Jaguar's Woke New Ad is SHOCKINGLY Bad 😬

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 6 дней назад +788

    “Soon you’ll see things our way”
    Because that’s not creepy at all.

    • @erueka6
      @erueka6 6 дней назад +82

      Not just creepy but arrogant and absurd levels of words I can't even make up to explain it power trip.

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 6 дней назад +58

      Spoken like a creepy neighbor with strange meat in the freezer.

    • @Liberty_Prime_Is_Online
      @Liberty_Prime_Is_Online 6 дней назад +19

      its tHe fUtUrE

    • @FoxtrotFleet
      @FoxtrotFleet 6 дней назад +27

      Actually villain line.

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 6 дней назад +7

      @AutomaticDuck300
      Massive crimson flag right there.

  • @andysnyder516
    @andysnyder516 6 дней назад +161

    These companies are committing suicide!

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu 4 дня назад +6

      Agree they manage to destroy their companies with a single ad first Gillette then Bud light now this

    • @stevenleslie8557
      @stevenleslie8557 3 дня назад +2

      Why doesn't someone in the company challenge these decisions?

    • @briandonovan1584
      @briandonovan1584 3 дня назад +2

      Jaguar has really screwed up. It will be fascinating to see what happens to their sales in the coming months. What a pathetically bizarre commercial.

    • @psbaker2
      @psbaker2 3 дня назад

      @@stevenleslie8557 Because they are afraid. No one at these companies has any common sense. They follow the crowd no matter the cost. Then they all gather around and pat each other on the back.

    • @feathercat9118
      @feathercat9118 2 дня назад +2

      Good, meybe they will gain some sense by going a bit broke.

  • @jculver1674
    @jculver1674 6 дней назад +719

    Stop. Hiring. Activists.

    • @thestarisalie
      @thestarisalie 6 дней назад

      Stop buying products owned by blackrock, blackstone and vanguard.

    • @J4nT3mpl4r
      @J4nT3mpl4r 5 дней назад +5

      But who will push for a world of hatred and bigotry then? Think of all those fatherless and maidenless ogres!

    • @IntrovertRedacted
      @IntrovertRedacted 5 дней назад +15

      Sadly protected under the dei anti-discrimination law in companies.. "Can't deny someone based on their sex, religion, race, sexual identity...."

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk 5 дней назад +5

      Aye but you can still discriminate against protest obsessed loonies, no laws for that.

    • @thegladve
      @thegladve 5 дней назад +8

      it wouldn't help much if Jaguar wouldn't return to making actual Jaguars instead of Fords with the company logo sculpted all over it, so bottom line if it doesn't have the contours of a leaping cat obnoxiously assaulting your eyes then it simply isn't a Jag, pure and simple.

  • @g.w.7893
    @g.w.7893 6 дней назад +69

    "No publicity is bad publicity."
    I beg to differ.

    • @RedDevil2557
      @RedDevil2557 4 дня назад

      No news is good news more like it.

  • @Wulfnoff
    @Wulfnoff 6 дней назад +544

    Remember Kids! If you don't buy it, it goes away.

    • @cipherthevcuber
      @cipherthevcuber 6 дней назад +24

      Unfortunately with Jaguar. I feel like this won't tank them
      The stupid celebs are all woke and they have the money to actually buy Jaguars

    • @2st486
      @2st486 6 дней назад +4

      @@cipherthevcuber we can buy stocks when they plummet and wait

    • @cipherthevcuber
      @cipherthevcuber 6 дней назад +1

      @2st486 it might dip. Good if you can buy some I think

    • @TheByron130
      @TheByron130 6 дней назад +7

      This needs to be on billboards all across the country. Every country. Everywhere.

    • @2st486
      @2st486 6 дней назад

      @@cipherthevcuber nah man i was kidding. buy land

  • @AriaMaddison
    @AriaMaddison 6 дней назад +48

    Remember when models used to be attractive?

    • @nicomeier8098
      @nicomeier8098 2 дня назад +2

      You mean the cars or the people (?) in this add?

    • @krinuscarolus989
      @krinuscarolus989 2 дня назад +3

      @@nicomeier8098I would say both

    • @PestilentAllosaurus
      @PestilentAllosaurus 2 дня назад +3

      I just hope Lamborghini never do something like this. I love their nice looking cars. From old to new-- but I used to like Jaguar too... funny enough lately not as much. This is just the coffin for me. Even if they make a nice car-- it's stained with whatever the hell this sickness is.

    • @TheSolarium18
      @TheSolarium18 День назад +1

      JagayUare doesn’t remember

  • @cheeseboytrey
    @cheeseboytrey 6 дней назад +1176

    there's a reason the new jaguar isn't allowed within 500 feet of elementary schools...

    • @RAWBOT301
      @RAWBOT301 6 дней назад +20

      It just wants to read to your kids, alone in a closet.

