PLOT TWIST: We are the American Agent assigned to watch Daisy. That's how we manage to see all of her occupations and stuff. And the reason she doesn't recognize us most of the time is because we use different aliases and cosmetics to change our look.
PLOT TWIST: We are inside Gibi’s mind when she’s asleep! Gibi’s thinks and acts like Daisy off camera, and every “Daisy” video is just Gibi just wanting to be lazy and not act responsible or mature.
Amber Lewis lol and sometimes we get other people to walk in, in our place and we watch with the mini cameras built into their clothes incredibles style
Amber Lewis so when we were drunk we handed her our unlocked phone and bag with our stuff in it... so... she’s finally caught on. Looks like our mission is terminated.
Double plot twist she does recognise you but she doesn't want to hurt you because your husband is having an affair with her and she doesn't want to hurt his feelings by killing you.
Its not fixing it, its changing it, some people dont like normal chocolate, so they change it to fit as many tastes as they can, milk chocolate isnt basic chocolate, it is “fixed” chocolate
I think Daisy should work in some of these places... •Museum tour guide •Soap Opera studio •Radio station •Mechanic Services •Real Estate agent •Vocal Coach •Magician performance •Interior decorator •Dermatologist ...And that’s just the tip of the Daisy iceberg!
A very spicy flamingo She makes friends in different time zones, and when they can’t sleep, she goes “aww, I’ll help you sleep :)” like she’s joking and then she actually shows up.
Worst convenience store ever. The employees are unprofessional and took way to long to check me out. If I wanted someone to play with my groceries I would have brought my kid. 10/10 would shop again.
Zachary Adkinson for some reason I felt genuinely mad at you daring to criticise Daisy’s customer service. You saved yourself with the 10/10 score........ We Stan a blue hair queen
*A Day in the Life of Gibi* *Gibi* : Hmm... I wonder where my sweater went... It’s been missing for the last few... *Me* :(Thinking) probably da- *Gibi* : Months! *Me* : Yikes!
Daisy: “Just give me cash and I’ll put in the cashier later” Me: “ you know.. you sound just like that sketchy tattoo artist.. are you going to steal my money for your plane ticket home?”
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
“Oh I know you” *Oh snap... I didn’t think they would recognize me here I literally changed my whole look and ran... prepares to run* “You used to enter the -“ *Phew*
I bet your wondering why this has so many likes aint ya. (Update after a year i regret editing my original comment for I have lost many likes over it.) So i shall inform you how i got so many likes. I stated that if you remembered when daisy had a country accent you were og. Thank you for your time.
@@Nene_760 and put one of those fingers on each hand up, and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control, one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
Me: “Hey Siri, what’s 500 yen in US dollars? Siri: “it’s $4.71” Me: “Hey Siri, what’s 100 yen in US dollars?” Siri: “it’s $0.91” Me: “Hey Siri-“ Siri: “STFU”
![[ASMR] Witness Protection Program with Daisy | Prepare to leave your life behind!!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GiEGL2LhYLA/mqdefault.jpg)
PLOT TWIST: We are the American Agent assigned to watch Daisy. That's how we manage to see all of her occupations and stuff. And the reason she doesn't recognize us most of the time is because we use different aliases and cosmetics to change our look.
PLOT TWIST: We are inside Gibi’s mind when she’s asleep! Gibi’s thinks and acts like Daisy off camera, and every “Daisy” video is just Gibi just wanting to be lazy and not act responsible or mature.
Amber Lewis lol and sometimes we get other people to walk in, in our place and we watch with the mini cameras built into their clothes incredibles style
LAMO
Amber Lewis so when we were drunk we handed her our unlocked phone and bag with our stuff in it... so... she’s finally caught on. Looks like our mission is terminated.
Double plot twist she does recognise you but she doesn't want to hurt you because your husband is having an affair with her and she doesn't want to hurt his feelings by killing you.
"Oh I know you"
Me: Me too i saw you in a hotel, a clinic, the airport, the tattoo shop, and the Halloween store, Literally i see you all the time
Also the steakhouse
How come she never remembers us
We have seen here 23 Times
Even in jail cells
Don't forget the Texas steakhouse
Lol I love how daisy just pops up in all kinds of random jobs and locations XD
And how we end up with her EVERYTIME!
There’s more of a story than you think.
I hope she gets fired and find a job in manga store or in a internet/esport café
Rapunzel ASMR I'm waiting,for "Daisy helps you in fishing" 😂😂😂
ECKS DEE
“It’s chocolate don’t fix it” My new life motto🤣🤣
4:50
Same
Dude listen to 4:53 and then we'll see
Went in to shop, fell asleep
Zach Choi ASMR Hi again 😂
Are you a bot?
Zach Choi ASMR omg I watch you 👏
Dead 😂
Then she robbed you while you were sleeping
Her voice seems to get higher with every job
She's evolving the more jobs she lands the higher her voice it's so one day she can destroy the human race by talking
every job gives her more helium fulled air
That's just japan working its anime on her.
Its *S T R E S S*
She knows she gonna get fired and is trying to keep herself together. LEAVE HER ALONE ;^;
Oh god what if she gets a singing job
Something about the light blue hair and the black lipstick compliment each other so well
Friend: why are you so late?
Me:this blue haired lady at the store kept me for 16 minutes
I'm super stressed about the long line behind me.
The last person to leave the store spent two hours in line for some ramen
General Boup mhm that would be me
@@sera1227 nope
15 minutes can save you 15 people in a line 😏
General Boup look at her necklace it is making me mad but I still love gibi
I feel sorry for the person waiting behind me in line.
DavidHazuki I would want to kill the person checking me out if they were like this irl
Lol 😂
DavidHazuki haha
i was wait for a ages man you should feel sorry for me
You mean the people it’s been like an hour
Daisy could be an interior designer next and play around with
Materials and different textures and objects ie curtains cushions blankets rugs etc etc
“It’s chocolate, don’t fix it.” No one has ever spoken that much truth is the history of mankind.
Its not fixing it, its changing it, some people dont like normal chocolate, so they change it to fit as many tastes as they can, milk chocolate isnt basic chocolate, it is “fixed” chocolate
@@lukewarm1242 No. Don't.
@@geraldisaracoon4139 you are mah friend
@@enchantedasmr7788 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosaucegayhyouaremyfriendnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I fell the same way
I think Daisy should work in some of these places...
•Museum tour guide
•Soap Opera studio
•Radio station
•Mechanic Services
•Real Estate agent
•Vocal Coach
•Magician performance
•Interior decorator
•Dermatologist
...And that’s just the tip of the Daisy iceberg!
And your also suggesting she works on the titanic with that last line
*its free real estate*
@@Refusal__ damn you beat me to it
The museum tour guide sounds bomb!!!
Daisberg
How does Daisy keep getting jobs? Like seriously does she just walk in like "I work here now" and everyone is just too afraid to say no?
A very spicy flamingo She makes friends in different time zones, and when they can’t sleep, she goes “aww, I’ll help you sleep :)” like she’s joking and then she actually shows up.
A very spicy flamingo she cant hear the employers with her noise cancelling headphones so they cant fire her
A very spicy flamingo probably. I mean look at her, she’s freaking terrifying
lmfao
_LAMO_
Daisy’s autobiography is going to be pretty interesting
WE NEED THAT 😂
"autobiography" more like criminal record 😂
@@spookyasmr4820 yess 😂😂
@@erets_ferrets__ she's got more on her record than Pablo Escobar
Spooky Asmr yea that’s why she moves around so much lmao
Did daisy just steal my credit card information to buy her tickets home?!
Its_Just_Dave_Now yes
@@TetoKasane4 maybe
Atla Härtel no
Its_Just_Dave_Now kinda
Of course she did. This is Daisy we're on about
So when is japan gonna catch on that daisy is an international criminal and kick her out?
Fr though
I need a list of her crimes. I keep forgetting them.
I know right, she gave me a wack ass tattoo.
Omg yes
Soon problaby
Can't decide whether Daisy is so smart because she landed all those jobs or so dumb because she lost all those jobs
Ezzeldin Kandeel why not both lol
Worst convenience store ever. The employees are unprofessional and took way to long to check me out. If I wanted someone to play with my groceries I would have brought my kid.
10/10 would shop again.
Zachary Adkinson for some reason I felt genuinely mad at you daring to criticise Daisy’s customer service. You saved yourself with the 10/10 score........
We Stan a blue hair queen
LOLL
Laughing Olives are Lactose legends
I love this 😭😭
This. This is funny!
I am deeeaaaaad
“Daisy tries blessing your house with sage” would make good burning sounds and comedy opportunities
"Oh I remember you" about damn time, I've bumped into you like 30 times, and your doctor sister like 3 times.
Ikr lol. I hate when peiple don't remember me
@@marcrobinson010 then u go up to them being like hey u remember me and they say no and ya just look stupid
@@marcrobinson010 they never remember me... Even on dates...
@@guitarsaremyfriendzzz7077 you poor soul lol
sodemo _ swear
Gibi genuinely finding out something she bought has sesame seed in it and reconginzing she could of died. Low key kinda funny
Dane Sellards High key really funny
that made me wheeze.
Wait, is she like, legit allergic to sesame seed? Like, that's not just part of the character? How do you people know this?
@@bigbangtheory0000 she said it in another video
bigbangtheory0000 cuz we watch her videos lol
I love how the first “Japanese” food she shows is actually Korean 😂
And this mistake could really offend a lot of Japanese
LAMO
LAMO
LAMO
LAMO
“This is why I asked if you were having a party..”
* holds up a family size ramen *
Me: “N-no, I finish those myself..”
Same
This shouldn't be so relatable
S a m e 👁️👄👁️
I will take the whole stock
@@instinctive5631 ssssssssame
Pretty sure Daisy “borrowed” that sweater from Gibi... 🍓🥛👌
Lunis Badman no she “bought” it from the same place at the same time
Or Gibi gave it to her... Hmmmmm
RooSpy
*A Day in the Life of Gibi*
*Gibi* : Hmm... I wonder where my sweater went... It’s been missing for the last few...
*Me* :(Thinking) probably da-
*Gibi* : Months!
*Me* : Yikes!
Rand Musawi The only thing I’m accusing Daisy of is the crime of being too adorable... and maybe theft.
*B E T T E R E A T T H E S E SHRIMPY BOIS QUICK*
*aggressivly bites teeth*
c r u n c h c r u n c h c r u n c h
m u n c h m u n c h m u n c h
L u n c h L u n c h L u n c h
-p u n c h p u n c h p u n c h-
Daisy: Keep out of reach of small children
*Looks at me*
Daisy: you'll be fine.
Me: *is like mentally 2*
I am mentally in my moms whome and physically an idiot
Jill Levesque same
I'm mentally an old man I'm 12 years old
@@octaviusgalacticus2253 lol no your not
@@babaooey7671 it’s called an old soul, I’m the same way
It took her 16 minutes to ring me up. No wonder she keeps getting fired.
Lol
karen?
@@cavern6655 r u dumb?
I’m going to be honest.. sometimes I stay up just to watch the whole video... then fall asleep to it or another one...
Same
I literally just did that lmao
Yep. Same
I believe we all do that on occasion, just too afraid to admit it or lazy 😂
Yep. Same for me. I NEED TO KNOW HOW EVERY STORY ENDSSSS
When she started talking like “shrimp chips??” I was like I KNOW JUST PUT IT IN THE BAG
Daisy has more jobs than Larry from The Amazing World of Gumball
@Jums - Fortnite Shorts, Films, and Skits ikr xD
LMAO
YEAAA!!! AYYY!!!😂😂😂
How many people do you think knows who that is? (I do btw)
On god😂
"areyou having a party thats a lot of food?"
*nervous sweating knowing that i am going to eat it all myself* uhhhh yup haha
I was like friends? What's that?
Oh, hey. I met you at the Maid Cafe before. And the Airport. And the Tattoo Parlor, etc.
It's almost like...
*We're destined for greatness.*
...or, plot twist, she is trying to escape our stalker-ass and even Japan isn't far enough away
@bonziebon 300 which one? Makoto or Nagito?
Pablo Escobar who? Daisy is the most notorious criminal/fugitive in history
Hello Meliodas, how has Liz been doing.😎
How's Elizabeth, Meliodas?
@@squewedge.j She is great, if you know what I mean ;)
@@fvlsegxd8182 I dont know what you mean
@@immortalgod9527 Good uwu
*drops everything for Daisy* 😂😂❤
@Drago well I bet you're fun at parties
@@ThePolarBear sounds like a blast
em0jigirl 33 your name hurts me physically and mentally
Daisy: “Just give me cash and I’ll put in the cashier later”
Me: “ you know.. you sound just like that sketchy tattoo artist.. are you going to steal my money for your plane ticket home?”
I see that karuna satori reference.
What no no no no no maby
@@blackberry3604 nope, daisy actually did a video of the tattoo artist
Suga_Suxxgar yeah I went back and found the video
IDC she called me smort yee
Did she just use my credit card info to buy some plane tickets? Because I'm pretty sure she did.
I don't think she bought a plane ticket with $20 lol
You knew your credit card was going to get borrowed as soon as you saw her, right?
Lol
oof
Nah good that it was a fake one xd
Free food.
Why does Daisy kind of remind me of Frenchy from Grease
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING D:
she sounds like her
Yeesss the voice omg
Darby Baldwin same! what’s even more crazy is that I just finished the movie Grease and then I saw this comment😂
Omg the voice and the funky hair!!! 😵😵
Another video, another job. The life of Daisy!
Daisy: "Smack the ball into uh"
*looks at hole*
Daisy: "This part"
D A I S Y S H O U L D W O R K A T S E P H O R A
edit:thx for the likes ❤
smartiess Lmao yass
Ooohhhh she should
YES
YESS
smartiess I AGREE
Noodles give you all your daily nutrients, like 12 grams of protein and *oh my gah cholesterol*
R.I.P vine
胖胖Panda vine is slowly coming back
Like 0 grams of transfat! And *oh mah gaw* cholesterol!!!!
Alisa Hicks I loved that vine!
Be careful children das alota sodium
The store is the only convenient thing about this checkout
So true
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Zant LAMO
LAMO
Omfg lol
Daisy: are you allergic to anything on the list
me: oh geez I am
Daisy: OK great
Daisy doesn't care about you.
This whole video is basically daisy trying to steal your snacks lmao
Look who's back.
Daisy is best girl. She could honestly have her own channel
That didn't work out too well. Just posting on Gibi's is easier
Gibi: you speak English very well!
Me: [an english person] thanks
Sorry I don't speak English
Kcabsdarw Kaeps I
Tak for complimantet Daisy! 😂
Me: [an english person] gracias
Me Korean blob no good english: Thank 🙏💕
Daisy: "...I see you're getting a lot of fun... snacks...having some friends over?
Me: Awe. She thinks I have friends...😂
Lol
Can I be your friend?! :O I've never had one of those before
(pause) Oh, I see your getting alot of fun (pause) snacks (pause) having some friends over?
The areas where you (...) Triple dot confuse the Dynamics of how she actually said it lol...FIX IT
What's a friend 🤔
even though its like 6pm...this video tells me my bedtime is *now*
smell the daisies omg I love your profile pic, your comment, and your RUclips name lmaooo
ay ay ay
a11am
“Oh I know you”
*Oh snap... I didn’t think they would recognize me here I literally changed my whole look and ran... prepares to run*
“You used to enter the -“
*Phew*
Haha
👌
GoldenKnight175 Take that ridiculous thing off
But it's so true! 😀
@@principalofthething9277 oof y
Bet the person behind us left 5 mins ago.
LAMO
MR1BOOMBOX LAMO
LOMA
LAMO
Tf is “Lamo”?
Daisy lowkey exposing you and all your eating habits for 16 and half minutes straight
Daisy is on the run from the cops in the US that’s why she’s in Japan
Probably also running from cops in Mexico.
Next: France
She needs to go to latvia
She’s bouta be on the run from the Japanese cops too, for credit card fraud
I love that Daisy is just traveling the world 😂
Divine Darkness that’s a weird way to say running from the law 😂
Julie LAMO
Tapping the glass bottle was the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life
Ewa Kałuża very well agreed
I keep re watching this reeee that’s how you know it’s a good/funny video
I moved to japan to escape you because you seemed to work everywhere i went, even MEXICO but you FOLLOWED ME
LAMO
LAMO
Harumi Tsukino LAMO
@@txzzrq4925 LAMO
LAMO
I want to see Daisy’s resume.
Can confirm that says '딸기' strawberry in Korean on Daisy's shirt
Oh yes 딸기 좋아! ❤
ViDeO iDeA aLerT
Daisy at Starbucks.
Omg yasssss
yAaaAaAaAas
@@murty130 Srry but, is that something Daisy says or something, if not kinda outdated (yas)
Daisy is not a typical white girl and doesnt like to deal with them sooo no Starbucks
holy shit it's todoroki
I bet your wondering why this has so many likes aint ya. (Update after a year i regret editing my original comment for I have lost many likes over it.) So i shall inform you how i got so many likes. I stated that if you remembered when daisy had a country accent you were og. Thank you for your time.
Amy Howell country daisy had quite a bit of charm I’d say
so sad.... Alexa, play Like A Farmer by lil tracy.
Amy Howell yes😂 I guess I’m an og
YAS I'm an og
I remember 😂
*its chocolate don’t fix it* YAS DAISY
if someone took this long to pack up my groceries i would be so pissed😂
I know right
IKR
Jay Abeyta but it's Daisy, how could you get mad?
@@3llacorpuz easily
Daisy: Neoguri family pack size.
Me: Yep..
Daisy: *F A M I L Y P A C K S I Z E*
Next video she better be in space i dont care how you do it
Green screen probably.
Daisy is an Alien *CONFIRMED*
"Welcome to the U.S.S Daisy Station in orbit around Saturn :D... Wait, don't I know you from the Maid Café?"
Clumsy space mechanic.
Could you imagine her floating around the screen ? That would be hilarious !
Daisy's back at it again with another job.
Daisy lookin adorable as always! ❤️
Agreed
"I don't usually have time to cook when I'm at home-"
She looked genuinely depressed. Poor Daisy, why don't you take some time off???
She got to get her money for the plane ticket while running from the cops
Daisy:"It's chocolate don't fix it"
me: "But I love matcha/green tea flavored stuff"
Daisy: "Thank you, you're smart"
I think I'm getting confused here xD
I kind of want Daisy to meet Karuna Satori's Lying Artist
Vincent Alexander yesss
SAME
Oh My God YES
Omg yessssss
...you just stole enough money for the plane ticket didn’t you... and now I stole the produce from the store.. oof
_"this is why I thought you we're having people over, family pack hm.."_
*Daisy stop judging me it's been a long week..*
Oof
Yep
Imagine if your cashier went through everything you bought. 😖
I don’t need that kind of judgement! 😂
Ooh, whipped cream and condoms. *stares at me judging* :D
Wondering how she hears me with those giant noise canceling headphones🤔
she definitely guesses sometimes
9:06 Ah yes, invisible noodle soup. Just what I came for.
Normal Martian I noticed that too 😂
Lol its so blatantly obvious it's funny
I keep seeing this blue haired lady everywhere I go.... I think i may be being stalked...
Same
Deju Vu
@@sem9517 The song or the feeling, i would get it if it was the song not the feeling, because i think i'm also am being stalked by her
What I'm not stalking you
Master Yoda
You know that the song déjà vu is based on the feeling right?
Surprised Daisy hasn't gotten her dream Pet Store job yet...
IVE NEVER CLICKED SO FAST
Same
Will the real Rene please stand up
@@Nene_760 and put one of those fingers on each hand up, and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control, one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
I NEVER CLICKED SO FAST
Daisy should work in Nasa next...
[Ignore e] *oh god..* 😂
Yeah so captain we got a problem this gurl wunt stup tulking abut her 8000 jobs
ASMR *ROCKET LAUNCH* *EXTREME TINGLEZ*
Yes
Space ASMR!
3:18
Daisy: you allergic to any of those?
Me: yes,any kind of seafood,i don't know why i picked that up
Death by noodle?
@@thomasnolastname8734 an actual danger noodle haha
I like how she got to America and was so happy and then packed up and left again😂
When you're on the run from the law, sometimes it happens
*steals snacks from costumer and judges them about their choice *
....I... haven’t even payed yet and it’s been 16 minutes
Sentless oh, you’re gonna pay, just not for the food
England intensified
So slightly faster than your average convenience store
I don't know why this character is so addictive to watch.
Did anyone else realize that she just stole yo credit card number
Well her plan ticket wasn't going to buy itself, y'know.
Hey, plane tickets can get pretty darn expensive, especially round-world trips!
to be fair she has stolen our actual credit card before
It's a lot better than an OkCupid grift, they aren't even clever
Jokes on her I'm poor
Something tells me that Daisy really wants me to invite her over...
Blue hair actually looks really good on you!
thank you!! C:
@Richard Smith yesss
i love how she just judges us on every food we buy
at this point daisy is just talking like you have seen each other several times before... oh wait.
“Everyburger sesame death traps” had me dead! 😂😂
Daisy would fit right in Japanese culture. Like Cory in the House.
cooldog2168 ahhh joji my mans
Love the pic💜
This is my go-to asmr video
Plot twist!! WE’RE STALKING DAISY
jake the door we "randomly" go to every job she gets 😂🤣
Yup
jake the door were the fbi
Your makeup looks so good!
True
This look is EVERYTHING! 😭💖
she is my wife
rediscover ?? Dont talk about my gf like that buddy .
Barbie: I’ve had so many jobs omg. Daisy; Hold my pocky
Underrated xD
I know this comment is two years old but I still have to respond to it:
Best comment ever 😩
Thank you for this, Daisy! I already know that this's gonna be good! 😌👌❤
Daisy*
@@xeroimo1301, kk
LAMO
The 711s here in Japan are so much better than the ones back in the states, I love it here
Holy crap she actually went to Japan. Predictions dude.
Me: “Hey Siri, what’s 500 yen in US dollars?
Siri: “it’s $4.71”
Me: “Hey Siri, what’s 100 yen in US dollars?”
Siri: “it’s $0.91”
Me: “Hey Siri-“
Siri: “STFU”