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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • Team Daisy or Team Lorelei? ;) I hear you’re looking for some new items! Let our ~intern~ take care of that for you.....
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    This video was a mess to film so honestly I’m so impressed he got this together LOL

Комментарии • 4,3 тыс.

  • @Dumpsterborne
    @Dumpsterborne 5 лет назад +2276

    Lorelei is hands down my favorite Gibi character. The voice is insanely relaxing.
    Plus the sunkissed makeup and purple-pink hair is adorable.

    • @whitemagus2000
      @whitemagus2000 5 лет назад +75

      I also love her calm and professional demeanor, while at the same time misunderstanding all things human.

    • @yoshi_ninja0533
      @yoshi_ninja0533 4 года назад +20

      I think daisy is the best, but you're entitled to your opinion

    • @crxstalzgamen1292
      @crxstalzgamen1292 4 года назад +1

      1k like

    • @slavicgeek5109
      @slavicgeek5109 4 года назад +14

      langcal687 I personally like Daisy more. That sass gets me unconscious every time lol.

    • @georgemaher8792
      @georgemaher8792 4 года назад

      I know

  • @AidanWilbur
    @AidanWilbur 5 лет назад +1943

    "Three for the price of two-and-a-half..."
    *stonks*

  • @Heladio54
    @Heladio54 5 лет назад +3480

    Everybody gangsta till Daisy pulls up with the dinglehopper.

    • @emilyhutcheson8448
      @emilyhutcheson8448 5 лет назад +74

      this is the funniest comment on this video

    • @user-qy5fi9uf7j
      @user-qy5fi9uf7j 5 лет назад +49

      Daniel this is the most underrated comment ever I’m wheezing

    • @yv7688
      @yv7688 5 лет назад +20

      Daniel This is the best comment on the video

    • @michelepadula8965
      @michelepadula8965 5 лет назад +14

      Omg 😂 I'm laughing so hard I can't stop!!

    • @djbear6801
      @djbear6801 5 лет назад +22

      CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

  • @Domisdrawings
    @Domisdrawings 5 лет назад +2351

    "And Daisy-"
    "Call me princess."
    "D A I S Y."
    How am I supposed to sleep when I'm laughing this hard

  • @sammysmiles7086
    @sammysmiles7086 5 лет назад +1739

    Mermaid: “my eyes are changing color because I’m above water”
    Internal gibi: “I lost my contacts and I’m making it up as I go”

    • @desireefedrickx3119
      @desireefedrickx3119 4 года назад +35

      You can tell she probably lost em’ .. haha 😂

    • @royalblu1100
      @royalblu1100 4 года назад +16

      @@desireefedrickx3119 or they expired

    • @desireefedrickx3119
      @desireefedrickx3119 4 года назад +6

      Bella Bruh oh yeah maybe

    • @cerysricketts5721
      @cerysricketts5721 3 года назад +11

      @@royalblu1100 contacts can expire???'

    • @smalltrashman4227
      @smalltrashman4227 3 года назад +20

      @@cerysricketts5721 Yeah and they expire a lot faster if you dont put them in that fluid that comes with them.

  • @alyceshipe4964
    @alyceshipe4964 5 лет назад +2590

    Next video: *Lorelei kills Daisy for stealing Poseidon’s ring*

    • @armandomiramontes376
      @armandomiramontes376 5 лет назад +17

      Other way around lol

    • @armandomiramontes376
      @armandomiramontes376 5 лет назад +34

      Daisy a boss ass bitch

    • @justbumblebee1
      @justbumblebee1 5 лет назад +48

      And it would be great if it was a collab with Angelica. Like, Daisy hires Angelica to kill Lorelei 😂

    • @lennartproost537
      @lennartproost537 5 лет назад +19

      The video after that: Daisy found work in heaven

    • @lennartproost537
      @lennartproost537 5 лет назад +4

      The video after that: Daisy found work in heaven

  • @gibbsdoc
    @gibbsdoc 5 лет назад +1789

    What each character taught
    Lorelei - Love
    Mistletoe - Patience
    Daisy - Pain
    Edit: Me - How to use stolen memes to troll people

    • @akalice_yu
      @akalice_yu 5 лет назад +63

      But now we're so amazing-

    • @fellowhuman8830
      @fellowhuman8830 5 лет назад +84

      Daisy-how to avoid student debt

    • @gibbsdoc
      @gibbsdoc 5 лет назад +34

      @@NoOne-il2vm
      Nice, but I would aprecciate if you got it closer to 420

    • @jordanaguilera5349
      @jordanaguilera5349 5 лет назад +14

      @@akalice_yu We've loved and we've lost.

    • @angei5802
      @angei5802 5 лет назад +14

      Not to sink somebody's boat or smth
      Dont attack me, dont read more if you are (or you will get) pissed off,
      but this isnt exactly a "stolen comment" more of a stolen vine that you got from somebody, 6 months ago there was a meme review video and this was in it you could atleast credit the original owner.

  • @kalejuice5701
    @kalejuice5701 4 года назад +560

    I love how Daisy started off as this nice, quirky character who just seemed to work odd jobs and now it's well established that she's actually an irresponsible kleptomaniac 😂

    • @slightlymae3309
      @slightlymae3309 4 года назад +2

      Ok car

    • @adamg6520
      @adamg6520 3 года назад +7

      That had to move to Japan and back

    • @CynamminStyx
      @CynamminStyx 2 года назад +12

      Since you’ve posted, she’s also become a wanted criminal! A character is never fully developed until they have Interpol on their ass

  • @madi_ss
    @madi_ss 5 лет назад +1403

    “Daisy-“
    “Call me Princess”
    God she’s such an icon.

