3:45 Nik: "because that's what the bible says" "- I think." 3:49 Orlin: “Since when do you read the Bible? Do you ever read the Bible? Can you say what the first thing it says is?” 3:55 “what's the first sentence?” 3:57 Nik: "Thou shall not be gluttonous" Orlin: “Well I'm sold” 4:03 Nik: "Because food was scarce back then but now we have CostCo" 4:06 "STOP! This is not bible study! Get out of the Car!"
It's the fact that his double chin hangs beneath the mask for me 😂 Once you get so fat that you have too many chins for your mask to fit, it's time for a change. 🤣
literally no one in the world: Nikocado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, cheapers creepers, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, i am getting fat and i dont know why, its just water weight, I am calling corporate, I am calling nancy, its your fault, shine bright like a diamond hello, dress to impress, I love cheese dundun, walmart walmart walmartwalmartwamartwamarattttttttamawaratmatat...target! lol I can't
Orlin is such a bad actor he can really ruin the immersion sometimes. The constant yelling for no reason with the awkward staring, and over exaggerated facial expressions are just too much!!
I'm getting attacked for the video on my other channel, *PLEASE GO DEFEND ME* ruclips.net/video/XCACe1WaF64/видео.html
😭😭😭 the pool noodles
No
No
Love your vids nik
No defend yourself you diseased rat
Them trying to not break character is hilarious
It makes me wonder how they are OFF cam 😭😂
@@Jayden-rr3do Me too! 😂
@@cosunnyd 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Jayden-rr3do i swear 😂
OMG I wonder how much is a show and how much is real.
Im not sure if Orlin got thinner or Nick just got bigger...
probably both
Both lol
Both I’d assume
Lmao
5:15
“My husband wants an open marriage”
*”MY HUSBAND WANTS AN OPEN MARRIAGE!!!”*
Me: 😂
Orlin is a terrible actor. He can’t stop smiling!
I meet them and they are so sweet so
@@assiaelmajdi3981 really😱when did you meet them
@@assiaelmajdi3981 ooo you expect us to believe that
He has a winning smile
@@mercy5424 stay mad
“Thou shall not be gluttonous... because food was scarce back then.....
But now we have Costco” - nick 2021 😂😂😂
Lmfaooooo. This is pure comedic gold. The Avocados are officially the (literally and figuratively) biggest RUclips trolls.
Orlin is such a terrible actor 🤣😭
Yea its so bad and dumb but so funny
ikr
Yeah it’s really bad but funny
LOL! When Orlin said, "open up the marriage, like you open up your legs!", I went straight to the comments! Cuz I just knew we all went wild!!
ngl his "SHHHHHHHHHHH." is a little iconic.
tbh...at this point orlin is getting annoying..smh
why is this more entertaining than my own life?
Ikr
Fax
5:15
"my husband wants an open marriage..."
"MY HUSBAND WANTS AN OPEN MARRIAGE 🗣️🗣️"
“Close the door!”
Imagine like yoir chilkin in the parking lot (or where ever they are ) and all you hear is yelling 🤣🤣💀
Tomorrow: The “Open Marriage” didn’t work and we are getting a full divorce
Bruh I hope
“We Can’t Have An Open Marriage” HAHHA U WERE RIGHT KINDA
“why we can’t get a divorce”
This shit is top tier comedy
Your pfp Is Speaking Your Sentence 😭😂
Orlin has been breaking character a little... love y'all!
nick screaming in public n beeping the horn is sending me omg i wonder what people were thinking
Ikr
"holy shit cows buy cars now"
i think we all have some type of mental illness for watching these 30min - 1hr videos of him 😂
Omg 😂😂 I agree
Ive started medication
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 agree
Fax bruh 😭💀
“I don’t even like French fries” literally every thumbnail 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟
its sad that this is just a whole show u can tell because orlin is a terrible actor
You thought otherwise?
They both are..
He has a winning smile
Nickocado: “I dOnT lIkE fRenCh fRiEs*
In every Mukbang he has fries in: *consumes the whole thing*
“THIS IS NOT BIBLE STUDY”😂😂😂 you guys are amazing
Tomorrow: *We're breaking up cause orlin wants me to eat vegies*
LMAOO
Orlin “Open up the marriage! Like how you opened up your legs!” When I tell y’all I died 😭😭
“Because food was very scarce back then, but now we have Costco” 😂
The two damn twins from Alice and wonderland 🤦🏾♀️😂
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
Nick started dropping bars when Orlin left the car
dedass
2 steps ahead
He is always 2 steps...ahead.
Tomorrow: Orlin is leaving me for Enrique and Black Bean noodle
the day after: *why orlin can’t leave me for enrique... | popeyes mukbang*
Orlin needa stop w that spitting lmao, HE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO BREAK CHARACTER 🤣🤣
"'Thou shall not be gluttonous.' because food was scarce back then but now we have Costco" I unironically need this on a poster
*I still can’t get over the fact that Jesus sat next to him at **7:34** and he was spitting’ ryhmes about his favorite foods* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Food was scarce back then. Now we have Costco"🤣
not me scrolling through comments right when I barley clicked on the video- 💀
Me **
Nobody:
Nik and orlin: it’s🤬my🥶car🙄no😈it’s🤡my😑car🥴
“my husband wants an open marriage......MY HUSBAND WANTS AN OPEN MARRIAGE😡” I can’t
3:12 when orlin burped and nik just goes Get out of the car, had me lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Where are you gonna go, we’re in the middle of a highway?”
*is parked
THE KICKER IS ..... WHEN THE POLICE ARE CALLED FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN PUBLIC. AND THEY GET ARRESTED AND REALLY CANT BE TOGETHER.
He moves the car when he “laughs” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
BAHAHAHAHSUSNSJSM
It MaKes A grEat ChRistMas PrEseNt
Sir we’re in January I-
Lmao
🤣🤣
Lmao him trying to make crow noises 😂😂😭😭😂😂😭 omg that was to funny I’m crying
3:45 Nik: "because that's what the bible says"
"- I think."
3:49 Orlin: “Since when do you read the Bible? Do you ever read the Bible? Can you say what the first thing it says is?”
3:55 “what's the first sentence?”
3:57 Nik: "Thou shall not be gluttonous"
Orlin: “Well I'm sold”
4:03 Nik: "Because food was scarce back then but now we have CostCo"
4:06 "STOP! This is not bible study! Get out of the Car!"
That's not the first sentence though .
@@biri_o that's part of the joke.
TYY I LOVR THIS PART
So this is the animal that’s causing world hunger
Why do i feel sad lol
LMAOO🤣🤣
😂😂🤣🤣
please do another inventory check those make my day tbh
They don’t need a open marriage they need a divorce 😂
Period I agree
@@kelsi3145 yass
@@kelsi3145 what they got goin ain’t gon work
Tomorrow: Orlin tried choking me to death, but my double chin saved me
Shake Shack Mukbang
Haha
they usually do good at not making it look staged but this was just bad💀
"open it like how you open your legs for all those strangers!" that killed me :)
This is literally what I have playing in the background while driving to pick up breakfast. What in the world is wrong with me? 😆
Let Me guess the next video title is Why we cant get a open marriage
Yes
So close...
The people watching the argument from the parking lot: 👁️👄👁️---📱
Lol
Tomorrow : we’re getting a closed marriage
Fuck I said this too
@@wack1019 ok
The day after: *Nancy Proposed To Me.*
@@jaemindsasmr2087 lol yeah
@@anonymouslyanonymous9057 u want some orlin pie?
These two are the best thing on youtube i swear
Top ten best lightsaber fights. 14:51
“I don’t want to make a spectacle, TWO for a dollar” 😂😂
When you see the pool noodles in the thumbnail you know it's going to be a great video 😂
I still come back to this 😂😂😂 it’s their funniest video‼️
26:26 his body took a screenshot
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I screamed
LOL
The fact that they are fighting with pool noodles is making me die from laughter 🤣🤷🏻♀️
tomorrow: why we can’t get an open marriage
wtf how
How did you predict the title of the next vid?
WOW
@@vispers4181 that’s because he edited it
@@haunt7844 he edited it
How this is even free to watch?
Sssshhhhhh!!!! Your giving him an idea to get rich!!
"because food was scarce back then, but now we have costco" I AM DEAD LOL
Legend has it, Orlin is still walking to this day and he will come back 180 pounds
14:14 nvm
He back
It's the fact that his double chin hangs beneath the mask for me 😂 Once you get so fat that you have too many chins for your mask to fit, it's time for a change. 🤣
"This isn't bible study. Get out of my car!"
Tomorrow: Why we can't have an open marriage
I thought these 2 girls broke up
LMAO "TWO GIRLS" I-💀💀
Reminds me of the tv series "2 broke girls"
😂
7:07 when your in kindergarten and you share your juice box and he goes with another girl
The B E T R E Y A L
@@Namuska EXACTLY 😭
Tomorrow: Divorcing Orlin and Marrying Nancy
I love how they're not even trying anymore 🤣🤣🤣
THIS IS NOT BIBLE STUDYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I feel like a 3rd wheel in this toxic relationship, smh!
"I don't even like french fries"
*buys four small fries, and cries about dropping french fries*
I wish I was like this with food..(not) 💀😶🚶🏻
The faces nick makes when orlin talks 🌝🌝🌝 me and my man errr day
Orlin tries so hard it's kind of annoying now🤣😤
Ok!! I’m sorry but Orlin is getting to be more and more annoying in every video!! He’s a broken record ugh!!!!
Ikr 😂
Nik isn't any better
literally no one in the world:
Nikocado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, cheapers creepers, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, i am getting fat and i dont know why, its just water weight, I am calling corporate, I am calling nancy, its your fault, shine bright like a diamond hello, dress to impress, I love cheese dundun, walmart walmart walmartwalmartwamartwamarattttttttamawaratmatat...target!
lol I can't
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my fav lines
@@rainac.2719 haha yep
@@marwa6664 lol
This is like watching Dumb and Dumber... 😂
1am, Mom : what are you watching ?
Me “ two grown man having a light saber battles while eating fast food. “
Nick seems like the type to not want to give but will receive 10000% 🤣
do they have no shame? like I can't even order at a restaurant by myself and they're screaming and yelling at each other in public
Me being the third wheel : 👁️👄👁️
Pffftt-
Orlin is over dramatic. Such a bad actor ugh
But nik deserve an OSCAR OSCAR OSCAR
JK
Wish he would read my username lol
What has this channel turned into?. I don’t even recognize Nick.
14:09 always hilarious 😂
Tomorrow: We’re Getting Genital Herpes
LMAOOOOO.
OMG BYE🏃🏾♀️💨
this better be the next video
IM DEAD 💀💀💀
The day after: Why we can’t get genital herpes ( Orlin Mukbang)
I never eat fast food but the day he passes ill eat a large Mc Spicy meal with a 10 piece nugget, a large coke and a mcflurry in his honor.
Orlins head looks like a football...Mr Football head😁
@@callmelatefordinner3743 true!
Orlin is such a bad actor he can really ruin the immersion sometimes. The constant yelling for no reason with the awkward staring, and over exaggerated facial expressions are just too much!!
exactly, he can go from funny to annoying fast
Im starting to hate Orlin. He's trying too hard, bad actor.
U should post the bloopers/behind the scene, it would be funny lol
Who else went straight to the comments😂
meeee
Me🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️
Nobody at all:
Nick: I dont like French fries
Nick continues eating them like he loves it💀
I just got 1 question why the fuck do I find this funny 😂😂😭
0:40 the seals at sea world when they do a trick
“Because food was scarce back but now we have Costco.”💀😂
I was not expecting the natural poetry flow to come through when the sun of God came to visit 7:34 😂😂
Jesus Mary and Joseph blessed his brain
Tomorrow: why we can’t get a open marriage | Arby’s mukbang
😆😁😆😁
well u got the first part right
"he's outta. breath". He can't even satisfy his husband in bed". I'm fucking dead and the video hasn't even started 🤣🤣🤣
They def smell like hot dog water, wet dog, and BO all in one
.... and outside....lol