Every Comedians Reaction to CEO Assassin

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @Edge1234101
    @Edge1234101 2 дня назад +442

    Shoutout to all my fellow bored stoners

    • @MuddySalsa
      @MuddySalsa 2 дня назад +8

      Yo.

    • @greenleaftreefrog
      @greenleaftreefrog 2 дня назад

      @@Edge1234101 woot

    • @mariofuentes3429
      @mariofuentes3429 2 дня назад +10

      Lmao 😂this is me haha dudeeeeee nailed it (that’s what she said)

    • @GregoryGrone-vb7qe
      @GregoryGrone-vb7qe 2 дня назад +5

      I prefer to be referred to as a consumer of cannabis and related herbal medicines 💊

    • @dmnddy
      @dmnddy 2 дня назад +3

      no wayy lol

  • @FirstLast-mg5yu
    @FirstLast-mg5yu День назад +24

    The Murderer is called an Assassin
    The Mass Murderer is called a CEO

    • @ivanm970
      @ivanm970 19 часов назад

      CEO murders upset the status quo. CEO murders thousands with AI claim adjuster is the status quo.

  • @FirstLast-mg5yu
    @FirstLast-mg5yu День назад +25

    Why can’t CEO’s just wear
    Bulletproof Backpacks
    Like our school children?

  • @scottykonovalov4518
    @scottykonovalov4518 2 дня назад +59

    Imagine, since COVID there's been the largest transfer of wealth from the middle and lower class to the upper class. And now finally someone does something and everybody loses their shit

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 21 час назад

      Half the people commenting hate vaccines but looooove the healthcare industry. Apparently.

  • @DeepSweetSoulful
    @DeepSweetSoulful 2 дня назад +75

    Bill Burr with the best take, speaking the truth without shame. In a population of sell out, self preservation, sheeps, comedians are our voice of reason. If you didn't know, now you know.

    • @anniedeedrix6732
      @anniedeedrix6732 День назад +2

      Sheep not sheeps .. sheep is singular and plural

    • @susugam3004
      @susugam3004 День назад +4

      @@anniedeedrix6732 lmfao good job annie, you saved the day

    • @h.hholmes.492
      @h.hholmes.492 День назад

      ​@@anniedeedrix6732thanks yous

    • @acquirecurrencylol
      @acquirecurrencylol День назад

      Not all comedians, remember to do your own research because some of these dudes have zero clue what they are talking about and sound outrageously ignorant

    • @jamestyler9326
      @jamestyler9326 День назад

      Burr is a man of the people. He has been calling this shit out for so long.

  • @JoeyCapuana
    @JoeyCapuana День назад +14

    "He died doing what he loved" is my favorite

  • @Alexander-i8q
    @Alexander-i8q 2 дня назад +40

    "Blah blah, chemo chemo CHEMO, i have no hair" ohhh dillon. 😂

  • @psimonkane1
    @psimonkane1 2 дня назад +63

    what did he get at Starbucks? probably a trippleshot executive, i mean esspresso

    • @joseureste8257
      @joseureste8257 22 часа назад

      You know Starbucks treats their unskilled employees well right?

  • @Jiu-JitsuJourney257
    @Jiu-JitsuJourney257 2 дня назад +96

    Damn imagine getting murdered and having a compilation of comedians commenting on it lol

    • @dg4293
      @dg4293 2 дня назад +23

      Imagine paying every month thinking you're protected in an emergency and this guy lines his pockets with your dying family member's surgery funds

    • @KenTheSteak
      @KenTheSteak 2 дня назад

      How would you know?

    • @JesusRaves
      @JesusRaves 2 дня назад

      Gotta I feel bad for the family.

    • @UncleDeadly1031
      @UncleDeadly1031 2 дня назад

      @@dg4293Wait, he gets money for running the company you’re paying money to? Unthinkable.

    • @georgeburns6512
      @georgeburns6512 День назад

      @@UncleDeadly1031why does he need millions and deny everyone’s coverage for life saving procedures? Stop with the bs man we get it. You love the taste of boot straps

  • @JanHus-e3z
    @JanHus-e3z День назад +22

    Brian Thompson father of two children was a serial killer. Luigi gunned down a serial killer. 😢

    • @angf9511
      @angf9511 День назад +1

      On the next episode of Dexter

    • @piotrswat169
      @piotrswat169 18 часов назад

      Many serial killers had families.

