Best lines "there's only one way to settle this" "we're gonna have to sing" "yup" "uh...again"😂😂 "Guns have no effect on me" "hmm,that right" "Yes" "Kryptonite" "Uh..." 😂😂
You can't miss something you don't remember. To superman, his planet is earth. So, that would be a moot point. As for the adoption, he also does not remember that. I am adopted, and I remember it. When all the kids in school used to pick on me, I would tell them that my parents liked me so much, the picked me out of thousands of kids. Their parents were just stuck with what they got.
My favorite is Superman, but Batman does beat Superman in a Batman comic, and here's what Batman says about it. "If Clark wanted to, he could use his superspeed and squish me into the cement. But I know how he thinks. Even more than the Kryptonite, he's got one big weakness. Deep down, Clark's essentially a good person... and deep down, I'm not."
Either that means Clark will try to save everyone but it's ironic because Batman himself is obsessed with not killing and feels responsible for any and all deaths of his villains that he couldn't stop. Or it means Batman knows Superman won't unleash his full when fighting Batman in fear of killing him while Batman doesn't have to be worried about hurting Superman considering his durability. But that's kinda unfair.
@@michael-dumbley Batman only wins in a fight in certain circumstances, and if Superman actually wants to kill him, then he generally does. But that's not really the point.
@@michael-dumbley can you guys please for the love of fucking god stop saying ''uh in the comics'' what comic bro? certaniely not all of them nor all of them who are canon
This proves he would indeed win, and canonically yes he would because batman has like 100 different plans and machines to use against every single member of the Justice League for in the case they become evil, the only reason in Injustice Batman doesn't stop Superman is because Superman got a chunk of the Justice League on his side and Batman couldn't do more than maybe defeat one of them and even though killing them would be easier he only wants to immobilize them because he is against killing.
My 6 year old daughter says superman sucks. She says he cheats cause he can't loose or die. She says Batman is better cause he's just a man and he can loose and die and he gets hurt all the time but he never gives up, like daddy, and in the end always wins. And he looks cooler then superman. She refuses to watch any superman movie or show but loves to watch Batman, and has seen ever Batman movie, live action and animated. Lmfao! You can't make this shit up.
+YellowMamba132 Superman will win. Sorry, Bat-Fans... but it´s true. Okay, maybe in most universes Batman could win, but ONLY if he had kriptonite around. And since in the DC cinematic universe (yes, they´re coyping it from Marvel now) kriptonite doesn´t even exist... Batman´s doomed... Uh, I mean, Doomsday. Because... you know... Doomsday probably will be in the movie. Get it? (Smiling hopefully.) Oh, forget about that.
I remember playing injustice on the Xbox 360 in February of 2014. I was 6 at the time. Now I'm 16. Came across this after playing injustice a bit. This brings back hella memories. 😢 The nostalgia...
Think about it like this guys. If you take away supermans powers what is he? A scientist and a dude who works at the daily planet. Take away batmans bat suit and money and what is he? A mothertrucking ninja that knows every fighting style and technique.
Did any one else want batman to say I'm batman when they were saying no you can't yes I can. He would say this "no you can't " "yes i can cause... IM BATMAN
(Wild Pokémon Theme) A Wild Superman Appears...... Go! Batman....... What will Batman do? >Smoke Bomb >Batarang >Tackle >Kryptonite < Batman uses Kryptonite..... Its a Critical Hit.... Super Effective... The Wild Superman Faints.. Batman gains exp. 625 Batman levels up!
KdashPixels Do you want to Evolve Cyborg Batman? > Yes < > No .... What? Cyborg Batman is Evolving! .... .... .... Congratulations! Cyborg Batman evolved into Lantern Batman!
In pure power and strength Superman wins, he's just too OP. At to who's BETTER I'd say Batman, he's a billionaire, he can bend press 800 pounds, he knows nearly every single language on earth, he has numerous PHDs, he knows over 100 styles of fighting, ALL of those things, he LEARNED. Superman had everything already, he didn't train and gain the skills himself, it's just in his blood. Batman actually worked to become who he is, true he inherited millions of dollars but he had to work for decades to become who he was ment to be. Superman is superior in pure power and strength, but Batman has fortitude, inner strength, and all around he's a badass
You forget some things here, first of all batman has a plan to defeat the entire justice league if they turn evil. Preparation=batman wins. But you are also forgeting that Superman might have power nature but he has also learned a unique combat style from Crypton. And while we're at natural power you seem to forget that Batmans money is Supermans cryptonian nature, he couldn't have done anything withouth the dollars he inherited.
Just for fun lets compare these to Supermans traits :) He lives a normal life with a normal job to make it less obvious who he is, He can pull the entire planet out of orbit, he spent years going to different planets learning fighting styles batman has never even heard off, with the ability to process information at a super quick level he could easily read enough about anything to get a PHD in the field. The fact is that batman started with lots of money and then worked hard to become a hero. And Clark started with super powers and still worked hard to become a hero. Lets not pretend we know stuff about superman just because we have seen his movies and watched a bit off smallville, ok? :)
@@Dr_Pepper42069 As if a tiny speck in a ring is equal to the literal beings made out of Kryptonite that Superman regularly soundly beats. Ya know what beats a ring made out of Kryptonite? Heat vision.
@@GreaserMan right. and how exactly is he gonna beat a radioactive meteor? he got his ass beat by lex in a kryptonite island. and its not like batmans gonna show the kryptonite to superman for him to heat vision it. batmans timing is good
@@GreaserMan yes his timing is definitely better. Do you even know what timing means? He wont just pull out the kryptonite and wave it at Clark when hes 70 feet in the air. He will use it when he knows superman cant dodge.
darkest light Nah, 4. You forgot the original Batman and Mask of the Phantasm. The first re-defined comic book films and the second was the best animated DC superhero film ever.
-"hmm, is that right?"
-"yes"
-"kryptonite"
Watch titans on nettlix superboy (a clone of supee man) almost died to that
Well that titan is fake
U wanna know why
Cause dick only love starfire not marry someone else and he dont have a son
And about jason after he cheted death he brcame the red hood not became a robin again
Batman,"You got all these random powers but I don't see using them, they call you the Man of Steel but I'm gonna crush like aluminum.
But we know he said that from watching, I read this comment thinking it was gonna be a meme or a joke or something
@@danielmc6653 the comment was four years ago..
Lol that's what he said in the video!!!
I read this while the song saying that line
im waiting for the joke
At first I was like WTF is this but then batman dropped the beat and I was like AWWWWWW YEAH
Ryan Ludgate same
Same
Ryan Ludgate td
awwwwwww h*** yeah
a
Me to I was like sleeping with my head phones on and suddenly he says now let’s drop the beat!I just woke up straight away
"You're adopted"
"How's your parents?"
"How's your planet?" OOHHHHHH
Martha....
@Arjun the Gamer Batman's biggest weakness is his mommy issue's. As in, his issue is he didn't have a mommy.
@@Travis.Ladegast WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
"You're adopted"
"How's your parents?"
"How's your planet?"
Do superheros go hard when trash talking, or what?
+Eskew Roberts yup xD "How's your planet?" REKT! xD
Eskew Roberts "How's your mental state? How's your girlfriend? How's Jason?"
😔
Moonshock 548 "How's your baby?" "How's your cousin? ;)"
Petty good *_*
Were the 469th like not 2 Bad Huh?? Who Agrees?? Give A like and Thanks?!!
I still come back to this video every once in a while. It's just so good.
Me too
same
Same here
Lumo me too
Yeah I still do
Superman: hows your parents?
