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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @dragonicus2614
    @dragonicus2614 Месяц назад +250

    WTF!!!???
    That title
    This can't be real!?

    • @pawsvtuber
      @pawsvtuber  Месяц назад +91

      Pretty sure the teen one is fabricated for meme purpose only. Most others seem true tho 💀

    • @MatthewBailey-f2u
      @MatthewBailey-f2u Месяц назад +16

      ​@pawsvtuber well it wouldn't be the most I insane thing I've heard
      Also you need to fight pipislayer for title of the one true Romanian vtuber
      Lastly hello from England

    • @Pherim_
      @Pherim_ Месяц назад +12

      ​@@pawsvtuber This meme must be fake, but the story really did happen. I read on a newd article once, but the teen was older

    • @ezracosay3790
      @ezracosay3790 Месяц назад +1

      Paws have a cutest laugh

    • @syxtiwatt3857
      @syxtiwatt3857 Месяц назад +2

      I think i saw a video on this very subject on... orange youtube. Didn't click on it though, not my jam.

  • @soalsan2238
    @soalsan2238 Месяц назад +134

    8:42 If I remember correctly, the photographer was supposedly a friend of the couple who was giving them a discount because of that, and they still denied them food

  • @BigLeo3036
    @BigLeo3036 Месяц назад +45

    In America, a life sentence can be a whole life or a sentence exceeding 25 years before parole can be brought up to the table. Also, you can be pardoned for one life sentence, but still be serving a different life sentence for a different crime. For example, a serial killer found guilty for killing 24 people, but proven innocent later for only 3 of those people.

  • @velvetrosang4684
    @velvetrosang4684 Месяц назад +27

    9:10 They didn't pay the photographer, actually. He was a friend of the family and they didn't even pay him, let alone give him food. Those people are horrible.

  • @patbracken
    @patbracken Месяц назад +30

    "Who accepted that trade?"
    Probably a concerned employee trying to get the baby away from the crazy man. Possibly out of fear that the baby would be eaten if the deal was refused.

  • @caleb4717
    @caleb4717 Месяц назад +22

    10:54 My little sister did this exact same thing when I was a kid. When she was 11, she stole our mom's car to drive to our grandparents' house an hour and a half away. She got pulled over 40 miles from our house. Honestly impressed me, tbh

  • @NewTypeDilemma01
    @NewTypeDilemma01 Месяц назад +73

    Jeez. That guinea pig. Assuming the average litter size (three), that boar would have had to mate with about 134 sows.

    • @Trikik
      @Trikik Месяц назад +19

      Bro used all his life force for it and it was worth it.

    • @bhart3321
      @bhart3321 Месяц назад +11

      Genghis Khan energy 😂

    • @voidroad
      @voidroad Месяц назад +4

      He's HIM 😂

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 Месяц назад +3

      We need to get some furry fanart of that.

    • @pureheartspassionarts
      @pureheartspassionarts 24 дня назад

      @@seneca983 What the heck is wrong with you?! Also, please give a link so we can reprimand whoever draws this. It's especially important that we reprimand anyone who draws them with abs, so please post them first.

  • @white0thunderwhite0thunder71
    @white0thunderwhite0thunder71 Месяц назад +23

    What a way to get back against your bully. And they can't do a damn thing about it because their moms will beat the crap out of them for picking on their boyfriend.

  • @lollypopalopicus
    @lollypopalopicus Месяц назад +20

    17:08
    I mean, I dont know about you, but if someone was willing to trade a baby for 15 big macs, I'd take the trade just to get the baby away from that person.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Месяц назад +12

    05:10
    Apparently this is a true story. Mike was at the zoo, watching the gorillas, and he saw one of the silverbacks bullying some of the other gorillas, so he offered a nearby zookeeper a large sum to let him into the enclosure so he could teach that silverback a lesson. The zookeeper refused.

  • @micktrinus
    @micktrinus Месяц назад +52

    If I remember correctly, the Mike Tyson thing is real, he was at a zoo and saw a gorilla bullying other gorillas, and he wanted to fight it.

    • @bhart3321
      @bhart3321 Месяц назад +8

      Absolutely zero thought that even the weakest silverback can tear a car apart with its bare hands, just think about how quickly he'd rip "Iron Mike" to literal pieces. Yeah he's still not a particularly intelligent individual.

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@bhart3321imagine getting your brain concussive blasted for a life time, you'd lose 50 IQ points easy, it's a marvel the man can articulate a sentence with what he's been through

    • @accelerator8558
      @accelerator8558 20 дней назад

      ​@@bhart3321nanomachimes

  • @mercutiodrakmord5291
    @mercutiodrakmord5291 Месяц назад +49

    So the woman that trained the squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend is from Florida and was an Ex-Circus Animal Trainer. She would use food to encourage them to attack the picture of her ex and then would release them in the area around and order them to attack him. The poor dude lost a few fingers and even 1 of his 2 balls.

    • @josetapia9714
      @josetapia9714 Месяц назад +6

      .....wAt?!

    • @Nara.Shikamaru
      @Nara.Shikamaru Месяц назад +6

      God I love crazy Floridians. They make for the best stories when you’re fucked up.

    • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
      @Jumpyman_thegamerYT Месяц назад +6

      I've been saying this for years, there's something in the Florida water supply that makes them all crazy as heck.

    • @Nara.Shikamaru
      @Nara.Shikamaru Месяц назад +2

      @@Jumpyman_thegamerYT I’d buy that it was mercury poisoning.

    • @bhart3321
      @bhart3321 Месяц назад +4

      Of course it was Florida

  • @Jonesman64
    @Jonesman64 29 дней назад +7

    When the happy meal needs a label that says "Does not actually contain happiness"

  • @Kirdex90
    @Kirdex90 24 дня назад +3

    Anyone else notice the Guinea Pigs name is Randy? It’s below the pic for those who didn’t notice.

  • @alexplaysgames_2
    @alexplaysgames_2 22 дня назад +3

    I’d let my photographer eat at my wedding. Just because I’m a chill dude and want everyone to be comfortable while there.

  • @thorin1045
    @thorin1045 Месяц назад +5

    that smile on the small pig: yes, i did it, what can you do now? nothing. and i will do it again...

  • @christianlenik5307
    @christianlenik5307 Месяц назад +15

    The Bullies be like: "You true mother trucker!"

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 Месяц назад

      It was just a meme, not a real news story.

  • @Nurple17
    @Nurple17 Месяц назад +6

    9:19 It's a common practice that the employment contracts for wedding photography is that food/cost of food is included as a package deal, on top of payment. Not having this arrangement built in is a little strange since doing it guarantees you get food and a break.
    Legally speaking though (while I've studied law, am not an attorney), deleting those photos qualifies as destruction of property, if not recoverable, and also qualifies as fraud if the couple already paid, in part or whole, or if they're paying by the hour, which also qualifies as employment theft. In any case, whether or not the couple "deserved it" by not feeding them, the couple have grounds for a civil case that could be costly for the photographers.

    • @martenkahr3365
      @martenkahr3365 Месяц назад +6

      I remember that story. Apparently the professional photographer was a "friend" of the couple and the couple basically expected him to do all the professional photography of their wedding for free. The way the photographer understood their verbal agreement was that he was basically being invited as a guest with everything that entails, but also asked to do professional photos on the side. But on the day he arrived, he was instead told he was staff, not a guest. TL;DR, couple didn't have the money to afford everything they wanted in their dream wedding and cut corners literally everywhere they could, including taking advantage of "friends" in the right professions.

    • @Nurple17
      @Nurple17 Месяц назад

      @@martenkahr3365 That could change some things, especially if becomes a civil case, but not by much.
      On one hand, changing the terms of a verbal agreement in order to maximize your benefits without informing the relevant parties can be cause for dismissal. If it's not something you'd do in writing, it's definitely not something you do informally to people who can be called as a witness against you, and that's definitely not something you want a judge to hear about. Especially if it caused your friends emotional distress.
      On the other hand, it's really hard to pass yourself off as a victim when you pretend to go along with new terms of what can be interpreted as a favor, that you had no say in, but you do the job anyways, and then destroy the product of the agreement. That can be argued as malicious intent to cause emotional harm, or even as provocation.
      A judge, or jury, would look at the case and see both parties at fault, at which, they will apply a liability balance test to determine actual fault:
      It can be argued that both parties are at equal fault, and make them pay equivalent in damages to each other. Typically though, equal fault judgments are thrown out and both parties pay the same court fees.
      They can deem the couple at fault for altering the agreement, causing distress and seeming karmic retribution against them at their own hands, because of the implied dishonesty about fulfilling their ends of the agreement.
      However, the most probable guilty ruling would still be against the photographer, imo. They could've just left the wedding, with no incident or additional drama, but they chose to delete the pictures they blatantly agreed to take just to get back AT THEIR FRIENDS FOR. A judge or jury would probably also add punitive damages for the actual undue emotional distress caused to the couple because of this gross behavior.

  • @mariolegault2561
    @mariolegault2561 Месяц назад +8

    Lols... I would sort of "hop walk" in the snow, extending the distance between each print so that people would think it was a super long legged monster dude. 😅

  • @Inaire_Falen
    @Inaire_Falen Месяц назад +4

    18:30 - 18:45 that laugh made my day 19:10 the guy that made the homemade tank was cheated by the bank after he purxhased land to build on (they admitted to cheating him)

  • @DarkVeghetta
    @DarkVeghetta 4 дня назад

    1:12 I love how the guinea pig's name is... _Randy._
    Also, tail went extra swish-swish in this episode.

  • @Real_GarBiege
    @Real_GarBiege Месяц назад +10

    They did haircut man dirty. At least let him get the cut. 😂

    • @aaronburdon221
      @aaronburdon221 Месяц назад

      I know right. Just let them finish and then arrest him.

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 Месяц назад

      I bet they deliberately timed the arrest to contrive that outcome.

  • @_Sage967_
    @_Sage967_ Месяц назад +3

    im glad that nothing came of the first meme because that could escalate depending on the type of bullies the kid had and even though shit like reddit stories can often be fake shit like chris chan exists so you cant be too sure

  • @SebasTian58323
    @SebasTian58323 28 дней назад +2

    13:38 it could be avatism, stupidity or denial or something worse

  • @g12gigaman
    @g12gigaman Месяц назад +2

    7:53 why'd they stop him? now we'll never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a doorknob

  • @neferiusnexus
    @neferiusnexus Месяц назад +4

    little dude is an NTR doujin protagonist, on God.

  • @Nurple17
    @Nurple17 Месяц назад +3

    7:50 Guys, chicken Alfredo is the play

  • @elikyiael8740
    @elikyiael8740 Месяц назад +15

    girl, hakuna your tatas plz (don't)

  • @NonConformistPsyche
    @NonConformistPsyche Месяц назад +6

    5:39 insurance scam(?), babeyyyy

  • @Zathurius573
    @Zathurius573 24 дня назад +1

    Now where have I heard that first one before?
    Oh yeah, they made doujins out of this ALL THE TIME!!!

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi Месяц назад +2

    Squirrel Girl is disappointed that people are training Squirrels to do evil.☹

  • @archmagosreductorsethyrh7558
    @archmagosreductorsethyrh7558 Месяц назад +3

    Thats one happy guinea pig.

  • @BudokaiTH
    @BudokaiTH Месяц назад +5

    These bullies made him the villain.

  • @boydog181
    @boydog181 27 дней назад +1

    I believe the guy suing himself is so that his insurance would pay for his medical bills.

  • @firestorm5371
    @firestorm5371 Месяц назад +2

    10:38 i answer but i don't say anything and wait for the other person to say something

  • @Ghoulastre
    @Ghoulastre Месяц назад

    9:48 honestly, same
    I probably havent ever answered phones I dont recognise

  • @undyingwolf
    @undyingwolf 19 дней назад

    9:07 and this is why I respect my friends wife for forcing the photographer to eat some food specifically since he said he didn’t eat anything the entire day.

  • @scullcrusher99soulreaper59
    @scullcrusher99soulreaper59 23 дня назад

    17:54 you know what they say if your relationship doesn’t work out there’s always her mother or sister if she has one.

  • @Steven-uy7tf
    @Steven-uy7tf Месяц назад +3

    Just for the thumbnail alone you get a thumbs up, that shits funny.

  • @FaizalKuntz
    @FaizalKuntz Месяц назад +4

    The doujin that I just read is real

  • @oriozlynn
    @oriozlynn Месяц назад +4

    Thanks for the vid! Love your content Paws

  • @worldhello1234
    @worldhello1234 Месяц назад +2

    @0:36 That must be an Onion article.

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 Месяц назад

      I googled that apparently it's just a meme and a complete fabrication. It's not even from Onion nor any other satire outlet.

  • @piercelima9126
    @piercelima9126 18 дней назад

    That is diabolical. That is the ultimate get back

  • @lagzalot8944
    @lagzalot8944 26 дней назад

    That guinea pig has that genghis khan energy

  • @Buzzblade146
    @Buzzblade146 27 дней назад

    bro the guy at 5:58 looks JOLLY

  • @starkilr101
    @starkilr101 29 дней назад

    9:49 yep, that’s me. God could call me and if I didn’t recognize the number I may not pick up 😂

  • @Dieselneck73
    @Dieselneck73 Месяц назад

    6:48 must have been named after the rhythm/beat of a song

  • @luk3to
    @luk3to Месяц назад

    4:30
    "No shot"

  • @SplittingOfPrides
    @SplittingOfPrides Месяц назад +1

    I saw a similar plot in hanime

  • @BZUltimix
    @BZUltimix Месяц назад +1

    Technically this would be the opposite, but this...I salute to this young gentleman. I don't personally like it but he made NTR canon in OUR Verse, nothing can stop him now! 🗿
    .
    (besides the law of course & yeah I know it's probably a meme lol)🤣

  • @Makem12
    @Makem12 3 дня назад

    Life in prison, at least in my state, just means 99 years

  • @ZonycOrder
    @ZonycOrder Месяц назад

    Thanks for the laughs. And, since this is technically my first time seeing it: Nice outfit!

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 25 дней назад

    Apart from the thumbnail/first news, I notice your Halloween outfit and I love it, paws

  • @hermaeusmora424
    @hermaeusmora424 Месяц назад

    12:00 this guy is my hero 😂

  • @Ivory86789
    @Ivory86789 22 дня назад

    Being sentenced to life actually means around 15 years

  • @Zerif69
    @Zerif69 27 дней назад

    I was hesitant to believe the story but once I seen it was Chicago I figured it was probably true.

  • @Nara.Shikamaru
    @Nara.Shikamaru Месяц назад

    It’s illegal, but that’s one fucking HELL OF A POWER PLAY. 😂💀

  • @xXTheVigilantXx
    @xXTheVigilantXx Месяц назад

    The Chicago teen thing has been debunked. As much as I would have LOVED for it to be real, it was not.

  • @hansethetooly5421
    @hansethetooly5421 Месяц назад +4

    imagine their faces when they end up with a new sibling fathered by him they have to protect as the big sibling.

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 Месяц назад +1

      It was just a meme, not a real news story.

  • @Utopied24
    @Utopied24 24 дня назад

    2:59 I would know he’s me

  • @MaxGaming-gp6ij
    @MaxGaming-gp6ij 25 дней назад

    I like the halloween model. Very nice.

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods Месяц назад +4

    4:20 (heh funny number) iirc a life sentence just means you're in prison for the "average lifespan of a human" not that you're in there till you die.
    Or maybe I'm thinking of an anime.

  • @leonardlee5042
    @leonardlee5042 Месяц назад

    Getting arrested for trying to put on the rizz game with some chicken Alfredo? What the hell dude?

  • @darkcarnage9188
    @darkcarnage9188 Месяц назад

    the geinie pig name is pretty spot on Randy lol also as a Florida man, it is worst then the news says lol

  • @Frosted4109
    @Frosted4109 Месяц назад

    14:31 smugalana

  • @jackcausey1449
    @jackcausey1449 Месяц назад

    First one is very relevant to paws

  • @ericgolightly8450
    @ericgolightly8450 Месяц назад +2

    I can tell this is an older video

  • @thorin1045
    @thorin1045 Месяц назад

    for the laxative guy: now that is a proper shit eating grin...

  • @LatashaMoore-y7r
    @LatashaMoore-y7r Месяц назад

    I love listening to you talk Paws 🎶 ♥️ 😍 💕 😌

  • @vonhellsing6406
    @vonhellsing6406 Месяц назад +1

    This kid outplayed us all in based behavior.
    I thought sleeping with a cheating ex's mother was based.

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 Месяц назад

      That first one is just a meme. It's not real.

  • @Soulute367
    @Soulute367 Месяц назад

    Chiraq is a savage place damn

  • @Rouge_Agent
    @Rouge_Agent 26 дней назад

    Kokujin no tenkousei in real life

  • @geoffreyentwistle8176
    @geoffreyentwistle8176 Месяц назад

    I'm less than 3 minutes in and it's already getting hard to breathe... XD

  • @TheDarkness5
    @TheDarkness5 Месяц назад

    From bully to rizzler😂

  • @-obamium5320
    @-obamium5320 Месяц назад

    This did not happen, the story that involves “bullies’ mom’s” is a fake. Someone compiled mugshots of random women and put an unrelated caption above it

  • @polasamierwahsh421
    @polasamierwahsh421 Месяц назад

    LEGENDARY

  • @HerobrineMC-vg3pz
    @HerobrineMC-vg3pz Месяц назад

    I like your new model, it looks cool 😎💯

  • @projectmortal42
    @projectmortal42 Месяц назад +1

    Day 08: Please react to CaseOh Reacts To His Animation ( Compilation ) It's a 38 minute video. I promise you that your cheeks will hurt from laughing.

  • @barsozuguler4300
    @barsozuguler4300 18 дней назад

    14:20 this is my level of antisocial but even I can't pull this off because at least there's someone who would prevent it.

  • @fersuremaybek756
    @fersuremaybek756 Месяц назад +1

    nah em ain't a clone he worse, a bootlicker for cash lol

  • @undyingwolf
    @undyingwolf 19 дней назад

    You’ll be the first meatball vtuber

  • @volrag
    @volrag Месяц назад +2

    7:11 I assume it was a taxidermized squirrel? Otherwise that woman found the most cooperative rodent in the world. Or her husband did something to annoy both her and the squirrel.

  • @guliverjham8148
    @guliverjham8148 Месяц назад

    Ah yes, the reverse pdf.

  • @nashwolf1731
    @nashwolf1731 28 дней назад

    Why is the guinea pig smiling ?

  • @lordnul1708
    @lordnul1708 29 дней назад

    The thumbail one has me conflicted.
    On one hand, it's fucked up because he's a minor, or at peast presumably is one (I don't onow for certain whether or not he was 18 or 19, I don't have enough context about that since I only know about as much as you). On the other hand, I guess being able to have a "your mom" joke be accurate when used against a bully is pretty impressive in terms of payback

  • @JerzeyBoy
    @JerzeyBoy Месяц назад

    Wait, the fuck?! When did we have real life R34/nhentai content?!

  • @Roche_sanderson
    @Roche_sanderson Месяц назад

    8:18 yo, if yo boy friend takes that long to get yo to a good time, then yo really need a new boy friend

  • @leavstreestick5641
    @leavstreestick5641 22 дня назад

    Bruh i got a vtuber ad bruh

  • @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
    @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache 28 дней назад

    You opened your own company?

  • @forastero54321
    @forastero54321 19 дней назад

    Gigachad.

  • @connorwalsh7033
    @connorwalsh7033 Месяц назад

    Ha good on that kid.

  • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
    @Jumpyman_thegamerYT Месяц назад +11

    0:10 Welp, we’ve got 5 pdf files here, who slept with an underage boy. We should probably check their computer hard drives….
    (And anyone who comments ‘he’s lucky’ is just as bad. You wouldn’t say that if it was an underage girl who did it would you?)

    • @patito9549
      @patito9549 Месяц назад

      Women are always the victims, it's the law 🤬

    • @wesrrowlands8309
      @wesrrowlands8309 Месяц назад +3

      Not to mention I'm pretty sure this would just piss off the bullies and they'd get more violent. It's also alarming that 5 out of 5 were willing to do it. Something must be in that town's water.

    • @Harry0357
      @Harry0357 Месяц назад +2

      True! When it's a boy who's SA'd it's not taken as seriously & just joked about or given props like he achieved a goal.
      Makes me think if he told the mothers their son's were bullying him.
      But what the.... still so horrible.

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 Месяц назад +3

      Pretty sure it's a fake headline made for the meme.

    • @Harry0357
      @Harry0357 Месяц назад +2

      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 Hopefully or definitely. Cause how do 5 mothers agree to do it with a boy.

  • @textboxCOLOR
    @textboxCOLOR Месяц назад

    IDK about dominance but.. It's saying something.. Milf confirmed or?

  • @jacobstewart1950
    @jacobstewart1950 Месяц назад

    Wheezing laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Blacksnowfanfics
    @Blacksnowfanfics Месяц назад

    Only in ohio

  • @o7Bones
    @o7Bones Месяц назад

    o7

  • @flan-z8m
    @flan-z8m Месяц назад

    got it all vtuber wear all same halloween outfit

  • @jamesscalzo3033
    @jamesscalzo3033 11 дней назад

    Loved the video @PawsVtuber! Can't wait for the next video Girl! I can have some Pasta Alfredo ready for you, if you want! We could have it when I can visit Romania LMAO!
    Truth be Told Paws, You are just Absolute "Waif" Material and I'll gladly Take you as part of my "VTuber Harem". Everything about you is Naturally Beautiful, Your Laugh Especially!
    Chat/Comments Section: *As if they were Alfred Coleman as Dr. Eggman from the Fandubs Crew for Sonic Adventures 2* "Woah, Parasocial!!! Hehe, You need to Log Off!~"
    Anyway, There ain't no way even Mike Tyson's gonna Survive a Fight with a Silverback Gorilla. As for that Teen in Chicago, looks like the Sex Offender Registry's getting 5 New Names on the List.
    Finally, There is a Way to Build your own Tanks and Vehicles, but it takes a lot of Time, Energy and Money. In Most cases, the Tank usually has the Barrels for the Main Gun and any Machine Guns for the Appearance, but there some cases where the Main Gun is a Spud Gun or even a Paintball Gun for some Fun Matches.
    Let me know what you think about this and I'll catch you in your next video Girl! Also, would you like me to make some Pasta Alfredo?