  • @mookerz1383
    @mookerz1383 День назад +12

    Luigi Mangione is a real-life embodiment of the Trolley Problem. A trolley is headed towards 1000 people, do you take action and switch the tracks so that it only runs over 1?

    • @user-bo3du3qu3f
      @user-bo3du3qu3f День назад +1

      The difference is that in the trolley everyone is innocent… here not so much!

  • @unmqp
    @unmqp 2 дня назад +56

    I was bored ,stoned and this poped up much love

  • @gradyrm237
    @gradyrm237 День назад +12

    What I've learned is that there are 100's of unwatchable podcasts.

    • @Konnersaki
      @Konnersaki День назад +2

      Right lol. My exact thoughts. How horrible are 90% of these clips 😂😂

  • @ShapeGillis
    @ShapeGillis День назад +7

    Tim dillon saying he 'follows rogan but no comedians' is devious af

    • @gaiali453
      @gaiali453 День назад +2

      Let's face it. Rogan is that dude that thinks the louder he talks the funnier he is.

  • @KoxenBols
    @KoxenBols День назад +6

    21:39 I love how Anthony Jeselnik starts smiling as he reads "...shot down and murdered in cold blood..."

  • @peoplepowercreateschange
    @peoplepowercreateschange День назад +6

    THANKYOU luiji for the extra anesthesia for us all 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FirstLast-mg5yu
    @FirstLast-mg5yu День назад +4

    The biggest hit on Broadway since Chicago!
    Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh, Cicero, Thompson
    He had it comin'
    He had it comin'
    He only had himself to blame
    If you'd have been there
    If you'd have seen it
    I betcha you would have done the same
    It was a Murder but not a Crime.

  • @im-Sara-Jayne.
    @im-Sara-Jayne. День назад +7

    Apparently the guy who snitched got fired and never got the reward money, because he never called it in on the tip line 😂

  • @riz7032
    @riz7032 2 дня назад +17

    Imagine he used the drive thru and got away 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Silkentwilight
    @Silkentwilight 2 дня назад +22

    On God Bill Burr should run for president.

    • @Sevenine88
      @Sevenine88 День назад

      Bill Burr, John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Jordan Klepper.

    • @Silkentwilight
      @Silkentwilight День назад

      @@Sevenine88 Colbert is compromised bro. Go google Jon Stewart Colbert COVID. He’s a total clown now. 🤡

  • @greghollingshead4175
    @greghollingshead4175 День назад +6

    Not many ppl have realized how this guy knew exactly where to be at what time to get the shots off….hard to do

    • @mighj354
      @mighj354 День назад

      He did his homework that's why.

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 21 час назад

      How is that hard?

  • @Nobody99998
    @Nobody99998 2 дня назад +10

    Thx for this joke wrld! Love your channel!

  • @brettgates650
    @brettgates650 День назад +2

    Thank you for this video. Quite possibly my favorite video of the year. What a timeline we've got here lol

  • @TheKadster
    @TheKadster День назад +3

    ..is a war between sick people and insurance companies sounds like a hilarious joke but its actuality 😂😅

  • @mobucks555
    @mobucks555 2 дня назад +28

    Jonah Hill, tear soaked as his pillow might already be, didn't deserve that from Rock. I mean the only thing we know about Jonah is how depressed he is. Talk about punching down....

    • @annamayzing1723
      @annamayzing1723 2 дня назад

      Yeah it exposed Rock as a money Zombie and a dumb ass dick.

    • @kellenscott555
      @kellenscott555 2 дня назад +1

      Rock could’ve said Michael Cera and the joke would’ve landed the same. He said Jonah Hill for a reason

    • @mobucks555
      @mobucks555 День назад +1

      @@kellenscott555 what reason? did he go to a diddy party or sumthin?

    • @nullakjg767
      @nullakjg767 День назад

      he can cry into his money or invest in his own body/face.

    • @satraramek9760
      @satraramek9760 День назад

      Very bad taste

  • @greenleaftreefrog
    @greenleaftreefrog 2 дня назад +21

    When you hit a million subs I won't be surprised. This is a good channel. You do a good job.

    • @RustyBlumpkins
      @RustyBlumpkins 2 дня назад

      35% quality…65% wondering why he considers it content or comedy “news”.

    • @sheridanhamilton5992
      @sheridanhamilton5992 2 дня назад

      Amen reverend

    • @lilsand.
      @lilsand. 2 дня назад

      @@RustyBlumpkins I'd like to see your math

  • @tophcookie7033
    @tophcookie7033 16 часов назад +1

    “Why nobody pay attention to Luigi!!”
    That phrase means soo much now!
    Ty Nintendo!

  • @patricksullivan2322
    @patricksullivan2322 2 дня назад +10

    I thought it was Wario not knowing what Luigi was capable of

  • @mikep6483
    @mikep6483 2 дня назад +7

    Joe List is on fire!

  • @nillyk5671
    @nillyk5671 День назад +1

    The inmates are actually protecting Luigi. They sent a message by giving him a shade haircut and trimming his eyebrows. He won't get rworded in prison.

  • @susugam3004
    @susugam3004 День назад +2

    "he's following rogan, but no comedians" ouch lmao

  • @divinelyindifferent
    @divinelyindifferent День назад +3

    When a government fails to protect citizens' natural rights, the People have the right to alter or abolish it, a principle enshrined in the Declaration of Independence. This power can be exercised through voting, legal action, or, in extreme cases, revolution. The *Mangione Model for Class Revolution* builds on this principle, suggesting that the People, acting as Jurors, could acquit vigilantes who “depose” individuals deemed domestic threats or evil “parasites.” This idea correctly positions the People-not executives or officials-as the ultimate authority in cases such as this. If We declare “not guilty” for precise hits that spare innocents, then corrupt elites might realize their behind-the-scenes actions could carry life-or-death consequences… for themselves.
    Is it not, then, in *Our* best interest to Free Luigi? Am I wrong?

  • @oscarcaceres666
    @oscarcaceres666 2 дня назад +15

    Bill Burr can unite the country

  • @greenleaftreefrog
    @greenleaftreefrog 2 дня назад +6

    I feel like Joe list is the UHC ceo of stand-ups.

    • @RustyBlumpkins
      @RustyBlumpkins 2 дня назад +1

      Daaaaammmmn shots fired! I’d vote Bert, but I get what you’re saying.

    • @greenleaftreefrog
      @greenleaftreefrog 2 дня назад +2

      @@RustyBlumpkins that was totally my second choice

    • @Ryan-lx3ki
      @Ryan-lx3ki 2 дня назад +1

      Both are, relative to their peers, underpaid for how much they kill…
      but fr List will have security as soon as (if ever) he reaches any sort of fame or wealth.

    • @RustyBlumpkins
      @RustyBlumpkins 2 дня назад +1

      @@Ryan-lx3ki Bert’s underpaid, and kills?

  • @cloudyclo
    @cloudyclo День назад +1

    Thank you Joke World.

  • @FirstLast-mg5yu
    @FirstLast-mg5yu День назад +2

    Brian, you made a claim for a back injury in 2002
    Clearly this is a pre existing condition.
    Claim Denied.

  • @BombDog_
    @BombDog_ 2 дня назад +1

    35:00 Dan Soder saying going to be like the bachelor in prison would be a hilarious skit.

  • @eratocamusic
    @eratocamusic 2 дня назад +5

    I have no idea who half these people are.

  • @Mosedig
    @Mosedig 2 дня назад +2

    well done comp!

  • @believeincez
    @believeincez 2 дня назад +1

    “Run with that if you’re Dunkin’”
    I don’t think Sam knows what he did there

  • @peoplepowercreateschange
    @peoplepowercreateschange День назад +1

    Luiji got to the top of the pyramid and poked the ALL SEEING EYE 👁

  • @joshuaniles9129
    @joshuaniles9129 16 часов назад

    The ceos swag walk like yeah I run this city too it’s over right away is crazy

  • @casenumber001
    @casenumber001 День назад

    Bro started at Starbucks, swung by United Health Care to say hi, and then some McDonalds.. LOL

  • @ERICSELDERBERRYNURSERY
    @ERICSELDERBERRYNURSERY День назад +1

    What have you done for me lately is wild 😂

  • @Shayquaza
    @Shayquaza 2 дня назад +3

    Fitzdawg caught me off guard 😂

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 2 дня назад

      Bcuz the cunt "identified" as a Christian, instead of ACTUALLY TRYING to be Christ-like, within reason.

  • @justinroser6833
    @justinroser6833 День назад +2

    Bill Burr spitting facts like usual

  • @OrphanTraveler97
    @OrphanTraveler97 День назад +1

    Womt matter security or not ceos will feel the fear in their hearts till the end of their lives and rightfully so

  • @jenbento3574
    @jenbento3574 День назад +2

    Chemo, chemo, chemo...I have no hair

  • @FirstLast-mg5yu
    @FirstLast-mg5yu День назад

    I knew something was wrong when Brian didn’t show for our Holiday dinner at Carbone.
    This Spicy Rigatoni is delicious!

  • @joshsegg2814
    @joshsegg2814 2 дня назад +2

    Making this video must have been.. nuts to butts everytime you think your done 9 more come out!!
    I commend you good sir great video!

  • @FirstLast-mg5yu
    @FirstLast-mg5yu День назад

    The fact that the hero was caught in a McDonalds on a Sundae by Officer Fry,
    seems a little Filet-o-Fishy.

  • @Likwidfox
    @Likwidfox 2 дня назад +1

    I bet most comedians had the same response as Toby. What is "Health Care" insurance? Is that a thing people do?

  • @amandareynolds2781
    @amandareynolds2781 День назад +1

    somebody should have told him the McRib is back

  • @alejandrogutierrez-pereira425
    @alejandrogutierrez-pereira425 День назад +2

    This was a great compilation. Comedians are great at pointing out absurdities, but there were some guys who i felt were driven not to be funny, but to be contradictory and it came off as bitter and jealousy due to the attention the shooter is getting. I may be overeaching

  • @BillyEvers
    @BillyEvers 2 дня назад +1

    He clearly went to McDonald’s to follow up on the CEOs claim that the snack wrap was coming back

  • @Lo-qd3fv
    @Lo-qd3fv 2 дня назад +2

    46:40 soder is HYSTERICAL 😂😭

  • @towlie710
    @towlie710 День назад +2

    How else was Luigi meant to restock the haunted mansion???

    • @Mattipedersen
      @Mattipedersen День назад

      He was wearing a green jacket/hood, after all 😉

  • @ScrimScram
    @ScrimScram 2 дня назад +3

    Laughed the hardest at Fitzdog

  • @FishNFreshWater
    @FishNFreshWater 2 дня назад +3

    1:02:51 what a jerk thing to say

  • @evanpaulsmith679
    @evanpaulsmith679 День назад

    IDK TOMMY BUT DAMN TOMMY BOI HAD A GOOD BIT ON THIS LMAO

  • @zethhudson
    @zethhudson 2 дня назад +1

    shouts out giving my boy colum some screen time

  • @sheridanhamilton5992
    @sheridanhamilton5992 2 дня назад

    Blessed be Jokewrld, chronicler of comedy, resplendent eternal in the shining light of the Algorithm

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 2 дня назад

      Praise Hosanna in The Highest!
      Praise Rang in the Most Holy!

  • @Gengar0x
    @Gengar0x 2 дня назад +2

    Such a dope video

  • @FirstLast-mg5yu
    @FirstLast-mg5yu День назад

    f UHC coverage was as good as the media coverage
    Brian Thompson would still be alive.

  • @here7036
    @here7036 2 дня назад

    Great vid J Dubs

  • @FirstLast-mg5yu
    @FirstLast-mg5yu День назад

    The true lesson to be learned in this
    Horrific act of violence is
    Never hire a Bodygaurd on TEMU.

  • @therockbottom5256
    @therockbottom5256 2 дня назад +1

    I wasn’t bored, but I *was* stoned.

  • @dearace9991
    @dearace9991 День назад +2

    Free Luigi

  • @FirstLast-mg5yu
    @FirstLast-mg5yu День назад

    On the bright side, UHC just added
    $10 Million dollars to the bottom line
    for 2025.

  • @deniseking154
    @deniseking154 День назад

    Guys help me out, who's the guy near the end who's voice goes up, the one who said they replaced the CEO after an hour .. he's so funny

  • @joshsegg2814
    @joshsegg2814 2 дня назад

    32:50 best line by far by Matt of all people!😂

  • @dabiff6587
    @dabiff6587 2 дня назад +2

    god damn joe list KILLED 😂

  • @KaileyB616
    @KaileyB616 День назад

    Sam Tripoli is spot on... this does have PSYOP written all over it. Tim Dillon is spot on too

  • @FangMania9898
    @FangMania9898 2 дня назад +1

    Jonah hill caught the strays ...😂

  • @nillyk5671
    @nillyk5671 День назад

    Nobody gets this but Luigi wanted to get caught. The people that said he looked like the shooter were being really loud and he heard them, he could have left but he didn't.
    The money was planted on him, that's for sure.

  • @Eta9261
    @Eta9261 22 часа назад

    They wanna send you a bill, but don’t wanna provide coverage for treatment and care. How do we allow this

  • @krystalm5484
    @krystalm5484 18 часов назад

    " He was found wearing the same coat as the day of the shooting" but we also found "the jacket used during the shooting in the park" 🙄 not even trying anymore

  • @udippatel6147
    @udippatel6147 2 дня назад +5

    schulz realizing a bit and capitalizing: 18:30 -- you can hate him, but that smirk + eye dart lets you know he's a comic lol

    • @rickeykoga2312
      @rickeykoga2312 2 дня назад +5

      Stop glazing 😅🤦‍♂️

    • @udippatel6147
      @udippatel6147 2 дня назад

      @@rickeykoga2312 Schulz is not a genius, but he is quick

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 2 дня назад +1

      @@udippatel6147 So is every methhead you encounter on the sidewalk. A hack's a hack, and Andy Shitz is about as wHACK as it gets, unless you didn't grow up with friends during 8th grade lunch period.
      Did I mention how esspensiff my sneekerz are, sunnn>!?!?!?
      Que lil' brownie wit da laff track FUR DA CULTURE! I GROWS UP IN ALFABET CITY, SO MINE'S IS JUST AS HARD IN THE SKREETZ AS YOU'S GUYS'S!

    • @dg4293
      @dg4293 2 дня назад

      ​@@udippatel6147he doesn't need to be a genius or quick he needs to be funny and likeable

  • @madisonkludy8541
    @madisonkludy8541 День назад +1

    Tim Dillon is a treasure

  • @memadi2
    @memadi2 День назад

    No he was staying at the Marriott and walked to Hilton. But he could have stayed at a fancier hotel but those are on 5th Avenue

  • @Victortheboa
    @Victortheboa День назад +2

    Finally Sam Tripoli highlights on joke wrld!

  • @GingerBred_Steve
    @GingerBred_Steve 16 часов назад

    The killer looks like if you took all 3 Jonas brothers and blended them up and then Zac Efron spit on the dna and thats what Luigi got cloned into

  • @Gnarawrr
    @Gnarawrr День назад +1

    The fear factor UFc guy is a comedian?

  • @botシCodm
    @botシCodm 2 дня назад +4

    10:00 actually I see people with laptops all the time. And yes, a lot of people use the wifi also. Sorry to bust your bubble. ❤

    • @robin3
      @robin3 2 дня назад +1

      mcdonalds are basically homeless shelters. they stink and people are passed out on the tables. i would never sit and eat there, nevermind get my laptop out and work. he does have a point.

    • @sunnyj210
      @sunnyj210 2 дня назад

      ​@@robin3wow ur city's homeless ppl must be real pieces of shit! Bc My husband and I are homeless. We go into McDonald's frequently along with a lot of other local bums but none of us use it as a shelter so definitely never seen anyone sleep on a table or floor. Usually it's just to catch a quick break from the freezing temps or to use a bathroom that's inside. Also if it ever smelled in there, it wasn't those stinky homeless ppl.

    • @boxob093
      @boxob093 2 дня назад +1

      @@robin3 can confirm, i slept at mcdonalds when I was homeless lmfao

  • @FirstLast-mg5yu
    @FirstLast-mg5yu День назад

    Brian, your policy does not cover Lead Poisoning. Claim denied.

  • @jzwadlo
    @jzwadlo День назад

    nice to see every comedien ate from the same 3 jokes

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 21 час назад

      Now you’re getting it

  • @jenniferdennis6465
    @jenniferdennis6465 2 дня назад +1

    1:06 BANG BANG 🤣

  • @polluxtroy1310
    @polluxtroy1310 2 дня назад +7

    Free Luigi! He has brought so much awareness to our broken and corrupt healthcare system! He has a national treasure! ❤❤

  • @morguedeadline296
    @morguedeadline296 2 дня назад

    3:35 yooo damn idk if that’s a joke but that’s a shitty thing to say. selfishness is a characteristic trait you can change if you so choose to. It’s a war, because medical care in the U.S is way too expensive and people are broke.

    • @Luftkenza
      @Luftkenza День назад +1

      If you couldn’t tell that obvious sarcasm you…. are incredibly special.

  • @MrROKinROK
    @MrROKinROK День назад

    One "comedian" is conspicuously absent from this collection... Too bad. We were deprived of his incessant insistence that Luigi Mangione was solely motivated by sexual frustration.
    For those wondering, it's Brendan Schaub.

  • @sunnyj210
    @sunnyj210 2 дня назад +2

    10:00 I'm homeless & our McyDs is super chill about us bums hanging out, using their heat & bathrooms. My husband & i go in there several days a wk & we are both always on tablets. And I'd say theres at least 1 non-phone device being used on about 50% of the other tables.

    • @joec6108
      @joec6108 2 дня назад +1

      Next time you go in there ask for a job

    • @TheWeeMan1990
      @TheWeeMan1990 2 дня назад

      How u homeless but have a smart phone and internet access u have u priorities all fucked up 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sunnyj210
      @sunnyj210 День назад

      @@joec6108 I already have a job actually. But putting ur mom on the corner just ain't paying the bills anymore. Maybe I should try using your sister?🤔

  • @AdamThoba2
    @AdamThoba2 День назад

    GOD CHRISTIANA P, TOBY MCMUFFIN (ARE YOU GARBAGE PRODUCER) AND DRU MONTANA (FAKE ASS NAME) ALL ARE ANNOYING...AND YANNIS PAPPAS...Christina for the pew pew at 43:10 and Mcmuffin for his fake attutue on AYG (before fired) and Dru montana from his lisp or how he talks...its infuriating..we are all one..and we are all fed up with eachother

  • @salvagemonster3612
    @salvagemonster3612 День назад

    Where are the comedians at ?

  • @peoplepowercreateschange
    @peoplepowercreateschange День назад

    He climbed to the top of the pyramid and POKED the All seeing eye #illuminaterunningscared

  • @dowhatiwantc7637
    @dowhatiwantc7637 День назад

    Joe “the truth” list is hilarious

  • @Squirt69
    @Squirt69 День назад

    People who ruin lives: lots.
    You wouldn't see this reaction to many others. This is gross.

    • @R-no59b
      @R-no59b День назад

      Gross is letting kids die or suffer because you want to make $10 million a year like the CEO.

  • @guy8029
    @guy8029 2 дня назад +1

    Rogan looking like Epstein in the thumbnail

  • @asmrfan6543
    @asmrfan6543 2 дня назад +3

    The part we don''t see of this surveillance clip is Thompson pulling a weapon on Luigi, 30 seconds prior. Luigi, then panicking and saying 'Mama Mia!', booted Thompson's gun down the sidewalk. Thompson, in stern CEO style, was walking back to get his weapon, only for Luigi to defend himself!

  • @evanpaulsmith679
    @evanpaulsmith679 День назад +1

    the fact no one has given soder his own TV comedy series is crazy!!!! it literally could be just a bunch of different skits and he would kill them all!!

  • @Bestlifesofar
    @Bestlifesofar День назад

    The comedian at the end was super annoying and such a loser for dodging on women- no wonder he ain’t all that