This guy is a real treasure and a talent for improvisation. He really looks people in the eye and destroys their beliefs and they just smile the whole time.
My high school used to lock us out so we would have to knock on classrooms until someone would come and open the door. So many kids just didn't go back to school and just got high instead.
He can't be host, same issue as Klepper, he is white and at an age where identity politics are huge, host will have to be either female/different race/different sexuality or 3 in 1.
"It's crazy that we're going back to things all the way in the 1970s" Me: technically it makes a lot of sense. Remember that the people who caused the Roe v Wade overturning are called conservatives. I learned that the actual name conservative actually means conserving or taking it back to a time that made sense to them. So then taking it to the 1970s seems like it makes the most sense to them. The best way to think about it is they are like the timekeepers of America
RvW was enacted in 1973. Abortion was protected through most of the 70s. The “conservatives” want to take us back to 1950, they want to return to segregation, and roll back women’s rights. Even the 1960s were too progressive for them.
@@LizStaples I was just going based off what he had said when he should have said a time before 1970s. But my idea still stands they want to take you back to a time where it was for them a simpler time
Tbh, conservatives want to conserve what exists in values. Reactionaries want to go back. At least in Europe. In the USA conservative means right wing.
Drug cartels aren’t shooting up schools, grocery stores, and night clubs. Cartel violence happens in the US too, it is an issue, it isn’t the same issue as young men getting guns and going on killing sprees on their own. The individualistic nature of mass shootings is of note.
@@LizStaples I think the point is about cartels that citizens in Mexico cannot legally own firearms and it has literally the opposite of the intended effect, causing mass markets for weapons smuggling and a populace unable to defend itself.
@@beargillium2369 without being organized into a defense force citizens are not going be able to protect themselves from cartels, cartels are basically paramilitary forces. I agree that black market in Mexico is a problem. I’m not sure it could have been helped though, Mexico was on a path to not being a nation anymore and instead a lawless waste land, while some areas (especially US border where cartels and federalies regularly clash still are, some of Mexico was able to secure more lasting peace with these laws) The 1960s were marked by a series of anti-government movements that escalated to the Tlatelolco massacre, prompting then-President Echeverría and Mexican Congress to modified Article 10 of the Constitution to its present form today, which permits private ownership of firearms within the home only. In January 1972, with the enactment of the Federal Law of Firearms and Explosives, the legal proliferation of firearms among the population was heavily limited and restricted.
@@beargillium2369 When cartels start targeting schools and grocery stores then you would have a comparable argument. Columbia simply has different violence than the US does.
The first part is REALLY cool! OK… the second part was too. But! The whole piece really glossed over the difficulty- nay, the impossibility- that women in the US face when *they* elect to become sterilized. Granted, Michael is not the ideal reporter for this story, but surely one of the female journalists at TDS could do a piece on the virtual *impossibility* of a woman of child-bearing age being able to get her tubes tied in the US. With, or without, her husband’s permission. It’s GROSS, hypocritical, and uncalled for. Thanks!
Not only in the U.S. this is next to impossible. In other countries folks are also still in the 1700s. You can decide to get knocked up at 12 but you CAN'T be trusted to make an informed decision about your own body to NOT BREED when you're 25 or 30 bc society (the owners of your body) tell you 'you might change your mind'. You mean like many of the breeders regret having their brats but won't admit it? And even IF someone has regrets IT IS STILL THEIR DECISION TO MAKE. Don't worry about other people's life decisions, folks!
@@LizStaples Those are just lame excuses. They fear if men get the pill, it could be the end of humanity. Why give men more freedom than they already have, eh?
@@eamylord this is true, women’s pills were basically comparing against risk of pregnancy, which has even today an alarming mortality rate. Mens pills didn’t have that to compare to so were often scrapped at first sign of risk. There is a new male contraceptive right now about to hit phase 3 trials! Exciting stuff.
Dude completely made that awkward by putting his job in the job description as an undercover conspiracy reporter and he's just like oh yeah we've been found out. Not sure if satire or real
Kids listen. Pull out works. Took a few slip ups and a few more trips to The Carolina Women's Clinic, to get my technique down but hey, I'm unstoppable these days. There's a reason it's called "the rhythm method"
And these documents are classified, but not classified top-secret right? Doesn't classified also mean that they might be classified to be not really secret?
Unfortunately Scotland had one mass shooting. Rip little ones. The guy was in some gun club which is virtually unheard of over there. Never forget the Dunblane angels❤️
*_KOSTA!_* We love you to pieces. If you don't have a record (no shame,) I really think you should run for office as a true RINO. They'll go for the "I did it for the work" story (see: George Santos) - that crowd would love the persona. We love the persona AND the real you. Bravo and much success in '23. 💐
Men everywhere, crossing their legs hearing about the cutting of "the tiny little tube"; before they find out which tiny little tubes the doctor is referring.
I think a man should have the right of signing away his child if the mother is the only one who wants to keep it. But a woman should always have the right to have their babies. It's their body
This guy is a real treasure and a talent for improvisation. He really looks people in the eye and destroys their beliefs and they just smile the whole time.
