He could have survived the banking crisis if he'd just taken advantage of certain investment opportunites he had at the time, but somehow he didn't have the foresight to do that either!
@@LordHighness well if half your net worth goes in a banking crisis I think you would panic. Running a football club which doesn’t make money isn’t good buisness model for when your going downhill financially. But let’s listen to you the financial expert 🤣. I’m very sure you have millions and have had a football club runned it perfect. So we’ll done to you.
Alan Mcgee telling Jim he can have a ticket. what a world we livein! there will be loads of Oasis fans who will probably miss out and the likes of jim white and simon Jordan get freebies to a band they don't even like.
Your comment is making a mouse into an elephant. I don't think 2 tickets is gonna make much difference when there's gonna be about a million of them. Have a day off man.
@@Rooms-guy Dublin is not in the United Kingdom or Britain. It is in Ireland. But geographically it is officially in the British Isles (which is not Great Britain)
“If it wasn’t for me, we would’ve lost the battle of Trafalgar. My close friend Admiral Nelson asked for my opinion on his battle plan. I told him my idea was far better than his and after the battle he thanked me for helping him secure the victory and told me i had the necessary skills and the superior intelligence to command my own naval fleet and conquer the world as partners”
I saw Oasis perform on February 5th, 1995 @ Nile Theater, Mesa, Arizona. There were only 80 or so people in the audience. Put on a great show. Before the show, I walked by the tour bus parked in front of the venue. Liam was playing an acoustic guitar, and Noel was riding up and down the sidewalk on a skateboard.
Swansong at 57 for band (Oasis) that's a national institution, Simon? Mick Jagger, Ronnie Wood and Keith Richards must be on the same swansong, Simon. The Rolling Stones are all in their 80s now and they're still going strong! Noel Gallagher might have another couple of decades of this roll 'n' roll malarkey.
“It passed me by, I was trying to build a business in the 90s” Simon didn’t have time to listen to music but would trot around the world watching Lennox Lewis?
This charver is the epitome of a ’Mr. Know-It-All!’ He’s so clued up on the inner workings of everything, that (according to Eddie Hearn and co.) he’s reached the heady heights of a disc jockey on Talksh1te!
@@williamsmith9315 If you think Simon is a modest man who doesn't like to blow his own trumpet at any given opportunity, then you know nothing about him at all.
This is the trouble simon admits he waa not a oasis music fan yet he will go like all celebrities who will go just yo put pictures on their social media. Will be no tickets left for true fans abit like Glastonbury is now.
If Oasis is a Beatles tribute band, Simon you can’t even make the supporting act for that Abramovich era of football club ownership in the 2000s Don’t like to be harsh but that was a bad joke
I can visualise the concerts right now. Gen Z wearing parka coats and John Lennon glasses in the height of summer. Doing the Liam swagger whilst waving 2 fingered salutes around. Taking selfies throughout, when not waving their iPhone 50s around on torch mode during "Wonderwall".
Can you remember Kathy Burke playing Perry in Harry Enfields show.A Londoner that went up to Manchester and came back pretending to be Liam Gallagher and giving it large.The touts are gonna have a field day with this.
@DerekHarrison I might set a stall outside of Wembley stadium, selling Parka coats and John Lennon glasses at extortionate prices. I'll never need to work again!
Talk about stating the obvious as setting up a stadium tour hardly takes 5 minutes to plan. Booking the likes of Wembley Stadium would have been sorted a minimum of 2 years ago. That said though, they don't have to like each other still to engage in a business transaction. The Rose Bowl in Pasadena later next year isn't a stadium I expected to see them playing though.
Tbf the reunion tour is not ‘Oasis’, but ‘The Gallagher Bros perform the hits of Oasis’…or is the initial or final line-up getting back together. They were a band and not a duo. Admittedly Liam and Noel were the driving force behind the band…but just the two is not Oasis.
Yes stop playing with the kids like me who's in his 50;'s !!!!! Surely he should have told Garry Glitter to "stop playing with the kids" when he used his lyrics "HELLO It's good to be back"
Simon is that bloke down the pub who has done absolutely everything that you've done.
