Well you know, as Voltaire said “if you want to know who controls you, look at who you can’t criticise.” My guess it was a joke about Jupiter which made him get cancelled.
Naw, he's had to explain to all the other 6.5 Billion non-Christians just who he was. Lol That, or get into a cage fight with Muhammad and Buddha for dibs on followers. Religion is so silly.
Roman roads weren't cobblestone. They were smoothed and slightly curved so rainwater would run off to the side. Romans also had a sophisticated sanitation system for their time, beginning with the Cloaca Maxima. "Mess o' potamia" was stolen from The Daily Show's attempt to rag on the Republican Party's war in Iraq, back when that war was going on.
Yes. I get that it's a joke and not supposed to be historically accurate, but I do take issue with him mentioning Caesar, when Caesar had been assassinated in 44 B.C.
This wasn't even anti-christian though? Yeah the writers will probably get death threats if they drew muhammed doing standup. But this wasn't even edgy atheist humor.
Much like how his life ended, he nailed it!
🤦
😂😂😂
I was waiting for a heckler to say ‘Give us Barabbas!’.
Makes a shit in the streets joke about the civilization with sewers!
@jmc597 Yeah but he's in Rome here, not Judaea.
Your a better writer then them
Barabbas isn't a Name
Welease Bwian!
I did not realize Jesus played the Colloseum. It was a mistake to crucify this early comic genius.
Well you know, as Voltaire said “if you want to know who controls you, look at who you can’t criticise.” My guess it was a joke about Jupiter which made him get cancelled.
I miss the old Coliseum
“I Column like a see-um”. Lol
Stand up comedy can be brutal. If they don't like you they can feed you to the lions...
At least Jesus is doing what he wants and he's doing good.
They sure love his jokes.
Should all work out great, no?
i noted that too. plus, they gave reasons why they liked them
I would have said he died out there
But...he's got another gig lined up in three days
The Great Gig in the Sky -- backed up by Pink Floyd.
“Great Salad, great haircut and loves cutting women’s bellies open” That’s an A+ tier joke. 🔥🔥
I don’t get it
@@theactualslimshady Caesar Salad, Caesar cut (a hairstyle for men) and a Caesarean (c-section).
Lucky he was a carpenter so he had something to fall back on.
He did great.
love the fan service for the "they're our rivals" bit from season 5
Jesus is living his dream…
Yup
Ha, his last temptation
He nailed it.
And my mom's a virgin. That's fun. When I was a teenager I had to give HER the talk 😂😂
They say if you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.👍
If you don’t laugh you’re sent to the unquenchable fires of Hell
He should have ended with a callback joke.
He should have ended with a callback joke
Rome: Pooping in the streets
San Francisco: Hood our beer
Hood our beer?
Hold our beef? 😂
Back then most apartments in Rome didn't have a toilet inside.
India: Amateurs
America: ProfessionaLs
I Love You Jesus.....🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
He's making them laugh with those jokes, that's the miracle.
If Jesus ever appears on Earth, and I am proven wrong as an atheist, first thing I want is a comedy session from him
Naw, he's had to explain to all the other 6.5 Billion non-Christians just who he was. Lol
That, or get into a cage fight with Muhammad and Buddha for dibs on followers. Religion is so silly.
@@guytansbariva2295 I don’t think Jesus, Muhammad and the Buddha would fight each other
@@coffeecartoons5345 given that of the three Mo was the only warlord, slaver and plunderer....
@@bernardvc5820 who was Mo?
You know what they say "Mo money, mo problems"
The last two jokes were pure gold 😂
He was a stand-up philosopher. But he never played Caesar's Palace.
Stand up philosopher?.. oh a *bullshit* artist!
@@tomekhauzer Did you bullshit this week? Did you try to bullshit this week?
Not gonna lie I'll go to show to see him
At that time Jesus' career was at a crossroad.
They should do another Jesus stand up with him acting like Rodney Dangerfield.
Well, He ended pretty strong there
Well, Jesus has a great sense of humor.
Roman roads weren't cobblestone. They were smoothed and slightly curved so rainwater would run off to the side. Romans also had a sophisticated sanitation system for their time, beginning with the Cloaca Maxima. "Mess o' potamia" was stolen from The Daily Show's attempt to rag on the Republican Party's war in Iraq, back when that war was going on.