    • @nikaszekeval6850
      @nikaszekeval6850 6 дней назад +76

      And the car apparently isn’t allowed within 500ft of the camera

    • @paradigm_conjecture
      @paradigm_conjecture 6 дней назад +11

      👏

    • @amycats4091
      @amycats4091 6 дней назад +9

      ​@@nikaszekeval6850 😂😂

    • @whollymindless
      @whollymindless 6 дней назад +8

      Soccer moms are going to be so mad.

  • @nickporter9264
    @nickporter9264 5 дней назад +32

    You know what made me want to buy a Jaguar: see it go toe to toe with an Aston-Martin in Die Another Day.
    You know what makes me not want to buy a Jaguar: whatever the bloody hell that was.

  • @anonanon3112
    @anonanon3112 6 дней назад +599

    This is the kind of ad that would make you embarrassed to own the car.

    • @ligmasack9038
      @ligmasack9038 6 дней назад +21

      They told Harley-Davidson, Hold my Beer and watch this.

    • @eleveneleven572
      @eleveneleven572 6 дней назад

      ruclips.net/video/yOiqd8eQ8tI/видео.htmlsi=8CPkZIat_4mxJwdR

    • @bullschitt3666
      @bullschitt3666 6 дней назад +7

      I bet prices will plummet as people sell them at a loss

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 6 дней назад +8

      Someone in the ad agency office won a fat bet with this offering.
      "Don't talk daft. They'll never go for something so absurd."
      "Wan bet?"

    • @734ch3r
      @734ch3r 6 дней назад +9

      The F-Type is my dream car. Maybe I'll have to rethink that.

  • @Sherlock_Schwurbel
    @Sherlock_Schwurbel 4 дня назад +37

    It's DRAGuar....no longer JAGUAR😫

  • @RAWBOT301
    @RAWBOT301 6 дней назад +602

    Jaguar saw bud lights demoralization campaign and said, "hold my tampon".

    • @ActualHumanPerson
      @ActualHumanPerson 6 дней назад +15

      If they drive down the stock then certain people can buy it all up

    • @thunderpants3500
      @thunderpants3500 6 дней назад +2

      Ew....

    • @straightup7up
      @straightup7up 6 дней назад +3

      😮😅😊😢

    • @beev5496
      @beev5496 6 дней назад +8

      This is offensive to tampons ❤😂

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 6 дней назад +3

      ...atleast the budlight stuff was coherant this is like if you gave a blank check to an art student.

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 6 дней назад +28

    How are so many companies being run by people who have no idea why people like or liked their product?

    • @MickeyMishra
      @MickeyMishra 3 дня назад

      I think they exactly know what their customers want but they know their customers from men so they're first priority is to do moralize them in every way possible and destroy whatever they love. That's just a guess....

  • @paksta
    @paksta 6 дней назад +302

    "This is the future"
    Jaguar definitely thought Harris was gonna win.

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 6 дней назад +29

      I bet this ad was meant to be thier magnum opus that was going to follow/inspire the election.

    • @bettymanning9807
      @bettymanning9807 5 дней назад +7

      @paksta. Yes -woketopia.

    • @eglantinepapeau1582
      @eglantinepapeau1582 3 дня назад +2

      😅

    • @TrigonsTrailers
      @TrigonsTrailers 3 дня назад

      GTFO with this nonsense. Harris voters don't want this! You should check in with the gay community, they don't like this either. This is for no one, only the activist board members and marketing team responsible for this fever dream of ugly models wants this for Jaguar.

  • @robbyheckler1725
    @robbyheckler1725 6 дней назад +28

    A commercial look like a perfume ad you don't know what the hell it is until they show you somebody sniffing herself

  • @acemarvel1564
    @acemarvel1564 6 дней назад +251

    I hate this dystopian future

    • @mat2000100
      @mat2000100 5 дней назад +5

      I didn't expect this to be the future.

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk 5 дней назад +9

      It's not, it's the present. It's always the present.

    • @jasonpeters2899
      @jasonpeters2899 2 дня назад +1

      I agree. Where the fuck are our flying cars?

    • @trickstab1235
      @trickstab1235 2 дня назад

      I hate this dystopian present

  • @xjehoofdx
    @xjehoofdx 5 дней назад +15

    NO a jaguar ad needs be be like this; A 30 year old guy walking out of his important business meeting in his nice suit holding his jaguar keys. He sit's down in his brown leather seat interior and starts the car, as the v8 comes alive he smiles and he calls his wife to tell her the meeting is going to take a little bit longer. next shot is him tearing up silverstone, tyres smoking, v8 screaming, and the guy with an even wider smile. BOOM there I fixed it Jaguar and this one is a freebie.

