he turned an extremely fashionable and popular (at the time) moustache and made it synonymous with himself. he pretty much owns the trademark to that stache
@@gherbo1609 that's what Nazis do in microcosm. take existing culture, claim they created it, and then ruin its reputation. the Swastika, Nordic runes, (to an extent, in much of the world) socialism, etc.. this is because Nazis are fundamentally too hateful to craft meaningful art or culture of their own. look at the ideal world at the end of The Turner Diaries. art only exists in Nazism as a means to a cruel and nihilistic end.
A good moustache is better than a beard any day. Beards block jawline and if you have a decent jawline with a decent moustache then you are crushing it guaranteed or your money back
The guy @8:34 is Ambrose Burnside. I know, the name is just perfect for the stache. He fought for the Union (The North) (the good guys) during the Civil War. I think he worked up to Major General. He went all over the place, but was known most for commanding the Army of the Potomac, which was hella important. So much so, that the guy who commanded that brigade before him was kicked out of the role by President Lincoln because he was so trash. Burnside was choosen by Lincoln personally to take over the Army of the Potomac. That's pretty dope. He fought in some of the most notable battles (The First Bull Run, the Battle of Antietam, Battle of Fredericksburg), but once he become the commander of the Potomac, he kinda choked. Like, bad. Battle of Fredericksburg is what he's remembered for, because he went 1-on-1 with Robert E. Lee and his crew, and got absolutely demolished. I think the casualties toll on the Union side (Burnside) was like double that of the Confederate side (Lee). Poor guy fell off hard after that. He must have been super embarrassed, because he offered his resignation from the Commander Post like right after Fredericksburg, and he never fully rebounded. Just like most notable generals, I think he went into politics after the war, but don't remember where. Shoutout Mrs. Turner for being the best History Teacher on the face of the earth. The fact that I know this stuff is still crazy, but she made that ish fun. Otherwise, I wouldn't know anything about my guy Burnside. Shoutout Melon too. Stache is looking juicy. Drake wishes.
Melon, a well rounded and thorough compilation of moustaches here but we need a part two. There are some notable snubs missing from your list e.g. Lemmy, Charlie Chaplin, Clark Gable, Fu Manchu, 00s George Micheal, Freddie Mercury, Burt Reynolds, Groucho Marx, Sam Elliot etc. that need to be addressed officially.
Fantano compared his moustache to the Pizza Hut logo (fair enough), but I was mildly disappointed he didn't also mention the Hawaiian Punch guy's hat. Also, shame for referring to Zappa's soul patch as a goatee
I would put Lemmy Kilmister and of course Zappa's stash in S easily. I would put Stalin's moustache in god tier, his politics aside he had best moustache in history like there is no debate on that.
Thank you from all of us mustache men. My Flying T thanks you sir. Also at 8:45 that is General Ambrose Burnside who was one of the Union generals during the Civil War. He is where the term "Sideburns" come from because of his beard style.
I can’t believe melon gave Ron Jeremy an A tier quote when he is clearly deserving of an S tier just because melon was mad a pretended to be super Mario
You don't want to be approaching a judge rocking a hulk stache....unless the judge also has a hulk stache! and what's that? the bailiff is bringing a chair!
Eagerly awaiting parts 2 and 3 as you've barely scratched the surface of upper liptitude. Nietzsche, Chaplin, John Waters, Lemmy, Fu Manchu. We deserve more, Fantano.
Every October, Melon’s mustache emerges from the base of his skull, slithers down his upper nasal cavity (stopping slightly too far over his upper lip), all just in time to have a goof and scare the kids for Halloween. As per tradition.
I woke up on the couch at 1:00 in the morning and realized the TV was off, and I wasn't ready to get up yet so I turned on a RUclips video. It happened to be this one, I thought I was just having a fever dream and then I woke up this morning and saw it in my recently watched.
General Burnside. The man who sideburns are named for. Bold, indeed. I'd like to put up for consideration, Nick Mason, Nathan Winneke, and Donny Benet, as powerful stache employers.
