*sees checkpoint pressure plate* “Woah, this is useless.” Edit: it’s actually “woah, this is worthless” I’m not correcting it above to credit the person who corrected me. Thanks m8
Map Creator: *Spends 500 hours of his life making the map* Astralio: Beats it in 7 minutes and 47 seconds Map Creator: ._. Edit: thanks guys for 1k likes and btw if u haven't alrdy sub to Astralio
i love how this dude is just blowing through this obstacle course and some extremely hard jumps as if it was a piece of cake to him... he got this whole course layout memorized...
something so interesting is how he never takes his fingers off sprint and w, and barely presses other directions. he is all about aiming in the right direction to jump and pressing the space bar precisely
astralio: complete entire parkour map in less than 8 min and doesn’t even step on half the checkpoints me: somehow manages to fall even though there is no blocks to fall through
mom: 8 minutes left, then its your brother’s turn!
this guy:
Wow more than 100 like with no comment
Wow
ustedes no critican roblox??
IF you turn the quality to 140p anf watch it on full screen you would just see some random pixels
The last 15 sec will be like: am i a joke to you?
Students: the traffic is high ,teachers wont come
Math teacher:
XDXDXDXDXDXD
i can relate
For me it was my environmental science teacher, that guy still took us out on field trips even if it was raining. Good times haha
@@ShovelLettuce did he pass an spiral parkour?
Omg 🤣🤣
'Where's your base at?'
*"Right over here just follow me."*
good comment
lol
Lmfaooo
At first I didn’t understand
Hmm
RUclips shorts creators getting ready to steal this
Add some Mobile Game/asmr in the background
You know it's a speedrun when the guy doesn't mind the crucial checkpoints
obviously
*an any% speedrun when
You know it's a speedrun when it has it in the damn title
@@BladeMK that response made me laugh out loud
@@just_a_tepig3611 Yes cuz that's fricking true
this is how my grandparents went to school
Underrated comment
Xdddddd
Fuck. I was gonna say that
@ShadowFrost Angel You're
by playing minecraft? whoa
When you are trying to collect your items that are where you last died before they despawn
German Tilán Fernández thanks for ruining the joke :)
German Tilán Fernández r/wooosh
@@friedbutter9722 r/wooooshwith4os r/ihavereddit
Lol me
I would like your comment but its at 469 and we all know the rules.
(in tts voice)
"old people of reddit, when was a time you realized you're old?"
"Hey, unborn fetus here."
The legend says he's still holding W
@Fiw and Q
What Does Q Do Instead Dropping Item?
@@rajendrakumara looks like he binded sprint to Q
@@fiw1497 I use sprint as Q and my Drop as -, since holding q and w to get around is way faster then w-w.
@Andy Li That's banned for most servers actually
“Babe, come over”
“I can’t, you live on top of a spiral parkour map”
“My parents aren’t home”
Me:
Heh
I wonder why someone would live on top of a mountain of death
Or parkour goes both ways if theirs lava and a void
Imagine doing all of that...
with the groceries
@@playingmusic5693 And a Boulder rolling behind you
When your parents tell you that you got 10 minutes to play before bedtime
yes
Heres the extra 3 minutes ruclips.net/video/xvFZjo5PgG0/видео.html
@@gongjoongdoduk dang it you did it
Hi
@@chillyproductions4851 heya
You did a great job with all the hidden shortcuts in the parkour! 👍🏻
Speedrunners: *remember the entire parkour
Me: *I'm still getting lost in my Minecraft house
Me:*im still getting trap on my dirt hut
So true
@@user-bo1ej5im9t liar
@@somanathdash7979 ...woooosh
@@somanathdash7979 ITS a joke dumb dumb
Teacher: ok so this test is really hard, take your time.
Smart kid:
Its also the kid who didnt study
Totul este editat
@@CourtFool yeh in a different way
@@ana-bq4yj ce mă?
666th like.
When you only have a 10 minute free-trial:
ikr
mine is 90 B)
Lol 😂
Lol
:Dd
This map reminds me of this one level in Super Mario Galaxy where you run from rising lava in a spiral type structure.
melty molten galaxy! bonus points if youre doing the daredevil comet
Checkpoints: Exists
Astralio: *We don’t do that here*
But he died 1 time sooo (a m a bad IMO)
fake news astralio or hax
This give me more anxiety than normal
Jsksks
yas lol
when you ask for a table and the waiter says “follow me”
TCMS Minecraft Let’s Play heheh
Underrated
wii there yet waiter.?
I’m sorry I want to copy this comment so bad
I
I keep getting anxiety that he’s going to fall each time he turns a corner
He’s an air bender
Who
666 likes 😳
@@bluephoenix7102 why do you think that and what is with that profile pic why is everyone using it?
Flower Girl2000 he fell once
Professional YT shorts background maker
Litearlly
"Come over"
"Can't. Stuck in a Spiral Parkour."
"My parents aren't home."
Jaha
Haha
Be there in 8
Lolololololol
Timestamp?
When your minecraft girlfriend tells you she's home alone
derpgamer it’s also just a meme for like fun, sometimes it’s not legitimate
@@terra-brawlstars1891 wow what a loser
derpgamer oder is from roblox
didn't you realize I was joking
I guess I need to put "jk" at the end next time.
This moment when he stops for 0.1s and you know that next is harder jump
everybody gangsta til' he stops for 0.0000001s
@@tedreal2748 yeah stopping for that long is probably impossible
@@dechtle_2296 yeah you taking a joke is almost impossible
@@designeddoesstuff7704 i know its a joke i am just kidding bro chill
@@designeddoesstuff7704 bro not even flex seal can stop that sick burn lmaoooo
This is always so satisfying to watch I come back to it every once in a while
The amount of times he landed on the edge hurts
I was annoyed but I think it's actually on purpose, the damage makes the jump slightly higher
@@a-bird-lover pain makes him stronger
@@doorstopper674 NO PAIN, NO GAIN
The weird thing is, he lands half on half off the slime blocks so they bounce him higher
Ok
Checkpoints: Step on me!
Astralio: My goals are beyond your understanding
hahahhahahaa
this comment is underrated
Underrrated
The checkpoints are simps
*S I M P*
“Hello everyone this is your daily dose of anxiety”
not anxiety... excitement!
Haha daily dose of internet
@@JoaoJogaOfc yeah lol
@@JoaoJogaOfc
Bom dia :D
@@spoopy_berry8598 bom dia kkkkk B R
The impressive part isn't that he found tons of shortcuts without falling once, but that he did it without the music in the edited version
It doesn't work in 1.7.2. I put the file in %appdata%.minecraft/saves and the track does not appear.
Just imagine the focus on this guy's face.
His face: ಠ_ಠ
Lol yes
ruclips.net/video/t1wDupQHj7Y/видео.html
for a perfect match look at a geometry dash players face
😐
Your grandparents explaining how they got to school
OML LMAOOOOOO🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Nah they had creative mode
Saywhaa? Lol
lol
Underrated
Him: 7 minutes and 47 seconds
Me: 7days 4 hours and 7 minutes
mine is 77 years 100 months 10000000000000000000000000000 days
@@mastertattu4412 Bruh You Not Died(joke) 🤣🤣
@@mastertattu4412 So 2,73972602 E25 years
@@vivy7922 it says 77 years lmao
@@MrBored-zm9ww and 1000000000000000000000000 days.
Mate this is epic! I was trying to guess where you'd be going next nd constantly surprised!! Well done!!
2:39
Speed runner: “DAMNIT I COULD’VE SAVED 2 SECONDS.”
Why did he stop tho?
@@benjaminsuarez9579 whenever he stops, im assuming hes lining up his jump. (just a guess, dont hate on me)
octagon probably crunching his hands for 2 seconds before putting them back on the keys haha I know I would be
I’ve watched this video a few times now and counted only 16 seconds he could have shaved off. All in all, impressive
NXR Graphics mb it was a tricksetup or the place where he kept dying
he is so focused that he didn’t even need a check point
well, if he failed he probably wouldve started over again instead of using checkpoints? thats the point of speedruns
this man's confidence is godly. He's not playing to practice, he knows he doesn't need it. He's playing to win.