    • @luciferneverchanges5841
      @luciferneverchanges5841 3 дня назад

      Yeah but that is what we call understanding wht you are selling. Something these freaks know nothing about.

    • @Jodie-G198
      @Jodie-G198 День назад

      This script is absolute cinema.

    • @JaspRemains-v7c
      @JaspRemains-v7c День назад

      Men are hated by boomer men. Emoji of hands raised whatever guy

  • @SinEater_
    @SinEater_ 6 дней назад +200

    "But how will this help us sell burgers?"
    "Burgers?"

    • @snowbunnie1113
      @snowbunnie1113 6 дней назад +19

      Say what you want about Stonetoss, but when he hits, he hits the mark perfectly.

  • @fnord4960
    @fnord4960 6 дней назад +7

    “Are you sure this will help us sell more cars?”
    “Cars?”

  • @struan8467
    @struan8467 6 дней назад +276

    Why is everything so ugly now

    • @malcontender6319
      @malcontender6319 6 дней назад

      The demoralization will continue until the country is taken back.

    • @BOBBOBBOBBOBBOBBOB69
      @BOBBOBBOBBOBBOBBOB69 6 дней назад +18

      It reflects their souls.

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 6 дней назад +17

      californian marxism, introduced by feminism : lesbian marxism

    • @alwynjaegar1778
      @alwynjaegar1778 6 дней назад +26

      All going according to plan mate 😂

    • @collumjiggas
      @collumjiggas 6 дней назад

      car culture is dominated by white people. these people want to destroy white culture.

  • @ZionOrange
    @ZionOrange 5 дней назад +16

    Jaguar have helped Aston Martins sales go through the roof

    • @tripplefives1402
      @tripplefives1402 3 дня назад +1

      People don't actually buy either one. Try making engines that last longer than 6 months.

    • @ZionOrange
      @ZionOrange 3 дня назад

      @tripplefives1402 big powerful engines need to be serviced regularly, if you have the money to buy an Aston martin, then money should not be an issue.

    • @tripplefives1402
      @tripplefives1402 3 дня назад +1

      @@ZionOrange huge difference between regular service and engines blowing up within their first year.
      Anyone who has money knows the way to keep money is to not spend it on things that have 80% depreciation after 1 year.

  • @Python_Bacon
    @Python_Bacon 6 дней назад +215

    Never go full DRAgUAR

    • @notsocrates9529
      @notsocrates9529 5 дней назад +2

      I am more of a Transguar guy myself, respect my pronouns.

    • @icedriver2207
      @icedriver2207 5 дней назад +17

      F aguar.....

    • @EaglePicking
      @EaglePicking 3 дня назад +1

      I almost spit my coffee over my laptop when Bearing said the "Faguar" at the end. Haha.

    • @ericdierolf8929
      @ericdierolf8929 3 дня назад

      Unless your name is Rob Zombie! 😮

    • @trickstab1235
      @trickstab1235 2 дня назад

      ​@@notsocrates9529Who cares, go away beggar.

  • @rafinery576
    @rafinery576 6 дней назад +13

    I'm already mad at "Live Vivid" it should be Live Vividly.

  • @cbeasy1995
    @cbeasy1995 6 дней назад +222

    I missed when the only problems with Jags were oil leaks everywhere. Now they need to pander that it pisses tranny fluid and you can't assume it's ATF or MTF.

    • @shadowpoet4398
      @shadowpoet4398 6 дней назад +11

      Actually clever

    • @SinEater_
      @SinEater_ 6 дней назад +4

      Funnily enough many manual transmissions nowadays, assuming you can find one, take auto-trans fluid.

    • @Harley_Mitchelly
      @Harley_Mitchelly 6 дней назад +6

      And I award you winner of the internet today Mr. Commenter. That is hilarious.

    • @AceyAce859
      @AceyAce859 6 дней назад +4

      Classic comment 😂😂😂

    • @verzeda
      @verzeda 5 дней назад +3

      So THATS what gender fluid is... Lol

  • @kenamaro3942
    @kenamaro3942 День назад +4

    Guys in drag don't sell cars just like guys in drag don't sell beer....

  • @rwberger6
    @rwberger6 6 дней назад +175

    Jaguar has gone from being a company that makes cars to being a company that identifies as a company that makes cars.

  • @taw1967
    @taw1967 6 дней назад +10

    Hell, that one ad that started off as a race made me proud to be British. And I’m an American! 😅

  • @Sage521
    @Sage521 6 дней назад +164

    The two things that were missing from that commercial were 1) A car, and 2) A normal person. 😐

    • @dredgewalker
      @dredgewalker 6 дней назад +12

      People who drive jags are never normal, they're classy. This ad is just straight up the ass

  • @marcuspitts2482
    @marcuspitts2482 6 дней назад +5

    Jaguar hasn't been "Jaguar" since 1996!

