Lyrics [CORDELIA] Three dates with Marvin and Whizzer - a true story [WHIZZER] Hello [MARVIN] Hello [WHIZZER] Marvin? [MARVIN] Yep How are you? [WHIZZER] It’s been a long time [MARVIN] As you probably know, Jason is getting bar mitzvah’d And he wants you to be a special person on that day What do you say, Whizzer? Do it for the kid, Whizzer Anything I did, Whizzer Throw it away Throw it away Are you still there? [WHIZZER] I’m right here, can-- [MARVIN] Can I maybe see you? [WHIZZER] I am still here and breathing I can’t forget when it was bad [MARVIN] Let me try to put it right [WHIZZER] When? [MARVIN] How about- [WHIZZER] WHEN [MARVIN] How about- I’ll pick you up in two hours! [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Tonight Tonight Tonight! [COREDELIA] Not so dressy [CHARLOTTE] Please don’t quote this [BOTH] We can’t stand your trying [CORDELIA] Here’s your last chance for happiness! [CHARLOTTE] Oh, but he’ll kill you He’ll kill you [CORDELIA] All you have to do is Be nice [CHARLOTTE] Kill you [CORDELIA] Be nice [CHARLOTTE] Kill you [CORDELIA] Be nice [CHARLOTTE] Kill you [CORDELIA] Be nice [CHARLOTTE] Kill you [WHIZZER] Life is funny, a-ha funny Life plays on, it's a-ha funny jokes After all, things might turn out okay I’m glad Marvin’s so agreeable 'cause he’ll have to pay What he did to me I recall it like Yes-ter-day [JASON, spoken] The first date, at the ballpark [MARVIN] Are you sure this is where you wanna come? [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Oh, say can you see, by the dawn’s early light [They jeer at the game] [MARVIN] After he left, hm, well After I kicked him out Life was like sauerkraut: Good if you put it on a hotdog Hell, I want More than just a hotdog I want more Life’s a bore without him [WHIZZER] I want the underdog to win [MARVIN] That’s not our team, just keep quiet [WHIZZER] Well then, go 'other team' [?] Other team [MARVIN] Stop it Stop it Why are people hitting us Why are people hitting us Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it [CORDELIA] They’re on their second date First one went so great They thought they’d try another [CHARLOTTE] Hey, sorry that we’re late But we’re here [ALL] Oh, say can you- [UMPIRE] Play ball [MARVIN] He’s makin’ me pay But hey no big deal [LESBIANS] Hiya Wilma, now Hiya Sue... Okay, no big deal You’re with us and we’re with you That’s what matters [ALL] That’s what matters That’s what matters Life is funny, a-ha funny Life plays on, its haha funny jokes [MARVIN & WHIZZER] God, it's great to Be back with these folks [LESBIANS] It feels nice to be escorted By these funny men [ALL] We’re double-dating homosexuals Once again [JASON, spoken] The third date [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Who’d believe We’d be here, nude, in bed [MARVIN] Nude instead Of at each other’s throats [WHIZZER] Wearing suits and overcoats [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Life is funny, haha funny [MENDEL, spoken] Oh no, oh no- Trina, TRINA [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Life is goody, rooty tooty [MENDEL] Trina, I can’t jump! I can’t jump! [MARVIN & WHIZZER, laughing in the background] [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Life is really quite ridiculous [MENDEL] Where’s my joie de vivre?