Worst.heckle.ever
the word "attempt" is an interesting addition that says quite a lot
I can't vouch for what "jokes" The Daily Show did or didn't make, but the war in Iraq was a wildly popular bi-partisan affair.
Did you google the Roman sanitation system so you could write this comment or did you just already know it off the top of your head?
Family Guy In 30 A.D
Yes. I get that it's a joke and not supposed to be historically accurate, but I do take issue with him mentioning Caesar, when Caesar had been assassinated in 44 B.C.
It's just a tv show. Don't overthink it. @martyklestadt6766
@@JumpirThatsHard or 33 A.D.
Oh God
See how Christians didn't get violent over this?
There weren't any Christians in the skit
@@allananderson949totally went over ur head erh
@@RedRoc2000 And yet here you are getting triggered. The irony
Dude means in real life.
I love that it starts with him by himself in the back
Sooooo sweet of Rome to be supportive of Yeshua's stand up career. 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
The last one was actually good
This is actually a decent bit.
next up: kid rock in a cybertruck singing minstrel
Damn, he truly was a man of many skills
Gotta love Jesus
I Column Like I See Um
This is the funniest and original the writers have been in some time
Yes and ironically it's a joke about how cliched out of town stand-ups are.
Column like I see em. Stolen straight from PvZ.
i dont get that one, being non native english.
This was such an Ionic set.
Wow! I didn’t know comic Jesus was so blasphemous. I wonder if comic Muhammad would be so blasphemous.
OK, the last 2 were pretty good 👍 😂
Intelligent jokes. The writers kept explaining all of them kinda takes the fun out of it.
all roads lead to congestion.
She thought it was abstinence, from drink.
Indeed it is how it was so successful
caesaer died in 53 bc. jesus was born between 6-1 bc. the colosseum was built in 80 ad
Jesus actually roasts his disciples for worshiping the material world in the Gospel of Judas
I wonder when are they going to give him his own short series. My JC finding himself.
If we were Muslims we would issue a Fatwah for this
-that's right...stand ups ARE actually like this
God bless everyone. ❤🎉
Jesus Christ what a joke
Now do the Buddha and...*drumroll*
Muhammad..
Dun dun dunnnn 😱
If Joseph held off "knowing" Mary until after JC was born, the JC popped Mary's cherry.
Godzilla's new home
Yeah.
Which Caesar cut women? I've never heard that...oh wait I just got it! 😃😀
A triumph!
This killed.. Jesus.
Way funnier than any Jesus of any church.😆
Rome love JESUS
My dad’s God. Also, I’m God and there’s a ghost who’s God, too.
That’s true comedy! 😂
I wonder what ethnicity the owners of this show are........
ॐ जय श्री सत्य सनातन वैदिक धर्म की जय हो , ॐ जय श्री सुदर्शन चक्रधारी भगवान श्रीकृष्ण की जय हो 🕉🕉🕉🕉🕉🕉🕉🕉🕉🕉🕉🕉🕉🕉🕉🕉🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Did his voice actor switch mid sentence?? 😭
Oh that Jeebus is such a cutup.
All these bad puns are making Messiah out loud! Sigh..
I am going to hell. Lololol. I laughed so hard. I love this jesus version. The miracle one sucked
Now do Mohammed!
Yep Yep let me tell you about the ninth wonder of the world who's now doing stand up comedy?
new family guy is so weird
He killed.
Imagine if this was written in the Bible.
Actually, people probably got a good laugh out of Matthew 7 v. 3 - 5 at the time when he said it. It's pretty funny to imagine it.
Jesus wasn’t a Woke comedian!
Indeed, he was just extreme left-wing.
Heard him do stand up lots of context n pronouns yeah
Do this to Islam.😂😂
This wasn't even anti-christian though?
Yeah the writers will probably get death threats if they drew muhammed doing standup. But this wasn't even edgy atheist humor.
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 K? Doesn't that mean it wouldn't be anti-islamic to do it with islam?
Do you want their heads to roll ?
They are afraid bro
Any comment worth 500+ likes?
I mean funnier joke?
Sucks😂
Absolute garbage😂
Subhanellah, amazing how Christians are taking it funny. Feel so bad as a muslim. Joking on a prophet🤧
Now do on with mohammad family guy, I dare you.
When people ask me how I am doing, I respond:
"I'm hanging in there...
Just like Jesus." 👀
I, too, dont have many friends. 🤦
The first guy to play arenas