Imagine a robber breaks into his house and this kid pulls out a deck of cards, and the robbers like "Whatcha gonna do? Throw some cards at me?" And little does he know.
Father: You need to improve your range and accuracy son, I raised an Asian not a Bsian. Edit: Didn't realise this comment blew up so much(It's one of those ones that I made and forgot about). I'll definitely teach my son the ways of true gender equality (Konosuba watchers will understand). Nice jokes in the comment thread though, truly cultured people.
@@flatbushmassachusetts8518 how is stating a fact makes someone a hater? Just search card throwing in YT and you will find a number of people doing ..... SMH EDIT: ruclips.net/video/jG2O-ldNYbQ/видео.html
@snoopy dubnation nobody is denying that. Nobody us denying his skills. They're just saying that yes it is possible, yes this is a thing, so it's definitely not fake, and this is not the first time someone is throwing cards. Why does it natter whether people can do what he can or not and why do you have control over betting people on that in order to give them the permission to state their case, as if you have the authority to do so when you can't do it yourself?
Everyone: Haha he's Asian so he's better The kid: practiced for three months to strengthen his wrist and studied his throwing and bettering his accuracy
@@pflat Yeah, the problem is no kid around here are willing to dedicate practicing that kind of weird skill for years. It'd be a rare chance to have it even cross their mind.
Amaro Ariseo i mean Aura in general is real, Chi energy, chakras, telekinesis. Everything is real, remember that the West tend to block off content or put subliminal messages in their shows while Anime where it resides in Japan tend to show the true through their animations, they're not like the West where they have a limit, they dont care they'll show you the actual truth.
Black Hatter remember that when we grow up most of our skills either get forgotten or end up improving, everything is possible even telekinesis it just takes so much practice and most likely shutting most of the world off and just have deep concentration on what YOU believe to be true.
i can throw card accurate with decent speed, but i need power, its all about timeing and how you throw a card, my technique allows strong accurate shots.
@@ludwig4029 . Aussie boy has the correct spelling. Since English was invented in England, the English spell it "defence". But however he spelled boy wrong. Boi is a slang for a tomboy or transexual boy.
Sisley Ng Sin Yee i never said everyone is american, plus i live in australia. pretty much everyone in my school (including the teachers) spell it “defense”
This boy have amazing skill. If he's a soldier he can cut his enemy without 🔪 or bullet. From now I must be careful if I see someone with card in hand🤔
I bet his skill will improve as he grows old. Hes still a kid and uses ordinary cards 20 yrs later he'll use customized tiny metal cards that can cut throats. 😁
@@pabloemilioescobargaviria9914 The card is merely a limiter once his powers fully mature a mere swing of his hand will send wind powerful enough to cut through buildings.
Boy: pick a card, any card Me: *picks card* Also Me: *on the ground in a pool of blood* Boy: *pulls card out of my throat* is this your card Me: yes. *dies*
Shubham Sharma I mean- In China, especially on the website bilibili, there’s a trend that when a male influencer achieves a certain amount of large following, he would cross dress as a bonus😌
Fun fact : He now works in a restaurant , chopping up ingredients , but by throwing cards & sitting comfortably from home. Needs about 584 decks each day.
Imagine a robber breaks into his house and this kid pulls out a deck of cards, and the robbers like "Whatcha gonna do? Throw some cards at me?" And little does he know.
And then those cards goes straight to the robber's eyes...........
Didn't see that one coming....huh.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“o ma e wa mou shin de i ru. ” “Na ni？！”
Wrong neighborhood mdfk hahahahahah
Robber : I won’t hurt you as long as you play your cards right
*When he’s getting bullied and pulls out an UNO reverse card*
Quite literally
Underrated
This is such an underrated comment
And literally he use the UNO reverse card
UNDERRATED!
"His father thinks he still can progress" THIS IS SO CHINESE PARENT OF HIM I CAN'T 😂😂
Not Chinese, whole Asian
Not really the whole asia
The father is supporting the boy's passion. It's not really an Asian/Chinese thingy. :P
@The Raven Igolotte Many Asian and western parents are like what you said. But you can't say all of them are like that.
Except indian. I am frm india
Detective: "Cause of Death?"
Forensics: "Paper cut"
The autopsy showed that the patient died from the autopsy
Ironic, but so true!!! Or:
Patient's relatives: What's the cause of injury?
Surgeon: Found a bunch of cards in the Patient's organs.
That would be a stabbing
@@TruckTaxiMoveIt You're referring to my comment? In that case, I think that'd be a shooting of cards!
@@jheeshin621 i think he referring to the op
My man can literally defend himself with cards
yu-gi-oh
All the kid needs is a deck of cards that isn’t made of paper
HotIce Is Nice. Maybe a dagger
snoopy dubnation Still could hurt someone pretty bad
Kaito Joker
He legit thought things in movies were real and LITERALLY DID THE REAL THING
Our thoughts become reality CONFIRMED
Lucky he didnt watch superman when he was growing up
So true!!
@@fteambjj if he did, he would be able to fly by now
He started to believe...
When his puberty hit, that card probably can slice a car
he can slice bedrock
He can slice tank
@Evan Jiang He can slice spacetime... Time to make wormholes :D
he can slice dimensions
He canslice personalitys
Boy: Mom, where's the knife?
Mom: King of hearts on the table, honey
Lol
Loool. Great comment bro! :)
Hahahaha!
Hahaha 🤣
If you believe this video is true.. Your life is awesome!!!
Father: You need to improve your range and accuracy son, I raised an Asian not a Bsian.
Edit: Didn't realise this comment blew up so much(It's one of those ones that I made and forgot about). I'll definitely teach my son the ways of true gender equality (Konosuba watchers will understand). Nice jokes in the comment thread though, truly cultured people.
Aether
underrated comment.
I'd be like it's not enough that I can cut a cucumber with it and cut through wood??
This is true tho 😂
Epicism
One day father I will surpass an Asian like you. I will be S+sian.
".... and EVEN cut cucumbers in half" said right after showing he cut the wood and aluminum cans.......
yeah that basically downplayed it i mean come on the boy literally cut 2 of the most hardest common items we have wood and aluminum
I was thinking the same
😂😂 Bad reporting at it's finest
@@yaphongjie8551 aluminium isnt the hardest element
@@I_Know_I_Am_right_but... well he did say "common items" and not element.
This is basically the epitome of: “I do not fear a man who has practiced 10000 moves once, but a man who has practiced a move 10000 times.”
underrated
Wow..
Bruce Lee Has Entered the chat*
But didn't he actually say kick?
"If you can only learn one thing, master it, hone it to the absolute limit"
-Jigoro, Demon Slayer
I don’t want to play cards with him. If I do, I will make sure he wins every time.
Not only that, he'll cut the table, then your hands.
He can make a lot of money in casino )
I don’t wanna imagine him using metal cards.
How about the race card.......well, he probably doesn't know, lets keep it that way.
Delico925 Irie I didn’t say it was,I said imagine him using metal cards.
Shuriken better 🤣🤣🤣
He can pierce tanks.
Shurikens
If he master his accuracy, even in short ranged is dangerous. Especialy if he target the eye.
imagine your eye getting hit and the card is just stuck there
i shouldn't have read this thread while eating
Yea he is already
On ricks level
@@0614Rei you give me creeps 😱
The ears
Thief: holds a gun
Boy: shows a card
Thief: So you wanna play magic trick
Boy: (throws cards)
Thief: (gets bald)
@NURLAILA AAQILAH MOHAMMAD ISMAIL he would throw the card at the slipper and it would cut it in half 🤣🤣
*scalped
true story
@@carljames571 *wait*
Boy:*sliced his arm off with second card
Thief: “oh, thats was unexpected”
Imagine what this kid can do with cards made of real stainless steel.
He would be a killing machine if the cards are designed with the same aero dynamic with a bit more weight.
Death😵😲
No cards of steel have to throw other way the steel cards were throwing otherway
I never even considered this as a possible skill in life. Incredible.
Liuhuayue it’s possible but I’m I’m sure he’s using metal cards.
A buddy of mine could do this except he threw it horizontally near his neck. He could make people bleed from about 10-15 feet away.
@@yukihirasoma8167 is this a joke? I mean.... there is a Guinness World record holder for this one.... This is not even that unique.