@@lolsadboi3895 he definitely needs practice spending hours and hours setting up for this game lmao
@EvanYT Channel more like 7:25
Guy; "stops for half a second"
The proof that no one is fearless
lol i too noticed that and I was like "AHAA! HE IS HUMAN!"
*e*
When?
@@joshuafiske1826 4:36
He did many fails.
And he died one time.
But it's still very very good
Congratulate you especially for the epic music, continue like this, you are a great Astralio
PE teacher: even my grandma can run faster than you guys!
PE teacher's grandma:
Okay this is a good one
For those comments I pay internet.
Is worth every penny
1 thousandth like!
@@thelunaticcultist5157 yeah i didn't expect to get over 1K likes because i am unpopular
Me on my way to my girlfriends house when she says her parents aren’t home
Doggo when did you had a girl you didnt told your owner green man i m mad now >:(
@@FaF-z you're questionable
@@ec-68 >:)
@@ec-68 you are smart boi
You mean your imaginary girlfriend.
Me the entire video: what a dumb move... oh wait
I see so many youtubers in this comment section
hey you aren’t dead
Yooo it’s the Ambassador of the community
@@vinishoos9190 maybe because your on RUclips
Lol
Citten harika şimdiye kadarki gördüğüm en iyi minecraft parkuru. 👍👍👍
“Whoops, forgot to record.”
rip
shadowplay
Imagine that if he forgot to record when he finish the parkour spiral
@@meowdy.. best youtuber
Hahahah
People playing minecraft: "yeh this is fun!"
Astralio: I AM SPEED
110 likes in one day yet no comments
wtf
300th like
skem 439 is
skem you cared enough to comment. And if it doesn’t matter then just dismiss it? You don’t have to go making a comment that has no impact.
@skem wow, you're so cool. You must get tons of likes on your youtube comments. I wanna grow up to be just like you.
RUclipsr : how to parkour easily! Just follow these EASY steps
The tutorial:
" *EASY STEPS* " 😂
just run and jump bro
@@Interesting_Failure lol true
bruh this ez
Lol
He jumps at the edges of the slimes thus producing damage and slime jump at once revealing him to jump more higher .... Hats off
A mechanic I’ve never even seen before but saves so much time
When she says her parents aren’t home
GD Harold You just misused the word simp.
Yep GD Harold
You miss used it
how original
GD Harold misused
*sees checkpoint pressure plate*
“Woah, this is useless.”
Edit: it’s actually “woah, this is worthless”
I’m not correcting it above to credit the person who corrected me.
Thanks m8
well he press it sometime
btw who the heck would try to press that when doing a speedrun
I think the actual meme is: Woah, this is worthless
i believe you mean worthless
uncultured swine
Yes, it is.
*oops*
Fathom14 *GOTTEM HARD THERE MATE*
Gym teacher: "Take a slow, relaxed jog around the track to warm up"
The annoying athletic kid:
I liked your comment just because of your name
Im the 69th like
Trolling NPC no I am lol
@@indianmidget886 why are you like this
LMAOO
Dear Reddit am I the asshole for setting an orphanage on fire?
"So I did a little speedrun off cam.."
/gamemode 1
/gamemode 3 ez
The amount of times my heart dropped when he almost fell off.
Koral your the type of person to cry at the end of titanic
Said campos LMAO I AM
@@koral4684 that is adorable
The clench god confirmed.
why does everytime he skips a pressure plate makes me anxious
Me too :/
wo ya bruh it was a rhetorical question 🗿
i cant watch this without a reddit story
Astralio: *Doesn't take fire damage to jump onto a fence*
Me: Impossible!