    • @Julie-un2vp
      @Julie-un2vp 4 года назад +12

      But she’s been following me for 3 years?
      Edit: not true for u people who don’t get the joke

    • @AlexMartinez-fs1vl
      @AlexMartinez-fs1vl 4 года назад +1

      Broken._. Dolly uhh what?

  • @tailsnatched4642
    @tailsnatched4642 5 лет назад +3364

    “Chop chop”
    “I’ll chop chop you”
    *thats*
    *not*
    *Appropriate*

  • @jeffrogers1248
    @jeffrogers1248 5 лет назад +492

    “just strip some of that human stress away”
    *Feeds it to daisy*

  • @thatlazguy
    @thatlazguy 5 лет назад +374

    No one going to talk about how good Shawn's editing was on this one? Must've been challenging but he's done good!

    • @DesiGlamLife
      @DesiGlamLife 5 лет назад +8

      ThatLazGuy I agree I was actually thinking that!!!

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd 5 лет назад +12

      No one gonna talk about how everyone has a comment about nobody talking about something?

    • @taiyarayne1842
      @taiyarayne1842 5 лет назад +3

      JoeCnNd no one going to talk about how annoying your comment is?

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd 5 лет назад +2

      I bet you do Area 51 comments too.

    • @fishy_on_me
      @fishy_on_me 5 лет назад

      Why what he do?

  • @PT-on-YT
    @PT-on-YT 5 лет назад +3496

    “Why hello there”
    “Hello”
    “How has my favorite customer been”
    “Not too good actually, I just got off a plane and there was this lady with blue hair and headphones and lord she was a nightmare”
    *Daisy walks out*
    “GOD PLEASE NO”

    • @jarodyearwood325
      @jarodyearwood325 5 лет назад +44

      This comment should have more likes

    • @PT-on-YT
      @PT-on-YT 5 лет назад +12

      Jarod Yearwood thank you😂

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 лет назад +47

      Me walking down a random beach
      Me: *Sees the same guy who I pushed the flight attendant on and away from me*
      Me: Hey, I'm sorry abou-
      *Daisy Appears*
      Me: 🛫

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 лет назад +7

      Me walking down a random beach
      Me: *Sees the same guy who I pushed the flight attendant on and away from me*
      Me: Hey, I'm sorry abou-
      *Daisy Appears*
      Me: 🛫

    • @leeveed2370
      @leeveed2370 5 лет назад

      the real Dleaf 😂

  • @ConcealedWeaponry
    @ConcealedWeaponry 4 года назад +477

    "I'll _chop chop_ you"
    Me, looking down: *_frightened wheeze_*

    • @pinkmivenus
      @pinkmivenus 4 года назад +6

      no not the nono square

    • @Gabe-o
      @Gabe-o 4 года назад +9

      No no dont toutch me there. This is my no no square. I cant get enough of thus asmr so i revisit it every once and a while

    • @pinkmivenus
      @pinkmivenus 4 года назад +5

      Gyro same, for some reason a mermaid and a crazy blue haired lady arguing for a solid 15 minutes is really relaxing to me

  • @JaeM-Vlogs
    @JaeM-Vlogs 5 лет назад +576

    🧜🏼‍♀️Time Stamps🧜🏼‍♀️
    -----------------
    00:00 - Introduction 🌼
    ---
    2:02 - Shaky Healing Egg 🥚
    ---
    3:32 - Portable Light Switch 💥
    ---
    4:45 - Dingle-hopper & Tiny Cups🥄
    ---
    5:57 - Lorelei & Daisy Talking
    ---
    7:00 - Relaxation Sticks 🥢
    ---
    9:30 - Scissors/Stress
    Snipping ✂️
    ---
    11:00 - Daisy & Relaxation Box
    ---
    12:19 - Rosè mist & Spraying🌹
    ---
    13:52 - Relaxation Rag💫
    ---
    15:06 - Air Distributor/Spritzing☁️
    ---
    16:22 - Liquid Relaxation/Kylie lip gloss 💄
    ---
    17:32 - Sharpie 💗
    ---
    18:50 - Lip Mask👄
    ---
    20:04 - Rose Quartz Mask💕
    ---
    22:59 - Mermaid Ring & Making a deal 💍
    ---
    26:10 - The End ✌🏻

    • @Naomiii-im9zy
      @Naomiii-im9zy 5 лет назад +6

      Thank youuu!

    • @EirTheGhost
      @EirTheGhost 5 лет назад +7

      Thank you my dude

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 лет назад +27

      Pin him, pin him to the top.
      I was going to say to the wall but that sounds wrong in a good way

    • @soulsapper2559
      @soulsapper2559 5 лет назад +5

      Caped Baldy it does tho 😂

    • @yuvalyemini504
      @yuvalyemini504 5 лет назад +3

      Thank youuuu

  • @francinelipschutz6139
    @francinelipschutz6139 5 лет назад +237

    We are blessed that we live in a world were we get to see quality content for *free.*

    • @ok-iy4ml
      @ok-iy4ml 5 лет назад +6

      Francine Sketch I agree. like who wants to pay $50 to see jake and tanas wedding

  • @jtrevvvv
    @jtrevvvv 5 лет назад +502

    Lorelei: "And Daisy.."
    Daisy: "Call me Princess 😒"
    Lorelei: "DAISY 😤"

  • @rosiieprzz2123
    @rosiieprzz2123 5 лет назад +260

    "it says triangle"
    "However it is a *rectangle* ..."
    Asmr Logic.

    • @AceFaz
      @AceFaz 4 года назад +4

      Actually, it has width so it's really a Cuboid... BiG bRaiN

    • @Yolen16
      @Yolen16 4 года назад +3

      Were those from a lewdy party? 🤔

    • @richietribe9487
      @richietribe9487 2 года назад +1

      I still don't get it

  • @devon5078
    @devon5078 5 лет назад +202

    after hearing “I’ll sell you 3 for 5 clams, that’s right, 3 for 2 and a half. thats called business” I need a stock market roleplay how do you master such fiscal intelligence

    • @joelmillard6607
      @joelmillard6607 4 года назад +9

      A shell is a dollar a clam is 100 and a conkshell is worth 1000

    • @jaykay6222
      @jaykay6222 4 года назад +1

      @@joelmillard6607 But clams are like 5 dollars for a dozen, no way they're 100 a piece.

    • @endeavor3406
      @endeavor3406 3 года назад

      So one of those relaxation sticks is 2 clams

  • @francinelipschutz6139
    @francinelipschutz6139 5 лет назад +1298

    OH MY GOD DAISY JUST CALLED HER A TUNA IM WHEEZING
    Edit : HER SASS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

    • @mdioxd9200
      @mdioxd9200 5 лет назад +15

      HER SASS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
      *THATS COZ JESUS CHRIST IS HER BUTTER*
      I have no idea what im saying...

    • @sinaetheballer767
      @sinaetheballer767 5 лет назад +1

      Francine Sketch t
      Me reading this : on the floor laughing 😂

    • @babagd
      @babagd 5 лет назад +3

      YOU DONT HAVE TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS!

    • @francinelipschutz6139
      @francinelipschutz6139 5 лет назад +9

      @@babagd bUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH

    • @bigboss2085
      @bigboss2085 5 лет назад +5

      I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 5 лет назад +1997

    Why do I feel like Daisy is gonna severly maim that poor fish girl on accident xD

    • @azurehaiku
      @azurehaiku 5 лет назад +116

      "on accident"

    • @SyrNikoliTheBastardous
      @SyrNikoliTheBastardous 5 лет назад +63

      "Poor fish girl"
      I know this video just showed up in your recommendations and just watched it

    • @emilielewis5805
      @emilielewis5805 5 лет назад +25

      Of course she will this is Daisy we’re talking about also the mermaids name is Lorelei

    • @FinleyFawkes
      @FinleyFawkes 5 лет назад +24

      Hey Jax! Im an active viewer of your channel, so funny to find you below one of Gibi's videos.
      Just wanted to say thank you, because your videos helped me to loose 20 kilos just this year, I feel way better about myself now and am really grateful.
      Keep up the good work (btw, im also really enjoying your "trainers react" and Danberu as a whole)
      P. S.
      I never would've guessed that you are a fan of ASMR and this just made my day
      Greetings from Germany

    • @Squidkilla23
      @Squidkilla23 5 лет назад +5

      Oh it's Jax again lol. Do you watch all of Gibi's videos?

  • @inabacklistmood3124
    @inabacklistmood3124 5 лет назад +680

    That editing tho. When they overlapped I was awestruck.

    • @moneypanda843
      @moneypanda843 4 года назад +3

      Fr

    • @haganshabba
      @haganshabba 4 года назад +15

      Green screens kinda work like that but go off

    • @inabacklistmood3124
      @inabacklistmood3124 4 года назад +16

      @@haganshabba oh, true. Usually I see people use split screens so it cuts off if you move past the center. I've never seen someone do something like this with a green screen so I didn't even think of that. Neat.

    • @d3adman746
      @d3adman746 4 года назад +16

      But it's two different people

    • @Gabe-o
      @Gabe-o 4 года назад +7

      @@d3adman746 or IS IT she does have a twin but gibi did all the asmr parts

  • @angelicice213
    @angelicice213 4 года назад +31

    My favorite thing about Gibi is how every single character she uses has different voices, personalities and forms of triggers. Although I knew better, she still made me question if there were actually two different people. I'm so happy with how far she has gone and how big she's become. Because honestly, she totally deserves it.

  • @nataliacapra486
    @nataliacapra486 5 лет назад +319

    “Most definitely not from a child’s instrument pack”
    IM WEEZING

    • @linger5473
      @linger5473 5 лет назад +7

      Nat Caps a light exhale from the nose is all the signs of amusement that you most likely displayed.

    • @SarahSuperAwesome
      @SarahSuperAwesome 5 лет назад +3

      I'm trying to go to sleep but I'm laughing too hard 🤣

    • @radicalwhispersASMR
      @radicalwhispersASMR 5 лет назад +1

      😂this took me OUT

    • @brown9671
      @brown9671 5 лет назад +2

      It’s not that funny

  • @sunsetskittles2125
    @sunsetskittles2125 5 лет назад +962

    Daisy aggressively flirting at the end is my favorite thing, when do we get our "Date with Daisy" video?

    • @xStardust
      @xStardust 5 лет назад +102

      everyone who is subbed to Gibi has a crush on Daisy

    • @stargirlsasch6096
      @stargirlsasch6096 5 лет назад +12

      Solis 408 daisy is my least favourite Gibi character

    • @donb7519
      @donb7519 5 лет назад +41

      we need it bad since daisy flirts with us in most of the rps she's in

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 лет назад +18

      I do believe we might have to vote on a date
      Lorelei
      Or
      Daisy
      Asmr rp

    • @KatNWolfCosplay
      @KatNWolfCosplay 5 лет назад +21

      Solis 408 daisy is best girl 😤

  • @clenchedfistsyndrome1439
    @clenchedfistsyndrome1439 5 лет назад +234

    “This will solve any problem you have. Indeed, it says so right here”
    *Holds bottle upside down* 13:14

    • @clenchedfistsyndrome1439
      @clenchedfistsyndrome1439 4 года назад +1

      Pvt. Ryan Louis Yup. I was just pointing out something you may have not noticed.

    • @AlexMartinez-fs1vl
      @AlexMartinez-fs1vl 4 года назад

      Pvt. Ryan Louis it’s funny just learn to get jokes

    • @brodylucas9446
      @brodylucas9446 3 года назад

      ah yes this comment makes me hungry

  • @gallopinghearts3817
    @gallopinghearts3817 5 лет назад +157

    "these are our relaxation sticks, we harvest them-"
    Are those tags i see? From the mall?

  • @axelf8557
    @axelf8557 5 лет назад +1215

    Lorelei: This is something I had my intern pick up...
    Me: *Realizes Daisy is the intern* Stole, she stole that.

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 5 лет назад +1846

    Ah yes, the failed con artist and the somehow extremely successful con artist.

    • @dapotato818
      @dapotato818 5 лет назад +79

      Which is which?

    • @armandomiramontes376
      @armandomiramontes376 5 лет назад +30

      @@dapotato818 I was about to say the same lol

    • @Austin_schurer
      @Austin_schurer 5 лет назад +7

      Robbie Stanton lol

    • @chaotichoe2759
      @chaotichoe2759 5 лет назад +54

      Da Potato
      Id assume Lorelei is the successful one

    • @safladae7330
      @safladae7330 5 лет назад +5

      Isn't the guy from your profile pic that one dude from metal gear rising revengance? Sam or something XD

  • @kb0073
    @kb0073 5 лет назад +387

    "Especially if I remove the larger stress bumps on you.... "
    You, you mean pimples?

    • @thisaccountsucks3225
      @thisaccountsucks3225 4 года назад +14

      LARGE STRESS BUMPS

    • @Julie-un2vp
      @Julie-un2vp 4 года назад +4

      _ justalildepressed you mean Kylies lipstick I wanted to take stress off me but it was to hard?

  • @elebonnypan
    @elebonnypan 5 лет назад +61

    I need more stress snippiiing, especially from Lorelei I love the mermaid thing that she can see it. I would love a video of a stress snipping session

  • @abibergdorff2961
    @abibergdorff2961 5 лет назад +586

    Daisy: “Kinder surprise for adults”
    *winks*
    Me: •-•

  • @laggypotatoes
    @laggypotatoes 5 лет назад +667

    Lorelei: This can scrub away any stress an-
    Me: ILL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @ochacouraraka3162
    @ochacouraraka3162 5 лет назад +119

    Lorelei: “ now daisy-“
    Daisy: “call me princess”
    Lorelei: “D A I S Y”

  • @mysticcc3171
    @mysticcc3171 5 лет назад +37

    when Daisy pulled out the shot glasses/cups and called them “tiny cups” i wheezed

  • @VirgoDivine
    @VirgoDivine 5 лет назад +715

    Her: Trust me, you don’t have enough shells to get rid of the amount of stress you have.
    Me: TELL ME ABOUT IT.

    • @itsnoterin
      @itsnoterin 5 лет назад +3

      XD i was reading this while she said it

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 5 лет назад +4

      I don’t know why, but I always imagine that “stress” is a codeword for hair, and that every time you have “stress snips” or “stress removal” it’s literally just an ASMRtist taking your bangs and chopping them off

    • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
      @user-sf9gs2pg1b 5 лет назад +2

      General Artrotic Hair is pretty stressful, lol

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 5 лет назад +2

      C True. But there aren’t that many people ready and willing to go full mr clean😂

  • @HiSarcasm
    @HiSarcasm 5 лет назад +1099

    When daisy calls her “tuna”..
    Why did I laugh so hard 😂😂

    • @SnowBaller985
      @SnowBaller985 5 лет назад +45

      "She started calling me Tuna because she caught me eating a tuna sandwich for lunch." *looks at camera*

    • @valliebeez
      @valliebeez 5 лет назад +13

      Theonlyjellyiwillputinmybelly Ouma ||| i was about to mention jim and andy lmao!

    • @Dirovex
      @Dirovex 5 лет назад +1

      Same. I had to pause it. That was funny as hell

    • @angelscinta4385
      @angelscinta4385 5 лет назад

      YazzyASMR same

    • @angelscinta4385
      @angelscinta4385 5 лет назад +1

      YazzyASMR so is Daisy real or not? I'm confused.

  • @lilly3920
    @lilly3920 5 лет назад +159

    "Do you have recurring nightmares?"
    Yeah, the planet is dying in a few days and no one is bothering to do anything-
    "Of the planet dying?"
    .o.

  • @Krypton1131
    @Krypton1131 5 лет назад +55

    "See it's a steal, don't you feel better"
    "Don't listen to the sirens they might tempt you!"

  • @beetlejuice4893
    @beetlejuice4893 5 лет назад +988

    Gibi switching from one character to another:
    Michael: PARKOUR!

  • @venomwarriors2980
    @venomwarriors2980 5 лет назад +276

    1:37
    Gibi: "show the customer the goods"
    Me: "drug dealing with daisy"

  • @DynamiteChannelist
    @DynamiteChannelist 5 лет назад +184

    Everyone: “Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history.”
    Me, an intellectual: *shows them this video*

    • @shaereub4450
      @shaereub4450 4 года назад +2

      No the best crossover is when there are many ASMR people playing as doctors, focusing on 1 person (the viewer).

    • @ham4da
      @ham4da 3 года назад +1

      @@shaereub4450 I bet you are fun at parties....anyways...you are right

  • @fanpet3912
    @fanpet3912 5 лет назад +97

    I really can't tell whose marketing skills are more questionable

  • @TarynM716
    @TarynM716 5 лет назад +473

    Me; “ Everything Daisy wants to sell me is tra- “
    Daisy: • shows tiny cups •
    “ I believe I was wrong in my previous statement.”

  • @shibainu9043
    @shibainu9043 5 лет назад +1191

    Sometimes I wonder if the reason we actually buy stuff from Lorelei is so we don't hurt her feelings

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 лет назад +129

      @@2natism they are dollar store items she picked off the ocean floor. We doin it for the feels

    • @elebonnypan
      @elebonnypan 5 лет назад +52

      You can buy things from a mermaid! Who cares 😂 and anyway I don't want to betray her I will get her the ring back

    • @honeyjar2970
      @honeyjar2970 5 лет назад +41

      Oh, always! But it's okay, what else would we do with all these clams and shells we stole from the fishermen?

    • @shibainu9043
      @shibainu9043 5 лет назад +4

      @@honeyjar2970 good point

    • @that.oneequestrian7844
      @that.oneequestrian7844 5 лет назад +20

      True, tbh. But I love just how dedicated she is to selling this things that you may be able to get from other stores. I also love how she doesn’t say, e.g : For this, ( I don’t know uhh ) For this unseeable stress stealer, ( a sleeping mask ) $5 dollars. She usually says, for e.g : If you would like this sadness stealer, ( a spray bottle ) you must pay the price of, 5 Shells. ( or sometimes clams ). What you saying in my opinion is kinda true, but we also probably do it so we can have enjoyment at her store and the excitement as well of what we she have for me this time? I love it either way and I also really like seeing what she calls everyday objects. But hey, that’s just my opinion. You don’t have to agree with me, but for some reason, I feel like most people would agree with me. ( that is also my option, you don’t have to agree with me tho ) Well yeah, I kinda agree with you but mostly not. :D

  • @thechurchofdale8519
    @thechurchofdale8519 5 лет назад +55

    "I got myself a little intern"
    "Oh tha-
    "Intern?"
    "Oh god, I recognize that voice anywhere"

  • @user-xk3os7pp7d
    @user-xk3os7pp7d 4 года назад +222

    Daisy: “This is a portable light.”
    No one: “...”
    Absolutely No one: “...”
    Daisy: “WoWwW!”
    Edit: Thanks for 105 likes! 😅😊

  • @plutoniiums
    @plutoniiums 5 лет назад +659

    "I'm tryna keep a low profile, here"
    Next video: Daisy goes to Prison💀

    • @KarnageGaming
      @KarnageGaming 5 лет назад +12

      not hard to imagine daisy trying to convince a guard to let her "help" him. lol

    • @PS-dm1dq
      @PS-dm1dq 5 лет назад +2

      @RevanSykesGaming She's kind of a fuck up who's done like, multiple counts of breaking and entering, impersonating medical professionals, and idk I think maybe some other stuff too.

    • @evadion9176
      @evadion9176 5 лет назад +1

      CAN WE MAKE THAT HAPPEN 😂

    • @slothyyedm
      @slothyyedm 5 лет назад

      Oh Jesus

  • @723mph
    @723mph 5 лет назад +517

    Nobody:
    Mr krabbs walking: 13:17

    • @anna44644
      @anna44644 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @km16806
      @km16806 5 лет назад +6

      A Cube squared oh my gawd

    • @butteredbread1811
      @butteredbread1811 5 лет назад

      A Cube squared Oh my god 😂😂

    • @georgeharrisonshairyson
      @georgeharrisonshairyson 5 лет назад

      OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @isthatajojoareference1315
      @isthatajojoareference1315 5 лет назад +3

      I laughed before pressing the timestamp either ur really funny or I'm just very sleep deprived (it's legit 3:19 for me and I need to be up for 8:00 )

  • @asmrcrafting662
    @asmrcrafting662 4 года назад +45

    Lorelei: As a mermaid I can see your stress
    Me- As someone who has had multiple run ins with Daisy I can see your stress as well!

  • @black_leg_sanji6496
    @black_leg_sanji6496 5 лет назад +30

    "How has my favorite customer been?"
    Me:* oh my bad, is there someone behind me?*

  • @magorzatapuchalska3597
    @magorzatapuchalska3597 5 лет назад +1584

    Future videos ideas:
    1. Daisy storming area 51 or planning to do so
    2. Daisy - cthulhu secretary
    3. S.H.R.E.K

  • @starvalley2522
    @starvalley2522 5 лет назад +520

    Daisy: "I'm trying to keep......a low profile"
    Me: "Are you running from the feds"

    • @danielray6838
      @danielray6838 5 лет назад +20

      She stole the febreeze from my bathroom and sold it.

    • @dashbee3264
      @dashbee3264 5 лет назад +7

      I’m reading the comments with the video going and I got to that point as I was reading this and fucking wheezed at 2am

    • @zyxiii1
      @zyxiii1 5 лет назад

      OMG I HAVE THE VIDEO GOING AND WHEN YOU SAID THIS I HEAR IT, NO WAY, friend?!?

    • @ladystarlightasmr
      @ladystarlightasmr 5 лет назад +1

      Again???

    • @spacetaco6221
      @spacetaco6221 5 лет назад

      XxmelaxX it’s just a coincidence. Calm down.

  • @ajshannon5277
    @ajshannon5277 5 лет назад +39

    a video entirely of the stress snipping and activities similar would be AMAZING

  • @user-xk3os7pp7d
    @user-xk3os7pp7d 4 года назад +16

    Lorelei: “Three for the price of... two and a half... that’s business.”
    (Omg I wheezed 😂😂)

  • @Limitlesslime
    @Limitlesslime 5 лет назад +574

    "It´s like a Kinder Egg Surprise but for adults"
    Bold of you to assume Kinder eggs aren´t for adults

    • @bugglemagnum6213
      @bugglemagnum6213 5 лет назад +16

      Well they've been banned in the US for being too dangerous for children so

    • @audreythesquid_482
      @audreythesquid_482 5 лет назад +38

      **cough** and apparently guns aren’t **cough**

    • @BuildMobiIe
      @BuildMobiIe 5 лет назад +6

      Buggle Magnum really? I’ve seen them tons of times in my city

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 5 лет назад +4

      It means it goes in your butt.

    • @bamstar1453
      @bamstar1453 5 лет назад +14

      @@BuildMobiIe yes, actually, they are legally banned in the US, and Canada gets a really big kick out of it. You have to sneak them into the states. Like people have gotten fines and banned from going to the states over a chocolate egg 😂 lmao

  • @adamocoin4678
    @adamocoin4678 5 лет назад +412

    Next up, Daisy opens a sushi restaurant

  • @keira3170
    @keira3170 5 лет назад +14

    I need an hour of that stress snipping

  • @lukedonzelli7487
    @lukedonzelli7487 5 лет назад +18

    “That’s a Daisy half dozen”
    *Daisy - 2019*

  • @kirram4401
    @kirram4401 5 лет назад +283

    Timestamps:
    Intro- 0:00- 1:48
    Healing Egg- 2:01-3:26
    Portable Light- 3:32- 4:39
    Tiny Cups- 4:53- 5:47
    Relaxation Sticks- 7:00- 9:16
    Stress Snipping- 9:45- 10:48
    Box- 11:56
    Bottle- 12:27- 13:25
    Relaxation Rag- 13:55- 15:00
    Air Distributor- 15:09- 16:19
    Liquid Relaxation- 16:22- 17:29
    Calm Marker- 17:40- 18:45
    Lip Mask- 19:15- 19:55
    Rose Quartz Mask- 20:15- 21:55
    Rambing/Outro- 22:00
    Have an amazing sleep! 😴
    WOW! Thank you everyone for all of the likes!

    • @alterdnothing1855
      @alterdnothing1855 5 лет назад +3

      thanks dude :D

    • @ninafleming3479
      @ninafleming3479 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks!! :P

    • @nbdy2u
      @nbdy2u 5 лет назад +2

      You beautiful hooman thank you Ùwú

    • @kirram4401
      @kirram4401 5 лет назад +1

      No problem everyone! Have an amazing asmr experience!

    • @2b0x24
      @2b0x24 5 лет назад

      Thanks 😊😘

  • @BackwardStone19
    @BackwardStone19 5 лет назад +495

    Marvel: “Avengers: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all time”
    Gibi: Hold my tingles

  • @Diana-sm6ot
    @Diana-sm6ot 5 лет назад +87

    Day 8:Of asking Gibi to do a robin from stranger things roleplay.

  • @crazykidsniper497
    @crazykidsniper497 5 лет назад +17

    I don’t know what was in that joint but these sleep paralysis demons are trippy.

  • @pabsiturner5539
    @pabsiturner5539 5 лет назад +164

    I love how Lorelei is slowly going from cute and curious mermaid to Mob boss/Drug dealer

  • @ichoralchemistmk2490
    @ichoralchemistmk2490 5 лет назад +620

    You need to make breaking Loreilei out of mer-jail with Daisy on a headset telling you how to break Loreilei out. She can say things like "That tuna has my paycheck".

    • @Ash3on
      @Ash3on 5 лет назад +44

      This idea is beyond iconic and I love it

    • @crazzycatlady28
      @crazzycatlady28 5 лет назад +13

      Yes

    • @ilovedogs1179
      @ilovedogs1179 4 года назад +15

      I second that notion

    • @boredasf4856
      @boredasf4856 4 года назад +7

      @@Ash3on it's giving me telephone vibez

    • @_Starzy
      @_Starzy 4 года назад +6

      Omg Yesssssss

  • @Elienaisuper2
    @Elienaisuper2 5 лет назад +129

    OMG THE CHAOTIC DUO WE DON'T DESERVE BUT WE NEED AND LOVE I love this so much

  • @gracepuckey3090
    @gracepuckey3090 4 года назад +11

    Daisy: Alright tuna
    Me: Has to rewind 10 mins coz I just spent them rolling on the floor laughing

  • @ironrose6
    @ironrose6 5 лет назад +67

    Between Lorelei being so suggestive at 17:50 and Daisy flirting so aggressively at the end, I'm convinced that the dream Lorelei had the night before that she doesn't want to talk about at 21:25 had something to do with her favorite customer ;).

    • @transontung1932
      @transontung1932 4 года назад +18

      Yeah considering that we have visited her three times to buy and sell things that we do not need , she does make up for us , breaking her people rules to save us and take care of us and also sing for us it’s obvious that there is something between the lorelei and the customer

    • @babyyodasbestfriend962
      @babyyodasbestfriend962 4 года назад +8

      Dave Redacted so it’s not just me?”

    • @sansproultimate1866
      @sansproultimate1866 4 года назад +2

      I saw ze face
      :| re you sad or flirting either way I don't like it
      Me: GET OFF MY PHONE KRIS

    • @sansproultimate1866
      @sansproultimate1866 4 года назад +2

      Random though don't know wat wink face meen

  • @pacco7282
    @pacco7282 5 лет назад +155

    Nobody:
    Daisy: "Hey! I have a new workplace!"

