13 Things NOT To Do During The Purge

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  • @kc.
    @kc. 6 лет назад +1514

    1 Thing Not to Do During the Purge:
    Don't be stupid

    • @sxcmoneyk3491
      @sxcmoneyk3491 5 лет назад +13

      Kiera Thomas lmao double negative

    • @guestfan5699
      @guestfan5699 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @hannahblaire4958
      @hannahblaire4958 5 лет назад +2

      Kiera Thomas HAHAHAHAH

    • @lad7436
      @lad7436 5 лет назад +4

      Two Things
      1. Don't be stupid
      2. Don't perticipate because it WILL fail and your crimes will be accounted for, "but crime is fine if you do it in the purge only what comes after the purge matters!" Yeah fair point but after Election Year anyone involved in making this shit happen is 100% definitly gonna get executed.

    • @brianmccombs357
      @brianmccombs357 4 года назад

      You are stupid so shut up

  • @gerardoestrada8927
    @gerardoestrada8927 5 лет назад +621

    If the Purge was real, students from my school would burn down my school 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hightower6863
    @hightower6863 5 лет назад +1637

    imagine moms on purge, they be chasin people with flip flops

  • @poppa4178
    @poppa4178 6 лет назад +329

    The man with the Jason mask killing people with a butter knife😂

  • @lukepruett4081
    @lukepruett4081 8 лет назад +3779

    how to survive the puge: take a week vacation in Canada

    • @Snpr_snp
      @Snpr_snp 8 лет назад +122

      the purge would only happen in America so you can go anywhere outside the country and live.

    • @maikoymokspg163
      @maikoymokspg163 8 лет назад +52

      +Sn1p3r_ sn0p3 is the purge real or fake??I'm not from America so I'm asking it now

    • @rydercortes7788
      @rydercortes7788 8 лет назад +172

      +MykoThe PRo its actually a real thing. it started in 2012. me and my family always visit my grandparents in mexico during it

    • @valerysolis2046
      @valerysolis2046 8 лет назад +20

      +Ryder Cortes liar

    • @rydercortes7788
      @rydercortes7788 8 лет назад +86

      Random Stuff lmao nice observation. Its a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard

  • @naomiabing
    @naomiabing 6 лет назад +741

    "If I was in the purge, I'd go... "
    Hun, we all know we'd be curling up in our homes crying

    • @wuwuink
      @wuwuink 6 лет назад +19

      Tru

    • @rikrkrjffjdjdjdiueud8248
      @rikrkrjffjdjdjdiueud8248 6 лет назад +49

      Thicc Snacc True. Even if we tried to go rob something, we’d get killed on our way there.

    • @ezequielsarcos2282
      @ezequielsarcos2282 6 лет назад +2

      RIkrkrjffj DJdjdiueud i would go looting to best buy and get 70 inch tvs and every peace of tech

    • @whydoihavesubs6644
      @whydoihavesubs6644 6 лет назад +12

      Thicc Snacc If everyone was curled up crying, there'd be no reason to be curled up cryimg

    • @Jenlozhon
      @Jenlozhon 6 лет назад +1

      I'd be having a mental breakdown!! Asperger Syndrome (which I'm diagnosed with) + The Purge = the worst thing ever!!

  • @ericbledsoe8710
    @ericbledsoe8710 8 лет назад +581

    this should be called 13 things not to do in chicago

  • @neko6581
    @neko6581 5 лет назад +1107

    1: Dont go outside
    Me: **goes outside to get mcdonalds**

    • @bb3e2
      @bb3e2 5 лет назад +4

      Thunderbolt lol

    • @kaiiii00
      @kaiiii00 5 лет назад +11

      Go outside and steal money in bank and steal a faster vehicle.If the purge real

    • @juandawilliams5592
      @juandawilliams5592 5 лет назад +3

      •Neko• that has human meat🙁🙁🙁🙁

    • @Eid_Mubarak
      @Eid_Mubarak 5 лет назад +1

      BE FAST And Lock Door

    • @brandybranam46
      @brandybranam46 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @jhonnygat1
    @jhonnygat1 8 лет назад +189

    1.) Don't go outside
    2.) Don't piss people off
    3.) Don't stay in your house
    4.) Get a underground bunker
    5.) Have trusty friends
    6.) Get a gun
    7.) Don't be poor
    8.) Certainly don't be rich , your gonna get robbed
    9.) Be in the government/illuminati for great protection
    10.) Get a Ak47

    • @eggnoodle1061
      @eggnoodle1061 8 лет назад +5

      +CKG
      11.) Don't go up to a black person in the hood... YOU KNOW THEY HAVE A GUN FOOL!
      Trust

    • @jhonnygat1
      @jhonnygat1 8 лет назад

      +Aiden Charette
      True hehe

    • @eggnoodle1061
      @eggnoodle1061 8 лет назад +1

      CKG
      :P

    • @bumblebly
      @bumblebly 8 лет назад

      but I am poor..and all I have is a bb gun

    • @bumblebly
      @bumblebly 8 лет назад

      and I live in a trailer

  • @pelonv1290
    @pelonv1290 4 года назад +806

    How to survive any horror movie:
    Be the camera guy

  • @HiopX
    @HiopX 8 лет назад +909

    aren't "locking yourself outside", "run out of gas", "going for a nightrun", "entering the wrong house" and "go shopping" all just variation of "going outside"

  • @robinxd6846
    @robinxd6846 6 лет назад +283

    DONT TRIP OVER A LEAF XD

    • @shakeerahabrahams869
      @shakeerahabrahams869 3 года назад

      Corpse 💜🖤

    • @robinxd6846
      @robinxd6846 3 года назад

      @Camila Salinas thank u

    • @robinxd6846
      @robinxd6846 3 года назад

      2 years ago is when I commented on this video. Damn

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 месяца назад

      At least her friend was smart and left her clumsy ass behind!

