He's such a sissi. I know it's hard to loose a lot of weight, but the first step to change yourself is acknowledge that there is a problem to be solved in the first place - and it's not going away by finding excuses. Literally kindergarteners know that :(
i feel like this channel is a good representation of my childhood. nick and orlin represent my parents, and i am the food watching my family slowly fall apart everyday.
LOL I mean you aren't wrong. TBH when I feel like I want to mess up on my caloric deficit, then I watch his videos and then I no longer wanna cheat on my diet. Bc I don't want to end up like him eating a whole bunch of fast food- my digestive tract would not appreciate it.
When Nik keeps saying “Walmartwalmartwalmart” it’s sounds like Pac-Man when he’s eating all the little dots which is pretty accurate except the dots are cheese and spicy noodles🧀🍜
@@JezzieJezebella the amount of people who think that what he does it's highly entertaining, it's crazy. They probably think we're weird for not liking him, this mess. 🤦♀️
How it started ***warning, graphic*** : ruclips.net/video/3H2H97trmNw/видео.html
Nik stop saying it’s my fault it hurts me feelings 😿😿
LMAO YOU’RE A JOKE
Bruh
no
Did I ask tho
these two are singlehandedly keeping the restaurant business alive during this pandemic
🤣🤣🤣🤣 💯
Bruh so true
Best comment
A positive comment finally arrived..
Supporting small businesses, one pound at a time.
nick- “IM IN CONTROL”
orlin- “of everything except your weight”
i can’t breathe 😭😭 this relationship gives me mad anxiety 😬
What's the time stamp?
@@asexualpolarbear880 18:12
Don’t watch then
Do you even know what anxiety means ?
@Heeral Bhatt its not real
Orlin is really good at his roasts, he should get an award
Yea bro but nick is farting in front of the food that is not good
@@hamoodturbo1048 LMAO
@@julidee_ what is the meaning of lamo
@@hamoodturbo1048 laughing my ass off
That's so funny
nik: "IM IN CONTROL!!"
orlin: "of everything but your weight"
LMFAOOOO
LMFAO
Lol
Lol
Lol
😭😭
Orlin- "I don't like pork, I married a pork!"
Where data
Your profile pic is 👍
So I'm guessing you watch the anime
Noice👌
Yard yare both of those man babies are a pain 🙄
yare yare
Yare yare, saiki k cant you use one of your superpower to fix these two's brain
Yare yare daze *stardust crusaders plays*
Tomorrow: Orlin resurrected Jasper so he can cheat on me.
😂😂facts!!!
No Jasper died Nik said 😂😂
@@AmberLiddicoat he rise from the dead
@@ifi1409 😂😂 omg yes
@@AmberLiddicoat the day i see this is the day I'll stop my internet connection
Orlin: "You have LIE-abetes!"
I lost it 💀😂
I-🤭
Haha True😅😅😂😂🤣😂😂😅😅🤣🤣😂😅😅😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪
😂😂😂😂😂
I almost forgot how to say diabetes from saying LIE-abetes
Nick:"SHUT UP" 🤣🤣
Anyone else who just comes for the fights or just me?😳🤣
No me too
Ur not alone
I do too
Me to there not really asmr
Ye i do that to Lol btw nick said his not obese his 311pounds wow thats not obese LOL im 13 my weight is 50pounds his 5× of me lol
Orlin: “ *ALL YOU DO IS LIE! YOU HAVE LIABETES!* ”
Lol lmao😆😆😆
i guess it’s contagious
🤪👀👀👀👀😳😳😳🧐🧐🍷🍷🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have a feeling that it’s Nick writing any funny lines that come out if Borlin’s boring mouth.
@@jaellenwarren1895 lol !! Borlin😆😆😆
“It’s just water weight”
“ I gained 5 pounds but I don’t know why”
“ it’s VEGAN WATER wait”
Me: I-
He's such a sissi. I know it's hard to loose a lot of weight, but the first step to change yourself is acknowledge that there is a problem to be solved in the first place - and it's not going away by finding excuses. Literally kindergarteners know that :(
He is not having water fat he is just so fat
Me to
5 pounds don’t even matter because he is so fat
@Heeral Bhatt it isn’t that funny but ok
Orlin: stop farting, it pollutes my food
Niko: BE QUIET
Orlin: pollution
Niko: STOP
Omg I can’t lol😭
Best one liner from Orlin. 🙃
Iconic
Orlin is just getting me annoyed... He never shut up
POLLUTION IM CRYING
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Normal people: "Walmart."