Lol but better , gone one of those at work
If you’ve been to Tenerife, Simon’s been to Elevenerife
@@bg7393
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He has tho
If you've been to moon Simons been to mars
"I warned George Bush about 9/11 on September 10th" - Simon
😂
"I suggested putting an officer on the grassy Knoll coz I had a feeling " - Simon
😂😂😂😂
Simon Jordan SLAMS CIA for 'BANG AVERAGE' Al-Qaeda intelligence
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Next up Simon announces Oasis have asked him to play bass guitar on the tour
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BONEHEAD would seem an appropriate nickname for Simon if he did! 🎸
He'd have a hard job playing the triangle!
@@jtlampsu2 struggles with ticcatacca
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Shame this bloke didn’t see the banking crisis coming, he’d still be Crystal Palace owner 😂
He could have survived the banking crisis if he'd just taken advantage of certain investment opportunites he had at the time, but somehow he didn't have the foresight to do that either!
Hahaha
@@LordHighness well if half your net worth goes in a banking crisis I think you would panic. Running a football club which doesn’t make money isn’t good buisness model for when your going downhill financially. But let’s listen to you the financial expert 🤣. I’m very sure you have millions and have had a football club runned it perfect. So we’ll done to you.
@@LordHighnessfunny how it’s always low earners taking the piss out of him for this reason
Me: Just back from Tenerife
Simon : just back from elevenerife
Nice one 😂
He be that dude on Ted singing "I think we're alone now."
When Simon was born he drove his mum home from hospital what a guy
He makes Chuck Norris look like a girl scout 😂
🙄🙄 that's been recycled far too many times
"I told Abraham Lincoln to avoid the theatre"
Simon is basically Jay from The Inbetweeners at this point.
Both man got ham and snorkel.
@@roboturtle3035he’s not my f***ing friend
Simon wrote the lyrics for the songs on the first two Oasis albums and gave them to Noel..
How do you know?
Simon told me...
@@lifespundit2767 🤣
If Noel's wife had divorced him earlier, we'd have had this reunion much sooner! $$$
Well said. Comes down to money, as usual.
True...
Facts are facts
Hi 5 Liam :)
She be ragging now 😂
Smashed the Haalands at padel in the morning and reforms Oasis in the afternoon. Top LAD Proper Clobber 💯 Facts.
Simon Jordan has refused to back the courage of his convictions and left himself in an invidious position
Lmao this comment felt like Simon arguing with himself
Amazing
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
But what does that have to do with the price of cheese!!
@@kadarabdullahi I've already priced that into my thinking
One of Simon’s relatives told the iceberg where the Titanic would be that night in the North Atlantic
Simon-I actually advised Peggy to give birth to Noel and Liam
Alan Mcgee telling Jim he can have a ticket. what a world we livein! there will be loads of Oasis fans who will probably miss out and the likes of jim white and simon Jordan get freebies to a band they don't even like.
That's life
Your comment is making a mouse into an elephant. I don't think 2 tickets is gonna make much difference when there's gonna be about a million of them. Have a day off man.
@@bordercollie1140 Obviously not a Oasis fan and Obviously got plenty of money. tell that to the two Oasis fans who miss out cuz of the freebies.
@@paulikens6443 Most probably will be back stage rather than front of house
Simon is definitely more of a Spandau Ballet guy
So True 😂
@@Brookes79😂😂😂😂
Gold
Dont forget that Simon ghost wrote A Brief History of Time for Stephen Hawking
Just like to remind Simon Dublin is in Ireland not Britain 🤔🍀
Britain then 😂 Ireland is not in the united Kingdom 😂
@@Rooms-guy Dublin is not in the United Kingdom or Britain. It is in Ireland. But geographically it is officially in the British Isles (which is not Great Britain)
@@Rooms-guy northern ireland is in the uk.. dublin is in the republic of ireland a independent nation, its very simple
Simon knows everything before everyone else …..after the world knows 😂
“If it wasn’t for me, we would’ve lost the battle of Trafalgar. My close friend Admiral Nelson asked for my opinion on his battle plan. I told him my idea was far better than his and after the battle he thanked me for helping him secure the victory and told me i had the necessary skills and the superior intelligence to command my own naval fleet and conquer the world as partners”
is there anything that Simon Jordan doesnt claim to know
Simon Jordan was at King Tuts in 1993 and told Alan McGee to sign Oasis.
That thumbnail made me think Simon Jordan’s transformation into Dennis Taylor is almost complete
Simon watches one boxing match with Noel and thinks he’s best mates 😂😂
He went out with Meg Matthews and was a kind of a step dad to noel step daughter during relationship so known him for a while
Jordan is like listening to “Dufrais” from Phonejacker
I saw Oasis perform on February 5th, 1995 @ Nile Theater, Mesa, Arizona. There were only 80 or so people in the audience. Put on a great show. Before the show, I walked by the tour bus parked in front of the venue. Liam was playing an acoustic guitar, and Noel was riding up and down the sidewalk on a skateboard.
Liam playing a guitar in 95?
Simon show, is this Talksport or talk music?
Oasis bigger than sport
@@microfarming8583lol
“The Pyramids?! Yeah, I’m pals with the surveyor” Simon Jordan
I genuinely wonder how much the moment Noel said that last time on the show actually started something in motion...I remember thinking it even then.
And I assume Simon will be there on stage with them as well?
Now now, don’t be facetious. Jealous is unbecoming 😂😂
Simon organised the meeting between Noal & Liam
Swansong at 57 for band (Oasis) that's a national institution, Simon? Mick Jagger, Ronnie Wood and Keith Richards must be on the same swansong, Simon. The Rolling Stones are all in their 80s now and they're still going strong! Noel Gallagher might have another couple of decades of this roll 'n' roll malarkey.
Simon Jordan is the Steven seagal of journalism
I agree with Simon, Noel is very funny.
“It passed me by, I was trying to build a business in the 90s”
Simon didn’t have time to listen to music but would trot around the world watching Lennox Lewis?
Simon knew his girlfriend was pregnant before she did
That is technically possible 😉
This charver is the epitome of a ’Mr. Know-It-All!’ He’s so clued up on the inner workings of everything, that (according to Eddie Hearn and co.) he’s reached the heady heights of a disc jockey on Talksh1te!
One thing's for certain...it's going to be the biggest "fastest fingers first" battle at 9am on Saturday, for tickets!
Olympic Ticketmaster.
Not for those of us with pre-sale tickets 🤣🤣
That's if they haven't split up yet again!
“They’ll play America “ you suuuure bout that!?
is the station not called Talksport?
Noel, to be fair, always said that for 100M he would.
I would eat my words for 1M.
All about you Simon isn’t it? 😂
Not particularly, he was asked a question.
Must of missed the bit where this was funny.
Putting a 😂 at the end don't make it.
@@williamsmith9315 If you think Simon is a modest man who doesn't like to blow his own trumpet at any given opportunity, then you know nothing about him at all.
@@Antrim1901 You're too busy rimming Simon to see why it's funny, that's all.
@@LordHighness Sounds like you listen to him alot.
As soon as Noel said last year "give me a call", it was always going to be back on. There's no real surprise
This is the trouble simon admits he waa not a oasis music fan yet he will go like all celebrities who will go just yo put pictures on their social media. Will be no tickets left for true fans abit like Glastonbury is now.
Simon was the 5th Beatle
If Oasis is a Beatles tribute band, Simon you can’t even make the supporting act for that Abramovich era of football club ownership in the 2000s
Don’t like to be harsh but that was a bad joke
“I didn’t have time for that whole Britpop thing (music)I was trying to build a business” 😂
Is there anything you don’t know Simon? 😂
Once their tours sold out they'll declare they're headlining glastonbury
If you told Simon Jordan you went to Tenerife -he would have been to Elevenerife-!
I turned this video on to my kids and now they are laughing so loudly that the neighbors came over to see what happened🧡
I don't get it.
@@elYus1 it’s a bot
I dont get the response here? Simon is a good friend of Noels, why wouldnt he know this info?
"friend of the stars" LMFAO!!
Simon trying to sound like he's a music mogul now. 🔔end
He brought back the specials I will have you know 😂😂😂
Simon jordan is a modern sage
Did he say he was going to get Ben Shalom to book the venues 😂😂😂 Jesus Christ
Quasimodo didn't predict this, Simon Jordan did. 😂
Do you mean Nostradamus? Quasimodo just had the hump.
I can visualise the concerts right now. Gen Z wearing parka coats and John Lennon glasses in the height of summer. Doing the Liam swagger whilst waving 2 fingered salutes around. Taking selfies throughout, when not waving their iPhone 50s around on torch mode during "Wonderwall".
Can you remember Kathy Burke playing Perry in Harry Enfields show.A Londoner that went up to Manchester and came back pretending to be Liam Gallagher and giving it large.The touts are gonna have a field day with this.
@DerekHarrison I might set a stall outside of Wembley stadium, selling Parka coats and John Lennon glasses at extortionate prices. I'll never need to work again!
@@garywallace5602 Damn right!😸👍🍾
Yea can see The Festival Crew….with their spoiled brat kids on their shoulders waving LGBT flags!!
Kill Me Now!
@marcthered A customer here already. Parka coat £1000? It's a steal, Sir!
Simon is also Banksy .
Tuts is on St. Vincent Street last time I was there Jim.
Simon is Jay from the Inbetweeners
Lord Elite Jordanite = Top LAD Proper Clobber 💯 Facts
Noel looks like Parker from Thunderbirds !
Is that Pep Gurdiola in the background of the picture of Noel? 3:31
it’s gonna be brilliant… can’t wait for the World Tour dates
Noal money money money is your Drive for getting back together 😂😂
If the rumours where squashed Simon will be saying "of course it wasn't gonna happen"
He makes Katie Price the most believable and intelligent Jordan out there.
All the comments are talking about Simon, including mine
" I planned pearl harbor " - Simon
Simon, what do you know about know about Oasis? I missed the whole Brit Pop thing. Well, what do you know about black holes?
Well in Jim!!!!
Simon discovered Oasis
Simon “I told JFK not to go to dealey plaza”
Simon Jordan knows everything, except how to run a football club
Talk about stating the obvious as setting up a stadium tour hardly takes 5 minutes to plan. Booking the likes of Wembley Stadium would have been sorted a minimum of 2 years ago.
That said though, they don't have to like each other still to engage in a business transaction.
The Rose Bowl in Pasadena later next year isn't a stadium I expected to see them playing though.
Simon Jordan is just the greatest human being that ever lived right? His demeanor suggests this. 😅
Simon is literally Jay from the inbetweeners
This is Talksport, the games gone
Listen to talk sport to hear about sport, surely every other radio station covers this?🤣🤣
Peggy's age is a huge factor 🙏
I told John Lennon not to marry that man he never listened - Simon 😅
Simon is an absolute one ups man - if I say I have £1 in my pocket, his response will always be I have £2 in my pocket.
"You and I" is mostly wrong when Jim uses it! " when he spoke to you and me" not you and I. Jim for a broadcaster that's not good enough!
Dublin doesn't include a Date for British Fans.....
British Isles ?
It does if you're from Northern Ireland.
No, just british bands. Irish bands are absolute turd. You need us...
@@phil1971lloydwhen have you EVER heard someone refer to Britain and mean the British isles?
@@DavidB-py8nzby that logic it’s for anyone across the world then…
We just need the boys doing an interview together now. Not others discussing it.
Tbf the reunion tour is not ‘Oasis’, but ‘The Gallagher Bros perform the hits of Oasis’…or is the initial or final line-up getting back together. They were a band and not a duo. Admittedly Liam and Noel were the driving force behind the band…but just the two is not Oasis.
I was told about this in March
Yes stop playing with the kids like me who's in his 50;'s !!!!!
Surely he should have told Garry Glitter to "stop playing with the kids" when he used his lyrics "HELLO It's good to be back"
“It’s dollars for donuts”
Of course Jordan knew. Noel probably told him backstage at the Conservative Party conference
Low key..If Zak Starkey is unavailable on drums, Lars Ulrich would be the perfect addition. Just me.
What relevance does Oasis have to Talksport apart from brown nosing Noel...embarrassing
Because their a band the vast majority of football fans love.
They've been a significant part of footballing culture for 30 years.
"the planets have aligned" would scan better.
He made it about himself.. maybe he is now part of the band 🤦♂️
I gave it 1 rehearsal before they fall out
Can't wait to see the boys do a presser together.
Thought this was talk sport. So why are they chatting about oasis. 2 brothers dont make a band.
One person very dependent on the tele prompter, sticks out a mile on the radio.
Jay springs to mind 😂