@@Jacobtheunwise yea our groundskeeper was cool as, he even set up sprinklers in summer n let us run through em. Kinda like bus drivers, it’s can be a thankless job.
@@TyroneOne nah he was sick n it was an automatic sprinkler system n it was during one of the hottest days in the summer. So he wouldn’t really “let us play in it” so much as he wouldn’t tell us off. Buuuut our school was super “progressive” for lack of a better word, we didn’t even have bells, students were expect to arrive on time. We also set up a student breakfast and eventually a lunch program, so people wouldn’t rock up to school hungry. I don’t know if you would remember, but it was during one of the hottest weeks in 2016, when it peak at like 45C. But our care taker was mint, he even explained the different kinds of grass and why aussie grass is the hardiest. Good times.
Our high school grounds keeper was like a school icon. He would occasionally speak at our assemblys. The school introduced a scheme to help get the students to properly dispose of their rubbish and it was basically 'do it for the grounds keeper', and it worked - since the students respected him.
This is scarily true. The amount of groundskeepers that walk past while we're talking about the most fucked up shit and don't say a word is insane. I've never heard them speak.
lol Speaking to students would involve too much paperwork to the school and your boss... And you thought the students were ignorant self-involved spoilt brats...
They're basically not supposed to engage. All sorts of legal reasons. Having a contract and a working with children certification which involves background checks etc. Just not worth the hassle. One misplaced word or interaction and its gone from cold soil and mulch right into hot water.
Our groundskeeper 'Gavin' was known and beloved by literally every student. He never narcd on the kids smoking behind the library. He was now and then asked to be assistant coach to the cricket team. He even came on multiple year 13 P.E trips like kayak trip and he even basically taught us when we had to do golf as an actual internal p.e exam (every single p.e exam in NZ is internal) Dudes still there as far as i know and is a school legend.
This a perfect critique of the social differences in Oz. Part humerous, part hauntingly true. Let's hope it opens our eyes that we as Aussies are all one, no matter what race, creed, religion. Thank you and especially to the landscapers that keep Australia beautiful! ❤️
Im in AU. When I was in primary school my mum, a teacher at the school, was briefly married to the groundskeeper and he was exactly like this. His house backed on to the school so he was always there. Deadset exactly the same personality, or lack of, as this one
Groundskeeper at the school I work at lives in this tiny, dark, dingy room that's attached to the school hall. The door looks like it's from the middle ages and you barely see the guy. To communicate with him you have to write in his job book at the front office. Every job you give him seems to irritate him to no end as well. Even if it's as simple as 'unlock the shed door please'. He's also 'away' half the time, not like you'd know it anyway.
I dont get this video lol. Every highschool i went to the groundskeeper was well known an loved more than the teachers. Once i got caught wagging by him an he took me to the store room to smoke bongs 🤣
When you think about it....his got a point lol I remember seeing our groundskeeper, always wearing shorts no matter how cold it was, cant say I ever heard him talk, he always looked serious and grumpy lol
My mate who was a groundskeeper will so relate to this. And yes...in the five schools I went to no-one ever noticed the groundskeeper. It was like there was this hazy shroud around them...magical fae fairy dust from the elves and gnomes that surrounded them. A kind of natural 'Glamour' if you like.
The groundskeeper at my school was great, used to chat with students, pull pranks on teachers and students with the help of other students, sing and read poetry, and even used to smoke a couple billies down by the smoking tree. He was a great lad!
My highchool's groundskeeper was nothing like that. He talked to students, won a state award for teaching despite not being a teacher, played drums in the school band, worked with the disability unit kids and started a program where students could water pot plants in exchange for canteen vouchers. And the guy before him retired by giving a massive Elvis impersonator show to the school at a general assembly as well as showing up in an inflatable dinghy when the school got flooded so that he could keep working. Aussie Groundskeepers are where it's at.
I had a pretty cool grounds keeper at my high school. He'd chat to us and swear like a sailor, giving no fucks. Sometimes he'd fill in as a substitute teacher, and he was the most laid back teacher you could imagine. I don't think he was qualified to even say hello to a student, though. He'd let us do anything we wanted short of murder for the whole period. Good times.