Nik: Wuh-muh
Tarrrrget?
*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
😂😂😂
Omg its so funny BWHAHAHAHAGAGAG
His food don’t even be looking good anymore..just a bunch of slop.
Literally makes me hate food and I’m a foodie
Kinda like him then
I know
Spaghetti Os
True
Only people in bed watching this can like
yuhhhhhhhhhhh get into itttttttttttt
@@_Triangleguard_ its 12:00 A.M...
@@thenobleone6255 timezones >
@@thenobleone6255 It 2:43am
@@_Triangleguard_ 2:44 am
@@avi6400 2:44am
tomorrow: I lost my job because Nancy started her own onlyfans (AND IT YOUR FAULT)
I choked on my Sprite while reading that 😂
@@MisterSisterFister666 are u army?
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@@gaitreedeopersad8248 bro just because they mentioned sprite doesn't mean they r an army 😭😂
@@soda-eg4jm ok😢
Bruh orlins comebacks🤣 “look like a bean bag in a hurry” / “ to get fatter” 💀
lmaooooo he really be spazzin on Nick. but i promise I been waiting on Orlin to start snapping.
Nah fam when he said “I’m in control” and orlin said “if everything but your weight” that is the premium comeback
no
Lets be honest.
The only reason why some of us come back to Nikocado's channel is to read the hilarious comments.
Puffin Melin you’re god damn right
Yep! 😂
orlin: “STOOOP FARTINNG.. POLLUTION!” 😂😂
He’s slowly fading away. His heart and liver have no long life...
Yeah. It’s such a sad thing to see how he’s ruining his health.
@@kimicox7698 fr, i lowkey think its a ed.
@Z e he should visit a graveyard
@@finessinhearts ikr
@@francescoguerzoni1458 🤭
Nik: “IDK WHY I’M GAINING WEIGHT
everyone: “ look at your thumbnails”
Tomorrow: *I Caught Orlin With Nancy.*
No not Nancy 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg i can't stop laughing at this comment omg 😆
Honestly that sounds like a video he’d make
RIGHT😭
That is so true omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Stop farting it pollutes my food”😂💀😭 .
“POLLUTES”😭💀😂 ...
The fact that I haven’t missed a video-
And when he does we will know what happpened
I’m with you girl...
Oh oh
Ikr😂
Me to i actually shouldn't be here but I can't help it 🤣🤣🤣
i feel like this channel is a good representation of my childhood. nick and orlin represent my parents, and i am the food watching my family slowly fall apart everyday.
Are you ok?
craziest thing i've read in a while
Relatable, I know this was 2 years ago but just know you're not crying alone ♡
Nick: “Why am I gaining all of this weight”
Me: *looks at his channel feed* 👀
Right😂😂😂
Ikr😂😂😂
i literally replied “probably because you eat like a family of 7” BAHA
Lmao
LOL I mean you aren't wrong. TBH when I feel like I want to mess up on my caloric deficit, then I watch his videos and then I no longer wanna cheat on my diet. Bc I don't want to end up like him eating a whole bunch of fast food- my digestive tract would not appreciate it.
Tomorrow : I killed Orlin *HELP ME HIDE THE BODY*
Or maybe I killed Nick and Orlin is now controlling the channel. Lol
LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That part smdh LMFAO im dying
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nik: “*JESUS CAMERA, FOCUS, IM TRYING TO SHOW MY DIABETES FOOT TO REMIND EVERYONE IT’S THEIR FAULT*”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol lol😆😆😆😆
LMAOOO DEADASS
@@NDJunction it’s out fault orlin cheats on him.
@@NDJunction it’s our fault when food falls
Nobody:
The weird kid at the back of the class who's obsessed with pacman: 2:34
LMAooooo
WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY 😂
That was my mom back in the 80s 😭😭😭
farts are flavor.
Its nikocado avocado fault
@SkeIton he probably do
👁👄👁
Oh my gosh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I-
The end was cute when they were joking and getting along. Nicks like “enough I’m tired of fighting now let’s go to bed and cuddle.” Lol
he didn't say that
SPOILERS
@@danielleballsackguy7374 bruh
when does he say that?
Ewww
18:13
nik: IM IN CONTROL
orlin: everything except ur weight
oh hell nah bruh orlin fucking killing me here i- 💀
Yeah he’s running out of ideas..
I dont get how, the comments are always full of ideas lol
he's actually ruined his life for veiws... its so saddening.
I thought so too
Their relationship has more problems than Maths..
Lmfaoo🤣🤣
You mean more acts than a broadway musical
Damn roasted
righttt
Lol
Tomorrow: orlin caught me eating his food
Ah yes, even more dreams is yet to come UwU
His titles are predictable
For real tho...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I’m so happy I’m not this fat. Your videos inspire me to keep exercising and not becoming you hahaha thanks
LMFAOOOO
big fax dawg even tho i am kinda fat and a lil bit depressed because of this covid thing. i still workout and drink a lot of water
Yeah me too, im also proud of my weight
Well damn if I was Nick I wouldnt know weather to be amused or offended
Facts I’m a bit fat damn I’m glad I’m overweight like Nick it’s sad how he eats like that😂😂
When Nik keeps saying “Walmartwalmartwalmart” it’s sounds like Pac-Man when he’s eating all the little dots which is pretty accurate except the dots are cheese and spicy noodles🧀🍜
OMG IT DOES lmao
His name is Pac-Man lol
Yes! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do you mean Pac-Man 😭💀 and yea fr tho
Pac Man quintuple XL size LOL
Let's say it together now:
" Walmart, walmart, walmart, womawomawomawomawomawomawomawomawomawoma 😯 TARGET? 😠 "
Hahaha ✌🏻😁
WALMAR WALMAR WALMAR WALMAR
Womawomawomawomawoma Lmfao 😂
He sounds like PAC-MAN
It's so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂 makes me laugh every time.
Walmart walmart Lol
Title: **Says "Emotional"**
Them: **Fights through out the whole video**
Me: **sNiFf** **SnIfF** "oH sO eMoTiOnAl"
😭😭😭🤣🤣
this needs more likes😭
You have the perfect amount of likes and im about to ruin it MWAHAHA
Emotional doesn't just mean "sad."
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Niko: "its not distributed enough" Orlin: "Like your weight" IM DEAD
Orlin: “I don’t like pork. I married a pork.”
Me: 🤭
i am weak
Orlin: "at least i don't look like a bean bag in a hurry"
Me: *screaming*
I need that on a shirt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAOOO😭😭
That took me out 😂
We all know where it comes from 😬😂
@@mandolynapalomavisser9560 wait i don't
Let me say orlins comebacks are funny asf😂😂and savage😭😂
Nobody:
Nickocado: I am not fat! Do I look fat to you?!
Everybody: ...
Do u want the truth or nah?
This man really needs to go to rehab, it has gotten out of control.
But it’s mad entertaining
Seriously, what’s wrong with this dude? He needs some kind of help.
Nikocado: posts
Everyone: looking at the comments
lmao
Me lol
Accurate UwU
@Nala Noel me too
@Nala Noel I can't watch a whole 30 or more minute video.... 😶😶😶
*YOU’RE NOT ALLERGIC TO EGG. IT’S ON THE DUMPLINGS, IN ALL THE FRIED BATTER, AND LIKELY ON THE EGG ROLLS... AND TAKIS HAS TRACES OR SOME SUCH.*
Cool idk
3:22 him: I gained 5 pounds
Me by 5 do you mean 5 hundred
Nick - “I don’t like it, it’s not distributed well”
Orlin - “Like your weight”
I died laughing 😂😂😭
😂😂😂
“Do I look big to you?” You’re bigger than Eric Cartman from South Park.
Hey he's big boned not fat .