  • @aquapuppy9838
    @aquapuppy9838 6 дней назад +109

    "Jaguar. For when signaling that you're gay for free just isn't enough."

  • @VincentDuDouze
    @VincentDuDouze 6 дней назад +6

    So Jaguar does not want to sell in tolerant countries like Saudi Arabia or Middle-Est or China, or Asia. Yes, this is the best example of self-scuttling !

  • @malcontender6319
    @malcontender6319 6 дней назад +156

    It's an iconic British brand, so of course they're going to use it as a demotivation delivery vector.
    Smells Weimarish.

    • @mills-z9k
      @mills-z9k 6 дней назад

      Its death of a thousand cuts across all of chrisendom. Every one of our nations is under tailor made assault

    • @casbyness
      @casbyness 6 дней назад +1

      Looks better than the first Eternals movie at least.

    • @CalTN
      @CalTN 5 дней назад +5

      Oy v e y

    • @mills-z9k
      @mills-z9k 5 дней назад +1

      @@malcontender6319 another of my fine invisible comments

    • @EliteRock
      @EliteRock 5 дней назад +4

      _Demoralisation_ vector.

  • @aj7aj
    @aj7aj 3 дня назад +3

    I have owned three jaguars in my life but after seeing this advertisement I will never, ever, even think about Jaguars ever again

  • @khamankhoma8232
    @khamankhoma8232 6 дней назад +83

    What's crazy is I clicked on this video and was immediately met with an ad for Audi that actually showed me a car.

    • @wafive
      @wafive 5 дней назад +2

      You know things are bad when an Audi is more attractive than a "MJAG"...

    • @mickthomas7221
      @mickthomas7221 4 дня назад +1

      I got one for BMW... Then this!

  • @123456qwerty939
    @123456qwerty939 6 дней назад +3

    "are you sure this will help us sell more cars?"
    "cars?"

  • @pir8prod
    @pir8prod 6 дней назад +158

    Even the dog was alarmed by this crap.

    • @Ryo7_7
      @Ryo7_7 6 дней назад +6

      Lol

    • @theinitiate110
      @theinitiate110 6 дней назад +4

      Those poor two huskies were probably praying not to be pictured in this ad.

    • @shroompicn-shrooman
      @shroompicn-shrooman 4 дня назад +1

      That dog is racist!!!
      ~ Jaguar
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @susanalderson8267
    @susanalderson8267 6 дней назад +8

    The wokus group told them the Jaguar logo looked too scary.

  • @tarontagosh1127
    @tarontagosh1127 6 дней назад +66

    If I were a Jaguar dealership I'd be tempted to sue the corporate office for intentionally creating an advertising campaign that will hurt the brand. It is clear that they would rather be woke then want to sell cars.

    • @glennpells9712
      @glennpells9712 4 дня назад +1

      The Corporates are probably shorting it into the ground knowing this ad would introduce significant sell pressure on the stock.

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn 4 дня назад +2

      Than*

  • @CaptZenPetabyte
    @CaptZenPetabyte 5 дней назад +4

    "Copy Nothing" ... and yet the Jag ad copies every low-rent just-out-of-university-advertising-degree cliche that could be fit into the short space, what a joke

  • @brelshar4968
    @brelshar4968 6 дней назад +208

    Whoever is running their X account is the most passive agressive person ever.

    • @Kr0nicDragon
      @Kr0nicDragon 6 дней назад +5

      To be fair they ARE British....or at least they used to be. Not sure what they are now, I hear it’s owned by Indians now sooooo.....yea

    • @eitantal726
      @eitantal726 6 дней назад

      @@Carrion2171 The only difference between a leftist NPC and AI, is that AI doesn't need to get paid

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 6 дней назад +12

      You just know it’s some 25 year old queerdo behind it…

    • @Guus115
      @Guus115 6 дней назад +5

      I feel like it's Rachel Zegler

    • @thestarisalie
      @thestarisalie 6 дней назад +1

      No, just a pos.
      There is no such thing as passive aggression.

  • @Bit-2-Bot
    @Bit-2-Bot 6 дней назад +8

    I am not surprised at all, jaguar is owned by indian tata group, the giant indian conglomerate whose valuation is larger than gdp of countries, they are known for making yoke ads, specially their jewellery branch tanishq and watch brand sonata is often criticised by the right wing here in india for making such lecturing commercials often involving the alpabets. Ratan tata the last ceo of tata was a great soul and humanitarian , may his soul rest in peace, he died this year, but after he left the company , they started doing things like this. He bought jaguar as revenge against ford ceo who insulted tatas cars when he went to launch them in america. When ford tanked tata bought jaguar from them. He also launched the worlds most cheapest car tata nano, which was like twelve hundred usd for the poor ppl. He was a visionary, after he retired the company went haywire

    • @the80386
      @the80386 4 дня назад

      tata nano was not based on proper market research. india is a highly image-conscious culture where spectacle and superficiality matters far more than substance and depth. in a culture like that, a cheap plastic shitbox with a bike engine has bad connotation. nobody wants to emerge from 'the cheapest car in the world' when they go to a party or office. at those low price levels, people rather buy used (japanese) cars with much more respectability, safety, quality, features and so on.

  • @basanistes359
    @basanistes359 6 дней назад +101

    It's even easier not to buy a Jag then a Bud. Jags cost more. There's choices and Jag can go down in flames. Fuck em.

    • @fattiger6957
      @fattiger6957 6 дней назад +14

      In this economy a company like Jaguar really should be focusing on their base, which are probably rich old men who want to feel young and cool. I don't think they're going to get too many people from the alphabet brigade who are able to afford a luxury sports car.

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 6 дней назад +1

      @@fattiger6957 They can't buy movie tickets or games so...

    • @basanistes359
      @basanistes359 6 дней назад +4

      @@fattiger6957 My point exactly. But I think you said it better.

    • @tin2001
      @tin2001 5 дней назад

      ​@@fattiger6957
      Or do what everyone else does... Lower the base specs a little to offer a cheaper model so that you have a wider potential market.

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk 5 дней назад

      It's just as easy to not buy pre bottled piss that LARPs as beer too pal

  • @are_you_f_serious
    @are_you_f_serious 6 дней назад +71

    The whole Ad screams "Leftism" more than anything else does .. the whole aesthetic of it is just awful

    • @zigmantasbajoras
      @zigmantasbajoras 4 дня назад +1

      To me this ad is not woke or leftist, it's not even an ad for a car. It looks like some fashion show, maybe a perfume ad.

  • @gerdlunau8411
    @gerdlunau8411 6 дней назад +2

    German engineer here and asking:
    Wokuar?
    or
    Jokuar?
    That's the question....
    Moved to laughing tears and peace! from Dresden / Germany

  • @foxp2483
    @foxp2483 6 дней назад +623

    "How does this advertisement help us sell AIDS?"

    • @Fraulein_Sausageball
      @Fraulein_Sausageball 6 дней назад +48

      "Hamburgers?"
      "No, AIDS."
      "It does help us sell AIDS."
      "Indeed."

    • @npcperson2158
      @npcperson2158 6 дней назад +18

      I got AIDS from watching this ad.

    • @jeromepickles2498
      @jeromepickles2498 6 дней назад +24

      "Cars?"

    • @DonCarnaje
      @DonCarnaje 6 дней назад +22

      This advert will help sell AUDIs.

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 6 дней назад +3

      This make me not want aids.. and i didn´t even want it to begin with

  • @keegan773
    @keegan773 3 дня назад +4

    Those in charge at jaGuar are about to find out that real people are fed up to the back teeth with WOKE.
    Sales are going to sink faster than the Titanic.

  • @LrulestheworldM8
    @LrulestheworldM8 6 дней назад +104

    Jaguar shut down production of all of its current gasoline cars. This was their attempt at rebranding to a luxury upscale EV brand. They failed, fucking miserably. This brand has been mismanaged for close to 3 decades now, or as long as I've been alive. I think it's time to just put it out to pasture and let someone else pick it up in 20 years. It's clear the parent company has no idea how to run the place.

    • @fattiger6957
      @fattiger6957 6 дней назад +24

      Wasn't the selling point of Jaguar that all their cars had massive powerful engines (like 12 cylinders)? Way to throw away the main aspect of your brand.

    • @cj09beira
      @cj09beira 6 дней назад +7

      @@fattiger6957 pretty much yea

    • @ColinMill1
      @ColinMill1 6 дней назад +11

      The Series 3 XJ was the last car to have serious input from William Lyons and Malcolm Sayer. After that they progressively lost the plot (not helping by being part of BL, then Ford, then Tarta).

    • @verzeda
      @verzeda 5 дней назад +6

      Well, EVs are pretty gay, so at least they're on brand.

    • @iSOBigD
      @iSOBigD 5 дней назад +1

      100%. When they make EVs, the most they can do is make them look good. Other than that, practically every brand will have similar power and performance, none of them will sound good, and they'll have similar features. Jaguar stood out by still having a supercharged V8 that sounds amazing, but now that's going away. Hopefully this makes the used F Type SVRs drop in price cause I want one.

  • @JetstreamKage
    @JetstreamKage 6 дней назад +3

    my first thought when seeing it was that stonetoss comic of the boss saying "and you're sure this will help sell burgers?"
    only replace burgers with cars.

  • @jasonwomack4064
    @jasonwomack4064 6 дней назад +157

    Jaguar is gonna get a class action lawsuit for giving everyone's eyes monkey pox.