Which is why he should be the next host for the daily show, he really makes the same impact as trevor did
@@joelh3030 yes! I agree. I really don’t understand Leslie being the choice
I can't tell if you're joking. Did klepper write this? 2 dudes can do different things on the same show
Yall, Jordan Klepper is exactly who you just explained too- and I love em both but think Klepper’s genuinely just more awesome
He is crushing it as always
LOVE me some Kosta! Been waiting for this one...and Klepper 😁.
I can’t believe I just watched Travis get a vasectomy while Michael Kosta stood there singing a ballad about it 😂😂😂😂😂
"Oo-Oo-hh Deez Nuuuts..." 🤣🤣 this guy is hilarious
❤too funny. especially the vasectomy piece. wow. thanks for the laughter! ❤
The doctor was trying so hard to not get annoyed
crushing it, kosta is.
I love how he uses the doors excuse and because it's International people cuz we're smart they're like "That's a dumb idea" as a joke it works
Oof
“…traitor, with a HARD R”😂😂😂
🎶"ohh deez nuuutz" 🎶
🤣🤦🏾♂️
Kosta definitely needs to be elected to Congress, say from a Long Island district.
His monologue about being a parent I want to say it's relatable but I'm not a parent soooooo.......but I see that being very relatable
My high school used to lock us out so we would have to knock on classrooms until someone would come and open the door. So many kids just didn't go back to school and just got high instead.
Michael got me through this crazy political landscape the past few years.
Costa is my favorite 😂
Kosta is my favorite! ❤️
Between brain freezes and the creepy music they play? Just say no to Ice Cream Trucks! LOL!
Doors!??
He is so funny and awesome!
Snip snip😂😂😂
Ur too much Costa I love ur humor !!
I would love to know hopefully in the future if the special Master actually felt this way. Really would add to this joke
17:12 isn‘t it Ice cream GAZPACHO?
so when are you guys making him the host? Hes literally the perfect choice, Even when trevor hosted he was crushing it. #michaelkostahostthedailyshow
Haha 😆😆😆
He can't be host, same issue as Klepper, he is white and at an age where identity politics are huge, host will have to be either female/different race/different sexuality or 3 in 1.
@@illidanisdead6924 ahah welcome to wokeworld !
I'm waiting for my hot tip!
If I got arrested for a small amount of marijuana for personal use, I can’t carry guns anymore. Ridiculous
If i got 0 arrest for nothing, i cant carry guns either. But i’m french, guess what : no mass shooting
him funny 🤣
him big funny
That's hilarious he was like having a funeral for the vas deferens
There is ONE door in Paris that has allowed A LOT of shooting to take place.
Jim Morrison.
Love Matt
Kosta is the best choice to host the Daily Show after Trevor
Genius
8:00
"It's crazy that we're going back to things all the way in the 1970s"
Me: technically it makes a lot of sense. Remember that the people who caused the Roe v Wade overturning are called conservatives. I learned that the actual name conservative actually means conserving or taking it back to a time that made sense to them. So then taking it to the 1970s seems like it makes the most sense to them. The best way to think about it is they are like the timekeepers of America
RvW was enacted in 1973. Abortion was protected through most of the 70s. The “conservatives” want to take us back to 1950, they want to return to segregation, and roll back women’s rights. Even the 1960s were too progressive for them.
@@LizStaples I was just going based off what he had said when he should have said a time before 1970s. But my idea still stands they want to take you back to a time where it was for them a simpler time
Tbh, conservatives want to conserve what exists in values. Reactionaries want to go back.
At least in Europe. In the USA conservative means right wing.
Who is going to present the daily show after trevor?
Can we have him as the official host?
if you don't like Michael Kosta, there's something wrong with you.
There's definitely no violence in Columbia
Drug cartels aren’t shooting up schools, grocery stores, and night clubs. Cartel violence happens in the US too, it is an issue, it isn’t the same issue as young men getting guns and going on killing sprees on their own. The individualistic nature of mass shootings is of note.
@@LizStaples I think the point is about cartels that citizens in Mexico cannot legally own firearms and it has literally the opposite of the intended effect, causing mass markets for weapons smuggling and a populace unable to defend itself.
@@LizStaples they may not "shoot up schools" but they'll definitely kidnap your wife and children from your home which you're not allowed to protect.
@@beargillium2369 without being organized into a defense force citizens are not going be able to protect themselves from cartels, cartels are basically paramilitary forces.
I agree that black market in Mexico is a problem. I’m not sure it could have been helped though, Mexico was on a path to not being a nation anymore and instead a lawless waste land, while some areas (especially US border where cartels and federalies regularly clash still are, some of Mexico was able to secure more lasting peace with these laws) The 1960s were marked by a series of anti-government movements that escalated to the Tlatelolco massacre, prompting then-President Echeverría and Mexican Congress to modified Article 10 of the Constitution to its present form today, which permits private ownership of firearms within the home only. In January 1972, with the enactment of the Federal Law of Firearms and Explosives, the legal proliferation of firearms among the population was heavily limited and restricted.
