how do u do that :o
“What is that, blood?”
The girls: Albert- just, just dont-
LMAO
@@micswashereiguess ye
LMFAO
AÆ
Oh no, who let blood on the floor again?
I was crying a minute ago but you always make me happy
I love how Albert’s office is full of broken styrofoam mannequins
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Bedroom
Albert: *Hits head with fake arm*
Me: *Hears hollow sounds*
Bold print
lol
Lol
Kitty Stuff OW MY ARM
@Kucing Sedih {Jojo Fan} Killer queen has already touched the hand
Person: * exists *
Albert: peace was never an option
69 likes
Nice
I will not ruin the 69 likes
@@aminemezher8407 It 96 idiot
I like how alberts humour is disturbing funny and concerning because whenever I feel sad Albert makes me laugh Its just hilarious I can't help but laugh at Albert😂😂😂
is my humor too so is my fav youtuber
“What is that, blood?”
The girls: I-
RUclips be like: *holds Boda Cious at gun point*
exactly
Boda Cious no really though
You act like by the time the girls are on their period the guys wont know anything.
Periodt
Cute scp tato
Finaly someone is not sayng e
@@dariolovric5408 yea
yes
@@dariolovric5408 ə
Deep
Alberts learning its first words c: (Edit: i literally dont remember making this comment and this was 3 years ago lol)
*Hey there sisters*
Hey there buster
Hey there brothers
Hey there noob
Umm your the one who said that!
Your gonna be here for a long time
Keep going
Still goin
Almost there
Your close
If you made it this far your a champ
~flamingo screaming~
Too close to the end
Your literally a rockstar rn
:D
Congrats! You made it to the end.
👇
“Is jail really that bad”
-Albert 2020
*” A b e r t “*
Heck is abert and it's 2021 unless your putting the year it was made
@ALYSSA ANGEL UTAMA BINTI FAIROS Moe this was made 3 weeks ago and thats decemer 27 2020
@@RHV-13 it was made in 2019 lmao
How can’t you tell this was uploaded in 2019- the new office didn’t exist in this video
3:26 when I failed in a test and my parents be like...
@carol joseph what?
@@johnle4876 idk what he saying..
3:32
My parents are more like 3:32
My parents be like 0:26
Albert: I have killed many people
Fans: How many?
Albert:
*EARS*
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No mot
*F*
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Paralord, oh god
When u we’re playing Public Bathroom Simulator I remember I once got banned in that game
I feel like Albert House just has a closet filled with plastic limbs
Me to have a good day
I think you meant room full
@@Leila_washere i think gou mean a country full of plastic limb
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Is that not normal 🤨
I like how if a normal RUclipsr released a video like this they would probably lose their reputation, but this is more normal than his other videos.
than*
@@LegitLuka thanks
@@R4tdepic your welcome
Wait why would they lose their reputation
Everyone: -Uses slime or squishies to relieve stress-
Albert: -Rips apart styrofoam head to relieve stress cutely-
Awwww~ ^^
Waaaawaaaawaa
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ✌︎︎
Albert:Tee Hee tee heee~ does commit destroy on Felipe cutely
“Cutely”
More like viciously.
This is the first flamingo video I watched
Everytime albert sees a bathroom, he will always think of green titan
Yea 😂😂
...
@@Ble55eddad ye... :)
Lol
Lol
Flamingo: **Kisses legs**
My mom: OMG, THAT GUY IS A PERVERT
Me: **ignore the scene**
Oml your mom really needs to watch his channel
LOL
Same 😂
Wow lol
@@ieatketchup8843 yeah LOL
Nobody:
Not even a leg:
Albert: *kisses the leg CuTlEy*
Isn’t that hArrAsMenT?!? REEEEE
Leg romantic time!!! xD
luna loyyd ahh, yes. Kiss legs
Its normalon le channel buster
HOLA De legs fat
3:32 ALBERTS EYEBROWS MOVED UP THIS IS THE WORST NIGHTMARE
*Flamingo takes off shirt in high school*
Kirsten: 😏
I- probably right
O_O
Okay Then ;-;
I’m going to go on with my day and pretend I never saw this :,)
@@jessj3544 Wish I Could Say The Same 😔✌
crush: i love you
me: wait really-
*alarm clock: **3:32*
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 why is this my life! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can relate when you want to see what happens next in your dream and you have to wake up
@@ilovejellies-ahh I don't know if this is a ability I have but I can resume my dreams like when I go to sleep I can resume a dream that I've had before
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
“I have killed many men”
Me: does that mean *felipe*
No he was talking about his time in the Nigerian mafia
Moai Man no he was talking about an orphanage and entire population of africa
Silence! The crimes he has committed are too fiendish Tibet said.
:OOOOOOOO
NO HES A CERIAL KILLER
Albert : “FLOP”
Also Albert :”euaauuah alright…😟”
“can u tickle cute toesies”
-Albert Aretz 2019
XD idk why that was funny🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
pepsir *-* lemme guess u seen some of my comments
Jazmin Fernandez it wasnt
Wait arteaz
CutieLevi .W. Aretz
Royal high: Are you challenging me?
XD
Faq
@@beanboi2284 you
@@beanboi2284 O.o
@@hansooyungg omo
"warning this game might be disturbing"
me: the only thing that's disturbing is he has a whole mannequin/fake body and threw all of it across the room
agreed.
So true tbh-
Albert: Sees simple L e g game.
Albert: Joins game
Music starts blasting in Alberts ears and he flinches, and quickly takes of headphones while the beat is still dropping.
Music:
LEGGGSSSS LEGGGGGSSSSS WAHS ON THE MENU🎶😘
Just imagine Kirsten Seeing Albert Kissing the legs and arms
@「 i v y 」 yea
@Monokuma they are not i think....
NURSHiK no, they’re still together-
@@-cattt Actually i don't think because he kissed Felipe legs arms kissed in roblox and all theese stuff so.....
NURSHiK that doesn't mean they're aren't together
Albert: *throws leg*
Also Albert: I might have broken something
Me: yeah your *l e g s*
hAHA
Lol
Lolllll
mr doge was the imposter :3
albert: i’m gonna kill your noob me: No Plsss albert i won’t call you stupid again :(. alberts wife: EY ALBERT YOUR GOING HOME BECAUSE YOUR KILLING KIDS albert: sorry mom i hava to kill the kids like 100 people. alberts wife: we hava to break up :(. albert: oh :(
2:59
Sir. All that I can tell you is that it’s definitely a girl
Lol
Oof-
If you know you know : )
hehe
Thats a butthole
Jammie Playz l m a o
This is the first video I seen you in the first time I seen you I love you and all your videos
Albert: "i killed him and all his babys came out"
me: *remembers me stepping on a spider and a whole bunch of baby spiders came out* ...;-;
EWWWWW
Oof kinda gross
OML I would burn the house
Burn the whole foot 😳
AAA
Albert : Is jail really that bad?
Me : Ask Felipe
I watched this while eating Tim hortons and we all know that Tim's is good
But man this video is better
What are Tim hortons?
Timmies is garbage, no way to change my mind, their donuts are trash and all you need from them is the breakfast things. I would rather go to A&W.
Tim hortons in good! But I have to agree with this video being little better
ITS CANADIAN SHOP WHERE U CAN GET COFFEE PASTRY’S ETC IDK WHY IM USING CAPS AND YES I AM 🇨🇦IAN
2:57 Albert: is that blood?
Every girl: 0.0
How bout no
Albert: joins a game
Fans: *It’s free real estate*
I've been watching Albert since the 2016 and I have really enjoyed watching his content change throughout the years.
heyyy 2023 u still watchin?😂😮
still here buster
Albert: oh is that blood?
Me: thats a period
Girls: this game exposed us😨
Me:thinking of a funny comment
Also me: sees that
Me again: ALL RIGHT TIME TO PLAY HANGMAN!
Is he married
How the heck should I know.....
I would Marie albert (jk lol)
But I think he has a girl friend IDK WHO \_(•~•)_/ or her/his name lol :3
Maybe just goooooooogle ;)
Did you google it? I remember watching one of her videos... just not all the way through
\(`=`)/
Ooof poor us
Hi I love your videos and I always Watch your videos and you are the best🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤😊😊😊
Albert! I found a myth account. They were at chucks place about five minutes ago and was saying (Derek, I have planted the last bug) and stuff like that. (They were also saying: and I need to talk to chuck about a... (Oh what was it?) A gas leak.) Can u investigate this? They are called w3lc0m5.
The interesting thing is, I found another account. (I can't find it again >:() and it had the same clothes and the about was all of the things he said at chucks house.
LIKE THE COMMENT
>:( say E
ONLY E
Hnmm interesting,I will investigate....
Only say E
My friend: Albert is an angel
Me: Yes but killing felipé everyday
this makes so much sense
Lol yesh
Sometimes Albert is the most funniest person ever😂✨
You mean always?
yaeh
True
No always
Sometimes?!
When Felipe was ripped apart incthe chill elevator i saw a felipe character. Hes probably still in fear of you XD
Albert:oh legs, i've got a bunch of those back there.
Also albert: i've killed many men
Fbi:we got 'em
lol
Lol
“This is what happens in nemo” *gets flung across the room by a toy*
Flamingo: **Albert flamingo call me maybe**
Me: The most mysterious song of the Flamingo community
FLAMGOOOOOO I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THEY ARE SO COOL
8:28 when albert goes offline but you were trying to join him
@kaylee Reyes stop ruining the point
*dies and crys* 😂
Lol yes
10:26 damn Albert kinda fit
FYD Hookz good old days,he changed since albertstuff but I still love him
He went to the gym when he was in college 😂 that's what ik I came from albertstuff to flamingo
•Olihxo• me too!
He thicc
Kirsten is puntching the air
Albert: A’s an adult, I have nothing to lose.
Girlfriend: Am I a joke to you?
As
@J VANDERGRIFF SWEARER
@STRANGER THINGS
bruh
hi flmingo i like your videos
:)
Albert: “Lets see what happens when i touch this”
*gets teleported*
Also Albert: AHH
do you know what the link to the game is? the link is broken for me
《smol beans》 Just search “L E G S” or Real_Kingbob’s games to find it
Nael Shehabuddin when i type out Real_Kingbob’s games it turns into tags
And also when i search up legs it brings me to a different game
《smol beans》 Hecc i said Search Real_Kingbob in your friends then check his games :/
Albert's sensitive ;)
No, no jk
*flamingo reads* : “This game might be disturbing.”
*me hearing what he said and says* : MAYBE?! YOU MEAN WILL?!
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If Alberts house were to be searched, I can’t imagine what they’d think when they see the mannequins and styrofoam heads.
Ikr
Lol yeah
XD yep!
Lol
LMAO🤪🤪🤪🤪 XDDD
Albert: warning this game might be disturbing
CC: Warning this game might be the starving
Albert: “HE GRABS YOU”
Albert: “HE HITS YOU”
Arms: “Are you assuming my gender?
Good one
Hol up
3:32 he didn’t realize that that was his own scream.
Oh shit (did I say a bad word?)
@@gavinjace9499 no
@@gavinjace9499 YOU SAY SWORE WORRRDDD!1!1!!1!111!!!!!11 😡😡😡😡😡😡U GO JAIL NOW
@@mywifeleftmeandmychildrend7550 lolll. What’s wrong with swearing?
@@killerkitten-ni7lo I’m trying to act like a 3 year old
No one:
King_Bob: *Rick-rolls from L E G S to A R M S to T O R S O to H E A D then as a final rick roll, B O D Y*
*B I T C H*
@@rockztarzz U R M O M
*•F U C K•*
F U K E
why in gods name did i read this a year after posting
this vid is sooo old but i still watch it keep up the good work albert
3:36
Introverts when someone starts talking to them:
I can confirm this
Yes
"HIS MOUTH IS MOVING"
"STOP"
- an introverts mind
their head: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yup
When Albert is kissing mannequin legs, and ripping heads apart, you know he has some issues.
Ik why the head is mad
*_it’s because their getting revenge on Albert for ripping the heads_*
No, that's just Albert being Albert lololol.
Queen Sarah lol
You think?
@@hirassuperepic I agree that’s just Albert for ya.
The amount of times Albert has broken a stirophone head:
Alicia Blackwell it’s accurate!! :o edit: not anymore, I saw when it had 5 likes
*styrofoam
One of the best duos.
4:31 was the scariest thing that i saw in my nightmare in childhood..
Ti kid winkie Twinkie winkie Pen pen__ la la pee pee
That’s freaking scary-
Nuh
You were watching at 12 0m your at morning
4:30
Nobody ;
Not a death:
Not an angle:
Albert : *wEeeEEe- wEeeEeEe*
very funny, laughed r/wooosh
Angle??? ¦:(
It's Angel :/
K
“Angle”
i dunno why but when he says stuff like the way he said "Ooh what's this?" (2:32) i like it
b b
Lol
I’ve heard about you many times , and this is my first time watching ur video :)
Albert: this fish is gasping for air. Me 🤦♂️
You a hater?
A Sunscreen Eater but at least he saw this vid right XD
@@cookiejuice5886 Gasping for *air*
LOL 😂
Sometimes You Biggest Enemy Is Yourself Everone has felipe in his soul and mind
True Felipe will live in my heart forever 😂✌🏻
Yes.
treu
David pisk more like david PISS
I'm so sorry
Games
0:17 1 :L E G S
1:04 2 :A R M S
2:14 3 :T O R S O
3:05 4 :HEAD
4:03 5 :BOD
4:44 6 :FLOP
11:42 i hope u like it
ok tank u
Bod
5:26 i just love how Albert says *"WEEEEEEEEEE!"*
Adopt me should make a ‘chill’ egg jut for Albert! XD
i dont think dream craft is allowed to wach such violent channels XD
89% legendary
21% common
Adopt me? So only adopt me not all the other games in roblox
Who plays adopt me. It's just a stupid game with pets I wanna murder it and give it to a 30 year old creep in my opinion
Unless if it's a joke or a prank game
When dat head screamed:
Me:*throws tablet*
Also me: *mimics it*
Howtobasic?
I forces my mom to play the head part....... The whole house was shaking... she SCREAMED... she hate statues now..
3:26 did you had a heart attack
- starts twitching -
Me: YeAh i'M FiNe."
Irn dibe
@@Vimtosh hi twitch streamer
The thumbnail is beautiful ❤
2:40
*note: Every detail matters*
Albert: *BOOP BOOP BOP BOOP BOOP BOOP*
😂
You forgot a *BOOP*
BOOOOOOOP
subtitles: *PAUL PAUL PAUL PAUL PAUL PAUL PAUL*
jennifer 8q lol
*What's on the menu?*
*L E G S*
B
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Worst joke
PERFECT
I'm legendary all legs no dairy I'm legendaray all legs no daray
Legs legs
What's on d a menu
Legs legs
WHATS ON THE MENU? DISEASED BODY PARTS, DISEASED BODY PARTS
*2019: planting 20 million trees*
*2020: cleaning he ocean*
Iykyk
what
What? This is not MrBeast.
@Sweetie Sparkles did by any chance you mean..
Rap?
Sweetie Sparkles
rape means forcing someone to f*..
Ya i think you meant rap
Sweetie Sparkles 😳 did you mean rap, rape means forcing some one to do “stuff”
I watched this video and i got 3 nightmares, thanks Albert.