Family Guy - Jesus succeeds at stand-up

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  • @jmc597
    @jmc597 26 дней назад +237

    I was waiting for a heckler to say ‘Give us Barabbas!’.

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 26 дней назад +2

      Makes a shit in the streets joke about the civilization with sewers!

    • @bobsnow6242
      @bobsnow6242 21 день назад

      @jmc597 Yeah but he's in Rome here, not Judaea.

    • @TtotheCizzel
      @TtotheCizzel 12 дней назад +1

      Your a better writer then them

  • @JimmySailor
    @JimmySailor 21 день назад +85

    “I Column like a see-um”. Lol

  • @duaneboxwell9137
    @duaneboxwell9137 17 дней назад +48

    I did not realize Jesus played the Colloseum. It was a mistake to crucify this early comic genius.

    • @qui-gonjinn3322
      @qui-gonjinn3322 10 дней назад +3

      Well you know, as Voltaire said “if you want to know who controls you, look at who you can’t criticise.” My guess it was a joke about Jupiter which made him get cancelled.

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 9 дней назад +2

      I miss the old Coliseum

  • @tintindb
    @tintindb 26 дней назад +88

    Stand up comedy can be brutal. If they don't like you they can feed you to the lions...

  • @jonathan4158
    @jonathan4158 26 дней назад +100

    They sure love his jokes.

  • @christopheredwards788
    @christopheredwards788 26 дней назад +95

    At least Jesus is doing what he wants and he's doing good.

  • @notlikely4468
    @notlikely4468 12 дней назад +11

    I would have said he died out there
    But...he's got another gig lined up in three days

  • @bentowers7743
    @bentowers7743 26 дней назад +52

    He did great.

  • @summertime6785
    @summertime6785 26 дней назад +38

    Jesus is living his dream…

  • @davideaston8314
    @davideaston8314 12 дней назад +5

    Much like how his life ended, he nailed it!

  • @summertime6785
    @summertime6785 26 дней назад +11

    They say if you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.👍

  • @damien5138
    @damien5138 15 дней назад +35

    Rome: Pooping in the streets
    San Francisco: Hood our beer

    • @Monkey80llx
      @Monkey80llx 8 дней назад +1

      Hood our beer?

    • @Monkey80llx
      @Monkey80llx 8 дней назад +2

      Hold our beef? 😂

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 3 дня назад

      Back then most apartments in Rome didn't have a toilet inside.

  • @arkwill14
    @arkwill14 26 дней назад +20

    He should have ended with a callback joke.

    • @andrewcao1526
      @andrewcao1526 26 дней назад +3

      He should have ended with a callback joke

  • @werdwerdus
    @werdwerdus 8 дней назад +1

    love the fan service for the "they're our rivals" bit from season 5

  • @christopheredwards788
    @christopheredwards788 26 дней назад +36

    And my mom's a virgin. That's fun. When I was a teenager I had to give HER the talk 😂😂

  • @sethmooney2235
    @sethmooney2235 19 дней назад +2

    If you don’t laugh you’re sent to the unquenchable fires of Hell

  • @countalucard4226
    @countalucard4226 5 дней назад +1

    They should do another Jesus stand up with him acting like Rodney Dangerfield.

  • @superiorwingedfox
    @superiorwingedfox 26 дней назад +9

    Not gonna lie I'll go to show to see him

  • @mr.mediocregamer9653
    @mr.mediocregamer9653 10 дней назад +1

    He's making them laugh with those jokes, that's the miracle.

  • @justinv6410
    @justinv6410 2 дня назад +1

    He nailed it.

  • @MiMi-Elona
    @MiMi-Elona 26 дней назад +6

    I Love You Jesus.....🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @coffeecartoons5345
    @coffeecartoons5345 26 дней назад +9

    If Jesus ever appears on Earth, and I am proven wrong as an atheist, first thing I want is a comedy session from him

  • @luisbranko.
    @luisbranko. 11 дней назад

    I love that it starts with him by himself in the back

  • @timothygremlin9737
    @timothygremlin9737 15 дней назад +1

    The last one was actually good

  • @edcal33166
    @edcal33166 15 дней назад +2

    I Column Like I See Um

  • @bbb462cid
    @bbb462cid 26 дней назад +2

    Well, He ended pretty strong there

  • @JumpirThatsHard
    @JumpirThatsHard 16 дней назад +4

    Family Guy In 30 A.D

    • @martyklestadt6766
      @martyklestadt6766 3 дня назад

      Yes. I get that it's a joke and not supposed to be historically accurate, but I do take issue with him mentioning Caesar, when Caesar had been assassinated in 44 B.C.

  • @howardstern666
    @howardstern666 3 дня назад

    He was a stand-up philosopher. But he never played Caesar's Palace.

    • @tomekhauzer
      @tomekhauzer 2 дня назад +1

      Stand up philosopher?.. oh a *bullshit* artist!

    • @howardstern666
      @howardstern666 2 дня назад

      @@tomekhauzer Did you bullshit this week? Did you try to bullshit this week?

  • @XB10001
    @XB10001 23 дня назад

    Well, Jesus has a great sense of humor.

  • @haruhirogrimgar6047
    @haruhirogrimgar6047 26 дней назад +5

    This is actually a decent bit.

  • @Schcarraffone
    @Schcarraffone 7 дней назад

    Indeed it is how it was so successful

  • @hazeyroguelantern7893
    @hazeyroguelantern7893 26 дней назад +2

    OK, the last 2 were pretty good 👍 😂

  • @miladbarikani3591
    @miladbarikani3591 6 дней назад

    -that's right...stand ups ARE actually like this

  • @georgesotiriou7051
    @georgesotiriou7051 13 дней назад

    The first guy to play arenas

  • @jerometaperman7102
    @jerometaperman7102 14 дней назад

    Oh that Jeebus is such a cutup.

  • @billpetersen298
    @billpetersen298 24 дня назад

    She thought it was abstinence, from drink.

  • @TheRealBozz
    @TheRealBozz 13 дней назад

    A triumph!

  • @Thunder_Dome45
    @Thunder_Dome45 6 дней назад

    Which Caesar cut women? I've never heard that...oh wait I just got it! 😃😀

  • @odejideibukun
    @odejideibukun 25 дней назад +10

    See how Christians didn't get violent over this?

    • @allananderson949
      @allananderson949 17 дней назад +1

      There weren't any Christians in the skit

    • @RedRoc2000
      @RedRoc2000 11 дней назад +1

      @@allananderson949totally went over ur head erh

    • @allananderson949
      @allananderson949 11 дней назад +1

      @@RedRoc2000 And yet here you are getting triggered. The irony

    • @johnb2422
      @johnb2422 9 дней назад

      Dude means in real life.

  • @Bolognabeef
    @Bolognabeef 16 дней назад

    Did his voice actor switch mid sentence?? 😭

  • @d0min0danc1ng
    @d0min0danc1ng 26 дней назад +5

    Now do the Buddha and...*drumroll*
    Muhammad..
    Dun dun dunnnn 😱

  • @tylergoodman3560
    @tylergoodman3560 26 дней назад +6

    God bless everyone. ❤🎉

  • @Cyberraptor14
    @Cyberraptor14 23 дня назад

    Godzilla's new home

  • @haamishmcgarry
    @haamishmcgarry 13 дней назад

    This killed.. Jesus.

  • @trinkabuszczuk6138
    @trinkabuszczuk6138 11 дней назад

    My dad’s God. Also, I’m God and there’s a ghost who’s God, too.
    That’s true comedy! 😂

  • @shaylalauren
    @shaylalauren 26 дней назад +7

    This is the funniest and original the writers have been in some time

    • @bruno5137
      @bruno5137 26 дней назад +8

      Yes and ironically it's a joke about how cliched out of town stand-ups are.

  • @eddiestaunton514
    @eddiestaunton514 11 дней назад +1

    If we were Muslims we would issue a Fatwah for this

  • @NoggleBaum
    @NoggleBaum 24 дня назад +1

    If Joseph held off "knowing" Mary until after JC was born, the JC popped Mary's cherry.

  • @TheDavidjohnhunter
    @TheDavidjohnhunter 6 дней назад

    Yep Yep let me tell you about the ninth wonder of the world who's now doing stand up comedy?

  • @brianmcguire5175
    @brianmcguire5175 11 дней назад

    All these bad puns are making Messiah out loud! Sigh..

  • @armanromana1580
    @armanromana1580 25 дней назад

    new family guy is so weird

  • @posthocprior
    @posthocprior 19 дней назад +1

    He killed.

  • @thestandupphilosophers
    @thestandupphilosophers 4 дня назад

    Now do Mohammed!

  • @mitchevans4597
    @mitchevans4597 7 дней назад +1

    Wow! I didn’t know comic Jesus was so blasphemous. I wonder if comic Muhammad would be so blasphemous.

  • @aaronlane8276
    @aaronlane8276 26 дней назад +1

    Imagine if this was written in the Bible.

    • @geoffreyspain3554
      @geoffreyspain3554 15 дней назад

      Actually, people probably got a good laugh out of Matthew 7 v. 3 - 5 at the time when he said it. It's pretty funny to imagine it.

  • @zoidlloyd7736
    @zoidlloyd7736 23 дня назад

    Heard him do stand up lots of context n pronouns yeah

  • @shivscd
    @shivscd 17 дней назад

    Any comment worth 500+ likes?

    • @shivscd
      @shivscd 17 дней назад

      I mean funnier joke?

  • @ChrisEvery-tx5np
    @ChrisEvery-tx5np 26 дней назад +8

    Do this to Islam.😂😂

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 26 дней назад +3

      This wasn't even anti-christian though?
      Yeah the writers will probably get death threats if they drew muhammed doing standup. But this wasn't even edgy atheist humor.

    • @antirevomag834
      @antirevomag834 26 дней назад +3

      @@haruhirogrimgar6047 K? Doesn't that mean it wouldn't be anti-islamic to do it with islam?

    • @nameall2808
      @nameall2808 26 дней назад +4

      Do you want their heads to roll ?
      They are afraid bro