Batman: Hows your planet
OHHH BURN
Yeah
***** Yeah but to be honest.... Batman roasted superman better...
***** Meh....
***** Batman can kill superman with a rock.
KAITLYN CARNES agree... physic joker better than any super hero and villain
Best lines
"there's only one way to settle this"
"we're gonna have to sing"
"yup"
"uh...again"😂😂
"Guns have no effect on me"
"hmm,that right"
"Yes"
"Kryptonite"
"Uh..." 😂😂
What about “You’re adopted
“How’s your parents”
“How’s your planet”
Lol
Batman is the best 😍😍😍😍😍
NOW WATCH ME DROP THE BEAT!!!
Batman: You're adopted
Superman: How's your parents?
Batman: How's your planet
DAYUUUMMMMMM
Sup : How's your planet without me ?
Lol
yep
You can't miss something you don't remember. To superman, his planet is earth. So, that would be a moot point. As for the adoption, he also does not remember that. I am adopted, and I remember it. When all the kids in school used to pick on me, I would tell them that my parents liked me so much, the picked me out of thousands of kids. Their parents were just stuck with what they got.
Travis Ladegast damn and they say you can’t choose your family looks like like your family chose you
My favorite is Superman, but Batman does beat Superman in a Batman comic, and here's what Batman says about it. "If Clark wanted to, he could use his superspeed and squish me into the cement. But I know how he thinks. Even more than the Kryptonite, he's got one big weakness. Deep down, Clark's essentially a good person... and deep down, I'm not."
Either that means Clark will try to save everyone but it's ironic because Batman himself is obsessed with not killing and feels responsible for any and all deaths of his villains that he couldn't stop.
Or it means Batman knows Superman won't unleash his full when fighting Batman in fear of killing him while Batman doesn't have to be worried about hurting Superman considering his durability. But that's kinda unfair.
batman hush right? i remember that line
..and in all the comics, movie and video games where batman fights him
@@michael-dumbley Batman only wins in a fight in certain circumstances, and if Superman actually wants to kill him, then he generally does. But that's not really the point.
@@michael-dumbley can you guys please for the love of fucking god stop saying ''uh in the comics'' what comic bro? certaniely not all of them nor all of them who are canon
Superman: Any foes you can beat, I can beat faster
Batman: I can beat any foe faster than you
Flash: Hold my beer...
If flash was real he can kill everyone
Lol
@@atomicaftershow no he can't kill silver surfer
@@narutouzumaki-rx5lz sir we're talking about dc
@@narutouzumaki-rx5lz oh yes he can
"Guns have no effect on me."
"Hmm, Is that right?"
"Yes.."
"Kryptonite"
".....oou"
They should have called the video "Anything you can do i can do Batter"
DAT cringy joke do
This song is a parody of a song from a classic movie back then with that exact title.
No, you Kent
#MaryPoppinsShit
"Batman wins"
"Yup... No!"
Lol
Me: LMAFO
This proves he would indeed win, and canonically yes he would because batman has like 100 different plans and machines to use against every single member of the Justice League for in the case they become evil, the only reason in Injustice Batman doesn't stop Superman is because Superman got a chunk of the Justice League on his side and Batman couldn't do more than maybe defeat one of them and even though killing them would be easier he only wants to immobilize them because he is against killing.
Prep time that's the only thing that makes him win
I like the part when he said "NOW WATCH ME DROP THE BEAT"
1:11 "now watch me drop the beat"😂
Who won?! Who's next?! YOU DECIDE--oh, wrong channel.
ha ha
Erb reference
Zain Malik yes
Nice.
That would explain why Superman raps like Captain Kirk.
This is where I discovered the Warp Zone, three years ago to this day. Great video.
Same here
i discovered them from layne when he talked about how he was in a drinking games for gamers episode with them. haven't stopped watching since.