    • @threewiseman1
      @threewiseman1 6 дней назад +6

      They might get one from their customers for purposefully tanking their brand.
      If had the money and spent a ton on a classic car like that, expecting it's value to rise over the years, I'd be pissed with an ad like this.

    • @thestarisalie
      @thestarisalie 6 дней назад

      I noticed that monkey pox was a big deal until they found out it was 99% spread through same sex relations.

  • @S955US84
    @S955US84 4 дня назад +2

    TWO more strikes against Jaguar:
    Jaguar is now owned by TATA Motors of India.
    Jaguar is going all electric in 2025.

  • @girlwriteswhat
    @girlwriteswhat 6 дней назад +55

    The guy in front isn't even tucking. Disgusting.
    The Davvid Beckham ad was actually genius. Using the same man in different clothes and situations to showcase every type of Jag and every type of Jag driver.
    Anyway, I don't see this ending well. There aren't enough xim/xers with money to compensate for the original target demographic that's going to flee.

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 6 дней назад +2

      damned straight, karen!
      good to see you out and about

    • @threewiseman1
      @threewiseman1 6 дней назад +3

      Correction. There are no xim/xers with money to compensate for the consumers who will flee.
      Xers are not successful people.

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 6 дней назад +1

      "are the xim/xers in the room with us rn" lol

    • @thejohnbeck
      @thejohnbeck 6 дней назад +2

      Glad to see you

    • @thenicolascage4355
      @thenicolascage4355 5 дней назад

      Rewatched yesterday one of your talks and you are still accurate to the point. Thank you so much for speaking up against all the hypocrisy and hate. ❤
      Wish you all the best and hope you do very well.❤

  • @thomasshaw61
    @thomasshaw61 5 дней назад +1

    JAGUAR TO BUDLIGHT"HOLD MY BEER"!THESE COMPANIES NEVER LEARN!THANK GOD FOR TRUMP!ANOTHER 4YEARS OF THE DEMS AND WE WOULD BE A 3rd WORLD COUNTRY AND POSIBLY CIVILWAR?GO TRUMP!

  • @Knights_Oath
    @Knights_Oath 6 дней назад +60

    Jesus Christ, how do you go from Ben fucking Kingsley as a Bond villain, to whatever the Hell that was?

    • @Grover91
      @Grover91 5 дней назад +3

      That good to be bad advert was one of the best car ads ever.

  • @jamessheridan4306
    @jamessheridan4306 5 дней назад +2

    "...and another one bites and another one bites and another one bites he dust..."

  • @Kr0nicDragon
    @Kr0nicDragon 6 дней назад +79

    Somebody got payed a 6 figure salary to make this.....I’ll just let that sink in for a moment

  • @TheOneTonHammer
    @TheOneTonHammer 6 дней назад +1

    Those old JAG ads had some pretty powerful music behind them.

  • @JoshTheAmazingAnimator
    @JoshTheAmazingAnimator 6 дней назад +136

    Dude. That villain Ad was actually fucking awesome.

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 6 дней назад +3

      no shit sherlock! that was a mini movie.

    • @Fyrecide
      @Fyrecide 6 дней назад +8

      Yeah. I would actually stop and watch that ad if it popped up on a RUclips video. Or I’d at least watch most of it. I’m not even looking at the new one before I click skip.

    • @priestofthighs3013
      @priestofthighs3013 6 дней назад

      @@Fyrecide I remember watching on youtube and it really caught my eye

    • @dredgewalker
      @dredgewalker 6 дней назад +1

      I needed to watch that to wash my eyes off after watching this woke ad

    • @michaelhudson2096
      @michaelhudson2096 4 дня назад +2

      That villain ad made me buy an F-Type.

  • @Becalavelle
    @Becalavelle 4 дня назад +5

    Why do they want to paint the lgbt as demonic????? Horrific, even the dog knows

  • @albertross2322
    @albertross2322 6 дней назад +228

    I still prefer the ad that reads, "Jaguar, for the refined Gentleman who enjoys blowjo*s from beautiful women he doesn't even know". And there's just a jet black Jag with a glamorous blonde in an evening gown standing next to it. Now there's your add!😂

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 6 дней назад +20

      they actually ran an ad that went along those lines. Said something about helping men get laid since 1902 or something.

    • @XXXX-yc6wv
      @XXXX-yc6wv 6 дней назад +17

      Loving the concept. The print version could just have the car, the blonde and three simple words in bold text: "Jaguar: Get F**ked."

    • @FredScuttle456
      @FredScuttle456 6 дней назад +2

      JAGUAR: The car for persons who like to babysit little children and touch them.

    • @darrellcovello7917
      @darrellcovello7917 6 дней назад +4

      Bjs are always better when you don't know her name

    • @FredScuttle456
      @FredScuttle456 6 дней назад

      @@darrellcovello7917 I'd only accept a b j from a woman.

