5:05 this has to be my absolute favorite oneyplays moment. the way chris gives up halfway through out of frustration into complaining about the bit is so real and hilarious
@@arealhuman826 Nah, they were taking the piss out of a games journalist who couldn't make it past the cylinder, despite there being clear instructions on what to do. Then they pretend to fight each other until they accidentally glitch past the obstacle. Mad respect to Julian for not laughing throughout the whole thing.
Lyle, Zach, and Chris have some pretty great chemistry as well. While I prefer DD and Julien I don't think they're better. They're both great in different ways. Chris overall a supreme being that should run for president in 2024
@Enni565 of course its a joke. you didnt see the whole video. The ending has them cracking up into tears when chris accidentally glitches through the cylinder.
Every time I hear it; I cannot believe that pizza story. That place kept the horrible employee, who then remembered his customers MONTHS later? Nah, that ain't gonna fly lol
The entire story makes me mad. Seriously i wouldve called the place in front of the guy and told them I wasnt gonna pay and that hes coming back with his tainted pizza. Like yeah hes a shithead but damn you do not send the same guy to a number and address you already got a complaint about him from, thats just negligent and disrespectful
And tbh if stuff like that happens to you just transcribe the entire story onto google reviews and give one star, they actually care about shit like that
I actually had a similar terrible experience!!! (Minus the getting sick part) This story is a little long but shit like this really does happen. It goes to show delivery drivers are just random people that could be drunk or fucked up or having a really shitty day or just plain weird. I got the shittiest punk kid that delivered my Papa Johns probably about a year and a half ago. It got there in good time and all, but half of the cheese and sauce was all on one side of BOTH pizzas (it was fucking obvious he dropped the carrier on its side) and he completely forgot my two 2L bottles of soda. I always check my pizza before I sign the copy or tip so I open the box, see it, and I immediately see him roll his eyes because he knows exactly what he did and that I’m about to complain. I was super nice and kind about it and said I wasn’t worried about the sauce and cheese and that I could probably fix it. Then I simply asked if he wouldn’t mind going back to the store to get my two bottles of soda and maybe consider taking half of the cost off since the pizza was fucked up, he got really shitty with me and asked, “you want me to drive back to the store and come back for two bottles of soda” standing there staring at me really aggressively. (The store is fucking a mile away TOPS) So I got pretty shitty right back and told him he could take the pizzas back and bring me two new ones while he was at it for being such a jerk in front of my kid, he jerks the fucking pizzas out of my hand without saying a word, stomps to his car, turns around in my yard and leaves. I get on the phone with the Papa Johns place to see what the fuck was going on and if I was getting a refund or my food, and as I’m talking to the guy on the phone I can hear my delivery driver shouting in the background and I got put on hold lol. Anyway his boss bitched at him for fucking up, I got my pizzas for free, STILL TIPPED HIM 20%, and when he dropped them off to me the second time he said “Yeah just remember I know where your house is” and left. I’m pretty sure he got fired after he said that shitty remark.
Based on the symptoms he was experiencing, it sounded like he somehow infected the pizza with cholera, too. Which is really, really bad, because the main way it's spread is through fecal-oral route. Aka either the guy put his own shit in the pizza or somehow exposed it to infected water...
@@em.1633 They were joking? I thought they were being completely serious. I was thinking "Dammit, Chris, you're just as bad as that one game journalist that called the game bad because they sucked so hard that they couldn't beat the tutorial level." Their frustration sounded so genuine.
28:50 Shake those lips. Chris's voice is excellent for comedy. Same with Ding Dong's. This video is full of great bits and moments, but this bit made me actually physically laugh so hard I got hiccups, which is great.
Without the buildup to Genesis, his premise sounds like it would make an interesting anime. A "Family" of all the world's strongest and most honorable fighters. And all these people tourney for the chance to join, but they make it overly contrite and specific in what it means to be honorable. Basically a comedy about a bunch of uptight holier than though types. And you could insert a character like Chris who gets by their system with a character and just ends up poisoning their minds from the inside out.
GYS_Gaming The whole video is deadpan making fun of the games journalist that couldn’t get past this part, there’s a video that’s like 30 min long of them trying and failing.
That's a joke taken directly from the show. I know it's unfair of me to expect the audience to know this, since that episode is about 20 years older than the average viewer.
@@knotbots no I never hated Chris. While I don’t really agree with my statement anymore, I was getting at how with DD and Julian, Chris would do his own thing and was more chaotic. Then Zach and Tomar took the spotlight
5:05 this has to be my absolute favorite oneyplays moment. the way chris gives up halfway through out of frustration into complaining about the bit is so real and hilarious
22:00: "I guarantee you there's more cylinders after this!" get's me every time
That episode literally could not have ended any better.
Thanks for the timestamp
@@SoI_Badguy 22:00
Was that why they quit? Sounded like a real fight to me idk
@@arealhuman826 Nah, they were taking the piss out of a games journalist who couldn't make it past the cylinder, despite there being clear instructions on what to do. Then they pretend to fight each other until they accidentally glitch past the obstacle. Mad respect to Julian for not laughing throughout the whole thing.
Oney Ding Dang and Julian had mad synergy. I miss this boys but I cherish what they left behind!
Absolutely but Zach, Cory and Jeff are great too
seven asses I love how chaotic Zach os
i feel like zach tomar and lyle have the same role ish like ding dong, julian, and matt (in that order too)
Lyle, Zach, and Chris have some pretty great chemistry as well. While I prefer DD and Julien I don't think they're better. They're both great in different ways. Chris overall a supreme being that should run for president in 2024
Where Julian go
That Cuphead argument gave me heart palpitations. It was like watching your parents divorce in an Arby's. I thought they were actually fighting lmfao.
Duke of Puke It was them making fun of the game journalist guy taking 20 minutes to get past the cylinder.
You can tell they were putting on an act when they broke character by laughing after glitching through the cylinder
Okay thank god they really fooled me
@@NikoJr. that's my favorite moment. It's like the game was like "fuckin... THERE!! YOU'RE PAST THE DAMN CYLINDER!! HAPPY!?"
@Enni565 of course its a joke. you didnt see the whole video. The ending has them cracking up into tears when chris accidentally glitches through the cylinder.
I like that this video just cold opens to Chris screaming at the top of his lungs
3:30 simping before it was cool
You can add about 26 years to "before it was cool":
ruclips.net/video/wj2U7uIWvHw/видео.html
"Can't watch Oneyplays without a man funning in and runny scream" I never caught this joke until now
Chris laughs like Elmo
STOP DUDE NO I CANNOT UNHEAR IT
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Every time I hear it; I cannot believe that pizza story. That place kept the horrible employee, who then remembered his customers MONTHS later? Nah, that ain't gonna fly lol
The entire story makes me mad. Seriously i wouldve called the place in front of the guy and told them I wasnt gonna pay and that hes coming back with his tainted pizza. Like yeah hes a shithead but damn you do not send the same guy to a number and address you already got a complaint about him from, thats just negligent and disrespectful
And tbh if stuff like that happens to you just transcribe the entire story onto google reviews and give one star, they actually care about shit like that
I actually had a similar terrible experience!!! (Minus the getting sick part)
This story is a little long but shit like this really does happen.
It goes to show delivery drivers are just random people that could be drunk or fucked up or having a really shitty day or just plain weird.
I got the shittiest punk kid that delivered my Papa Johns probably about a year and a half ago. It got there in good time and all, but half of the cheese and sauce was all on one side of BOTH pizzas (it was fucking obvious he dropped the carrier on its side) and he completely forgot my two 2L bottles of soda. I always check my pizza before I sign the copy or tip so I open the box, see it, and I immediately see him roll his eyes because he knows exactly what he did and that I’m about to complain. I was super nice and kind about it and said I wasn’t worried about the sauce and cheese and that I could probably fix it. Then I simply asked if he wouldn’t mind going back to the store to get my two bottles of soda and maybe consider taking half of the cost off since the pizza was fucked up, he got really shitty with me and asked, “you want me to drive back to the store and come back for two bottles of soda” standing there staring at me really aggressively. (The store is fucking a mile away TOPS) So I got pretty shitty right back and told him he could take the pizzas back and bring me two new ones while he was at it for being such a jerk in front of my kid, he jerks the fucking pizzas out of my hand without saying a word, stomps to his car, turns around in my yard and leaves. I get on the phone with the Papa Johns place to see what the fuck was going on and if I was getting a refund or my food, and as I’m talking to the guy on the phone I can hear my delivery driver shouting in the background and I got put on hold lol.
Anyway his boss bitched at him for fucking up, I got my pizzas for free, STILL TIPPED HIM 20%, and when he dropped them off to me the second time he said “Yeah just remember I know where your house is” and left.
I’m pretty sure he got fired after he said that shitty remark.
Based on the symptoms he was experiencing, it sounded like he somehow infected the pizza with cholera, too. Which is really, really bad, because the main way it's spread is through fecal-oral route. Aka either the guy put his own shit in the pizza or somehow exposed it to infected water...
@@ItsACaptainDan probably just put eye drops on it, oldest trick in the book
that cuphead part was straight up hilarious
For anybody who doesn't realize, they're completely joking. It's mocking a game reviewer who had this problem while trying to review it.
@@em.1633 i can't believe that in trying to emulate that level of beginner gamer they just glitch and get through
@Mark Anthony
I won't hear you mock the poor beginners like that again. Nobody deserves to be compared to mainstream game journalists.
@@em.1633 They were joking? I thought they were being completely serious. I was thinking "Dammit, Chris, you're just as bad as that one game journalist that called the game bad because they sucked so hard that they couldn't beat the tutorial level." Their frustration sounded so genuine.
Josh Riley It was a bit. That’s why Julian was holding in his laughter the entire time
No one:
Chris: "funneh"
Julian: *wheezes to death
Genesis Valentine is a legend
8:56
When my ex asks why I refuse to pay our baby's child support
Gonna have to duel the kid
@@someman66
“Show me that you are the fruit of my loins child! *HAVE AT YE!* “
@@Abdega kids gonna win I bet
*what if instead of now loading it said now exploding and it blew up*
a creepypastuh
Wow I read it in sync
Blew ahhhhp
04:05 is when I lost my shit. That was frickin hilarious.
28:50
Shake those lips. Chris's voice is excellent for comedy. Same with Ding Dong's.
This video is full of great bits and moments, but this bit made me actually physically laugh so hard I got hiccups, which is great.
HAHAHA THOSE MARIO 64 SOUND EFFECTS! BEST THING EVER!
I was trippin thinking thats how it sounded after all these years 😂😂
I just noticed, during the pokemon rap part, dingdong says kakyoin
22:17 😂😂😂😂 Chris rapping
29:06 I almost died inhaling orange soda
Yer a wizard, Harry. Expect my big bone'um.
I forgot that they actually ended up glitching through that cylinder in the cuphead bit and when I watched it again I laughed for a solid minute
harry: if you're the greatest wizard ever then what's your patronus, hm?
dumblerdore: it's you harry!
Kakyoin clefairy oh my godd
rero
no one can just deflect the emerald splash
The origin of simp
Shut up, nerd
The actual origin of Simp:
ruclips.net/video/wj2U7uIWvHw/видео.html
"At least a hundred and fifty or more to see a Pickamo Masters my destitree!" xD
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THESE COMPS I've never even seen Big Penny but I'm about to piss myself 😭😭😭💀
I feel like big penny is gonna be one of those simpsons-esque prophecies that comes true 10-15 years later.
Without the buildup to Genesis, his premise sounds like it would make an interesting anime.
A "Family" of all the world's strongest and most honorable fighters. And all these people tourney for the chance to join, but they make it overly contrite and specific in what it means to be honorable.
Basically a comedy about a bunch of uptight holier than though types. And you could insert a character like Chris who gets by their system with a character and just ends up poisoning their minds from the inside out.
Sounds kinda like no game no life
Kakyoin....... IT GOT HIS EYES!!!
Big Penny is gonna blow up someday.
He already blew everybody up
Julian ding dong and Zach could’ve been such a magical combination
I forgot how funny their Blue Stinger series was
Blue Stinky.
Blue stinger was pretty memorable when it came out
It was Hurricane Harvey and it helped through the storm to watch the series
"Oh... I Dumbled all over the door" imma get this tattooed
Seriously that fucking Cuphead episode was too real, like I could see the joke of it but it was so uncomfortable to watch haha
How could I forget Big Penny
Looks like they beat us to the simp thing
Yeah, Ken Levine and David Isaacs sure did beat that hilarious meme in Season 2, Episode 5: ruclips.net/video/wj2U7uIWvHw/видео.html
That pizza story is actually kinda scary. What if they were deathly allergic to the stuff the guy put in the pizza? °^°
27:36 ding dong makes jojo
"She's perfect; she's my kind of girl"
Julian "I Always Have Diarrhea" Rodriguez
21:09 Were they actually pissed or was this a bit?
GYS_Gaming The whole video is deadpan making fun of the games journalist that couldn’t get past this part, there’s a video that’s like 30 min long of them trying and failing.
@@pembertr0n Okay thank fuck. I thought that these goof balls really hated each other for a minute. Thanks for relieving some of my stress.
Not gonna lie, the end of that is just the funniest thing in oneyplays
the older i have gotten. the more the title of “Drunk and Tired” has made more and more sense
"The Simps" almost broke my diaphragm
I have to find the video of them playing Second Life, I like how they all are playing as Sonic characters. xD
I loved how Ding Dong kept making fun of Christ while singing the Pokemon names
It's not okay to make fun of Christ.
Wasn't sure what to watch but seeing genesis I was likefuck yeah
Damn you pizza man and your flavorless laxative!!!
The Pokerap bit is my favorite bit of all oneyplays
Me: Oh cool, a nice chill compilation to fall asleep t-...
Chris: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!???????
I miss Julian and Ding Dong but at least Chris replaced them with individuals who are on Julian/Ding Dongs level; Zach, Tomar and Cory
I guarantee you there’s more cylinders after this
The ending where julian is laughing, which episode is that from?
It’s a video called “Crash Bandicoot Give Yoi Thabk” (spelling intentional)
13:09
this one has it all
6:37
What was the "oblige me with the benefit of your" from?
It's from their Digimon Rury series
8:24 what's this game called I forget
Second life
3:30 original simp
That's a joke taken directly from the show. I know it's unfair of me to expect the audience to know this, since that episode is about 20 years older than the average viewer.
13:53
What game is that?
@@mr.thiccc5428 I think it was a ROM hack of a digimon game
3:35 ahead of their time 😔
Not really. I find it funny that a supposed Simpsons fans doesn't recognize that joke from one of the earlier seasons.
Brown bricks
in minecrap
BROWN GIRL IN MY BROWN TRAIN
wtf is that game where oney and ding dong are shadow and tails i need to experience that
Second life
@Kyan chambers, no its sonic high you fuck
I cant believe how many people haven't seen their "sonic goes to the real world" playthrough
oneyplays predicted simps
ruclips.net/video/wj2U7uIWvHw/видео.html
Squirty-chan
woah catch your lips breath man shakin those lips
Oh sweet
19:14
Im not sure if the cuphead part was a bit or not.
It was a bit but the clipping through the cylinder was accidental. Speed runners use that method and they call it the Oney Skip lmao
haha he says simps
The Mario 64 bits confuse me the most. Like, did someone mod the game????? Is it edited after the fact?
Mod
No??? That's just how the game sounds?
Like, oh my god, like.
Bruh julian and ding dong said simp before it was cool
ruclips.net/video/wj2U7uIWvHw/видео.html
Someone dox Genesis pls he's so cool I need to find him and be his friend
second life fucking wrecks me
Cumbledor
Alas, why become like this?
music at 13:58?
what game on 8:29
Second life
I know chris likes it when girls look at him and laugh , but does he like it when fem dudes do it too ? legit question I am asking .
That would be haram
Remember when Chris was actually funny and didn’t rely on Zach and Tomar to be funny
Are you still watching oneyplays?
@@knotbots not regularly anymore but yeah occasionally
@@MZMDev Do you still hate Chris?
@@knotbots no I never hated Chris. While I don’t really agree with my statement anymore, I was getting at how with DD and Julian, Chris would do his own thing and was more chaotic. Then Zach and Tomar took the spotlight
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