  • @Stargazer_koyin
    @Stargazer_koyin 7 лет назад +667

    who the hell goes for a night run during the purge wtf

    • @keon491
      @keon491 7 лет назад +26

      Who the hell goes for a night run?

    • @nbndz5002
      @nbndz5002 7 лет назад +14

      Koyinsola Oyefeso who the heck runs?

    • @aprilrlmartinez8656
      @aprilrlmartinez8656 7 лет назад +3

      Koyinsola Oyefeso
      People who want to die
      Cupcake Power 24/7
      So do you walk
      I like running
      Keon491
      I would go for a night run

    • @victorsangobiyi5685
      @victorsangobiyi5685 7 лет назад

      are you Nigerian

    • @lindseyfaithallen4583
      @lindseyfaithallen4583 7 лет назад

      Koyinsola Oyefeso Stupid people but ur not

  • @kobecatedral6745
    @kobecatedral6745 6 лет назад +270

    "For the next 12 hours all Crimes are Legal"
    Me: Loaded my nerf guns😂

  • @saetabalangue1205
    @saetabalangue1205 7 лет назад +364

    if the purge happens, that means free food for me

  • @sufiahyahya7441
    @sufiahyahya7441 5 лет назад +41

    Others while purge: Omg, its the purge! I must lock my windows, doors and etc!
    Me while purge: Well, too bad that i live in a another country!

    • @baconboiii67
      @baconboiii67 3 года назад

      Same :(

    • @lejan.3890
      @lejan.3890 3 года назад

      too bad i live in different continent!

    • @crazy922blade
      @crazy922blade Год назад

      @@lejan.3890 same, Europe is gonna be sat there eating popcorn as the US burns.

  • @AstrideGames
    @AstrideGames 6 лет назад +1446

    If you are outside during the purge
    1: act like your extremely crazy and find the closets sharp object near you
    Or
    2: join a gang
    If you're inside during the purge
    1: scatter legos and sharp objects and trash around your room turn everything off mute stuff hide all your valuables and get under the bed
    Or
    1: Just sit on the couch and lock all doors while watching tv
    Extra
    1: join them
    2: be smart
    3: if you're going to steal something be logical and bring a belt full of guns and knife's
    4: steal billions of dollars
    5: don't talk to anyone
    6: stay in your house if you're a chicken *or smart*
    7: have fun

  • @anastasiasmith196
    @anastasiasmith196 6 лет назад +603

    Some people “if I was in the purge I would kill this many people”
    Me : goes to every every convince store and steals all the food 💀💀😂

    • @sonofwar1345
      @sonofwar1345 6 лет назад +12

      Anastasia Smith
      Facts, me too.
      Don't nobody got time for murder. I want money and food.

    • @sarahdania5512
      @sarahdania5512 6 лет назад +1

      Anastasia Smith I will find my deepest enemy lol

    • @michelleramirez4503
      @michelleramirez4503 6 лет назад

      Anastasia Smith same😂

    • @rafdtb
      @rafdtb 6 лет назад +2

      I would steal TVs and appliances so I can sell them later

    • @twinpanda6953
      @twinpanda6953 6 лет назад

      This is wrong you do that you know where your going when the purge ends and you don't know..........JAIL SON

  • @kaylielane9944
    @kaylielane9944 8 лет назад +2511

    Who Would Even Go Outside On The Purge Anyways?😑

    • @3melys
      @3melys 8 лет назад +96

      to celebrate Independence Day xD

    • @nothingbutastupidshit4039
      @nothingbutastupidshit4039 8 лет назад +220

      Well you know. Psychopaths, criminals, curious people and idiots. So basically 80% of America

    • @ddeleon6854
      @ddeleon6854 8 лет назад +73

      The people who don't watch horror movies

    • @ddeleon6854
      @ddeleon6854 8 лет назад +22

      The people who don't watch horror movies

    • @kinostgaming80
      @kinostgaming80 8 лет назад +8

      True bruh 🤔

  • @_smile_1938
    @_smile_1938 5 лет назад +171

    The Purge: Mothers Day
    My mama will be unstoppable

  • @honeybun.6932
    @honeybun.6932 8 лет назад +249

    When the purge starts
    I'm Gonna go to the biggest mall I could find and own that shit.
    Anyone wanna come with me?
    WE GONNA OWN THAT SHIT
    I need 100 people
    We'll lock all the doors and won't go outside let's build a wall to stay safe inside.

  • @xsinktheseships2
    @xsinktheseships2 8 лет назад +201

    I feel like realistically there would be way more looting and rape during a Purge.
    Idk tho, Ive never murdered anyone.

    • @rubyr0f
      @rubyr0f 8 лет назад

      and drugs haha

    • @dilfheeseung
      @dilfheeseung 8 лет назад +3

      Most likely considering all crime would be legal.

    • @bamdabratz9512
      @bamdabratz9512 7 лет назад

      yup

    • @egirl9105
      @egirl9105 7 лет назад

      ja

    • @512foe
      @512foe 7 лет назад

      I would find a girl and tell her to have sex with me when the purge is going on

  • @HoneyImg
    @HoneyImg 7 лет назад +261

    I would probs just lock myself in a shitty car on the floor with like stuff piled on the seats to make it look junky and not worth anything. Idek.