@@flatbushmassachusetts8518 how is stating a fact makes someone a hater? Just search card throwing in YT and you will find a number of people doing ..... SMH
EDIT: ruclips.net/video/jG2O-ldNYbQ/видео.html
@snoopy dubnation nobody is denying that. Nobody us denying his skills. They're just saying that yes it is possible, yes this is a thing, so it's definitely not fake, and this is not the first time someone is throwing cards. Why does it natter whether people can do what he can or not and why do you have control over betting people on that in order to give them the permission to state their case, as if you have the authority to do so when you can't do it yourself?
Card Skill Level: Asian Child
More like aSiAn kIdS
Ninja in training
chinese Child
Did you know waching anime called hunter x hunter hisoka can create on this technique by trowing sharp shooting of cards.
666 likes ! Let's not ruin it lads & gentleman.
"Pick a card. Any card."
Last thing victim heard before he was killed by Chinese kid.
Boy : pick a card. Any card
Man : what now?
Boy : Omae wa mou shindeiru
Man : NANI!?
Police: What ya got on your holster?
Kid: Just a pack of cards.
Police: Awrite, that's harmless, move on.
“Mom can we have hisoka?”
“We already have hisoka at home.”
Hisoka at home:
Yea thats cool and all but
Did you know bungee gum possesses both the properties of rubber and gum?
I thought this is the original one
Hm not bad
He dosent have bungee gum yet:/
You when you were a child :
Imagine if he misses the person holding the object is dead
the human body is thicker than some fruits lol
He never misses
@@scylla9962 but is it thicker than wood?
@@xfg007 😂😂😂👍
Wouldnt die, but if he hits someones eye with that then lights out
List of Possible Fathers:
1-Gambit
2- Shin Lim
3-Twisted Fate
Tru Maverick ....👈 Super-Nerd
@@ethanallen2889 how old are you?
12?
Hisoka
You forgot to include that guy from that episode of house who threw a playing card in between two sheet glass windows.
Tru Maverick gambit for sure
I swear this kid can beat every single teacher, he’s like the quiet kid
Other kids: Hey nerd give me your lunch money
This kid:
Pulls out a deck of cards
*the tables have turned*
Cuts kids in half*
Buy some cards, so he have no more money
Throw lunch money through stomach. Dollar slot....
Gives you a bad paper cut.
I'd hate to be this guy's father. Anytime you try scolding him, he throws a card at you.
You really don't know about Asian parents do you? Boy's entire existence will end if he pulls that stunt...
@@the-turd-eye try to take a joke bud
i am here to be wooshed Try to have a better sense of humour
@@lookmomiamflying2810 but not funny
@@duytungvu2596 yea but a joke's a joke
Father : some people online say his skills aren't perfect yet
Me : *are these people were ninjas or what?!*
He is a kid, what do they expect. They couldn't do anything close to such a high level when they were his age.
@@kreyzgr5167 like all keyboard warriors china got em too
@@kreyzgr5167
Lol Deutsch?
They're just being asian
Oh ya, when I was 17 I can cut a car in half by throwing those cards.
Of course the chinese dad is like "meh, he ok but he do better" "need more train"
ya. Maybe
Atleast as an asian parent his mom wont be able to say that the neighbor kid is better then him 😂
@@scriptcandy4046 Likely that his parent is not that bad. If they were the worst, they might say that that is not a skill. idk
"japanese dad" spoke mandarin the entire video but if u say hes japanese alright u right then
@@ria706 nobody in this thread said japanese dad???
Isn't he worried about cutting his parents' or sister's arm?
it almost cut his mom's though 😭
Well observe I was fearing for the person's holding the veggies
naah!, those targets that he use of course it's made in China what do u expect 😏😏😏😏😏😂😂
@@rjnimbble7377 but so are the china people, they are technically made in china too😏
@@noelsoo1999 niaaaaahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Everyone: Haha he's Asian so he's better
The kid: practiced for three months to strengthen his wrist and studied his throwing and bettering his accuracy
Bruh....he's asian with asian powers
Finally someone who doesn't praise his skill cuz he's Asian
Well only asian practice like that, or even pick up this skill at all, at such young age
@@harrid14mei no if any young kid was interested and had passion he or she could do the same
@@pflat Yeah, the problem is no kid around here are willing to dedicate practicing that kind of weird skill for years.
It'd be a rare chance to have it even cross their mind.
"How did you die?"
" *It's complicated* "
"I got hit by a card"
"A car?"
"No, *a card* "
So this is what Hisoka looks like in real life: a child, ironic 😂
I was searching for this comment😂
@@suchi9340 YESS ME TOO 😌
@@suchi9340 same😂
bro u watch hxh cool but was looking for a comment like this.
HXH IRL
Imagine how terrifying he would be with a shuriken
That's normal. I'm more afraid of his business cards and greeting cards.
@@dasu2734 LOLLLLL
Shuriken is Japanese, though
You can't bring shuriken into an embassy and airport, but you can bring playing cards
@@blushingralseiuwu2222 wow you give someone a really bad idea 😂
This boy is a real life Hisoka. Now we need to find Gotoh.
I just commented that!!! Omygosh!!!!!
Indeed. Is Nen developing in our world?? 😂😂
Gotoh lose so no need to find him.
@kupis1408 I'm a fan of hunter x hunter too...so I wanted to see this kind of comments here
Amaro Ariseo i mean Aura in general is real, Chi energy, chakras, telekinesis. Everything is real, remember that the West tend to block off content or put subliminal messages in their shows while Anime where it resides in Japan tend to show the true through their animations, they're not like the West where they have a limit, they dont care they'll show you the actual truth.
Moral of story: If you can do something, an Asian kid can do it better.
Haha for real 😂 Asians have taken over the world.
Even if you’re Asian yourself.
And parents are still expecting more
It's always be like that
Kenz Huynh 😂😂😂
Ladies and gents we found it "GAMBiT" is actually asian
Just imagine the number of cucumber dishes his family had to eat...
Lol best comment
😂
He’s chinese, they probably eats cucumber on a daily basis
I heard Chinese nowadays like to waste food
Just imagine the amount of cards needed to be bought
1:58 a perfect Asian Father. The boy can cut vegetables with cards but no he can improve
Anybody’ll say that
Because he started young, imagine doing stuff like this until you're adult
@@kyupified2440 I feel like he'd be able to cut things with just paper by then
He will send him to ninja school
Black Hatter remember that when we grow up most of our skills either get forgotten or end up improving, everything is possible even telekinesis it just takes so much practice and most likely shutting most of the world off and just have deep concentration on what YOU believe to be true.
Imagine if the boy missed the fruit & hit the hand instead 😵
was thinking the same
Stitch it back, easy.
Ouch!@@mistermoee
@@shady95 Make sure it doesn't fully detatch from your body, otherwise you will have to live with one hand.
Itb only says "can cuts fruit" and not hand mate... Hahaha
Hisoka: “bring me that boy 😘”
asian kid: literally does superhuman stuff like gambit in Marvel
Asian dad: you could still improve!!
nothing impresses asian dads!
🤣 how about Asian moms
Sorry for OOT, but i think he's more like bullseye than gambit
@@stephanielim5544 they are near you 🤣
@@copporn1615 Yeah, Gambit's cards can explode... Wait, don't give him ideas...
@@stephanielim5544 that will be hard and believe me I'm older daughter of family and my mother give up of me because I like art =).
Imagine how he's like when he's an adult...
he'll be cutting steel plates
X- men
Imagine his outfit as an adult
He’ll change the poker card with credit card then slice a skyscraper.
Working at a factory?
“Scissor beats paper”
Him: *ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF*
Lolll
More like paper beats rock
this kid:
we don't do that here
Paper slices rock.
It’s all fun and games until he slices someone’s finger off holding the fruit
Careful everyone, that's a Hisoka in training.
Yup
But did you know that bungee gum posses the properties of both gum and rubber?
Someone finally said it
@@runman624 said wut?
A lot of people have pepper spray or a box knife as a defense weapon. This Hisoka kid got them cards!
@@Jay-nt7ys nobody asked
You can't see his aura, but he is obviously using nen.
Lol
With property of gum & rubber?
Hehe following Wing-San's footsteps I see
Haaha
Hah
10 yrs later
A new assassin has shocked the world who kills people by using pack of cards.
People saying his skills are not soo accuracy..... Please show us how to throw card accurately 😅😅😅😅😅
This kid is soo hard working n dedicated👍👍👍😊
i can throw card accurate with decent speed, but i need power, its all about timeing and how you throw a card, my technique allows strong accurate shots.
Americans: I use a gun for self-defence
China boi: Hold my cards
Aussie Boy defense*
@@ludwig4029 . Aussie boy has the correct spelling. Since English was invented in England, the English spell it "defence". But however he spelled boy wrong. Boi is a slang for a tomboy or transexual boy.
Sisley Ng Sin Yee i never said everyone is american, plus i live in australia. pretty much everyone in my school (including the teachers) spell it “defense”
Doug Lei ok
@your average introvert
Your name should be "your average idiot".
Am I the only fearing for the person whose hand is holding up those veggies for him to throw slicing cards at..?
Me too.
Hahaha i was actually waiting for him to cut the hand 🤣
He saw this in a movie and thought it was reality. Just amazing what we can accomplish if we weren't old it's not possible..
Jackie Chan doesn’t know martial arts. He’s simply acrobatic because of his Peking opera training.
@@Hermit-Crab He does know Kong fu as well.
The way kid did is what the shaolin monks is telling,
He is using chi like the monks they break glass using a needle
WARNİNG !!
Don't show this kid to Hisoka Morow
👁 👁
💧 👄 ⭐
Imagine being able to cut a finger by just throwing cards.
This is possible if the card is a fexible strong steel card😂which is thrown by enormous speed and accuracy
Imagine being fooled by fake
I mean, a human finger is equivalent to a carrot. So yea, possible
@@UmbrellaSound Imagine being useless and salty enough to think it is a fake.
@@flyfish5821 you do realize that finger have bone in it right so I would say possible but not equilevant to the carrot
Parents: "What do you wanna be when you grow up?"
Me: "Asian kid."
Trust me, you would never want that
XD
Hiding in a tree all day is really painful, you know
@@phongtranthanh7141 đồng chí :))))
please don't be.
*"No weapons allowed inside the store"*
The boy: Im Four Parallel Universes Ahead Of You!
Legend says he cut a planet in half when he reach 89 years old
I recall it being at the age of 69
Im waiting for x- men gambit to release.
2019: boy cut fruit with cards
Now that you put it like that, the idea of a card throwing super hero came to mind. I mean, maybe Cardman? Lol.
@@coravine4369 cardboy hehe
His asian so he is Hisuka fro. Hunter x hunter
The real hero is his father's hand
He's using nen guys. His master is hisoka
"BUNGEE GUM"
@inosuke_ irl great minds think alike
Ok, time to learn nen.
He is using enhancement on those cards
I fear for the boy's safety.
Gives me "BuNgEe gUm CoNtAiNs BoTh ThE pRoPeRtIeS oF rUbBeR aNd Gum" vibes...
FINALLY SOMEONE HAS DISCOVERED NEN!!!!!
Hisoka
@@choirinnur6870 ikr
HXH
Hisoka in real life
Just by reading the title of the video i already knew i would see HxH references lol
John Wick: Killed a man using a pencil
That boi: Is that all you got?
I can see him doing that in part 4 lol
The guy from ratatouille: I killed a man... with this thumb
@@yan2240 so he says lol 🤣
With a fuking card!!!!!
@@priscillajimenez27 Well, that guy is German and Germans never lie when it comes to serious subjects.
Yugi: obliterates opponent with five cards
Kid: kills the opponent by throwing a card
Giulio Emme Yugi doesn’t need to throw cards. He just reveals five pieces of Exodia to assert dominance
This kid is 'Asain Kid Card Dragon'
this is no doubt hisoka's secret child
difficult level ：China
connie yu Made in China.
Exact level start in the lowest point first.
Trump : National Threat ban the card. Period
LOL
China's trump card.
#dropmic
SPORTS TV Lol.
@Taiki AMBAI it's not the game, it's the caaarrdd, and also video games, period, surely
Hahahaha oooh trump..
“With nen, even a simple playing card can be turned into a deadly weapon”
Finally a hxh comment lol
hisoka be like
The properties of both rubber and gum
Oh, nice Master Wing quote
i thought of that lol
He's training for when paper beats rock.
Meanwhile.. I couldn't even cut my vegetables correctly using a knife.
This boy have amazing skill. If he's a soldier he can cut his enemy without 🔪 or bullet. From now I must be careful if I see someone with card in hand🤔
哈哈哈definite
I bet his skill will improve as he grows old. Hes still a kid and uses ordinary cards 20 yrs later he'll use customized tiny metal cards that can cut throats. 😁
no he will just cut u using his card aura without the physical card
Ninja skill
@@pabloemilioescobargaviria9914 The card is merely a limiter once his powers fully mature a mere swing of his hand will send wind powerful enough to cut through buildings.
Boy: pick a card, any card
Me: *picks card*
Also Me: *on the ground in a pool of blood*
Boy: *pulls card out of my throat* is this your card
Me: yes. *dies*
You dont understand I am literally crying of laughter right now🤣🤣
CJH聖霊 Holy shoot I'm dying
Bruh i died of laughter
Yikes
*Now I’m scared of people with cards.*
This Kid would be a Crazy Pitcher.
Security :any weapons you carrying
Boy: just carrying card
Security : thats alright
Look some Indian boys are wearing Sari and applying lipsticks for making tiktok videos and while Chinese are learning kunfu and cutting with cards.
The perfect assassin !
@@shubham12345_ So?
Shubham Sharma I mean-
In China, especially on the website bilibili, there’s a trend that when a male influencer achieves a certain amount of large following, he would cross dress as a bonus😌
I fear no man,
*But this boiiii*
This boy: I am no man. I am boy.
@@speedstriker yes he fear "no man"
He scares me.
Me: *MOM WHERES THE SCISSORS?!?!*
Mom: bruh just call your brother
Bruh?
@@randomizer3777 E?
@@saiji9000 maybe
.
@@saiji9000 jinping?
Fun fact :
He now works in a restaurant , chopping up ingredients , but by throwing cards & sitting comfortably from home.
Needs about 584 decks each day.
If only this kid was at area 51 leading the front line
-BeyondAir- Ah yes all the aliens would’ve already been save with this kid in the front line lol.
Henchman: "yeah the boss got killed with a royal flush, came outta no where we never saw the hitman only the flying cards"
Imagine the flight attendant jokingly asking him when he gets on a plane: is there any weapons in here?
Him: *sweats nervously*
Altho he can make an exuse that he's ganna play cards at the place he going
Anything can be a weapon if you try hard enough
Boy : _"Bringing a gun to a card fight?"_
**B I G M I S T A K E**
I can already imagine him slowly walking up to his enemies saying “do you want to play some cards?” as his catchphrase.
This boy is dangerous if it joins the dark side of the force.
Dad is literally raising his son to be Bullseye from Daredevil.
Plot twist: The *cards were made in Japan* and the *fruits were Chinese*
I like how the sister is standing so close and holding the cucumber for him, knowing that he's still working on his accuracy, the level of trust!
Hahaha
Hisoka started his training younger than Gon did...
Card-throwing only exist in hollywood.
Kid : Hold my milk.
imagine if he's the quiet kid in the class and one day he brings those cards in school
Bully: "Your're gonna fight me with cards? Lol how childish!"
*This Kid: "Say sike right now"*
*This kid*: "Or you well know what pain is."
People online are still saying it’s not enough🙄. DUDE HE’S SEVEN!!!
True he is still young but I think he's 11 now
I dont see anyone saying that tho
hey daddy I wasn’t talking about this comment section but the one on where these videos of him had been posted.
Motivation never hurts.
Everybody's gangsta until the 11 year old Asian kid starts opening a packet of cards
😂😂😂
this boy just showed me that my dream can become possible
anything can become possible, well except for non logical stuff
everyone: amazing kid
me: bet the people holding the props were praying for their lives
Yes
Imagine what he can do with credit cards.
He's going to use it to buy more deck of cards...
He gonna max out that credit cards
*oUcH*
Wont be that effecient
@@noireko141 Trust me it's nit gonna do anything to me, well it will probably hurt.
I was worried for the person holding his targets
Gradually this kid has bright future as bullseye, we might see him ripping daredevil on netflix.
Yu-Gi-Oh said you can fight using cards, this dude made that a reality.
Yeah, just not by throwing or using cards like knives!
0:49 Luckily the cards did not hit the hand of the guy holding the stuff.
Otherwise it would be painful.
Rest of the World : bottle cap challange.
This boy: hold my card.
I won't be holding stuff like that for him to hit, one mistake and that card would be cutting through flesh instead.