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  • @charlesmiv3842
    @charlesmiv3842 Год назад +187

    I think I heard "I'm getting out of here!" three times.

    • @Hslt95
      @Hslt95 Год назад +13

      let that man go CA!!!

    • @hellgezeren2511
      @hellgezeren2511 9 месяцев назад +3

      Exactly what the few people who bought Pharaoh thought 😂

    • @moritztabor1678
      @moritztabor1678 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@hellgezeren2511😂

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 9 месяцев назад +2

      the guy really wanted to get out of there and made sure everyone knew it.

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 8 месяцев назад

      We gotta get out of here!

  • @JoesamaBroladen
    @JoesamaBroladen 9 месяцев назад +71

    Guess I’ll wait another 4 years for the next historical Total War 😂🎉

    • @shawnschaitel838
      @shawnschaitel838 6 месяцев назад

      And the ai will be garbage in that one 2

    • @andrewmanduluru7870
      @andrewmanduluru7870 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think it's a good game😭

    • @ChenChennesen
      @ChenChennesen 4 месяца назад +4

      Honestly I’m glad they’re pushing out the old fans your ideas of a perfect total war game suck

    • @JoesamaBroladen
      @JoesamaBroladen 4 месяца назад +1

      ⁠@@ChenChennesenPharaoh is your perfect total war game?

    • @ChenChennesen
      @ChenChennesen 4 месяца назад +1

      @@JoesamaBroladen not nearly as bad as the whinging online make it out to be. I enjoyed it

  • @pleih
    @pleih Год назад +55

    That's it I'm getting out of here.

  • @Bestermc
    @Bestermc Год назад +73

    Honestly credits to some of the Medieval 2 mods like Bronze age Empires and EB2 and others. They've been able to keep up with current Total War games so well I'm constantly impressed with every new release. Even the Unit behavior is the same!

    • @gabrielchovan-spence4215
      @gabrielchovan-spence4215 10 месяцев назад +2

      CA should be paying them to make their games

    • @kaleidoscope3234
      @kaleidoscope3234 10 дней назад

      @@gabrielchovan-spence4215 they did: Throne of Britania.
      Turns out historical fans will only praise their modders so long as their labour remains free.

  • @Rizzbulla
    @Rizzbulla Год назад +44

    Let me guess, blood/gore dlc?

    • @ElKingED
      @ElKingED Год назад

      I'm so tired of CA's bullshit....

    • @RonsaRRR
      @RonsaRRR Год назад +5

      Modders will add it for free.

  • @Linduine
    @Linduine Год назад +17

    One of the Hittite leaders looks like an elf, with the antler helmet

  • @demiurgoplatonico7815
    @demiurgoplatonico7815 Год назад +89

    I dont like that walk animation for spearmen, it seems like the spears have no weight, rome 2 had a better spearmen walk animation.

    • @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171
      @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171 Год назад +3

      Yes.

    • @AllTheCoolNamesWereTaken
      @AllTheCoolNamesWereTaken Год назад +2

      I agree with you, but at the same time, spears were just some wood with a Point metal bit, you of course will find heavy spears, but light spears were common Throughout history.
      But that walk animation is definitely a bit Goofy ah ah

    • @demiurgoplatonico7815
      @demiurgoplatonico7815 Год назад +8

      @@AllTheCoolNamesWereTaken yeah, but believe me, I play hockey and the sticks are heavy even if they are made to be thin and lighter than a war spear XDD

    • @bazumafoo886
      @bazumafoo886 Год назад +2

      @@demiurgoplatonico7815Another hockey player that likes total war!? I thought they didn’t exist!

    • @antzzors126
      @antzzors126 Год назад

      @@demiurgoplatonico7815 Wood ones but not composite

  • @cbangbang7759
    @cbangbang7759 9 месяцев назад +2

    We need a Madieval 3………..

  • @fenrir7878
    @fenrir7878 8 месяцев назад +2

    "I'm getting out of here" must have been a recording of marketing and development teams meeting after Pharaoh dropped and flopped. Lol.

  • @theamorphousflatsch2699
    @theamorphousflatsch2699 Год назад +5

    some of those haircuts are wild

  • @anthonydarwolf6061
    @anthonydarwolf6061 Месяц назад

    Ah yes!! The brilliant strategy of firing flaming arrows in the rain. It never fails.

    • @Gibson7Clans
      @Gibson7Clans 23 дня назад +1

      Maybe it's more about spotting enemies or refugee sneeking around in the darkness. So your cav can rush right over to keep them from getting away. Like a signal arrow or wisling arrow. 🤔 Obviously not in this battle. But I could see patrol using such tactics.

  • @MrWEST1
    @MrWEST1 6 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact in the mid-late 1800s and early 1900s the "Hittite" people and nation was only know of through the old testament bible. At the time, there had been no proof/finds on this nation ever existing, and many atheists or theologians used this as an example to disprove the Bible and it's ancient historical validity. However, one of the world's most popular archaeolgical finds called the Rosetta Stone was found in Egypt by a French soldier when a camp of French soldiers were in an ancient structured area for some reason(I forgot), but the soldier was sleeping in the sand and felt something hard, only to investigate and discover he was laying on the Rosetta stone! Which had ancient Egyptian language that non one worldwide could decipher or understand up until the early 1900s when it was either and American or British man who had been a failure most of his life and had a burning passion for ancient languages was able to understand and slowly learn the language. Which was not only awesome for them to learn about what the stone said, but to unlock the keys to many ancient Egyptian writings Egypt wide! And on the Rosetta stone and structures where it was found, it actaully detailed proof of the hittite nation being real! They documented, where they lived, large battles Egypt had with them, kings' names and so on! And even saying that the nation was a large rival to the Egyptians! Which all directly aligned with the torah(old testament) tit for tat!! These findings were extremely important for the world and Christian/muslim/Jewish communities alike(ie, they proved the validity of scripture on topics that the mainstream said weren't real nor ever had occurred)

  • @reydryne
    @reydryne Год назад +16

    Wish Assyria and Babylon was there

    • @aphelios9157
      @aphelios9157 Год назад

      Assyria is still a baby on this age

    • @reydryne
      @reydryne Год назад +8

      @@aphelios9157 yet your so called baby defeated the Hittite empire at the battle of nihriya

    • @eduardobone8857
      @eduardobone8857 Год назад +2

      They probably will be, but we will have to pay separately for them

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 9 месяцев назад

      @@aphelios9157 Assyria had been around for over 1,000 years at this point.

    • @lyricofwise6894
      @lyricofwise6894 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@reydryneobviously dumb*ss, he was saying in infancy not saying insignificant (didnt say it wouldnt GROW to be a threat)
      just like when greece/macedon was on top of the world, rome was technically in infancy
      Even tho hes wrong assyria was not in infancy

  • @Orendiz
    @Orendiz 2 месяца назад

    Hmm fire arrows during a thunderstorm. Game of the year.

  • @lewiswilby9385
    @lewiswilby9385 Год назад +8

    Whys it feel like missile units are not really as effective in the new tw games as say Rome 2, is it just me🤔

    • @madwellmusic8995
      @madwellmusic8995 Год назад +5

      It's the armour/Health mechanic plus the terrible impact physics of the game itself. A unit needs its health to reach 0 before anyone starts dying. And the limp impact has been an issue since Rome 2, not until you are zoomed up close. From a distance it looks like a snowball fight.

    • @skull222k
      @skull222k Год назад

      Might be for the best

  • @nobelwarprize
    @nobelwarprize Год назад +8

    Correct me historians please. I thought the hittites had four wheel chariots? And the Egyptians copied the idea, instead using more maneuverable two wheel chariots?

    • @josehernandezespino2361
      @josehernandezespino2361 Год назад +3

      Nope, two weels

    • @jarlnils435
      @jarlnils435 11 месяцев назад +3

      two weels, but in the center not the back of the chariot

    • @vojteskaaaaaa6
      @vojteskaaaaaa6 10 месяцев назад

      Four wheel chariots i never saw 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jarlnils435
      @jarlnils435 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@vojteskaaaaaa6 the earliest chariots were four wheeled. Look at sumerian depictions.

  • @TigerMafia12
    @TigerMafia12 10 месяцев назад +9

    Got to admit. Creative Assemblys getting really good at making games nobody wants

  • @fernandolugo3338
    @fernandolugo3338 6 месяцев назад

    Idk but it looks like they are figthing under water, and the movement is slowed

  • @joyogggKids
    @joyogggKids 9 месяцев назад +1

    this is could be Trojan war

  • @stevenringle3467
    @stevenringle3467 2 месяца назад

    Why are you firing fire arrows during a rain storm?

  • @misterlove7895
    @misterlove7895 11 месяцев назад +1

    they dont even try to make empire 2/medieval 3

  • @imsh14
    @imsh14 11 месяцев назад +1

    So.. whos getting out of here?

  • @bensingleton2798
    @bensingleton2798 Год назад +26

    God damit!!! Give us Empire 2 or Medieval 3.... Egypt is boring

    • @MaxStirner123
      @MaxStirner123 Месяц назад +1

      Subjective truth, I would like a historical period never done

  • @nikifora.738
    @nikifora.738 10 месяцев назад

    cool, but I wish the soldier said "I'm getting out of here" a couple more times, it wasn't quite enough.

  • @loszhor
    @loszhor 6 месяцев назад +1

    He should get out of there!

  • @tysonhughes3711
    @tysonhughes3711 9 месяцев назад

    Why were egyptian unit always looked poorly armed and half naked while Hittites are well armed and wear pant & armors?

  • @SGman3000
    @SGman3000 11 месяцев назад

    The thing that bums me out is the scope. Needs way more factions like Assyrians and Mitanni but they dated this so weirdly. Has potential but will it ever reach it?

  • @juanagudelo409
    @juanagudelo409 9 месяцев назад

    Looks like a mod for Troy.

  • @TheDoodlez1111
    @TheDoodlez1111 9 месяцев назад

    Again no killmoves??? what year is this, 2005???

  • @wowowawa
    @wowowawa 4 месяца назад

    IM GETTING OUT OF HERE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯

  • @trancecod
    @trancecod 8 месяцев назад

    ahh fire arrows

  • @Selkath_Tholotian
    @Selkath_Tholotian 8 месяцев назад

    no kill animation

  • @smokejaguar67
    @smokejaguar67 9 месяцев назад

    I just bought it - keep me in your thoughts as I await the installation to finish 😁

  • @torpidjourneymaker3692
    @torpidjourneymaker3692 Год назад +1

    i prefer the old, tall unit models. The ones starting from three kingdoms looks small and puny in comparison to Atilla and Shogun Models

  • @matts7125
    @matts7125 Год назад +1

    Underwhelmed

  • @MelhussedJr
    @MelhussedJr Месяц назад

    Yksos 😢

  • @jofox-pe2ji
    @jofox-pe2ji 10 месяцев назад

    fire arows under the rain ???🙄

  • @mr.fantastic7756
    @mr.fantastic7756 9 месяцев назад

    Looks like a mobile game

  • @robinthedeath1
    @robinthedeath1 Год назад +7

    Fire arrows in the rain ? ok...

    • @MAGAMER1300
      @MAGAMER1300 10 месяцев назад

      Fire arrows don't work irl anyway so I think I can give it a pass

  • @EdgarStyles1234
    @EdgarStyles1234 9 месяцев назад

    Simpzy simping for CA

  • @jamieevans3666
    @jamieevans3666 8 месяцев назад

    i miss when total war made games and not dlc/hype scams

    • @SimpzyTotalWar
      @SimpzyTotalWar  8 месяцев назад

      Since when where they hype scams?

    • @jamieevans3666
      @jamieevans3666 8 месяцев назад

      new total war games have constantly been disappointments, the total war team seems to focus merely on advertising instead of making a polished game @@SimpzyTotalWar

  • @TlAGO
    @TlAGO Год назад

    Aproveitarão as skin do troy pra fazer esse pharaoh. Tinha que fazer uma nova do medieval total war.

    • @Danimobfordan
      @Danimobfordan 10 месяцев назад +1

      Rome 2 melhor da série e pronto!!!

  • @Flavius-Timasius
    @Flavius-Timasius Год назад +4

    Age of bronze mod>>>

  • @mateoemilioalfaroalcega7498
    @mateoemilioalfaroalcega7498 8 месяцев назад

    Tomb kings expansion is a better Egyptian total war than thia

  • @Saltytoxico
    @Saltytoxico Год назад +20

    They made a game no one wants 😢

    • @josehernandezespino2361
      @josehernandezespino2361 Год назад +11

      I want it.

    • @ludydobry9012
      @ludydobry9012 Год назад

      Sma here. There are many that will buy it. More than silly medieval or empire game

    • @l-roteroktober-l
      @l-roteroktober-l Год назад

      @@ludydobry9012silly 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @moose8128
      @moose8128 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@ludydobry9012calling 2 of the best total war games ever made silly. Just stop.

    • @Fyrdman
      @Fyrdman 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@moose8128lol empire sucked. So much so it was abandoned after only a few months.

  • @duaneclark7108
    @duaneclark7108 Год назад +2

    Did anyone in this time period actually have horned helmets? I doubt it

    • @communistcuphead2901
      @communistcuphead2901 Год назад +9

      Some depictions of the sea peoples depict then as having horned helmets

    • @Linduine
      @Linduine Год назад +7

      Mycenaeans used tusks for their helmets, so close

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 9 месяцев назад

      @@Linduine On their ceremonial helmets.

  • @moose8128
    @moose8128 11 месяцев назад

    Another total war game I’ll be skipping… can we just get medieval 3 or empire 2 already

  • @marcelrenbo5940
    @marcelrenbo5940 Год назад +5

    This looks pretty bad

  • @Matvei22420
    @Matvei22420 9 месяцев назад

    This mobile game seems kinda mehh lul

  • @knightofsvea604
    @knightofsvea604 9 месяцев назад

    And people pay $60 for this shit?

  • @garyh3597
    @garyh3597 6 месяцев назад

    Who the fk actually wanted this garbage or true? We want Roman’s and knights and samurai and guan yu the god of war.

  • @odin1185
    @odin1185 Год назад +7

    This just looks so bland and dull

  • @GeorgeEstregan828
    @GeorgeEstregan828 Год назад +1

    We want the Sea People / Atlanteans!

    • @GaiusCaligula234
      @GaiusCaligula234 11 месяцев назад +1

      "Atlanteans" piss off mate

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 9 месяцев назад

      The Sea People are barbarians of different groups.

  • @freakalmighty2533
    @freakalmighty2533 Год назад

    Why are they going with another bronze age game? Give us anything but this. You just made Troy.
    No amount of QoL changes will make this appealing to me.

  • @dylanrooney5605
    @dylanrooney5605 10 месяцев назад

    It just looks terrible every time I see it

  • @legioxequestris4202
    @legioxequestris4202 Год назад +3

    I honestly think I'm gonna skip this one as well. A shame. I would love a new total war game more along the likes of Rome. Unfortunately it seems like we'll get back there.

  • @kingarthur7250
    @kingarthur7250 11 месяцев назад +1

    Instead of rome 3...medieval 2...we get troy.. 3 kingdom...now this. Im done with these total dead games now. The decline is massive. No troop animations ...zoom in and see a mobile phone battle if hit air and die. A huge huge decline in quality, depth and strategy.

    • @Anti-Putinist
      @Anti-Putinist 10 месяцев назад

      Нет

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 9 месяцев назад

      3 Kingdoms was one of their best selling and played games.

    • @lyricofwise6894
      @lyricofwise6894 9 месяцев назад

      Ppl dont want the same thing over and over, AND... ppl wouldnt reminisce past tutles and want rome 3 or 4 if CA started putting quality in their titles, like for rome 2 (by making it memorable) AND their other titles like britannia, troy, and pharoah

  • @vojteskaaaaaa6
    @vojteskaaaaaa6 10 месяцев назад

    Looks bad

  • @re-birth8865
    @re-birth8865 9 месяцев назад

    dead game

  • @jamiemgr
    @jamiemgr 10 месяцев назад

    🤮 Looks awful. So much copy paste units

  • @plscometomychannel1007
    @plscometomychannel1007 9 месяцев назад

    They move like snails

  • @cfcduffysafc
    @cfcduffysafc 11 месяцев назад

    gutted they are releasing this as next total war. Troy was a sh1t show and this will be the same. Should be empire 2

    • @jofox-pe2ji
      @jofox-pe2ji 10 месяцев назад

      too expensive !!!