AHAH- I-
I kinda wanna hear Nick just say “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH”
I bet nickavodo avocado 🥑 is not funny while Eric Cartman is fictional character that is funny & acts 😄
Also im fan of South park
They’re like a train wreck, I just can’t look away 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂
You and all of us LMFAO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its toxic but its super entertaining
@@pandaman7642 fr
@@crystalserrano8098 like frrr
Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏾
Anyone notice that Nik keeps referencing ALR? 1) egg “allergy” and 2) the famous 89 lbs!!!
and in one of his videos he says “I’m wearing the wrong shoes” 💀💀💀
Nick: I’m in control of everything
Orlin: Except your weight
Me: Both of you should not be talking
The only reason Orlin is fat is cuz of Nik
@@calebb.stgooo danm trueee
Can we all stop watching him for a week and come back to see him freak out about how he is going to go broke
I’m trying, I can’t stop. 😭
I can't bc I'm addicted to Nikocado's videos. I don't know what it will be like with Nikocado's videos.
@@angeliqpearl7125 I have another person for you to watch search up: hiding in my room
Nikocado: I gain five pounds
Me: “not surprised”
Did you see at the end they both smiled when nick called orlin a potato head
They broke character so much at the end
@@forglord3453 35:27 they broke character here too
When he yelled “ DoN’t SpIlL ThE SaUcE!” I lost it....
“Bean bag in a hurry” get him ALR, he is stealing your thunder 😂😂
That originally came from orlin a couple months ago
@@mandiegal3312 That originally came from ALR 3 years ago
Lmao!!
And the egg allergy hahahahhahah!!
Also, clock how he said wawmart in the beginning
No one:
Nick: I'M CALLING CORPORATE FJSJDJFSJSNBFJSJSFJFJ-
Read this as he said it 😂😂😂😂😂💀
i will sacrifice a newborn Sailor Levi✋
6:34 LMFAOO HIS MOMENT OF REALIZATION
IM CALLING CORPORATE! SHBRAAKAKAKEHSJ 👹
Hi army and strayyy
@@vminfeels7965 ???
@@emilian7052 oh I wasn’t talking to you
@@vminfeels7965 I know but still weird comment
Tomorrow: I soiled myself on Santa's lap and I'm on the naughty list
What is The anime on your profile
@@demoman5844 kamisama kiss
@@glossyhunnymango7773 thx
And then the sequel on his onlyfans 😒
@@diabolicaldaisy8362 OMG. HE HAS AN ONLY FANSSSSSDD
Nobody:
Nick:sPaGhEtTiOs 🤪
I thought he said spaghettitoes 🤣
🤣🤣😂so true tho 😂😂
PLS HE SOUNDS LIKE MY PARROT
@@cam-rs5en Right 🤣🤣
Then inventory check gets me every time.. I can’t handle the laughing anymore ..Walmart Walmart Walmart Walmart .. target !
I was slightly embarrassed to admit I like it 😂
I feel like in this vid they were breaking character a bit and having fun together and it was wholesome
I feel like this is anything but wholesome, this is not a healthy relationship or a healthy diet
@@meadeevans278 zzzzzzz whoosh..
“JESUS,MARY,and JOESPH” this goes through my head everyday now
😂😂😂
Imagine his mom saying *’’he will be the most amazing person in the world”*
Then...
Guess that's why he was adopted!
@@dmanc85 DAMN that's harsh!
He does I think
Yea yall to harsh....fr doeeee
@@dmanc85 that do be a bit harsh tho
“Do I look big to you?!” I died laughing.
Orlin: ''Don't talk with your mouth full it's rude ''
Orlin: talking with his mouth full of pizza
Bruh I swear I love the insults that Orlin gives to Nick’s
At this point, *its not even funny anymore and the contents dry*
Facts tho
Totally agree!
I swear it is true. It is actually just annoying.
@@JezzieJezebella the amount of people who think that what he does it's highly entertaining, it's crazy. They probably think we're weird for not liking him, this mess. 🤦♀️
Yet u guys are here on this video uh..... just checking it out i guess
The one thing nick and orlin taught me was "everything changes faster then we can think"
Orlin : You’re a pig
“It’s just water weight”
Me: You are pregnant with pigs who are also pregnant who are having twins lol
Y’all when he does inventory and he says “walmart walmart walmart” put it in 2x speed it’s so funny 😂😂😂😂
“Wahma Wahma Wahma Wahma” 😭😭
Funniest shit ever
Amazing lmfaooooooooo now try it at the slowest speed. You're welcome. 😂😂😂
@@isabellopez9983 😂😂😂
Hilarious 🤣🤣
Whoever is reading this- have a good night, I’ll see you tomorrow on the next video.
You too!
Now I'm subscribing to you!
Awww thank you have a great night too 😭😭🐌🐌🤗😊
You too! see ya tomorrow☺️
❤
Everybody: watching the video
Me: Eating fruit snacks while scrolling through the comments
Big mood
Snob
@@jenny2282 How are they a slob????
@@Imjesshere i think they said snob
@@overpricedhealthcare Oops. My bad, lol. I thought they said “slob”. Now would be a great time to go and get my eyes checked, lmao
Walmart Walmart wama wama wama wama wama wama wama *gasp target!”
LMAO I’m sorry it’s hilarious when they “fight” 😂😂
IKR 😭
Hell yeah LMFAO smdh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣
Orlin is actually getting me annoyed 😑 he never shut up and he’s always saying so many mean things to Nick when Nick was just showing us the food
Nick tells Orlin to be like that.
Orlin is not real. They're both nick
I find it funny tho -
Omg ik I was getting mad
This is the exact comment i was going to post !! I turned it off cause he kept being mean lol
No one:
Nick: ChIcKeN dOoDlLe sCrOoCh
😂
Was looking for this comment 😂
I love seeing them laughing together
"Oh yeah, Nick is only 280lbs. Minus his skeleton."
That almost killed me🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nik: “DO I LOOK BIG TO YOU!?”
Me: 👀👀.....
He bet no ask me bc ima roast his ahh 😭
Nick: I’m in control 🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻
Orlin: yeah in control of everything but ur weight 😂 🤣🤣
Lol
How have these two not been turned into a reality tv show by a major network?!
“My blood sugars going down, don’t try me!”
This is my new line to say whenever someone talks to me LMAO, Thank you Nick🤣
Nik: I’m SICK of him
Also Nik: *begs for him to come back if he leaves the relationship*
I’m throwing my phone over the bridg- 💀💀💀💀 keep coming back
It works if you work it
I think Nik forgot to censor a curse word at 21:31 💀
Orlin’s head looks like a meatball 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Orlin acts like he’s not big too😂😂😂
@@Enrique-cs8id exactly!!!! his arm and his hand are all in one, he has no wrists!! his face is inflated, but he calls Nick fat. smh
and when his face turns red he becomes a *spicy* meatball
He looks more pregnant than me, and I’m 8 months 🤣
LMFAOOOOOOOO😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
PLEASE LMAO
Aww congratulations 😊😊 but oof I got pregnant at 12 so I know it is going to hate but I hope both of you are going to be happy and healthy
@@peytonreed5601 wtf
lmao😂 (but on a side note, congratulations🥳)
36:40 even tho they’re joking, i actually enjoyed seeing them smile together for once
Orlin: shhhhh stop farting it’s polluting my food
Niko:😐
Orlin is just as big as nick so Orlin has to stop with all the over weight comments
28:50
“I don’t like pork, I married a pork”
😂😂😂😂
Nik's reaction tho
@@divinedayumit988 yep I know😂
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT 😠
Tomorrow: Orlin has diabetes - KFC SPICY MUKBANG
Anytime i see orlin and nik on the screen of a video i just know its gonna be interesting
2:03 wtf is “chicken doodle scrooch”?? 🤣🤣🤣
Exactly what I was thinking 😂
I actually support him, his videos helps my depression
How
This human is very sick and he needs serious help he spreads toxic shit how can you support him
True. He's funny, and his videos are entertaining to keep watching ,
@@aidenam8840 have a problem?
@@aidenam8840 toxic people love toxicity
“Mr Potato Head” sent me😂😂
Orlin and his jokes are killing me he’s way to funny 😂