AStRaLiO wAs On A fEnCe To JuMp On ThE oTheR FEnCE!!1!!!1111
You can’t be set on fire and stay on fire on this map
Girl: come to my house
Astralio: but you're on top of a mountain
Girl: My parents aren't home
Astralio:
The Kings Snail very funny
very comedy
You copied someone btw
@@seriousduck3372 Іt doesnt matter who's first, it matters because people still make memes like these
Impostor he should at least give more credit to the original coment
Legend says he’s still holding down the W key
HE LITERALLY STOPS HOLDING IT WHEN HE GETS ONTO THE LILYPAD
@@commentspae r/woooosh
@@commentspae he is fucking joking dude
and the q key
@@vrtr I’m not a keyboard guy so why is he even holding down on the q key?
This took me 17 minutes to do and this man did it in almost less than 7 minutes 😂
It took me almost 2 hours
Took me like 45 minutes first time
PE Teacher: Today we are doing acrobatics
That one kid in class:
“Ok, now let’s do it with the camera on”
he didn't recorded
@@thacuber2a03 r/woooosh
@@thacuber2a03 hey pal, you just blowing in from stupid town?
@@Polyhedron69 did anyone knew that I made it on purpose
and another thing, yes I came from that town, but you are the mayor
@@weirdchannel4647 DON'T SEND ME TO REDDIT
*I hAtE rEdDiT*
Map Creator: *Spends 500 hours of his life making the map*
Astralio: Beats it in 7 minutes and 47 seconds
Map Creator: ._.
Edit: thanks guys for 1k likes and btw if u haven't alrdy sub to Astralio
Well this guy also failed like 500 times just to be a pro at this map
O mapa foi alterado
Um from brasil
5:28
Especially this part
._.XD
You are a champion in parkour maps, congratulations Astralio, you know that I finished this Parkour Spiral map like you
i love how this dude is just blowing through this obstacle course and some extremely hard jumps as if it was a piece of cake to him... he got this whole course layout memorized...
Hello fish nice to meet you
@@Snowflake_Snake augh
What’s more amazing is how many shortcuts he took, like the damage slime jumps, it’s so hard but he did it like so many times
I gave up trying to count how many times I would have died.
i died like 50 or mor
I must have crossed 100
bruh i died 17 times how’d yall like die that many times
28
i died so many 💀💀
School bell: * rings*
Literally everyone
Wrong this is getting to your next class on the other side of the building
Commentary RUclipsrs: It’s free real estate
Me: Ayyy, i finally made it past the first section, where are you?
Astralio: 2 more jumps and i'm done
the legends has said that hes still pressing "Q"
its probably his sprint key
Legend said that you copied the comment
i still press q all the time when sprinting and like I need to stop-
My sprint key is f
I use Sprint pressing Q too
Checkpoints: **exist**
Astralio: **runs past them**
Checkpoints: Am I a joke to you?
Yo ppl saying that is getting old
boimemes Hoi hoi facts
Astralio: yes
I have been searching for this for AGES
The speed of me running to my bed when i shut the lights off to sleep be like:
Honey you took 8 minutes, I can take 1 second if you leave the lights out
ZœSßô Śúœłį
I was also trying to go along with the joke, seems like both of you don’t have brains.
*Laughs in high bed
Anyone else get this recommended and was like eh why not?
@@Miaweolla shush
Yuh
yea XD
Īe, Minecraft parukūru o kensaku shite, kore o mimashita...
Uah
Her: come over
Him: I cant i'm doing parkour
Her: my parents arent home
Him:
100 likes O_o
K and...
Stupid
Jodie Bicknell Dude its a joke how is it stupid?
@@jodiebicknell1301 its possible you dont understand cuz your kid
Jodie Bicknell You know what else is stupid? That fact that you think your parents wanted you.
7:46 In Dhar Mann's video: would you like to retry? yes
The way he’s just like “nah bruv I don’t need checkpoints,”
Thats the point, if he died he may as well start over
At almost every jump it looks like he's gonna miss the platform but he lands so perfectly on top of them
Dllllleya
If you need to Relax Minecraft Parkour ASMR Watch This: ruclips.net/video/t9uQVYo3F1w/видео.html
He is raazit
7:29
6:52 was so satisfying when the music lined up
pog
@@breezy5511 champ
@@breezy5511 gers
It's mattress firm's labor day sale
@@tovact save 25% today! Only at matress firm.
Kept me on the edge of my seat the entire time! Good job.
