pov: you walk into the clinic as a child and you see a bowl filled with candy. you walk up to the bowl and while your hand is in the bowl, the old lady at the counter says 0:00
@@orphandestroyer6992 I would be the online dater who wanted to date but never had the guts to say "123 wanna date" so I just sat in the corner waiting for a guy to come to me
This man has literally made my life 10 times better. I love his humor and whenever Im having a panic attack i always watch him and he helps me calm down somehow. I love his videos and the amazing jokes he makes.
Is sana gay? SomethingInKorean somethingInKorean somethingInKorean Ur my heart shaker shaker :D Well he wastes money and I'm here on the side crying in broke lol
Difference is that he makes money off of being funny and being stupid so when he wastes about a 100 dollars on robux he’s making about a million a year at the same time
This man is never complete without spitting the monitor,camera or mic, screaming, punching his mic, saying “Hey sisters, Yas queen, Queen, Yas,” or burps into the mic
Albert: “i don’t really find anything wrong with online dating” Also Albert: “STOP ONLINE DATING. STOP ONLINE DATING” edit: thanks for the likes people :D
albert: _d o n t t o u c h_ albert 1 second later: *DON'T TOUCH!!* me, who has volume on a high level because I was just listening to a quiet video: *almost has a heart attack while trying to rip off headphones*
OMLLLL so I was doing a quiz the other day, and every time I answered a question, I just whispered "yOiNk" and the people next to me we're like what are you doing? 😂 also, relatable.
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
*Anything that this man says can potentially cure my depression*
Girl_WhoplayzGamez u right
“GET NOOB”
even if he starts swearing at you and only you
@@Chicken4War yes
💢💢❤️♥️♥️♥️♥️❤️❤️
The way he said “dOnT tOuCh” cured my depression
👏
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@@ASwiftieWhoSpokeNow bruh some else might have said it but i didnt see it
@@ASwiftieWhoSpokeNow shut up
lol same
Flamingo: "DONT TOUCH"
My brother hearing him: "DONT TOUCH MY TAIL"
OH
Lol I just thought that
JODisHere bruh, you’re everywhere-
*touch tail*
touch
I know some online daters think "wOw tHaT gUy iS hOt". others look for people who will love them online because other neglect them in real life.
so true l
*Me and my friends walk around forgetting about corona*
*All the signs around the city*
0:02
LOL
don’t hang around with your friends smh :////
XxSmall AnimatesxX LMAO
Hey I’m now
BAD WORD BAD WORD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAWAWAWAWAWAAAAA
"jump off"
me living on the sixth floor: "ight bet:
Ashley I’m laughing and peeing right now
lol
TheBoyOllie wait-
Megan Nelson I love *roux* than *robux*
Me on the toilet:
“Ight then”
*Falls*
pov: you walk into the clinic as a child and you see a bowl filled with candy. you walk up to the bowl and while your hand is in the bowl, the old lady at the counter says 0:00
Underrated af
xD
Why did I see a scary image?-
XD
your*
0:01 the first seconds are probably my favorite words he has said. just because the way he says them
Same
Yas
@Wassupyall908 TAUCH*
@Wassupyall908 lol
@@TragicJadePOMNI???
"People online date on roblox, I dont really see a ton wrong with that."
Me, sipping tea: InTeReStInG.
i used to online date
the flashbacks
once when i was just a straight pole, i said "123 to date" and i got a girl. i yelled EWWWWWWWW and left the game
@@orphandestroyer6992 I would be the online dater who wanted to date but never had the guts to say "123 wanna date" so I just sat in the corner waiting for a guy to come to me
Free roux free puts free Alberto is alhoto
That one meme
You mean: InTEAresting?
Me: Sees this is on 1st trending for gaming
Also me: Impossible
I saw it too😂😂😂
Makara 9898 it’s possible cause he’s *FLAM GO*
@@spinthruthewoodz ikr
Me too wth
We’ve won, Mr.Stark.
when i see this title i see "don't touch"
me: albert's gonna touch something :/
albert needs to stop touching my dead pet rat
JODisHere no
Serious Marshy and my dead dog’s ashes and rubbing it on his face smh
Indeed
SAME XD
This man has literally made my life 10 times better. I love his humor and whenever Im having a panic attack i always watch him and he helps me calm down somehow. I love his videos and the amazing jokes he makes.