    • @ryanmichaelpower
      @ryanmichaelpower 7 лет назад +16

      Hmm...Good Idea, I would Probably Hide in my Shed with My PlayStation and Lock the Door. Carry a Hurley with me and I'll be Grand.

    • @HoneyImg
      @HoneyImg 7 лет назад +4

      Wendy Liu true but idk I feel like they would put restrictions on travel, like you would have to leave a good month before it starts so they don't think you're purposely trying to skip out

    • @wendyliu4775
      @wendyliu4775 7 лет назад +9

      Honey Alyssa I'm pretty sure half the country would be empty that day if they had not done that. Who in their right minds would stay? Going pass any border is surely cheaper than these home security systems and much more safe.

    • @davidperales1286
      @davidperales1286 7 лет назад +8

      Honey Alyssa well. now we know where you'll be

    • @anthony73125
      @anthony73125 7 лет назад +6

      i would probably still check the dirty car... you never know what youll find.

  • @thisisacryforhelpimtrapped7005
    @thisisacryforhelpimtrapped7005 5 лет назад +60

    4:55 that's me. I die when I get tickled

  • @spryyite5724
    @spryyite5724 6 лет назад +322

    MAN IF THE PURGE WAS EVER REAL I WOULD JUST CAMP IN A CORNER WITH A SHOTGUN!

    • @chosuri5852
      @chosuri5852 6 лет назад +8

      Spryyite i would go down to my basement and hide and watch yt whats going on in the world

    • @spryyite5724
      @spryyite5724 6 лет назад +2

      Kpop Stan Army Monbebe ONCE EXO-L yes

    • @darrenward6859
      @darrenward6859 6 лет назад +3

      Spryyite pump or tac?

    • @spryyite5724
      @spryyite5724 6 лет назад +2

      Shane Walsh heavy

    • @domgaming2179
      @domgaming2179 6 лет назад

      Spryyite a tactical or a pump what type of shotgun

  • @truebornseeker9767
    @truebornseeker9767 7 лет назад +171

    "dont go outside" YUP!......... "dont run out of gas" ... dont go outside.... "dont go for a late night run" .... dont go outside..

    • @truebornseeker9767
      @truebornseeker9767 7 лет назад +17

      most of this can be summerized by:
      1) dont trust anyone
      2) dont go outside
      3) lock down completely
      4) stfu and lay low

    • @jeffreyastudillo8401
      @jeffreyastudillo8401 7 лет назад

      he was already in the car, so she would have died if she didn't lose gas, but the second movie gave a dumb reason for being outside during the purge, who goes to the store minutes away from the purge?

    • @u.s_military__savage9720
      @u.s_military__savage9720 7 лет назад +1

      Jeffrey Astudillo she did die

    • @u.s_military__savage9720
      @u.s_military__savage9720 7 лет назад +2

      Jeffrey Astudillo that makes no sense

    • @windowcleaner4724
      @windowcleaner4724 7 лет назад +2

      Shush Bruuh i would do that and burn everything

  • @reallifefailure7100
    @reallifefailure7100 7 лет назад +132

    smh, everybody talking about kiling people on purge night but I would be trying to rob barnes and nobles

    • @kysshawtyDJINN400
      @kysshawtyDJINN400 7 лет назад +11

      sale bruh. ultimate black friday

    • @lc6137
      @lc6137 7 лет назад +1

      Real Life failure same or the makeup sections of stores

    • @boxyalt297
      @boxyalt297 7 лет назад +1

      Peachy Baby a

    • @electraheart6250
      @electraheart6250 7 лет назад

      I'd rob hot Topic,pacsun,forever 21,rue 21,Spencer's

    • @valdin5679
      @valdin5679 7 лет назад +3

      Real Life failure id rob the local rich store or a gamestop

  • @miacoombs9731
    @miacoombs9731 5 лет назад +60

    bruh id be straight to the apple store to steal me a new phone.

    • @ivanenhaced1751
      @ivanenhaced1751 4 года назад +2

      Thief

    • @celestialudenberg9096
      @celestialudenberg9096 4 года назад +6

      @@ivanenhaced1751 crime is legal in the purge

    • @Murduhz
      @Murduhz 3 года назад +2

      @@celestialudenberg9096 yupp

    • @Murduhz
      @Murduhz 3 года назад +2

      @@ivanenhaced1751 bruh

    • @highguy0678
      @highguy0678 3 года назад

      @@celestialudenberg9096 yeah but it still makes you a D I S G U S T I N G human being

  • @myrealitytvshow
    @myrealitytvshow 6 лет назад +711

    I wonder if the purge was real....
    Would they let all the people in jail out during the purge?
    Probably
    Probably not 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @heathermcginley807
      @heathermcginley807 6 лет назад +21

      aria doeee i think they would call off the guards and let them break out

    • @fortnitebeasttwilight1792
      @fortnitebeasttwilight1792 6 лет назад +17

      No they do let all the people out🤡🗡🔫🎈😢😭😵😵🤢🤕🤒😱

    • @navontagarrett2504
      @navontagarrett2504 6 лет назад +5

      aria doeee fuc k you

    • @felixrodriguez7239
      @felixrodriguez7239 6 лет назад +11

      No it cant be real it would be illegal.
      Im not saying its illegal
      Im just saying
      Ok

    • @chari19
      @chari19 5 лет назад +9

      I have a feeling the purge would be a trap but it isn't

  • @jeffreyastudillo8401
    @jeffreyastudillo8401 7 лет назад +166

    I laughed at the idea of a store being open during the purge

    • @mcplayerdmr698
      @mcplayerdmr698 7 лет назад +12

      Walmart. 24/7.

    • @disturbed8728
      @disturbed8728 7 лет назад +78

      Jeffrey Astudillo
      "Hey, sir, you have to pay for that!"
      "All crime is legal....."
      "Oh right, my apologies. Happy purging!"

    • @jeffreyastudillo8401
      @jeffreyastudillo8401 7 лет назад +23

      DisTUrBed what a great store keeper (lol)

    • @Twosisters8881
      @Twosisters8881 7 лет назад

      Jeffrey Astudillo i would just throw a rock and break in

  • @closedstatus8097
    @closedstatus8097 7 лет назад +120

    now, who their right mind will go for a night run during the fucking purge wtaf

    • @graciephillips4598
      @graciephillips4598 7 лет назад

      ClosedStatus a twatwaffle

    • @HydraVenus
      @HydraVenus 6 лет назад +2

      ClosedStatus ikr that is the easiest way to get killed

    • @girlsobs
      @girlsobs 6 лет назад

      Maybe he doesnt know what the purge is and is new to america

    • @XTheCrystalBeastGuyX
      @XTheCrystalBeastGuyX 6 лет назад

      Robert Frank would still hit up the gym but unless a dozen people in the purge are going to jump him firearms they probably won't be able to do shit to him lol

  • @childeater9855
    @childeater9855 5 лет назад +175

    Things to do *BEFORE* the purge
    *_Move too another planet_*

    • @reaperi1202
      @reaperi1202 5 лет назад +2

      LeEoO hErE the whole state has it...

    • @helloagain8875
      @helloagain8875 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @sean9590
      @sean9590 4 года назад +4

      Nope cause its in the whole state but i know a way that you can survive 100%
      JOIN THE LARGEST PURGE GANG =D

    • @jellyfishvoid4792
      @jellyfishvoid4792 4 года назад +3

      Nah to another country cause it's every where in America so have a vacation in another country, preferable Iceland and go to Iceland 1-2 week's before the purge because if you do it on the day or day before the purge you're flight might get delayed and you stay in america.

    • @marcjustin7843
      @marcjustin7843 4 года назад +1

      *YES*

  • @karasumacha7559
    @karasumacha7559 8 лет назад +174

    I find it more impressive he's killing people with a butter knife.

    • @karasumacha7559
      @karasumacha7559 8 лет назад +7

      It's almost as bad as being killed by a spoon.

    • @karasumacha7559
      @karasumacha7559 8 лет назад +3

      +ShadowLiz actually in that first one he did use a spoon a plastic one.

    • @theromanarchitect2304
      @theromanarchitect2304 8 лет назад

      +Karasu Macha You know what's really impressive? A US Soldier killed a hostile militant with an MRE Spoon

    • @karasumacha7559
      @karasumacha7559 8 лет назад

      Caesar Augustus that is impressive.

    • @mothcatcher893
      @mothcatcher893 8 лет назад

      +Karasu Macha and a *SPOON*

  • @paulgallo8053
    @paulgallo8053 8 лет назад +1390

    the real title of this video should be "13 Things NOT To Do In Chicago"

  • @johnjeiventejuco197
    @johnjeiventejuco197 7 лет назад +282

    5 things to do that during the purge
    1.go in a bunker
    2.wear running shoes
    3. Wear a bullet or knife proof suit
    4.or just join the purge
    5.take a one day flight before the purge
    😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @arrii80
    @arrii80 5 лет назад +77

    People during the purge:
    I need to lock the windows, doors and stay inside!
    Me during the purge:
    Let me just go to the shops and steal food and clothes!

    • @--lvr_grl
      @--lvr_grl 3 года назад +5

      Screw that let’s steal pets. Get the most expensive bags from Gucci. Make the ice cream Machine at McDonald’s work.
      etc. also get a good outfit bc I don’t wanna die looking like a peasant.

    • @rarahrararah
      @rarahrararah 3 года назад

      imma rob a Barnes and noble

  • @caitlyncarey6545
    @caitlyncarey6545 7 лет назад +262

    what no. 13 should be...
    13. Don't act like you're dying bc someone 'stabbed' you with a spoon

  • @BrainFrozen
    @BrainFrozen 7 лет назад +38

    Every time I keep thinking of that black man meme:
    "Why are you running? Why are you running?!"

  • @legendofthecommentsection6513
    @legendofthecommentsection6513 6 лет назад +144

    Bruh I'd go steal all the beef jerky from the store, that shit too expensive to buy

  • @ashleycarelse7702
    @ashleycarelse7702 5 лет назад +26

    Am i the only one that actually thought this was gonna be a legit video on what u must not do in the purge fml

  • @cristalgalaxy4122
    @cristalgalaxy4122 7 лет назад +331

    lol killed by a spoon 😂😂😂😂

  • @cum4063
    @cum4063 6 лет назад +460

    Who noticed he used a butter knife🤣

  • @oreos739
    @oreos739 6 лет назад +421

    In the purge, when I look through my window and see the killer, I would drop to the floor and pretend I'm already dead.

    • @crogpits4313
      @crogpits4313 6 лет назад +3

      lol same

    • @Sunflower-xn9ce
      @Sunflower-xn9ce 6 лет назад +2

      Oreos yup

    • @gelay-gw6ej
      @gelay-gw6ej 6 лет назад +8

      Oreos SAME SAMe wait ill get red paint and pretend its blood and pretend theres blood on a knife at the kitchen

    • @astupidkid7825
      @astupidkid7825 6 лет назад

      angelacorpuzx 3600 it would have to be blood red

    • @RandomPerson-fu3ro
      @RandomPerson-fu3ro 6 лет назад +4

      What if someone wanted to do decorating with corpses?

  • @itznatalia4727
    @itznatalia4727 6 лет назад +112

    If the purge was real I would steal all the Pokemon cards
    I see

  • @Leschwa89
    @Leschwa89 7 лет назад +119

    I wonder if this will become reality with all the clowns out there.

    • @wiltedroses4075
      @wiltedroses4075 7 лет назад

      Leschwa89 Yup

    • @brayden361
      @brayden361 7 лет назад

      Leschwa89 Lets just hope no people shoot clowns cuz u know Halloween coming and I'm a cloen

    • @xiomaranayeli5983
      @xiomaranayeli5983 7 лет назад +4

      Leschwa89 ppl are saying the clowns are planning they're own purge the day before Halloween so today

    • @Leschwa89
      @Leschwa89 7 лет назад +3

      Xiomara Nayeli Well it was just a hoax, as usual, but made me curious anyways xD

    • @TitanKiller-eb3de
      @TitanKiller-eb3de 7 лет назад

      Xiomara Nayeli ummm

  • @vevemie
    @vevemie 6 лет назад +73

    You gonna kill somebody with a BUTTER KNIFE!!?!?!!?

  • @KDBerserk
    @KDBerserk 8 лет назад +189

    #1 don't die

  • @onIythepinks
    @onIythepinks 5 лет назад +21

    Omg that's so funny 😂😂😂 he even took a selfie after he killed him omg I'm ded

    • @angelokeaton6604
      @angelokeaton6604 4 года назад +1

      As soon as I read your comment, it happened 😂.

  • @chooochooochoooo9013
    @chooochooochoooo9013 7 лет назад +519

    0:28 me when i go on toilet

  • @y2jayden
    @y2jayden 7 лет назад +688

    Best way to survive the purge
    become the undertaker

  • @Cool_Ishan
    @Cool_Ishan 6 лет назад +623

    After seeing this video i know what to do on the purge. Thanks for sharing this ideas.

    • @benplaysgames6854
      @benplaysgames6854 6 лет назад +3

      Suzzanne Morey Yes Good Idea :D

    • @noo6423
      @noo6423 6 лет назад +3

      well it was nice knowin' ya!

    • @h4m4dx
      @h4m4dx 6 лет назад +2

      The purge will probably not happen

    • @krayzion344
      @krayzion344 6 лет назад

      Cool Ishan this is fake

    • @mysticlightblu1979
      @mysticlightblu1979 6 лет назад

      Cool Ishan sᎾmᎬ Ꮎf ᏆhᎬm ᎪᏒᎬ ᏁᎾ bᏒᎪᎥᏁᎬᏒs

  • @EmilyTullett
    @EmilyTullett 5 лет назад +35

    HAHAHAHA
    no
    I wouldn't even think about going outside anyways.
    Edit:3:08 how is dis gurl saying it's cold during a purge and aint scared till she about to die?

  • @candycat1674
    @candycat1674 7 лет назад +60

    walking into wrong house at night...thats me

    • @khamdevargas8445
      @khamdevargas8445 6 лет назад +1

      Candy Cat lol same!

    • @kai7216
      @kai7216 6 лет назад

      I've accidentally done it before XD weirdest night of my life 😂

  • @lulud.8465
    @lulud.8465 6 лет назад +152

    I wouldn't wanna get stabbed with a plastic spoon either

  • @Lily-cw4bb
    @Lily-cw4bb 6 лет назад +1424

    If I was in the purge, I would go to every store in my area and rob there Oreos.

    • @shon1710
      @shon1710 6 лет назад +6

      Lilybeth _230905 im dead

    • @Xinurval
      @Xinurval 6 лет назад +24

      bc of his bad grammar. Their*

    • @amcgriff3534
      @amcgriff3534 6 лет назад +1

      Lilybeth _230905 t

    • @Anxious_HQ
      @Anxious_HQ 6 лет назад +3

      Lilybeth _230905 its the SWEEEDISH FIIIIIISH FOR ME

    • @waterspray5743
      @waterspray5743 6 лет назад

      They close the gates and enjoy their free purge out of you.

  • @toanaboogegefrancis7221
    @toanaboogegefrancis7221 5 лет назад +9

    I love how the first killer waited for the guy to die before leaving.

  • @Paula-lj1rp
    @Paula-lj1rp 6 лет назад +359

    When it s the purge im staying in my room looked and my lights are off

    • @froggi.6184
      @froggi.6184 6 лет назад +25

      Lizzie Is Kawaii Better than dying.

    • @Paula-lj1rp
      @Paula-lj1rp 6 лет назад +1

      CasuallySearchingForJinsLine ok.....

    • @Kassy_1234
      @Kassy_1234 6 лет назад +2

      With night vision tools like the Hannibal Electra movie 😚 I see them, they do not see me. 🙈

    • @Justin-wu8gw
      @Justin-wu8gw 6 лет назад +1

      Bianca ferrara Locked*

    • @rka6139
      @rka6139 6 лет назад +2

      Bianca ferrara ITS NOT REAL

  • @goooawayynoww8357
    @goooawayynoww8357 6 лет назад +102

    If I was in the purge i would only last for 5.80 sec

    • @revathik16
      @revathik16 6 лет назад +1

      id last for 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds :D yeah id be the first to die (idk if thats even a number all those zeros)

    • @sethdoggie
      @sethdoggie 6 лет назад

      Leah Grace I would last for the whole thing wanna know why?
      Because I'm already dead inside and I'd move somewhere else before the purge and I'd always be chillin playing roblox

    • @alyssahernandez7867
      @alyssahernandez7867 6 лет назад

      Leah Grace same 😂😂😂

    • @benjaminrowenmcgovern9663
      @benjaminrowenmcgovern9663 6 лет назад +1

      I would carry a shank for protection only and go to apple

    • @lavernekissesx7353
      @lavernekissesx7353 6 лет назад

      Leah Grace I’d pretend to be a ghost lmao

  • @teara8937
    @teara8937 6 лет назад +278

    I will probs hide in my room, I mean like, it's so messy, I feel bad for the killer...I have lego everywhere

  • @lilllysucks2269
    @lilllysucks2269 3 года назад +4

    "Don't go outside"
    Me on my way to find my math teacher: *No body gonna push me down*

  • @pandashook7733
    @pandashook7733 6 лет назад +71

    Whos gonna take a quick run during the purge like wtf

  • @Jigolopuff
    @Jigolopuff 8 лет назад +392

    1st thing I'd do is jay walk

  • @jazminn5671
    @jazminn5671 8 лет назад +236

    If the purge happened Faze would be fucked💀

  • @mooochi6186
    @mooochi6186 5 лет назад +49

    if the purge actually happend i would just steal all the food and google cards 😂😂

    • @patrickstar6533
      @patrickstar6533 5 лет назад +1

      Good luck activating them cuz where I live maybe everywhere u need to activate google cards to use them so steal them and go behind the counter and activate them and lock pick the register and steal the money and put it back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @lilmanq7746
      @lilmanq7746 5 лет назад +1

      Why is everyone so desperate about food?

    • @parrot9543
      @parrot9543 3 года назад

      @@lilmanq7746 free food mate

    • @parrot9543
      @parrot9543 3 года назад

      @@lilmanq7746 we gon rob mcdonalds

  • @zero1188
    @zero1188 8 лет назад +172

    first thing you should do in a purge is leave your house the day before the purge. unless you are rich and could afford top notch security there no need staying in a house where every know where you live at. better of hiding in the woods or something

    • @dantheman-yg3ft
      @dantheman-yg3ft 8 лет назад +6

      nah you have to find a secluded place like a mountain or an island get some high ground and camp out

    • @ThePsychoRenegade
      @ThePsychoRenegade 8 лет назад +20

      but then all of your shit is going to be gone when you get back.

    • @museishen2132
      @museishen2132 8 лет назад +7

      +ThePsychoRenegade Better the being dead and people usually just kill on the purge.

    • @alexandermiltenburg6966
      @alexandermiltenburg6966 8 лет назад +16

      +Qwon Zehe Just go for a Holiday in Europe

    • @CloudsAndDays
      @CloudsAndDays 8 лет назад +3

      If your in one of the Americas then go to a place where it's already the next day.

  • @madsvigan2898
    @madsvigan2898 7 лет назад +92

    Many of these is just saying "dont be stupid"

    • @saracrawley1774
      @saracrawley1774 7 лет назад +1

      mads vigan I guess you didn't follow that rule. These are*

  • @izbrodster7802
    @izbrodster7802 6 лет назад +398

    What I'd do in the purge:
    Fill the water cup with soda

  • @FallenRealityBand
    @FallenRealityBand 4 года назад +1

    Bro imagine Kevin from home alone in the purge. 😂😂 let that sink in

  • @Potato-if7hh
    @Potato-if7hh 6 лет назад +193

    He stabbed him with a wooden spoon on the first one😂🤣

  • @jaredbeilstein209
    @jaredbeilstein209 8 лет назад +231

    I'd just stay near Gamestop and steal as much shit as I could

  • @odellisthegoat6715
    @odellisthegoat6715 7 лет назад +108

    Number 13 is sort of hard. I would really want to just go to the mall and steal all the foot locker shoes, clothes, etc.

  • @kendraandsarahgarza5496
    @kendraandsarahgarza5496 6 лет назад +24

    If the purge was real I would put legos all over my floor and I would be in the closet with a shotgun and some chips and salsa and wait....

    • @chadwerkensmozer8745
      @chadwerkensmozer8745 5 лет назад +5

      Legos won’t do anything. It’s not like they’re going to take of their shoes before they enter your house

    • @lilmanq7746
      @lilmanq7746 5 лет назад

      Chad Werkensmozer lol

    • @h1tsxgi
      @h1tsxgi 4 года назад

      @@chadwerkensmozer8745 i was just gonna say that😂

  • @officialnorsegamingclan240
    @officialnorsegamingclan240 7 лет назад +35

    When i saw the murderer i laughed to death because he was holding a BUTTER KNIFE😂😂😂😂😆😆👻

  • @uncomfortablespencer5596
    @uncomfortablespencer5596 8 лет назад +534

    when the purge finally exists, does anyone want to help me rob video gamestores and gas stations for junkfood

  • @oogabooga7957
    @oogabooga7957 7 лет назад +184

    Could we still steal chipotle????

  • @assault9981
    @assault9981 5 лет назад +3

    I no this man ain’t purging with a BUTTER KNIFE

  • @atayagriffin5227
    @atayagriffin5227 7 лет назад +219

    u missed one: stay in the country

    • @corrupted-_-day
      @corrupted-_-day 6 лет назад

      Ataya Griffin reasons why he/she didn’t put that there is cuz how u gonna get out with transportation and if u did have transportation u could of run outta gas

    • @atayagriffin5227
      @atayagriffin5227 6 лет назад

      Dark Souls The Gamer I would have biked there then gor on the boat

  • @doctorgokuphd449
    @doctorgokuphd449 7 лет назад +166

    I wouldn't last a minute during Purge 😭😭😭

    • @okzoomer2131
      @okzoomer2131 7 лет назад +2

      Doctor GokuPHD and I wouldnt last a second

    • @jaysatompson6415
      @jaysatompson6415 7 лет назад +10

      Doctor GokuPHD I like to think of it as the most legit game of hide and seek

    • @Worsterest
      @Worsterest 6 лет назад +1

      Judy Gibson ikr first second someone behind my back and stabs me

    • @bubbly20304
      @bubbly20304 6 лет назад +1

      I Could do da 12 hrs bruh nigga all y gatta do Id become 1 of dem I'll do it

    • @bubbly20304
      @bubbly20304 6 лет назад

      Jaysa Tompson yea dats coo to bruh like I'll fucking stay in a fucking private jet no actually I'll fucking steal it an fuck I'm out if I didn't become one of dem my nigga

  • @dontcare3293
    @dontcare3293 6 лет назад +185

    When the guy stabs him
    IS THAT A BUTTER KNIFE?

    • @SafetyHazardRBX
      @SafetyHazardRBX 6 лет назад +8

      derp ._. Thats a spoon

    • @jesusnativi5011
      @jesusnativi5011 6 лет назад

      no

    • @logancheek3549
      @logancheek3549 6 лет назад

      Yes its a fucking butter knife
      Because he don't want to fucking go to jail

    • @bbgbri3044
      @bbgbri3044 6 лет назад

      derp ._. Yea they had to do that BC of RUclips its stupid 😒

    • @akiyahester5336
      @akiyahester5336 6 лет назад

      No matter what it was you can still dies if the stab u hard enough

  • @candicewilliford5608
    @candicewilliford5608 5 лет назад +9

    Me: Now that I have watched thus video, I now know what to do during the purge.
    *2 minutes later*
    Me: Goes outside to get KFC and dies

  • @PeaceXKeeper-iz8wi
    @PeaceXKeeper-iz8wi 6 лет назад +319

    If the purge happened I’d twerk on my neighbors car while eating Cheetos.

    • @CcS40456
      @CcS40456 6 лет назад +18

      Wtf lmao

    • @jasmynnthomas2360
      @jasmynnthomas2360 6 лет назад +25

      I could see that happening..... now that image is stuck in my head 😭😭

    • @CelestialBreeze0325
      @CelestialBreeze0325 6 лет назад +11

      Then you'd die.... Because you never noticed the guy holding the knife....

    • @jinyoos-1260
      @jinyoos-1260 6 лет назад +3

      South Creds Lmfao AHAHHA

    • @jinyoos-1260
      @jinyoos-1260 6 лет назад +1

      Jasmynn Thomas Oh my goodness its stuck in my head too. AHAHAHAH

  • @camaniii
    @camaniii 7 лет назад +216

    This dude got a butter knife😂😂😂

  • @risk.2302
    @risk.2302 8 лет назад +105

    Why would you even get out of your house

    • @hellodolly7301
      @hellodolly7301 8 лет назад +4

      To go to the mall and steal that pricey stuff you saw the other day.

    • @risk.2302
      @risk.2302 8 лет назад

      +Alice Cooper haha

    • @hellodolly7301
      @hellodolly7301 8 лет назад

      +OD5T Xbox (ODSTASAEL117)
      Hehe..

    • @ooferz6819
      @ooferz6819 8 лет назад

      So u can get Starbucks DUH! XD

    • @risk.2302
      @risk.2302 8 лет назад

      +Melani Zaragoza lol

  • @hulk4204
    @hulk4204 5 лет назад +9

    If the purge was real I would go to the store steal a iphone x and PS4 and one more thing I would steal
    a gun 👹

  • @umm0821
    @umm0821 8 лет назад +289

    the purge ad
    and then a the purge video
    eheheeh

  • @adilene2012
    @adilene2012 6 лет назад +224

    How to survive the purge: go to Hawaii and never worry about a thing ;) good luck

    • @vaidarepoviene2586
      @vaidarepoviene2586 6 лет назад +25

      Lana Loud and this is why I would not like to live in America Hawaii is a state of America and the purge happens in America do you even geography brah

    • @karaschoenle
      @karaschoenle 6 лет назад +9

      Adilene Antonio go to Canada

    • @peytonlaxson881
      @peytonlaxson881 6 лет назад +5

      Adilene Antonio ᕼᗩᗯᗩII Iᔕ Iᑎ ᗩᗰEᖇᑕᗩ ᗪᑌᗰᗷᗩᔕᔕ

    • @t-rkplayzgames6737
      @t-rkplayzgames6737 6 лет назад +1

      hes probably joking so stop making fun of him idc what you say to me ill ignore it

    • @averyboop
      @averyboop 6 лет назад +1

      Adilene Antonio already live in Honolulu Hawaii

  • @HypeLionOffical
    @HypeLionOffical 8 лет назад +31

    Survival Needs:
    1. Food
    2. Water
    3. Silenced SMG/Snotty
    4. Low Light Lamp
    5. Coloring Book
    6. A closet

    • @xxdebunkredxx8684
      @xxdebunkredxx8684 8 лет назад

      PERFECT

    • @tvsnorlex
      @tvsnorlex 8 лет назад

      No closet basement or airport or woods it's good

    • @haydenmorris5850
      @haydenmorris5850 8 лет назад +1

      Dont forget crayons cuz then you cant color in the coloring book! Oh yea and maybe a backpack cuz you might wanna carry things around

    • @CodyTheDankMemer
      @CodyTheDankMemer 8 лет назад +5

      During one purge I walked around with my coloring book and was gonna color and I had no crayons. I started crying and I didn't have my Dora backpack with my Capri Suns and Oreos. very sad.

