Cheetahs getting the shaft from evolution is a very recent trend in geological terms. Before the end of the last glacial period, the African savannah had a lot more beef walking around, so cheetahs had their kills stolen a lot less because the prey they went after wasn't deemed worth the effort by most other carnivores.
Oh? Thats something I genuinely didn't knew about! Thats very interisting, and does makes sense as to how cheetahs are capable of existing when their prey gets stolen so often.
Also due to the larger cheetah population splitting up due to geological reasons made the cheetah population split into 3 groups, the 2 northern groups went extinct while the most Southern one that was already the smallest one started inbreeding and became slightly smaller than what they use to be, then came the human involvement that further shrinked their population.
it is also possible that in the next 6000 years such a humid period will happen again. You could consider the African dry periods their bad time and the humid their good time.
Fun fact: There was a third sloth species that had actually evolved to be aquatic. It just unfortunately lost the evolutionary arms race to the manatee to become the ocean's "sea cow".
Even more impressive of the octopuses is that they are a completely separate line of evolution. All other near intelligent life comes from those first Amphibians who left the sea. This means they are the only true aquatic intelligent lifeforms since the only ones close to their intellect in the water are mammals who obviously evolved back into the water from the land.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
It's sort of a collaboration between Father Time, Mother Nature, and Edward Murphy. Phase 1: Father Time throws a million years at your species. Phase 2: Edward Murphy makes something go weirdly wrong. Phase 3: Mother Nature asks, "Is this bug or feature?" and beta tests by trying to kill you (in all fairness, she trying to kill everyone). Phase 4: If weird wrong survives, it becomes the new cool... or sometimes just a sick meme.
Agreed. Actually came down here to post something along those lines. Also, there are species of octopus that don't have it quite as bad. There's one living in Mexico's coastal waters that sticks together in a big group and helps each other out. But they're tiny, so they don't have the power to actually become a human replacement.
The fate of all humans is to die from our own body's flaw. Aging is a genetic flaw in which your DNA isn't properly copied when new cells are made, for a few decades this isn't an issue because we have junk DNA which gets destroyed first. Eventually important DNA gets cut slowly making each part of our bodies function worse until eventually we can't repair the damage anymore and succumb. This is also why we have a two gender system, the DNA from both individuals is compared to minimize errors. If we were to all only have children later in life we could push evolution to fix this or we can patch it ourselves thanks to our greatest natural advantage. Some animals don't have this flaw such as Lobsters, their DNA is copied perfectly every single time. They have a different flaw in that their growth never gets turned off and eventually they are too big to catch enough food to survive.
15:16 Yeah. The sole metric of success in nature is being able to pass on your genes to a future generation, and evolution… can be disturbingly creative in achieving that goal. Apparently, getting to survive to pass on your genes twice? Is just a nice bonus.
Fun fact: North America had its own prehistoric cheetah species. More closely related to cougars yet while completely evolving on 2 different continents developed similar traits. But while they died off they did leave their evolutionary arms race handy work in their pray animals, the Prong Horn Antelope the second fastest land animal anywhere.
19:05 So thing is, the tusks (allegedly) actually curve the other way, and apparently death by brain skewer is rare. (but this good fact is paired with a worse one, those things start near the mouth and actually have to painfully grow through its nose flesh, nerves, and skin just to come out and risk self lobotomizing itself.)
5:15 The first time in me life I remember dropping me jaw like in the cartoons was when, as a teen, I saw an x-ray of an egg-laying kiwi. Pretty understandable reaction, if you ask me.
Kiwi is literally Globzorg(?) from Rick&Morty "Latch to a face, drop egg and un-alive!" Imagine hearing firecrackers explosion: "Yep, that's kiwi exploded while giving a birth"
Big fan of spotted hyenas. Did a lecture presentation on them for a class and enjoyed the reactions from people when it got to explaining their unique trait
So.... How do they procreate? Like do they insert and extract or does the male insert? Cause I know dudes get literally F'd sometimes but I'm trying grasp the actual cycle of this
@@XPlayer52c It’s just usual mating like most mammals for the most part. The birthing process, as you’ve probably seen, is both unique and absolutely painful for both mother and child.
Evolution was probably drunk that day. This video is probably the last place you wanna hear Billy Mays chime in from infomercial afterlife to say "But wait, there's more!"
Evolution only takes into consideration after giving birth in communal species, all loner species are ultimately shafted after that point. The only reason we have any longevity is because we are communal. Elders with more experience were useful for survival because they sometimes knew more then anyone else and sometimes knew how to apply that knowledge better. They could also take care of the young for the hunters and crafters of a community.
Nature really loves f-ing that it decided to f around with all the creatures 😂 For the sloth mother one....I think some kids can relate I can't stop looking at your model that I didn't saw the other animals lol I love your mouth movement and the cute lil' mole you have❤️ Love you boo- I mean model too
Here's another fact about the octopus that adds to their tragedy. Octopus have donut shaped brains that basically surround their throat meaning if they swallow something too big it can give them brain damage.
I don‘t know how I feel about having a hyena as a patronus in the past according to Wizarding World. By now it‘s become a vulture, but I‘m still scared.
9:12 these are actually around where I live 😂 they’re goofy little guys and funny to watch. There’s walkways over the marsh where you can see tons of them below. They’re pretty small, so the “big” claw just becomes even funnier Edit: I also occasionally see the Luna Moth. It’s rare though, usually only 1 every couple years. And it’s usually because they’re sat down resting because, well…
Octopuses will probably keep evolving their first ancestor were before the dinosaurs so much like the sloths they have probably been on a few false mountains and probably are right now.
Hyenas are my favorite animal. In captivity, they’re just huge spotted puppies, and are pretty damn smart. The only animals that come close are coyotes and wolves. I just like all of the wild dogs. African Wild Dogs and Jackals are up there, too. I want to pet them all.
@Paws when causal geographic did his kiwi egg to human baby comparison saying 35lbs in metric thats 15.8kg for another point 11lbs or 4.9kg is for a human birth was jokingly said to be a 3 mounth old
Humans were not entirely at fault for the extinction of the ground sloth, we had a big part of it but there were other factors, they couldn’t adapt to warmer temperature fast enough and the ice age was coming to an end, which made a lot of them overheat adding the human factor only made there extinction come faster, they would have died out eventually anyways
"how we get the slow variant" while it is debated, probably the same way we lost the mammoth. some hairless ape with the most bs hunting method eat them all.
12:35 well, if you go by biological essentialism, making kids is your only purpose. Humans just happen to realize that making kids isn't the only thing important to life.
And if we didn't live in a painfully woke society, we'd continue the already historically started process of domesticating the cheetah. Yes, we can hunt with them, sort of. Should we ever decide to give them the Russian caged fox treatment, it could work.
Why are Vtubers the only people with actual human emotions Most people will just be stonefaced but Vtubers alaways react with shock and disdain like all humans should 19:03 that's basically the definition of old age "dying from you own body"
What Is It With Women And VTUBER Women Especially, Where They Say The Most Uncute Things … Are “Sooo Cute~”, Like Really? I’ve Met Women Who Think Angler Fish And Giant Isopods Are … Cute … Like, How Dafuq Does Your Brain Work? It Honestly Makes Me Believe Even Harder We Are Different Species xD (JK BTW)
"It's gonna get better from here, right? He started with the worst ones, right??"
You poor, precious girl... 😂😂😂
And she has not even seen the worse of them... that is in the video titled "animals that got the finger from childhood"
@geoffreywntwistle8176
Yeah I was thinking the same thing.
Cheetahs getting the shaft from evolution is a very recent trend in geological terms. Before the end of the last glacial period, the African savannah had a lot more beef walking around, so cheetahs had their kills stolen a lot less because the prey they went after wasn't deemed worth the effort by most other carnivores.
Oh? Thats something I genuinely didn't knew about! Thats very interisting, and does makes sense as to how cheetahs are capable of existing when their prey gets stolen so often.
Also due to the larger cheetah population splitting up due to geological reasons made the cheetah population split into 3 groups, the 2 northern groups went extinct while the most Southern one that was already the smallest one started inbreeding and became slightly smaller than what they use to be, then came the human involvement that further shrinked their population.
it is also possible that in the next 6000 years such a humid period will happen again. You could consider the African dry periods their bad time and the humid their good time.
Fun fact: There was a third sloth species that had actually evolved to be aquatic. It just unfortunately lost the evolutionary arms race to the manatee to become the ocean's "sea cow".
Thalassocnus moment. Poor boys had to survive both against Livyatan AND Big Otodus. Every dive they took could’ve been their last one.
to be fair furless aquatic sloth will look very ugly compared to Manatee.
Even more impressive of the octopuses is that they are a completely separate line of evolution. All other near intelligent life comes from those first Amphibians who left the sea. This means they are the only true aquatic intelligent lifeforms since the only ones close to their intellect in the water are mammals who obviously evolved back into the water from the land.
12:50 "I have no mouth and I must scream" type shit
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
What the male scream: “WOMAN, I’M STARVING. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
You really can't think Mother Nature isn't cruel after watching this video, can you?
She is beautiful, but she can be a real mean b-hole sometimes.
It's sort of a collaboration between Father Time, Mother Nature, and Edward Murphy.
Phase 1: Father Time throws a million years at your species.
Phase 2: Edward Murphy makes something go weirdly wrong.
Phase 3: Mother Nature asks, "Is this bug or feature?" and beta tests by trying to kill you (in all fairness, she trying to kill everyone).
Phase 4: If weird wrong survives, it becomes the new cool... or sometimes just a sick meme.
Man I Love Fauna 💚
Like all mothers
In order to be cruel, you have to have morals to begin with. Animals do not have any idea or sense of right and wrong, or higher purpose.
I said it before amd I'll say it again - we need to domesticate cheetahs, they get to survive and we get another cute pet, win/win strategy.
Agreed. Actually came down here to post something along those lines.
Also, there are species of octopus that don't have it quite as bad. There's one living in Mexico's coastal waters that sticks together in a big group and helps each other out. But they're tiny, so they don't have the power to actually become a human replacement.
Funny thing, Egyptians did kinda tame cheetahs and used them like hunting dogs back then. We just kinda left that behind.
The fate of all humans is to die from our own body's flaw. Aging is a genetic flaw in which your DNA isn't properly copied when new cells are made, for a few decades this isn't an issue because we have junk DNA which gets destroyed first. Eventually important DNA gets cut slowly making each part of our bodies function worse until eventually we can't repair the damage anymore and succumb. This is also why we have a two gender system, the DNA from both individuals is compared to minimize errors. If we were to all only have children later in life we could push evolution to fix this or we can patch it ourselves thanks to our greatest natural advantage.
Some animals don't have this flaw such as Lobsters, their DNA is copied perfectly every single time. They have a different flaw in that their growth never gets turned off and eventually they are too big to catch enough food to survive.
The worst part is, the human body CAN properly copy DNA essentially ad infinitum. Liver cells already do that.
15:16 Yeah. The sole metric of success in nature is being able to pass on your genes to a future generation, and evolution… can be disturbingly creative in achieving that goal. Apparently, getting to survive to pass on your genes twice? Is just a nice bonus.
I've rarely seen the Romanian fox girl get so sad so quick. RIP octupi
Fun fact: North America had its own prehistoric cheetah species. More closely related to cougars yet while completely evolving on 2 different continents developed similar traits. But while they died off they did leave their evolutionary arms race handy work in their pray animals, the Prong Horn Antelope the second fastest land animal anywhere.
19:05 So thing is, the tusks (allegedly) actually curve the other way, and apparently death by brain skewer is rare. (but this good fact is paired with a worse one, those things start near the mouth and actually have to painfully grow through its nose flesh, nerves, and skin just to come out and risk self lobotomizing itself.)
Now sloths smiling while staring at you is on the nightmare list.
Straight up outta SCP
Guess I should rebrand after learning more about octopuses
Good luck Tako.
See you in the afterlife
Just be as venomous as possible.
Now we know why Hyenas laugh like maniacs
i love the sound kiwi's make... they're like natures lil-death metal screamer...
5:15 The first time in me life I remember dropping me jaw like in the cartoons was when, as a teen, I saw an x-ray of an egg-laying kiwi.
Pretty understandable reaction, if you ask me.
Kiwi is literally Globzorg(?) from Rick&Morty "Latch to a face, drop egg and un-alive!"
Imagine hearing firecrackers explosion:
"Yep, that's kiwi exploded while giving a birth"
3:00 So they literally will die for the possy
Paws reminding me again how precious she is 🥺💕
15:10 - Wow. Now I know where Jeff Grubb got the idea for how Neogi reproduce in Spelljammer.
Big fan of spotted hyenas. Did a lecture presentation on them for a class and enjoyed the reactions from people when it got to explaining their unique trait
So.... How do they procreate? Like do they insert and extract or does the male insert? Cause I know dudes get literally F'd sometimes but I'm trying grasp the actual cycle of this
@@XPlayer52c It’s just usual mating like most mammals for the most part. The birthing process, as you’ve probably seen, is both unique and absolutely painful for both mother and child.
@@dragodracon7785 so it's in one end and out the other... Ngl, was banking on it being on the extreme side like sea horses or rodents
Evolution was probably drunk that day.
This video is probably the last place you wanna hear Billy Mays chime in from infomercial afterlife to say "But wait, there's more!"
Female octopuses literally succubuses lol
Evolution only takes into consideration after giving birth in communal species, all loner species are ultimately shafted after that point. The only reason we have any longevity is because we are communal. Elders with more experience were useful for survival because they sometimes knew more then anyone else and sometimes knew how to apply that knowledge better. They could also take care of the young for the hunters and crafters of a community.
12:50 FYI, Juniper is a luna moth.
Nature really loves f-ing that it decided to f around with all the creatures 😂
For the sloth mother one....I think some kids can relate
I can't stop looking at your model that I didn't saw the other animals lol
I love your mouth movement and the cute lil' mole you have❤️
Love you boo- I mean model too
Nothing brings me more joy in life than seeing people get so flabbergasted by the truth about certain animals
Here's another fact about the octopus that adds to their tragedy. Octopus have donut shaped brains that basically surround their throat meaning if they swallow something too big it can give them brain damage.
And on this day, Paws learned that crabs are size queens
This one was unrelenting Cursed Knowledge and Emotional Damage all rolled into one...
Paws has... Quite the Halloween outfit.
Octopus post nut clarity is crazy.
I don‘t know how I feel about having a hyena as a patronus in the past according to Wizarding World.
By now it‘s become a vulture, but I‘m still scared.
9:12 these are actually around where I live 😂 they’re goofy little guys and funny to watch. There’s walkways over the marsh where you can see tons of them below. They’re pretty small, so the “big” claw just becomes even funnier
Edit: I also occasionally see the Luna Moth. It’s rare though, usually only 1 every couple years. And it’s usually because they’re sat down resting because, well…
Octopuses will probably keep evolving their first ancestor were before the dinosaurs so much like the sloths they have probably been on a few false mountains and probably are right now.
I like how even in the animal world women are still diabolical😂.
And Men have to do all sh*t to "get them to bed"
And men still be simping in nature too, hahaha
@@pacowallochenkenrick They still doing all the team carry too
That’s why i keep my distance from women’s sometimes
@@pacowallochenkenrick 😂
Yep, hyenas definitely get that.
And now we have 2 hyena vtubers in brave group agencies
3:35 yo mother is more scary and vicious than that
18:22 so, babirusa just a mix of 2 words, babi (pig) + rusa (deer)
Hyenas are my favorite animal. In captivity, they’re just huge spotted puppies, and are pretty damn smart.
The only animals that come close are coyotes and wolves. I just like all of the wild dogs. African Wild Dogs and Jackals are up there, too. I want to pet them all.
@Paws
when causal geographic did his kiwi egg to human baby comparison saying 35lbs in metric thats 15.8kg
for another point 11lbs or 4.9kg is for a human birth was jokingly said to be a 3 mounth old
14:37 Paws is 100% right which is a large part of why I hate life itself
8:14
When Evolution gave sloths power saving mode but is bugged.
9:10
When guys are single
10:55
Femboys be like
nature didn't make 'em dirty, it's just nature letting us human choose between : learn her more or simply think in our "sense" way.
Stats of cats are legendary but now how much nerf you would need to create a cheetah out of it
yea hyenas got screwed by nature
9:26 the Left 4 Dead Charger
The amount of animals that reproduce through traumatic insemination is way too high.
God either has some weird hobbies or makes stuff up using RNG.
Humans were not entirely at fault for the extinction of the ground sloth, we had a big part of it but there were other factors, they couldn’t adapt to warmer temperature fast enough and the ice age was coming to an end, which made a lot of them overheat adding the human factor only made there extinction come faster, they would have died out eventually anyways
"how we get the slow variant"
while it is debated, probably the same way we lost the mammoth. some hairless ape with the most bs hunting method eat them all.
Yeah, that was pretty messed up
22:30 Its because Nature doesn't care if something is fair or not, it only cares if it works. If it works, even just barely, then its good enough.
how to survive as an octopus: be a toxic virgin
Instructions unclear: still died because became a dolphin frisbee
Great video paw
Cute outfit
on the bright side, the octopus do no have an ick list, so not as bad as human reproduction...
First one she already having a midlife crisis, not sure hơ she ươuld be after the first
Life is beautiful.
Until its not.
12:35 well, if you go by biological essentialism, making kids is your only purpose. Humans just happen to realize that making kids isn't the only thing important to life.
9:20
"BIG MEATY CLAWS!!!"
And if we didn't live in a painfully woke society, we'd continue the already historically started process of domesticating the cheetah. Yes, we can hunt with them, sort of. Should we ever decide to give them the Russian caged fox treatment, it could work.
I recognize that boochi thumbnail
The question is which one of these would you rather be? 😅
Why are Vtubers the only people with actual human emotions
Most people will just be stonefaced but Vtubers alaways react with shock and disdain like all humans should
19:03 that's basically the definition of old age "dying from you own body"
Wendy's is nice. Not stellar, not great, but nice. The bacon cheeseburger is pretty good.
So calling a person a pretty peacock is an insult. got it
What Is It With Women And VTUBER Women Especially, Where They Say The Most Uncute Things … Are “Sooo Cute~”, Like Really? I’ve Met Women Who Think Angler Fish And Giant Isopods Are … Cute … Like, How Dafuq Does Your Brain Work? It Honestly Makes Me Believe Even Harder We Are Different Species xD (JK BTW)
Peacocks might get the wrong girl if you know what I mean.
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