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  • @drdre2641
    @drdre2641 5 лет назад +1104

    8-9 years almost no comments but hey here we all are

    • @FeatherAce
      @FeatherAce 5 лет назад +1

      yeee

    • @meancomment2413
      @meancomment2413 4 года назад +6

      Anything is possible in Trump's America.❤🇺🇸😁

    • @dannydevito5088
      @dannydevito5088 4 года назад +9

      Mean Comment you mean an assholes America

    • @harambo88
      @harambo88 4 года назад +4

      @@dannydevito5088 just fuck you, leftard

    • @AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw
      @AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw 4 года назад +2

      Danny Devito no a great country getting their balls back

  • @Anonymous357333
    @Anonymous357333 4 года назад +763

    I'm with Jake wanting the weekend beach house.

    • @Aaaaaaaaapnd
      @Aaaaaaaaapnd 2 года назад +12

      It is a beach house...... Everyone wants it

    • @justinsmith5095
      @justinsmith5095 2 года назад +8

      If I were Charlie I would tell Jake if he wants to continue to live at the beach house hes gonna start paying rent Or hes living on the streets

    • @awesomecrafting
      @awesomecrafting 2 года назад

      Thats mean you dont want you parents to be happy

    • @lonnellmccoy6658
      @lonnellmccoy6658 2 года назад +5

      I’m definitely with Jake, my own room and bathroom at the beach house fuck that shit😂😂😂

    • @elaineranhoff9358
      @elaineranhoff9358 2 года назад +2

      Me too

  • @superjoshi6654
    @superjoshi6654 4 года назад +989

    KID JAKE was helping Charlie winning poker and THIS ONE CANT SPLIT 500 BUCKS???
    WTF HAPPENED????

    • @thema.sosoudid2229
      @thema.sosoudid2229 4 года назад +218

      The dumb writers happened

    • @jajackboss
      @jajackboss 4 года назад +58

      Weed makes you stupid

    • @maulok8441
      @maulok8441 4 года назад +72

      He got dumbed down due to the constant weed and him gaining hormones

    • @DUMB_AND_DUMBERER
      @DUMB_AND_DUMBERER 4 года назад +31

      TOO MUCH WACK-A-MOLE!!!! YOU EITHER GO BLIND OR DUMB...LOL

    • @prateeksinghal630
      @prateeksinghal630 4 года назад +16

      That's why Angus T Jones left the show!!

  • @ricstormwolf
    @ricstormwolf 3 года назад +235

    Jake knew something was up when Alan mentioned something being expensive 😂😂

  • @wakilinathannjoroge835
    @wakilinathannjoroge835 5 лет назад +493

    "Don't dude him dude"

    • @SackVegasAnime
      @SackVegasAnime 4 года назад +2

      Nathaniel Njoroge kid jake was inconsistent with intelligence to be fair

  • @ScarSonic97
    @ScarSonic97 4 года назад +401

    3:28 Never seen that angle before...

    • @bedzilasalazar629
      @bedzilasalazar629 4 года назад +32

      There is supposed to be a tv in front of the sofa

    • @ex2c8
      @ex2c8 4 года назад +29

      Bedzila Salazar yooo the TV is on the ground to the left

    • @nanka2002
      @nanka2002 4 года назад +10

      i am drunuk and i appreciate this comment.

    • @Yoctopory
      @Yoctopory 4 года назад +8

      Itˋs really, really weird.
      I remember a scene from „Friends“ where you can see the back wall of the room as well. It also only happened once in the entire series.
      Maybe its some sort of hint to the „forth wall“?

    • @Aimismyname
      @Aimismyname 4 года назад +3

      I think when Bertha's daughter was giving birth we get this angle right?

  • @rajath275
    @rajath275 5 лет назад +378

    Why did they have to make Jake an idiot? No wonder Charlie spoke crap about Lorre.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 4 года назад +78

      Herbert Erdferkel
      WRONG, the direction he was going early in the series he was learning how to gamble, including odds... and beat the adults, including Charlie... he was turning in some ways into Charlie’s mini me.... and it was awesome.... he was being educated on advanced math techniques and statistics! Chuck Lorre is a knob!

    • @AegisNova
      @AegisNova 4 года назад +32

      Rick Sanchez C137 Agreed. He may not have been the smartest kid in school, but he was getting “street smarts”.

    • @shinigamichopper
      @shinigamichopper 3 года назад +3

      @@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ What the fuck are you saying? The idiot Jake is in no way a "charlie mini me". That's exactly what everybody is complaining about. Making him completely stupid was the best way to go for comedy's sake, but Jake should've turned out to be cunning and smart. And a ladies man.

    • @Outlaw8908
      @Outlaw8908 2 года назад +3

      Yeah they totally blew it with Jake and Alan later on.

    • @TheColinChapman
      @TheColinChapman Год назад

      viewer levels. it simply worked.

  • @benberkhof4265
    @benberkhof4265 3 года назад +29

    I should write a book on parenting 😂😂😂

    • @arielbanks5557
      @arielbanks5557 2 года назад

      @@kurtpunchesthings2411 Bribery: Knowing When and How it Could Work.*

  • @therussmeister
    @therussmeister 4 года назад +155

    0:20 "Something's wrong here." Yep, they're eating pizza with a fork.

  • @holdenricker2285
    @holdenricker2285 3 года назад +120

    poor Charlie was so drugged out back then, still a legend!!

  • @whapakwhapak
    @whapakwhapak 5 лет назад +128

    they shouldve keep Eldridge instead of Walden LOL

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Год назад +7

      They should've forgiven Charlie and begged him back.

  • @AlanAlan2001
    @AlanAlan2001 5 лет назад +247

    I should write a book on parenting 😂!

    • @havok9001
      @havok9001 4 года назад +12

      Charlie is like a parent who has no kids but know what they want in the end

    • @sourabhkarmakar8040
      @sourabhkarmakar8040 4 года назад

      @Amira Djiar you missed ! symbol 😉

    • @BelldandyAsuna
      @BelldandyAsuna 3 года назад

      I guess Jake forgot the pizza delivery guy bringing dinner. When did Alan ever buy bargain pizza and Sam's Club vanilla wafers? But then again uncle Charlie ordered for pizza.

    • @BelldandyAsuna
      @BelldandyAsuna 3 года назад

      @@havok9001 Exactly. Teenage boys want privacy to play with themselves and ignore their parents- listening to loud music- smoke pot and drink. Who agrees with me?

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 3 года назад

      Sometimes Bribary works

  • @reginaldmothibi3267
    @reginaldmothibi3267 4 года назад +70

    eldridge : u call him a loser all the time
    jake : hes my dad um allowed
    😂😂

    • @redips
      @redips 3 года назад +6

      that's true, lol

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Год назад +2

      The way Alan tip toes around Jake on that just shows he's a horrible father.

  • @im1who84u
    @im1who84u 4 года назад +138

    3:27 That's the first time we ever got that camera angle of Uncle Charles's beach house.

    • @igordiaz7716
      @igordiaz7716 4 года назад +3

      @@Gentrolosiut0 are you blind?

    • @im1who84u
      @im1who84u 4 года назад +3

      @Amira Djiar ?

    • @alanwashstuff216
      @alanwashstuff216 3 года назад +1

      @@Gentrolosiut0 In the left corner loser.

  • @FayBenson
    @FayBenson 4 года назад +170

    When Charlie left the serie it stopped being interesting, funny and worth looking at. But I I look at all the old episodes when he was and I don't get tired of watching them.

  • @GraftingTactick
    @GraftingTactick 3 года назад +49

    I use to watch this show 15 years ago, bring back memories, loved it👌👍

  • @tyreebest1234
    @tyreebest1234 Год назад +19

    "I'm losing my weekend beach house?"
    "Yeah, but you're gaining a whole family."
    "I'd rather have a weekend beach house." 💀

  • @joecorr1853
    @joecorr1853 4 года назад +22

    Say anything you want about Charlie Sheen but he was the only reason I watched this show. Don't get me wrong the other cast were good but without Sheen this show was nothing. Never saw an episode after he got the boot.

  • @usamamalik420
    @usamamalik420 2 года назад +15

    I seriously wondered whether Jake and Eldredge shared the same brain cell or didn't have any brain cell to share.

  • @daltonsmith1475
    @daltonsmith1475 Год назад +3

    I don’t blame Jake for wanting live in beach house I would live there too.

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker Год назад +7

    I love how Jake new something was up when his cheap-ass father was actually showering them with food.

  • @kini2960
    @kini2960 5 лет назад +60

    $100 a month, that's like a thousand dollars a year ... * face lights up * at most.
    Cracked up so hard on that one

    • @imbigpig
      @imbigpig 5 лет назад +11

      no he says "almost" but me too

    • @Red_Beard2798
      @Red_Beard2798 4 года назад +2

      I mean... neither of them are technically wrong

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 3 года назад

      @@Red_Beard2798 ngl that was a sweet ass deal 25 bucks a week for doing nothing but live at the other place

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker Год назад +3

    Alan has no idea of how to talk/handle his own son. What a coward.

  • @jessepeeletersonamazin7952
    @jessepeeletersonamazin7952 2 года назад +8

    1:26 is that Charlies laugh on the background? LOL

  • @Mikeh2077
    @Mikeh2077 4 года назад +49

    “THAT WAS A TOTAL ACCIDENT.”

  • @MrBird2007
    @MrBird2007 4 года назад +14

    I'd rather have a weekend beach house. I agree with Jake

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat 2 года назад +13

    I like thatJakes polite enough not to call Lindsey what her kid called her

  • @Vman_95
    @Vman_95 3 года назад +30

    Eldridge: 100$ a month that's like 1000$ for year.
    Jake: almost
    😂😂

  • @LoneBlackSheep
    @LoneBlackSheep 4 года назад +25

    Charlie sheen is Legendary- make the show more funny 😄

  • @Guilhon
    @Guilhon 4 года назад +21

    Now that im older i understand those jokes the right way hahaha

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 Год назад +5

    Wait, how do you accidentally watch gay porn?

  • @Hawk3rR
    @Hawk3rR 5 лет назад +79

    No matter how much I figure, there is always going to be one left over lol

    • @TXnine7nine
      @TXnine7nine 2 года назад +1

      I was half expecting them to tear the $100 bill on half 😂

  • @danielobua
    @danielobua 3 года назад +10

    Losing a beach house is where I would also draw the line

    • @anthonyvasquezactor
      @anthonyvasquezactor Год назад

      Same. No way would I want to give up the ultimate bachelor pad for "family", which goes against the entire bachelor lifestyle.

  • @jerrydboss7251
    @jerrydboss7251 Год назад +4

    The fact jake noticed something was weird😅

  • @AlkisenSuper
    @AlkisenSuper 2 года назад +9

    You can see small signs of a possible decline here like Jake being a bit too dumb, Eldridge now as a recurring character and the scene in the kitchen being too drawn out. But there are some good lines in this clip too, and with Charlie the show remained fun and nostalgic.

  • @smitvshah
    @smitvshah 5 лет назад +33

    I don’t know how we are gonna split it

  • @RIPer-rg2cz
    @RIPer-rg2cz 5 лет назад +34

    For years this had no comments.

    • @waterdroplets1627
      @waterdroplets1627 5 лет назад +2

      @UrSuchApotato "for years" Means many years dude

  • @railnut8453
    @railnut8453 Год назад +2

    The sad part of that scene is there really are high school students and graduates out there that can’t do simple math!!! I was at the grocery store the other day, they had an item on sale 3 for a dollar. I only wanted one and the teen checkout girl for the life of her couldn’t figure out what to charge me!!!! If this is an example of the kind of people we’re graduating from our so called schools I have serious concerns for the future of our country.

    • @lj6079
      @lj6079 Год назад

      It's not just in your country.

  • @piyushbanerjee2808
    @piyushbanerjee2808 4 года назад +34

    Is there anything money can't solve?😂😂

    • @Satters
      @Satters 3 года назад +2

      death

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 3 года назад

      @@Satters well you could use your money to screw with people you disliked maybe giving yourself a small chuckle from the grave

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 2 года назад

      Makes the world go round.

  • @breakingrick778
    @breakingrick778 3 года назад +14

    2021. Still laughing out loud.

  • @vincente515
    @vincente515 5 лет назад +18

    I don't want to lose my weekend beach house.

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Год назад

      Regardless, Charlie will always welcome Jake into his home.

  • @primitivochapa7837
    @primitivochapa7837 2 года назад +3

    Hell yeah I'd stay with uncle Charlie's

  • @nathand4353
    @nathand4353 3 года назад +3

    I hate that They Made Jake so dumb , He was so Cute and smart when He was younger and i Loved it

  • @LJLMETAL
    @LJLMETAL 4 года назад +7

    Jake really isn't all that stupid!

  • @nightmarefuel8537
    @nightmarefuel8537 Год назад +1

    Don't dude him dude
    Me: what the hell🤣🤣🤣

  • @anthonyvasquezactor
    @anthonyvasquezactor Год назад +3

    1:39 So would I. It attracts women. Family does pretty much the opposite.

  • @ramahosseini8523
    @ramahosseini8523 4 года назад +13

    i should write a book about parenting lol

  • @GeauxRight777
    @GeauxRight777 3 года назад +5

    Weekend beach house is what’s up!

  • @patsaxon5284
    @patsaxon5284 4 года назад +35

    The arguements is so funny! Very well written skit!

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Год назад

      50/50 for me. Alan still doesn't know how to talk or handle his son without sounding like a frightened wimp.

  • @filthycasual4636
    @filthycasual4636 5 лет назад +151

    0:31 I don't know, 16 years of bargain pizza with fake cheese and sam' s club vanilla wafers for dessert.

    • @EdsterIII
      @EdsterIII 5 лет назад +6

      Sam's Club anything....it's basically all the food that falls on the floor at Nabisco, all the actual real food companies. If Sam Walton tried his Sam's choice products he'd BEAT HIS KIDS ASS.

    • @jrny20
      @jrny20 5 лет назад +6

      It shows that Jake, although becoming dumb in later seasons; was rather intelligent, just lazy.

  • @khushiraizada262
    @khushiraizada262 3 года назад +4

    If Teenage Jake becoming dumb was something that would actually happen then I would blame it on Eldringe, his company make Jake dumb

  • @amansinghal9612
    @amansinghal9612 3 года назад +8

    Charlie just lived his real life in the reel life

  • @deathya1
    @deathya1 3 года назад +4

    How to split that money fairly(without changing the notes.)
    Rock-paper-scissors to decide who gets $300. Then when Charlie gives them $100 for the first month, whoever lost Rock-Paper-Scissors gets that. From there either split the $100 each month, or take alternating turns.

  • @chipbroadhead4445
    @chipbroadhead4445 Год назад +1

    Charlie said my brother. Good call. Shame Jake and Berta didn't have their own show. Apart from Charlie been replaced, kept same main actors

  • @cameronblevins3812
    @cameronblevins3812 3 года назад +2

    Why Are They Eating That Pizza Like It's A Steak

  • @Quetzalcoatl4208
    @Quetzalcoatl4208 4 года назад +5

    Spend the last 100 on weed & smoke it together

  • @m-notes
    @m-notes 3 года назад +5

    Damn, Charlie was a real one. Like I knew but damn

  • @patsaxon5284
    @patsaxon5284 4 года назад +8

    I keep on going back to this video, as it is so funny! I even coppied the RUclips link to save.

  • @TheJAG6752
    @TheJAG6752 4 года назад +8

    This is exactly how the protagonist should fix any situation l

  • @MakiDragan
    @MakiDragan 3 года назад +4

    Two genius guys who cant split 500$ to two parts,but sad thing is that everywhere is a lot of this kind of guys,total sadness. Greetings from Serbia

  • @mitchellarmstrong3759
    @mitchellarmstrong3759 4 года назад +5

    But you're gaining a whole family 💀

  • @aeoey5251
    @aeoey5251 3 года назад +2

    I never liked the other kid

  • @whereismymind1841
    @whereismymind1841 4 года назад +5

    3:34 ...and that's when rational numbers were discovered

  • @OurWorldofDanceSport
    @OurWorldofDanceSport 4 года назад +6

    That escalated quickly🤣

  • @GuardianKyle
    @GuardianKyle 4 года назад +7

    "Don't dude him dude..."

  • @ZeuzBluez
    @ZeuzBluez 2 года назад +2

    What does he call his mum, I am curious😅

  • @jordan10173
    @jordan10173 2 года назад +3

    Genius writing!
    "I should write a book about parenting"

  • @ricstormwolf
    @ricstormwolf 3 года назад +3

    Is Alan eating pizza with a knife and fork??

  • @stackz4333
    @stackz4333 5 лет назад +10

    Wow that escalated quickly

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 3 года назад +11

    "Excuse us, WALK!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KingDeathscythe666
    @KingDeathscythe666 3 года назад +3

    anyone else think that the show would've been better if they made jake a younger version of charlie without the crippling issues that charlie & alan have?

  • @realKnowItAll
    @realKnowItAll 3 года назад +6

    All the sudden, Jake is looking smart!

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Год назад

      Unlike his dad he has grown and learned over the years. He knows his dad is a cheap milksop.

  • @lazyforest
    @lazyforest 5 лет назад +16

    And this is why calculators exist

    • @daniglover3871
      @daniglover3871 3 года назад

      no ...that not why they exist 🤣..ur dumber than them

    • @JonJayAllDay
      @JonJayAllDay 2 года назад

      But there's still gonna be one left over lol

  • @devravi7049
    @devravi7049 3 года назад +3

    although this jake isn’t as good as young jake but this was bloody hilarious

  • @michaelvandorn604
    @michaelvandorn604 2 года назад +1

    If they want me to dislike Eldridge.......success

  • @Ryank2150
    @Ryank2150 4 года назад +6

    “That was a total accident”

  • @Fanthomas1742
    @Fanthomas1742 4 года назад +9

    I think S8 the show was going downhill and charlie leaving was the final nail in the coffin. Whenever I rewatch the show I stop after S7

    • @heymatt1429
      @heymatt1429 4 года назад

      Thanks, now I know which seasons to download.

    • @maulok8441
      @maulok8441 4 года назад

      HeyMatt No 8 was pretty funny as well. After season 8, just stop watching all together. It gets horrible.

    • @heymatt1429
      @heymatt1429 4 года назад

      @@maulok8441 Wait, does Charlie leave season 8?

    • @maulok8441
      @maulok8441 4 года назад

      HeyMatt He leaves technically in between and isn't in 9 but is in 8. They kill him off between seasons.

    • @heymatt1429
      @heymatt1429 4 года назад

      @@maulok8441 Ok, thanks.

  • @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
    @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld 9 месяцев назад +1

    Jake was right ; Now he's supposed to stay at his father's lover's house?? No way . Shane on both of these adults!!!!!!!
    .Once again, Alan showed that he's a
    rotten parent and a weak human , who cannot be the leader of a family

  • @oscarkaputo5020
    @oscarkaputo5020 5 лет назад +21

    Jake:Will it be OK if I call your mum what you call her?
    Lindsey: what do you call me?

  • @ScytheDaddy
    @ScytheDaddy 2 года назад +1

    Man. I felt bad for both teens. That was a bad deal

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Год назад

      If they are friends you'd think they'd want to spend more time together.

  • @markejon4408
    @markejon4408 4 года назад +5

    100 $ a month = 1000 $ a year hahaha

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 года назад

      With taxes, yes. And that's a serious discount on income taxes.

  • @elisaolivan6498
    @elisaolivan6498 Год назад +2

    Does jake realize the beach house is not his lol 😅😂😂😂

  • @dat_sik_cty6947
    @dat_sik_cty6947 3 года назад +2

    Without Charlie its not the same show anymore

  • @nickz5849
    @nickz5849 4 года назад +3

    They arent wrong. Its five bills so they cant split it

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 года назад +1

      All they need to do is buy something and get change. Chances are, they'll get a mix of 20's and 10's that add up to $50, to give to the person who didn't buy something.
      Or spend $100 on something they will share together.

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 3 года назад

      @@carultch Dont even need to buy anything just exchange it for bills you can split lol but they originally werent "wrong"

  • @thenewadventuresofhenry6998
    @thenewadventuresofhenry6998 2 года назад +3

    Charlie's the best at self interest.

  • @pricexx1
    @pricexx1 Год назад +1

    That was a really awesome solution orchestrated by Charlie

  • @shishir2573
    @shishir2573 2 года назад +1

    😂... Don't know why but I'm always in awe of potheads😂

  • @williemvula7999
    @williemvula7999 5 лет назад +5

    i should write a book on parenting

  • @therealchristfollower
    @therealchristfollower 4 года назад +8

    Isn't it funny how saying, "at least I don't watch gay porn" would land this show on the controversial list today, lol this episode is only from 08-09. The gay mafia has totally took over..

    • @conor-_C
      @conor-_C 3 года назад +3

      No body cares

  • @tessabrown148
    @tessabrown148 2 года назад +1

    Dude stop being so prissy and stop eating pizza with knife and fork smh

  • @yalc-04
    @yalc-04 3 года назад +1

    Everyone: WALDEN SUCKS
    Me: why cant I like both Charlie & Ashton?

  • @davidkettles7989
    @davidkettles7989 Год назад +2

    Who eats pizza with a fork and a knife ?

  • @jaredmccain7518
    @jaredmccain7518 3 года назад +3

    I love this show

  • @cedrichartz6426
    @cedrichartz6426 4 года назад +10

    Elridge need his own show

    • @jelenajelenic9069
      @jelenajelenic9069 Год назад +1

      Yes,with Jake,they are really like Beavis&Buthead(sorry writting)),😅😂😂😂😂😂

  • @UnReadBook12
    @UnReadBook12 Год назад +1

    I should write a book in parenting

  • @Yoctopory
    @Yoctopory 5 лет назад +6

    Is this the first time we see the back wall?

  • @Ghostkiller_110
    @Ghostkiller_110 3 года назад +1

    People say Jake is not smart 🤣🤣

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Год назад

      Did you see him light one of Eldrige's farts on fire?

  • @haydendraycott7897
    @haydendraycott7897 3 года назад +2

    3:18 shockingly, he's right

  • @jackcuellar357
    @jackcuellar357 4 месяца назад +1

    Jake learned to be a bigger freeloader than his dad

  • @AlenAlic
    @AlenAlic 2 года назад

    Sam’s Club vanilla wafers 😂😂😂