I found 'em from "Captain America's New Theme Song"
I discovered them by an accapella
same
Anyone else expect "Because I'm Batman" when batman kept saying yes I can. I've been watching too much HISHE
+Jack Hudson same tho^^ :D
who wasn't hoping for that
Your not alone
Hishe is great!Im Batman
Jack Hudson same
Superman: Guns have no effect on me
Batman: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
Kryptonite
Man the nostalgia 😢
Going back to this video gives me so much nostalgia
Where did the time go?
"That fancy belt has everything, except a solid punchline" Ryan is a savage
Supes: any foe up can beat, I can beat faster
Bates: I can beat any foe faster than you
FLASH: BITCH PLEASE
lol
The fact that you call Superman "Supes" and spelled "Bats," "Bates" ruins the joke...
+All Day2407 Aww I never realised till now that bats autocorrected to bates DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!
xD
superman win the race
I like the Batbook Pro at 1:18
Youre adopted
Wheres ur parents
Wheres ur planet
Thats it lets finish this
Lololololol
My 6 year old daughter says superman sucks. She says he cheats cause he can't loose or die. She says Batman is better cause he's just a man and he can loose and die and he gets hurt all the time but he never gives up, like daddy, and in the end always wins. And he looks cooler then superman. She refuses to watch any superman movie or show but loves to watch Batman, and has seen ever Batman movie, live action and animated. Lmfao! You can't make this shit up.
You've raised your daughter well.
batman is best
shes smart
Shift Blade yes she is
No he wouldn't and he hasn't on multiple occasions.
Batman: Your entire day is ruined by a Sparkly Green Element .
Superman: I'm Faster than a bullet. I have more power than a train.
NOW WATCH ME DROP THE BEAT !!!!!!!!!
Ooooooh
whats name of song
Marko Tv It's their own song that they made,
Krafcik74 & Deadpool Subscribe to my channel and get free air.
#TheofficialDeadpool
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
Oh wait, wrong channel.....
YellowMamba132 epic rap battles of historyyyyyy
***** exactly
yep
+YellowMamba132 Superman will win. Sorry, Bat-Fans... but it´s true. Okay, maybe in most universes Batman could win, but ONLY if he had kriptonite around. And since in the DC cinematic universe (yes, they´re coyping it from Marvel now) kriptonite doesn´t even exist... Batman´s doomed... Uh, I mean, Doomsday. Because... you know... Doomsday probably will be in the movie. Get it? (Smiling hopefully.) Oh, forget about that.
Gui Caldo actually, I think kriptonite does exist in their universe. You can see Lex Luthor look at a it in the trailer.
That beat drop was so unexpected. It was so funny
When Batman dropped the beat my quality dropped
not batmans fault your setup couldn't handle it.
*nailed it*
-YOURE ADOPTED.
-HOW ARE YOUR PARENTS?
-HOW'S YOUR PLANET?
Love the costumes guys! :D They are really well designed and cool!!!
1:59 Wait a minute, is that a green lantern ring! GASP!!! BATMAN IS IN THE GREEN LANTERN CORPS!!!!!!
"You're adopted!"
"How're your parents?"
"How's your planet?"
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EEEEEEEE- oh wait. This isn't ERB. XD
ANYONE grabs a green rock and superman runs away, for all his powers it literally just takes a piece of kryptonite and he's down
superman has lifted a meteor of kryptonite
see thx
hey a bit off topic but Respect to the Halo and RvB fan here(THE META)
and Magic, Red solar power, Someone twice as strong, Inhaleing pesticide, and Batman
if he decides to use leathel force batman is running
Memories
This makes me wish Dawn of Justice was a musical.
After joker 2 no
I remember playing injustice on the Xbox 360 in February of 2014. I was 6 at the time. Now I'm 16. Came across this after playing injustice a bit. This brings back hella memories. 😢 The nostalgia...
Batman: you're adopted
Superman: how's your parents
Batman: how's your planet
Me:BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNN
i loved how batman said I CAN DROP THE BEAT xD
I remember watching this when I was like 5 and I don’t know why but I enjoyed it. Coming back to it gives me memories..
