Kazotsky Kick song (aka Soldier of Dance): 1 HOUR EXTENDED

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @RossTraan
    @RossTraan 2 года назад +7934

    Russians and Ukrainians once the war is finally over and everything can go back to normal

    • @sarysa
      @sarysa  2 года назад +1394

      I hope they can come to fair terms and do this silly dance together, but it will likely take a long time for the divide to heal.

    • @curiousmrm2347
      @curiousmrm2347 2 года назад +213

      @@sarysa Your last post was 3 years ago epic

    • @RossTraan
      @RossTraan 2 года назад +120

      @@curiousmrm2347 takes a OP person to revive another OP person

    • @gp_generalpenguin9271
      @gp_generalpenguin9271 2 года назад +1

      @@RossTraan unless Putin dies the war wont end. he REALLY wants to take over Ukraine. (hopefully he does not tho)

    • @arandomguy71
      @arandomguy71 2 года назад +32

      Yep....

  • @goldenexperiencerequiem8060
    @goldenexperiencerequiem8060 5 лет назад +4223

    Me: *literally tiptoeing midnight*
    What my grandma hears:

  • @AyrixMusix
    @AyrixMusix 4 года назад +3533

    When you beat up a homeless guy so he can sleep in the hospital

  • @iwaited90daystochangemynam87
    @iwaited90daystochangemynam87 4 года назад +5245

    Celebrity: **dies**
    3am clickbait youtubers:

    • @-Centre
      @-Centre 4 года назад +50

      Lmao

    • @GodOfGreed
      @GodOfGreed 4 года назад +23

      Kobe

    • @goran9538
      @goran9538 4 года назад +6

      Its you again

    • @H20Trainz
      @H20Trainz 4 года назад +5

      I waited 90 days to change my name forealz

    • @zekchomenko2927
      @zekchomenko2927 4 года назад +14

      @isaiah gonzalez you mean Jay station?

  • @Stanfordscienceman
    @Stanfordscienceman 2 года назад +463

    Tf2 is the type of game where some shit like”I threw one sandwich and the entire server started dancing”goes from an unbelievable tall tale to the most tame shit in an instant

  • @REDACTEDJR
    @REDACTEDJR 4 года назад +4391

    My brain Before a test: *Knows everything*
    My brain during the test:

  • @m_jabali
    @m_jabali 4 года назад +5601

    Disney princess: starts singing
    Animals within a 10 km radius:

    • @pinata1368
      @pinata1368 4 года назад +44

      underrated

    • @domasbaliulis23
      @domasbaliulis23 4 года назад +19

      @@DivideBy0705 maybe, smartass.

    • @sf1348
      @sf1348 4 года назад +22

      @@DivideBy0705
      *THE MAN BEHIND THIS COMMENT*

    • @flufferfluffierman
      @flufferfluffierman 4 года назад +5

      William Afton are you sure about that???

    • @Baajuju
      @Baajuju 4 года назад +10

      They be movin’
      They be groovin’

  • @yuh.nick04
    @yuh.nick04 4 года назад +6116

    When you finally kill the guy that's killed you 90+ times in a row:

    • @loganpohl7543
      @loganpohl7543 4 года назад +207

      But it’s a spy the. He back stabs you because Dead ringer

    • @adrianlora2385
      @adrianlora2385 4 года назад +50

      @@loganpohl7543 faq

    • @flufferfluffierman
      @flufferfluffierman 4 года назад +32

      Logan Pohl **pulls out uno reverse with a gun inside of a hole inside of the card**

    • @loganpohl7543
      @loganpohl7543 4 года назад +5

      Realistic K. Round [Le epic gasp]

    • @flufferfluffierman
      @flufferfluffierman 4 года назад +15

      **POW HAHA- YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SUPRISE**

  • @KrisCrosss
    @KrisCrosss Год назад +112

    Deodorent: Kills 99% of the bacteria
    The 1% of the bacteria:

    • @kilegane
      @kilegane 5 месяцев назад +1

      Deodorant kills bacteria?

    • @spygaming1515
      @spygaming1515 5 месяцев назад

      Yes it has alcohol of that can kill bacterias​@@kilegane

    • @SaudiArabia-d9q
      @SaudiArabia-d9q 2 месяца назад +1

      Probably ​@@kilegane

  • @bepisman9729
    @bepisman9729 4 года назад +874

    Her: I bet he’s cheating on me.
    Him and the bois:

  • @fnafmaster1022
    @fnafmaster1022 4 года назад +1798

    Guy: breaks every bone in his body
    Cheerleaders:

    • @nagihan8114
      @nagihan8114 3 года назад +93

      When the patient woke up, their skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again!

    • @fnafmaster1022
      @fnafmaster1022 3 года назад +38

      @@nagihan8114 HAHAHAHAHA

    • @nagihan8114
      @nagihan8114 3 года назад +51

      @@fnafmaster1022 Anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license.

    • @fnafmaster1022
      @fnafmaster1022 3 года назад +28

      @@nagihan8114 o.o

    • @nagihan8114
      @nagihan8114 3 года назад +37

      @@fnafmaster1022 Archimedes, no! It’s filthy in there. Uck.
      Birds. Ha ha ha.
      Now, most hearts couldn’t withstand this voltage, but I’m fairly certain your heart... *[Small Explosion]*

  • @Nick-vv2ik
    @Nick-vv2ik 3 года назад +3417

    Side affects may include Cancer, Heart Disease, Stroke, Skin Rash, Vomiting, and Death
    People in the ads:

    •  3 года назад +28

      Underrated

    • @Pl7uh
      @Pl7uh 3 года назад +17

      This be true

    • @fireflythe7
      @fireflythe7 3 года назад +7

      yea

    • @walithebird6438
      @walithebird6438 3 года назад +7

      I am the 69'th liker, now dont like it any more or get it ti 420

    • @fireflythe7
      @fireflythe7 3 года назад +4

      @@walithebird6438 O K A Y

  • @theotv5522
    @theotv5522 2 года назад +286

    "Your item have been successfully sold on the Steam market for $0.03"

  • @paytonkerr3547
    @paytonkerr3547 4 года назад +828

    Me: Puts down the same food for the dogs for the 100th time.
    My dogs:

  • @Garbo_trashcan
    @Garbo_trashcan 5 лет назад +8864

    Imagine this.
    You're struggling to survive on the battlefield, barely being able to stay out of range of your enemies.
    You're going to your saferoom. Then you see a giant russian man come out of the corner with a minigun in his hands. You're terrified, already aware of the fact that you're dead. You wait for him to destroy you, but he just starts to dance.

  • @engineer7561
    @engineer7561 4 года назад +6577

    When you die but you're in the living room.

  • @hazardousgamer9824
    @hazardousgamer9824 Год назад +100

    You find a player dancing so you join in, then a third, and fourth. A couple of minutes later and the entire server except a couple of tryhards and bots are dancing together

    • @drifteddwarforsmth
      @drifteddwarforsmth 5 месяцев назад +1

      bots? what are those?

    • @thewitchidolsachika6682
      @thewitchidolsachika6682 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@drifteddwarforsmth a relic of the past.

    • @drifteddwarforsmth
      @drifteddwarforsmth 5 месяцев назад

      @@thewitchidolsachika6682 back when casual was a casualty

    • @ZoveXEdits
      @ZoveXEdits 4 месяца назад

      ​@@drifteddwarforsmthOh. Don't worry. You'll see plenty of them soon enough. Saw 2 last weekend. They're slowly coming back

    • @The_Cylly
      @The_Cylly 10 дней назад

      @@drifteddwarforsmth a rotten relic of a bygone era.

  • @walterdog455
    @walterdog455 4 года назад +880

    When you eat the mushrooms growing in the backyard

    • @coolslimeboi4287
      @coolslimeboi4287 4 года назад +9

      Humor based on my pain ha ha ha

    • @michtrr
      @michtrr 4 года назад +4

      walter

    • @superawsm
      @superawsm 4 года назад +4

      are we just gonna brush over the fact coolslime boy ate a mushroom

    • @michtrr
      @michtrr 4 года назад +4

      he got super powers like mario

    • @DOGE-rk1sq
      @DOGE-rk1sq 4 года назад

      Mmmmmmmmmm mushrooms

  • @fartimedes
    @fartimedes 5 лет назад +4606

    “Kills 99.99% of germs!”
    *the 0.01% of germs:*

  • @Bush_Scout
    @Bush_Scout 5 лет назад +3489

    "Omg sleep paralysis is so scary"
    My sleep paralysis demon:

  • @rpg_knight3716
    @rpg_knight3716 2 года назад +212

    The creator was so kind that he added extra 8 seconds

    • @hellmareshadow6401
      @hellmareshadow6401 7 месяцев назад +5

      One hour and eight seconds extended should've been the title

    • @ReaStarters
      @ReaStarters 6 месяцев назад

      Holy fucking shit he did

    • @PizzaSmiter
      @PizzaSmiter 5 месяцев назад +2

      8 Seconds is the duration of the stock Uber

    • @SerialDesignationN3071
      @SerialDesignationN3071 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, probably

  • @evanellis9178
    @evanellis9178 4 года назад +2669

    Teacher: Here’s the homework
    The homeless kid:

    • @Shivver
      @Shivver 4 года назад +86

      that's dark and funny

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 4 года назад +5

      Why

    • @Shivver
      @Shivver 4 года назад +31

      @@Anonymous-73 its because the kid doesn't have a home so he cant do the homework

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 4 года назад +17

      That’s not what I meant but thanks

    • @Shivver
      @Shivver 4 года назад +9

      @@Anonymous-73 oh sorry lol

  • @ithomsen78
    @ithomsen78 5 лет назад +7491

    The uncooked shrimps when the Titanic sunk:

  • @calebalmeida3474
    @calebalmeida3474 4 года назад +4556

    Aliens: *Invade Earth*
    Everyone outside of the USA:

    • @luki188
      @luki188 4 года назад +104

      Underrated comment deserves more likes

    • @Mike-739
      @Mike-739 4 года назад +27

      underrated

    • @redxstudios2565
      @redxstudios2565 4 года назад +87

      every alien ever: ok how about we don't use any of our weapons until they see us so we can scare them? surly we won't all die because of that.
      also the aliens: lets only attack the USA

    • @thelunaticcultist5157
      @thelunaticcultist5157 4 года назад +9

      Big mood

    • @tavishf.degroot8181
      @tavishf.degroot8181 4 года назад +10

      :(

  • @monalizahawihao9742
    @monalizahawihao9742 2 года назад +209

    Me: *plays this and dances until it ends*
    Also me: *passes out because of exhaustion half of the song*

  • @diverwilly
    @diverwilly 4 года назад +4508

    *Red heavy throws sandvich at blu heavy* *Blue heavy throws sandvich at red heavy* The entire server:

  • @totallynotmaihen8467
    @totallynotmaihen8467 4 года назад +680

    When you kill the boss and get to leave the office early:

    • @128bitt
      @128bitt 4 года назад +57

      I wonder what items he drops.

    • @zentictoni3712
      @zentictoni3712 4 года назад +12

      Loot

    • @josephge4223
      @josephge4223 4 года назад +22

      Hol’up

    • @Purple_Sloth
      @Purple_Sloth 4 года назад +16

      He can give you enough XP to get you to later portions of the game.

    • @who_againn_
      @who_againn_ 4 года назад

      @128 bitt you see now, that’s just not funny.

  • @Ace_Games
    @Ace_Games 4 года назад +1444

    Me: why am I always so tired?
    Also me at 3AM:

  • @custamLalala
    @custamLalala 2 года назад +141

    some legends say heavy is still dancing

  • @Pretzil_Qat
    @Pretzil_Qat 4 года назад +1520

    Disc 11: heavy breathing,someone being chased,scary ambient noises
    Parrots:

    • @NotSoHappi
      @NotSoHappi 4 года назад +1

      Why

    • @seventheroot-r
      @seventheroot-r 4 года назад +37

      Disc 13: Haunted Church Bell Ringing, Other creepypasta Dounds
      Also Parrots:

    • @awesoemdued
      @awesoemdued 4 года назад +4

      If you want to know what the scary sound is just form it with disc 13

    • @seventheroot-r
      @seventheroot-r 4 года назад +4

      Farabi Foresty I think I’m ok without knowing

    • @awesoemdued
      @awesoemdued 4 года назад

      Ok

  • @3bm59
    @3bm59 5 лет назад +526

    The Scientist : "Vision cannot affect hearing."
    TF2 :

    • @smellypantswithcheese
      @smellypantswithcheese 5 лет назад +8

      scientist:oh a negative

    • @Shyuki_the_Snep
      @Shyuki_the_Snep 4 года назад +9

      **the whole world literally being evaporated**
      Everyone in the bunker:

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 4 года назад +3

      Actually yes your vision can cause your brain to simulate sounds that you never heard.
      Just watch a video of an explosion or something that you would normally hear a sound but with no audio and you might hear your brain simulate the noise automatically.

  • @Puppyjuan_1970
    @Puppyjuan_1970 5 лет назад +3323

    Kid: **dies violently**
    Oompa Loompas:

    • @hunteralbert5907
      @hunteralbert5907 5 лет назад +37

      You deserve more likes

    • @strangerboy9044
      @strangerboy9044 4 года назад +16

      Jsjjsjsjsjsj oh wn me cague de la risa

    • @broo11
      @broo11 4 года назад +8

      Ahahahaахахахахах до слёз

    • @paperkobe6121
      @paperkobe6121 4 года назад +5

      This is sooooooooo underrated

    • @tigran010
      @tigran010 4 года назад +4

      Нет Oompas cant dance this потому что они ебанушки

  • @anidiotontheinternet2184
    @anidiotontheinternet2184 2 года назад +31

    I’ve been playing TF2 for less than a week, I did Mann vs. Machine, my team won, one person did these emote, and everybody joined in. It was amazing

  • @zoinke3563
    @zoinke3563 4 года назад +385

    Teacher: *Looks away for 0.003 seconds*
    Everyone:

    • @maisuradzedaniel1489
      @maisuradzedaniel1489 4 года назад +1

      Do you mean she/he blinked?

    • @carlosrios9285
      @carlosrios9285 4 года назад +5

      Dear God they did 1hour and 8 in seconds in 0.003 wow

    • @tallyenjoyerhall
      @tallyenjoyerhall 4 года назад +2

      @@carlosrios9285 r/woosh

    • @gavinx248
      @gavinx248 4 года назад +1

      Bawn Bawn The Springbuns r/woooooosh

    • @gavinx248
      @gavinx248 4 года назад

      Bawn Bawn The Springbuns because he was joking to you can make a joke and someone can joke back about it and it’s not an r/wooooosh it’s only when someone don’t get the joke

  • @aideng-0.033
    @aideng-0.033 4 года назад +490

    Teacher: why are you smiling so much?
    Me: I’m just happy today
    My brain:

  • @foolthemadman6186
    @foolthemadman6186 4 года назад +428

    Me finished peeing: Alrighty I’m finished
    Those three extra drops:

  • @nprnilk
    @nprnilk 2 года назад +369

    If Heavy was in Smash Bros, this is a better victory theme than the TF2 song.

    • @jamestheredstickman6626
      @jamestheredstickman6626 Год назад +3

      Agreed.

    • @pseudosurge
      @pseudosurge Год назад +13

      @TheScoutMainWhoRuns247 Because of how the victory scenes work, there could be one where heavy takes a bite out of sandvich, too

    • @joannaanderson3984
      @joannaanderson3984 Год назад

      YES!

    • @resonance_mk1
      @resonance_mk1 Год назад +1

      @@pseudosurge there also could be one where (from meet the heavy) heavy says "i have yet to meet one that can outsmart BULLET"

    • @tedgonzalez985
      @tedgonzalez985 Год назад

      Nah, I think the TF2 ending jingle should still be the victory theme. But Soldier of Dance would be a great song to play while fighting. There's a great remix by TheBoiNamedXela that would work.

  • @PlayrR3D156
    @PlayrR3D156 4 года назад +525

    This song: *Exists*
    Me: Headphone safety laws prepare to be ignored.

    • @icygaming6422
      @icygaming6422 4 года назад +20

      _EARBLASTING SOLDIER OF DANCE PLAYS_

    • @stephaniemostiler9117
      @stephaniemostiler9117 4 года назад +12

      @@icygaming6422 BEAUTIFULLY DONE MY FRIEND

    • @DeltaPhox
      @DeltaPhox 3 года назад +4

      Headphone safety LAWS
      *more like suggestions*

  • @Dariusold
    @Dariusold 4 года назад +2137

    God: Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
    Hitler after killing Hitler:

  • @famouspipegame
    @famouspipegame 4 года назад +1539

    the kid: gets injured
    school nurse: puts some ice
    the kid afterward:

    • @icloudiuae
      @icloudiuae 3 года назад +1

      You thought

    • @jacryan2626
      @jacryan2626 3 года назад +2

      Thats illegal.... Its impossible

    • @syntax6029
      @syntax6029 3 года назад +5

      fact: ice is used to reduce pain in medics during emergency situations
      also relatble

    • @syntax6029
      @syntax6029 3 года назад

      @@jacryan2626 no it's legal in school nurse physics!!!!!!!1!1!1!

    • @aaronkelly1912
      @aaronkelly1912 3 года назад +1

      MËÐÎĆ ÑØŴ

  • @RevRa-3
    @RevRa-3 2 года назад +244

    If you listen closely, I think you can hear Engineer cheering them on to keep dancing.

  • @bastardlly6406
    @bastardlly6406 4 года назад +382

    Teacher: Do your homework or I will call your parents.
    The homeless and orphan kids:

  • @Bypass40
    @Bypass40 3 года назад +749

    Kid: (Throws up)
    Assistant: You're mom is here to pick you up.
    Kid when he gets home:

    • @yeetandyum3709
      @yeetandyum3709 3 года назад +6

      *he sure do change alot*

    • @iceguy789
      @iceguy789 3 года назад +9

      You know I have ADHD so sometimes I throw up from my pill sooooooooo

    • @Bypass40
      @Bypass40 3 года назад +2

      @@iceguy789 Yoooo me too.

    • @Cazlo
      @Cazlo 3 года назад +11

      You are mom is here to pick you up

    • @Fordified
      @Fordified 3 года назад +1

      @@Bypass40 lol what are the odds? Same.

  • @fozpurr
    @fozpurr 4 года назад +526

    Me when I learn Obama's last name:

    • @content8432
      @content8432 4 года назад +11

      Can you tell me Obama's last name

    • @r-7337
      @r-7337 4 года назад +7

      I know Barack’s last name.

    • @Trackmaster_Tehachapi
      @Trackmaster_Tehachapi 4 года назад +32

      Guys, Obama’s real last name is “Care”

    • @content8432
      @content8432 4 года назад +2

      @@Trackmaster_Tehachapi 0o0

    • @xenoblade1068
      @xenoblade1068 4 года назад

      What's Obama's last name?

  • @PsychoticGirl2003
    @PsychoticGirl2003 2 года назад +91

    S: “Question?”
    E: “What’s your question soldier”
    S: lI listened to this song”
    E: “You, What?”
    S: “You told me to”
    M: “How long! How long have you been listening to this!”
    S: “I have done nothing but listen to this song for 3 days”

    • @JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs
      @JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs 11 месяцев назад +4

      I did this actually. I actually listened to this for 3 days at school.

    • @Scissors76-876
      @Scissors76-876 8 месяцев назад +3

      Where have you been dancing!?
      Cause I’m joining

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 6 месяцев назад +2

      S: “Question?”
      E: “What’s your question soldier”
      S: "WHO LET THE DO-"

    • @PsychoticGirl2003
      @PsychoticGirl2003 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@awddfg
      E:
      M:
      S: (Throwing it back)

  • @1Subversion1
    @1Subversion1 4 года назад +1765

    Every 10 seconds a mouse cursor appears. This is why we need quality assurance.

    • @guestmen
      @guestmen 3 года назад +50

      Oh nice team fortress 1000 is out
      edit: he changed his channel name and now this is awkward

    • @zaydboudine39
      @zaydboudine39 3 года назад +76

      I cried when there was no mouse cursor in 2:10

    • @Coconut_Prrson
      @Coconut_Prrson 3 года назад +15

      Call an exterminator or something we got a mouse infestation

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 года назад +12

      No, it somehow makes it better.

    • @theteardrop615
      @theteardrop615 3 года назад +3

      @Kwasi Taylor 08*hut hut hut hut* WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!!!

  • @lukeedoplays3272
    @lukeedoplays3272 4 года назад +374

    how a normal person exercises their legs: squats, jogging, lunges, etc.
    How I exercise my legs:

  • @sarahcutler2310
    @sarahcutler2310 3 года назад +552

    Teacher: "Stay in your seats and stay quiet"
    Kids in the back:

    • @Screwball0207
      @Screwball0207 3 года назад +2

      Yeah pretty much

    • @silent_gamer7279
      @silent_gamer7279 3 года назад +2

      Just about

    • @RossTraan
      @RossTraan 3 года назад +3

      They doing this with their legs… but eating food with they hands while speaking as loud as the freaking can

    • @flooku987
      @flooku987 2 года назад +1

      @@RossTraan I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

  • @cyberknightgaming2094
    @cyberknightgaming2094 2 года назад +43

    Ah yes, this is what humanity has come too
    I like where this is going

  • @n0tg555
    @n0tg555 4 года назад +874

    when u have 1 day left to live but u kill the doctor to get a life sentence:

  • @craterlock3678
    @craterlock3678 4 года назад +494

    Doctor: You have one hour to live
    Me:But-
    God:I'll give you 8 more seconds

    • @gavb1
      @gavb1 4 года назад +10

      WE ONLY HAVE 3 DAYS TO LIVE O_O

    • @ultrainstincttrumpku8803
      @ultrainstincttrumpku8803 4 года назад +15

      It should have been The Medic: not Doctor:

    • @2411Project
      @2411Project 4 года назад +8

      @@ultrainstincttrumpku8803 Genius

    • @S3IG3
      @S3IG3 4 года назад +4

      LOL

    • @b2o_yori
      @b2o_yori 4 года назад +3

      @@ultrainstincttrumpku8803 it should have been medic not god

  • @wafflez7082
    @wafflez7082 9 лет назад +527

    It's so funny to watch the Heavy dance with those tiny legs and big chest

    • @midnightMoonlight09
      @midnightMoonlight09 8 лет назад +13

      +WaffleQueen05
      let's just agree that nothing about the heavy is tiny.

    • @ScreamNtuohS
      @ScreamNtuohS 8 лет назад +4

      +That Crazy Guy 'heavy hate tiny things'

    • @tobylee1112
      @tobylee1112 8 лет назад +22

      +Israel Isaiah Then he will hate his own penis

    • @joshvlogs1535
      @joshvlogs1535 8 лет назад +2

      +吐B (Toby) savage

    • @wafflez7082
      @wafflez7082 8 лет назад

      .... I just really like waffles.

  • @mrlemon5655
    @mrlemon5655 4 года назад +558

    kid: gets impaled with a chocolate spear
    the oompa loompas:

  • @rbvfeehfbudenrj
    @rbvfeehfbudenrj 5 лет назад +6709

    The fact heavy can lift his entire body while doing that is beyond me

    • @PrabertDeNiro
      @PrabertDeNiro 4 года назад +407

      A Literal Cat • 69 Years ago lmao my dumbass literally thought this comment was made 69 years ago

    • @stevenparnin5052
      @stevenparnin5052 4 года назад +479

      Heavy no skip leg day

    • @capnlevi6353
      @capnlevi6353 4 года назад +100

      I can do his kick to the beat irl

    • @capnlevi6353
      @capnlevi6353 4 года назад +56

      Don't ask how or why

    • @rbvfeehfbudenrj
      @rbvfeehfbudenrj 4 года назад +30

      Cool

  • @byczq3863
    @byczq3863 4 года назад +254

    Doctor: you have 1 hour and 8 seconds
    to live
    Me:

    • @mossok
      @mossok 4 года назад +4

      @Jeepurs I guess in those remaining 8 minutes they could try and learn it

    • @screwtop8911
      @screwtop8911 4 года назад +5

      Teleport bread the whole time

    • @cateyedboy4168
      @cateyedboy4168 4 года назад +1

      @@screwtop8911 N O

    • @masterofyee1738
      @masterofyee1738 4 года назад +3

      screw top do you want more than a pandemic?

    • @jamsya493
      @jamsya493 4 года назад +2

      screw top lmao

  • @Crusader-Ramos45
    @Crusader-Ramos45 2 года назад +90

    I CAN’T GET THIS TUNE OUT OF MY HEAD!

  • @christaljohn
    @christaljohn 4 года назад +594

    Earth: makes a full orbit around the sun
    Humans:

    • @mayramartinez3013
      @mayramartinez3013 4 года назад +3

      Bruh

    • @baggizeguy
      @baggizeguy 4 года назад +2

      I cannot believe you have called us humans when you are one as well, you should have just should “Everyone:”

    • @theoldesttruckproductions9548
      @theoldesttruckproductions9548 4 года назад +21

      Why is everyone in the replies so triggered by this? It's not a big deal.

    • @khoucacola
      @khoucacola 4 года назад +2

      @@domisquid5326 how tf is that a wooosh?

    • @dispenserheadalt
      @dispenserheadalt 4 года назад +3

      smells like the remnants of a comment war, what happened here?

  • @floppagaming8469
    @floppagaming8469 4 года назад +193

    me: gets one answer wrong on kahoot
    the kid with an answer streak of 20:

    • @thelunaticcultist5157
      @thelunaticcultist5157 4 года назад +6

      bruhburg3r correction:
      The one kid who was waiting his entire life to get out 9f 2nd:

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 4 года назад

      I once won and then the next round I lost and those stupid kids CHEERED that I lost. Was because of a stupid thing of Press the red button. And there was a blue and red one and I pressed red I think and i lost. Those kids were spoiled and obsessed with stupid things..

  • @Napert
    @Napert 11 месяцев назад +11

    TF2 players seeing multiple so-called "TF2 killers" die in the time it takes for a new TF2 update to release:

  • @letranger1078
    @letranger1078 5 лет назад +241

    Fortnite: We have many beautiful taunts.
    TF2: *HOLD MY SANDVICH*

    • @SixteenthSine20
      @SixteenthSine20 5 лет назад +11

      Wallzoff
      AND HOLD MY SASHA! but do not touch!
      Also he says it with a Russian accent.
      Heavy: HOLD MY SANDVICH AND MY SASHA

    • @thatsredpanda
      @thatsredpanda 4 года назад +8

      *SANDVICH* YOU UNEDUCATED SIMPLE MAN

    • @mipcrazeold
      @mipcrazeold 4 года назад +6

      *S A N D V I C H*

    • @randomentertainment2453
      @randomentertainment2453 4 года назад +3

      S A N D V I C H YOU IDOIT SORRY

    • @nope2942
      @nope2942 4 года назад +3

      it's not even called a taunt, it's an emote, and i hate that

  • @cantthinkofaname3344
    @cantthinkofaname3344 3 года назад +4250

    I was in an mvm game where everyone was an engineer, so we just did this for the first 3 waves. 6 engineers in a row dancing over dead robots is one hell of a sight to see.

  • @kiperdanii
    @kiperdanii 3 года назад +622

    "the enemy has taken your intelligence"
    my entire team:

  • @billnyetheramguy
    @billnyetheramguy Год назад +25

    This video needs it's own 10 year anniversary.

  • @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
    @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL 4 года назад +1958

    War: *Peace was never an option*
    The Soldiers that are TF2 players:

  • @joarutz6872
    @joarutz6872 4 года назад +1125

    If Heavy was in Smash:
    THIS needs to be one of his taunts or victory animations

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 4 года назад +46

      Now I'm imagining heavy punching DK on the Mario Kart circuit stage.

    • @lukersonasbudro1006
      @lukersonasbudro1006 4 года назад +8

      Nah it has to be a taunt

    • @joarutz6872
      @joarutz6872 4 года назад +33

      I have an idea,if the heavy use this as a taunt,he will dance,but if someone is close to heavy,and then press the taunt,instead of the character doing his taunt,it will automatically do the kazotsky kick with the heavy

    • @deception845
      @deception845 4 года назад +11

      @@joarutz6872 good idea but... how about pikachu, pichu, jiglypuff, etc.

    • @pinata1368
      @pinata1368 4 года назад +14

      @@deception845you know how each character of tf2 have their own kazotsky kick? they'll get their own too

  • @keybladebard4089
    @keybladebard4089 6 лет назад +669

    When you are capturing the point and no one is stoping you

    • @BlitzGhost404
      @BlitzGhost404 6 лет назад +1

      sam witwicky When u buy illegal guns off the black market n the FBI n CIA doesnt know n get away for it😂😂

    • @cord2706
      @cord2706 6 лет назад +1

      Why are you capping on HiGhToWeR

    • @Legally_John
      @Legally_John 6 лет назад +2

      Forget a point, I did this on _2 F O R T_

    • @TV-nu9mp
      @TV-nu9mp 6 лет назад

      WOW
      How did you even do that

    • @TV-nu9mp
      @TV-nu9mp 6 лет назад

      my 12 person team all did the dance going for the intel and they all got killed by a unfriendly heavy ㅠㅠ

  • @darknessninja5367
    @darknessninja5367 Год назад +16

    I actually thought that his profile picture was a fly on my screen bro...

  • @Plant_btw
    @Plant_btw 4 года назад +299

    Kid: is ripped into millions of pieces by a wood shredder
    Oompa loompas:

  • @sqsu
    @sqsu 4 года назад +813

    Everyone in online school: _paying attention_
    That one kid without his camera on:

    • @iheartgooning
      @iheartgooning 4 года назад +15

      attention do be eating money

    • @AlienBugz
      @AlienBugz 4 года назад +17

      Of course I know him, he's me

    • @Jynxfan222
      @Jynxfan222 4 года назад +12

      Nah it's the whole class to me everyone has their camera off

    • @adamtaurus7840
      @adamtaurus7840 4 года назад

      That what I'm doing

    • @dumbass9870
      @dumbass9870 4 года назад +5

      Me: *not having my camera nor mic on and playing videogames on a separate device* heheheh yee boii

  • @MrMayo-og9rj
    @MrMayo-og9rj 4 года назад +726

    “Yo dudes, the empire’s pretty chill, you could like join it or something”
    The members of the empire:

    • @syna6622
      @syna6622 3 года назад +11

      Nice reference and nice profile

    • @Frog097
      @Frog097 3 года назад +11

      If the empire members were like this I would join immediately

    • @thegregitto
      @thegregitto 3 года назад +2

      Nnnnice

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 года назад +3

      It's been only 3 months and memes from January-February 2021 are already nostalgic.

    • @D4PP3R
      @D4PP3R 3 года назад +1

      Bruh ur pfp gave me flashbacks

  • @some1onyoutubeiguess
    @some1onyoutubeiguess 7 месяцев назад +11

    red heavy: *gives sandvich*
    blu heavy: *also gives sandvich*
    the rest of the server:

  • @pinoyboi8719
    @pinoyboi8719 5 лет назад +200

    Me: Gets 2nd place in kahoot
    The guy in first place:

    • @competitivepokemonplayah8990
      @competitivepokemonplayah8990 4 года назад +6

      The teacher: everyones a winner
      You and the guy in last place:

    • @DemGeorge
      @DemGeorge 4 года назад +1

      So you kashoot the school

    • @canopygroup6796
      @canopygroup6796 4 года назад

      I was the guy in first place all along

    • @christianjordansuryadi341
      @christianjordansuryadi341 4 года назад +1

      @@DemGeorge i got last in kahoot,so i kashoot my last school

    • @Pansa6
      @Pansa6 4 года назад +1

      I do this when I get first place and everyone says fortnite dance!!@

  • @iheartgooning
    @iheartgooning 3 года назад +1801

    the tf2 community when Gabe announces a update coming eventually:

    • @Kimo_uwu
      @Kimo_uwu 3 года назад +27

      (localisation files) Is incoming!

    • @paulignacio3720
      @paulignacio3720 3 года назад +12

      update = the anti bot update didnt work

    • @baconkattid
      @baconkattid 3 года назад +5

      @@paulignacio3720, I think it helped, it did not fix the problem but it helped

    • @jinxinx0128
      @jinxinx0128 3 года назад +2

      Kavotsky kick = AYO GABE JUST UPDATED THE GAME LOLLOLOLOLLOLOL

    • @feywildheart2878
      @feywildheart2878 3 года назад

      Microcheekis

  • @xtar9852
    @xtar9852 7 лет назад +291

    My mom walked in on me and said “are you going to go drink with some Russians?”

  • @bettydarilek7597
    @bettydarilek7597 Год назад +22

    fornite: kids
    valorant: girls
    overwatch: teen
    tf2: mann

  • @battlescroll
    @battlescroll 4 года назад +681

    5 year old me: "exists"
    happy tree friends:

  • @engineer8575
    @engineer8575 4 года назад +575

    Everyone: heavy is too fat to dance cause he’s thicc lol
    Heavy:

    • @semons_07
      @semons_07 4 года назад +11

      Boi were they wrong

    • @phatwa11y1
      @phatwa11y1 4 года назад +11

      Hes not fat hes thick-skinned lmao

    • @z1pline487
      @z1pline487 4 года назад +11

      Nah, he’s 110% pure muscle.

    • @Dobis.
      @Dobis. 4 года назад +4

      His legs may be stubby compared to his body but OH BOY does he know how to do the kick

    • @manny6511
      @manny6511 4 года назад +3

      Da

  • @dadancer6114
    @dadancer6114 3 года назад +2595

    Press F to pay respect to Heavy. He just danced the entire hour

    • @waruilo3769
      @waruilo3769 3 года назад +105

      Давайте не забывать тот факт, что этот же человек усердно трудится для того, чтобы прокормить семью

    • @mortisboi2091
      @mortisboi2091 2 года назад +12

      F

    • @calcutt4
      @calcutt4 2 года назад +11

      F

    • @ArcadedUp
      @ArcadedUp 2 года назад +3

      @@waruilo3769 what

    • @ArcadedUp
      @ArcadedUp 2 года назад +7

      F

  • @rillfr
    @rillfr Год назад +7

    I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.

    • @Randomguy-i1d
      @Randomguy-i1d 9 месяцев назад

      Ain't no way ur Joe biden

    • @bridgetreneerobinson3034
      @bridgetreneerobinson3034 7 месяцев назад

      Ok

    • @weweweerifi
      @weweweerifi 6 месяцев назад

      Nobody cares id you are 23. Go back to working.

    • @weweweerifi
      @weweweerifi 6 месяцев назад

      @rillf Nobody gonna ear whole 2000 essay. Shut up and get lost

  • @steadfast1448
    @steadfast1448 4 года назад +868

    If you play this at a party, everyone will be dancing

    • @gaborugaboru931
      @gaborugaboru931 3 года назад +14

      i tried it,works with hardbass to,they got me

    • @mikotheraskum2014
      @mikotheraskum2014 3 года назад +9

      Tried and it worked. Thanks for advice

    • @order_traitor.
      @order_traitor. 3 года назад +1

      Well of course i know him hes me

    • @Iwasaclown
      @Iwasaclown 2 года назад +4

      And after the party they broke their legs attempting to do soldier's kazotsky kick

    • @gavinharris6002
      @gavinharris6002 2 года назад +1

      Yes they will all be doing the kazotzky kick

  • @calebalmeida3474
    @calebalmeida3474 4 года назад +204

    When you hear your parents arguing in the other room, then you and your brother realize that you’ll get two Christmases:

  • @errornoname23
    @errornoname23 5 лет назад +171

    Me: “And that concludes my talk on why TF2 is the best game ever, any questions?”
    Audience Member: “Yeah, why was that an hour long?”

    • @tacoofdoom2991
      @tacoofdoom2991 5 лет назад +10

      Don’t question the mighty jimmy

    • @smellypantswithcheese
      @smellypantswithcheese 5 лет назад +3

      dont question the almighty heavys russian blood

    • @tacoofdoom2991
      @tacoofdoom2991 5 лет назад +2

      Don’t question Valtamar Putin

    • @pighater1111
      @pighater1111 4 года назад +2

      *DONT QUESTION THE LOGIC OF A EXTREMELY PATRIOTIC AMERICAN WHOSE PART RUSSIAN AND NATIVE AMERICAN*

    • @thatsredpanda
      @thatsredpanda 4 года назад +2

      Change the chair to a box that's better

  • @gamergamingchair
    @gamergamingchair 2 года назад +34

    the amount joy i had when i was finally able to dance to this is 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • @basuradiaria2305
    @basuradiaria2305 5 лет назад +1622

    I'm heavy weapons guy....
    And this...
    is OUR Taunt.

    • @creaper1376
      @creaper1376 5 лет назад +18

      @Zachary Cameron Williams niet heavy is anti-communist

    • @smellypantswithcheese
      @smellypantswithcheese 5 лет назад +6

      i am former member of church of scunts and i agree to this comment

    • @NajimiDoingCrack
      @NajimiDoingCrack 4 года назад +2

      @Zachary Cameron Williams i scence a bit of comunism

    • @radopon
      @radopon 4 года назад +1

      Creaper 137 nyet Heavy is Soviet

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 года назад +11

      It costs $400,000 just to dance around the map... For Twelve Seconds!

  • @gyariz553
    @gyariz553 6 лет назад +304

    I taught myself how to Kazotsky Kick and now my legs and ankles are throbbing with pain from doing this all day.

    • @topbrasstv8867
      @topbrasstv8867 6 лет назад +15

      SpinTop keep going until your legs feel like they will explode then just wait until the pain goes away and then boom pain goes away Everytime you do this dance

    • @gyariz553
      @gyariz553 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah, now that i've done it enough they don't get sore anymore.

    • @gyariz553
      @gyariz553 6 лет назад +3

      i just get tired from exhaustion after like 1 minute straight.

    • @topbrasstv8867
      @topbrasstv8867 6 лет назад +3

      SpinTop i only did this when me and my friends would squat and play poker when i stand up my shins would hurt so I just hung on to something and did this dance and boom no more pain

    • @gyariz553
      @gyariz553 6 лет назад +1

      Do you still get sore from doing this or are your muscles used to it?

  • @toaster8595
    @toaster8595 6 лет назад +453

    When you find a website giving out free TF2 hats

    • @jacker2110
      @jacker2110 5 лет назад +26

      *Boi* this not aged well

    • @thebigdant6210
      @thebigdant6210 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @PGZSpablogonzalez
      @PGZSpablogonzalez 5 лет назад +15

      Then it gives you a killstreak minigun instead.
      this is nice **points toward killstreak minigun** but I like this **points to hat**

    • @boy_hispania
      @boy_hispania 5 лет назад +7

      When it then gives you a virus:

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 5 лет назад +5

      Don’t let soldier find my hats

  • @EnragedPilgrim
    @EnragedPilgrim 2 года назад +96

    This is truly one of the dances of all time

    • @tnt_rebel2796
      @tnt_rebel2796 2 года назад +5

      One of the best dances of all time

    • @BIGRAGATHEOPSTOPPA
      @BIGRAGATHEOPSTOPPA Год назад

      ​@@tnt_rebel2796no. One of the dances of all time.

    • @tnt_rebel2796
      @tnt_rebel2796 Год назад

      @@BIGRAGATHEOPSTOPPA no. One of the best dances of all time

    • @BIGRAGATHEOPSTOPPA
      @BIGRAGATHEOPSTOPPA Год назад

      @@tnt_rebel2796 no. One of the dances of all time

    • @tnt_rebel2796
      @tnt_rebel2796 Год назад

      @@BIGRAGATHEOPSTOPPA no. One of the best dances of all time

  • @jordanasparadoxproductions8401
    @jordanasparadoxproductions8401 4 года назад +377

    When the shy kid finally talks
    The whole class:

    • @errornoname23
      @errornoname23 4 года назад +13

      Well boys we did it.

    • @celestefan5731
      @celestefan5731 4 года назад +9

      ErrorNoName23 silence is no mire

    • @yesanameirequested1682
      @yesanameirequested1682 4 года назад +8

      yeah, the entire class is just gonna kazotsky kick right around the shy kid, including the girls and the teacher

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 4 года назад +7

      If this happened to me I'd have a screaming panic attack and die. My heart would explode.

    • @unholybeing6414
      @unholybeing6414 4 года назад +2

      Joel Virki Girls aren’t funny enough to Kazotsky kick

  • @kyleee6375
    @kyleee6375 7 лет назад +280

    In our world, we don't easily hang out together like this but in TF2, all we have to do is the Kasotsky Kick and everyone bonds. Confusing.

    • @princesscadance197
      @princesscadance197 7 лет назад +30

      By that logic, does that mean that if I approach rival gangs in the city slums, and start doing the Kick, that both gangs will stop fighting and bond?

    • @lightwalker3603
      @lightwalker3603 7 лет назад +1

      Oof

    • @cristianvillarreal9874
      @cristianvillarreal9874 6 лет назад +1

      Grand Oof

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 6 лет назад +25

      It's a form of wordless communication, something that everyone knows deep down. In a game, everyone just wants to have fun and if someone wants to dance, then they will dance...
      Until that one pyro comes along and burns you all.

    • @Nieveria
      @Nieveria 6 лет назад +6

      or the tryhard scout with the force-a-nature generally just exists

  • @jackslipher3432
    @jackslipher3432 5 лет назад +204

    I want this to be playing in the bunker while the world ends

  • @sunnie_flowers
    @sunnie_flowers 2 года назад +55

    I was doing homework and I put this in the background
    I wasnt expecting to listen to the whole thing holy shit

  • @BigpooXD
    @BigpooXD 4 года назад +273

    When you tell the quiet kid something funny and he erases something off his notebook

    • @prototypebruh944
      @prototypebruh944 4 года назад +27

      Little did he know that note book was the “people that I won’t kill”.

    • @BigpooXD
      @BigpooXD 4 года назад +6

      @@prototypebruh944 😳

    • @thegreenwolf8838
      @thegreenwolf8838 3 года назад +7

      I tried that but he wrote something down instead
      I mean his mom was fat, not my fault

    • @duftx
      @duftx 3 года назад

      But 40 seconds passed

    • @justdreemurr
      @justdreemurr 3 года назад

      Congratulation your survive masacre

  • @fungus7921
    @fungus7921 4 года назад +253

    When your mom throws your phone but you set it to airplane mode:

  • @MisterRaptorxd
    @MisterRaptorxd 4 года назад +451

    Me: dies in a game*
    The player that kill me: dance*
    Other guy: kills him*
    Me:

    • @_af_2821
      @_af_2821 4 года назад +9

      That actually happened to me and this is my exact reaction

    • @isfliper
      @isfliper 3 года назад +2

      Relatable

    • @lens9019
      @lens9019 3 года назад

      Fortnite in a nutshell

  • @FrenziedMalO
    @FrenziedMalO 2 года назад +97

    The only loop that’s will never get annoying

  • @nou4371
    @nou4371 6 лет назад +386

    When your least favorite tv show character gets killed off in the best way possible

  • @wadechaffee736
    @wadechaffee736 4 года назад +975

    Over 10 years of playing this game and I have finally mastered the dance

  • @terateak6903
    @terateak6903 3 года назад +747

    Villian: is about to win
    Hero with the power of friendship:

  • @demomann
    @demomann Год назад +23

    Press F to give sandwich to Heavy. He just danced the entire hour

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 4 года назад +2902

    Listening to this and the American dad theme at the same time so I don't need to study the cold war.

    • @PainterVR_
      @PainterVR_ 4 года назад +185

      *He’s a man of Focus, Commitment, And sheer f***ing will.*

    • @loganhermann8313
      @loganhermann8313 4 года назад +60

      He's a madlad, thats what he is

    • @kachibba2783
      @kachibba2783 4 года назад +19

      Lmao

    • @apr0file419
      @apr0file419 4 года назад +11

      nice

    • @JadedJaden
      @JadedJaden 4 года назад +11

      The song is Ukrainian