[CORDELIA] Three dates with Marvin and Whizzer - a true story. [WHIZZER] Hello [MARVIN] Hello [WHIZZER] Marvin? [MARVIN] Yep How are you? [WHIZZER] It’s been a long time. [MARVIN] As you probably know, Jason is getting bar mitzvah’d. And he wants you to be a special person on that day. What do you say, Whizzer? Do it for the kid, Whizzer. Anything I did, Whizzer, throw it away. Throw it away. Are you still there? [WHIZZER] I’m right here, can-- [MARVIN] Can I maybe see you? [WHIZZER] I am still here and breathing. I can’t forget when it was bad [MARVIN] Let me try to put it right [WHIZZER] When? [MARVIN] How about- [WHIZZER] WHEN [MARVIN] How about- I’ll pick you up in two hours! [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Tonight, Tonight, tonight! [COREDELIA]: Not so dressy [CHARLOTTE] Please don’t quote this [BOTH] We can’t stand your trying [CORDELIA] Here’s your last chance for happiness! [CHARLOTTE] Oh, but he’ll kill you He’ll kill you [CORDELIA] All you have to do is Be nice [CHARLOTTE] Kill you [CORDELIA] Be nice [CHARLOTTE] Kill you [CORDELIA] Be nice. [CHARLOTTE] Kill you [CORDELIA] Be nice. [CHARLOTTE] Kill you [WHIZZER] Life is funny, a-ha funny Life plays on, its a-ha funny jokes After all, things might turn out okay I’m glad Marvin’s so agreeable Cause he’ll have to pay What he did to me I recall it like yes-ter-day [JASON, spoken] The first date, at the ballpark. [MARVIN] Are you sure this is where you wanna come? [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light [They jeer at the game] [MARVIN] After he left (+ hm, no or HA, well) After I kicked him out Life was like sauerkraut [MARVIN] Good if you put it on a hotdog Hell, I want More than just a hotdog I want more Life’s a bore without him [WHIZZER] I want the underdog to win [MARVIN] That’s not our team, just keep quiet [WHIZZER] Well, then go ‘other team’ [?] Other team [MARVIN] Stop it Stop it Why are people hitting us Why are people hitting us Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it [CORDELIA] They’re on their second date First one went so great They thought they’d try another [CHARLOTTE] Hey, sorry that we’re late But we’re here [ALL] Oh, say can you- [UMPIRE] Play ball [MARVIN] He’s makin’ me pay, but hey no big deal [LESBIANS] Hiya Will, now Hiya Sue... Okay, no big deal You’re with us and we’re with you That’s what matters [ALL] That’s what matters. That’s what matters. Life is funny, a-ha funny Life plays on its haha funny jokes [MARVIN & WHIZZER] God it's great to be back with these folks [LESBIANS] It feels nice to be escorted by these funny men [ALL] We’re double-dating homosexuals Once again [JASON, spoken] The third date. [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Who’d believe We’d be here, nude, in bed [MARVIN] Nude instead Of at each other’s throats [WHIZZER] Wearing suits and overcoats [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Life is funny, haha funny [MENDEL, spoken] Oh no, oh no- Trina, TRINA [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Life is goody, rooty tooty [MENDEL] Trina, I can’t jump! I can’t jump! [MARVIN & WHIZZER, laughing in the background] [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Life is really quite ridiculous [MENDEL] Where’s my [?]
at 1:24 im pretty sure she says "please dont throw this" instead of please dont quote this, since this scene is refering to his outfits and everything?? not sure but it sounds like that idk
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Imagining this with cborle and Andy Ranny rn…. The whole audience would spontaneously combust
we're double-dating homosexuals
once again
They couldn’t put this in the official version, it would have been too powerful
HOW HAVE I NOT KNOWN ABOUT THIS BEFORE-
TRINA I CANT JUMP I CANT JUMP is a vocal stim of mine lol
TRINA I CANT JUMP
Life is funny, a-ha funny. Life plays on, it's a-ha funny jokes. 🗣️🔥🔥
Lyrics
[CORDELIA]
Three dates with Marvin and Whizzer - a true story
[WHIZZER]
Hello
[MARVIN]
Hello
[WHIZZER]
Marvin?
[MARVIN]
Yep
How are you?
[WHIZZER]
It’s been a long time
[MARVIN]
As you probably know, Jason is getting bar mitzvah’d
And he wants you to be a special person on that day
What do you say, Whizzer?
Do it for the kid, Whizzer
Anything I did, Whizzer
Throw it away
Throw it away
Are you still there?
[WHIZZER]
I’m right here, can--
[MARVIN]
Can I maybe see you?
[WHIZZER]
I am still here and breathing
I can’t forget when it was bad
[MARVIN]
Let me try to put it right
[WHIZZER]
When?
[MARVIN]
How about-
[WHIZZER]
WHEN
[MARVIN]
How about-
I’ll pick you up in two hours!
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight!
[COREDELIA]
Not so dressy
[CHARLOTTE]
Please don’t quote this
[BOTH]
We can’t stand your trying
[CORDELIA]
Here’s your last chance for happiness!
[CHARLOTTE]
Oh, but he’ll kill you
He’ll kill you
[CORDELIA]
All you have to do is
Be nice
[CHARLOTTE]
Kill you
[CORDELIA]
Be nice
[CHARLOTTE]
Kill you
[CORDELIA]
Be nice
[CHARLOTTE]
Kill you
[CORDELIA]
Be nice
[CHARLOTTE]
Kill you
[WHIZZER]
Life is funny, a-ha funny
Life plays on, it's a-ha funny jokes
After all, things might turn out okay
I’m glad Marvin’s so agreeable
'cause he’ll have to pay
What he did to me
I recall it like
Yes-ter-day
[JASON, spoken]
The first date, at the ballpark
[MARVIN]
Are you sure this is where you wanna come?
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Oh, say can you see, by the dawn’s early light
[They jeer at the game]
[MARVIN]
After he left, hm, well
After I kicked him out
Life was like sauerkraut:
Good if you put it on a hotdog
Hell, I want
More than just a hotdog
I want more
Life’s a bore without him
[WHIZZER]
I want the underdog to win
[MARVIN]
That’s not our team, just keep quiet
[WHIZZER]
Well then, go 'other team'
[?] Other team
[MARVIN]
Stop it
Stop it
Why are people hitting us
Why are people hitting us
Stop it
Stop it
Stop it
Stop it
[CORDELIA]
They’re on their second date
First one went so great
They thought they’d try another
[CHARLOTTE]
Hey, sorry that we’re late
But we’re here
[ALL]
Oh, say can you-
[UMPIRE]
Play ball
[MARVIN]
He’s makin’ me pay
But hey no big deal
[LESBIANS]
Hiya Wilma, now Hiya Sue...
Okay, no big deal
You’re with us and we’re with you
That’s what matters
[ALL]
That’s what matters
That’s what matters
Life is funny, a-ha funny
Life plays on, its haha funny jokes
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
God, it's great to
Be back with these folks
[LESBIANS]
It feels nice to be escorted
By these funny men
[ALL]
We’re double-dating homosexuals
Once again
[JASON, spoken]
The third date
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Who’d believe
We’d be here, nude, in bed
[MARVIN]
Nude instead
Of at each other’s throats
[WHIZZER]
Wearing suits and overcoats
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Life is funny, haha funny
[MENDEL, spoken]
Oh no, oh no-
Trina, TRINA
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Life is goody, rooty tooty
[MENDEL]
Trina, I can’t jump! I can’t jump!
[MARVIN & WHIZZER, laughing in the background]
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Life is really quite ridiculous
[MENDEL]
Where’s my joie de vivre?
[CORDELIA]
Three dates with Marvin and Whizzer - a true story.
[WHIZZER]
Hello
[MARVIN]
Hello
[WHIZZER]
Marvin?
[MARVIN]
Yep
How are you?
[WHIZZER]
It’s been a long time.
[MARVIN]
As you probably know, Jason is getting bar mitzvah’d.
And he wants you to be a special person on that day.
What do you say, Whizzer?
Do it for the kid, Whizzer.
Anything I did, Whizzer,
throw it away.
Throw it away.
Are you still there?
[WHIZZER]
I’m right here, can--
[MARVIN]
Can I maybe see you?
[WHIZZER]
I am still here and breathing.
I can’t forget when it was bad
[MARVIN]
Let me try to put it right
[WHIZZER]
When?
[MARVIN]
How about-
[WHIZZER]
WHEN
[MARVIN]
How about-
I’ll pick you up in two hours!
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Tonight,
Tonight,
tonight!
[COREDELIA]:
Not so dressy
[CHARLOTTE]
Please don’t quote this
[BOTH]
We can’t stand your trying
[CORDELIA]
Here’s your last chance for happiness!
[CHARLOTTE]
Oh, but he’ll kill you
He’ll kill you
[CORDELIA]
All you have to do is
Be nice
[CHARLOTTE]
Kill you
[CORDELIA]
Be nice
[CHARLOTTE]
Kill you
[CORDELIA]
Be nice.
[CHARLOTTE]
Kill you
[CORDELIA]
Be nice.
[CHARLOTTE]
Kill you
[WHIZZER]
Life is funny, a-ha funny
Life plays on, its a-ha funny jokes
After all, things might turn out okay
I’m glad Marvin’s so agreeable
Cause he’ll have to pay
What he did to me
I recall it like
yes-ter-day
[JASON, spoken]
The first date, at the ballpark.
[MARVIN]
Are you sure this is where you wanna come?
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light
[They jeer at the game]
[MARVIN]
After he left (+ hm, no or HA, well)
After I kicked him out
Life was like sauerkraut
[MARVIN]
Good if you put it on a hotdog
Hell, I want
More than just a hotdog
I want more
Life’s a bore without him
[WHIZZER]
I want the underdog to win
[MARVIN]
That’s not our team, just keep quiet
[WHIZZER]
Well, then go ‘other team’
[?] Other team
[MARVIN]
Stop it
Stop it
Why are people hitting us
Why are people hitting us
Stop it
Stop it
Stop it
Stop it
[CORDELIA]
They’re on their second date
First one went so great
They thought they’d try another
[CHARLOTTE]
Hey, sorry that we’re late
But we’re here
[ALL]
Oh, say can you-
[UMPIRE]
Play ball
[MARVIN]
He’s makin’ me pay,
but hey no big deal
[LESBIANS]
Hiya Will, now Hiya Sue...
Okay, no big deal
You’re with us and we’re with you
That’s what matters
[ALL]
That’s what matters.
That’s what matters.
Life is funny, a-ha funny
Life plays on its haha funny jokes
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
God it's great to
be back with these folks
[LESBIANS]
It feels nice to be escorted
by these funny men
[ALL]
We’re double-dating homosexuals
Once again
[JASON, spoken]
The third date.
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Who’d believe
We’d be here, nude, in bed
[MARVIN]
Nude instead
Of at each other’s throats
[WHIZZER]
Wearing suits and overcoats
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Life is funny, haha funny
[MENDEL, spoken]
Oh no, oh no-
Trina, TRINA
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Life is goody, rooty tooty
[MENDEL]
Trina, I can’t jump! I can’t jump!
[MARVIN & WHIZZER, laughing in the background]
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Life is really quite ridiculous
[MENDEL]
Where’s my [?]
Why did i take so long to find this masterpiece 😔
why is your pfp chip zien
“Trina I can’t jump” 💀💀💀
I see you everywhere including Pinterest
@@tea-g1t that’s because I AM everywhere *evil laugh*
This is a masterpiece
I CANT JUMP BCUZ ITS TOO AMAZING
OH MY GOD I LOVE DOUBLE DATING HOMOSEXUALS
I love this
Tfw Mendel can't jump.
Mary Testa as charlotte we were ROBBED
at 1:24 im pretty sure she says "please dont throw this" instead of please dont quote this, since this scene is refering to his outfits and everything?? not sure but it sounds like that idk
Can someone anyone tell me what the fuck Mendel is doing
Well, he's not jumping for sure
Im not too sure but, I don't think hes jumping
eating dirt
I love this too much
eating themmmmm
wait is the second date at a restaurant or sumthn ?
OH iys at a basebsll game ?????
they go a bsaball game TWICE UNORIGINAL
OH MY HOF
ughhhwjjk…😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭thise song