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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @BowserVids
    @BowserVids  8 лет назад +3406

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    • @tristanringering1529
      @tristanringering1529 8 лет назад +67

      Arby's Guy needs to go to a Trump rally and get interviewed. Help The Donald make America great again ;-)

    • @crushgirljane
      @crushgirljane 8 лет назад +41

      +Tristan Ringering No

    • @katieb68
      @katieb68 8 лет назад +4

      +bowservidstotally I love your videos. You must be a genius. Are you actually from Detroit? I am from that area, now living outside of NYC. How did Detroit produce a genius like this. Cool place though, miss it.

    • @samforsyth
      @samforsyth 8 лет назад +1

      +Katie Bashlor I'm from Detroit, and everyone tells me that I'M a genius... so... it's not unheard of. (but I don't think the's from Detroit)

    • @foxxjeh
      @foxxjeh 8 лет назад +10

      +bowservidstotally I want to listen to you read bad fanfiction.

  • @nassemthegreat9582
    @nassemthegreat9582 4 года назад +17691

    When you max out charisma on the character creation screen.

    • @scottcoggins9139
      @scottcoggins9139 4 года назад +153

      Underatted comment 😂

    • @thomasbrown6527
      @thomasbrown6527 4 года назад +58

      I love the dungeons and dragons reference 😁

    • @chrisfountain6065
      @chrisfountain6065 4 года назад +7

      💀💀💀🤣🤣

    • @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288
      @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 4 года назад +26

      since when is autism charismatic?
      WTF, you guys are wierd. there is 0% Charisma i someone talking like that.
      I swear to god, if you come to my store talking like that, imma call security and send you to a mental asylum.

    • @BURRDAWG_
      @BURRDAWG_ 4 года назад +46

      Dlonra Reggenzrawhcs it is an act

  • @KyleRyanFilm
    @KyleRyanFilm 3 года назад +3196

    "her beige battering ram into the house that beef built" is one of the finest phrases ever spoken.

    • @dumattco
      @dumattco 2 года назад +26

      If it was HIS beige battering ram, it would sound like a description of an adult film 🤪

    • @tugboat6940
      @tugboat6940 2 года назад +10

      It just rolls off the tongue

    • @renzod0332
      @renzod0332 2 года назад +12

      I'm happy that I'm not the only one that found that phrase oddly sexual

    • @AllThingsRenStimpy
      @AllThingsRenStimpy Год назад +1

      Word, yo.

    • @Jon_Bonds_Jovi
      @Jon_Bonds_Jovi Год назад +1

      🤣🤣This is definitely Jack Black's twin.

  • @thehorizontries4759
    @thehorizontries4759 4 года назад +8611

    This guy is just coping with the trauma of working at Arbys

    • @edwardleas4792
      @edwardleas4792 4 года назад +19

      True af!!!!!

    • @5.5.Below.5
      @5.5.Below.5 4 года назад +53

      I was there...still coping from Arby's as well. The female coworkers yelling at me for not multitasking at the drive thru on my first day with no experience of that line of work. I remember saying, "Basic training was better than this...at least I had honor." Thank God for computer science and business to get out of that nightmare!

    • @TheKvltSith
      @TheKvltSith 4 года назад +22

      Arby's is the reason why I will never work fast food again.

    • @callsignoutlaw
      @callsignoutlaw 4 года назад +6

      Working for “The Elite”

    • @Devilish__
      @Devilish__ 4 года назад +1

      I don’t know

  • @1yearoldiam
    @1yearoldiam 3 года назад +6114

    My man's not weird. He's got a great imagination for storytelling stuck inside an arbys prison. Masha sounds ruthless.

    • @StormDogg
      @StormDogg 3 года назад +121

      Even if this dude's just quoting shit, that's some crazy quick thinking and speaking skills. Dude's got talent, was clearly making a joke, and it was so funny, 7 million people watched the local Channel 7 news on replay. That's a win.

    • @Marr0wgar
      @Marr0wgar 3 года назад +29

      Fuck you masha, that whole place smells like roast beef >:c

    • @twizz420
      @twizz420 3 года назад +8

      @@StormDogg It's not funny, it's not "quick thinking", and if you think those are "skills" then I feel sorry for you.

    • @thedillestpickle
      @thedillestpickle 3 года назад +11

      @@StormDogg Was this real though? Was he actually an arbys employee? Was it all ad lib?

    • @jameshill3403
      @jameshill3403 3 года назад +2

      How is he not making videos

  • @captainLoknar
    @captainLoknar 3 года назад +4636

    Tom Cruise really gets deep in his characters

  • @sewerspitz
    @sewerspitz 4 года назад +4420

    this man works at arby's when he should be making moviescripts.

    • @stxdude830
      @stxdude830 4 года назад +70

      He pretty much is, he’s got other vids, forgot his name tho

    • @stiltomonkey6137
      @stiltomonkey6137 4 года назад +33

      @@stxdude830 this character is called onyx the fortuitous

    • @frikettyfrak9117
      @frikettyfrak9117 4 года назад +56

      @@stxdude830 you're watching his video uploaded from his channel. Bowservids. Literally look at the icon and name next to the subscribe button.

    • @stxdude830
      @stxdude830 4 года назад +12

      Friketty Frak thanks for literally pointing that literally out, literally

    • @TheGrowCave
      @TheGrowCave 4 года назад +1

      rancid he should be playing world of Warcraft In real life

  • @simonlillard7961
    @simonlillard7961 Год назад +342

    The guy is brilliant and acting a character the whole time. It’s honestly comedy gold, his delivery is flawless.

    • @sirfizz6518
      @sirfizz6518 11 месяцев назад +2

      See the movie yet?

    • @kdl79
      @kdl79 10 месяцев назад

      @@sirfizz6518I watched it last night and enjoyed it. Pretty funny and I liked the practical effects.

    • @dench2695
      @dench2695 9 месяцев назад

      Not really. It's vine entertainment for retards.

