I like how almost all of your videos has that one person who takes things literally, and then the other person who sees things generally like most people do.
this video kinda gives "if i'm 99lbs and i eat a pound of nachos, am i 1% nachos?" vibes for me lmao (thanks to lonestarr1490 for making actual sense out of this comment)
Well, I can tell you what this discussion would inevitably lead to: first, an elaborate analysis of your gut biome and whether or not that counts as symbiosis, but ultimately the realization that "You" (or "I" for that matter) is not a well-defined concept at all. You're less of an entity and more like an emergent phenomenon. And the same is true for every single thing in the universe. And because that's unbearable, you then try to go smaller and find something--anything--that is "a thing", only to realize that "matter" isn't really that useful of a term either. Because sometimes it's waves and that makes no God damn sense!
I think the phrase sounds like it makes more sense if you switch the order of the sub-phrases. If you say "You can't eat your cake and have it, too" makes more sense in my mind than "You can't have your cake and eat it, too".
Yeah, it took me quite a long time to wrap my head around that phrase (not a native English speaker and I don't think we have a direct equivalent of this idiom in German). I like your version better, too.
i used to think that the phrase meant that "having a cake" also referred to eating it, so the idiom was referring to the fact that you can't eat a cake twice since you already ate it.
Native English speaker here, I never used or really paid much attention to the phrase or what it actually meant until this video (or the original version of this video which was a while ago so I forgot the meaning of it and just relearned it lol)
Exactly. Fully agree (apparently the phrase was swapped around at some point in history) - What's the point in having a cake if you're not going to eat it?
Then you ate less than a cake and you have less than a cake. Or in other words, you did not eat "a cake" and you still ended up not having "a cake". Good job.
@@omatic_opulis9876 I don't think what you're saying is right. Or are you saying that it's made out of cake but you can't call it a cake, like a fake tree built out of wood,sticks and leaves but it's not a tree because It wasn't originally like that
That last line, though, cracked me up and brought back memories. When I was a kid I got an ice cream cake for my birthday with the coolest design on it. Refused to let anybody have the best piece with the bust image on it. My mom kept it in the freezer for months aftetward, I would sometimes look at it and remember how I felt on that day. Eventually it was thrown out, but I still have fond memories of that cake. So yeah, I kinda had my cake and ate it too! The sword makes way more sense, haha.
That particular saying bothered me a lot (as a non-native speaker). I always thought it was nonsensical. And I was right. I remember watching a video about how that saying came about and the ORIGINAL was "you can't EAT your cake and HAVE it too" which makes all the sense in the world. Because OF COURSE you can HAVE your cake and then eat it, but not the other way around.
Apparently this saying is from ages past when you would rent a cake for a party to impress your quests but usually return it uneaten. I'm betting those were very dry cakes, no jam or whipped cream anywhere... but unlike bread they would have sugar, which was super expensive back then. Reminds me of a museum exhibit, a fancy room had a lemon painted on the wall just to show that the owner was worldly enough to know what a lemon looks like, or at least rich enough to hire a painter who does.
"Tu ne peux pas avoir le beurre et l'argent du beurre" "You can't have butter and the money of the butter" A French variation that is maybe less confusing, but less appealing than cake
@@DragoSonicMileI think it's about selling the butter to get money, but still keeping the butter for yourself. Or maybe you're buying the butter, but keeping the money instead of spending it.
I've argued with many people who, when I use an apology to explain something, they want to argue about the analogy. And it's not because they think it's a bad analogy, they just start arguing about the analogy. It goes right over their head.
If I had to make a saying that means the same thing, it would be, “You can’t be awake and asleep.” Does it sound weird, yes. Does it make sense, also yes.
@@lonestarr1490 Even with that, it isn't a complete contradiction because you are technically awake, but your body is still "asleep". Obviously it's more complex than that, but I think that would be the general explaination.
@@youyououmf8200 the French saying goes “vouloir le beurre et l’argent du beurre” translates roughly to “wanting butter and the money for it” meaning “being greedy”
the life long question that we all struggle to answer; "am i me or am i cake?" ever since the "real or cake" phenomenon, I've been asking myself, not everyday, but occasionally
this reminds me of the scene from Home Alone 2, where Kevin says he had some rollerblades he really liked and he didnt use them because he didnt want to ruin them and he eventually grew out of them.
“You clearly have to eat the cake or it will go bad.” To challenge this statement, may I humbly offer fruitcake, as it is seemingly nonperishable, plus it can’t really “go bad” since it starts off bad.
Reminds me of this exchange from a really good anime: "Huh. I keep eating a bunch of snacks, but my weight plus my luggage stays the same." "Might want to give that some thought, Kimari."
Russischer Zupfkuchen. (Sorry, I tried to find a translation but failed. You're on your own with this one. Maybe try imagine search it; you might have seen it before.)
Yes, in its current version, it’s a very confusing saying. However, when my mom explained it to me, it finally clicked when I thought about wedding cakes. The couple getting married often order a tiered cake that is ornately decorated (at great expense). They’ll cut the bottom tier and distribute it to guests, but many will take the top tier home and put it in the freezer to eat on their first anniversary. For the year leading up to the anniversary, they can peek into the freezer and admire how beautifully it’s decorated and reminisce about their wedding. The cake is a tangible reminder of their commitment to each other. When the first anniversary comes around, they eat the cake, and no matter how many pictures they take or how deliberately they savor the cake, all they’ll have left of the cake is a memory. It’s no longer a tangible symbol, and looking in the freezer will never bring back the feelings because it’s not there anymore. Now the couple has to focus on other reminders of their special day, because they don’t have that cake one anymore after they ate it. Yeah, it’s kind of silly and not nearly as intuitive as other ways to frame the sentiment, but that’s how I kept it straight in my head when I was younger 😂
@@betulkorkut5215 MW places its earliest attestation of "head over heels" in the 1600s, in reference to summersaults. OED says that this is a corruption of "heels over head," which shows up as early as the 1400s.
@@LB-ge8ihI have yet to see a scarcity of cake in the US. It doesn't even have to be a BIG cake. It could just be a double pack of Hostess cupcakes. Then you have one to eat and one to have. Just use your Brussels Sprouts money to buy the cake.
@@Nomen.Monniker Haha, cake is probably less expensive than fresh veg anyway! A modern Marie Antionette would be more like “Let them eat artistically plated locally sourced organic meats and cheeses cut into whimsical shapes and placed atop crackers with a thin smear of fig preserves.”
@@LB-ge8ih That sounds really good! Yeah, some cured roast beef, aged cheddar, fancy @$$ crackers, a bit of fig. And, of course, a nice organic fine wine. Yeah... Brussels Sprouts money won't be anywhere near enough to cover a feast like that...
Okay, time to ruin this. The idiom "eat your cake and have it too" originated in the 14th-15th centuries, and yes, in that order, as in if you eat your cake then you can't possess it anymore. You can only do one of those things. Then the variation of have your cake and eat it too happened, and the explanation as given in the video, as if the cake is supposed to be something kept in eternal possession rather than a perishable item which is supposed to be enjoyed came about, probably to justify someone's wrong usage of the idiom. You can't eat your cake AND have it too. Whereas if you have the cake, please go ahead and eat it, otherwise I will.
For the curious souls out there: Oldest known version of this quote: The Oxford Dictionary of Proverbs quotes a 1546 compendium by John Heywood, “Wolde ye bothe eate your cake, and haue your cake?”
"You can't have your cake and eat it to" comes from when people would rent cakes as ornaments. Buying one was more expensive, but you couldn't eat a rental.
Actually, no, that’s an urban legend. There are a lot of these myths about the origins of words and phrases out there that sound real but are bunk. Not that they didn’t ever rent fake cakes - they still do that - but the earliest quote is as such: The Oxford Dictionary of Proverbs quotes a 1546 compendium by John Heywood, “Wolde ye bothe eate your cake, and haue your cake?” 1546 is way before wedding cakes were even a common thing.
@@LB-ge8ih that's a nice AI generated response from Google you got there. Not true. They also used to rent pineapples to royalty because they were considered an oddity
@@DRourkey Actually it is from The New York Times’ “On Language” column by Ben Zimmer, 2/18/2011. But thanks for showing that even a modicum of research effort will be flippantly cast aside by those who are determined to believe whatever they read without question. Or, you know, you could have actually done a little research yourself…
@@LB-ge8ih yes and that article was taken by AI and shows as the first result as Google, and it is still false. You didn't research. You copied and pasted
This was a triumph I'm making a note here; "Huge success" It's hard to overstate My satisfaction Aperture Science: We do what we must Because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying Over every mistake You just keep on trying Till you run out of cake And the science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are Still alive I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart, And killed me And tore me to pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you Now, these points of data Make a beautiful line And we're out of beta We're releasing on time So I'm GLaD I got burned Think of all the things we learned- For the people who are Still alive Go ahead and leave me I think I'd prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else To help you? Maybe Black Mesa? That was a joke *Haha - Fat Chance* Anyway this cake is great It's so delicious and moist Look at me: still talking When there's science to do When I look out there, It makes me GLaD I'm not you I've experiments to run There is research to be done On the people who are Still alive And believe me I am Still alive I'm doing science and I'm Still alive I feel fantastic and I'm Still alive While you're dying I'll be Still alive And when you're dead I will be Still alive Still alive
The original version of the saying was "eat your cake and have it too" or something to that effect. An odd side tangent: the use of the original phrase in a manifesto was how an infamous modern terrorist was caught; look it up.
Oldest known version of this quote: The Oxford Dictionary of Proverbs quotes a 1546 compendium by John Heywood, “Wolde ye bothe eate your cake, and haue your cake?”
“I’m just sad that I can’t be there tonight.” This is where confusion sets upon this channel. The question is: *Where is he going?* None of us will ever know.
At first I thought the phrase was like my country proverb "Drinking while Diving" but unfortunately it's actually means doing "two things at once" so kinda the opposite of that cake phrase.(The meaning is similar to "killing two birds with one stone").... But there's a similar proverb in my country which has a similar meaning to the "drinking and diving" but it makes no sense at least to me..... "Sailing while building the boat" ... Why would anyone sail an unfinished boat and build it along the way? 😅
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The Hallbeck-verse keeps growing
Thanks
I like how almost all of your videos has that one person who takes things literally, and then the other person who sees things generally like most people do.
Okay, but that sword analogy actually makes so much more sense
Well they didn't have video games with one time use objects back when the saying was started. 1538 if you're wondering
@@elaexplorer yeah, when cake was actually one of the more durabil things.
Came here to say something like this 🤣
@@elaexplorer I'm just saying that it makes more sense to me
..The Cake is a Lie...
this video kinda gives "if i'm 99lbs and i eat a pound of nachos, am i 1% nachos?" vibes for me lmao
(thanks to lonestarr1490 for making actual sense out of this comment)
Well, I can tell you what this discussion would inevitably lead to: first, an elaborate analysis of your gut biome and whether or not that counts as symbiosis, but ultimately the realization that "You" (or "I" for that matter) is not a well-defined concept at all. You're less of an entity and more like an emergent phenomenon. And the same is true for every single thing in the universe. And because that's unbearable, you then try to go smaller and find something--anything--that is "a thing", only to realize that "matter" isn't really that useful of a term either. Because sometimes it's waves and that makes no God damn sense!
@@lonestarr1490 tldr
He is maybe nacho
You would need to eat 1 pound to be 1% nacho
@@swirlygamer6247 maybe
@@lonestarr1490or despite this whole quirky comment is full of shit, your body weight is probably less than 1% shit.
I think the phrase sounds like it makes more sense if you switch the order of the sub-phrases. If you say "You can't eat your cake and have it, too" makes more sense in my mind than "You can't have your cake and eat it, too".
Yeah, it took me quite a long time to wrap my head around that phrase (not a native English speaker and I don't think we have a direct equivalent of this idiom in German). I like your version better, too.
i used to think that the phrase meant that "having a cake" also referred to eating it, so the idiom was referring to the fact that you can't eat a cake twice since you already ate it.
@@lonestarr1490 Thanks! It took a long time for me to really make sense of this phrase even though I'm a native English speaker.
Native English speaker here, I never used or really paid much attention to the phrase or what it actually meant until this video (or the original version of this video which was a while ago so I forgot the meaning of it and just relearned it lol)
Exactly. Fully agree (apparently the phrase was swapped around at some point in history) - What's the point in having a cake if you're not going to eat it?
You can’t have your cake and eat it too people after watching me eat only half the cake
Then you ate less than a cake and you have less than a cake. Or in other words, you did not eat "a cake" and you still ended up not having "a cake". Good job.
@@lonestarr1490 so theoretically by taking a bite of the cake it's no longer cake until you eat it all?
@@ILumineonit's still "cake," it just isn't "a cake."
@@omatic_opulis9876 I don't think what you're saying is right. Or are you saying that it's made out of cake but you can't call it a cake, like a fake tree built out of wood,sticks and leaves but it's not a tree because It wasn't originally like that
@@ILumineon second option
He’s got a point. The cake is in my belly now
They are right, the cake will go bad, gotta eat it 😅
You gotta!
Of course you can have cake and eat it! Buy 2 cakes!
Spider-Verse?
I'm 100% onboard with the sword analogy. Memorising it now.
That last line, though, cracked me up and brought back memories. When I was a kid I got an ice cream cake for my birthday with the coolest design on it. Refused to let anybody have the best piece with the bust image on it. My mom kept it in the freezer for months aftetward, I would sometimes look at it and remember how I felt on that day. Eventually it was thrown out, but I still have fond memories of that cake. So yeah, I kinda had my cake and ate it too! The sword makes way more sense, haha.
I feel like the fact I find this amusing would have saved my doctor so much trouble when it came to diagnosing me with autism.
To be fair I’m sure the dark elf is a really hard boss
At least until you discover the duplication glitch. That seems to exist in almost every single game that let's you store things in an inventory.
That particular saying bothered me a lot (as a non-native speaker). I always thought it was nonsensical.
And I was right.
I remember watching a video about how that saying came about and the ORIGINAL was "you can't EAT your cake and HAVE it too" which makes all the sense in the world.
Because OF COURSE you can HAVE your cake and then eat it, but not the other way around.
Most logical thing I've ever heard. Why would I have a cake that's not to eat?
Apparently this saying is from ages past when you would rent a cake for a party to impress your quests but usually return it uneaten. I'm betting those were very dry cakes, no jam or whipped cream anywhere... but unlike bread they would have sugar, which was super expensive back then. Reminds me of a museum exhibit, a fancy room had a lemon painted on the wall just to show that the owner was worldly enough to know what a lemon looks like, or at least rich enough to hire a painter who does.
Never argue with an idiot - they'll bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
From. Mark Twain. He used the word ➡️ stupid ⬅️ but this still works here.
Good old Mark Twain. Ahead of his time.
The guy with the box head is clearly the idiot here.
Now I want to start saying, "you can't have your emerald crescent blade and defeat the dark elf with it too!"
0:32 "I am part cake"
That would mean broski's blood is at least 2% cake 💀
"I am part cake!" ....
That just raised my self-esteem a lot! xD
"Tu ne peux pas avoir le beurre et l'argent du beurre"
"You can't have butter and the money of the butter"
A French variation that is maybe less confusing, but less appealing than cake
What? Why would you put money in the butter? That ruins the money and ruins the butter.
@@DragoSonicMileI think it's about selling the butter to get money, but still keeping the butter for yourself. Or maybe you're buying the butter, but keeping the money instead of spending it.
When I'm from, we say "you can't have butter, and butter money"
Some add a part about the butter lady, but it just confuses the message.
France?
@@rvsen5351 Oui.
I like seeing sayings being taken literally and analyzed.
To be honest that makes more sense then cake. The cake... Is a *LIE*
I've argued with many people who, when I use an apology to explain something, they want to argue about the analogy.
And it's not because they think it's a bad analogy, they just start arguing about the analogy. It goes right over their head.
The sword thing is on point.
Clearly the guy has never been seen a cake fancy enough that it's really not for eating, it's just for looking pretty.
Now i just crave cake 😂
They're a little confused but they've got the spirit
The actual quote is about monogomy: "You can't have your Kate, and Edith too."
If I had to make a saying that means the same thing, it would be, “You can’t be awake and asleep.” Does it sound weird, yes. Does it make sense, also yes.
Clearly, you never suffered from sleep paralysis. May it stay that way for you.
@@lonestarr1490 Even with that, it isn't a complete contradiction because you are technically awake, but your body is still "asleep". Obviously it's more complex than that, but I think that would be the general explaination.
The stills of these comics are great but these animated ones really makes them shine and the voice acting is hilarious and well done
Agreed. The Cake analogy should be replaced with sword analogy. 😅
"I AM PART CAKE!"
The french expression for this is "You can't get teh bread, and the money for it
ofc the french would say something like that
It’s not bread, it’s butter!
@@usernametaken017 lol. But at least, it makes more sense
@@ameliegonissen7154 wat
@@youyououmf8200 the French saying goes “vouloir le beurre et l’argent du beurre” translates roughly to “wanting butter and the money for it” meaning “being greedy”
It's like the masterball from pokemon also, can catch whatever you want but only once.
the life long question that we all struggle to answer;
"am i me or am i cake?"
ever since the "real or cake" phenomenon, I've been asking myself, not everyday, but occasionally
My last two braincells having a conversation 😅
i like the smile he makes at the end, like he's proud of the replacement analogy he created
This man speaks the truth
This video actually makes the saying make more sense to me
Your videos make my day
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Oh God.... This is the funniest thing ever!
"I am part cake!"
That delivery was the best.
Where have these videos been my whole life?! 🤣😂
You can't use your consumables and keep them for a hypothetical even stronger bossfight too
In France they say "you cant have the butter and also the money for the butter!"
Most of that cake is leaving you tomorrow, and what isnt, sticks with you for only a few years lol
Judging by the thighs of most Americans, I daresay that cake sticks with people for longer than a few years.
I love the ending. It makes total sense.
this reminds me of the scene from Home Alone 2, where Kevin says he had some rollerblades he really liked and he didnt use them because he didnt want to ruin them and he eventually grew out of them.
Now I finally understand that phrase
To be honest the blade analogy works better than the cake one.
“You clearly have to eat the cake or it will go bad.”
To challenge this statement, may I humbly offer fruitcake, as it is seemingly nonperishable, plus it can’t really “go bad” since it starts off bad.
I always got confused with this one
It'll be easier to say you can't eat your cake, than have it too
Reminds me of this exchange from a really good anime:
"Huh. I keep eating a bunch of snacks, but my weight plus my luggage stays the same."
"Might want to give that some thought, Kimari."
It should be "Eat the cake and have it too"
so real.
finally an explanation to this thing
Everyone tell me. What is the best cake?
Russischer Zupfkuchen.
(Sorry, I tried to find a translation but failed. You're on your own with this one. Maybe try imagine search it; you might have seen it before.)
Devil's food!!! Chocolate cake with chocolate frosting.
Poppy seed isn't too bad either.
When I was a kid, every birthday I asked my mom to make “chocolate cake with white icing and M&M’s stuck all over it”. So, there’s that. 😊
Ice cream cake
Eat part of the cake. That way you can eat it and still have it.
Can't go wrong with Cake Logic --- Spock would be satisfied as I don't think Vulcans are allowed to be proud.
Yes, in its current version, it’s a very confusing saying. However, when my mom explained it to me, it finally clicked when I thought about wedding cakes. The couple getting married often order a tiered cake that is ornately decorated (at great expense). They’ll cut the bottom tier and distribute it to guests, but many will take the top tier home and put it in the freezer to eat on their first anniversary. For the year leading up to the anniversary, they can peek into the freezer and admire how beautifully it’s decorated and reminisce about their wedding. The cake is a tangible reminder of their commitment to each other. When the first anniversary comes around, they eat the cake, and no matter how many pictures they take or how deliberately they savor the cake, all they’ll have left of the cake is a memory. It’s no longer a tangible symbol, and looking in the freezer will never bring back the feelings because it’s not there anymore. Now the couple has to focus on other reminders of their special day, because they don’t have that cake one anymore after they ate it.
Yeah, it’s kind of silly and not nearly as intuitive as other ways to frame the sentiment, but that’s how I kept it straight in my head when I was younger 😂
They should really change the saying to "You can't eat your cake and keep it, too"
…The cake is only part of you for ~2 years…
I had a girlfriend, but I liked this other girl.
I tried to have my Kate, and Edith too.
I like this one way more than the original 😂😂😂
@@jackofmytrade Turns out it's a song, but I'm pretty sure I heard it in a movie called Night Patrol.
Aha, gotcha. Still good tho lol
I WANT CAKE NOW.
Finally the phrase makes sense
you can have your pineapple or give it back! -The 1800's
Like "heels over head," I believe this expression originally appeared in a more logical form and then mutated in ways that roll better off the tongue.
I think its a reference to fainting
@@betulkorkut5215 MW places its earliest attestation of "head over heels" in the 1600s, in reference to summersaults. OED says that this is a corruption of "heels over head," which shows up as early as the 1400s.
Finally! Someone else who thinks the same way when others use that cake saying.
0:39 🎵 I can't believe it's just a burning memory... 🎵
Don't rust birds - they are dinosaurs!
Indeed they are.
You just get ANOTHER CAKE!
Then there is always cake to be had...and eaten.
Getting all high and mighty, aren’t you, channeling Marie Antionette. Remember what happened to her…
@@LB-ge8ihI have yet to see a scarcity of cake in the US.
It doesn't even have to be a BIG cake.
It could just be a double pack of Hostess cupcakes.
Then you have one to eat and one to have.
Just use your Brussels Sprouts money to buy the cake.
@@Nomen.Monniker Haha, cake is probably less expensive than fresh veg anyway! A modern Marie Antionette would be more like “Let them eat artistically plated locally sourced organic meats and cheeses cut into whimsical shapes and placed atop crackers with a thin smear of fig preserves.”
@@LB-ge8ih That sounds really good! Yeah, some cured roast beef, aged cheddar, fancy @$$ crackers, a bit of fig.
And, of course, a nice organic fine wine.
Yeah... Brussels Sprouts money won't be anywhere near enough to cover a feast like that...
This person would drive me crazy
For Pokémon fans, the Emerald Crescent Blade is a Master Ball.
I thought the phrase was make a cake and eat it to
“You can’t have your cake and eat it too”
That is the worst saying because it’s contradictory.
Yes. And anyway, the cake is a lie.
Well that just got way more confusing
Okay, time to ruin this.
The idiom "eat your cake and have it too" originated in the 14th-15th centuries, and yes, in that order, as in if you eat your cake then you can't possess it anymore. You can only do one of those things. Then the variation of have your cake and eat it too happened, and the explanation as given in the video, as if the cake is supposed to be something kept in eternal possession rather than a perishable item which is supposed to be enjoyed came about, probably to justify someone's wrong usage of the idiom.
You can't eat your cake AND have it too. Whereas if you have the cake, please go ahead and eat it, otherwise I will.
For the curious souls out there: Oldest known version of this quote: The Oxford Dictionary of Proverbs quotes a 1546 compendium by John Heywood, “Wolde ye bothe eate your cake, and haue your cake?”
Wow
Thanks, it's the first time I understood what that whole cake thing meant! (Ftr, English is my second language)
"You can't have your cake and eat it to" comes from when people would rent cakes as ornaments. Buying one was more expensive, but you couldn't eat a rental.
Actually, no, that’s an urban legend. There are a lot of these myths about the origins of words and phrases out there that sound real but are bunk. Not that they didn’t ever rent fake cakes - they still do that - but the earliest quote is as such: The Oxford Dictionary of Proverbs quotes a 1546 compendium by John Heywood, “Wolde ye bothe eate your cake, and haue your cake?” 1546 is way before wedding cakes were even a common thing.
@@LB-ge8ih that's a nice AI generated response from Google you got there. Not true. They also used to rent pineapples to royalty because they were considered an oddity
@@DRourkey Actually it is from The New York Times’ “On Language” column by Ben Zimmer, 2/18/2011. But thanks for showing that even a modicum of research effort will be flippantly cast aside by those who are determined to believe whatever they read without question. Or, you know, you could have actually done a little research yourself…
And by the way, nice self-own.
@@LB-ge8ih yes and that article was taken by AI and shows as the first result as Google, and it is still false. You didn't research. You copied and pasted
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here; "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction
Aperture Science:
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are
Still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart,
And killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now, these points of data
Make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned-
For the people who are
Still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else
To help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke
*Haha - Fat Chance*
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me: still talking
When there's science to do
When I look out there,
It makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are
Still alive
And believe me I am
Still alive
I'm doing science and I'm
Still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm
Still alive
While you're dying I'll be
Still alive
And when you're dead I will be
Still alive
Still alive
👍🏾
From the cake is a lie?
That's why in Hebrew we say it differently- 'you can't eat the cake and keep it whole'- which makes more sense.
The cake doesn’t stay as cake it turns into waste
"I am part cake."🎂
Now I want to have some cake.
No ... wait ...
That made way too much sense.
Now I want cake.
Is it real or is it cake. It's all cake. 😂😂😂
for a second i thought it might be a sponsor lol
Now that makes sense
You cant have your +10 to speechcraft item and read it too.
I don’t want to have cake anyway. The cake is a lie.
The original version of the saying was "eat your cake and have it too" or something to that effect. An odd side tangent: the use of the original phrase in a manifesto was how an infamous modern terrorist was caught; look it up.
Oldest known version of this quote: The Oxford Dictionary of Proverbs quotes a 1546 compendium by John Heywood, “Wolde ye bothe eate your cake, and haue your cake?”
0:33 I AM PART CAKE!!!
I’m happily part cake lol
“I’m just sad that I can’t be there tonight.”
This is where confusion sets upon this channel.
The question is: *Where is he going?*
None of us will ever know.
Revives in pokemon
At first I thought the phrase was like my country proverb "Drinking while Diving" but unfortunately it's actually means doing "two things at once" so kinda the opposite of that cake phrase.(The meaning is similar to "killing two birds with one stone")....
But there's a similar proverb in my country which has a similar meaning to the "drinking and diving" but it makes no sense at least to me..... "Sailing while building the boat" ... Why would anyone sail an unfinished boat and build it along the way? 😅
ASD vibes all the way
Mr cube returned.
My memory says that he didn't eat cake ,he ate sandwich
Cheesecake!
I always thought this about this proverb.
It's so much better in Bangla