Bats: "You're adopted!"
Supes: "How's your parents?"
Bats: "How's your planet?"
... I think Batman won that one... :D
"You're adopted!"
"How are your parents?!"
"How's your planet?!"
Daaaaammmmmnnnn
1:23 the face of the century
2:23 the onomatopoeia part was a reference to the 60s Batman when he punched people words like “ouch” and “pow” would pop up
I love batman like if you like him to
There both cool to me I say Superman is better than Batman except when has kryptonite
Of course I have to be specific with which type of kryptonite since there is a lot
How the fuck am I suppose to to know ask WB them selves
This is 10 YEARS OLD HOLY
11…
@@KmKyranSpidey it's soon to be 11 it not Apr 9 yet
literally lol i used to rewatch this as a kid n finally got the urge to rewatch it
I remember this shi when I was a kid love this video
Same
batman:your adopted
superman:hous your parents
batman:how`s your planet
burn
Better than Batman v Superman: Dawn of justice.
Anything is man anything is
@@King_of_Gamers2099 bullshit
Superman:your catwoman with a cape! BURN!!
😂
Think about it like this guys. If you take away supermans powers what is he? A scientist and a dude who works at the daily planet. Take away batmans bat suit and money and what is he? A mothertrucking ninja that knows every fighting style and technique.
Wow…I feel like a time traveler
Batman: You're adopted!
Superman: How's your parents?
Batman: How's your planet?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is funny... BUT... Mashing a Showtune with a Rap and pulling it off!?!? GENIUS!!! Well done, Gentlemen!
It's goes to normal than NOW WATCH ME DROP THE BEAT
Ghostgamer Arambula love how his voice suddenly drops lol
Jason Todd ikr xD
bc ues batman
shoutout! randomly stuck in my head years later
If you remember this you honestly deserve a veteran medal
batman: batman wins
superman:yes wait i mean no
batman:yes i did
superman and batman go on and on
Batman:u admetided it
"How's your parent"
"How's your planet"
"That's it let's finish this"
So ....
9 years ago, and still one of the best things ever
It's still good after 9 years
5 years later and it's still great.
Did any one else want batman to say I'm batman when they were saying no you can't yes I can. He would say this "no you can't " "yes i can cause... IM BATMAN
Sir you deserve a cookie
I randomly come to this video every single year because I always have a brain blast and remember it
2:39 is best part
(Wild Pokémon Theme)
A Wild Superman Appears......
Go! Batman.......
What will Batman do?
>Smoke Bomb
>Batarang
>Tackle
>Kryptonite <
Batman uses Kryptonite.....
Its a Critical Hit....
Super Effective...
The Wild Superman Faints..
Batman gains exp. 625
Batman levels up!
Clap Clap
(Evolution Music)
What?
Batman is evolving!
....
....
....
....
Congratulations!
Batman evolved into Cyborg Batman!
KdashPixels
Do you want to Evolve Cyborg Batman?
> Yes <
> No
....
What?
Cyborg Batman is Evolving!
....
....
....
Congratulations!
Cyborg Batman evolved into Lantern Batman!
Batman level 1-16
Cyborg Batman level 17-36
Lantern Batman level 37-100
Mega evolved..... Name???????????
TearingRifts Mega Lantern Batman or The Dark Night (yes I said night not knight)
Those costumes are legitimately awesome
At 0:58 This Part Was From The Monsters Gang Commercial With Batman And SuperMan On A Plane
1:12 well that was awesomely unexpected
Best part of the video! :D
In pure power and strength Superman wins, he's just too OP. At to who's BETTER I'd say Batman, he's a billionaire, he can bend press 800 pounds, he knows nearly every single language on earth, he has numerous PHDs, he knows over 100 styles of fighting, ALL of those things, he LEARNED. Superman had everything already, he didn't train and gain the skills himself, it's just in his blood. Batman actually worked to become who he is, true he inherited millions of dollars but he had to work for decades to become who he was ment to be. Superman is superior in pure power and strength, but Batman has fortitude, inner strength, and all around he's a badass
So true.
and besides batman would just have to pull out a kryptonite batrtang and superman's dead
You forget some things here, first of all batman has a plan to defeat the entire justice league if they turn evil. Preparation=batman wins. But you are also forgeting that Superman might have power nature but he has also learned a unique combat style from Crypton. And while we're at natural power you seem to forget that Batmans money is Supermans cryptonian nature, he couldn't have done anything withouth the dollars he inherited.
Just for fun lets compare these to Supermans traits :)
He lives a normal life with a normal job to make it less obvious who he is, He can pull the entire planet out of orbit, he spent years going to different planets learning fighting styles batman has never even heard off, with the ability to process information at a super quick level he could easily read enough about anything to get a PHD in the field.
The fact is that batman started with lots of money and then worked hard to become a hero. And Clark started with super powers and still worked hard to become a hero. Lets not pretend we know stuff about superman just because we have seen his movies and watched a bit off smallville, ok? :)
thx dude i didn't know this
2:07 wow I actually REALLY like this flying scene. It looks really good. And the rap battle was cooler then Mr. Freeze. (wow this line sucked so hard)
They predict Batman v Superman
still listening in 2022. GGWP bois
those cosplays are awesome
Yo wtf I remember singing this with my friend in primary school, working full time and still game with him, life’s strange…
Daamn feels I loved this vid back then and that second beat is fire af
Much better than the Batman Versus Superman film.
This was my childhood for some reason.
any foe you can beat I can beat faster
this just got disturbing
we need a rematch!!
Man that ending tho
that other guy admited Batman would win
By accident.
+Holden Roberts I know
Batman Pro that's cuz Batman always wins
Exotic Tab how old is videos you have
How often do they get into singing battles around The Warp Zone
I miss when this came out
I’m still watching this one time every year since it was realeased
2:47 serious homelander vibes
Batman; “I can take out a whole gang with one Batarang.”
Inside Supermans head; “I could probably use a single Batarang to destroy a building…..”
2:19
look at the cars in the background
memo the emo Lmao
the wrap zone were amazing man
god the nostalgia
2:35 🔥BURN!!!!!!🔥
Noob Noob lol
so who's is going to watch this when batman vs superman comes out ?
I saw the movie yester day it was cool!
+Daniel Hamsley saw that to
I truly don't understand how anyone can think Batsy would even last 1 second in a fight against Superman.
I mean kryptonite
@@Dr_Pepper42069 As if a tiny speck in a ring is equal to the literal beings made out of Kryptonite that Superman regularly soundly beats. Ya know what beats a ring made out of Kryptonite? Heat vision.
@@GreaserMan right. and how exactly is he gonna beat a radioactive meteor? he got his ass beat by lex in a kryptonite island. and its not like batmans gonna show the kryptonite to superman for him to heat vision it. batmans timing is good
@@hmmm2706 If you genuinely think Batman's timing is better than Superman's, you're brainless and I'm wasting my time with you.
@@GreaserMan yes his timing is definitely better. Do you even know what timing means? He wont just pull out the kryptonite and wave it at Clark when hes 70 feet in the air. He will use it when he knows superman cant dodge.
Great video, most impressed with the costumes.
Batman has defeated Superman 3 times...
batman begins
the dark knight
the dark knight rises
i count 3 too
darkest light Nah, 4. You forgot the original Batman and Mask of the Phantasm. The first re-defined comic book films and the second was the best animated DC superhero film ever.
Superman defeated Batman in comics so many time more than Batman killed Superman
This totally predicted Batman vs. Superman in 2016.
1:12
+NabGaming Best part
Best line:Your cat woman with a cape