My groundskeeper would sign all our late slips everything proper clutched up every time. Last day of school got a vid from my mate sinking cans in his shed/office 😂
One of our schools grounds keeper was the principal's husband who was on house arrest in a house on school property after he tried to bribe a witness in his sons courtcase
@@dbzawsm The video "Aussie Justice System is A Joke" had it's ending shortened. I remember extra lines of dialogue. I think there was another few that had the end cut off too but I can't remember which ones they are.
I was a school workman for 23 years. I challenged a school leader over an issue. In order to cover up the school leaders placed a written false report in my file claiming I was schitzophrenic and had imagined it. I offered to go around the school pointing to things and naming them and none would be imaginary. The only imaginary thing would be what they didn't want to be known.
The only unrealistic thing about the video is the student talking to him 😂
At my school everyone loved him an he would take students out of class to help him sometimes it was lit lol
@@Jacobtheunwise yea our groundskeeper was cool as, he even set up sprinklers in summer n let us run through em. Kinda like bus drivers, it’s can be a thankless job.
@@TyroneOne nah he was sick n it was an automatic sprinkler system n it was during one of the hottest days in the summer. So he wouldn’t really “let us play in it” so much as he wouldn’t tell us off. Buuuut our school was super “progressive” for lack of a better word, we didn’t even have bells, students were expect to arrive on time. We also set up a student breakfast and eventually a lunch program, so people wouldn’t rock up to school hungry. I don’t know if you would remember, but it was during one of the hottest weeks in 2016, when it peak at like 45C. But our care taker was mint, he even explained the different kinds of grass and why aussie grass is the hardiest. Good times.
Our high school grounds keeper was like a school icon. He would occasionally speak at our assemblys. The school introduced a scheme to help get the students to properly dispose of their rubbish and it was basically 'do it for the grounds keeper', and it worked - since the students respected him.
It’s like he doesn’t age. He looks as young as he did 5 years ago but I’ve aged 15 years in the same time.
maybe he filmed this a while ago so its not currently how he lookks
Low stress lifestyle
My old groundskeeper looked 75 from 2012-2018
The meth, alcohol and ketamine keeps ya young.
ikr, its like those drugs hes been taking are affecting you instead of him
This is scarily true.
The amount of groundskeepers that walk past while we're talking about the most fucked up shit and don't say a word is insane. I've never heard them speak.
“fucked up shit”
omg did you hear jessica lost her tampon in the girls toilet hihihihihi
We speak
lol Speaking to students would involve too much paperwork to the school and your boss...
And you thought the students were ignorant self-involved spoilt brats...
@@bollydien2407 we hung a sixth grader by his belt once
They're basically not supposed to engage. All sorts of legal reasons. Having a contract and a working with children certification which involves background checks etc. Just not worth the hassle. One misplaced word or interaction and its gone from cold soil and mulch right into hot water.
Our groundskeeper 'Gavin' was known and beloved by literally every student. He never narcd on the kids smoking behind the library. He was now and then asked to be assistant coach to the cricket team. He even came on multiple year 13 P.E trips like kayak trip and he even basically taught us when we had to do golf as an actual internal p.e exam (every single p.e exam in NZ is internal) Dudes still there as far as i know and is a school legend.
I feel like most groundskeepers were like this. Think shooter needs to get off the coke its getting to him
What school? CHS had a legend groundskeeper too!
@@callumbailey6159 Dilworth in Auckland. The one with all the recent scandals :(
I’m a groundskeeper and it’s a piss easy job, I spend most of the day watching women’s athletics, the triple jump is my favourite
You farken perv. I love it.
And of course you don't mention this on your 'working with children' certification 😄
Shooter is like a comet that only shoots across the sky every 23 thousand years but it's good when it comes 👌
True. I’d almost written him off but this is pretty brilliant.
I left school only to go back to as a groundskeeper, best job I ever had
In primary school, we had a groundskeeper called Mr. Gardiner. He was a nice guy, but the irony wasn't lost on us.
What?
@@HenryTheBoilermaker3rdYear his name was Gardiner and he was a gardener
WCPS?
Thats not what irony is
@@jaredjones2443 It's destiny.
This a perfect critique of the social differences in Oz. Part humerous, part hauntingly true. Let's hope it opens our eyes that we as Aussies are all one, no matter what race, creed, religion. Thank you and especially to the landscapers that keep Australia beautiful! ❤️
If anyone is Australian then no one is Australian.
Groundskeeper at my school kills pigeons and chucks em in the bin 😳
Lauries?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When’s the cowdonie community fair?
I second that
“Ya Inda ‘ard drugs?
The 5th Saturday of every month
@@ehpunka glass pipes walking out the door
This event will not go ahead. We'll see ya there!
Im in AU. When I was in primary school my mum, a teacher at the school, was briefly married to the groundskeeper and he was exactly like this. His house backed on to the school so he was always there. Deadset exactly the same personality, or lack of, as this one
How did he get her lmao
@@bp4816 Probably looks
Groundskeeper at the school I work at lives in this tiny, dark, dingy room that's attached to the school hall. The door looks like it's from the middle ages and you barely see the guy. To communicate with him you have to write in his job book at the front office.
Every job you give him seems to irritate him to no end as well. Even if it's as simple as 'unlock the shed door please'. He's also 'away' half the time, not like you'd know it anyway.
It goes without saying kids, DON'T drink jungle juice!
We'd trade ours weed for booze. He liked all us metalheads and hated the silver spoon kids.
I dont get this video lol. Every highschool i went to the groundskeeper was well known an loved more than the teachers. Once i got caught wagging by him an he took me to the store room to smoke bongs 🤣
@@Jacobtheunwise lol
yea the tatachilla uniform, I remember meeting this guy at the willunga servo after wagging class absolute legend
When you think about it....his got a point lol
I remember seeing our groundskeeper, always wearing shorts no matter how cold it was, cant say I ever heard him talk, he always looked serious and grumpy lol
Our one would pull a cheeky and leave the side door open for us to sneak out and wag 🙌😆
Fucking legend, you were blessed mate
ours would just let us out and say the students are helping, 1 or 2 at a time tho otherwise the teacher would notice
My mate who was a groundskeeper will so relate to this. And yes...in the five schools I went to no-one ever noticed the groundskeeper. It was like there was this hazy shroud around them...magical fae fairy dust from the elves and gnomes that surrounded them. A kind of natural 'Glamour' if you like.
im just shiocked shooter can still pull of a high school kid
He looks like he’s pulled off a few before
@@mattroome123 yessss Matt!
The haircut is on point too
Our groundskeepers just chew tobacco and glare at us
So true, i never saw anyone acknowledge our grounds keeper
What a specimen!
The groundskeeper at my school was great, used to chat with students, pull pranks on teachers and students with the help of other students, sing and read poetry, and even used to smoke a couple billies down by the smoking tree. He was a great lad!
My highchool's groundskeeper was nothing like that. He talked to students, won a state award for teaching despite not being a teacher, played drums in the school band, worked with the disability unit kids and started a program where students could water pot plants in exchange for canteen vouchers. And the guy before him retired by giving a massive Elvis impersonator show to the school at a general assembly as well as showing up in an inflatable dinghy when the school got flooded so that he could keep working. Aussie Groundskeepers are where it's at.
The best nodding acting of all time.
"Im Planting trees for the wetlands"
Hilarious
I love the asbestos line. It's so unrealistic, but plausible, it works.
My primary groundskeeper was an absolute lad great bloke, war vet and fucking oath nothing could kill him bloke was still gardening in his 70s
Groundskeepers have a name. Its HEY MISTA
Can confirm, did that shit for 4 fucking years
This was very good
No one respected the groundskeeper at my high school, but to be fair he was a power tripper and a prick to most people
Holy fuck this is so true, just all the nodding omfg
Yeah nah up here in Townsville we respect out grounds keeper. We love you Lenny Kirwan gang
Every School Groundskeeper
Legend in top form, cheers for another laugh mate !
I had a pretty cool grounds keeper at my high school. He'd chat to us and swear like a sailor, giving no fucks. Sometimes he'd fill in as a substitute teacher, and he was the most laid back teacher you could imagine. I don't think he was qualified to even say hello to a student, though. He'd let us do anything we wanted short of murder for the whole period. Good times.
i prefer the term horticulturalist thanks
The groundskeeper at my school actually was a vietnam veteran 😂
Pretty accurate 🤣
i love the sound of traffic , literally all id hear when i was out of class
My groundskeeper would sign all our late slips everything proper clutched up every time. Last day of school got a vid from my mate sinking cans in his shed/office 😂
One of our schools grounds keeper was the principal's husband who was on house arrest in a house on school property after he tried to bribe a witness in his sons courtcase
Anyone else notice the video has been shortened. The original ending has been cut out, including the bit with the Jungle Juice.
I've noticed it with a bunch of other shooter videos too. Strange.
@@FrankieTeardrop1998 Really? Which ones have you seen shortened?
@@dbzawsm The video "Aussie Justice System is A Joke" had it's ending shortened. I remember extra lines of dialogue. I think there was another few that had the end cut off too but I can't remember which ones they are.
I was a school workman for 23 years. I challenged a school leader over an issue. In order to cover up the school leaders placed a written false report in my file claiming I was schitzophrenic and had imagined it. I offered to go around the school pointing to things and naming them and none would be imaginary. The only imaginary thing would be what they didn't want to be known.
This is pretty accurate ngl
Good to see you back!
ooooh la dee da mr private school
My groundskeeper was missing a finger from woodwork
That's a sick haircut I'm going to grow a mullet too
Groundman Greg is a beast
I swear this video ended with him giving him jungle juice
THE MAN IS BACK
Love this guy
Props to groundskeepers end of recess trash everywhere start of lunch, trash gone
wtf was that mate lol
clever one again mate
This is one of the most unrelatable videos ever 😂 we used to always say hi to him in high school and he was super friendly we all liked him.
Good to see ya back shootzy
We all have any to say this but we won’t do it in front of people
Still has the tat blazer, what a legend
103 School groundskeepers must have watched this video!?
What happened to the end of the video? It cuts off early!
ahahah the fact frenchy or sangaatack follows him
Out groundskeeper is named blue, no clue how he got the nickname but he did, and noone really talks to him, but he's seen as a really nice guy
We never had one at my school both
Every time you upload I feel old, as I recall the time that’s flown by since the last upload.
Bruh my groundskeeper in primary school was cool, we used to shit talk all the crap teachers
Can confirm, am a Groundskeeper
Real question is we'rez Ben cousins
Oh no you went to Tat
Shoutout to America for just not having groundskeepers, we have janitors and then hire landscape companies for the dirty stuff
Amazing
My groundskeeper killed a one legged pigeon and gets harassed by the children. The other one is a wrangler that everyone loves
banging mullet
I'm watching this in school
Hopefully my English teacher doesn't see
legend
Willie. His name is Willie.
Been to four different high schools and not even kidding i don’t think even one actually had a grounds keeper
Mightve done, not really sure tbh
Every school has atleast one lol. Who do you think takes care of the school
Nailed it
My sister went to the school of that blazer Alex had on
Fuckin Tatachilla...
I love you Alex
If I had $1 for everytime I drank me some redheads on the job I'd have more money that a school groundskeeper....
my school groundsman killed a pigeon by shoving it in a bin once
The fact you're still uploading but haven't uploaded the sheets for Musical Drug Dealer hurts my soul.
fuck, when he drank the amyl I died
Why is that bit not in it
Hahaha that was so good 🤙
what happened to the jungle juice bit?
Aye
No shortage of shit father's out there.
We have a grounds keeper name steve
What happened to your Instagram page shoots?
Bro, i havnt ****** in 8 days and i fell weird. Didnt know who talk to about this so i just reckon i leave here for someone to read this. #FreeMySp***
Wait what happened to his ole IG?
Ok so shooter has stopped doing comedy now ?
oi nah me mate bought a fwarking cameo, didn’t get one from ya :( cut as
was me bloody birfday too
This is abusively funny..
Willy
What happend to your instagram?