H U M O R
H U M O R
H U M O R
H U M O R
H U M O R
0:15 that "sorry" was rlly cute
Ikr 😟 it's so cute
This is why RUclips is.dying
@jennifer fortune they were just damn asking
@@zoeharbon3452 i agree
Say sike right now- 😂
1:42 When you turn in a test before the teacher said there was a back.
aa
Noni
Literally just happened to me a day ago lol
Aaaaaaaaaaaahh
That my friend when he doing the first final term test
Albert: *laughs if someone dies*
Albert when dies: *NOOOOOOOOO*
Lelwpla
@@photocolorful whtaa
LOK
True tho
👡👡⛓🧤🎛
“don’t.
Touch”
“ *DONT TOUCH. STOP* “
“Shuty up🤓”
“Stop buly🥶😭”
Lol
the rizzler
7:23 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LMAO
edit: why am I getting so many likes i- tysm-
h a c k r o b l o x . t o p
@INSTAGRAM 80
🖕🏿🧔🏿🖕🏿
he need to add that picture to survive albert lmao
@@TomaszBoB no
7:24
The first thing I thought of: DON'T TOUCH MY TAIL
me too
*yanks tail aggressively*
hAhA
*every roale high player enters the chat*
@@brothyballpits .
same
0:02 albert you impressed me with that voice
XDD
LOL XDDDD
Pewdiepie
@Shady Abarh ?
XD
Shady Abarh I mean I just did that!
Albert everytime I watch you I laugh until I'm dead
Your awesome I wanna meet you in game
flamingo: **mentions lab experiment**
me having suggested it multiple times over the course of a few months: YA LISTENING BUSTER
Shut up kts flaming hot beet sponsored by cheetos
JODisHere E
JODisHere GO AWAY
@@JODRecaps shut up u said that in other comments aswell
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
flamingo 2019: NOONONONO, STOP
flamingo 2020: tries *asmr*
Shut up
Forgot to laugh
@Eric Hall shut up scammer
JODisHere No
I believe that’s what you call a “reverse uno card”
Flamingo: hey jojo
Everyone: iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeRenCe
JOJO
Good Bois Gaming *I don’t watch that anime but okay*
Oh? You’re approaching me
Can we get an F-mega in chat boys
Jooooooooojo
He broke my headphones screaming this has never happened before
Flamingo when he’s winning: GET NOOB
Flamingo when he’s losing: GET NOOB
True lol 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 so true
XD
I thought it was “IDIOTS” when he loses or “STOP”
That's one of the dumbest false thing iv'e ever read.
7:23 me when I touch a burger:
THAT IS SOO TRUE
Hehehe
Anikan Skywalker oh its a guy
correction 7:24
Lol
His intros always make me happy. Prime example: *Whispers* don’t touch. Don’t touch. STOP!
Omgggg this 2 days agooooo
wild_ flxwer same
Ikr
Ik
wild_ flxwer same
At the hospital rn, thank you for making me feel better ❤
What happened??????
What hospital please I want a hospital with internet
@@NotZbeezybyte Omg this was an year ago idkkk
me to my imaginary bully:
bully: yo stuped
me: STOP SISTER CURSING AT MEEEEE
kai watson I mean- irt8s stupid but- okay
@@JODRecaps ok the cult
JODisHere 𝒇 𝒖 𝒄 𝒌 𝒚 𝒐 𝒖 𝒄 𝒖 𝒏 𝒕
@@JODRecaps stop spamming and u have botted subs
JODisHere oh ur here hi
Can we all agree that Albert has the power to retrieve a “dead” game that used to be in the front page BACK to the front page?
I respect that
Um no the reason why thats happening because we all wanna play the game his playing. Wouldnt you agree? XD
Well he is a celebrity
@@kiara_playz8439 That's what they're saaaying
@Get Free Robux - Check my Channel Bot
1:32 *me when I figure out a math question before my enemy does*
Relatable
Aha lol
;-;
LOL
Lol
“I’m smarter than u”
3:38 “I’m on a noob account… because people kept following me”
*points at us*
Albert:don’t Touch
Me: throws my iPad cross the room
Albert:don’t touch
Me: yeets my self out the window
Official Enderboygamer LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GET NOOBED XD
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
0:02 *when your older brother said ITS MY TURN ON THE XBOX*
Thanks for making my day.
*ayyy you made my day :D*
(This is a reference)
LOL
LOL
@@burritoe5429 LOL 3
Alberto: wasting money and robux on stupid things
me: is poOr
Is sana gay? SomethingInKorean somethingInKorean somethingInKorean
Ur my heart shaker shaker :D
Well he wastes money and I'm here on the side crying in broke lol
Difference is that he makes money off of being funny and being stupid so when he wastes about a 100 dollars on robux he’s making about a million a year at the same time
Mochi muncher shut you’re as blind as jerry remember Jerry? 🧑🏻🦯
@@KoolMoth wtf?
Me too-
"There is online dating roblox and I don't find a ton wrong with that."
Albert 2019-2020
You died
Lol
Real fan
BUT I been around since Albert stuff
@@NOOB-os8gd u joined 2022
No one:
Not even Kirsten:
Albert: DONT TOUCH!!!! STAAAWWWP
i think i use to watch you
>:(
@@JODRecaps no
JODisHere no
Serious Marshy big oof!
“Don’t touch”
4 yr olds: *_Ima pretend like i didn’t hear that_*
Lol
Lol
Even tho I'm 9 that's pretty funny lol
😑😐😆😁😂🤣🤡
True
Hearing Albert whisper don’t touch while I spread my Nutella on my spicy chicken wings make me wildly uncomfortable
I love when he said "wOw tHaT gUy iS hOt" i laughed like for 20mins stright
7:24
Jello mode
Ikr
Same sister or brother
meh to
I love when Albert shows us disturbing images
I like the part on time 0:02
It’s just like haven
yup and I'll never get tired of it
Huggy wuggy
@@KpopBlob what?
The intro were Albert was saying “don’t touch” made me realize he is ASMR pro
Yes sisterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
hey i was about to comment that when i saw THIS! [amazing comment!]
ASMR is supposed to be relaxing...that wasnt.
The How
s
@@thehow8713 Yea lol
7:16
You started a whooooooole trend my guy
And i need to thank you for that
Albert: *DONT TOUCH*
Me: **thinking he’s gonna show the rat tail and say don’t touch my tail**
@@JODRecaps cult
Yes
I thought the same 😂
@@JODRecaps hi
@@JODRecaps i can join it
Albert: *BFfFbbVfvFvvVVfvVFv*
Also albert: *Sorry*
Me"Is ok *i think"*
.....
smile dog e
e
E
Da dumb bear Z
I legit wanted to say that lol you just red my mind
0:03 Paige when editing the face: I should retire
Its sound pOB when i spam it
ARF
3tewsss
0:41
Or adam
‘how did u cure ur depression?’ me: flamingo🦩
I love how Albert is just being weird for the 1st 20 seconds of the video.
ikr
That’s Albert for ya
True he's like *d o n t t o u c h*
The start is kinda creepy yet kinda asmr lmfao
I mean thats albert in every video but in a postive meaning :))
7:23 when u be lookin at the mirror at age 3
XD
his work is it was not Roblox
I was funny how you said don't touch
L
O
L
Y e s B )
“Wow, that guy is hot” -Albert
7:23
No it’s better like 7:24
Meow 338 He sounds like sinjin in victorious
I was just one there loll
Lool
E
The fact this was 3 years ago proves time flies
nobody:
the people with 16-25 million subscribers being beaten out in the gaming category by the chill maniac: *w h a t*
HOLY-
69th like
Me: how did you meet dad?
Mom: we were looking at each other in the club then I said 7:24
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
But what if she was looking at the man behind her
LoL
Lmfao
Then said what?
7:23 I CANT STOP LAUGHING XD
Lol
Well I was the one who needed the hospital
Yes
145225142525252552242515155225:551526252525
C1 AG2 IKR 🤣
The first few seconds was the funniest thing he has ever said and he has said a lot of funny things
9:26 Albert internally dying
I felt pretty bad :/
*ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHA*
JODisHere STOP IT!
Like fr when albret is actually sad or angry he just laughs it off I feel like he's a social path
DONI R. I say like Albert. Also thanks.
7:24 things taken out of context with Albert
lol
7:23 *
I know someone named albert
@@Daman6973 you really had to be that guy
@@Daman6973 Dude its the same thing
Albert: “EAT THIS”
Me: eating DORITOS
Liaco he has spoken
I’m eating Doritos too
INSTAGRAM 80 lol stop your not funny
Eat this
*all might mode ACTIVATED*
I steal ur Doritos
Albert has the most smooth brained community and I find it so cute
7:24
Who ever was editing this video then they need to get a raise Albert
Trash Can Paige and his girl
Trash Can bruh that is easy to do, it is an affect in tons of editing softwares :-/ every youtuber can do that
Rat Juice Man s h u s h
@@itsawesometime9588 wasnt it adam and paige?
I laughed so fing hard XD
those first 5 seconds are the best thing that has ever happened to this world
*DONT TOUCH!!*
@@dearyest STOOPPPP
That is so true
000
THAT WAS
Game: BEANS
Albert: *A A A A A A A H*
h a c k r o b l o x . t o p
b e a n s
B e a n s. a r e. a l w a y s. w a t c h i n g
*-b e a n s-*
Really
Ben and Albert would be such a chaotic duo
0:01 I was using headphones with my volume max, beautiful.
Dᴏɴᴛ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ
JODisHere hi
rest in pepperoni
@@JODRecaps oki
Same sister.
Me: trying to type using my language.
Roblox: *THATS ILLEGAL*
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
Albert: DONT TOUCH
Also Albert: DoNt ToUcH!
Alberto again: StOp
STOP BuLy!
h a c k r o b l o x . t o p
StOoOp
AlSo AlBeRt: StOp!
Albert: *B R E A T H S*
Depression : And that's how Thanos Snaped
0:02 all siblings in a fight
BAHAHAHA
7:23 thats littery me when i see a hamburger really big
cool
L.O.L
I would married thta burger
littery
69 likes...
Albert: (whispering) Don't touch.
Me: (turns volume up)
Albert: (yells) *DON'T TOUCH!*
Me: ( *Tries to quickly turn down the volume.* )
Twyla Beachy same
k
xd
*I am shooting 20+Kills Pubg mobile videos guys.✌😗❤
Twyla Beachy yeees queeeeeen
You have cured my depression with laughter
Me seeing this months later who played this exact game before he did: "this looks familiar👁️👄👁️"
Im A Clown hahahahah IKRRRRRR
Lol
DONT TOUCH
Clowdy
Clowdy
"There is no more."
_One second later_
"There is more- one- _yes._ "
Best story I've heard in my life 👀👌
?
@@aubreyhawkins857 ikr idk what he means
EEE÷E÷EEEE3
@@djrobert68 *she
@@djrobert68 *sexist*
0:02 sounds like my little cousin when I try to take my phone back from them
God same here and a lot of them are toddlers or like a fourth grade and he doesn’t give it back he tackles me for it 🤦🏼♀️😂
always happens to meh
Same.
Ya
...
"dont...touch 😔"
"DONT TOUCH! 😃"
Why was that so funny? My humor is broken
Me at the start of the video: “hes talking very low” turns up the sound
Albert two seconds after: DONT TOUCH!
Me: R.I.P. my ears 2008 - 2020
Yeah, this happened to me, and also, why did you give your stinkin age online, are you an idiot? Lol. (That was a joke but like still why)
ur 12?
@@birkenomegacybertronultimate no hes 11
it depends on the month if hes 12 or 11
devil Sunflower I did that too. My ears hurt
1:32 IM SMARTER THAN U! Look at Albert when he says that
*BIG*
@Kemi Jemima *MEGA BIG HUGE GIANT BRAIÑ*
Kemi Jemima big brainey
@Kemi Jemima BIG BIG BIG BIGGGG BRAIN
I didn't even notice that for 2 years
Albert: "ARE YOU TRYING TO HACK SOMEONE?"