    • @xxxenaaa1993
      @xxxenaaa1993 7 месяцев назад

      @@sirfizz6518😮

    • @TexasLionVF
      @TexasLionVF 27 дней назад

      Wrong

  • @lazysundayzz
    @lazysundayzz 3 года назад +546

    "This whole PLACE smells like roast beef!"
    Kills me every time.

  • @mordred013
    @mordred013 3 года назад +1798

    I will now only refer to Arby's as "the house that beef built"

    • @Sprizys
      @Sprizys 3 года назад +11

      Imagine him being your cashier "hi uh can I get a number 2?" "Whatever this guy says"

    • @nagsterthegangster3548
      @nagsterthegangster3548 3 года назад +3

      That was the one and only line I took away too. Lmaoo

    • @Sacred_Fox
      @Sacred_Fox 3 года назад +6

      Located in the shadow zone

    • @naughtmeinam4603
      @naughtmeinam4603 2 года назад +2

      I've never been a Mordred fan but your icon is making me have second thoughts

    • @dantesandstrom4680
      @dantesandstrom4680 2 года назад

      Such a great line lol

  • @Christian_Happel
    @Christian_Happel 3 года назад +2858

    I feel like he could write one hell of an adult swim cartoon. One of the 3AM ones

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 3 года назад +46

      Those ones that are gold when you’re stoned.

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 3 года назад +27

      Adult Swim is dead. They cancelled all of their great shows.

    • @annefrankenstein2114
      @annefrankenstein2114 3 года назад +2

      @@Charles_Anthony You’re dead. fuck off

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 3 года назад +10

      @@annefrankenstein2114: Ironic you say that since you call yourself "Frankenstein"

    • @annefrankenstein2114
      @annefrankenstein2114 3 года назад +10

      @@Charles_Anthony this is the name my parents gave me

  • @JayEmGe
    @JayEmGe Год назад +805

    I freaking love how the news report keeps switching between the deadpan, serious customer, and the absolutely animated Arby's employee.

    • @TheCompdept
      @TheCompdept Год назад +59

      It's not real lol he edited himself into it. How is that? Not obvious?. It is legitimately scary that anyone looks at this and thinks that's what the news put on TV. You're going to get duped a lot in your lifetime, huh?

    • @JayEmGe
      @JayEmGe Год назад +30

      @@TheCompdept Did I say it's real?

    • @TheCompdept
      @TheCompdept Год назад

      @@JayEmGe lol yes, you said it's real. You didn't mention his timing but rather the reporters.... But they were never together and now you're trying to not look stupid lol.... But you just look even dumber now lol!

    • @gfyGoogle
      @gfyGoogle Год назад +29

      @@TheCompdept how painfully ironic your comment is

    • @TheCompdept
      @TheCompdept Год назад +6

      @@gfyGoogle please do explain. I mean you're already so incredulous that you don't know what the word painful means... Can't wait to hear!

  • @yepuhuh93
    @yepuhuh93 4 года назад +3905

    This guy isn't weird, he's awesome

  • @crackbabystemcell6887
    @crackbabystemcell6887 Год назад +1487

    This guy isn't weird. He is a poet trapped in the realm of fast food

    • @Corvid-Conquest
      @Corvid-Conquest Год назад +10

      Ah, so he's a poet. Gotcha! However, everything you added after that is redundant.

    • @cdjxman
      @cdjxman Год назад +27

      @@Corvid-Conquest What in the hell are you spewing?🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @Corvid-Conquest
      @Corvid-Conquest Год назад +8

      @@cdjxman You know, I'm not exactly certain anymore, but if I had to guess... I was leaning into the fact that poetry is a form of literature so abysmally disrespected in American society today, that not even poetry publishers, and poets themselves, care about it much anymore. I should know, as I'm very devoted to poetry myself -- I write it obsessively when I feel the opportunity.

    • @cdjxman
      @cdjxman Год назад +15

      @@Corvid-Conquest Oh! OK then!😐

    • @disgaealikerasapOG
      @disgaealikerasapOG Год назад

      The dude just greenscreens himself into news reports.

  • @Jesus831ca
    @Jesus831ca 3 года назад +1764

    That's some serious improv skills and imagination this guy is a poet from the 1500's stuck in a 21st century arby's restaurant

    • @robertspear888
      @robertspear888 3 года назад +3

      For realz!

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 3 года назад +11

      @H A Yeah I thought it was real too the first time I saw this (there's _all kinds_ of people out there) but I did start to find other videos he has. This was about half a year ago so I don't remember the actual channel name or the guy's name but he definitely does this for laughs. Different characters, skits, a quick Google search should at least give you his other videos even if they're posted by others like this channel.

    • @imthebadguy3225
      @imthebadguy3225 3 года назад +5

      He's like a coked up Robin Williams.

    • @johnmiller2905
      @johnmiller2905 2 года назад +7

      @@dsandoval9396 This is literally the channel lmao. Sorry not trying to be mean just found it funny xD

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 2 года назад

      @@johnmiller2905 LOOOOOL! 🤣
      What the hell was I thinking! How did I not see that?🤦‍♂️
      I guess I didn't see the forest for the trees 😂

  • @ca11umc75
    @ca11umc75 5 лет назад +1804

    This guy was either hilarious or a pain in the ass to work with

    • @21chch
      @21chch 5 лет назад +42

      You're on his channel dude...