Hulk hogan needs to be higher, the absolute craftsmanship it took to perfect that mane needs to be honored. So angry I'm crying and screaming, how could you bald man :(
How did you forget Jeff "Skunk" Baxter?? The Doobie Brothers/Steely Dan guitarist & Jimi Hendrix bassist turned defense consultant and adviser of U.S. members of Congress on missile defense, as well as being the inspiration for one of the actual Muppets (Floyd Pepper - a Muppet introduced in 1975 who was the bassist for the Electric Mayhem Band on the Muppet Show that a lot of people would recognize for his sarcasm and yelling (often times at Ms. Piggy)
I think your stash looks really good :) makes me a little jealous too, not just hungry. Haha but yeah, when you look at the whole face it fits you well, it's only when stared directly at it that It begins to a pizza hut take shape.
I can't believe Fantano was just a few years back and it is in the fridge pretty much all of that stuff is done on my account on my way when I don't have either to sign up or not to get a new job but if I can see you then none will get to it.
Excuse me Mr. Lemonhead, but I will tolerate *absolutely zero* slander of Major General Ambrose E. Burnside! You're just quakin' in your boots at the pure mega-energy superiority of a homie rocking the deadly combo of a 'stache & muttonchops.
i was about to leave an angry comment about the absence of zappas legendary stache but was pleasantly surprised that fantano stuck that bad boy in S tier. Fantano just cant take any Ls
Hi, can I get a extra large pepperoni pizza with olives, a small salad, a coke, and a side of.... OH, uhhhh, sorry I thought this was Pizza Hut... I guess it's just a Fantano mustache... 🥸
I can't believe Fantano gave Hulk Hogan an S tier quote "based on his politics alone"
Absolute poser move. How to lose all credibility instantly
That doesn't work for me, brother
@@brendanb2982 hulk just refused to put any other stache over
@@brendanb2982 never work your mustache into a shoot, brother - HH
uh dude you didn't watch the video lol
Can't believe he forgot the iconic toothbrush mustache made popular by one of the most influential figures of the 20th century, Charlie Chaplin!
For some strange reason, it seems to have fallen out of fashion sometime during the 1940's. I wonder why.....?
huge snub no cap
@@ianstratton I guess that'll just continue being an unsolved mystery.
Didn't jordan bring it back during a Bulls season
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I really don't think Hitler deserved S tier.
SS tier.
he turned an extremely fashionable and popular (at the time) moustache and made it synonymous with himself. he pretty much owns the trademark to that stache
Oh wow I saw your comment right after he gave him that score
@@gherbo1609 that's what Nazis do in microcosm. take existing culture, claim they created it, and then ruin its reputation. the Swastika, Nordic runes, (to an extent, in much of the world) socialism, etc..
this is because Nazis are fundamentally too hateful to craft meaningful art or culture of their own. look at the ideal world at the end of The Turner Diaries. art only exists in Nazism as a means to a cruel and nihilistic end.
@@anthonini66 Bravo
An ambient mustache is a wild phrase
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Sounds like some Theo Von
Radiates a powerful energy
brian eno has taken oblique strategies too far
An atmospheric mustache
One of the most anticipated tierlists of the year. Good tierlist lemon
Lemon
Lemon, wtf
Lemon
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Lemon
Deeply disappointed that Nietzsche isn't on here. BEST MUSTACHE OF ALL TIME. Roosevelt can't compare
Nietzches mustache could rival a paintbrush.
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Nietzsche looked like a grumpy Scottish terrier.
Best moustache of all time goes to Gaishi Nagaoka
@@bartuomyej he think he an anime character 💀
Can’t believe Anthony actually left out:
John Waters
Charlie Chaplin
Freddie Mercury
Nick Offerman
Friedrich Nietzsche
Yosemite Sam
Also left out the mustache god himself, Sam Elliot
Adding Pancho Villa, Groucho Marx and Teddy Roosevelt to this list.
