Well you know, as Voltaire said “if you want to know who controls you, look at who you can’t criticise.” My guess it was a joke about Jupiter which made him get cancelled.
Yes. I get that it's a joke and not supposed to be historically accurate, but I do take issue with him mentioning Caesar, when Caesar had been assassinated in 44 B.C.
This wasn't even anti-christian though? Yeah the writers will probably get death threats if they drew muhammed doing standup. But this wasn't even edgy atheist humor.
I was waiting for a heckler to say ‘Give us Barabbas!’.
Makes a shit in the streets joke about the civilization with sewers!
@jmc597 Yeah but he's in Rome here, not Judaea.
Your a better writer then them
“I Column like a see-um”. Lol
I did not realize Jesus played the Colloseum. It was a mistake to crucify this early comic genius.
Well you know, as Voltaire said “if you want to know who controls you, look at who you can’t criticise.” My guess it was a joke about Jupiter which made him get cancelled.
I miss the old Coliseum
Stand up comedy can be brutal. If they don't like you they can feed you to the lions...
They sure love his jokes.
At least Jesus is doing what he wants and he's doing good.
I would have said he died out there
But...he's got another gig lined up in three days
He did great.
Jesus is living his dream…
Yup
Ha, his last temptation
Much like how his life ended, he nailed it!
They say if you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.👍
Rome: Pooping in the streets
San Francisco: Hood our beer
Hood our beer?
Hold our beef? 😂
Back then most apartments in Rome didn't have a toilet inside.
He should have ended with a callback joke.
He should have ended with a callback joke
love the fan service for the "they're our rivals" bit from season 5
And my mom's a virgin. That's fun. When I was a teenager I had to give HER the talk 😂😂
If you don’t laugh you’re sent to the unquenchable fires of Hell
They should do another Jesus stand up with him acting like Rodney Dangerfield.
Not gonna lie I'll go to show to see him
He's making them laugh with those jokes, that's the miracle.
He nailed it.
I Love You Jesus.....🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
If Jesus ever appears on Earth, and I am proven wrong as an atheist, first thing I want is a comedy session from him
I love that it starts with him by himself in the back
The last one was actually good
I Column Like I See Um
Well, He ended pretty strong there
Family Guy In 30 A.D
Yes. I get that it's a joke and not supposed to be historically accurate, but I do take issue with him mentioning Caesar, when Caesar had been assassinated in 44 B.C.
He was a stand-up philosopher. But he never played Caesar's Palace.
Stand up philosopher?.. oh a *bullshit* artist!
@@tomekhauzer Did you bullshit this week? Did you try to bullshit this week?
Well, Jesus has a great sense of humor.
This is actually a decent bit.
Indeed it is how it was so successful
OK, the last 2 were pretty good 👍 😂
-that's right...stand ups ARE actually like this
The first guy to play arenas
Oh that Jeebus is such a cutup.
She thought it was abstinence, from drink.
A triumph!
Which Caesar cut women? I've never heard that...oh wait I just got it! 😃😀
See how Christians didn't get violent over this?
There weren't any Christians in the skit
@@allananderson949totally went over ur head erh
@@RedRoc2000 And yet here you are getting triggered. The irony
Dude means in real life.
Did his voice actor switch mid sentence?? 😭
Now do the Buddha and...*drumroll*
Muhammad..
Dun dun dunnnn 😱
God bless everyone. ❤🎉
Godzilla's new home
Yeah.
This killed.. Jesus.
My dad’s God. Also, I’m God and there’s a ghost who’s God, too.
That’s true comedy! 😂
This is the funniest and original the writers have been in some time
Yes and ironically it's a joke about how cliched out of town stand-ups are.
If we were Muslims we would issue a Fatwah for this
If Joseph held off "knowing" Mary until after JC was born, the JC popped Mary's cherry.
Yep Yep let me tell you about the ninth wonder of the world who's now doing stand up comedy?
All these bad puns are making Messiah out loud! Sigh..
new family guy is so weird
He killed.
Now do Mohammed!
Wow! I didn’t know comic Jesus was so blasphemous. I wonder if comic Muhammad would be so blasphemous.
Imagine if this was written in the Bible.
Actually, people probably got a good laugh out of Matthew 7 v. 3 - 5 at the time when he said it. It's pretty funny to imagine it.
Heard him do stand up lots of context n pronouns yeah
Any comment worth 500+ likes?
I mean funnier joke?
Do this to Islam.😂😂
This wasn't even anti-christian though?
Yeah the writers will probably get death threats if they drew muhammed doing standup. But this wasn't even edgy atheist humor.
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 K? Doesn't that mean it wouldn't be anti-islamic to do it with islam?
Do you want their heads to roll ?
They are afraid bro