    • @WYYYE
      @WYYYE 5 лет назад +8

      Bruh Moment

    • @aaronsmarvelousworld5855
      @aaronsmarvelousworld5855 5 лет назад +2

      T Sing yeah no one goes to Arby’s 😂

    • @bobbyjohnson6450
      @bobbyjohnson6450 5 лет назад +7

      Pain in the ass he drive me crazy

    • @Skynet_the_AI
      @Skynet_the_AI 5 лет назад

      Well.....
      At least we know for shure.... he passes for hilarious

  • @lordmortimer8055
    @lordmortimer8055 Год назад +68

    "Leathery Wings charred like brisket" the writing of this is phenomenal

  • @TheGreatBenderina
    @TheGreatBenderina 6 лет назад +706

    "compelled to stear her beige battering ram into the house that beef built" lmao

    • @shawnarose778
      @shawnarose778 6 лет назад

      I knooow

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 6 лет назад

      @Bunker Sieben OH SHIT! OH SHIT! LMAOOOOO!!!
      I read the OP comment and this thread as they were showing that part. 😂🤣😂

    • @m4ckyd
      @m4ckyd 6 лет назад

      U

    • @nfrench2100
      @nfrench2100 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao!
      “You smell like roast beef!”
      “THE WHOLE PLACE SMELLS LIKE ROAST BEEF!”

  • @nicholashalley9837
    @nicholashalley9837 7 лет назад +2226

    Holy shit RUclips, finally a good recommendation

    • @holeyschitt
      @holeyschitt 7 лет назад

      Nicholas Halley
      I know right... Comedy genius

    • @Mike01029
      @Mike01029 7 лет назад

      Nicholas Halley I wonder why there's a bunch of years old recommendations popping up

    • @bungle0261
      @bungle0261 7 лет назад

      Nicholas Halley it's certainly been awhile...

    • @valleybiitch
      @valleybiitch 7 лет назад

      ikr

    • @lukemich12
      @lukemich12 7 лет назад +1

      yeeeeess

  • @danewiley4215
    @danewiley4215 7 лет назад +566

    "No I didn't wash my shirt in between shifts, Masha, so what if I smell like roast beef, this whole place smells like roast beef". Quoted by weird Arby's guy.

    • @kaylacoppens3202
      @kaylacoppens3202 7 лет назад +3

      Dane Wiley I work at Arby's it's SO true I change clothes before and after shifts lmao 😂

  • @governmentdivides7063
    @governmentdivides7063 Год назад +156

    “The house that beef built”. I needed this. 😂

  • @Jason-pf8qc
    @Jason-pf8qc 5 лет назад +1918

    If Arby's had half a brain they would have picked him up as an spokesperson for Arby's

    • @jonathanreynolds5040
      @jonathanreynolds5040 5 лет назад +25

      "If Arby's had half a brain...." sounds like sounds like you're working with a half of one yourself.

    • @CJM-rg5rt
      @CJM-rg5rt 5 лет назад +36

      @@jonathanreynolds5040 you really showed him!

    • @Jason-pf8qc
      @Jason-pf8qc 5 лет назад +42

      Ok... Here we go... yes I realize that it was someone being funny splicing themself into a news report but what I was saying was that it would be funny to see him in an actual Arby's commercial... because the video was funny and it was related to Arby's...

    • @Jason-pf8qc
      @Jason-pf8qc 5 лет назад +20

      @TinyBabyJesus I don't know what I would have done without your blessing to continue on...

    • @LiverAndOnions69
      @LiverAndOnions69 5 лет назад +8

      @@jonathanreynolds5040 u just haven't had a beef n cheddar in a long time and your jealous

  • @JM_Solo
    @JM_Solo 3 года назад +901

    “...The well-dressed, dry-cleaned, shift-managing elite...”
    Kills me every time.

  • @Arms2
    @Arms2 5 лет назад +314

    Arby’s will forever be known as “the house that beef built” to me from now on.

  • @charlesbawesome
    @charlesbawesome Год назад +111

    This guy is way too talented to be working at Arby's

    • @justinporter2117
      @justinporter2117 Год назад

      I know a down syndrome that's a doctor smarter than this guy

  • @tybarker5038
    @tybarker5038 4 года назад +2415

    When you actually listen to a Skyrim character’s dialogue

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 4 года назад +16

      "You know what's wrong with Skyrim?..."
      IF YOU ASK ME THAT ONE MORE TIME THIS MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONBORN GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT'S MOTHERFUCKING WRONG WITH MOTHERFUCKING SKYRIM!!!

    • @historian2394
      @historian2394 4 года назад +7

      Most underrated comment.

    • @tybarker5038
      @tybarker5038 4 года назад +3

      Historian23 thank you, I appreciate that (:

    • @historian2394
      @historian2394 4 года назад +2

      Ty Barker you've earned it bro.

    • @nathanwilliams4005
      @nathanwilliams4005 4 года назад +2

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

  • @gabeputthoff2236
    @gabeputthoff2236 3 года назад +901

    “I don’t know. Arby’s is pretty cool”

    • @chefboiarby304
      @chefboiarby304 3 года назад +4

      Yep

    • @Scarlyt41
      @Scarlyt41 3 года назад +8

      best part it hurt how hard i was laughing.

    • @Ellenslife851
      @Ellenslife851 3 года назад +2

      I have a new found respect for Arby’s sense this guy

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 года назад +1

      "Arby's. It's pretty cool."

  • @FRNKNSTNmusic
    @FRNKNSTNmusic 3 года назад +497

    “Beige battering ram into the house that beef built”
    Wow.

  • @austinrobinson1946
    @austinrobinson1946 Год назад +153

    As an Arby's worker I quote this man daily

    • @kd3v1984
      @kd3v1984 11 месяцев назад

      that's fantastic 🤣

    • @robertheuer7670
      @robertheuer7670 10 месяцев назад +2

      makes me want to come work with you...also the og

    • @Dusther210
      @Dusther210 10 месяцев назад +5

      “I don’t know”

  • @michaeljoudeh1609
    @michaeljoudeh1609 4 года назад +2537

    How did you come up with this hilarious character? The “I dunno” is freakin classic...

    • @DrewskiTheLegend
      @DrewskiTheLegend 4 года назад +29

      ONLY BANGERS inc yes it was

    • @iscream2232
      @iscream2232 4 года назад +28

      inc. totally staged, the editing gives it away

    • @MrGuy-xq5uv
      @MrGuy-xq5uv 4 года назад +6

      @ONLY BANGERS inc it was green screened

    • @everymoviehero9248
      @everymoviehero9248 4 года назад +6

      He should follow it up with a "but it keeps me up at night"

    • @verdy6499
      @verdy6499 4 года назад

      Every Movie Hero Yes!

  • @harryrambo4564
    @harryrambo4564 6 лет назад +798

    Worlds greatest dungeon master

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 6 лет назад +6

      RIGHT!? I was thinking 'town cryer'(crier?) at Renaissance Fairs or D&D Dungeon Master. Homer Simpson was on of those in an episode, he had a bell, at the end they took the bell away because I think he stood up for Lisa and the town thought she was wrong about something...?

    • @azarilh2355
      @azarilh2355 5 лет назад +1

      He's reading a script, not improvising.

    • @samuelstalcup
      @samuelstalcup 5 лет назад +1

      I don't know

    • @blakedurston
      @blakedurston 5 лет назад +1

      Lol he’s a satanist

    • @Mephilis78
      @Mephilis78 5 лет назад

      @@blakedurston and?

  • @sickcallum123
    @sickcallum123 7 лет назад +805

    "The house that beef built"

  • @thaguy69
    @thaguy69 4 месяца назад +5

    8 years later and this is still one of my top 5 favorite RUclips videos

  • @collinmckeon107
    @collinmckeon107 3 года назад +1220

    Imagine getting hit by a car during a meal and on live tv the fast wood worker says you flew through the air like an astronaut searching for a cheeseburger

    • @nathanjones6638
      @nathanjones6638 3 года назад +90

      I hope that when I die, this man witnesses it and is compelled to eulogize me.

    • @jonathanzuckerberg8850
      @jonathanzuckerberg8850 3 года назад +24

      @@nathanjones6638 I don't think you'd have to ask this guy twice to start talking on camera

    • @jeremywarner899
      @jeremywarner899 3 года назад +7

      Classic beef and cheddar

    • @Anonymous-lq2bs
      @Anonymous-lq2bs 3 года назад +1

      Imagine being fat and not even being able to fit into the front door?

    • @zarajday
      @zarajday 3 года назад +2

      I’m sick and tired of these negative people who fill their hearts with hatred and hide inside of a steeple. Like, wake up, try not to suck 🙄

  • @ericmetzger7004
    @ericmetzger7004 7 лет назад +626

    "I don't know, Arby's is pretty cool" 😂

    • @Jimbodawg
      @Jimbodawg 7 лет назад +6

      Eric Metzger that's when i about lost it.

    • @ironmyno
      @ironmyno 7 лет назад +7

      So what if Ismell like roast beef?? This whole PLACE smells like roast beef !!
      ____ can't argue with him..

    • @Tesla_702
      @Tesla_702 7 лет назад

      hellfireansulfer except the Blt😂 or the Turkey Ranch and Bacon

    • @xXxSM0EKWE3DxXx
      @xXxSM0EKWE3DxXx 7 лет назад

      +hellfireansulfer i worked at arbys for a little bit, nothing was microwaved

    • @TheBrunswicksfinest
      @TheBrunswicksfinest 6 лет назад +1

      666 likes pin this comment

  • @thevideogamehunter3327
    @thevideogamehunter3327 4 года назад +1457

    This is why he’s not allowed to run the cash register

    • @adminspeer
      @adminspeer 3 года назад +4

      That’s funny

    • @Hamrik_Oswald
      @Hamrik_Oswald 3 года назад +3

      I'd rather him work the drive thru anyway.

    • @andreww3086
      @andreww3086 3 года назад +4

      I wasnt even supposed to be here today!

    • @kelperdude
      @kelperdude 3 года назад

      Or take orders.

    • @PossumMedic
      @PossumMedic 3 года назад +2

      are you kidding? With that much adderall coursing through his veins he runs the registers of three normal men!

  • @JuanSchwartz
    @JuanSchwartz Год назад +26

    Six years later and still gold! Loved this guy! Wish I could see more of him.

    • @josephvankirk6509
      @josephvankirk6509 Год назад +1

      Well onyx the movie was pretty great!

    • @busterhikney6936
      @busterhikney6936 11 месяцев назад

      Surely he's still there.

    • @Juntahh
      @Juntahh 9 месяцев назад

      I'm pretty sure he has a channel

    • @beeonthyme5760
      @beeonthyme5760 Месяц назад +1

      Amazon Prime has Onyx the Fortuitous Talisman of Souls showing right now August 2024.

    • @4amcripple
      @4amcripple Месяц назад

      This is his channel, so just click on it. And Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls is amazing!!!!

  • @dillonhamilton4402
    @dillonhamilton4402 5 лет назад +700

    So what if I smell like roast beef, this whole PLACE smells like roast beef!

    • @yorkshireroamers
      @yorkshireroamers 5 лет назад +1

      Have a great day

    • @mousepig
      @mousepig 5 лет назад

      amazing

    • @slum3947
      @slum3947 5 лет назад +1

      As long as the roast beef doesn't smell like fish you're doing really good

    • @astralhobo7404
      @astralhobo7404 5 лет назад +2

      @@yorkshireroamers because it's the house beef built

    • @pinheadlarry1019
      @pinheadlarry1019 5 лет назад

      he actually had a point if you think of it

  • @PKRL3322
    @PKRL3322 3 года назад +896

    "A look of elderly bloodlust spread across her wrinkled face, and it made me dare to think, perhaps this was no accident."

  • @MDW1101
    @MDW1101 6 лет назад +1549

    Make this guy a wwe manager asap.

    • @richardauthement3105
      @richardauthement3105 6 лет назад +21

      he'd probably be the new jim cornette. and that's not a bad thing.

    • @lewycrabtree8259
      @lewycrabtree8259 5 лет назад +10

      I could see a genius like gimmick. Or some similar extension

    • @TheDraven9119
      @TheDraven9119 5 лет назад +5

      He's a really funny RUclipsr. His Diablo 3 vid is hysterical

    • @desenagrator
      @desenagrator 5 лет назад +2

      You mean announcer?

    • @MDW1101
      @MDW1101 5 лет назад +5

      @@desenagrator No, I meant manager. Announcer wouldn't work they just intro people. Maybe commentator.

  • @johnmoser2689
    @johnmoser2689 10 месяцев назад +12

    The Dave Matthew's quote was awesome

  • @evane8534
    @evane8534 4 года назад +538

    The “I dunno”s juxtapose the amazing diction.

    • @devildnevercry
      @devildnevercry 4 года назад +6

      ...Arby's is pretty cool...

    • @yojon4905
      @yojon4905 4 года назад +2

      Learned a new word! Thanks

    • @elijahjakobsen7898
      @elijahjakobsen7898 3 года назад +1

      @@yojon4905 For me it's a word that literally makes me cringe every time I hear or read it, even when the definition of the word is so good. I have no idea why. Same with "Fiscal"

    • @mdelgado28
      @mdelgado28 3 года назад +1

      @Nick overhead capital.........

    • @annier844
      @annier844 3 года назад +1

      I know, it's as if his brain runs out of material and then catches up again.

  • @Oreos_and_Chill
    @Oreos_and_Chill 7 лет назад +1794

    When the interview is more interesting than the story...

  • @SirJeramiahT
    @SirJeramiahT 3 года назад +545

    He knows nothing and everything at the same time...
    We must protect this man at all costs

  • @randomjackson574
    @randomjackson574 10 месяцев назад +37

    i love reading the comments that everyone thinks this was a real on the spot interview. fantastic for sure, and totally made and edited by some very talented individuals.

    • @chinmeysway
      @chinmeysway 14 дней назад

      i love the dingus that has to merit themself above everyone else like some keystone historic figure holding together the walls of society holding them up again hurricanes of insincerity god what could happen if one just never, ever, ever had, such divine privilege, to know all that you my friend know in your heart of truth, your spleen and utter comedic slaughter.

    • @randomjackson574
      @randomjackson574 12 дней назад

      @@chinmeysway Dont really know what you just said there, but yeah, just keep your seatbelt on cause you could just fly off this planet any second.

  • @citizensguard3433
    @citizensguard3433 3 года назад +957

    I like the idea that he can’t speak normally and this is a character he created to help him get over social anxiety and a severe stuttering problem. Only when speaking as Dan Dreadborne can he articulate words proficiently.

    • @dylandualsport1462
      @dylandualsport1462 3 года назад +22

      I love this. Hahaha and you might just be right he cant talk normal to save his life

    • @dominicnarrations957
      @dominicnarrations957 3 года назад +37

      Id be his friend this dude seems raw af

    • @Redmayne152
      @Redmayne152 3 года назад +26

      I believe it's actually Dead Dreadmore

    • @Redmayne152
      @Redmayne152 3 года назад +2

      @@Shmooper_Dooper holy shit you're right that never clicked to me when I first read his comment

    • @citizensguard3433
      @citizensguard3433 3 года назад +9

      Wait... you guys know this is just a character right? Lol. That’s not how this guy really acts or speaks. Even the hair is a wig. Check his other videos.

  • @beardtrick
    @beardtrick 6 лет назад +788

    This guy is gifted

    • @williammurphy7278
      @williammurphy7278 6 лет назад +13

      Most of it is a Dave Mathews song called crash into me

    • @SPGRAMPA1
      @SPGRAMPA1 6 лет назад

      Dough Boy Be real!

    • @jaketurnbull4893
      @jaketurnbull4893 6 лет назад +1

      cjhyde78 more than likely as you’re a parasite

    • @Re-tf8qf
      @Re-tf8qf 6 лет назад +4

      @cjhyde78 your grammar is fucking terrible you little bellend

    • @beefnacos6258
      @beefnacos6258 6 лет назад

      Dude that's not hard to do

  • @general8284
    @general8284 8 лет назад +1252

    This guy is seriously talented. Someone needs to pay him alot of money!

    • @smirkingthanos7663
      @smirkingthanos7663 8 лет назад +18

      i dunno

    • @Minencraftawsomefase
      @Minencraftawsomefase 8 лет назад +41

      arby's is pretty cool

    • @hejusttookyourspork6911
      @hejusttookyourspork6911 8 лет назад +33

      He should be the guy who starts the bids at auctions he'd be great

    • @naterally2176
      @naterally2176 7 лет назад

      Adam Richardson i was gonna like the comment but i will leave it at 777 jackpot baby

    • @richie543ify
      @richie543ify 7 лет назад +4

      Adam Richardson or we could stop paying​ people who only entertain, and use the money for more important things.

  • @dangeraardvark
    @dangeraardvark Год назад +32

    He laid down more lore in one interview than in the entire lotr saga

  • @army764
    @army764 6 лет назад +302

    “The house that beef built”
    Brilliant.

  • @Cgep96
    @Cgep96 5 лет назад +511

    “Whos only objective was to obtain a beef and cheddar classic”

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 5 лет назад +6

      ..... the house that beef built ....

    • @XDarksoulX1129
      @XDarksoulX1129 5 лет назад +2

      I read this as I heard it

    • @infotechsailor
      @infotechsailor 4 года назад +3

      "And return home to Kathleen quinland by sundown."

    • @patrickswayyze
      @patrickswayyze 4 года назад

      The house that aj styles built

    • @yourface3154
      @yourface3154 4 года назад

      Except they don't know what cheddar is at my location, or extra meat, fgts.

  • @portlandgoose4727
    @portlandgoose4727 4 года назад +908

    *RUclips Algorithm* : "It's been 3 years......the time is now. RELEASE THE ARBYS MAN, UNLEASH DEAD DREDMORE UPON THIS UNSUSPECTING REALM"

  • @magneticfishingmadness
    @magneticfishingmadness 10 месяцев назад +9

    I swear... I'll never be able to read another poem in peace without hearing this guys voice reading it to me...

  • @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks
    @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks 3 года назад +210

    "This whole PLACE smells like roast beef." 😂🤣

    • @voodoodudu2547
      @voodoodudu2547 3 года назад +1

      It made me incredibly happy when he said that 😂🤣

  • @Onyyyxx
    @Onyyyxx 4 года назад +811

    “Beige battering ram into the house that beef built”

    • @Flowfighter1
      @Flowfighter1 3 года назад +13

      My favorite quote of his whole spiel

    • @wesmantooth5908
      @wesmantooth5908 3 года назад +12

      Damn that sounds sexy when a woman says it

    • @DJD-Steele
      @DJD-Steele 3 года назад +1

      I want that on my epitaph to troll the living.

    • @big_slime8419
      @big_slime8419 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshgalloway3199
      @joshgalloway3199 3 года назад

      That's what she said

  • @vijaynair2403
    @vijaynair2403 3 года назад +595

    I really wanna see what Shift Manager Masha’s judgmental emerald eyes looks like.

    • @BasedWop
      @BasedWop 3 года назад +31

      I need her to look down on me with those emerald eyes like the trash that I am

    • @doesnotexist305
      @doesnotexist305 3 года назад +9

      They look judgmental

    • @JaqenHghar.
      @JaqenHghar. 7 месяцев назад

      Sounds kind hot

  • @gideonwhite7267
    @gideonwhite7267 Год назад +6

    They should hire him on the news crew. Imagine him as a news reporter. He could make even the boring stuff sound intense.

  • @AngelSaintCloud
    @AngelSaintCloud 4 года назад +290

    When he said "I don't know" I felt that. 😔

    • @WRA1TH.
      @WRA1TH. 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @meat-hook
      @meat-hook 4 года назад +2

      I don't know either, bud. I could use a supportive embrace.

    • @GODbckwrds1102
      @GODbckwrds1102 4 года назад +1

      You mean "i dunno"?

  • @martinramirez6050
    @martinramirez6050 7 лет назад +750

    THIS MAN NEEDS TO BRING ME WORLD NEWS EVERY MORNING

  • @Jdabomb93
    @Jdabomb93 4 года назад +642

    “I’ll have what he’s having...”

  • @rikimarizard
    @rikimarizard Год назад +11

    This guy was in a video from E3 11 years ago and is so intense about method acting that he worked at Arby’s for the next few years just for us to have this moment

    • @sirfizz6518
      @sirfizz6518 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @emsea1658
      @emsea1658 9 месяцев назад +5

      as soon he started saying "I don't know" i knew id seen this guy before

  • @jamesr8738
    @jamesr8738 3 года назад +2387

    That was good for 3 minutes, but could you imagine an 8 hour shift with this guy?

    • @ThePastyprince
      @ThePastyprince 3 года назад +246

      Hell yeah I can

    • @ThePastyprince
      @ThePastyprince 3 года назад +369

      Working with this guy means you'll never have a bland day, this guy seems like he never says the same thing twice, so it'll be very interesting

    • @cullenrocks7738
      @cullenrocks7738 3 года назад +112

      I don’t know

    • @voodoodudu2547
      @voodoodudu2547 3 года назад +148

      He would be the only reason I would even want to show up to work at a fast food restaurant.

    • @Jacob-bj2ps
      @Jacob-bj2ps 3 года назад +53

      Bro me and him would be 10 times the crazy id join in on it right away cuz i dunno we arby boyz pretty cool

  • @lucastickney7939
    @lucastickney7939 5 лет назад +320

    He just went from demonic possession to quoting Dave Matthews band in like 30 seconds of run on sentence. I want this man to run for president.

    • @5316north6
      @5316north6 5 лет назад +3

      Luca Stickney I litterally saw this same guy in another interview with the satanic church or cult

    • @stefanalexanderlungu1503
      @stefanalexanderlungu1503 5 лет назад +4

      This is like Trump at 500% speed

    • @Bobby-sp8ld
      @Bobby-sp8ld 5 лет назад +1

      Nah he a furry

    • @TheOwl22
      @TheOwl22 5 лет назад

      @@5316north6 Actually, he was never interviewed by WXYZ and WDIV.

    • @caseysmith2416
      @caseysmith2416 4 года назад

      Well ur wish came true .. This is our president

  • @waloacme
    @waloacme 6 лет назад +881

    Poetry isn't completely dead... I dunno

  • @peterpeterson4800
    @peterpeterson4800 Год назад +6

    "Leathery wings, charred like brisket."
    This guy is phenomenal!

  • @apollogram6611
    @apollogram6611 5 лет назад +1149

    Am I the only one laughing each time he says “I don’t know”

  • @iviaverick52
    @iviaverick52 4 года назад +755

    "THIS WHOLE PLACE SMELLS LIKE ROAST BEEF!"

  • @PKRL3322
    @PKRL3322 3 года назад +234

    2:38 "I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal. Crash into me, crash into meeee!" LMAO.

    • @Jacob-bj2ps
      @Jacob-bj2ps 3 года назад +13

      I dunno

    • @PKRL3322
      @PKRL3322 3 года назад +9

      @@Jacob-bj2ps Arby's is pretty cool.

    • @JohnSmith-be5py
      @JohnSmith-be5py 3 года назад +4

      I just happened to read this exactly when he was saying it 🤣

    • @callaghanbrakepads6823
      @callaghanbrakepads6823 3 года назад +7

      I wonder if Dave Matthews has ever seen this?

    • @paulflores7322
      @paulflores7322 2 года назад +2

      This is the most important lyric of the past 100 years so he nailed it.

  • @callenoptimal9043
    @callenoptimal9043 Год назад +2

    I couldn’t keep up with his dialogue before, but he’s raving about dnb from 96’. I’m hella with it now

  • @porkbeast3000
    @porkbeast3000 3 года назад +171

    "Compelled to steer her beige battering ram into the house that beef built". Absolutely incredible

    • @catluva74
      @catluva74 3 года назад

      I started reading your comment I split second before he said it.

    • @TrevorLahey3
      @TrevorLahey3 3 года назад

      It’s not a tuummaaaaa

  • @lilyteal500
    @lilyteal500 5 лет назад +654

    i work at arbys and lemme tell ya, yes, this breed of person does exist

    • @sellinsizzurp
      @sellinsizzurp 5 лет назад +7

      arbys is gooooooddd

    • @kavakahn9387
      @kavakahn9387 5 лет назад

      It's that good, huh?

    • @paulerd9961
      @paulerd9961 5 лет назад +4

      I've known a person like this while working there.

    • @illimited2
      @illimited2 5 лет назад +1

      I dont know.

    • @perezidente1
      @perezidente1 5 лет назад +12

      Man, if beef n cheddars can expand your consciousness this much. I need to consume more. It's like the spice melange apparently.

  • @TechMan042
    @TechMan042 4 года назад +4082

    He’s gonna get a “random” drug test tomorrow

  • @bune-kwai
    @bune-kwai 9 месяцев назад +3

    When your Dungeon Master has a day job. 😂🧙🏻‍♂️

  • @Element-tu8jw
    @Element-tu8jw 4 года назад +374

    Every fast food kitchen everywhere has a guy like this. If you’re lucky, you’ll come in on his shift.

    • @andrewmaize203
      @andrewmaize203 4 года назад +6

      Bro you not lying

    • @RoachDoggJr2112
      @RoachDoggJr2112 4 года назад +4

      This guy is basically just my manager.

    • @MattyIceOn2Wheels
      @MattyIceOn2Wheels 4 года назад +3

      bruh i work with a guy like this

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 4 года назад +7

      Lol, the prep guy when I worked at hardees was like this, minus the eloquence. He'd be sweeping the floor, the owner could ask him a question, the mumbling would continue, and all we could make out was 'Who's your daddy?'

    • @DadaistTheater
      @DadaistTheater 4 года назад +3

      I'm that guy lmao

  • @audioa41
    @audioa41 7 лет назад +357

    “I don’t know! Arby’s is pretty cool.”

  • @tonepoet
    @tonepoet 7 лет назад +353

    I never listen to audio books, but if you did one, I swear to God I'd make it my life's mission to make it a bestseller.

    • @atrocious_pr0xy
      @atrocious_pr0xy 7 лет назад +12

      Definitely one of most well-spoken people I've seen.

    • @hzjake
      @hzjake 5 лет назад

      I DUNNO

  • @srv2217
    @srv2217 Месяц назад +1

    "LOOSED!" kills me EVERY TIME 🤣😂🤣

  • @randyp2882
    @randyp2882 4 года назад +1341

    He looks like a fat Tom Cruise. Where did this guy come from? Random gem of the week here. If that is all improvised he is probably a genius.

    • @sirspammington6648
      @sirspammington6648 4 года назад +36

      It is a character, check out the uploading channel

    • @randyp2882
      @randyp2882 4 года назад +4

      @@sirspammington6648 I saw that afterwards xD but the first video ever this one threw me off!

    • @thegodfather1907
      @thegodfather1907 4 года назад +2

      I agree

    • @crazypizzaman
      @crazypizzaman 4 года назад +11

      The guys not even that big.

    • @randyp2882
      @randyp2882 4 года назад +7

      @@crazypizzaman yeah he is a regular size guy with an enlarged tom cruise head then,you happy? xD

  • @gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489
    @gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489 5 лет назад +412

    “This whole place smells like roast beef”

  • @nate654
    @nate654 17 дней назад +1

    I can't believe they made a movie based on this character. Bloody brilliant.

  • @TheCustomEverythingChannel
    @TheCustomEverythingChannel 7 лет назад +1998

    Well now we all know the reincarnation of William Shakespeare

    • @jigglewiggle6757
      @jigglewiggle6757 7 лет назад +6

      The Custom Ranger Channel lol

    • @kbhalacy
      @kbhalacy 7 лет назад +8

      Or Charles Manson...kidding kidding!

    • @hampter2592
      @hampter2592 6 лет назад +14

      holy fuck lmao
      i donno arbyspretty cool

    • @FolkLaurr
      @FolkLaurr 6 лет назад +3

      More like William Shatner

    • @GameOver-zf9if
      @GameOver-zf9if 6 лет назад +1

      Lolololol

  • @cwasson68
    @cwasson68 5 лет назад +1598

    It's as if cocaine and DnD had a baby

  • @fadxda3226
    @fadxda3226 7 лет назад +711

    a look of elderly bloodlust I lost my s***

  • @damienladrig1650
    @damienladrig1650 Месяц назад +1

    Wow, I just watched your movie. You've taken that charecter real far. Always happy to see a fellow michigander make it. The movie is actually pretty good.

  • @EightJane
    @EightJane 5 лет назад +395

    I'm the king of the castle
    You're a dirty rascal
    Crash into me
    Crassh into mee

    • @EasyMac02
      @EasyMac02 5 лет назад +6

      Eight Jane Dave Matthews, this guy is a legend and deserves a raise lol

    • @EightJane
      @EightJane 5 лет назад

      @@EasyMac02 yea he do

    • @nukeproductions7927
      @nukeproductions7927 4 года назад

      Wow, r u tripping billies rn😂

    • @terrynncarter9951
      @terrynncarter9951 4 года назад

      *puffs breath* idk....... arby's is pretty cool

    • @BigHotSauceBoss69
      @BigHotSauceBoss69 4 года назад

      "Turns out it was just a disoriented old lady in a champagne colored Toyota Avalon, CRASHING into my WORLD like DMB circa 1996"

  • @DEATHANDSADDNESS
    @DEATHANDSADDNESS 7 лет назад +147

    This guy as D&D master.

    • @domdelaweeds677
      @domdelaweeds677 7 лет назад

      and a master of magic: the gathering and air guitar

    • @SatanIsSextingMe
      @SatanIsSextingMe 7 лет назад

      he would transform a game into performance art

  • @adamdd09
    @adamdd09 4 года назад +1227

    Some people want Morgan Freeman to narrate their life. I however...

  • @Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred
    @Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred Год назад +20

    He seems like the kind of guy that is an actual genius, but just can’t bear to make time to deal with anything except menial tasks that allow him to think about whatever he pleases

    • @TheCompdept
      @TheCompdept Год назад +1

      He's not doing improv on camera lol he took footage he sold on TV, came up with a script, recorded himself doing it and then edited it in and posted it on RUclips. That doesn't mean he's not funny but you do realize he didn't just come up with this shit on TV, right? Lol

    • @johne2404
      @johne2404 Год назад

      ​@@TheCompdeptpretty sure they are just commenting on the character he wrote...

    • @TheCompdept
      @TheCompdept Год назад +2

      @@johne2404 How optimistic of you. That is one of the possibilities... But that's maybe 1% of these comments, if that.

    • @TheCompdept
      @TheCompdept Год назад +1

      @@johne2404 oh I'm sorry did I interrupt you. I mean you did put "..." Like you were going to finish your thought but then.... Didn't.

    • @salazam
      @salazam 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheCompdept Bro. Some people just want to believe in Santa Claus. That doesn't make them dumb or gullible....
      ...
      ..
      .
      SIKE!

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox 6 лет назад +973

    *I've been waiting all my career for this moment.*

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack 6 лет назад +7

      I'd hire him for my wrestling organization.

  • @sneakyzebra
    @sneakyzebra 8 лет назад +5183

    I think I want you to narrat events in my life.

    • @p00pie
      @p00pie 8 лет назад +4

      +Sneaky Zebra incoming "LE SNEAKY ZERBRA LE OMG I WATCH UR CHANNEL U LIKE THIS VIDEO TOO?!?"

    • @tommyp8920
      @tommyp8920 7 лет назад +2

      Sneaky Zebra I second that

    • @Joey-zz3vu
      @Joey-zz3vu 7 лет назад +17

      *Narrate

    • @drewbridger
      @drewbridger 6 лет назад +5

      Agreed. This would be the best Blu-Ray commentary ever.

    • @RyzawaVT
      @RyzawaVT 6 лет назад

      LE SNEAKY ZERBRA LE OMG I WATCH UR CHANNEL U LIKE THIS VIDEO TOO?!?

  • @DrummerComplex
    @DrummerComplex 5 лет назад +147

    “Wings charred like brisket” - a modern Arby’s Icarus

    • @chrisvera2348
      @chrisvera2348 4 года назад +1

      Flew too close to the sun on the wing's of pastrami....

  • @JothanGurr
    @JothanGurr Год назад +3

    ALL HAIL ONYX!!!! This might be my favorite news segment ever and I live in terror of the Dread Masha

  • @johnsimmons4743
    @johnsimmons4743 4 года назад +391

    Took me watching this several times to realize hes quoting "crash" by dave Matthews. Which is hilarious

    • @ronarmitage533
      @ronarmitage533 4 года назад +17

      Into you're heart I'll beat again.

    • @texasguy5377
      @texasguy5377 4 года назад +6

      That's not so bad I just realized it by reading this comment

    • @texasguy5377
      @texasguy5377 4 года назад +2

      @@ronarmitage533 that dude's hilarious lol

    • @texasguy5377
      @texasguy5377 4 года назад

      @Juggled Lotus just the first part i think im not huge into dave matthews band

    • @kylehughes6324
      @kylehughes6324 4 года назад

      Several times

  • @iby914
    @iby914 6 лет назад +247

    He's so poetic and deep.

  • @brandonedward93
    @brandonedward93 7 лет назад +747

    this is what happens when coke and creative writing classes​ mix

    • @carson535
      @carson535 7 лет назад

      Brandon Thornton great comment

    • @ItinerantIntrovert
      @ItinerantIntrovert 7 лет назад

      CarsonAu thanks :)

    • @kthibsoccer
      @kthibsoccer 7 лет назад +1

      Brandon Thornton I drank coke every day in my creative writing class and I could never do that.

    • @amwitadollasign79
      @amwitadollasign79 7 лет назад +2

      Brandon Thornton haha I can actually relate to that

    • @DollaryDooz
      @DollaryDooz 7 лет назад +1

      Brandon Thornton 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Devil-Made
    @Devil-Made 10 месяцев назад +12

    People who think this guy was a real employee and this was a real newscast probably think Arbys uses real beef! 😂😂😂

  • @AlejandroOdom
    @AlejandroOdom 6 лет назад +423

    “So what if I smell like roast beef? This whole place smells like roast beef!” DYING XD

    • @sarasweetness919
      @sarasweetness919 6 лет назад +7

      Moose Odom I fell over at that 😂😂😂😂 and the judging emerald eyes 😂😂😂

    • @AngelinaParker
      @AngelinaParker 6 лет назад +3

      Moose Odom I work at Arby's and it's true. I come home saying "I smell like beef" like that kid in that vine sometimes.

  • @ANYTHING5ful
    @ANYTHING5ful 8 лет назад +184

    "I'm the king of the castle and you're a dirty rascal crash into me crash into me!"

  • @MrReganomics1
    @MrReganomics1 8 лет назад +88

    "this whole place smells like roast beef " lmao classic.. I live in royal oak and there have been people literally going to arbys in the hopes of having council with Onyx The Fortuitous

    • @BowserVids
      @BowserVids  8 лет назад +21

      +MrReganomics1 Haha!

    • @dmxdxl
      @dmxdxl 8 лет назад +1

      +MrReganomics1 I've actually watched this video like 20 times now, this dude is hilarious...

  • @northuniverse
    @northuniverse Год назад +3

    This guy should make a movie.