Definitely should of done Yosemite Sam
Sounds like we need a part 2
This really stinks :/
It's always fun when you see a mustache that you know used to be a pizza hut. Really just iconic architecture
This is the type of joke I bring home to meet the parents
I can’t grow a beard but I have a mustache and kinda insecure about it but seeing Anthony’s mustache gives me hope ❤
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I know nothing about you, but you hot af with that mustache boy
Let it grow, remember what action Hank saids to Dexter "real beard grows from the heart"
A good moustache is better than a beard any day. Beards block jawline and if you have a decent jawline with a decent moustache then you are crushing it guaranteed or your money back
We need part 2, you left other iconic moustaches such as Nietzche's
Part 2 forsure much needed
Melon's moustache is definitely S tier as I love pizza Hut.
no one can out pizza the hut!
little caesars better sadly
My first thought was “what? There’s no mustache on the Pizza Hut.” But no, melons stache is the hut , The hut itself
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Pizza the Hutt.
Melon just confirmed that Dr. Phil’s mustache is on par with MBDTF
So glad Frank Zappa made it on here, man had a stache from the gods.
It'd be interesting to hear melon do a hairstyle tier list
Anthony's sub-count will skyrocket when his famous spiked mowahk look returns
Bald Tier List
I’m sure you already know this Anthony. But the thing on Frank Zappa’s face you kept calling a ‘goatee’ is actually a soul patch.
Hulk did walk into court with that stache and walked out with like a billion dollar settlement. Tough stache. Brother.
The guy @8:34 is Ambrose Burnside. I know, the name is just perfect for the stache. He fought for the Union (The North) (the good guys) during the Civil War. I think he worked up to Major General. He went all over the place, but was known most for commanding the Army of the Potomac, which was hella important. So much so, that the guy who commanded that brigade before him was kicked out of the role by President Lincoln because he was so trash. Burnside was choosen by Lincoln personally to take over the Army of the Potomac. That's pretty dope. He fought in some of the most notable battles (The First Bull Run, the Battle of Antietam, Battle of Fredericksburg), but once he become the commander of the Potomac, he kinda choked. Like, bad. Battle of Fredericksburg is what he's remembered for, because he went 1-on-1 with Robert E. Lee and his crew, and got absolutely demolished. I think the casualties toll on the Union side (Burnside) was like double that of the Confederate side (Lee). Poor guy fell off hard after that. He must have been super embarrassed, because he offered his resignation from the Commander Post like right after Fredericksburg, and he never fully rebounded. Just like most notable generals, I think he went into politics after the war, but don't remember where. Shoutout Mrs. Turner for being the best History Teacher on the face of the earth. The fact that I know this stuff is still crazy, but she made that ish fun. Otherwise, I wouldn't know anything about my guy Burnside.
Shoutout Melon too. Stache is looking juicy. Drake wishes.
That was dope, big ups to you and Mrs. Turner for sharing with us
He's legit the reason they're called "sideburns"
@@anthonyk5496 True! I can't believe I forgot to mention that. Makes his story even more legendary!
"Why does your nose wear shoes" had me fucking dying oml
This clearly requires a part 2
Melon, a well rounded and thorough compilation of moustaches here but we need a part two. There are some notable snubs missing from your list e.g. Lemmy, Charlie Chaplin, Clark Gable, Fu Manchu, 00s George Micheal, Freddie Mercury, Burt Reynolds, Groucho Marx, Sam Elliot etc. that need to be addressed officially.
Lemmy is a SOLID S-Tier. Also, pt.2 needs to include Teddy Roosevelt
@@paraworldblue Of course! Teddy needs a spot on the list
Poor Nietzsche. Always underrated.
I love the concept of an “ambient” mustache, and feel strongly that this terminology should be applied to other style choices as well
What?! No John Waters mustache? That seems like a big miss on another one of the most iconic mustaches in movie/music history.
Plenty of other classic actors have donned the pencil ‘stache but John Waters seems to be among the last who still rock it on a regular basis.
Raul Julia?
You can't unsee pink flamingo 🤢 disgusting
John Waters is the OG tho... He's rocked the look for 40+ years.
I saw the title and thumbnail and my only reaction was a firm out loud “yes” to a room of nobody
Was waiting for Zappa at the end lol
the zappastache is fucking iconic. literally draw it on a white background and you just know it's zappa
What an insult to Weird Al that he wasn't even mentioned.
damn... that picture of steve harvey without his moustache is wild 💀💀
What is this channel coming to
C'mon it's good to have some fun some time. Needle drop is pretty serious in itself
Extremely disturbed by the lack of Lemmy Kilmister
I think it's time Ramthony Throatano hangs up his knitters stache and retires indefinitely (forever)
Love the mustache Fantano! looks like the pizza hut logo
Can't believe you put Frank Zappa's moustache to S tier just because you thought that Joe's Garage cover art was "a great artistic choice".
Dr. Phil is the My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy of staches.
I tried to make a joke further comparing the two but it feels like these two things are just complete opposites lol
Double moustache man be looking like imperfect cell from dbz
with just the thumbnail, it felt right away that zappa was going to be top tier on this list.
General Burnside deserves at least an extra tier-up for rocking a sideburn stache with his last name.
This is the greatest video I've ever seen in my life. Yes I should be sleeping, no I will not go to bed
Ambient Mustache is the name of my forthcoming shoegaze double EP.
Hi Emily that was funny
Fantano compared his moustache to the Pizza Hut logo (fair enough), but I was mildly disappointed he didn't also mention the Hawaiian Punch guy's hat.
Also, shame for referring to Zappa's soul patch as a goatee
I would put Lemmy Kilmister and of course Zappa's stash in S easily. I would put Stalin's moustache in god tier, his politics aside he had best moustache in history like there is no debate on that.
Zappa basically is like the union of Rob Zombie and Weird Al.
I think the question is not why Anthony’s moustache looks like the Pizza Hut logo. But why did Pizza Hut design a logo to look like a moustache
what had me cryin was "guys who like to drink AND fight"
Anthony’s mustache looks like two little grinch feet.
Hulk hogan is seething at that b tier rn. You already know he doesn’t like putting people over
fantano’s mustache got me resting for two beats
Just started watching but if Frank Zappa isn't on here then I'll only assume it's because you're mad jealous
@@thefifthpillar_ S tier saved for last, my expectations and needs are safely met
When he rated this own moustache I lost hope all was over but then the goat moustache appeared
mustache-tano is a solid 8/10
Melon. He shits on my favorite songs, my favorite albums, and now he shits on MY MUSTACHE.
To hell with this guy!
Bro! where’s the 10s from the 70s?
You already KNOW what’s going into S tier🗣💯
Melon, can’t believe you slept on Hetfield’s “Mamma Said” stache/mutton chops combo
I'm glad the internet's busiest mustache nerd has found his true calling
Can’t wait for the teeth tier list
Thank you from all of us mustache men. My Flying T thanks you sir.
Also at 8:45 that is General Ambrose Burnside who was one of the Union generals during the Civil War. He is where the term "Sideburns" come from because of his beard style.
what a revelations! kal's mustache is painted?!?!
Weird choice to put Adolf in S tier Melon
I can’t believe melon gave Ron Jeremy an A tier quote when he is clearly deserving of an S tier just because melon was mad a pretended to be super Mario
The robber baron joke is probably the funniest in the history of this channel
Has anyone else wondered what melons mustache would look like if he shaved the two pointy bits that connect to his nostrils. Just had a flat line
can’t believe they did a moustache list without john waters. also petition to get melon to get a pencil moustache
You don't want to be approaching a judge rocking a hulk stache....unless the judge also has a hulk stache! and what's that? the bailiff is bringing a chair!
Eagerly awaiting parts 2 and 3 as you've barely scratched the surface of upper liptitude. Nietzsche, Chaplin, John Waters, Lemmy, Fu Manchu. We deserve more, Fantano.
Every October, Melon’s mustache emerges from the base of his skull, slithers down his upper nasal cavity (stopping slightly too far over his upper lip), all just in time to have a goof and scare the kids for Halloween. As per tradition.
I woke up on the couch at 1:00 in the morning and realized the TV was off, and I wasn't ready to get up yet so I turned on a RUclips video. It happened to be this one, I thought I was just having a fever dream and then I woke up this morning and saw it in my recently watched.
General Burnside. The man who sideburns are named for. Bold, indeed.
I'd like to put up for consideration, Nick Mason, Nathan Winneke, and Donny Benet, as powerful stache employers.
Sam Elliot has the best mustache. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
I kept waiting for Sam Elliot to come up
Huge snub that he wasn’t on this list.
@@BIGGS1 I haven’t been this upset since The Weeknd got snubbed at the Grammys
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fantanos moustache looks like a little detective hat
Neal Schon's handlebar mustache and afro were pretty epic for the 70's.
The homophobia of not including Freddie Mercury
Fantano's mustache looks like he's not allowed within a 500 meter radius of a school.
Hulk hogan needs to be higher, the absolute craftsmanship it took to perfect that mane needs to be honored. So angry I'm crying and screaming, how could you bald man :(
They way he said “drink AND fight” made me lol
Anthony I love your mustache. It also kind of looks like it's trying to stealth into your mouth and nose lol
Dr. Phil with the Ambient 1: Mustache for Airports
How did you forget Jeff "Skunk" Baxter?? The Doobie Brothers/Steely Dan guitarist & Jimi Hendrix bassist turned defense consultant and adviser of U.S. members of Congress on missile defense, as well as being the inspiration for one of the actual Muppets (Floyd Pepper - a Muppet introduced in 1975 who was the bassist for the Electric Mayhem Band on the Muppet Show that a lot of people would recognize for his sarcasm and yelling (often times at Ms. Piggy)
I think your stash looks really good :) makes me a little jealous too, not just hungry. Haha but yeah, when you look at the whole face it fits you well, it's only when stared directly at it that It begins to a pizza hut take shape.
Teeth tier list when?
45 counts of slander with the victim being 12-time Grammy winner Cal Chuchesta
Dude how did you miss Ron Swanson? You need to make a sequel
I can't believe Fantano was just a few years back and it is in the fridge pretty much all of that stuff is done on my account on my way when I don't have either to sign up or not to get a new job but if I can see you then none will get to it.
Having met the Hulkster, it’s beauty is even better in person.
Can you please do a Chemical Brothers tier list? Thanks
Unless I'm mistaken, Tom Selleck is the only man to have a Facebook page made for his mustache.
It's definitely the "Chuck Norris' beard" of moustaches
Fantano rocking the Farva from Super Troopers look
Shaking my head at Tony not knowing Ambrose Burnside and big sideburns.
“This surrealist moustache isn’t practical enough”
No Rollie Fingers? Just a bad stock photo of a guy with a similar moustache? Somebody needs a tour of the moustache HOF.
Excuse me Mr. Lemonhead, but I will tolerate *absolutely zero* slander of Major General Ambrose E. Burnside! You're just quakin' in your boots at the pure mega-energy superiority of a homie rocking the deadly combo of a 'stache & muttonchops.
No John waters? No Josef Stalin? No Adolf Hitler? No Burt Reynolds? No Sam Elliot? What the hell anthony?!?
I laughed at Dr Phil’s “ambient mustache” 😂
My favorite part of the Fantano Stache is definitely his philtrum being visible. I dont trust people that hide their philtrum
Fantano could review IRS tax forms and I’d probably still watch
i was about to leave an angry comment about the absence of zappas legendary stache but was pleasantly surprised that fantano stuck that bad boy in S tier. Fantano just cant take any Ls
John waters pencil mustache is possibly the most iconic of all. Fantano should watch Pink Flamingos
Speaking of october is you b'day month, TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY. And thank you for the content gift melon
Hi, can I get a extra large pepperoni pizza with olives, a small salad, a coke, and a side of.... OH, uhhhh, sorry I thought this was Pizza Hut... I guess it's just a Fantano mustache... 🥸
I really hope Cordae's new mustache will be in here
Have not watched yet, but I already appreciate this list.
Anthony may have that Pizza Hut logo, but Frank Zappa has that Toyota Truck logo.