  • @every1665
    @every1665 4 дня назад +1

    Modern big business management is often totally isolated from the activities they supposedly manage. Years ago, managers would work their way up within the industry they worked in. But now, they leave school, get an MBA and their first job is 'managing'. And I've dealt with some who are quite proud of being disinterested in the nuts-n-bolts of the activity that generates income.

  • @sort187
    @sort187 2 дня назад +1

    Maybe, and just hear me out here, someone on the creative marketing team had just binge-watched Ugly Betty on Netflix while on an alcohol and cocaine infused bender........

  • @Aff3ct000
    @Aff3ct000 6 дней назад +56

    If this is who is building your car, you know its gonna be bad.

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 6 дней назад

      atleast you arent 20,000ft in the air this time.

  • @edwinbleau5334
    @edwinbleau5334 5 дней назад +1

    Even your dog was like, "Turn that shiet off!!" Lol

  • @jtheweirdo
    @jtheweirdo 6 дней назад +33

    Jaguar, the car you drive to a Diddy party.

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 5 дней назад +1

    "Think of this as a Declaration of Intent."
    They're declaring that the company now intends to identify as broke.

  • @TheColonelKlink
    @TheColonelKlink 6 дней назад +52

    The "car" company that doesn't even make cars anymore.

  • @kenricnarbrough8191
    @kenricnarbrough8191 5 дней назад +1

    It's genuinely like jaguar went to a comedy collective and said: "make us a BlackRock ad!"

  • @nikaszekeval6850
    @nikaszekeval6850 6 дней назад +34

    If Jeremy Clarkston was still on Top Gear I can see him adding two lines to the new Jaguar logo…

  • @Jeroen-IT
    @Jeroen-IT День назад +1

    Intolerance will not be tolerated!

  • @ttabood7462
    @ttabood7462 6 дней назад +57

    It looks like what the crew of the Enterprise would encounter on an undiscovered and VERY strange world.

    • @icedriver2207
      @icedriver2207 5 дней назад +1

      Unfortunately this is what a "liberal" future would look like.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 5 дней назад +2

      Yeah their budget was so low they actually had a dude in a skirt in the background of the pilot episode. Aliens would just have a tattoo on their eyebrow so you know they are an alien...

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 дней назад +1

      In the Mirrorverse.

    • @escapetheratracenow9883
      @escapetheratracenow9883 5 дней назад +1

      Even the Borg wouldn't bother with it..

  • @odinfatherofthor
    @odinfatherofthor 6 дней назад +2

    They started going down hill in ads when they had David Beckham racing a car and not an F1 driver. Shouldn't that guy be kicking a ball? At least show the guy getting into one of your cars after training.

  • @barcodebattler2587
    @barcodebattler2587 6 дней назад +26

    So where can I buy one of these black homosexuals?

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 4 дня назад +5

      Or the creepy Arthur Fleck Joker without makeup?

  • @victorl225
    @victorl225 5 дней назад +1

    How are the wheels going to turn without BALL bearings?

  • @scottnassler
    @scottnassler 6 дней назад +42

    I had never heard of an instance in which a jaguar was roadkill. That has now changed.

  • @charactersmoreorthree
    @charactersmoreorthree 6 дней назад +1

    It looks like they pulled some people from The Capitol from The Hunger Games to star in this "commercial."

  • @jdpragmatic8644
    @jdpragmatic8644 6 дней назад +47

    “Draguar”

    • @tylerdunlap6787
      @tylerdunlap6787 3 дня назад

      Damn, don't do that to the Roadkill guys, their Draguar was cool.

  • @lonetemplar1748
    @lonetemplar1748 6 дней назад +2

    I can't remember where I saw it, but I think that I remember seeing a statement that Jag wants a shop next to louis vuittan in Paris. That, and that they are going to shut down all but 20 showrooms in Brittain and make them art gallaries or something like that. I think that they want to go the Tesla route and do orders online with home delivery.

  • @Chrismw81
    @Chrismw81 6 дней назад +49

    The cyberpunk dystopian future is here, but it doesn't seem nearly as cool as I was hoping it would be

    • @geneangrypenguin5876
      @geneangrypenguin5876 6 дней назад +1

      Wouldnt be dystopia if it didn't suck extraordinary amounts of ass.

    • @mr.squanch
      @mr.squanch 6 дней назад +1

      😄😄

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest 6 дней назад +3

      😂 we aren't going to *get* that part, we're in the beginning of that timeliness chart of "here's where this bad thing happened"
      No cyberware for us-

    • @mushyroom9569
      @mushyroom9569 6 дней назад

      Right? Instead of cybernetic limbs or brain implants we have genital mutilation and pronouns. This is not the transhuman revolution I was promised.

    • @threewiseman1
      @threewiseman1 6 дней назад +1

      ​@@TheFatalcrest*Queue shot of a black highway and epic music.*
      Sarah Connor Narrating: "The year was 2024. The year the Gayinators came."

  • @casbyness
    @casbyness 6 дней назад +2

    "Copy Nothing" says the commercial with a soundtrack ripped directly from The Neon Demon movie.

  • @upStomp
    @upStomp 6 дней назад +42

    They'll sell tens of cars to the Met Gala crowd.

  • @karlgustav999
    @karlgustav999 5 дней назад +2

    "Are you sure this will help us sell more Jaguars?"

  • @TheLinkhawkins
    @TheLinkhawkins 6 дней назад +40

    What the Beckham ad showed me was "We used to be great racecars but we couldn't cut it, so we aimed for the midlife crisis"

    • @Selrisitai
      @Selrisitai 6 дней назад +2

      Lol! Not impressed by fashion or handsomely dressed men?

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 6 дней назад +2

      and that white e type going through the corners? arguably the sexiest car ever to hit the road.

    • @legiran9564
      @legiran9564 6 дней назад +6

      The latest add is: "What is a car?"

    • @PowerControl
      @PowerControl 6 дней назад

      Have collegues who talk about Jaguar at work, but all of them are over 55.

  • @matsv201
    @matsv201 6 дней назад +1

    5:50 The attention to detail. A desklamp in a helicopter, with the door open. Just becasue they can.. and.. well want i guess. I´m supriced they didn´t put a Chesterfield in the chopper

  • @FruitNDoggie
    @FruitNDoggie 6 дней назад +31

    Within 10 seconds, and the video has already proven not to be click bait. Well done.

  • @AbbyEllie69
    @AbbyEllie69 6 дней назад +2

    What a freak show, there’s no cars in the ad!
    I love it they sealed their own fate with this nonsense 🤡🤡🤡show

  • @casbyness
    @casbyness 6 дней назад +1

    I don't care what anyone says this is the best advert for highlighter pens I've ever seen.

  • @DBTwister
    @DBTwister 6 дней назад +31

    They have an AI bot responding to the comments. No clue what is going on.

  • @10jayshah
    @10jayshah 6 дней назад +3

    Do they know your average 30 year old liberal arts major won’t ever afford their car…

  • @thormidthagahast8914
    @thormidthagahast8914 6 дней назад +32

    Drinking a bud light while riding a vibrating 2 wheeler harly davidson up the tailpipe of a confused jag sports car.

  • @AnthonyMac16
    @AnthonyMac16 6 дней назад +1

    I thought this was an MDE sketch when i first glanced at it 🤣

  • @ReviewWingsDSP
    @ReviewWingsDSP 6 дней назад +19

    Because the 60+ year old men who make up most of the market definitely want this car to represent them now. Ok.

  • @globalwanderer360
    @globalwanderer360 5 дней назад

    Jaguars famous colour was British racing green. This advert is a boisterous red and yellow. No refinement, no green. It's an insult to Jaguar

  • @jwchampagne1
    @jwchampagne1 6 дней назад +21

    When aliens who have never actually been to Earth decide it would still be fun to cosplay as humans for the next space convention.

  • @Adarkane325xi
    @Adarkane325xi 6 дней назад +1

    What’s my favorite Berenstain Bear up to today?? @5:20 This Good to be Bad ad is legendary, i think it was a Super Bowl ad. Unrelated, i thought villains all drive BMW’s…? 😏😎

  • @JJDeAth96
    @JJDeAth96 6 дней назад +20

    Im convinced they've set up an AI to respond to comments. There's so many that are literally the same thing and they just seem off

  • @Foofrarf23
    @Foofrarf23 4 дня назад +2

    Land Rover is the same company basically as Jaguar. Boycott them too. They make terrible SUVs. Their engines are trash.

  • @averagebear1
    @averagebear1 6 дней назад +9

    If this is the future, I prefer the past.

  • @TellyMan200
    @TellyMan200 6 дней назад

    That ben kingsley ad is so epic. amazing opening with plane flying over

  • @wegood563
    @wegood563 6 дней назад +29

    So dystopian
    Something out of a dystopian scifi

    • @jaibonaparte
      @jaibonaparte 6 дней назад +8

      And not even a cool one

    • @erueka6
      @erueka6 6 дней назад +6

      That's been the worst part of this crap the last 5 years they can't even pull off a dystopia vibe without making it feel like being lame and violating in the most uncomfortable disrespectful non straight way.

  • @jbqu3142
    @jbqu3142 5 дней назад

    One thing is sure: Don Draper didn’t create this add. He would have been fired on the spot.

  • @maplerice6226
    @maplerice6226 6 дней назад +14

    Pink is the new British Racing Green.