  • @AcaTea
    @AcaTea 5 лет назад +627

    I see you found an in-universe explanation for you misplacing the Lorelei contacts.

    • @chrisbade2119
      @chrisbade2119 5 лет назад +45

      It’s in the Gibi Extened Universe canon now

    • @mrpolarbear702
      @mrpolarbear702 5 лет назад +12

      Nice more lore so there eyes get darker as they age

    • @teajuice3571
      @teajuice3571 5 лет назад +1

      Tea

    • @leprechaunne
      @leprechaunne 5 лет назад +8

      @@mrpolarbear702 no, it's the amount they spend out of water, I think

    • @mrpolarbear702
      @mrpolarbear702 5 лет назад

      @@leprechaunne yeah that makes sense too :)

  • @iamnotbrucewane2781
    @iamnotbrucewane2781 5 лет назад +27

    Gibi:this is liquid relaxation
    Me an intellectual: ah yes relaxation is made out of alcohol

  • @judechevalier5839
    @judechevalier5839 5 лет назад +46

    Daisy: who needs modern electricity when you can have a battery operated light switch
    MODERN ELECTRICITY
    BATTERY OPERATED

  • @thoscheitrash643
    @thoscheitrash643 5 лет назад +924

    Did anyone else spend way too long thinking about the exchange rate?

    • @thecasualgamer9000
      @thecasualgamer9000 5 лет назад +3

      Same here lol

    • @butteredbread1811
      @butteredbread1811 5 лет назад +59

      Natasha Fox I know right. 1 shell= $10? WHAT
      Edit: ok so I I figured out that a clam is 8.3 times more valuable than a shell, so a clam = about $83.

    • @veridliley9722
      @veridliley9722 5 лет назад +4

      Natasha Fox oh most definitely

    • @veridliley9722
      @veridliley9722 5 лет назад +22

      Also how much is a clan compared to shells
      Also also “3 for the price 2 and a half”

    • @KELUIX
      @KELUIX 5 лет назад +15

      I don't have the brain capacity for that
      But I'll try anyways

  • @femtrapta5874
    @femtrapta5874 5 лет назад +499

    "Just take a bit of your human stress here"
    Ma'am that's my hair...and you just cut it off.

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 5 лет назад +4

      THANK YOU

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 5 лет назад +2

      I swear no one else says it

    • @ActuallyLemons
      @ActuallyLemons 5 лет назад +7

      stress is stored in the hair

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 5 лет назад +5

      Mel likes jellybeans But then wouldn’t shaving your head be a hell of a lot less stressful?

    • @homericrhapsode3126
      @homericrhapsode3126 5 лет назад +8

      @@FoxgloveFlower is that why when people are stressed they want to tear their hair out?

  • @alexlorax6137
    @alexlorax6137 5 лет назад +67

    *Getting gang robbed for your Monopoly money in exchange for everyday items*

  • @sleepytimeasmr22
    @sleepytimeasmr22 5 лет назад +19

    4:56
    Dinglehopper?
    Daisy: “And we also have...”
    Me: THINGAMABOBS?!?!
    Daisy: tiny cups...
    Me: Oh.... *~*

    • @nataliehaase9605
      @nataliehaase9605 4 года назад +2

      “Tiny cups” right... totally not shot glasses hehe- wHaT

  • @angel-vn5ob
    @angel-vn5ob 5 лет назад +149

    "Chop chop."
    "I'll chop chop you"
    LMFAO IM WHEEZING-

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura4324 5 лет назад +432

    Can daisy just get jobs literally everywhere
    I’m convinced she could get a job as Cthulhu’s secretary or something
    Daisy no I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. Well, more illegal than your normal shenanigans at least

    • @TJDious
      @TJDious 5 лет назад +22

      Next video...

    • @MimosaQueen
      @MimosaQueen 5 лет назад +39

      She could collab with ephemeral rift for that idea

    • @krispianna
      @krispianna 5 лет назад +5

      IM WHEEZING THANK YOU

    • @DorothyBanks
      @DorothyBanks 5 лет назад +17

      The ultimate crossover gibi and ephemeral rift

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 лет назад

      .

  • @redlineriot1955
    @redlineriot1955 5 лет назад +10

    Okay that portable light is THE most unnecessary thing I have ever seen
    I really want it

  • @k9delta304
    @k9delta304 5 лет назад +5

    "Like a kinder surprise...but for adults......"
    That wink tho XDDD

  • @kylelawson2113
    @kylelawson2113 5 лет назад +1530

    "Avenger's: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all time."
    Me:

  • @kythle300
    @kythle300 5 лет назад +68

    Gibi: Team Daisy or Team Lorelei?
    Me: TEAM DAISY OF COURSE LOOK AT THIS SWEET PICKLE TATTOO SHE GAVE ME

    • @dai5y
      @dai5y 5 лет назад +5

      my name is daisy
      i feel special in a way now

    • @sansproultimate1866
      @sansproultimate1866 4 года назад

      Daisy match perfessional
      Me: this is gonna be hard for you and me

  • @jaylaj4907
    @jaylaj4907 5 лет назад +17

    Gibi:”Sip away that stress”
    Me: *has flashbacks to Seafoam Asmr as a friendly dragon*
    Also me: “I’ve been down this road before”

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe 5 лет назад +214

    Me: “yeah I can pay”
    *proceeds to dump a bunch of eggshells onto the floor*

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 лет назад +20

      All of them crack creating more eggshells
      *Stonks*

    • @yukionnaslayer1
      @yukionnaslayer1 5 лет назад

      Dont you know the smaller the shell the less value it has

    • @SimonJSlou
      @SimonJSlou 5 лет назад +1

      Not if you account for the variable s (or stonks) which means s=n+q assuming n is previous value and q being an integer between 1 and 1337 that raises with the number of objects, maxing out at 1337. Therefore, when accounting for the stonks variable, more objects means profit is enevitable, regardless of how minuscule it is.
      TLDR: STONKS

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 лет назад +1

      You're both wrong. We have never been given a set size for shellsbor type. Thus, having a million tiny shells is the same as having a million full sized shell. Either make the rules or follow the chaos

  • @katharinerosa405
    @katharinerosa405 5 лет назад +128

    "Liquid relaxation"
    IS THAT A KYLIE LIP KIT I SWEAR TO GOD-

  • @gwenfhar3139
    @gwenfhar3139 4 года назад +3

    9:41 "stress remove with scissors (and counting)" is one of my favorite triggers ever!

  • @annies2452
    @annies2452 5 лет назад +10

    "3 for the price of 2 1/2"
    That's some of the most sketchiest shit I've ever heard😂

  • @thendoftime
    @thendoftime 5 лет назад +311

    My two favorite characters? Thank you Mrs Gibi!

    • @samuelloosmore6311
      @samuelloosmore6311 5 лет назад +3

      I didn't see officer, Bart or officer, lydia

    • @robyngreymane5881
      @robyngreymane5881 5 лет назад +1

      i was gonna comment the same thing dude. You rock Gibi!

    • @thendoftime
      @thendoftime 5 лет назад

      MTB XC Trail Rides my bad haha, I’m used to using Miss so I forgot lol

    • @leprechaunne
      @leprechaunne 5 лет назад

      Why mrs*?

    • @thendoftime
      @thendoftime 5 лет назад

      Noah Everly I originally out miss and I’m pretty sure she’s married! So I just corrected myself

  • @vyn409
    @vyn409 5 лет назад +700

    Lorelei: *exists*
    Daisy: "I'm about to end this whole mans career."

    • @gutzeater
      @gutzeater 5 лет назад +4

      I wheezed, nice one 🤣

    • @michelepadula8965
      @michelepadula8965 5 лет назад +6

      I'm dead laughing 😂

    • @litobeatz639
      @litobeatz639 5 лет назад +6

      *Man's!?*

    • @vyn409
      @vyn409 5 лет назад +6

      Lito beatz My bad *mermaids*

    • @bongyshadylie902
      @bongyshadylie902 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahahahahagah
      So funny hahahahahahahahhahahahahah
      Hahahabahababhahaha

  • @gabrielasantos7781
    @gabrielasantos7781 5 лет назад +2

    hope I don't fall asleep until I finish the video because I just love these two carachters so much the fact that gibi made a video with them as a duo... my heart melted

  • @izabe1177
    @izabe1177 4 года назад +1

    never in my life could I think I could fall for a asmr mermaid

  • @orkesjay
    @orkesjay 5 лет назад +176

    "Long time no see?"
    More like "Long time no sea?"

    • @_Starzy
      @_Starzy 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂

    • @henrydouberly3950
      @henrydouberly3950 5 лет назад +3

      That joke was as stupid as people who take hufflepuff sieriously. #slytheringang

    • @supernqvai
      @supernqvai 5 лет назад

      @@henrydouberly3950 damn

    • @Little_Pippit
      @Little_Pippit 5 лет назад +1

      Moaning Myrtle is quaking

    • @kingcrayon3668
      @kingcrayon3668 5 лет назад +3

      Mark Zuckerberg seriously* bruh learn to spell before you call someone stupid.

  • @ConfusiousInc
    @ConfusiousInc 5 лет назад +96

    It always freaks me out how to me Lorelei looks nothing like Gibi. It is such a good transformation.

  • @ethernetcord
    @ethernetcord 4 года назад +6

    Daisy- “I’ll chop chop you”
    Lorelei-
    tHATS
    nOT
    aPPROPRIATE
    •••

  • @K4TR1N44
    @K4TR1N44 5 лет назад +11

    2:22
    Me: what the frick are u doing
    Daisy: *moving that egg*
    Me: stOP

  • @louisvuittonasmr8643
    @louisvuittonasmr8643 5 лет назад +97

    " 3 for the Price of 2 and a half that's business " 😂😭😭

  • @theonceler2756
    @theonceler2756 5 лет назад +173

    “How has my favorite customer been doing?”
    Me: everything hurts and I’m dying
    Gibi: glad to hear it


    Edit: thanks for the lights

  • @bucky2057
    @bucky2057 4 года назад +1

    that 'burning the bad feelings you write on paper' method really works 😂 I never thought I'd learn something from an ASMR video.

  • @tuscatheiso9198
    @tuscatheiso9198 3 года назад +5

    This mermaid is single handedly getting rid of ocean pollution.

  • @giselleweiner9954
    @giselleweiner9954 5 лет назад +252

    I FORGOT THEY WERE THE SAME PERSON AND THOUGHT THIS WAS A COLLAB UNTIL HALFWAY THROUGH THE VIDEO I REALIZED OMG

    • @maxalvarado946
      @maxalvarado946 5 лет назад +16

      Bruh moment.

    • @soulsapper2559
      @soulsapper2559 5 лет назад +3

      YEET

    • @Tony42008
      @Tony42008 5 лет назад +2

      Max Alvarado BUD moment

    • @axelf8557
      @axelf8557 5 лет назад +14

      For real though like I can see GiBi in Lorelei but Daisy is so freakin different it’s hard to believe it’s GiBi!

    • @crystalsmith1860
      @crystalsmith1860 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh