Roblox DON'T TOUCH.
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2020
- try it here: www.roblox.com/games/4648718132
From the makers of lab experiment and some other cool Roblox games comes "Don't touch" which is a game where you press a button and it starts some weird event to happen - Игры
*Anything that this man says can potentially cure my depression*
Girl_WhoplayzGamez u right
“GET NOOB”
even if he starts swearing at you and only you
@@Chicken4War yes
💢💢❤️♥️♥️♥️♥️❤️❤️
The way he said “dOnT tOuCh” cured my depression
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@@ASwiftieWhoSpokeNow bruh some else might have said it but i didnt see it
@@ASwiftieWhoSpokeNow shut up
lol same
0:01 the first seconds are probably my favorite words he has said. just because the way he says them
Same
Yas
@Wassupyall908 TAUCH*
@Wassupyall908 lol
@@TragicJadePOMNI???
I know some online daters think "wOw tHaT gUy iS hOt". others look for people who will love them online because other neglect them in real life.
*Me and my friends walk around forgetting about corona*
*All the signs around the city*
0:02
LOL
don’t hang around with your friends smh :////
XxSmall AnimatesxX LMAO
Hey I’m now
BAD WORD BAD WORD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAWAWAWAWAWAAAAA
0:14 *ah yes, perfect asmr*
Yes
*guys I fell asleep it’s the perfect asmr.*
*check out* 👉 0:14 👈
Ikr-
Yes 👌
@@honeymuffies hfueyrudkdfydu48 iurr yf hou hoy uigur y webs Eeewwww Eeewwww ueueu Yw 7 yeh Eeewwww EU
This man has literally made my life 10 times better. I love his humor and whenever Im having a panic attack i always watch him and he helps me calm down somehow. I love his videos and the amazing jokes he makes.
H U M O R
H U M O R
H U M O R
H U M O R
H U M O R
Don’t… touch DONT TOUCH
pov: you walk into the clinic as a child and you see a bowl filled with candy. you walk up to the bowl and while your hand is in the bowl, the old lady at the counter says 0:00
Underrated af
xD
Why did I see a scary image?-
XD
your*
Flamingo: "DONT TOUCH"
My brother hearing him: "DONT TOUCH MY TAIL"
OH
Lol I just thought that
JODisHere bruh, you’re everywhere-
*touch tail*
touch
“don’t.
Touch”
“ *DONT TOUCH. STOP* “
“Shuty up🤓”
“Stop buly🥶😭”
Lol
the rizzler
‘how did u cure ur depression?’ me: flamingo🦩
"jump off"
me living on the sixth floor: "ight bet:
Ashley I’m laughing and peeing right now
lol
TheBoyOllie wait-
Megan Nelson I love *roux* than *robux*
Me on the toilet:
“Ight then”
*Falls*
1:42 When you turn in a test before the teacher said there was a back.
aa
Noni
Literally just happened to me a day ago lol
Aaaaaaaaaaaahh
That my friend when he doing the first final term test
Im a massive fan and i really love your vids
He broke my headphones screaming this has never happened before
0:15 that "sorry" was rlly cute
Ikr 😟 it's so cute
This is why RUclips is.dying
@jennifer fortune they were just damn asking
@@zoeharbon3452 i agree
Say sike right now- 😂
Me: Sees this is on 1st trending for gaming
Also me: Impossible
I saw it too😂😂😂
Makara 9898 it’s possible cause he’s *FLAM GO*
@@dylan6s ikr
Me too wth
We’ve won, Mr.Stark.
Albert everytime I watch you I laugh until I'm dead
Your awesome I wanna meet you in game
Anything this man posts it just mskes me happy💀
Albert: *laughs if someone dies*
Albert when dies: *NOOOOOOOOO*
Lelwpla
@@photocolorful whtaa
LOK
True tho
👡👡⛓🧤🎛
"People online date on roblox, I dont really see a ton wrong with that."
Me, sipping tea: InTeReStInG.
i used to online date
the flashbacks
once when i was just a straight pole, i said "123 to date" and i got a girl. i yelled EWWWWWWWW and left the game
@@orphandestroyer6992 I would be the online dater who wanted to date but never had the guts to say "123 wanna date" so I just sat in the corner waiting for a guy to come to me
Free roux free puts free Alberto is alhoto
That one meme
You mean: InTEAresting?
7:16
You started a whooooooole trend my guy
And i need to thank you for that
The first few seconds was the funniest thing he has ever said and he has said a lot of funny things
The first thing I thought of: DON'T TOUCH MY TAIL
me too
*yanks tail aggressively*
hAhA
*every roale high player enters the chat*
@@brothyballpits .
same
when i see this title i see "don't touch"
me: albert's gonna touch something :/
albert needs to stop touching my dead pet rat
JODisHere no
Serious Marshy and my dead dog’s ashes and rubbing it on his face smh
Indeed
SAME XD
At the hospital rn, thank you for making me feel better ❤
What happened??????
What hospital please I want a hospital with internet
@@ZbeezyByte Omg this was an year ago idkkk
"There is online dating roblox and I don't find a ton wrong with that."
Albert 2019-2020
You died
Lol
Real fan
BUT I been around since Albert stuff
@@NOOB-os8gd u joined 2022
7:24 things taken out of context with Albert
lol
7:23 *
I know someone named albert
@@Daman6973 you really had to be that guy
@@Daman6973 Dude its the same thing
flamingo 2019: NOONONONO, STOP
flamingo 2020: tries *asmr*
Shut up
Forgot to laugh
@@erichall7556 shut up scammer
JODisHere No
I believe that’s what you call a “reverse uno card”
i need more of that whisper in the beginning i relaxed me in my life
You have cured my depression with laughter
Me: how did you meet dad?
Mom: we were looking at each other in the club then I said 7:24
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
But what if she was looking at the man behind her
LoL
Lmfao
Then said what?
0:02 albert you impressed me with that voice
XDD
LOL XDDDD
Pewdiepie
@Shady Abarh ?
XD
Shady Abarh I mean I just did that!
And I want u to make a video playing a scary game Bc I love scary
*satisfaction of mouse noises*
"this dosen't work."
Me:*almost spits out water.*
Flamingo: hey jojo
Everyone: iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeRenCe
JOJO
Good Bois Gaming *I don’t watch that anime but okay*
Oh? You’re approaching me
Can we get an F-mega in chat boys
Jooooooooojo
7:23 me when I touch a burger:
THAT IS SOO TRUE
Hehehe
Anikan Skywalker oh its a guy
correction 7:24
Lol
This guys always makes my day better
this is my first time watching and I already love it
1:32 *me when I figure out a math question before my enemy does*
Relatable
Aha lol
;-;
LOL
Lol
“I’m smarter than u”
Flamingo when he’s winning: GET NOOB
Flamingo when he’s losing: GET NOOB
True lol 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 so true
XD
I thought it was “IDIOTS” when he loses or “STOP”
That's one of the dumbest false thing iv'e ever read.
*This will never get old*
Congratulations on 10M!!
0:02 all siblings in a fight
BAHAHAHA
me to my imaginary bully:
bully: yo stuped
me: STOP SISTER CURSING AT MEEEEE
kai watson I mean- irt8s stupid but- okay
@@MrDankTM ok the cult
JODisHere 𝒇 𝒖 𝒄 𝒌 𝒚 𝒐 𝒖 𝒄 𝒖 𝒏 𝒕
@@MrDankTM stop spamming and u have botted subs
JODisHere oh ur here hi
The intro got me on the floor 😂
This man is never complete without spitting the monitor,camera or mic, screaming, punching his mic, saying “Hey sisters, Yas queen, Queen, Yas,” or burps into the mic
flamingo: **mentions lab experiment**
me having suggested it multiple times over the course of a few months: YA LISTENING BUSTER
Shut up kts flaming hot beet sponsored by cheetos
JODisHere E
JODisHere GO AWAY
@@MrDankTM shut up u said that in other comments aswell
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
7:23 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LMAO
edit: why am I getting so many likes i- tysm-
h a c k r o b l o x . t o p
@INSTAGRAM 80
🖕🏿🧔🏿🖕🏿
he need to add that picture to survive albert lmao
@@TomaszBoB no
7:24
Ben and Albert would be such a chaotic duo
Albert: *B R E A T H S*
Depression : And that's how Thanos Snaped
Albert: “Don’t tOucH”
Me: *touches*
Albert: “grrrrrrrrrrrrr I said dOn’T TOuCh”
You have commited *cringe*
Why
ok
Jam I am waiting for jodiishere to reply to this
Albert......I MADE A PIPE CLEANER EARTHWORM SALLY :D
7:19 when he said "look at this" an ad popped up 😂
Dude the same thing happened to me lol
yeah i got the ad
Yup
Omg same lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
You make me stay up at 12:00 because of your insane humor
Alternative title:albert being crazy for 34 second then playing a game
Me: trying to type using my language.
Roblox: *THATS ILLEGAL*
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
0:03 Paige when editing the face: I should retire
Its sound pOB when i spam it
ARF
3tewsss
0:41
Or adam
I love you vids
It's good you made this game blow up, Albert. It's pretty damn fun
7:23 when u be lookin at the mirror at age 3
lol😂😂
Lol
Like
7:24
Again UwU
0:01 I was using headphones with my volume max, beautiful.
Dᴏɴᴛ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ
JODisHere hi
rest in pepperoni
@@MrDankTM oki
Same sister.
You have the best videos and I watch them every day but my volume is down bc I don't want my sister to hear bc she would say what are u watching But I still Love the videos
When he said DONT TOUCH, STOP got me
9:26 Albert internally dying
I felt pretty bad :/
*ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHA*
JODisHere STOP IT!
Like fr when albret is actually sad or angry he just laughs it off I feel like he's a social path
DONI R. I say like Albert. Also thanks.
“Wow, that guy is hot” -Albert
7:23
No it’s better like 7:24
Meow 338 He sounds like sinjin in victorious
I was just one there loll
Lool
E
this guy makes me fall off of a cliff and role off a sky scraper cuz he shows us disturbing photos and i respect that😩anyway i love ur vids albert
“Hey sister, can you stop sister cursing at me?”
Is what I say whenever me and my besties get in a fight.
7:24
Who ever was editing this video then they need to get a raise Albert
Trash Can Paige and his girl
Trash Can bruh that is easy to do, it is an affect in tons of editing softwares :-/ every youtuber can do that
Rat Juice Man s h u s h
@@itsawesometime9588 wasnt it adam and paige?
I laughed so fing hard XD
0:16
Its my favorite noise
I love that noise
every time i hear that noise , my lips get yucky lol
P H P E W
He said “sowwy”
Listen
*phhbbt*
PyBro Maniac it’s called loud asmr
“Im SpEcIaL!!!” Literally made me die-
My whole life is watching the worlds funny person
No one:
Not even Kirsten:
Albert: DONT TOUCH!!!! STAAAWWWP
i think i use to watch you
>:(
@@MrDankTM no
JODisHere no
Serious Marshy big oof!
Albert:don’t Touch
Me: throws my iPad cross the room
Albert:don’t touch
Me: yeets my self out the window
Official Enderboygamer LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GET NOOBED XD
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Why does this man remind me so much of my cousin not just the acting but also how he sounds
" There is some- some- yes-' award worthy line.
0:02 is just heaven
Dont tqch
0.02
DON TACH
I like that
DON TACH
7:23 thats littery me when i see a hamburger really big
cool
L.O.L
I would married thta burger
littery
69 likes...
I love it when he says “DONT TOUCHH” or “STOP”
You help with my anxiety albert :)
1:32 IM SMARTER THAN U! Look at Albert when he says that
*BIG*
@Kemi Jemima *MEGA BIG HUGE GIANT BRAIÑ*
Kemi Jemima big brainey
@Kemi Jemima BIG BIG BIG BIGGGG BRAIN
I didn't even notice that for 2 years
Albert: "Eat this!"
Me: *Thinks of MHA*
demon under your bed diimun chan
h a i r
Alice Yugi HKFHJHSFIIS
*move it extras*
All might check
😎🍽
I love this channel
I like it when he acts like a chlild who hasnt gone to school
not me rewatching the first 3 seconds-
I love when he said "wOw tHaT gUy iS hOt" i laughed like for 20mins stright
7:24
Jello mode
Ikr
Same sister or brother
meh to
Albert: “EAT THIS”
Me: eating DORITOS
Liaco he has spoken
I’m eating Doritos too
INSTAGRAM 80 lol stop your not funny
Eat this
*all might mode ACTIVATED*
I steal ur Doritos
Whenever I go to bed. His videos give me a 1am though.
today was my tennis class and this made me happy.
1:24 a skeleton ran into flamingo and he got scared
We're not stupid or blind 10 year old kid
@@animatemitten735 We don't do offense here ;w; Can u just let them comment please? Regardless of age? They didn't do anything to anyone-
@@spoons7649 Yeah what flamingo would've responded lol
@@DDoobs_ same to you
@@DDoobs_ Tsu? U watch Flamingo too?
7:23 to 7:26 is hilarious! i loved that part of the vid lol
lol i like this it made me laugh me so hard🤣😂🤣😂
5:39 anyone else notice the Attack on Titan merch on that dude
Yeah
You mean 5:38
Yup
SASAGEYOO
A man of culture
Albert: *BFfFbbVfvFvvVVfvVFv*
Also albert: *Sorry*
Me"Is ok *i think"*
.....
smile dog e
e
E
Da dumb bear Z
I legit wanted to say that lol you just red my mind
The first five words of this video are one of my favorite intros from him
yes don`t touch and every starts cursing at the button and smelling it when your not supposed to touch it
0:02 *when your older brother said ITS MY TURN ON THE XBOX*
Thanks for making my day.
*ayyy you made my day :D*
(This is a reference)
LOL
LOL
@@burritoe5429 LOL 3
The intro were Albert was saying “don’t touch” made me realize he is ASMR pro
Yes sisterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
hey i was about to comment that when i saw THIS! [amazing comment!]
ASMR is supposed to be relaxing...that wasnt.
The How
s
@@thehow8713 Yea lol
3:31 flamingo became ariana grande for a sec
I died just by the way he said: “DONT TOUCH.”pause ,in a weird voice “DONT TOUCH, STOP”
Me seeing this months later who played this exact game before he did: "this looks familiar👁️👄👁️"
Im A Clown hahahahah IKRRRRRR
Lol
DONT TOUCH
Clowdy
Clowdy