Me: "Wait there trying to help someone get their account back-"
Sadly truw
True
REEEEEEEEE
*They’re
or they will ask for the reset code
Every time albert dies he tries to change the subject or makes up excuses. LOL
i literally love how unlike like 50% of you tubers he doesn’t try to suck up to his fan base
we love when he calls us idiots 👍
Wow u should really try out toca bocaaaaaaaaa
@@chrisfassel3218 2 year old detected
He called us dirty rats I feel so special (fun fact I own 3 rats)
@@chrisfassel3218 5😅
7:19 when he said "look at this" an ad popped up 😂
Dude the same thing happened to me lol
yeah i got the ad
Yup
Omg same lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
Albert: "Eat this!"
Me: *Thinks of MHA*
demon under your bed diimun chan
h a i r
Alice Yugi HKFHJHSFIIS
*move it extras*
All might check
😎🍽
You make me stay up at 12:00 because of your insane humor
"this is don't press the button but better."
-Albert
No Odc man
Yaas sister
*your profile pic kinda looks like Morgs' dad...*
Thats bald Martin
JODisHere no
Albert: **shows his alt accounts name**
Me: *”fun man has fun woohoo...??”*
People who play the sims ;
@@radiostarzsk oH NOES-
@@radiostarzsk AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO
* - Candle Queen - * oH god
when u play the sims....
0:02 Sounded like it when my best friend were playing a game and that "DON'T TOUCH!" At that exact tone. It was hilarious to hear that word again.
Lol
I peed on my best friends
@@shadownixon09i'm going to pee on you
@@shadownixon09 what the hell is wrong with you💀💀💀💀
@@shadownixon09not funny
didn’t laugh
This man is never complete without spitting the monitor,camera or mic, screaming, punching his mic, saying “Hey sisters, Yas queen, Queen, Yas,” or burps into the mic
tell me i’m not the only one who re watched the beginning like a million times
I watched it alot to
same here xD
I Always Love Albert When He Screams "'STAAP"
Albert: “i don’t really find anything wrong with online dating”
Also Albert: “STOP ONLINE DATING. STOP ONLINE DATING”
edit: thanks for the likes people :D
Thanugget perfect account.
STOP ONLINE Ö-ING!!
*S T O P O N L I N E D A T I N G*
Dating is normal idiots even online...
@@alanpaynter3511 not when you walk into your house in Blox burg and two noobs broke in to do the nasty on your bed
I enjoy listening to Albert's screeches, it makes me fall asleep peacefully.
albert: _d o n t t o u c h_
albert 1 second later: *DON'T TOUCH!!*
me, who has volume on a high level because I was just listening to a quiet video: *almost has a heart attack while trying to rip off headphones*
Same
sameeeeee
My AirPod is killing me of it
WinterZ toxic no. Vids from not Albert funny loud boi
Helo
No one:
Not a single soul:
Albert: lOoK aT hErRrRRR
No not epic
*_-oop-_* not funny man
overused and unfunny
The look looks like 100k
"Don't Touch My Tail" game needs to be made. yes,
Accepted.
idk how imma do it but it will be a horror game
Yes please do
But the nya thing is against terms of service
Ikr
chaotic dumb yes
And I want u to make a video playing a scary game Bc I love scary
7:23 me when I shrivel up.
Title : *Don't touch*
Albert : **Touches*
Me : ALBERT HOW DARE YOU HE TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH...!
He not
JODisHere lmao ur baack
@@JODRecaps E
JODisHere no
Cringe
Me: “hi!”
*me watching albert*
Me now: “HEY BUSTERS!”
Yup😂
Relatable.
OMLLLL so I was doing a quiz the other day, and every time I answered a question, I just whispered "yOiNk" and the people next to me we're like what are you doing? 😂 also, relatable.
I can relate lmao
The intro got me on the floor 😂
0:02 Made Me Die Out Of Laughter
Me to
SAME
I keep replaying it.
Thank you for the Replay button
@@givemefood8524 lol