Imagine he fell right before he finished the parkour...
I don’t wanna imagine that
he has check points tho
He kinda did
he probably did in another take
Spain without S
Cringe asf 🤦♀️
This guy: imagine stepping on checkpoints lol
Real gamers don't use checkpoints
i was looking for this
Imagine using checkpoints
lmao
But he stepped on one
me: *_opens door_*
my dogs:
Lol
Lol same
How slow are you’re dogs to take 7 minutes to come?!?
@@fatihbulut9718 no fuck off
@@thetarr2 what
Some guy in a TikTok: gets interviewed
The bottom half of the screen:
something so interesting is how he never takes his fingers off sprint and w, and barely presses other directions. he is all about aiming in the right direction to jump and pressing the space bar precisely
TUNAP HOLY MOLY what is the luck I come across you lel
tunap Plug yer channel in here lol it’ll be funny
@@squadofstupidstuff3413 lmao
@@squadofstupidstuff3413 who the fook is this guy?
@@SneakoV2 the most amazingest epicest bestest youtuberest everest
Everyone : Take a checkpoint
Australio: What is a checkpoint?
Everyone: take checkpoint
Astralio: wait theres checkpoint
hoy
nooo did
@@sauoody7159 wat
Replay
The teacher: come on, the exam is not very difficult.
The exam:
THIS MAKES SENSE xD
No sense
U have to do it in 5 minutes
Crist Lee it makes sense.
Crist Lee he is saying it’s a hard exam.
When he finally stepped on that checkpoint, my heart finally calmed down 😂😂😂
When this guy turn into a grandparent and shows his grandchildren how this is done
astralio: complete entire parkour map in less than 8 min and doesn’t even step on half the checkpoints
me: somehow manages to fall even though there is no blocks to fall through
into the backrooms headass
@@lolsadboi3895 how about your profile picture?
Wait,what???
Yeah true
lol
Bruh
He missed like 3 times!
@@oqhixlism4969are you sure? I'm pretty sure he missed almost all of them
This is how I am going to my school when I am late
me the entire video: what- how- omg that was so close- wow- what- I-
You forget huh-whf
Bitch, what? Speak the fuck up
@@saymon3158 o
@@saymon3158 d
@@saymon3158 d
Imagine making one mistake and having to start all over again
I'm sure that did happen hundreds of times. This run is less than 8 minutes long though, imagine choking a speedrun that lasts hours
@@mitchmitch555 thousands*
Yea, that's speedrunning for ya
7:28
@Navid dara you fool.
Girl: Come to me
Boy: I can't
Girl: My parents are not home
Boy:
😳
@@bucket0123 i need to fill the bucket
@@bucket0123 imma fill you
@@bucket0123 Hey bucket of head circuts
You stole that comment.
bro the type of guy to jump for the beef
Nobody:
Officer Earl trying to stop Flint Lockwood and his crazy science experiments:
Nostalgia
*Starts running at Sonic-in-Sonic-the-movie speeds*
F L I N T L O C K W O O D
wait what i just got done watching that movie
Julio De Jesus omg same I was watching it like 3 days ago
Flint lockwooooooooooood
7:30 absolutely devastating error
i mean not rlly, it was like half a second of time loss.
@@sethfarmer5870 🤦♂️
@@sethfarmer5870 I think it was a joke
@@sethfarmer5870 r / w o o o o o s h
when watching i didn't even notice it at first
my anxiety when he didnt step on those checkpoints: 📈📈📈📈
Same
69 likes
Minecraft speedruns be like:
Die = Restart
💀ikr
Ye
This is one of those videos what people use as Fun facts or Storytelling or just an Analysis and uses this as background
Creator of spiral parkour v2: this map is gonna take 2 and a hal-
Astralio: *hold my beer*
Hold my Sprint key
YES, THE LEGEND IS BACK!!
Well legends never die
@@hejichs👍😂😂
Yup
@@hejichs yes very true
Well why i have more atention then this guy :')
Why is this calming but giving me anxiety at the same time
Respect + and Least Appreciate that he didn't even stepped on checkpoint in hurry