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Zakir Khan - Every Girl Has Heard These Lines From Boys.
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- Опубликовано: 20 май 2015
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RUclips recommending me right now! Wow thanks RUclips
Youthoob logic
Ekdum Sahi kahe ..
Me too
Me too
just uthoobe things xd
Nobody:
My youtube : let's put this in your recommendation after 5years....
hehe me too
Same here
damn true
Same here😂
leh me :- zabrdasti find krke aaya
RIP to those who had never went to school because of covid-19 in 10th class.
Including me
Can relate to you bro😭😂
100ty like, but maine 10th school mei offline diya. Aur 11th online
Even worse for us 12th graders...last year of school gone!😂😭
Same here
can totally relate to you 😭😭
No one:
Absolutely no one:
RUclips: suggesting me this video after 5 years 😂
Ohhh my same😂
Same here
same bro
I guess RUclips is again drunk,🙂
2Min. Silence for Deepti 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
@@deeptibhardwaj9814 Areeee bikat deepti kese ho wo dusri deepti ko bol rha tha 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
@@deeptisharma7173 areeeeee Deepti kesi ho 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 Yes I am here.
Every girl is beautiful in her aspect... Moreover internal beauty is more illustrious than any fake external beauty 💜
wah didi wah....ladka ugly toh woh hai ugly but ladki ugly hai toh look at her soul...👏👏👏
@@harishsingh5491 I didn't say that boys are ugly for me beauty only resides internally irrespective of gender... Hope u understand.. 😊
@@sanskritinautiyal well said
@@SBansal-IITD Thanku..
@@sanskritinautiyal i make fun educational videos on my channel.
Care to Check it out?
Isn't he from a boys school😅😅😅
vhai yrt
He is from boys school
Did he go to college?
@@alinakhan4740 obviously brooooooooo
@Aman Bhai job karta tha yeh uss time pe.
And then came...."When I met a Delhi girl........."
Which made him a comedy sensation....🙂
"tum muje pyaar karne se rok to nahi sakti"- ye waali line to maine bhi chhodi
Umesh Kumar Meghwanshi hahahahaha
Dil Jeet Lya Bhai Ne..
Hahahahah honest guy
Ye to ladko ki common line he 😀😀😀😀
Kaam baana ki nhi?? Phir 😂
bhai tu secret kyu bata raha hai comedy ke chakkar me.. Bro code
...
Sach me bhai... Sara secret bol diya Zakir bhai
Furqan ul Haq 😂😂 honestly speaking sab sach keh diya bhai ne
Furqan ul Haq
Fir bhi andar ko baat bohot he 😁
Pol khol di bhai ne yr
Zakir khan : I hate music
Also zakir : Plays sitar like a boss
Still not guitar 😂
ruclips.net/video/gzfgl8evMCo/видео.html
Nobody :
Literally nobody:
RUclips suggesting me this video 6 years 1 month later😂🔥
But anyways zakir now you have gained too much audiance🔥🤩
Same here XD😂
@@pratiksubhedar7439 😂
only comedian jiske videos me repeat value hai..matlab 12vi baar dekh raha hu but still makes me laugh
true
kenny BRO
+Aryan gautam Kenny rocks too
Don't forget Bb ki vines
+Rohit Sahu #koibaatnahi
zakir bhai, u are the best!!! sachi bolta, india ka best comedian.
achha
Dhruv Agarwal
I think " tum muje pyaar krne se nhi rok skti " is the most common one 😁😁 ... Cuzz I think I have heard it every time I have rejected some one ! 😁😁😁😁😁
Mere wale ko meri rooh dekhni ti par uska direction sense khrab ta bhatak gya ta bechara
@@saloni9472 are toh didi kahe use reject kiya? Ab jitni aukaat ho utne mein khush raho, upar se wo sharif tha, apne aap ko Aishwariya mat samajho.
Kisi ne propose bhi Mara h kabhi didi😂😂
@@savagebilli2129 aree kaha bhaia ji !
@@savagebilli2129 bhai ladkiya kesi bhi dikhe, beta males r always there jo inhe bhi esa mehsus karaenge jaise ye koi special ho
"Chilla chilla ke saare scheme bata de"
I'm not one of them tho xD
😏
You guys are awesome and taking comedy to a complete different level, we connect with almost all the jokes !!!
I laughed because everyone was laughing 😂 😂
And i laughed after reading your comment
But uh should read coz you're *Sharma* 😂😂😂😝
Sharma Sharma yes bro he is pakau
@@Manzar534 yeah exactly....😂😂😂😝😋
Me too
Did you said DEEPTI...🤣🤣🤣
Hn behen tujhe hi to bola tha🤗🤣🤣🤣
Arreyyy deepti dii aap 😂😂😂
@@anushreesuresh___0517 aap kon
@@AsadGbpit kyun aap Zakir ke dost ho kya
@@deeptikaushik3906 random person... Arrey I was just kidding 😂😂 chill
This man really observed the world hats off
"Pyar karne se nahi rok sakti" and that "raat bhar sirf dekhu" wala dialogue. Boys flirting university mai sikhaya jaata hai kya?
😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂
पेट से सीख के आते है ये तो हम लोग 😂😂
Yeah right dear doll, girls also do that
Ye to maine bhi maara hai par pati nahi
Yeah you are right dear princess
*yeh ladka guitar bajata hai*😂😂😂😂
To
what if.....
#yeh ladka guitar bajata hai....😋😋😋
ha ha ha
Anu Malik bhai naam badal le mil jayegi XD
Nikita Arora yo
HE: "Mujhy kya pta tha mera dil tum par aa jahy ga"
SHE: "Ek dil hai tum se wo bhi nhi sambhala jata"
HE: "Ab to aa gaya na tum par, ab kya karon"
SHE: " Dil to pagal hai"
💔💔💔💔
Wait a minute... Isne toh bola tha yeh Boy's school mein padhta hai..😂😂
10 class tak 11 ke bad nhi
Bro you are ultimate fun...
It feels like hum apni kahani sunn rahey hai...
Every video is so relatable !!
bhai comedy to sb ek taraf...trade secret to mt xpose kare😂😂😂
😂😂🤣 🤣I have really heard this...And they even say "yaar tm mat pyaar kro mujhse, koi baat nhi..lekin ab na mujhe dobara pyaar nhi hoga...ab kisi se shaadi bhi nhi karunga".. but 😂 after a week I can see them in a new relationship...
Nothing is ugly or super ugly everything everyone is beautiful
♥️
Joke h
No
Girls ke liye yeh lagu nhi hota yrr
Abe gyan mat chod.......enjoy the stand up
Awesome way of story telling..
and yes v heard those lines.. :D
zakir khan! Deepti found! Lol 😂😂
lol
😁
Deepti Verma surely u mit hv heard 15 times minimum
#Diptihaveheardthelines
I am a girl and have never listen these lines in my life,maybe because I stay well away from guys. 😂
So , are u still stay well away from guys ??
may be u are from super ugly category.
maybe cause you're ugly
@@nicotinedealer7653 maybe I am🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
I'm a boy but never heard this in my life too
Lol
Omg 3 years pahle ka comment 🙄
Too late to reply lol
U r awesome Zakir....u r the best stand up comedian I have ever come through.
I m compelled to subscribe you man
Hats off
Great and natural way to make us laugh
zakir bhai.. laa-javab laa-javab
0:00-0:27 jaisai kisi biology m classification hoti h
Choro na koi aa jaayega🤣
Video ki saari line ek trf
Aur ye ek trf🥰
Yaar bro...tera harr video mai dekha hun....yaar mann gaya tujhe....depression mode ko bhi cheerfull kar leta hai....salute you bro🙏🙏
Bhai tu kamaal hai.. Best hai 😂
Azeem Merchant processor
Those dislikes are from "Guitar wale ladkas" and "girls named Dipti" 😂 😂
The person who lifts up the SAGA of stand up comedian..
Zakir sir apna last wala dialogue sahi ma bola..boys only can flirt and lie😂😂😂
1st tym watching this video first 49 seconds n i subscribed👍👌
This guy's journey is an absolute inspiration!
Bye everyone, meet you in 5 more years when this get's recommended again...
Itna sure kese ho ki zinda rahoge tab tak 😂😆
What's surprising is that we all have said these lines in some way🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amazing dude..!!!loved it I mean how could u be so precise😂😂😂😂😂😂
Comedy with no abuse and religious defaming..
Kudos.. Zakir 👌👏👏👍
After 5 years also he is rocking 🎸🎶🎶
Aj July End me Recommend hua mujhe ye ❤️😘 shukriya RUclips
Zakir uploaded it when he was not even famous!! And legends are watching this in 2021
RUclips now recommend me amazing thanks zakirrrrrr❤️😭
Can see some vacant seats in the crowd but now in 2021 time has totally changed where all his shows gets housefull
That last line chhodon na yaaaar koi aajayega had killed me man awesome love him! 😁💗
tum muche pyaar nahi karti koi baat nahi ....lekin tum muche pyaar karne rok toh nahi sakti na,....LMAO.....awesome.....
Rizwan Shaikh jjk
Muche nahi mujhe** hota hai! 😅
The way express its pretty awesome . I want to learn from you sir..
Aye haaye 😂❤️mza he aagya
🖤Mashallaha bhai Kirak.... 🙌🙌🙌🙌 Khatarnak cheez ho aap😊😊
guitar wala part msst tha yr
Rishabh Tyagi h
But i dont understand this line ....
Can u explain me what was he waste try to show
Rushda Irshad it means girls get generally attracted towards such guys😂😁😂😁
Aap b mast ho...
Always hilarious! Love from England
Mujhe kabhi kisi ne aisa kuch ni kaha. Samajh ni Aa raha hasu ya roun 😂🥺😂🥺😂
Haso, isliye Kyun ki m ne kisi ko vi aisa nahi kaha😁
01:41 person on the left looks like Sameer Fuddi 😂😂
Ha
next level editing 0:32
The only man who turn my sad mood into happy
बहुत बढ़िया जाकिर भाई
Zakir bhai is like iphone.. Dono ki resell value n replay value mst h
Came here after indivirals aib diwas video on fb... :)
good to know we don't need abuses to create laughter
Sakhti is the power bhaii 😗
Love from Bangladesh
Aaj 6 years baad 25 dec 2021 ko recommendation aaya h..RUclips der se samjha zakir bhai ko
awesome man!
bhai bhot badiya
school ke din yaad aa gaye 😂😂
Yes😂😂
Shadi k 5 years k baad I know how much these lines are true.
Yaar u r awesome man . Maza agaya Yar . Every video of yours is just excellent . It just makes me smile . And whenever I see u it just reminds me of someone else .
Zakir bro y u hv never been said these imp notes about boys 😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭
aise Muslims chahiye ye desh ko...
Atul Mahalim chutiye har cheez Mai dharam lana zaruri hai?
+Mohammed Kumail right
Yrr. Insan. Kitni.. Bhi. Tension. Me hoo aap. Usse hasa dete hoo.. Thankuu..😍
Think positive, at the end every girl will get their charming princess, chahe yeh lines maari ho ya na mari ho. ❤️😂😂
Gazab bhai... Full video daal yr
*Hum ldke dipperession m nhi jate*😂😂😂😂
Rohit Sharma 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kya sach hai???
Sahi baat hai
Tmhari spelling dekhkr me chala jauga 😂
@@pallavmishra6660
Mai to chala bhi gaya.
3:03 "Tum mujhe pyar krne se Rok nai skti chahe tm kro ya mat karo " Reallyyy yr it really Works 🤗🤗🤗🤗😷😷
Sir apke vedio dekhkar jenuan hassi aati hai jabrdsti nhi hasna pdta awesome zakir sir
Ye ladka guiyar bajata hai!!!haha gud line
Yupp
Obviously men don't fall in love,how will they get depressed?!
Agree and they behave like broken only in social media
Lagta h kisi ne kaaat Diya tum dono ka 🤣
@@naturalglow1641 beta 14 saal ke ho tum
@@alldayfun2614 Tere jitne to Bache h mere
@@naturalglow1641 oh! Sorry bolo sbkoi uncle ko.
Mai aajtak kabhi asi line sunnii hi nhi hain yrr 🤣🤣🤣kitna ache se ap bolte hoo
Outstanding superb awesome👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
bro
.. I really appreciate your thoughts. good 😀😀😀😀 verrryyyyy good
What's that..
'kal ka taj mahal mat batao.. *pls continue*
adithya shukapuri ... aaj ka jhumritayalla kaha h ye batao
Kalpesh what does that mean
bhai..iska matlab hai ki bahut efforts ke baad future me jo better milega..usse acha hai ki thoda efforts karke present me hi kuch thik thak mil jaye...
Pankaj Pandey oh.. Thanks a lot..
adithya shukapuri kannadiga 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Love u bro..❤❤❤❤from Bangladesh
Last punch...dat gareeb ldki zindgibhr k dialog...chhodo na aaj meko😂😂😂😂😂ohmg hilarious
Sir u know m just 17 yrs old but still can relate to all of ur videos u grt sir ,I want to meet u once in my life 💖💖love from one of ur biggest fans !!
Bhai tu bada terrorist hai... dil ko chaali kardiya... bro I am your hard core fan, please let me know when are you coming to Mumbai. you are the best
@kki-eyes-on-you book my show pe dekh ya fir google mai search kar
2:48 i was think now he say "tum jesi mujhe kabhi nhi mili tum pehli itni cool ho and sabse different ho" but is not he use another words yrrr yeh zyada bolte hai londe I feel it...very well
*The thing you said in starting is absoloutely right.i am in 10th and and we are in group 3*
chhodo naa.... fabulous
Sarthak Agarwal what?
Nothing mona SEXena!!
use 'r' instead to 'd' to avoid the following interactions...choro.
just aviod these loser mona....Sarthak is gay , a big loser ..thtsy he has such shitty language .... such people have no guts to get a girl with his charm , ccoz porn dekhe haaath k lakire khatam h
helo
Superb.. Yess v have heard this from boys all d tym..
nikita tanawade ab change krna pdega 😂 😆
I'm watching this video on 12-12-2019
Zakir's video is number 3 today...
I'm getting recommendation after 6 years of uploading 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️😍😍😍
Awesome video.. Love this man on stage. The audience scene at 1:28 is repeated at 1:54. 😄
always laugh me...i am feeling fresh after watching it. .
Kuch bolneka nahi...... superb 👌👌
You're Authentic Zakir Bhai 🖤