@@beargillium2369 When cartels start targeting schools and grocery stores then you would have a comparable argument. Columbia simply has different violence than the US does.
The first part is REALLY cool! OK… the second part was too. But! The whole piece really glossed over the difficulty- nay, the impossibility- that women in the US face when *they* elect to become sterilized. Granted, Michael is not the ideal reporter for this story, but surely one of the female journalists at TDS could do a piece on the virtual *impossibility* of a woman of child-bearing age being able to get her tubes tied in the US. With, or without, her husband’s permission. It’s GROSS, hypocritical, and uncalled for. Thanks!
Not only in the U.S. this is next to impossible. In other countries folks are also still in the 1700s. You can decide to get knocked up at 12 but you CAN'T be trusted to make an informed decision about your own body to NOT BREED when you're 25 or 30 bc society (the owners of your body) tell you 'you might change your mind'. You mean like many of the breeders regret having their brats but won't admit it? And even IF someone has regrets IT IS STILL THEIR DECISION TO MAKE. Don't worry about other people's life decisions, folks!
Love it got my against abortion get a vasectomy on my car.
American obsessed is a polite way to say terrorist
@TheDailyShow2-onNICEGRAM4 how
@TheDailyShow2-onNICEGRAM2 nicegram can't be downloaded in country because African is not part of this planet
@TheDailyShow2-onNICEGRAM2 is there a nother way?
You need means of Egress
But why jump to vasectomies? Can't we have a choice of male contraceptive methods in addition to condoms?
They tried to make “the pill” for men, but the side effects were deemed too sever and the project was dropped. 🤷🏻♀️
@@LizStaples Those are just lame excuses. They fear if men get the pill, it could be the end of humanity. Why give men more freedom than they already have, eh?
@@LizStaples women pills have way more side effects ,,,
@@eamylord this is true, women’s pills were basically comparing against risk of pregnancy, which has even today an alarming mortality rate. Mens pills didn’t have that to compare to so were often scrapped at first sign of risk. There is a new male contraceptive right now about to hit phase 3 trials! Exciting stuff.
Because men can't tolerate the side effects
anyone got a clue when this show will have an actual host again? or is this the daily show from now until its canceled?
In December, they said they expected/hoped to have a permanent host start by fall (September) of this year (2023)
Dude completely made that awkward by putting his job in the job description as an undercover conspiracy reporter and he's just like oh yeah we've been found out. Not sure if satire or real
Tv shows arent real ....
First
Here's your prize 🍪
Kids listen.
Pull out works.
Took a few slip ups and a few more trips to The Carolina Women's Clinic, to get my technique down but hey, I'm unstoppable these days.
There's a reason it's called "the rhythm method"
Stewart for President!
Hilarious ice cream truck sketch.
Either Costa or Klepper deserve the hosting of the Daily Show!
.😅🤣 ... "like it's ted cruz in an emergency ..." 😂
Hansel and Gretel doors! 😭 😂 Ted Cruise, wicked witch!
Kosta is so funny😂😂🤣🤣
And these documents are classified, but not classified top-secret right? Doesn't classified also mean that they might be classified to be not really secret?
Love you, Mike Kosta!
The new arrangement of the theme music is odd.
Oh no not trap commandment number three! 🙊🙊🙊 why would you do that Kosta 😂😂😂
🎶 Snip, snip, hooray🎶 😂😂😂
"You shoot out a circle" 🤣
Unfortunately Scotland had one mass shooting. Rip little ones. The guy was in some gun club which is virtually unheard of over there. Never forget the Dunblane angels❤️
5:45 There is a vast difference, if I ever did enough,
Between the vas deferens and the epididymous.
Would you like a wing and while not you're working 😂😂😂
Never had a mass shooting in Ireland? ROFL 🤣🤣🤣 I guess guerilla war doesn't count??
“The Troubles” were notorious for use of bombs pretty much exclusively, so yeah not really mass shooting. It’s a different thing all together.
I would love to get interviewed by him, as long as i get his drift, i would give him the best answers, both funny and political!
Evidence.
You guys are so fr***ing nuts !
the best medicine🤗🤗🤗
New Host pls
*_KOSTA!_* We love you to pieces. If you don't have a record (no shame,) I really think you should run for office as a true RINO. They'll go for the "I did it for the work" story (see: George Santos) - that crowd would love the persona. We love the persona AND the real you. Bravo and much success in '23. 💐
Men everywhere, crossing their legs hearing about the cutting of "the tiny little tube"; before they find out which tiny little tubes the doctor is referring.
We had another one in CA the day after this video was posted. 10 people dead. Hopefully no more.
No more ... excuse me 🤣
rat trap in the file.
why does the audio on "the grocery spot" video have so much reverb?
I think a man should have the right of signing away his child if the mother is the only one who wants to keep it. But a woman should always have the right to have their babies. It's their body
#WOMANSRIGHTS🤎🤍🖤💜💚💛🧡💯🇺🇲