    • @anthonywei2167
      @anthonywei2167 8 лет назад

      +Cody That's terrible! 😂

  • @briann8269
    @briann8269 5 лет назад +17

    Hahaha a butter knife😂

  • @kj8871
    @kj8871 8 лет назад +99

    "happy purge nigga" LMFAOOO

    • @kai-dh9lo
      @kai-dh9lo 8 лет назад +1

      Stop fucking cursing.

    • @sassypiggy8667
      @sassypiggy8667 8 лет назад

      +Fononography swearing is not Fucking good

    • @courtneybemisdarfer6919
      @courtneybemisdarfer6919 8 лет назад

      +Infamous Baka that was from a vine

    • @Toxin-fx2jn
      @Toxin-fx2jn 8 лет назад +1

      +Courtney Bemisdarfer It originated in Japan, it means idiot

    • @olyviakiley1580
      @olyviakiley1580 8 лет назад

      +Imperfect Prodigy if yall are serious yall are fuctards

  • @thatoneguy5071
    @thatoneguy5071 6 лет назад +71

    if the purge would be real, than I would take 3 kilo's of macaroni and some water and lay down in the middle of the forest with some camo clothes for 12 ours

    • @yertcup9262
      @yertcup9262 5 лет назад +2

      Costco sells a 20lb bucket of Mac N Cheese

    • @racine7536
      @racine7536 4 года назад +2

      I’d get me some AirPods an iPhone 11, and some money 😂

    • @shm7861
      @shm7861 3 года назад +1

      It's real.

    • @Murduhz
      @Murduhz 3 года назад +1

      @@shm7861 no

    • @Murduhz
      @Murduhz 3 года назад +1

      @@yertcup9262 yummm

  • @austinking8373
    @austinking8373 8 лет назад +77

    They used butter knifes lol

  • @rubylouise.9707
    @rubylouise.9707 5 лет назад +3

    4:51 it says dong go grocery shopping but there is a dude walking behind her 🤣🤣

  • @crackpiperson
    @crackpiperson 8 лет назад +97

    Nigga has a butter knife

  • @kamyawilliams3564
    @kamyawilliams3564 6 лет назад +149

    I would have went to the apple store and steal all the phones

    • @iiomq_lia5664
      @iiomq_lia5664 6 лет назад

      Kamya Williams same

    • @kamyawilliams3564
      @kamyawilliams3564 6 лет назад +1

      Alejandro Barrientos bitch tell your mom that

    • @thathoeintheleftcorner8775
      @thathoeintheleftcorner8775 6 лет назад +3

      beastgaming100 0
      She’s not ugly. Everyone is cute in different ways

    • @niyauh6286
      @niyauh6286 6 лет назад +3

      beastgaming100 0 shut up she did nothing to you

    • @jinyoos-1260
      @jinyoos-1260 6 лет назад

      Kamya Williams Ohmygoodness I will do that too AHAHAH

  • @lyricalblackonblack
    @lyricalblackonblack 6 лет назад +62

    TV:all crime is legal for the next 12h
    Me: gets knife and locks doors and gets desks and block doors and puts family in a safe room,* l am too over protected lol😁😁😂😂😀

    • @shardx227
      @shardx227 5 лет назад +1

      @Devin Taylor factz

  • @justsomegirl4904
    @justsomegirl4904 6 лет назад +6

    I LAUGHED SO HARD😂😂😂

  • @dragonm.mystic8260
    @dragonm.mystic8260 8 лет назад +125

    I would gain a huge fortune. hire bodyguards dressed in random animal masks and have sentries and traps everywhere.
    I would say if you can get to it, the treasure is yours.
    everyone would start killing before they made it close.
    and the few who make it close has to navigate a hedge maze and then the mansion.
    yes, I will spend my purge being a task master.

    • @CreatedByCrown
      @CreatedByCrown  8 лет назад +2

      Sounds like a plan! Lol

    • @circle8930
      @circle8930 8 лет назад +2

      Hide in a underground base and have a maze to get there and a reinforced concrete wall with a reinforced door with a passcode and a sentry including guards and also weapons as a last resort

    • @lucanormalguy8173
      @lucanormalguy8173 8 лет назад

      I like the idea, but make sure none of the guards can reach you. Because if one of them doesn't like you, you're done for.

    • @fledbeast5783
      @fledbeast5783 8 лет назад

      Can you actually afford it? Dumnass.

    • @lucanormalguy8173
      @lucanormalguy8173 8 лет назад +4

      +Fledbeast 578 'Dumnass' oh, the irony...

  • @aaliyah9784
    @aaliyah9784 6 лет назад +55

    Who else noticed he had a butter knife?

  • @Sway_Jacob
    @Sway_Jacob 6 лет назад +274

    On purge I take all chips and snacks then take all roblox gift cards chill home and play roblox

    • @likability367
      @likability367 6 лет назад +1

      Young Thug same

    • @avirodriguez2644
      @avirodriguez2644 6 лет назад +3

      Young Thug ill go to the bank steal all of the bank money and get to the store ad gets all the foods and chips and snacks also the same thing

    • @moonwalkertati1449
      @moonwalkertati1449 6 лет назад +4

      Young Thug dame and steal Xbox’s and play gta purge mod

    • @joxbautista5465
      @joxbautista5465 6 лет назад +1

      Young Thug SAME

    • @kota69420
      @kota69420 6 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @nonexistentyarnball7449
    @nonexistentyarnball7449 6 лет назад +9

    And also stock Yup on: MEH RAMEN NODLES, PRINGLES, PEPSI, WENDY'S, AND HOOOT POCKETSSSSS!!!